Longlegs Care Guide

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  • čas přidán 29. 04. 2024
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  • @quiietjay
    @quiietjay  Před měsícem +1950

    Now that you have become aquatinted with the Longlegs, you may be ready to take the plunge into the Far Planes itself. Join the research team today! discord.gg/Y28RwnHZzx
    And if you want to see more material on extraplanar entities, take a look at the Zooliminology Project's blog! www.tumblr.com/blog/zooliminology
    EDIT: stop asking about the password use your eyeballs

    • @silentvi6788
      @silentvi6788 Před měsícem +62

      We would like to join, but our research bureau does not have sufficient clearance. Our delegation was greeted by the password door. We can hear some conversations behind it, but can't get inside.
      Are you no longer accepting new employees due to the high numbers of volunteers or there are indeed some ways to get in?

    • @quiietjay
      @quiietjay  Před měsícem +52

      @@silentvi6788 For the truly observant the path is clear

    • @quiietjay
      @quiietjay  Před měsícem +77

      @@alobowithadhd6191EAS valid tones are only illegal to play on broadcast or radio bc it could trigger the system. This is a YT video and the tone has been intentionally distorted to avoid anything like that. Also you should tell that to the 20 million EAS scenario youtubers

    • @gaminggladiator06
      @gaminggladiator06 Před měsícem +31

      If i become a member of the research team, will i get the chance to hold a longlegs?

    • @Jaydan06
      @Jaydan06 Před měsícem +91

      ​@@gaminggladiator06 Do not the long legs. We've been over this.

  • @ChamomilleMilk
    @ChamomilleMilk Před měsícem +7367

    Friendship with analog horror was ended
    Analog silly is my new best friend now

    • @Smokecall
      @Smokecall Před měsícem +276

      Best part of analog silly is they can get away with low budget entertainment clips and still be part of the vibe

    • @StopItGarrison
      @StopItGarrison Před 27 dny

      This is an animation and not really comparable to analogue horrow, which typically requires an interface of some kind and like world building wedsites.

    • @Abbilygirll
      @Abbilygirll Před 21 dnem +8

      agreed

    • @Rifky809
      @Rifky809 Před 20 dny +20

      Analog silly def worth exploring!

    • @user-hn4zn9nx3c
      @user-hn4zn9nx3c Před 20 dny +10

      analog heehehe

  • @KoshakiDev
    @KoshakiDev Před měsícem +6089

    I love this vibe. SCP Foundation but their budget is shoe string and a pack of gum

    • @reallouiethecat3132
      @reallouiethecat3132 Před měsícem +434

      Also more morals

    • @j.r1466
      @j.r1466 Před měsícem

      ​Probably the reason for their small budget​@@reallouiethecat3132

    • @michaeltheaegis
      @michaeltheaegis Před měsícem +347

      Cinderblocks are really cheap. I got a chuckle when he said it would strain the budget if they bought a 6th.

    • @potato_the_chip
      @potato_the_chip Před měsícem +172

      a pack of gum??? Damn thats severely overestimating, at most its just a single ball of lint and a broken piece of dental floss

    • @biznestelch2941
      @biznestelch2941 Před měsícem +76

      @@potato_the_chip paper clip & dust puffing from a tinfoil wallet

  • @MrBrick-vb3xh
    @MrBrick-vb3xh Před 26 dny +1160

    Love how they could somehow reach the end of our universe and retrieve aliens from there, but can't afford more than five cinderblocks.

    • @Cheese_man539
      @Cheese_man539 Před 17 dny +122

      Thats where all the budjet went

    • @MrBrick-vb3xh
      @MrBrick-vb3xh Před 14 dny +16

      @@Cheese_man539 i would assume they had at least a couple million left.

    • @FinnishCrystal
      @FinnishCrystal Před 13 dny

      All they have left is a string, a nickel and a button ​@@MrBrick-vb3xh

    • @E7XEE
      @E7XEE Před 13 dny +54

      @@MrBrick-vb3xhhave you not seen the cinder block market recently?

    • @Drakence
      @Drakence Před 9 dny +17

      I think the implication is that they are coming to us

  • @fuzzygoldfish
    @fuzzygoldfish Před 28 dny +519

    "The enclosure is now adequate for the entity" is gonna be the new thing I mutter to myself when the dishes are all done. Bravo, I love the vibe you have going here.

    • @VaryaEQ
      @VaryaEQ Před 11 dny +16

      This is surprisingly motivating. Thank you.

  • @jasonbrose6743
    @jasonbrose6743 Před měsícem +9804

    This ain’t analogue horror this is analogue scrunkly

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před měsícem +354

      I've never until this moment understood what skrunkly means.

    • @oddtomato1049
      @oddtomato1049 Před měsícem +121

      @@tsm688 Me neither, now I do.

    • @Coffee-Sorcerer
      @Coffee-Sorcerer Před měsícem +308

      I want more of this honestly. Less horror, more incomprehensible things and creatures just vibing around

    • @HYpr1337time
      @HYpr1337time Před měsícem +231

      @@Coffee-Sorcerer "bro what the fuck is this spider lookin boi"
      "i dunno but his vibes are immaculate, lets put one in a room."

