Verdun Gameplay - A Bloody Mess
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- čas přidán 2. 06. 2016
- Hello there everybody, and welcome to another rather bloody edition of Verdun! Today, we march 'over the top' as the Doughboys, armed with shotgun and pistol!
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My high school assignment was to ask a veteran about World War II. Since my father had served in the Philippines during the war, I chose him. After a few basic questions, I very gingerly asked, “Did you ever kill anyone?”
Dad got quiet. Then, in a soft voice, he said, “Probably. I was the cook.”
Huh...
I live in the philippines
I’m either picking up he had bad cooking or when the lads ate the food before going out they had a stomach mishap.
It was ww1
The battle of verdun was in ww1
"We are playing as the Americans... and in a somewhat out of character move, we're early"
-WWI In One Sentence
Lmao
True so very true
We have to spend more resources convincing people who aren’t going to even fight in the war to let us get into the war.
*meanwhile us Germans getting frustrated that we had to help Austria Hungary bc some Duke was killed*
As an American who appreciates history, I found this comment hilarious. I liken America's entry into WWI and WWII to a police officer who gets called to a large bar brawl. Let everyone beat the hell out of each other and wait until just about everyone is exhausted. Then Stroll in and triumphantly announce, "I've come to take control of this situation."
"God, the way he's going you'd think there's a war on"
Hahaha!
+Squire I ain't gonna lie but I think you should be in battlefield 1 mate! as a character.
+Mr.wodsworth imagine this: you're playing as the Germans. You're hiding in the trench when suddenly you hear "bugger me with a fish fork, yeeeesss yeeeesss"
+Squire will you get battle field 1 when it comes out yeeeees
+Mr.wodsworth yeeees that would be greater then great Britain her self
"As likely to move as a Frenchman living next to a brothel" - Captain Edmund Blackadder.
He killed a guy named " Make America British Again " XD
He also killed q guy named:"And His Name Is" for a few times and got killed by him with an artillery shell
This feels better after the Capitol siege
"Ive copped a sausage and gone goose over stump frogside." -Squire 2016
"I've heard of being blown off but that's ridiculous!"
"Would you believe it! I've copped a sausage and gone goose over stump frogside!"
"Hairy Huns aimless attack failed to make an impression"
"Aha! germans!' *old American cop accent* "Reach for the sky!"
Deary me, are you playing this posh accent or do you actually talk like that?
Essentially, It's my normal speaking voice with a bit more vigour.
Sounds splendid :)
Squire are going to play Battlefield 1 on your channel when it comes out?
+Squire I love it
Hi, i love your videos, your voice is great you swear a lot, it's funny but sometimes i don't know if you're serious or you just troll.
Holy moly, a new Squire video!
Yeeeesss!!
hey alex i didnt know you watch squire
when your passion for total war and verdun and war thunder meet in the same place
We're basically best buds, we've even spoken on skype once ;)
+Alex The Rambler! When your favorite tw CZcamsr watches your another of your favorite you tubers :P
Damn, Squire's videos are as rare as a polite Frenchman...
Love this guy. Ah-ha! Carry on, tally-ho! chop chop
Tally-ho!
***** Subscribed. Huzzah!
Sounds like the most stereotypical british person ever.
Where are the women announcer and soldiers with smgs and machine guns running around?
And tanks that go the speed of muscle cars
And the guys with sniper rifles that one shot people in the foot
that voice was place holder, it's subject to change
+Pablo Sanchez so are you really saying you'd operate a tank that moves so slowly that ypi couldn't escape a battle situation im which people are throwing AT grenades and firing artillery at you
+Gaming DerpDroid wrong, you can no longer one shot people in anywhere but the head and chest, also you never could, maybe on hardcore but not on normal, it too two decent shots to the abdomen to kill if you couldn't hit the head in Battlefield 4 and others
I think the moment at 10:34 is powerful, and how it claims it’s a draw after all that blood shed and all that remains of the battle is the strewn dead, signifying that all of which that happened was useless and didn’t benefit anyone
WW1 summarised
if you put the speed on 0.5 he sounds drunk
best thing ever!!!
I'm so happy you said this!!!
Thank you so much, I just can't express my grattitude
Yes indeed 😁😁😁😁😁😁
HA HA HA!
"Make Merica British again"
I agree. I love Brits
No
yes! finally someone who agrees!
never! we will keep our obamacare and be proud!
stop
Make Great Britain Small american again.
The best piece of commentary on CZcams.
Oh, I'm blushing!
you're great, you make being British even greater!
best running commentary
I'm spanish and this is my favorite youtube Chanel, because he comments awesome with very good pronuntiation and I'm learning a lot of english having a lot of fun
"Squire and the Jew Attack Force 1" actually sounds like a pretty cool Israeli movie
"Fine bodies of men" joke every bloody time.
do you get the reference?
