TVD - DAMON HUMOR {The Vampire Diaries} ALL SEASONS (1-6)

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  • @randomusername7513
    @randomusername7513 Před 4 lety +5463

    caroline: “Damon! Towel! KNOCK!”
    damon: “Caroline! No one cares! NO!”
    i laughed so hard 🤣

  • @alcinamartin4985
    @alcinamartin4985 Před 6 lety +3174

    "Tell me that's not the bombs" 😂😂 "okay it's a kitten, it's an adorable exploding KITTEN"

  • @Ninazenik101
    @Ninazenik101 Před 6 lety +5798

    and ofc
    “if i see something i haven’t before I’ll throw a dollar at it”.

  • @lunadimotrijoska753
    @lunadimotrijoska753 Před 4 lety +1952

    “you do realize that you are dating a reformed serial killer, right”
    one of my favorite lines

    • @JuMixBoox
      @JuMixBoox Před 4 lety +14

      Weirdly, that one did hit me different in this. Probably because they didn't use the word monster and because I watched some normal crime shows before but damn, that dude would be the horrible villain you'd want dead in any of those and in real life, he would make the news in an entire country and victims who lost family members to him would write books about it.

    • @sarah18328
      @sarah18328 Před 4 lety

      Luna Dimotrijoska ahh mine too

  • @seda3686
    @seda3686 Před 6 lety +11397

    I laughed out loud when he said "what are you? My mother?" to his actual Mother lmaooo

  • @honeymoonavenue5636
    @honeymoonavenue5636 Před 6 lety +13781

    What about “a chipmunk asked me my name today, I told him it was joe, that lie will haunt me forever”

  • @nicotinegum6536
    @nicotinegum6536 Před 6 lety +4978

    “ Oh I’m shocked! Stephan is not a Virgin “

  • @breebrown5381
    @breebrown5381 Před 6 lety +8384

    Let’s just say, you can’t spell Damon without Damn

  • @bonitatribe637
    @bonitatribe637 Před 6 lety +6387

    My favorites were "Stefan's not a virgin?" and "because you haven't had sex with me." and "me, me, also me, yeah I always had a sneaking suspicion."

  • @MSDreamyhead
    @MSDreamyhead Před 6 lety +6111

    Damon was always my favorite character at the vampire diaries!

    • @agarrikr2996
      @agarrikr2996 Před 5 lety +11

      Butterfly no.

    • @delenaforever3931
      @delenaforever3931 Před 5 lety +16

      Agar ŦRIKΣR uhhhh ? No???

    • @brucewebber3963
      @brucewebber3963 Před 5 lety +50

      Mine too I love the bad person they made in the first 3 seasons and the one that makes me laugh the most is when Damon says because you haven't had with me lol

    • @parisamistry5549
      @parisamistry5549 Před 5 lety +9

      Same

    • @tanner1497
      @tanner1497 Před 4 lety +20

      Mine used to be Stefan but after Damon reformed and all that I grew to be a big fan of him

  • @chelseacanales8763
    @chelseacanales8763 Před 3 lety +539

    “See, I told I could be a badass.”
    “Shhhh, badasses don’t say that.”
    Damon got a point there.

  • @alcinamartin4985
    @alcinamartin4985 Před 6 lety +1150

    The scene when it came to cases😂😂, "oh this was stefan. No wait it was Me!"

  • @YurenaRA
    @YurenaRA Před 6 lety +3842

    You missed my two favorites! ''Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today. I told him it was Joe. That lie, will haunt me, forever.'' And the episode when he has bonnie's teddy bear and sais ''i saw it from a mile away and my brain's made of cotton!''. Those are the best.

  • @megaminx5688
    @megaminx5688 Před 6 lety +2828

    1:50
    Bonnie: "Your Disgusting"
    Damon: "I Know ;)"
    Edit: y'all I was like young when I made this comment, 2 YEARS AGO.
    Like really lmao

  • @Vikisaurusrex
    @Vikisaurusrex Před 6 lety +824

    ,,It's an adorable, exploding kitten" OMG HAHAHAHHA

  • @imperfectmother4235
    @imperfectmother4235 Před 5 lety +315

    “Damon! Towel! Knock?!”
    “Caroline. Nobody cares. No”

  • @sushmitaupreti4076
    @sushmitaupreti4076 Před 7 lety +346

    "What r u ? My mother?"
    YES DAMON SHE IS UR MOTHER!!

