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  • @UGNAvalon
    @UGNAvalon Před 4 lety +1874

    I feel like inquisitors would have a great time on pleasure worlds:
    1) You’re relaxing on a paradisal world.
    2) The heretics come to you!

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking Před 4 lety +192

      An inquisitor brings one unit or Krieg Guardsmen, the guardsman are initially disappointed as a pleasure world means that can't sacrafice themselves in the name of the emperor, but then the inquisitor tells them that they are not in fact going for rest and relaxation, they are there to murder them some heretics, and it cheers the guardsman right up as they may actually get to die for the emperor after all while kicking some heretic ass and purging the corruption from the world.

    • @HTMR-de8gz
      @HTMR-de8gz Před 4 lety +91

      The presence of an inquisitor would likely reclassify a pleasure world as a death world.

    • @mattpryokra2245
      @mattpryokra2245 Před 4 lety +16

      Enough to give any inquisitor a hard on lol.

    • @alexpena4091
      @alexpena4091 Před 4 lety +15

      I feel that if there was more pleasure worlds the inquisituon would greatly deminish the dark gods plans

    • @zacgarcia9082
      @zacgarcia9082 Před 4 lety +49

      @@Nyghtking on that note
      Inquisitor: ok this is a pleasure world so that means no enemies right?
      Krieg Regiment: *sad shovel noises*
      Inquisitor: WRONG heretics litter this world
      thinking that serving the emperor is not a pleasure in of it self, show them what serving the emperor is REALLY like!
      Krieg regiment: *happy shovel noises*

  • @anonymous-rb2sr
    @anonymous-rb2sr Před 4 lety +93

    Slaneesh: *slaps the roof of pleasure world*
    We can fit so much chaos in this bad boy

  • @DaBoomz13
    @DaBoomz13 Před 4 lety +696

    Imagine the amount of Inquisitors whose fingers are itching to unleash exterminatus on these worlds.

    • @alias234
      @alias234 Před 4 lety +105

      They are like containment sites where heresy is allowed to flourish in limited amounts...think the Imperiums version of 4chan. The Inquisition can use them to gather evidence and identify high ranking cultists when they go on vacation. Pleasure worlds are probably bugged and covered with more surveillance devices than the UK is. Stressed Cardinal gets to shit on a religious icon? Thats okay, its recorded and kept aside for later blackmail purposes.

    • @electrohalo8798
      @electrohalo8798 Před 4 lety +15

      Don’t forget me, I have my volcano cannon pointed at them

    • @scorpiowarrior7841
      @scorpiowarrior7841 Před 4 lety +13

      I can see it already. They just happen to come acorss a pleasure world and then go like "extreminatuis time."

    • @electrohalo8798
      @electrohalo8798 Před 4 lety +4

      Scorpio Warrior I aprove

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 Před 4 lety +1

      Samas it’s sad how accurate the part about the UK is

  • @inbox57111
    @inbox57111 Před 4 lety +973

    Horrible realities you say?
    No problem. Just send an ork or two there and they'll get the place normalized in a week.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 Před 4 lety +24

      Good idea.

    • @Grubnar
      @Grubnar Před 4 lety +101

      OI! WHO ARE YOU KALLIN' WEAK , YAH HUMIE GIT? LET ME GET DA BOYS ROUNDED UP AND WE'LL STOMP DAT PLACE FLAT IN A DAY OR TWO!

    • @SirJesusFreak
      @SirJesusFreak Před 4 lety +47

      @@Grubnar YU GIT! 'E'Z DOIN DAT 4T CHESS FINGY ON YA! YA GOTTA KRUMP 'IM FIRST SO 'E CANT WATCH YA STOMP DA PLACE OUT!

    • @lexroland1340
      @lexroland1340 Před 4 lety +4

      Ha

    • @SirJesusFreak
      @SirJesusFreak Před 4 lety +23

      @Srithor WOT? WE'Z ORKS AND WE'Z DA BEST! WE'Z GUNNA KRUMP YA IF YA DONT R'MEMBA DAT! 'ELL, WE'LL ZOGGIN KRUMP YA EVEN IF YA DO!

  • @MrJedimedic
    @MrJedimedic Před 4 lety +249

    “Staring Contest! .... Go!”
    “ARERGGHHHHHHJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!”
    “I win!, You went mad!”

    • @mikeoxlong1395
      @mikeoxlong1395 Před 4 lety +28

      In the grim darkness of the 41st millennium even staring contests are fucking hardcore.

    • @IAmFovos
      @IAmFovos Před 4 lety +9

      *Cue the Planetary Crater from intense staring*

  • @bossshun9
    @bossshun9 Před 4 lety +386

    Person: "Ah, this is the life. I'm glad I came here."
    Second person: "Hey, you wanna really enjoy your time here? Look who I met on this pleasure world."
    Moments later, a chaos cult of Slaanesh joins the party.

