Top Gear Intro but Trains
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- čas přidán 21. 06. 2022
- There's a reason the file name for this is video_editing_hell_experiment.mp4. Based on the 2009 version of the intro, which is why the bit with the colored panels looks weird. The 2009 version was the one I saw first and I didn't know about the more satisfying 2014 version so I apologize for that immense oversight. I also skipped the "Tonight" section because my Clarkson impression is really bad.
Greenscreen Source cuz I'm lazy and didn't buy AE:
• Wut Stock: Top Gear In...
Train Sources:
• TGV AN 1 - 1982 SNCF F... (TGV)
• PRR Steam at Speed and... (PRR Steam Loco)
• Video (Shinkansen underside)
• School Bus Train Crash... (UP hits a school bus)
• Video (Pacific Surfliner)
• Virgin Pendolino's Ful... (Virgin Pendolino)
• PENN CENTRAL RAILROAD ... (Penn Central Logo)
• Swedish High Speed Lon... (x2000)
• New York City Subway: ... (NYC Subway)
• Railfan-Trip Through S... (Finland Trains)
• The M-497 Experimental... (M-497 "Black Beetle")
• Video (Amtrak on a truss bridge)
• FAST TRAINS IN ITALY (Italian High Speed Train)
• Shinkansen high speed ... (Shinkansen pass)
• GG1 An American Classi... (PRR GG1)
• A High Speed Summer al... (AEM-7)
• Amtrak HD 60fps: North... (ACS-64)
• Túnel de lavado Cerro ... (RENFE AVE)
• U-Bahn Berlin - Linie ... (Berlin U-Bahn)
• High Speed Trains Pass... (Eurostar)
• Florida Brightline Pas... (Brightline)
• High speed ICE train c... (ICE 3 catches fire)
• Amtrak Train Collides ... (P42 hits truck)
• Steam Trains at Speed ... (Steam train on a curve)
• End of service 【4K】Dou... (Double-Decker Shinkansen)
• MARC Trains at HIGH SP... (MARC HHP-8)
• Der ICE 1 (ICE 1)
• 1975 Maryland Metroliners (PC Metroliner)
You have now reached lead mine elevation. - Komedie
We makin' it out of Stanley Yard with this one
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CSX_8888_incident
Damn bro they should make a movie that’s sorta similar
@@casreineman8467they did look at the page
@@casreineman8467 yup. its called unstoppable.
O boy. I would love to use this on a gaming channel 😂
We makin it out of the north western railway on sodor will this one
TONOIGHT
I tilt the new Amtrak Acela's more than 6 degrees,
Richard surfs on the back of the 1 train,
And James takes the Jacksonville Skyway to get to a parking lot.
😂😂
Rural American version:
"Howdy y'all!
I leave the cab of my SD-40 to throw a switch and it runs away from me,
Cleetus plays chicken with the Union Pacific Big Boy
and Bill hijacks the last remaining Krauss-Maffei ML 4000 and immediately overheats its torque converter
Omg 😂
TONIGHT:
Mallard breaks his own speed Record,
Amtrak surprisingly runs on time,
And Penn Central is dead...
I would expect nothing less from the Penn Central Transportation Company
And in late news, Penn Central is still dead.
"Bad news!"
"What?"
"Penn Central! It's dead!"
"OH NO! Anyway, last week-"
“My, the courtesy of Norfolk Southern is uncharacteristically generous today.”
that was too good to look unofficial
Tonight I become the fat controller
Richard becomes the thin controller
And james becomes Tom Hanks
Hammond becomes the Hamster Controller
TONIGHT
I derail a train
Hammond pushes someone onto a train track
And James takes the DART to get to a burning car park!
Dallas Area Rapid Transit?
@@J.M828 I meant the Luton dart
oh
Dublin Area Rapid Transit?
Delaware transit corporation?
Bad news.
What?
The Avelia Liberty, it’s delayed.