  • @chamari1998
    @chamari1998 Před 6 lety +980

    "You know what else was her call? Everything bad, ever." Lmao

  • @kat-zq9lz
    @kat-zq9lz Před 6 lety +849

    What are you, my mother? 😂😂

  • @lanim26
    @lanim26 Před 4 lety +222

    2:03
    Caroline: "DAMON! Towel! KNOCK!"
    Damon: "CAROLINE! No one cares! NO!"
    Soo funny poor Caroline I actually felt Damon's honesty😁

  • @delenad7353
    @delenad7353 Před 6 lety +1082

    Sexiest and funniest human alive! God i miss him so much

    • @mjaved819
      @mjaved819 Před 6 lety +25

      Delena D he's actually a vampire but whatever

    • @cookiemonster6641
      @cookiemonster6641 Před 6 lety +15

      Mysterious Kitty he's human at the end

    • @yazzyxx
      @yazzyxx Před 5 lety +5

      Funniest undead person alive

    • @Simon-xl1yz
      @Simon-xl1yz Před 5 lety +5

      @@mjaved819 Oooh, here's someone who didn't watch season 8.

    • @mjaved819
      @mjaved819 Před 5 lety +1

      Woah don't even remember this comment. Anyway I actually had watched season 8 by that time when I wrote that comment ,but I forgot about him being human. Sorry 😅

  • @AnaS-cm3mx
    @AnaS-cm3mx Před 4 lety +128

    “We need human blood to survive we’re predators not puppies!” 😂😂😂

  • @s1ennacone
    @s1ennacone Před 4 lety +82

    Damon’s sense of humour is everything I’ve ever wanted in life.

  • @Amber-no3kc
    @Amber-no3kc Před 7 lety +495

    That was hilarious!!! My favorites were " are you gonna stay for the show" , "you haven't had sex with me"

  • @samanthaxx3703
    @samanthaxx3703 Před 6 lety +372

    “Tell me that is *NOT* a bomb”
    Ok
    “It is an *ADORABLE exploding kitten “

  • @alexa4961
    @alexa4961 Před 5 lety +62

    0:58 “I’m shocked! Stefan’s not a virgin?” I died omg😂😂😂

  • @leslieloviie
    @leslieloviie Před 7 lety +540

    😂I'm shocked! Stefan's not a virgin!😂
    💕You staying for the show or...?💕
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @lxvedvr
    @lxvedvr Před 6 lety +96

    I swear Damon’s my spirit animal😂

  • @daya9671
    @daya9671 Před 6 lety +212

    Who else went to watch the show all over again?

  • @praptimondal530
    @praptimondal530 Před 3 lety +21

    The best friendship on the show is that of Damon's and the Sheriff's (Caroline's mother) ❤️❤️

  • @cherriecocco6736
    @cherriecocco6736 Před 4 lety +39

    Stefan: "What I don't get it, why she likes you ?"
    Damon: "That's cause you haven't had sex with me"

  • @221BSam
    @221BSam Před 9 lety +465

    That's a REALLY good compilation, you picked all my favourites too :D

  • @jaidbajx1817
    @jaidbajx1817 Před 6 lety +48

    “Im shocked, Stefans not a virgin?!”
    😂😂😂😂 my fav one of all time😂😂

  • @adrianal2327
    @adrianal2327 Před 5 lety +21

    "Tell me that is not a bomb."
    "Ok. It's a kitten..... It's an adorable exploding kitten."
    "Why didn't you call your brother?"
    "Because I'm proud, and...stubborn, and...oh look! You're already here!"
    I love him 😂😂😂