    • @Lawsonomy1
      @Lawsonomy1 Před měsícem +46

      I would say it is analog fantasy.

  • @wolfgangsmith8547
    @wolfgangsmith8547 Před měsícem +5815

    "We have decided to add a cement sphere from Target that was obtained in a classified manner" Favorite part

    • @robertcarroll3315
      @robertcarroll3315 Před měsícem +66

      LMAO😭😭😭

    • @guerranoturna5860
      @guerranoturna5860 Před měsícem +237

      * cuts to one of the scientists running at full speed away from a Target with their cement sphere above their head. police cars go after the scientist. Razormind is playing on the background *

    • @tgshotoftcr2256
      @tgshotoftcr2256 Před měsícem +175

      "The enclosure is now adequate for the entity. :) "

    • @alexbowlin7044
      @alexbowlin7044 Před měsícem +55

      strategically transferring equipment to alternative location,

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 Před měsícem +34

      @@tgshotoftcr2256 the cute little dancing!

  • @user-sv2oj5um1q
    @user-sv2oj5um1q Před 24 dny +163

    The best part is when they ran out of budget for cinder blocks, so they “obtained” (stole) a concrete sphere from target, and the little spider guy starts dancing

  • @mk4-matt6290
    @mk4-matt6290 Před 22 dny +222

    I love that it doesnt take a turn for horror at any point, it really is just multidimensional biology with a very small budget.

  • @hitechhooligan
    @hitechhooligan Před měsícem +5461

    "do not the long legs"

  • @Microwave_guy
    @Microwave_guy Před měsícem +3847

    *”WE HAVE ADDED ANOTHER CINDER BLOCK.”*

    • @masonhunter2748
      @masonhunter2748 Před měsícem +51

      Amazing

    • @spes_marine-42
      @spes_marine-42 Před měsícem +89

      With additional obersvation...

    • @randuRBLX
      @randuRBLX Před měsícem +67

      @@spes_marine-42"We have added another cinder block."

    • @doge1490
      @doge1490 Před měsícem

      "With additional observation.."​@@randuRBLX

    • @jamesmck896
      @jamesmck896 Před měsícem +62

      “We are now out of budget”

  • @Alisibeth_Talia212
    @Alisibeth_Talia212 Před 17 dny +74

    "Budget!" "Budget?!" *Explosion of laughter.*

  • @chaotic_bread5009
    @chaotic_bread5009 Před 24 dny +179

    Honestly I appreciate just how ethical the treatment is of these silly little guys, they don’t dissect them, they don’t hurt them, they seem to just be genuinely curious and trying their very best to care for the creatures while still gaining scientific information.

  • @Car_made_of_cheese
    @Car_made_of_cheese Před měsícem +1845

    The part at the beginning when it flashed “stop leaking our fucking videos” was funny😂

    • @hiih3212
      @hiih3212 Před měsícem +47

      I didn’t even see that

    • @DummyTofu_k01
      @DummyTofu_k01 Před měsícem +64

      0:05, it has that text behind the other ones

    • @Koda-qt7pu
      @Koda-qt7pu Před 21 dnem +5

      I only saw that after reading this comment and going back

    • @sleepyhead_toby
      @sleepyhead_toby Před 18 dny

      @@Koda-qt7pusame lol.

    • @KrakatonMain
      @KrakatonMain Před 3 dny

      I DIDN'T CATCH THAT OMG THAT'S SO GOOD

  • @toastercat2946
    @toastercat2946 Před měsícem +5020

    I am so happy that there is a piece of liminal space media that isn't horror, this is all I've ever wanted in life

    • @leighannfranklin3632
      @leighannfranklin3632 Před měsícem +453

      There's horror disguised as non-horror, but this is non-horror disguised as horror

    • @Cheeseman709
      @Cheeseman709 Před měsícem +132

      This isn’t really liminal space, this is analog “horror” minus the horror

    • @MivhaelMemes
      @MivhaelMemes Před měsícem +36

      Have you ever heard of the cornerfolk? Same vibe

    • @Cheeseman709
      @Cheeseman709 Před měsícem +19

      @@MivhaelMemes [SPOILERS] Doesn’t the main character go insane in the end though? Or am I remebering wrong?

    • @AwesomePyro
      @AwesomePyro Před měsícem +19

      @@Cheeseman709No, from what I remember he just gets his organs folded up a bit accidentally

  • @skeetsmcgrew3282
    @skeetsmcgrew3282 Před 25 dny +84

    They really need to fund this research. Think of all the concrete things they could add to the enclosure. Sidewalk tiles. Park benches. Sidewalk tiles. The possibilities are endless

  • @crab4206
    @crab4206 Před 25 dny +59

    This whole thing is so neat, its like thier a bunch of scientists that have the technology to travel to beyond the edge of the universe but they its like they dont know how to do science properly and have no budget. I love it

    • @julianalvarez4231
      @julianalvarez4231 Před 3 dny +1

      Unfortunately doing science properly also needs a budget lol

  • @ThatSpecificIndividual
    @ThatSpecificIndividual Před měsícem +1092

    I love the idea of a analogue story that isn't horror, just full of weird shit and wacky oddities.
    It's like the SCP foundation but all it contains is non threatening entities as and is on a shoestring budget.