***** I'm not sure but I would assume it's from Black Adder.
Brilliant Show it is as well, and at least half of Squires sayings are from Either Bottom or Blackadder
Bottom as in the show with Adrian Edmonson and Rik Mayall?
Yes, they are not as common and but a good few of them as well
3:30 Make America British Again, lmao
Is the title a reference to how well your exams are progressing?
😂
Matbe not his... Mine are
Fil1204 Probably all of ours.
Finally someone explained why he has bearly uploaded recently
Edmunds demonds Bearly
bearly
bearly
O.O
Yes?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeess!
no
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess!
Nnnyesssss, yes....................yes.
I always love the Yeeeeeeees, even if it gets a little Verdundant sometimes.
"Ah! A thin piece of tin! That shall be my salvation!"
WILHELM SCREAM 10:10!!!!!!
Really should do more Verdun videos? yes? yesssss
My brother recommended your channel to me. I...... LOVE IT!
I'm glad! :)
Your Verdun videos just get better and better, good show!
Squire your gameplays are astounding, and your commentaries are the best bloody things since sliced bread. You never fail to make me laugh, thank you!
More Verdun!
Such a good game.
Thanks for the Battlefield 1 beta gameplay :P
Lol
A seven nation Army cannot hold us Squidonians back!
+Telsion Tally Ho!
what about 6 army groups from 1 nation?
+demonikfunk squidonia beats all
So this is the second one of these I've seen so far, and I absolutely love these videos!
You have the best commentary in the history of CZcams! Hilarious! One of the only CZcamsrs I can find who doesnt just sit at there computer screaming at their mic. Well done jolly old chap!
Oh, the blackadder reference...
3:22 i thought ghandi was a peaceful man
Saw this in my recommendations and I am impressed. Subed! Great stuff!
OMG I'm so happy I just found this channel 😂😂. You're so hilarious!!! Subbed!
This was the first video I've watched of yours and it is fantastic! Can't stop laughing xD +1 Like, +1 Subscriber, +1 Share and +1 Comment!
Really glad you enjoyed it mate! Cheers!
How come Verdun can have trench warfare gameplay but Battlefield 1 can't?!?!? >_>
Imagine BF1 graphics with Verdun trench warfare how good that would be.....
if you also throw in some game mechanics that'll make you actually do teamplay it'd be awesome
I loved that little song from Dad's Army at the end. Keep up great work Squire!
you have the best commentary found your channel today and I can't stop watching love it
Gosh damnit, release more videos man! I swear, we wait longer than a german does for his morning sausage!
And I do love meeee sausage, Yeeessss.
"Theres no friend as the pickaxe" -Trotsky, somewhere arround wwII
I absolutely love these videos! Keep up the good work!
It's like I watching another episode of "It ain't half hot mum" or "Dad's army" wich to me is just beyond awesome. Keep on going Squire! Some great moments by the way:
02:36 "There's no need to run!" "The way he's going you would think there's a war on".
05:48 "He must be from Intelligence, special branch".
07:30 "I like the French motive, wich is in fact running away".
09:00 "Fire! Yessss, yessss"
09:18 "It never strikes the same place twice".
09:56 "Not today Werner!" "Watch out for the Hun in the sun, there is your golden rule".
Why would anyone choose call of duty over this?
that was his point
+Mark Patino exactly
+Mark Patino that means people want cancer
+Mark Patino that means people want cancer
The very first Call of duty, then yes
wish they would make games like this for consoles, all the games on consoles are mainly stupid futuristic games.
bf1
+AnomynousRebel not yet
Verdun is coming to consoles soon.
+The Plucky Brit really? if so, I'll be looking forward to it along with battlefield 1
they just announced its coming to consoles!
Your commentary is what always brings me back to these videos lol good stuff!
This has to be one of the funniest videos from you I've seen in a while squire, keep it up!
Well old chap sounds like another joyful day in the trenches! I hope you made a push afterwards - I really would like to move my drinks cabinet another 20ft towards Berlin. Well Tally Ho chum I'm right behind you - 20 miles to be exact! Field Marshal Haig out!
Since when was there an american faction in this game
.....wtf america wasn't in WW1
Yes, it really was. Typically, they came in a tad late, but had a large impact.
Yes they were, but they came late
+Squire why do you think about the referendum?
+fresh and slick banter Like the others said, they did join in on WW1, they were just late to the party. Made up for it a bit the second time around, though - only took them two-and-half years instead of three.
*waits to see if anyone catches the reference*
this is the first video I have watched of yours and I'm sold for life !! XD. I couldn't stop crying !!!
dear god this has to be most entertaining video i've seen in awhile, cheers
"Jew Attack Force"
Wrong war
50%: "attack!"
40%: "yes..."
10%: **british noises**
100% *skill*
This is reminding me quite a lot of Blackadder. I love it! :D
You have earned a subscriber, good sir!