Oh no, anyway last week…
If there ever was a Train spin off of Top Gear it should be called “Full Throttle”
notch 8 baybeeee
diesel mechanical shunters: *heavy breathing*
@@sometimewasternotch 8 don't be late
@@jonathanhegge6207 NOTCH 8 DON'T BE LATE
Top notch is literally perfect
TONIGHT:
Richard drives a Pacer > Hammond: "I think I'm gonna be sick"
James drives a Pacer > May: "Come on! 2nd Gear!!!"
And I drive a Pacer > Clarkson: *BOING BOING BOING BOING*
This is what moving one stone in the past looks like
The closest thing we ever got the a Top Gear on trains was Railway Roundabout in the 50s and 60s. I would love for the UK to get another big steam show like that again.
NHK World has their Railway Magazine, but it's too calm
@@acmenipponair If it's too calm then it's closer to pre-2002 TG
TONOIGHT
I get confused at Barrow in Furness and end up on a trip to Sodor,
Hammond takes the day train to Kings Cross,
And May steals the Flying Scotsman and a rake of Mk1's to prove it can break Mallard's speed record.
Tonight on Top Spotting
I drop a pencil
James wears a new anorak
And Hamster insults a Zambian Train Conductor
Gordon: Tonight: James crashes into some tar wagons, I fall into a ditch, and Henry collides at the back of a train!
“James you idiot! You’ve crashed into the express!”
Monday at 11am
TONIGHT :
A Transpennine Express service to Manchester Victoria will be cancelled
A Deutsche Bahn ICE to Frankfurt Airport will be delayed (again)
And all French trains will not run, SNCF is on strike for the 14th consecutive week.
Oh no not the worst train "Company". In the world the Deutsche Bahn
I really want to watch this now.
Too bad we don't have this. I don't think we even have any consistent running train shows out there for all audiences.
Rail Away would count (being for all audiences and running since the 90s), but it’s not Top Gear-like (rather, it was "slow TV" before that term was even invented), and not very well known outside of the Netherlands.
Oh nice, as a Swede I appreciate the short cameo of the Swedish X2000 at 0:05.
/Gretings, Sweden.
That's neat!
Tonight on Top Notch:
I set a new speed record for steam trains
Richard pulls 150 double stacks in a big boy
And James manages to finish California High Speed Rail
TONIGHT
Big Boy 4014 Pushes a stalled freight train up hill.
Flying Scotsman bumps into some coaches.
And Hyce pulls an ES&D.
I knew I would see hyce if I scrolled far enough down
The first ICE seen is probably what one would look like after Hammond drove it
he did start a fire on the caravan train after all
Tonight!
Hammond takes my train > Clarkson: “HAMMOND!”
May goes so slow that his train derails: > May: “as you can see this b- OH FU-“
And Hammond goes 150kph in a EMD-F7 > Hammond: “YEAH!”
Tonight!
I experience notch 8,
Jeremy: SPEED AND POWAH!!
James lives out everyone's dream,
James: I don't understand any of this
And Richard is somehow on time.
Richard: No! We're never late!
Gods, how much I wish this was a real show
I would watch this. We need more trains on tv.
TONIGHT...
I derail an Amtrak train.
Richard reaches Mach 1 with Flying Scotsman.
And James causes UP 844 to suffer a boiler explosion.
Tonight, I move my eyes, Henry has some TNT, and James says Cow
Tonight on The Grand Railtour
I spread false gen
James huffs at a man for being at the side of his photo
And Richard flails a 90
TONIGHT:
Hammond causes a train derailment spilling hazardous chemicals
Richard titls the acela express at 13 degrees
And James attemps to figure out how to drive a steam locomotive
Tonight
GE releases the new gevo that looks exactly like the last one
NS derails again
UP big boy shows that steam isn't dead.