  • @haleygrace9059
    @haleygrace9059 Před 3 lety +20

    Meredith: Please tell that is not a bomb
    Damon: Ok its a kitten. An adorable exploding kitten

  • @strik380
    @strik380 Před 6 lety +51

    “What are you, my mother?” DEAD😂😂

  • @TheIceQueen
    @TheIceQueen Před 6 lety +34

    This is exactly why I love Damon 😂😂😂

  • @strawberrypumpkin4300
    @strawberrypumpkin4300 Před 6 lety +26

    "Ooh put these in the yes pile” 😆😂😂love Damon

  • @river311
    @river311 Před 6 lety +63

    WHERES
    Stefen: "you know i liked it more when you hated everyone"
    Damon: "oh i still do, i just love they love me"
    ??!

  • @angelillston1683
    @angelillston1683 Před 5 lety +37

    You forgot “if I see something I haven’t I’ll throw a dollar at it” 😂😂😂

    • @payam6343
      @payam6343 Před 3 lety

      Hahahaha that one was funny

  • @aionlover
    @aionlover Před 6 lety +204

    wish the music was not so loud compared to damon talking...

  • @daily_madisonbeer
    @daily_madisonbeer Před 6 lety +52

    I wish that the character Damon would exist irl, love him soooo much ahhhggghhhhgghhhh! 😍😍😍

  • @sophiekropfitsch4934
    @sophiekropfitsch4934 Před 6 lety +121

    Open cases😂😂Me, this one was stefans oh wait it is mine

  • @billoula
    @billoula Před 3 lety +9

    I just love Damon. He makes bad days so much better and I really hope that there are still some people like him. He is the best character ever! He deserves the world😍💫 (congrats and thank you Ian Somerhalder for being an amazing person and a very talented actor)❤

  • @TheSummerwine1
    @TheSummerwine1 Před 6 lety +30

    Oh man I was looking for the part where he knocks out matt, matts head hits the bell and damon goes "i hope that one doesn't count..."

  • @peggin169
    @peggin169 Před 6 lety +70

    Awesome Damon clips. I love all of them.
    Every time I watch that scene where Meredith asks Damon "Don't you have any tact?" I find myself channeling Cordelia from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and saying, "Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass." LOL!

  • @Butterfly-oi8dy
    @Butterfly-oi8dy Před 4 lety +25

    2:30 i’ll have to test out the theory.

  • @antix527
    @antix527 Před 2 lety +4

    Lily's blank face when Damon says, "what are you, my mother?" 😂 I choked.

  • @leahbean0034
    @leahbean0034 Před 5 lety +8

    “You know what else was Elena’s call? Everything bad. Ever.” That one got me lol

  • @rebbekahmikelson7642
    @rebbekahmikelson7642 Před 6 lety +26

    “Stefan’s not a virgin?” 😂😂😂 I love you damon

  • @madisonsalvatore1457
    @madisonsalvatore1457 Před 6 lety +84

    " I think the P.C. Term is Witch-Pire" I don't know why that always makes me laugh😂😂

  • @sophiedratzidis4639
    @sophiedratzidis4639 Před 6 lety +23

    i love damon‘s humor!! that‘s so funny 😂😂

  • @eviecoolxoxo656
    @eviecoolxoxo656 Před 5 lety +15

    You forgot “I know you’re obsessed with me” and the chipmunk line 😂 And when he’s talking to Ric about the bad things he’s done and he says “threatened to kill BonBon a couple times”. I fricking love Damon 😂😍

  • @Love55764
    @Love55764 Před 6 lety +43

    The beginning is my favorite part and the scene with Caroline that was my favorite also

  • @Isa11Super
    @Isa11Super Před 6 lety +40

    There’s one missing that I really like but I don’t remember exactly how it goes. He was making fun of Stefan’s diary and he said something about a squirrel and how “that lie will haunt me forever” 😂

    • @oliviagretchen4496
      @oliviagretchen4496 Před 6 lety +4

      Isabella Bustamante Today I met a chipmunk he asked my name and I said it was Joe! That lie will haunt me forever.

