Popular Girl Demands You Date Her ASMR [Bratty/Jealous/Bullying You/Prom Night/Wanna Be Your GF/RP]
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- čas přidán 5. 05. 2021
- How could you say no to me? You have...a girlfriend? Not for long!
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Hey Moonlets!
I hope you guys enjoy this character! She is a little bit crazy, but it was super fun! She’s a little bit of a tease and a mean girl, but I guess that makes it more fun, right? 🌟
Anyways, I am once again behind on school! Everything is coming to a end, and I’m ready for summer to actually come and stay! The weather has been 📈📉📈📉📈📉 for a while now ahhhh!
There’s a little tree outside where I live, and it’s actually blooming! Looks very pretty, terrible for allergies haha!
Does anyone else get seasonal allergies? I’m not really allergic to anything, but pollen drives me insane! 🌸 🤧
It’s okay, it’s all for the pretty flowers so...I’ll live!
If you sneeze, cover your mouth!
Take care babes,
Saturn 🪐
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“You have a girlfriend, and here I thought it was going to be an actual problem!”
Wait.... what?
Actually fucked, ain't it?
It's a problem because 1. She is beautiful with a great personality, 2. She likes me for who I am , and 3. Her father said if I break her heart he'll break my legs.
Me: "I was wondering if we could hang out or something..."
Girl: "Date me you dummy"
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“Hey! I think you’re really cool! I like you a lot! Maybe we could hang out or something...”
“Ok”
:0
@@cassius4908 “ ya know I hadn’t thought I’d make it this far”
Brain: I’ght imma head out
Plot twist: She disappears, never to be heard from again. Also, your girlfriend is a yandere, but that's probably unrelated.
That’s the good ending, who doesn’t love a yandere
@@sub1optimal325 the victim of a yandere
@@sub1optimal325 Nah, the good ending to yandere stories is when you manage to tame the beast by assuring her that you will always be faithful to her so that she doesn't need to tie you up or murder anyone.
@@KaptenN shhh I’m not at the good end yet... I’ve been spotted
We need to blast the Future Diary theme song. Ru-
@@sub1optimal325 agreed
"No offense to her, I'm sure she has a great personality."
Was that an Emperor's New Groove reference?
"No, that wasn't a reference to anything."
Holy crap, it was!
The urge to throttle this character is amazingly high
Her: “ You know a airhead”
The back of my head: YOU
I have never been so repelled by a girl in my entire life. Congrats, Saturn...this was really good acting.
Plot twist: She wasn't acting.
Yeah I wanted to die as soon as she said charity then sealed the deal with the "not like other girls"
... weird, I have empathy/acceptance for this character. I guess everyone really is different.
@@Yourneighbor1112 me too idk why ^ are having such intense reactions lol
@@ecclecticsayonce5131 bro, she literally called the viewers a "charity case" in their face like it wasn't a complete insult, is completely expecting them to just throw out their girlfriend as if she's better in every way, AND is so overly privileged and snobby it's just uncomfortable. Dunno how you could ever empathize with someone that's so obnoxiously rude and entitled.
I practically wanted to full on punch her for how rude she was being, so props to Saturn for being convincingly awful I guess 🤷
Despite the Rebellion's best attempts, this audio landed at the feet of our glorious Emperor. He could not be more pleased. Please continue doing what you're doing, "best waifu", which is what the Emperor refers to you as.
Lord Vader has requested an audience with you and the best waifu. He seems.... Happy. And don't worry. As a former Jedi, I can protect you if need be.
@@lachlanparker570 I’ve seen you but I have no clue where...
@@StormtrooperTK--ic8pb your CT-number is familiar. The one engraved on your E-11 blaster rifle, that is...
@@lachlanparker570 Jedi I’m curious how ever I did you manage to avoid order 66
@@howlerqk5236 I turned to the Dark Side before the Clone Wars. They kicked me out. Me, the best combative innovator. Lord Vader himself requested my help. I couldn't refuse...
The moment she said she was different, I knew
H A R D P A S S
Cucumber Approved
F*kin every time
I don’t know if I should Laugh, Cry or Rage.
1:23 “There’s nothing more interesting than me” but what about time dilation and quantum physics??
I'mma be honest, I could talk about the effects of time dilation for hours.
I enjoy quantum physics and marine biology
Your a basic entitled piece of garbage
Don’t worry boys
I’m sticking with my shark homies 🦈 ✌️
What about time relativity
@@wheeziestboss7663 indeed that does factor into the appeal of being a man of science
What about MINECRAFT LORE
I have never in my ENTIRE LIFE of people bullying me and/or insulting me met someone so goddamm annoying, scummy and ever felt so repelled towards someone. That's some good acting indeed!
who knew I would have a girlfriend in this timeline
This is truly a blessing to my ears. Another Saturn upload, another 10 to 15 minutes of my life used well
Saturn: Sure my Jeep is a 2019
Me: My truck is from 1998
I got a car and a truck and neither are newer than 2015. Ans she said she is riding in a 2018 jeep with less than 10k miles on it, my 2015 jeep has over 500,000 miles on it, and she is still going strong.
