I think Danny's still in the anger stage of grief over newspaper. Explains why he was trying to kill Nick's cat and keeps punching cats in GTA. Why do these cats get to live when his newspaper doesn't. Also he abandoned Drippy.
Danny in Minecraft: "AHAHA I WILL CHOOSE VIOLENCE ONCE AGAIN *BONK*" Danny in GTA: "I just think this violence is a little unnecessary, we should make a pact to leave"
Im not a fan of how the first GTA vid was 23 min and each subsequent episode is below 10. I would like more of this sweet sweet content in long videos :D I mean...I guess I could just watch the stream too...hmmmmm
when danny walking up to the cats is more stressful than the shootout and chase scenes
lolllll
RIGHT I WAS HOLDING MY BREATH
@@lllllagoosling SAME
RIGHT I WAS SO SCARED
FR
"that's why they call me conspicuous Frank"
*slams care into light pole*
I am proud of you
@Fucking grass I agree, that's why I chose it
care
care
danny calmly ending people’s lives is my favorite form of entertainment
Yeah it’s so different from the rest of us (mourning at every death)
“i’m so sorry” “that is my bad man”
until you become the next victim
“Unfortunately those guys had to die”
Good comedy I do the same thing
“Unfortunately those guys did have to die”
I think Danny's still in the anger stage of grief over newspaper. Explains why he was trying to kill Nick's cat and keeps punching cats in GTA. Why do these cats get to live when his newspaper doesn't. Also he abandoned Drippy.
Woah, now I never thought of that
Omg I forgot about drippyyyy 😭
#neverforget
wow the way Danny talks over every single cut scene dialogue-
and then says “i dont understand what’s happening” 💀
He’s a true let’s play CZcams now
Someone needs to tell him! GTA isn’t for everyone and he should stick to creepers 😂
@@khalidothmanmain8437 but it’s funny so he should still play it.
That makes it even funnier to be honest.
PLEASE LMAOOOO WITHOUGHT FAIL JUST TALKS OVER EVERY SINGLE DIOLOGUE
the fact that my first thought was ‘don’t you fucking dare’ when danny saw the cat says a lot
Danny:MERMAID REVEAL!!!!!!
the thumbnail: guy swimming
This guy should play red dead redemption 2 i think it would be fun for him
I think the great story would be kinda wasted on dany 😅
Just don’t except him to like the game for the story lol
the whole time he wld be like ‘yo who are these cowboys i was talking over all the cutscenes’
I love the GTA vids more than anything
Oh really? Wait until you see what we did after this.
Same
SAME i’ve been playing it with my dad since i was super super young so its so cool seeing danny experience how fun gta is
@@angeuhlina1633 ME TOO he bought me my first game! i tried to convince him to play with me again but the CD broke😭
FORREAL BRING THEM BACK DANNY
Danny in Minecraft: "AHAHA I WILL CHOOSE VIOLENCE ONCE AGAIN *BONK*"
Danny in GTA: "I just think this violence is a little unnecessary, we should make a pact to leave"
Danny in all seriousness asking if the kid’s name is jimmy fallon is the peak of comedy
These are so short I wanna cry
i rlly recommend watching the whole streams they are sooo fucking funny, they get uploaded to youtube a couple hours after they’ve been on twitch
I found a playlist of the full streams if you wanna watch them
czcams.com/play/PLSmZP7oF6scB-9nRxIbBspX6NWX_QtpQm.html
I hope danny learns he can buy snacks at stores and eat them to get health back
2:18 the way he completely messed up the dive 😭😭😭
The epic return of Dan Dan the Mermaid Man
I just love how Danny has practically no gaming literacy whatsoever, and we're watching him learn in real time
Danny: And a Bunny hop!
Guy: * dies
Danny: Hee hee
Danny cat kill count: still 5
HOW? Ok. You blame him for Newspaper. That’s one. He accidentally punched the cat in GTA. That’s 2. No other cats have been killed!
@@ErinLastNameRedacted I think he's killed 2-3 cats in GTA so far
@@ErinLastNameRedacted didnt also kill another cat in baddie smp?
@@zombzvalentine he hasn’t killed any cats in smp, he buried nicks cat but it didn’t die, it was a bit.
@@Raerae0618 so its safe to say hes killed around only 3 cats
Danny: Steal a plain? That’s kinda dangerous.