    • @electrohalo8798
      @electrohalo8798 Před 4 lety +7

      Me, a imperial guard commander: HERESY!!!!!!!!!!

    • @davidhobbs5679
      @davidhobbs5679 Před 4 lety +5

      Jokes on you (shows inquisitorial rosette)

    • @electrohalo8798
      @electrohalo8798 Před 4 lety +1

      w8w0t sayitagain excuse me inquisitor, do you have need if a shadow sword in your purging of hereitcs

    • @davidhobbs5679
      @davidhobbs5679 Před 4 lety +2

      @@electrohalo8798 shadow sword, sounds like filthy heretical technology of aliens, HERETICCCCCCCC!!!!!!!!

    • @electrohalo8798
      @electrohalo8798 Před 4 lety +1

      w8w0t sayitagain a shadow sword is a variant of the baneblade constructed by the adeptus mechanicus on forge worlds

  • @kriegkorpsman402
    @kriegkorpsman402 Před 4 lety +330

    2:46
    Who is this lady?
    Guardsmen! Attach bayonets and follow me, we got a rescue mission!
    *hyped up gasmask noises*

    • @wolfsbane1293
      @wolfsbane1293 Před 4 lety +23

      Krieg Korpsman ya who’s the artist behind the pic

    • @kriegkorpsman402
      @kriegkorpsman402 Před 4 lety +19

      Havent found it in the links that the description provides.
      Godspeed brotha.

    • @watdaduckfuk
      @watdaduckfuk Před 4 lety +49

      Found her thank god for reverse google search. www.artstation.com/artwork/4d60k

    • @wolfsbane1293
      @wolfsbane1293 Před 4 lety +33

      Thank you brave soldier the emperor is pleased that your work bore fruit

    • @kriegkorpsman402
      @kriegkorpsman402 Před 4 lety +25

      @@watdaduckfuk By the Emperor! You completed ouer task, brother!

  • @janagorn4988
    @janagorn4988 Před 4 lety +450

    Sounds like a good description for Jeffrey Epstein's Island.

    • @dilet1114
      @dilet1114 Před 4 lety +30

      EPSTIEN DIDNT KILL HIMSELF!!!

    • @kevinpersinger7957
      @kevinpersinger7957 Před 3 lety

      @jan agorn ZING!!! BAHAHAHA

    • @FatalAnarchy94
      @FatalAnarchy94 Před 3 lety

      @Aggressive Tubesock lol TDS

    • @nocthemedic2951
      @nocthemedic2951 Před 3 lety +9

      @Aggressive Tubesock factually incorrect. Not only has Trump permanently banned at Stein from his club's after discovering he was trying to pick up underage girls, Epstein's biggest Ally was actually the current head of the FBI.
      Internal documents have been released showing that the FBI has been aware of Epstein's perverse island in the horrendous crimes that happened on it for over 10 years. And they have done nothing
      once reelected Trump will actually fire that corrupt crook

    • @axp8598
      @axp8598 Před 3 lety

      @@nocthemedic2951 Crimes?
      They all looked like happy whores TBH..

  • @jimmyjager
    @jimmyjager Před 4 lety +243

    Defecate on holy relics of the imperium and even on statues of the EMPEROR OF MAN?!
    How to put the absolute maximum amount of heresy into pure words, I think that has to be it.

  • @lorzon
    @lorzon Před 4 lety +330

    This only goes to reinforce my belief that, should I find myself in the 41st Millenium, I will figure out a way to travel to an Exodite world on the perimeter of the galaxy as far from "civilized" society and live as quiet a life as possible.

    • @TH-qt5gb
      @TH-qt5gb Před 4 lety +163

      Lord of the rings - I wanna live in the Shire!
      Star Wars - I wanna live as a Jedi!
      40k - um...yeah...pass

    • @forrestdorman4870
      @forrestdorman4870 Před 4 lety +30

      lorzon then papa Nurgle will find you. No one can escape his loving embrace. Don’t run.

    • @bruh4852
      @bruh4852 Před 4 lety +63

      Dark Eldar: Yeah boi, some undefended planet!!!

    • @USS_Grey_Ghost
      @USS_Grey_Ghost Před 4 lety +37

      Dark Elder: land on planet get hit by 1000 different weapon types fired buy one man Also Dark Elder: RETREAT

    • @lostsnowman127
      @lostsnowman127 Před 4 lety +40

      Be you. Be sent to 40k.
      Add the Caveat "The Fantasy Flight Tabletop Game Edition"
      Be Rogue Trader! Get cool ship, 100%+ Morale, Freedom from some of the worst aspects
      Defeat whole purpose of being stuck in 40k
      But have a nice time.