    • @shivanshijain722
      @shivanshijain722 Před 2 lety +2

      A chipmunk asked me my name today, I told him it was Joe. thAt liE WiLl HauNt Me FoReVeR

  • @alcinamartin4985
    @alcinamartin4985 Před 6 lety +20

    His hair always on point

  • @Venus-cd1kk
    @Venus-cd1kk Před 5 lety +5

    I love Damon’s humor 😂 probably why he’s my favorite

  • @waaaaaahaaaa
    @waaaaaahaaaa Před rokem +7

    Liz: "I have all these open cases."
    Damon: "This one was me. Me. Also me 😅. Oooohh! This one was Stefan's! Oh wait, no. ME!"
    Liz: "Yeah, I always had a sneaking suspicion."
    My favorite lines by far 🤣

  • @mallexi4278
    @mallexi4278 Před 4 lety +21

    0:37 "what are you, my mother?"
    Why did I laugh so hard at that 💀

  • @nanaj5836
    @nanaj5836 Před 3 lety +4

    His humour made this show for me. I was hoping all the way through that he wouldn’t be killed off, I don’t think I could have watched without him in it. 😂

  • @loveraphael5154
    @loveraphael5154 Před 5 lety +16

    Damon - we need human blood to survive we're predators not puppies!!
    Elena - 😶😶😶😶
    Me - 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carlosssgonzaless4161
    @carlosssgonzaless4161 Před 6 lety +16

    That eye thing😍

  • @briamac9051
    @briamac9051 Před 6 lety +41

    Damon: Stephens diary: *gasps looks at Elena* Stephens not a virgin?!?!

  • @ducky.mikaelson5378
    @ducky.mikaelson5378 Před 4 lety +10

    1:50 *bonnie had that accent where she knows she likes him*

  • @gia2525
    @gia2525 Před 4 lety +15

    My favorite is when he picks up Elena’s underwear and says, “put this is the yes pile.” It’s so hilarious !!

    • @emmy_germany
      @emmy_germany Před 2 lety +1

      And his voice while saying it... Still one of my favorite delena scenes

    • @shetalks5660
      @shetalks5660 Před rokem

      What did that mean in that context? Can u please explain it to me?

    • @gia2525
      @gia2525 Před rokem

      @@shetalks5660 Elena is like packing for a trip I think (?) and Damon is in her room and starts going through her drawers and picks up like a bright red lace underwear and says “Put this in the yes pile.” You can probably find the clip of you google it! So funny

    • @shetalks5660
      @shetalks5660 Před rokem

      @@gia2525 oh 😂 I'll go look it up. Thanks for replying. ❤️

  • @annalucy89
    @annalucy89 Před 4 lety +2

    Damon's commentary literally gave the show all it's humor! I loved it

  • @marianamorales5128
    @marianamorales5128 Před 4 lety +8

    This makes me miss The vampire diaries so much

  • @angelk1676
    @angelk1676 Před 4 lety +29

    you missed
    Damon: Jeremy Dont take this seriously
    Jeremy: What?
    Damon *Smashes jermeys head into the table*
    Jermey : WTH MAN
    Damon : Anna ik ur there now tell us before i hurt ur little boyfriend here

  • @elliemark3075
    @elliemark3075 Před 6 lety +11

    “Shocked, Stefan’s not a virgin” aha!! Love that bit xx ❤️😂

  • @sharonpratt9067
    @sharonpratt9067 Před 3 lety +7

    The “I’m shocked stefan’s not a virgin?!?!” Got me, I think my mother’s concered for my Heath

  • @marjae-_-7616
    @marjae-_-7616 Před 6 lety +8

    I swear I love Damon 😍😍😍😍❤️❤️

  • @chanyy1648
    @chanyy1648 Před 6 lety +11

    The last one tho "ooo look stefans oh wait ME!"