Saturn: “My jeep is from 2019.”
Me: “My truck is from 1964…”
Over the past year or two past high school I've gained a lot of self confidence. A side effect of that is now I find myself more and more attracted to confident girls. Dude just walk up to me and boldly exclaim we're dating and I'll go along with it.
I’m glad for u but unfortunately I’ve lost all self confidence throughout my years of hs
Spoon might just play hard to get, just to mess with you!!!
Her: "Theres nothing more interesting then me right now!"
Me, an intellectual: "There's *Monke* ."
Moknee 🐒
MONKE POWER 🐵
Wow this girl gives me so many red flags and that's a great job on your part. Much love to you ❤
The amount of sarcasm in this audio feels like it was made specifically for me
Listen, you don't understand, my girlfriend is a yandere, you need to never ask me out again or you may die. Another lovely audio, thank you.
Man i have 3 yandere's. This is getting ridiculous.
@@mrquackalot553 oh you pure soul, I have by last count 23 after me and now they have joined forces in an effort to catch me, send help.
@@PrimordialReaper it’s been 6 months, are you okay?
@@AnOptimisticNihilist Hello, this Is Reaper's soul mate, he is doing just fine, better than fine, we have never been closer....I did have to carve my name into his chest but after he stopped screaming and passed out he seemed fine and I was finally able to get *RID* of the rest of those *Succubi* that kept trying to steal him away.
@@PrimordialReaper Good for you and him, it sounds nice.
I've never wanted to hurt someone so badly
The forceful confession! I won't say no tho
*clicks on the video as he's going to sleep*
*finds himself laughing through most of the audio and now is wide awake*
"shit..."
I audibly chuckled multiple times during this vid which is rare for me.
Don't even care how rude she is: "So you're probably wondering why I'm so absolutely gorgeous right now..." is THE BEST opening line I've ever heard. Remembering this for the future
After hearing that small tidbit about her dad, I actually feel sad for her. No wonder she turned out like this
I read the title and knew this video would be amazing
Wow you are just like me XD
I’m starting to wonder if she has my geass, i accepted so quickly.
LELOUSH? Why are you here???
@@chouderr1089 Dawg hes everywhere along with giorno
@@chouderr1089 this reminds me of
"I was hoping for Kenobi,Why are you here?"
Saturn out here giving us all the nostalgia for mid to late tothousands
Everything
"There's only one 'your/you're' right?" As if I didn't want to slap her already; she hits me with this.
I know how much the flu sucks from personal experience glad you're feeling better.
This was really amazing, but I actually felt sick to my stomach by her rich girl attitude lol great acting Saturn.
Yes. This is what I've been waiting for. I have been blessed.
Oof talk about heavy losses i have seen some funny roasting in the past but this is quite effective 😂
I already have a girlfriend and have another girl asking? Thank you Truck-kun!
But... I'm gonna have to make this one cry, because this is a 'first come, first served' situation. So long as my current gf is good to me.
Wait... I'm doing her homework now? Looks like their is going to be you're homework done in there worst nightmare. Your going to get some different grades.
(That last line was hard for me... did I mess it up right? I don't know...)
"I'd like to do some charity work, so why don't you come with me to prom?"
You say that's a complement, but for some reason I distinctly feel like I need a burn heal.
one day I won't be so lonely
I hope 😭
Speak for yourself lol
@@chouderr1089 I am 😐
This is funny to me, cause I actually said no to a girl who asked me to prom one year, I nearly died that day because of how pissed she was at me for saying "no". It was actually really fun to watch this girl lose her shit at the fact I actually said no to her, YEAH she was hot, but I didn't want to be around a person with that kinda temperament.
Take care of yourself, Saturn! But these audios you provide every single day are a treat. 😔🙏
honestly im glad the guy was repulsed by her. Iv had to do this at parties
I have never wanted to slap someone so bad in my life
Her: his obviously gonna say yes
Me a female: Umm am I supposed to be a male👁️👄👁️I guess I am a male for now
Me: *says no*
Her: did you just said no?
Me: yeah do you wanna hear it in spanish? ✨NÒ✨
Do you want to hear it in Russian?
✨НЕТ✨
@@djkolobok9663 Or in
German ✨Nein ✨
Chinese ✨不✨
Gansta ✨Oh hell no! ✨
Comment for the algorithm, much love 💖
I never seen a listener with this much sass (which is impressive cause we don't hear any of it)
Nice video
Really lovely and enjoyable audio. Glad to hear you feeling better too
You’re demanding and I’m loving it
The emotions I'm feeling right now at just 4 minutes in are so powerful I can't help but laugh at the sheer absurdity of it. I'm being honest when I say that it takes talent to make a character this immediately unlikeable. Genuine props.
This made me anxious, and made me laugh, and then anxious again. XP
The sad part is, is that there's still out there, people who genuinely think, they'll never get rejected.
hehe maybe i am one of them!