    • @Yipper64
      @Yipper64 Před 24 dny +67

      The SPC foundation's offshoot that handles purely safe class entities.

    • @jossypoo
      @jossypoo Před 15 dny +30

      I LOVE this idea y'all. The SCP misfits.

    • @quoccuongtran724
      @quoccuongtran724 Před 15 dny +10

      a modern version of the folklore faeries tome
      if SCP is the modern analogues of the cosmic horror genre, that is

    • @zipzorp-eh1ey
      @zipzorp-eh1ey Před 7 dny +3

      We should make this a thing.

    • @haileytavares7143
      @haileytavares7143 Před 4 dny +1

      Well why put all the money to the harmless ones when cosmic horrors await loool

  • @alphaecho3094
    @alphaecho3094 Před měsícem +2536

    I like to imagine the target bollard's vibrant red color stands in such stark juxtaposition to the long leg's natural habitat that it finds it endlessly entertaining.

    • @tjmauser6954
      @tjmauser6954 Před měsícem +99

      I didn’t think of that

    • @seansharpes4219
      @seansharpes4219 Před měsícem +354

      Additionally it’s spherical shape is probably also very entertaining for the long legs considering from what we’ve seen it’s natural habitat, brutalia seems to be composed of completely flat rectangular shapes. This is probably the first round/spherical object it’s ever encountered (not counting other long legs).

    • @Techy404
      @Techy404 Před měsícem +114

      @@seansharpes4219 well considering the name of the place they're from, Brutalia, its likely everything in there is made mostly out of cement aswel

    • @Kwauhn.
      @Kwauhn. Před měsícem +179

      @@seansharpes4219 Let's not forget that longlegs themselves have round bodies. Maybe the sphere looks friendly?

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před měsícem

      @@seansharpes4219 it probably thinks its another longlegs. perhaps a supernaturally attractive longlegs from its unnatural color. and it's making a mating dance at it.

  • @Anton-de5vu
    @Anton-de5vu Před 28 dny +18

    I genuinely love this, analog documentation of just…a little weirdo, no glitches or secret horrors. It’s just “we found this little guy that doesn’t obey our understanding of biology and we’re gonna tell you about it.”

  • @geoffreyprecht2410
    @geoffreyprecht2410 Před 27 dny +49

    I loved the Discord call during the "simulated deconstruction"! That added so much humanity to the video, and reminded me that it's just a silly project made by a stranger to make me smile!
    I love your overall style, but little fourth wall breaks like that really add to the emotional impact in a way I rarely see in analog horror! It made this feel less like found footage and more like something a friend made for fun, and I love that vibe!

  • @coolvibrations8817
    @coolvibrations8817 Před měsícem +678

    ✅ i want to hold it
    ✅ i want to protect it
    ✅ i want to cherish it

  • @rizatusz8163
    @rizatusz8163 Před měsícem +2181

    I love how the "researchers" laughed themselves silly watching the stimulation of long legs deconstruction. It makes this feel truly real because researchers do have fun researching stuff!

    • @skypuppeteer
      @skypuppeteer Před 22 dny +68

      It reminds of both the EVNautilus team and at the same time VomitedThoughts (that guy who is trying to make a bunch of the FNAF animatronics real).
      That simulated deconstruction part really reminds me of the videos that VT posted of him messing around with Balloon Boy's model and absolutely losing it

    • @epicgal1360
      @epicgal1360 Před 18 dny +41

      Reminds me of marine biologists looking at animals in the deep ocean

    • @valeriezach740
      @valeriezach740 Před 17 dny +34

      @@epicgal1360 The researches laughing at the poor weird eyed octopus

  • @LLIAM2.0
    @LLIAM2.0 Před 15 dny +11

    After more observation we added, another cinder block
    After more observation we added, another cinder block
    After more observation we added, another cinder block
    After more observation we added, another cinder block
    After more observation we added, another cinder block
    After more observation we added a cement sphere from target.
    Beautiful

  • @Narutosonicrule1245
    @Narutosonicrule1245 Před měsícem +19

    Longlegs was actually just thrilled about the possible theft

  • @RegularBiscuit
    @RegularBiscuit Před měsícem +2152

    See...now this is the problem. Upon adding a sixth cinderblock, I am POSITIVE the longlegs would have reacted. But no, they said. Give it a ball, they said. WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GOOD OLD SCIENCE. tch- i'm going to the longlegs

    • @SkullTheLegless
      @SkullTheLegless Před měsícem +193

      Trust me: you do not want to the long legs

    • @Artificer_
      @Artificer_ Před měsícem +173

      please do not the longlegs D:

    • @blu9547
      @blu9547 Před měsícem +68

      Noo do not the longlegs :((

    • @RegularBiscuit
      @RegularBiscuit Před měsícem +78

      @@SkullTheLegless Update: Do not do this

    • @doginthedark
      @doginthedark Před měsícem +43

      ​@@RegularBiscuitYou can't tell me what to do.