Also Danny: *Murders people for no reason*
MANS ENDS IT WITH A BURP WHAT A LEGEND
"i think i ended his life..... unfortunately" 💀💀 the deadpan
He sounded like my teacher
danny: "i'm currently out of sight but i feel like not for long"
also danny, immediately: crashes into an electricity pole
Daughter: OMG DID U JUST KILL HIM
Dan: hElL yA sWeEtHeArt, aNd NoW u GoT yOuR oWn JeTsKi 🤪
Edit: TYSM FOR THE LIKESSSS
Daddy Danny
Papa danny
Danny playing an online game against human beings would be a treat
Different parts of the map have Different cars, that's why there are so many mini coopers Mike's house
Ik this is “Danny GAMEzalez” but you HAVE to upload your music session, it was too much fun
AGREED
8:24
"I will defend my friends to the death"
Friend in front of him: gets hit with a ducking explosion
Meanwhile Danny: "Weapon accuracy, max ammo..."
I always laugh when Danny is sorry for stealing cars in Grand Theft Auto
i feel like he will never finish the game at this speed 😂 AND IM HERE FOR IT
I come from the future and confirm he did indeed not finish lmao
i still had hopes@@Colecruzin
@@lowwpmd945 me too it’s a shame he didn’t I love these video
5:16 "we've bought a gun. I guess we're gonna do...something violent." Sherlock Holmes here.🤔🤔😆😁
why is chat constantly freaking out ab if missions have sex in them or not? there’s literally like 2 missions that have sex 😭
Castaways start playing during Tracy's mission *
Your getting good at video games drew!
You should start calling it… Greg Theft Auto
Im not a fan of how the first GTA vid was 23 min and each subsequent episode is below 10.
I would like more of this sweet sweet content in long videos :D
I mean...I guess I could just watch the stream too...hmmmmm
The streams are worth it, trust me.
I like how he has the Wrong game in the description
I think thats the yt algorithm
i’ve been playing on pc for 3 years and i still forget how to swim up
danny following a poor little defenseless kitty around gives me the worst anxiety lol
“Unfortunately those guys did have to die”
-Danny
I miss this series
3:26 Danny has suddenly become a 1920's radio announcer
danny putting the horror sound effect over the three mini coopers has the same energy as the sticks in the first ep of his minecraft series
This guy is pretty funny, he should make a channel where he does videos making fun of silly people and things
tbh 0:36 is me every time I try to park
"The call me conspicuous Frank" _crashes car_
"he looks way too tatted up to be 16!"
Me, 16 and tatted up: 👁️👄👁️
U gotta be rich then bc I got my first tat at 18 and it was $400
Danny’s getting good wow 😫🤚
Pls the hit at 9:10 was the funniest part lmao
this is my literal favourite thing on youtube
Living for this content
These vids are my fav i stg
i cannot eat or drink anything while watching a danny video hes so funny bro
I need these to be longer 😂
These are so great reminds me of my first gta playthrough
This is my favourite channel
proud of you for not bodying the cat danny😌
“Go up Michael!!”
i adore these keep ep comin
0:28 not the sound effect lining up with the fall 😂
0:25 The simulation is crumbling! (puts on tinfoil hat)
the gta vids are so funny man
Best episode so far
Danny is too pure for gta online
he was just a dolphin swimmin in the sea
If these videos aren’t longer I’m gonna riot
Love the videos, could you make them longer doe?
I'm loving this series mhhhh🤤
Hearing danny say freaking is heavinly
Danny: Kitty!
Me: ...Oh no
This channel is epic
Fun fact: these videos makes our days better
Just glad I didn’t have to see another stiff beefy mass
I miss these
"What are all these mini Cooper's doing here?" -Danny, 2021
This is a epic gammer Moment
Was having a bad day until this video
his gta streams were sooo funny lmao
Danny is cracked at aiming
gta this gta that
Dirty dan has redeemed himself by not killing the cat
I like how it says "Gta 4" in the description. 😄😃😃😃
Best video ending
these videos need to be longer!!! please!!!!!!
Danny Gonzale? More like DAMNNNNNnny Gonzalez.
I love the sarcastic clickbait title lol
i need these to be longer
Danny made Franklin look like Rick Ross
The fact the kids name is jimmy fallon is just so stupidly funny to me still
Danny mcfanny ba ba bannanananny, ooohhhhh Danny
My inner gta kid is being exposed
these are TOO SHORT I NEED MORE
what da mermaid doin
i got really fkn confused that there was no mermaids for a good hour loool
1:55 not the ramp 😂
get into it yuh
We all know Danny killed those cats
Mike Mike the merman on a Bike
Love the vid