First content of yours I’ve seen. Just bought the game; it bought me to your channel. You’re hilarious!
YEEEEEESSSS
Yeeees
+Squire *Gasp* You replied! Bucket list - No. 1 - Get replied from a good youtuber - *check*
2:09 you killed and his name is. JOHN CENA
This may be the best commentary I've ever heard for an FPS. Good show!
Thanks for making another Verdun squire! Love you man
He's back! Yesssssssssss.
Yeeeeess
I'm surprised to say I have never heard you remark "that's not cricket" dear boy. Please do make utterances of it in future cinematography.
Squire I have been looking forward to your video for awhile, its good to a new video!
I love coming back to these verdun videos every once in a while😊
They should get you to advertise the game.
+squire I'm impressed, 5 whole seconds without a Blackadder goes Forth reference :P You're improving :P
Oh my Goodness Gracious! I do believe i have found myself a new favourite Person on the CZcams!
Keep it up fella! Love the content!
Loving it as always squire!
This game is more bloody than BF1 haha love verdun
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!! ABOUT BLOODY TIME
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeess
+Squire love your videos
+Squire ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) yeeeeeeeeeeeessssssss noice vids m8 keep up the good work ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Yeessssss. 100k subs! The Squidonian empire is rapidly growing. Congrats on 100k subs, you deserve every subscriber.
You are easily my new favorite youtuber! This is too great.
At about 10 mins you appear to scream like a girl. That was the final straw. I was already laughing/crying. The scream sent milk out of my nose. Great job. Glad you posted!
Hahaha! Thanks matey!
You showed those sausage lovers the english way, bravo!
That was a Wilhelm scream lol
Look up Wilhelm Scream lol
the soldiers in verdun look so ridicolous
Look stiff.
What's sad is that they were pretty much like that IRL. All the heavy equipment made it hard to move around.
+Nica P LOL Nice one. :D
What I hated about Black Ops 2 was that people made very little noise when moving. As if they were wearing soft-soled shoes and weren't carrying gear and ammunition. Boots tramping on the ground make noise, boots tramping on a catwalk make even more noise.
Also, Verdun's one-hit-kill rule for bolt-actions makes them far more viable than in BF3/BF4/Planetside ("you have to hit them in the head or they don't die, also you get low bullet velocity despite using a sniper rifle") or CoD.
what are they not black and german?
This is my new favorite channel! Jolly good!
I never saw anything of you but bloody hell my sunday afternoon will be spent watching your videos.
I normally despise the British accent as opposed to the American one but...this is freaking awesome! This type of British i really like. Honestly.
English accent
Charlie Fillingham British.
+LightTrack This accent originates from England, otherwise you're implying that Scots and the Welsh sound the same.
Nazi Doge English is the regional term for it it's not an English *accent*. It's a British one and Scottish and Welsh accents are separate from it.
LightTrack Not really, it's still classed as the English accent since it mainly originates from that region, just like how we say Scottish people have a Scottish accent, not a British accent.
4:43
"Has Ukraine become the zone, yet"
If only he'd knew, if only
Sean i Love it!! The man that made me enjoy letsplays again (y)
OMG this is so fun to watch! xD You sir just earned 1+ sub:D!!!! keep it up cx
you need to upload more often
Most British video since Monthy Python.
Squire! loving all your stuff!
Bloody brilliant Sir, well done.
Is this real life? Squire uploaded a video :D
OR is this a Fantasy?
caught in a landslide?
No escape from reality?
No shit. This comment chain is referring to the Queen song "Bohemian Rhapsody." The first lyrics are:
Is this the real life?
Or is this just fantasy?
caught in a landslide...
no escape from reality...
+Kurt Tank (Fw 190) Open your eyes
note the squad name
I've just found this channel, I watched one video and I subscribed, you my friend at one of the best commentators on youtube, remember the little guys when your channel is all big and strong
You deserve at least 5 million subs. Had me laughing almost every minute! Gotta love those brits.
Will you play battlefield 1?
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeees
+Squire yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees thank you
It sucks.
+pat mcd yes I checked, I'm disappointed:(
I think its ok but im disapointed too...
Last one to Berlin is a.......
Themysterymadman sissy 😂
Jolly glad to see this, carry on.
That was splendid my dear boy!!!
Yeeees...Yeeees...Yeeeees Yeeeeees Yes
squire can you play battlefield 1
Holy Crap congrats on 100K squire!
100k subs! Congrats old chap!
What does this guy look like
I'm devilishly handsome.
Lucifer Morningstar?
Hij iet r uit zoals zn profielfoto
Ziet
Like Stalin
Squite will respond!!!!!!!
Squire*
Yeees
+Squire HE DID!!
I love this guys commentary.
so utterly hilarious as usual sir!