  • @dexterslijderink7866
    @dexterslijderink7866 Před měsícem +963

    now give him a small disco ball

    • @poochythedog
      @poochythedog Před měsícem +71

      groovy lil guy

    • @Fetuchynni
      @Fetuchynni Před měsícem

      Gorovy log legs

    • @sillyness4096
      @sillyness4096 Před měsícem +47

      groovy long legs???

    • @anastasijahabarova1533
      @anastasijahabarova1533 Před měsícem +43

      I’m afraid it would be too overwhelming for the Longlegs, as they’re not exposed to highly reflective and highly mobile objects in their natural habitat. The Target ball was already pushing it a bit and might not have worked for the more anxious and reserved individuals of the species.

    • @liontamer4581
      @liontamer4581 Před 26 dny +9

      Unfortunately it is not within our budget to supply such a luxury to The Longlegs

  • @falconwing5111
    @falconwing5111 Před 21 dnem +17

    I'm so glad this was in my recommended. Haven't seen anyone mention it, but the fact that the scientists didn't disect the Longlegs or go too far in their experiments out of concern for its wellbeing is a nice, refreshing change! Most of the time it feels like scientists in this kind of story keep pushing and pushing until their test subject kills all of them, and then they're like "who could have seen this coming?" Fun video anyway! :D

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před 17 dny

      scientists in fiction are usually disinterested and evil. This is far closer to the truth... Intensely curious people grieviously restricted by budget and employer

  • @avivyoukerharel2140
    @avivyoukerharel2140 Před měsícem +14

    He looks so happy with the sphere and the cinder blocks

  • @MyDadLeftMe1230
    @MyDadLeftMe1230 Před měsícem +787

    i like how the long legs just dances once *ball*

  • @U-235cereal
    @U-235cereal Před měsícem +853

    longlegs be like: “bro stop adding bricks”

    • @Coolguy08921
      @Coolguy08921 Před měsícem +100

      “A Sphere? Now I shall dance!”

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 Před 25 dny

      ​@@Coolguy08921Lol

    • @pantheracheaxb747
      @pantheracheaxb747 Před 25 dny +18

      To be honest, video says it lives in all the *squares* out of nowhere. Now sphere, this is a game changer.

    • @TheRatnumber2
      @TheRatnumber2 Před 24 dny +3

      He loves it trust

    • @bread64
      @bread64 Před dnem +2

      After observation we added another cinderblock

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical Před měsícem +20

    2:57 you know, I already thought the longlegs looked like a spider, but this clip really just shows it’s basically a interdimensional tarantula
    Literally my Chilean rose

  • @LorreKeeper
    @LorreKeeper Před měsícem +10

    "After observation, we have decided to add another cinder block."

  • @lexo632
    @lexo632 Před měsícem +1990

    Honestly, I love how "realistic" these videos are, specially about what little danger these creatures pose. Creatures from another plane of existence wouldn't be inherently hostile, they'd just be... creatures. Slightly odd creatures, but creatures nonetheless.

    • @Egalitariat-likesecretariat
      @Egalitariat-likesecretariat Před měsícem +172

      While I agree on hostility, that isn't the only factor in danger levels. The material of another plane of reality *could* be hazardous to beings from ours, simply because another being like the longlegs could, say, have an electromagnetic pulse for a heartbeat, or exhale chloroplasts, or naturally produce a deafening shriek that disrupts human nervous function.
      Or, they're made of what we consider toxic waste.
      Just because they're nice, doesn't mean they can't hurt you.

    • @lexo632
      @lexo632 Před měsícem +99

      @@Egalitariat-likesecretariat True. Still, they're chill and I like that :)

    • @theapexsurvivor9538
      @theapexsurvivor9538 Před měsícem

      ​@@Egalitariat-likesecretariatyep, I've been doing a worldbuilding project with a F9V star (~2x the UV radiation of our sun) orbited by a planet with some severe winters, so all autotrophic "eukaryotes" retained their need for chemotrophy and need to have more blue light reflection, so all of their photosynthetic pigments are based on sulfide compounds, especially some that are very similar methylene blue...
      All but 1 kingdom on the planet is HIGHLY carcinogenic to humans and WILL result in fatal biological reactions from even fairly short term exposure (the last kingdom almost definitely have a number of species that produce asbestos and mica like materials for their coral-like shells and the kingdom as a whole produce a variety of toxic gases due to being exclusive chemoautotrophs that live in and around hydrothermal vents and active volcanic regions).
      Oh, and currently there's also some green """grass""" that slowly digests you if you walk on it...

    • @B_4035mn
      @B_4035mn Před měsícem +40

      @@Egalitariat-likesecretariat I agree, but you gotta remember, they're also in a plain different than ours, I'd say we are more dangerous to them than they are dangerous to us.

    • @dengrus.
      @dengrus. Před 27 dny

      ​@@B_4035mn don't worry, the power of friendship will solve all of the problems!

  • @this_is_patrick
    @this_is_patrick Před měsícem +955

    3:40 They STEAL the Target sphere. Strategically Transfer Equipment to Alternate Location, that is.