Damn Saturn can really pull off being a b-word 😂 I never thought she can with that cute voice but some how she did ...amazing 🤓
Congrats on 30k!!!!!!
Girls like this...TRULY piss me off!
She'd definitely pretend not to hear, if we were to say "but I just want to be friends."
Still. Would give her pity headpats.
Excellent acting as always Saturn.
Bratty and jealous is super cute.
If you want me to date you then sure.. I doubt I would’ve had a date in the first place..💕😂
Huh? Isn't it revealed that the listener has a girlfriend already?
@@KaptenN yes bro your right. I was just joking say if it was me personally I wouldn’t have one.😁
(Clap Clap Clap) I really...really hope that there is part two, because if their is I really really REALLY hope the Listener didn't go with her, Because of listener is a savage 😎.
Her: It sounded like you just said no-
Me: I’ll say it again... *Daga kotowaru*
She literally just said going out with me is "charity work", in reality I'd say no and even here I'd say no
My favorite part of this channel is that saturn's voice does not change at the end
I get seasonal allergies too, mostly summer and springtime, fall is my favorite season because I can be outside and not feel like I'm going sneeze.
is it possible to marry a voice
Bratty girl: no way he would say no~
Me , antisocial and loner: ima bout to end her whole career
Oh and I'm sarcastic? That's a big word you . Suprised you know the word , let alone can pronounce it
Now that is a sick burn. Sadly I have a feeling that bratty girl actual won't understand any insult with more than two syllables in the words. Just keep using big words against her in your next burn. It will be priceless to see her brain actually try to work for once.
Me thinking right now: "damn, this girl just doesn't know when to take a hint. first she tries to break me and my girlfriend up, then asks me out to prom of which I have no interest in, then she's afraid of loosing $100.00 to her friends. I don't see the point of dating her if she's going to act like this. it's amazing that I don't launch into a rant about her or something right now."
I would have to have low expectations to be the yes man to her asking a guy like me out.
If there's a part 2 and the girlfriend isn't a bluff I hope we say no because well the lisner would be scummy around if we say yes but if we say no we get are personality more defined showing a pattern of finding loyalty important and mentally strong by not falling to greed. also by how it sounds are character is smart so it would be interesting if she threatens us only for us to tell her if she does that we can get her into legal trouble.
This was pretty fun to listen to
I'm so glad you liked the video and found it comforting! Come join me for my new audio today, out at 12pm CST on my channel! You won't want to miss it!
I love this
Pov: your with the squad having the most philosophical and insightful conversation about pineapple on pizza before she approaches
You really made me hate this character great job Saturn 🙌🏾
The best sheep girl RP I've found
I’m only now realizing we are moonlets. I approve.
Her: what do you mean I’m starting to sound like somebody... never mind, so...
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Listening to this makes me feel like it’s 2003
... I started to get scared cause I started to feel some Yandere vibes and that made me terrified. ^^;
I'm totally not the only one still jamming out to the batting scene from Highchool Musical 2...
Totally.
My toxic trait is that I love a girl who loves herself.
When my definition of gorgeous is a pair of blue jeans and an oversized sweater.. man a dude can dream
I could just imagine Saiki in this situation😂
I was so dying when I heard ”we're in the slums together" because I gave only heard the bricks or the sticks
If only this happened irl doppio would be so happy
This has actually happened to me recently. She pulled me aside, bragged about herself, boosted her own ego, then asked me out. I at that point already hatred her personality. My response was bending down to her level, roasting the hell out of her, and then saying "I will take my leave now" and walked off. She's been avoiding me now.
holy cow! what a story!
The libarien is sipping tea over here
You know an airhead, who?
Me: shows her a mirror
Jesus christ, this audio was awesome. Hahahaha! LMAOOOO
Is she trying to make me leave my girlfriend?
man you upload this video i actually got a gf this is just prediction god tier
Hiii everybody tomorrow will be my final day of exams wish me luck! Thanks for the audio Saturn! Lovelots! ❤ 💖 also I'm excited for the series tomorrow
A fellow Bop To The Top fan, subscribed 👍🏾
Thank you so much for the sub my love! 😚
Fun fact this is a huge turn off which, in my opinion, is also repulsive when a girl acts like this. And they're either chasing money or the fact you drive.
Perfect timing..
I usually find role-play stuff cringe but this was actually pretty good
This would be so great if the listener was willing
If someone that shitty asked me to do her homework, I'd ask them to hand me on of their previous ones just so I can copy the handwriting and write a fan fic in the middle of the text about her teacher and her, I'd legit be more invested in doing this than actual school.
Here i go i hope ill be not scared as much
Nvm im terrified
i have never wanted to punch a girl until now. GREAT ACTING!!!!
Thank you!
She’s not gonna let you go until you say yes so you just say yes then say no as soon as she lets you go
love your vids
Her: “I’m not like other girls..”
My mind: ‘I wanna get out of here.’
Your special to me!! Come check out more audios
Man i would the strongest urge to cuss out a person like that
Yes! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!