TONIGHT:
I open a door
Richard plays with some models
And James doesn’t know how to spell “Hudson”
Tonight on Top Notch,
I drive a jubilee at 500mph on TSW
Hammond hits a shopping trolley in Britannia
and James writes a letter of complaint to the DfT
Wow, Finland is being represented in this one! I see one of our trains!
tonihgt
i recreate the trolley problem in real life
hammonds drives a train off a fouking cliff
and james commits arson (again)
Tonight I Smashed a Toyota with a Train
Richard Drives off a mountain with a hi-rail
And James Stalls on a Hill in a Big Boy
ok James how in the fuck
@@lsswappedcessna cause he is the Slowest moving man on Earth
Im loving the irony that Clarkson thinks public transport is for yobbos
TONIGHT we prove that Mallard is not in fact the fastest steam locomotive ever built
I wish the gear was a train wheel but this is a amazeing
Today we are going to see if an USATC s100 can race through a mall while an LNER A4 chases it
*This is an absolute masterpiece*
Tonight, I drive the XPT at the blistering speed of 120 mph
Hammond travels without a valid ticket
And James is deafened by Eshays in a Frankston bound Comeng
Tonight on top valve:
I drive a reading t1
Hammond derails flying scotsman
And clarkson delays a amtrak train
James May: CLARKSOOOONNNNN!!!!!!!!!
We need a show like that
I genuinely want to make a railroad Top Gear parody someday
This is top notch!
TONIGHT:
Richard steals Siemens taurus and gets stopped in the middle of a high speed track because he forgot about sifa
ICE goes into ice
Flying scotsmam flies away and dages an airliner
TONIGHT
LEIGHTON GETS DESTROYED BY LIMES!
WE TALK ABOUT TRAINS VERSUS A POOL!
AND I START CRYING FROM LAUGHTER!
LETS GO TO THE STUDIO!
Now that’s something I want to see.
omg that's incredible
Tonight's Star in a reasonably priced Pacer will be Grant Shapps
This is the show I've always wanted! 😃
Kudos! Love it
loved the TGV episode
I always thought if such a version of top gear existed, it should be hosted at the California State Railroad Museum in Sacramento!
Top Bogies sounds like a better name
Top Gauge™
Instead of a gear it shouldve been a locomotives' wheel turning
Perfection
Next....with planes!!!!!
Meanwhile in a parallel universe
This is actually TopNotch
Tonight,
I ride the JR Bullet Train across Japan.
Richard ride a NYC subway carriage without getting Aids.
Ane James gets held up on the C2C and fucking dies
if there was ever going to be a top gear train - based spin off, I think it should have been called "valve gear"
how long did it take you to edit this?
I like trains
Notch ten we die like men- hyce
Tonight I get a British rail suntan Hammond blows up the only representation of Stevensons rocket and James drives a dmu with Pete waterman
NOTCH 8 DOWN THE YARD
Jeremy as DDA40X
James as a Conrail U boat
And Richard as D&RGW #50
Yes i know they are british but hey why not have a bit of veriety right?.....no...anyone?.....ok
renfe mentioned hell yeah
If only it existed…
Top Gear if it was awesome
i would watch this if it was a thing
Actually, I don't much care what the topic is, so long as the trio are involved.
"Hellooo!" ❤
Oozes fun
Which app do you edit such videos?
Please answer this
Trains > Cars
u da illest
TONIGHT
hammond scraps an avelia liberty
may manages to make the SDP40F not suck
and I take over amtrak (jeremy clarkson)
Awesome? What did you use to make it?
I used PowerDirector 18. I have no idea if it's any good, i use it anyway.
@@sometimewaster Cool!
me: didn't they do a car + train carriages video?
I thought TopNotch will be about Minecraft
0:07 how did you make the clips move like that?
Clarkson rail
I would love to watch it but it’s not real :(
Honk
What even would be on the show? That’s my question
I have an idea for an episode of this but I don't have money or friends so i can't make it. It would probably be games that take place on train networks, like capture the flag or something.
Hmm interesting
One Word:
*_TRAINS_*
Do you know if anyone died in the accidents that were featured in this?
First was a crash test, everyone was evacuated from the train that was on fire, and the last one only killed some trucker's bank account.
@sometimewaster ok, well even though noone was killed on the trains, a person still was killed. I'd say it's in pretty poor taste to use an incident that killed a person for a meme.
@@amtrakpepsiproduct1605 no he only lost money silly. he lived.
@@sometimewaster oh sorry. Misread it.
@jixaw
now