    • @user-sv2oj5um1q
      @user-sv2oj5um1q Před 24 dny +16

      Underrated lol

    • @designator7402
      @designator7402 Před 22 dny +30

      I believe in the military they call it "Procurement of unprotected equipment"

    • @KingHamster3
      @KingHamster3 Před 21 dnem +12

      Perfect acronym
      Underrated comment

    • @Josuh
      @Josuh Před 7 dny

      I'm using the STEAL method from now on

  • @shorkies13
    @shorkies13 Před 21 dnem +8

    The part going over Longlegs containment procedures had me CRYING laughing. This is fantastic, hope to see more!!!

  • @Smok_Argus
    @Smok_Argus Před 18 dny +7

    That was adorable, I was expecting something weird to happen at the end or something but no, this is just friendshaped scrunkly!

  • @Spyblox007
    @Spyblox007 Před měsícem +701

    "After more observation, we have added another cinderblock" is going to become my go to phrase.

    • @ethanrapp6998
      @ethanrapp6998 Před 23 dny +7

      Reminds me of that one gif of the mailman begging to stop getting deliveries of cinderblocks

  • @camtheratman
    @camtheratman Před měsícem +843

    3:47 LOOK AT HIM GO

  • @piecheese1214
    @piecheese1214 Před měsícem +6

    For all those in the comments snarking about how little budget the Zooliminality Project has, consider this: How much money do you think going to the Far Plane costs? How much do you think it takes to come back afterwards? Most of the budget was probably spent on building and maintaining whatever device they use to get there and back, and it probably uses a shitload of power to do so, so that's another bill to pay. They could have a billion-dollar budget and _still_ only be able to afford 5 cinderblocks after all that.

  • @Zuhukanah
    @Zuhukanah Před 23 dny +3

    Zooliminology Project is like the version of the SCP Foundation that gets good Glassdoor reviews.

  • @sporepics
    @sporepics Před měsícem +767

    Minecraft patch Notes:
    >Villages expanded.
    >More drowned will occupy a small puddle.
    >Herobrine removed.
    >For your enrichment, we have decided to add, yet another cinder block.

    • @herec0mestheCh33f
      @herec0mestheCh33f Před měsícem +10

      Herobrine stole all the cinder blocks :

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks Před 24 dny +6

      ​@@herec0mestheCh33fGuys, Herobrine won't give back the cinder blocks:(((

    • @PixelByte404
      @PixelByte404 Před 24 dny +7

      @@herec0mestheCh33fMum said it’s my turn with the cinderblocks

    • @guestwithinternet3678
      @guestwithinternet3678 Před 20 dny +1

      we should call Kevin

    • @Cinnaschticks
      @Cinnaschticks Před 19 dny

      @@PixelByte404 **gasp** I'm reporting u to the mods 4 your audacity >:0

  • @evervirescent
    @evervirescent Před měsícem +1650

    I LOVE THIS! i love how it’s styled like it’s gonna be creepy or spooky but it just ends up being silly and cute without losing that strange otherworldly vibe!

    • @eduardocarranza4333
      @eduardocarranza4333 Před měsícem +18

      It really does feel like if this world had a continued series, we could continue to explore the possibilities of this world

    • @anonymous-rq2lh
      @anonymous-rq2lh Před měsícem +9

      it’s like something to the left of analog horror. analog educational media?

    • @claran3616
      @claran3616 Před 25 dny +2

      I read a comment that said analog fantasy? Maybe that?

  • @GamerWhoCant
    @GamerWhoCant Před 23 dny +5

    I am proud of you for making liminal space media that is not horror.

  • @L1mer1ck13
    @L1mer1ck13 Před měsícem +4

    I wanna hug the Longlegs, he looks huggable

  • @Vee-vy6ng
    @Vee-vy6ng Před měsícem +754

    I haven’t stopped cry laughing at how adorable this is. I’m a researcher in real life and let me tell you - the shoestring budget is REAL. Never in my life have I wanted a Long Legs So Badly. I am going to open my wallet and give this baby so many Lego cinder blocks so it can play and be enriched 💗💗💗💗💗

  • @absoluteCatastrophy
    @absoluteCatastrophy Před měsícem +485

    the long legs look like a new evolutionary branch of Baba Is You. i love them so much

    • @player03
      @player03 Před měsícem +56

      Wall is stop
      Cinderblock is push
      Orb is red
      Longlegs is dance

    • @cawingcrows2072
      @cawingcrows2072 Před měsícem +8

      GOD YOURE RIGHT OMG

    • @Nightshade-Aurora
      @Nightshade-Aurora Před měsícem +1

      ​@@player03 Oh hey it's you a really cool person

    • @Sea_Leech
      @Sea_Leech Před měsícem +1

      I wish baba is you was a serious af biology game and you get to look at the inner workings and stuff of baba life

    • @higueraft571
      @higueraft571 Před měsícem +1

      @@Sea_Leech Smaller Babas

  • @Exoslayer100
    @Exoslayer100 Před 11 dny +3

    The fact that you could've put a jumpscare anytime the music pauses but you didn't
    Congratulations, you are now the best (and only) analog haha i know

  • @unorthibox
    @unorthibox Před 4 dny +2

    I like that brutalia is named for its brutalist architecture

  • @PYC4985
    @PYC4985 Před měsícem +768

    The scientific process

    • @tonyvega1705
      @tonyvega1705 Před měsícem +15

      Choosen by Darwin.