  • @peanutcallada4991
    @peanutcallada4991 Před 4 lety +9

    "you staying for the show"

  • @eleven-ng7mv
    @eleven-ng7mv Před 2 lety +5

    Whether you love him or hate him Damon is legit the humour of the show

  • @chloegrace._
    @chloegrace._ Před 6 lety +61

    Stefan’s not a virgin 😂😂😂😂 1:00

  • @hello59362
    @hello59362 Před 3 lety +8

    Mom: “where have you been”
    Damon: “what are you, my mother”
    Mom: 👁👄👁 0:36

  • @avamontesino9490
    @avamontesino9490 Před 5 lety +22

    “Damon! Towel! Knock!” “Caroline! No one cares! No!” Lmao 2:05

  • @saramuttalibi401
    @saramuttalibi401 Před 6 lety +5

    This is literally my favourite edit and the best one I’ve ever watched I love it so much

  • @tirsitstar
    @tirsitstar Před 3 lety +2

    Damon: "And here I thought she stood sleeping like a horse". I burst out laughed when he said this about his mother, HAAHHA I LOVE HIM!

  • @mikmik8039
    @mikmik8039 Před 6 lety +10

    2:20 me when the first thing i see in the morning is my face in the mirror

  • @joshuav9299
    @joshuav9299 Před 6 lety +7

    I miss this show 😭😭😭😭🤧💔

  • @nobody247ghost4
    @nobody247ghost4 Před 2 lety +2

    I have watched this same video like 100 times. Damon is amazing and everyone needs Damon humour

  • @favourisibor6804
    @favourisibor6804 Před 3 lety +2

    Damon's smile creeps me out

  • @rozizayed6202
    @rozizayed6202 Před 6 lety +7

    i miss Damon so much ilove him

  • @theyareoriginals_2917
    @theyareoriginals_2917 Před 5 lety +8

    3:19 OMG Ahhahahah I'm dying😂😂😂😂

  • @ananyasharma4995
    @ananyasharma4995 Před 5 lety +1

    Omg this is the best compilation I’ve ever seen u killed it woah😍😍😍

  • @izabellaemily2366
    @izabellaemily2366 Před 3 lety +4

    Liz- this are open case files
    Damon: “me, me, me...oooh Stefan..wait no me” 😂

  • @sophiekropfitsch4934
    @sophiekropfitsch4934 Před 6 lety +17

    It is a kitten a very adorable exploding kitten 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @youjustsawmycomment7615
    @youjustsawmycomment7615 Před 3 lety +5

    “You staying for the show, or?”

  • @mjtanginoaenrile5290
    @mjtanginoaenrile5290 Před 4 lety +2

    I just love his sense of humour, it’s so cute & hilarious 🥺😂😍

  • @norastalberg5832
    @norastalberg5832 Před 4 lety +2

    "Send my regards to the squirrels."

  • @loveraphael5154
    @loveraphael5154 Před 5 lety +4

    2:40
    Damon-it's a kitten an adorable exploding kitten.
    Me- 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Baby_Belle777
    @Baby_Belle777 Před 4 lety +7

    I saw the thumbnail and I was like “Oop”

  • @ruchikakashyap8222
    @ruchikakashyap8222 Před 3 lety +1

    "That eye thing" Love that Eye Thing. Can make me fall in love with this character again and again. 💓💓💓💓💓

  • @ariel-hp6hv
    @ariel-hp6hv Před 4 lety

    THE MUSIC MADE THIS SO MUCH BETTER

  • @gulafshapathan7996
    @gulafshapathan7996 Před 6 lety +20

    Tell me it's not bomb. Yeah it's kitten an adorable kitten 😂😂😂😂

  • @izabellaemily2366
    @izabellaemily2366 Před 3 lety +3

    “Oh so there’s only one do good hero...im sorry my bad” 😂😂

  • @idkkasiaa
    @idkkasiaa Před 6 lety +8

    this was me,me,also me, ohhh this one was Stefan's oh wait no. Me lol that part got me dead

  • @astrologykhan8125
    @astrologykhan8125 Před 3 lety

    U know what ur a cup of tea for me.

  • @joshidiyaa
    @joshidiyaa Před 4 lety +3

    Vampires can’t Procreate, but we love to try🤤😂