    • @TheDigitalWeirdo
      @TheDigitalWeirdo Před měsícem +1

      Longlegs that can not get ahold of a target sphere may deconstruct.

  • @DarvinostheGreat
    @DarvinostheGreat Před měsícem +439

    I will care for him now as he is my son

  • @digitalhare4516
    @digitalhare4516 Před 2 dny +2

    Video was randomly suggested to me, I expected analog horror. I was not disappointed with what I received. All of my friends will now be made aware of how to care for a longlegs (and goldbo).

  • @fetch300
    @fetch300 Před 20 dny +2

    I love it when a series doesn't need to ask for likes and subscribers to convince me to do so.

  • @Horrid_Beast
    @Horrid_Beast Před měsícem +430

    The blender part lmaoooo

    • @zion6680
      @zion6680 Před 26 dny +5

      Would have been even more authentic if they used an even older release, blender archives their builds dating all the back to the very first versions xD

  • @aaronlosey7201
    @aaronlosey7201 Před měsícem +471

    The cinderblocks and windowless white room might mimic their origin world, but do they like it? Given the reaction to the ball, maybe they would appreciate more earth-like things! Maybe their origin world just sucks!

    • @emailzack2177
      @emailzack2177 Před 29 dny

      Well of course they would be board they are the only thing there

    • @fernadogonzalez2940
      @fernadogonzalez2940 Před 26 dny +68

      Or it’s just entertained by a red colored object as their origin brutality seems to be a brutalist wasteland so most likely he was excited to see color

  • @macsh101
    @macsh101 Před 27 dny +2

    Oh my stars you’ve found an amazing niche to play with!! PLEASE I’M BEGGING YOU PLEASE CONTINUE WITH THESE

  • @majorghoul9017
    @majorghoul9017 Před 22 dny +2

    Truly one of the most beautiful, elegant creatures to ever exist. It makes one wonder what may live in that realm aside from it

  • @dragontear1638
    @dragontear1638 Před měsícem +564

    I like the 'affectionate parody' feeling throughout, like a low-budget scp vibe, 'Top Gear does SCP'. XD Good stuff.
    Edit; why so many likes, ahhh!

    • @electrotoxins
      @electrotoxins Před měsícem +17

      Long legs would absolutely thrive in the Foundayion, you would not be able to get it out of containment.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před měsícem +9

      let's be real, scp would be like this, where the hell would they get infinite money

    • @jameseads6597
      @jameseads6597 Před měsícem +1

      ​@tsm688 If I remember right, nearly every single country on Earth gives them money, so the Foundation can deal with the issues and the governments can just not care about the demons

    • @TheDigitalWeirdo
      @TheDigitalWeirdo Před měsícem

      These guys can only afford five cinder blocks

    • @F1guRas
      @F1guRas Před 28 dny +3

      I feel like this is the SCP foundation before becoming bigger, like when it was just a couple of friends finding weird stuff snd experimenting with them

  • @Narser612
    @Narser612 Před měsícem +381

    For a second I thought it was gonna be a care guide for a Daddy Long Legs spider. You know, those that actually live on Earth. But this is much better.

    • @raylordofkhalah28
      @raylordofkhalah28 Před měsícem +18

      well, they arent spiders. they are harvestmen. they have their own grouping within the arachnids. very close relatives but not the same.

    • @ScrawnyTreeDemon
      @ScrawnyTreeDemon Před měsícem +16

      Cellar Spiders, which are actually spiders, also get called Daddy Longlegs.

    • @lonk2026
      @lonk2026 Před měsícem +8

      @@ScrawnyTreeDemon so do crane flies, which are straight up an insect. daddy longlegs is such a funny term

    • @ScrawnyTreeDemon
      @ScrawnyTreeDemon Před měsícem +4

      @@lonk2026 Yesss!!! As a Brit, they're _the_ daddy-longlegs in my mind. Anglophones will see a lanky little dude dub it Daddy Longlegs, no questions asked.

  • @CarterStarks777
    @CarterStarks777 Před 27 dny +8

    3:35 Minnesota core

  • @darkwolf-vd4dg
    @darkwolf-vd4dg Před 11 dny +3

    I expect to see a "not so cute" creature... eventually...

  • @Serasia
    @Serasia Před měsícem +145

    (Five cinderblocks)
    Longlegs: Meh.
    (Red cement sphere)
    Longlegs: Oh boy!! Sphere!! Sphere!!

  • @Harbin_07
    @Harbin_07 Před měsícem +285

    2:40
    Idk what it exacrly said there but it is so funny to see an unrendered long leg float mid-air then people say "BuDgEt? Budget !(laughter)"
    *long leg deconstructs mid-air, legs spazz out and fall down comedically*
    "It did not explode"
    *LAUGHTER*

  • @Egg-yb9xy
    @Egg-yb9xy Před měsícem +2

    it goes from analogue horror to “we be a lil silly here”

  • @QuillC
    @QuillC Před 13 hodinami +1

    SCP, but just the wholesome anomalies

  • @cringeperson6333
    @cringeperson6333 Před měsícem +264

    this video doubled my cinder blocks and gave them to the next longlegs

    • @ganicc4782
      @ganicc4782 Před měsícem

      Was this comment left by a longlegs?

  • @noxthedremoralord2683
    @noxthedremoralord2683 Před měsícem +173

    I will the longlegs
    You cannot stop me

  • @ediskey
    @ediskey Před 5 dny +1

    The scientists reacting to the budget simulation sound EXACTLY like those deep sea marine biologists in submarines looking at rare sea creatures doing weird things!

  • @cursoryintegration8512
    @cursoryintegration8512 Před 26 dny +2

    I think my favourite part of this series is it doesn't undercut everything with a random spooky stuff; like no cuts to a scary face with ominous vague text, just nice little scrimblo weirdos and the people taking care of them

  • @figbarrr
    @figbarrr Před měsícem +199

    the longlegs looks like something i would draw in the margins of an essay to procrastinate lol (i also love the architecture reference in brutalia's name lol)

    • @cawingcrows2072
      @cawingcrows2072 Před měsícem +1

      Real

    • @sahaafa9082
      @sahaafa9082 Před 24 dny

      Я тоже ! Брутализм почти мой любимый стиль , а длинноножки просто очаровашки!

  • @redweather6947
    @redweather6947 Před měsícem +145

    I have the strongest desire to hug them...

  • @shroomer3867
    @shroomer3867 Před 17 dny +1

    They are the definition of head empty no thoughts just ball

  • @pierreroulier2679
    @pierreroulier2679 Před 12 dny +1

    I want a longleg pet now.
    Just to watch him being happy.

  • @randomcanadian6298
    @randomcanadian6298 Před měsícem +89

    I love the idea of an "analogue comedy", and in an original way instead of just a parody of an existing analogue horror.

  • @crystalpelletier3506
    @crystalpelletier3506 Před měsícem +114

    4:14 The little laugh at the end of "Do not the long legs."

  • @lilhedgehog8576
    @lilhedgehog8576 Před 18 dny +1

    I always admire how people can make completely foreign creatures with unique characteristics. I wish I could do that.

  • @mothmanmarcus346
    @mothmanmarcus346 Před měsícem +2

    I think it would be hilarious if a super intimidating entity was shown but it was just the shyest most anxiety ridden thing ever and had to be given an emotional support dog for companionship. Kinda like when cheetahs get so nervous at zoos that having a trained dog companion actually improves their anxiousness.

  • @space_1073
    @space_1073 Před měsícem +166

    It's actually sad more original stuff like this doesn't exist on youtube. We can literally imagine anything and make whatever we want, and it feels like there's only 20 types of youtube videos.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před měsícem +30

      there's all kinds of everything on youtube, but the machine tends to reward and promote certain kinds of videos. As with most kinds of media, monetization and monopolization fucked everything.

    • @MultiKommandant
      @MultiKommandant Před 23 dny +3

      Many are the sacrifices we make to appease The Algorithm. Originality is but one of them.
      Seriously though, it's nice to see goofy stuff like this still getting made in 2024. It gives me hope that whimsy is alive and well in this bland corporate hellscape.

    • @Justapikachu577
      @Justapikachu577 Před 21 dnem

      They exist but arent spread easily

  • @smartaleckduck4135
    @smartaleckduck4135 Před měsícem +96

    Ran into one of these guys outside of their natural plane. Possibly a planar breach but I don’t know how rare those are. Anyways I “liberated” several cinderblocks from a local construction site after watching the video and my Longlegs appears to be doing well.

    • @tsm688
      @tsm688 Před 17 dny

      sir I regret to inform you that is a sheep

  • @Daniel_Lancelin
    @Daniel_Lancelin Před 25 dny +4

    I like the idea that only round objects prompt a response from the Longlegs, since they inhabit a location composed of cubical, Brutalist architecture. It seems to imply that they are only active when around members of their own species (apparently the only naturally occurring round objects in Brutalia). Could it be that they form some kind of cannibalistic eusocial communities in order to survive the lack of available nutrition in their environment (that is to say, once they have sufficiently replenished their population by whatever reproductive methods they exhibit, they willingly deconstruct themselves in order to feed their kin)?

  • @hydrofrog6496
    @hydrofrog6496 Před 13 dny +2

    SCP foundation but all the entities are just silly little guys

  • @chloesibilla8199
    @chloesibilla8199 Před měsícem +176

    "deconstructed"

  • @mikesales5339
    @mikesales5339 Před měsícem +104

    2:36 this is what I want from this liminal genre that people are making I want more comedy this genuinely caught me off guard.

  • @My_m3l0dy_1
    @My_m3l0dy_1 Před 24 dny +6

    3:51 LONGLEG DANCE LES GO

  • @kaitlynboss3497
    @kaitlynboss3497 Před 4 dny +1

    I don't know why, but the cinderblock scene cracked me up!

  • @themushroominside6540
    @themushroominside6540 Před měsícem +75

    Even though it has not yet been observed, i would assume that a longlegs deconstruction would sound like the Lego breaking sound effect

  • @justas423
    @justas423 Před měsícem +123

    I like how lighthearted the art style is. It makes the weird and unsettling vibes more wholesome.

  • @DavidMcCoul
    @DavidMcCoul Před 11 dny +2

    Love how they pause the music after they add more cinderblocks... And you’re telling me those are “body markings” not eyes?

  • @avitaltagar5726
    @avitaltagar5726 Před 28 dny +1

    Thank you so much for this care guide! My longlegs friend was looking kinda down lately and now I know just what to do to make it happy again!

  • @matawa4583
    @matawa4583 Před měsícem +49

    The smol enemy spider

  • @Mr.Redlego
    @Mr.Redlego Před měsícem +115

    I saw the thumbnail and thought this looked less horror, and more like something the SCP Foundation would make. Glad to see i was right. I imagine theres some long forgotten, ramshackle site somewhere that still gets a trickle of budget, allowing them to make this video. Excellent work!

  • @Garnerian
    @Garnerian Před 7 dny +1

    Shoutout to the accuracy to this guy having 6 legs just like real "daddy longlegs"

  • @Piemations
    @Piemations Před 9 dny +1

    completely in love with this and i will make sure to not the longlegs

    • @KeeGamer310
      @KeeGamer310 Před 2 dny

      undiscovered piemations comment
      rare

  • @helo_tonk_here
    @helo_tonk_here Před měsícem +38

    Adds a cinder block
    Nothing hapens
    Adds another one
    Same thing
    Does it again
    No reaction
    Still decides to another one
    Just no reaction from the funny looking spoder
    Adds another one and runs out of budget
    Adds a ball
    The spoder starts so some what move

  • @mirroredrealities1639
    @mirroredrealities1639 Před měsícem +32

    I love how this is just a shitty, underfunded SCP organization. They have exactly 3 dollars between themselves and someone brought 2 of those from home.

  • @implozia1360
    @implozia1360 Před měsícem +1

    Ok I didn't expect a straight up screen capture of Blender with a retro filter to it xD Fantastic!
    This is truly great, thank you!

  • @death-limes
    @death-limes Před 12 dny +2

    4:14 "Additionally, do NOT the Longlegs." guess i'll just won't the longlegs

  • @elijah5573
    @elijah5573 Před měsícem +19

    "additionally, do not the long legs" this is my new favorite analog horror series

  • @GrimblyGoo
    @GrimblyGoo Před měsícem +62

    3:00 head empty, no thoughts

  • @ClodsireBcuzYes
    @ClodsireBcuzYes Před 7 dny +1

    thank you for this information, i think one of your longlegs breached containment as i found one not far from my own home, it was trying to pick up a cinderblock near by a construction by my house, and was dragging it away (likely to a den of its own creation) i decided to try to take it home, and feed it. i was concerned when it didnt eat anything i gave it but soon realized that it doesn't have a mouth, which means its incapable of eating (much like a moth). ive found that it likes objects it can easily climb onto, and while it does not need water, it does like to touch it and play with it (though it cant swim due to its lack of bouncy) i considered returning it back to its facility but it has shown no signs of aggression.
    the one i found is, somewhat ironically, almost the exact size of a cinderblock, and i cant quite tell if its grown since i first found it, but i dont think it has.
    i have provided it with its own guest room, a chair, and a ladder, as those are the only objects it likes and hasn't gotten itself stuck on
    ive decided on the name "pops" as in "dad" for two reasons, one, because it looks like a daddy long legs, and two, because it seems to react to the "p" sound more than any other sound, so it will hear and come to me when i call for it.
    i do keep it in its own room at night, i am not concerned that it may hurt me (as i have slept nearby it before) but instead that it grows concerned when i stop moving for too long, and tries to wake me up.
    while it technically doesn't have eyes, it acts as if it does, as it seems to be able to see me just fine, though that could be due to the vibrations of my heart and breathing.
    speaking of, i think it could use its legs as "sensory organs" a bit like antenna to sense vibrations, though i could be wrong.
    ive taken it to target to let it interact with target balls by more... legal means and it seems to like it very much
    ive tried to provide it with other large solid objects and or red objects, but it still always prefers target balls, im not sure why this is.
    ive tried to give it dog and cat toys aswell, and while it seems to like that some of them make noise, it doesn't like the toy itself, so ive tried giving it buttons that squeak and honk and it seems to like those better.
    it seems to be able to recognize me apart from other animals and humans, as well as my voice apart from recordings of other people.
    regardless, i will continue to care for and humanely experiment with what it likes
    ive kept it for roughly 3 weeks now.
    edit: if i had to compare its behavior to any other animal, i would say its something of a cross between a spider, a moth, and a household cat.
    and also, it does seem to like being pet? it doesn't react much, but it doesn't resist or even really move when i do so. i think it could be because it realizes that i enjoy it.
    oh and i should have mentioned it does a little jiggy when i call it "good boy" (probably because i only do it when it when its well behaved)
    it doesn't seem to have any sense of smell
    strangely, it doesn't have any preference on temperature. when it is too warm, it only dislikes that i react so severely to it (sweat, reddening of the skin, and visibly uncomfortable) so i try to keep it at the temperature i prefer, which it seems to have no issue with whatsoever.
    i hope this information is of any help to you.