  • @MizantropMan
    @MizantropMan Před 4 lety +119

    Great. The only place in the Galaxy that's supposed to be liveable, but NOPE, it also has horrible realities.

    • @valtersplume3726
      @valtersplume3726 Před 4 lety +23

      In the grim darkness of the far future, there's no place for anything nice.

    • @electrohalo8798
      @electrohalo8798 Před 4 lety +6

      ABANDON REASON, KNOW ONLY WAR

    • @insiainutorrt259
      @insiainutorrt259 Před 4 lety +5

      Take a real close look at reality its full of horrible realities... one might call it grim dark even...
      A lot of 40k grimdarkness is quite pedestrian and dull by comparison... for a single planet

    • @JoeSmith-sl9bq
      @JoeSmith-sl9bq Před 4 lety +2

      Not really our world is pretty chill

    • @dionjaywoollaston1349
      @dionjaywoollaston1349 Před 4 lety

      Valters Plūme the salamanders would like to know your location

  • @eldarhighelfhealermiriella7653

    Can't lie...those demoness are hot...No no no Im an Eldar, GET AWAY FROM MY MIND SLAANESH!

    • @lazyplanet5064
      @lazyplanet5064 Před 4 lety +18

      Me : I don't know , those elder chick's are pretty hot , right Titus ?
      Commissar's bolt gun : Click
      Me : However.... however , they're filthy xenos and we should purge them all , faith to the emperor - faith to the emperor !!!!

    • @kainbeamsley187
      @kainbeamsley187 Před 4 lety +4

      Oh how the turn tables.

  • @averagelifeenjoyer14
    @averagelifeenjoyer14 Před 4 lety +37

    us, relaxing on a paradise world : ah yes, finally some peace and calm
    *one lil' heretic shows up*
    In the distance : "ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME !""
    mfw ''oh no''

  • @eltonjohntubola3212
    @eltonjohntubola3212 Před 4 lety +570

    This Xeno- loli-futanari-slaanesh-tier-vore garbage must stop.

    • @andrewmontgomery6315
      @andrewmontgomery6315 Před 4 lety +9

      Bro it guud

    • @RyujinNoKami
      @RyujinNoKami Před 4 lety +8

      Bruh

    • @eltonjohntubola3212
      @eltonjohntubola3212 Před 4 lety +31

      @chocolatesquirrel100 There are none for The Emperors great wisdom had sealed all but one in the deepest darkest corners of the Black Library.

    • @myduckisonqauck7227
      @myduckisonqauck7227 Před 4 lety +13

      What about the eldar nipple torture hentai, its not THAT bad .......

    • @FukUrToS
      @FukUrToS Před 4 lety +10

      Nah. I love loli, futa, and vore ain't too bad. Only good Xenos is a sexy Xenos!

  • @WintersFinalstand
    @WintersFinalstand Před 4 lety +40

    If memory serves the navigators actually don’t engage in some of these things. Their minds are personally hardened by the Emperor and they just are not that unrelentingly sadistic.

    • @JackPhoenixCz
      @JackPhoenixCz Před 4 lety +14

      Astropaths are bound to the Emperor to protect them from the Warp. Navigators aren't, they were genetically engineered to be immune (hah) during DAoT. They tend to get a bit crazy over time. Also mutate into frogs eventually, because Dune did that.

  • @zohawn4398
    @zohawn4398 Před 4 lety +132

    the horrible realities of what its like to be the god emperor of mankind

    • @DoctorFail
      @DoctorFail Před 4 lety +7

      out of all of your caretakers, only one of them wears cloths.

    • @ethanblevins1116
      @ethanblevins1116 Před 4 lety

      There is no horrible reality about the Emperor!
      The Inquisition finds you guilty of heresy of the highest order and sentences you to death by Space Wolves execution carried out by blessed chainsword.

    • @BDR123
      @BDR123 Před 4 lety +1

      Muscle cramps capable of bringing down titans

  • @mingiasi
    @mingiasi Před 4 lety +72

    receptionist: Welcome to the pleasureplanet!
    *wh0000sh*
    receptionist: *pile of smoldering bones

  • @bullyproof5707
    @bullyproof5707 Před 4 lety +44

    Really enjoy warhammer lore. Cant do your voice for more than a minute

  • @AcZe1188
    @AcZe1188 Před 4 lety +33

    "venerate absurd things"
    shows a picture of the penitent one
    well, you never really win so it really is absurd to worship him

  • @thevanhutenslord2345
    @thevanhutenslord2345 Před 4 lety +66

    We can fix this by having an inquisitor in the world but to prevent said inquisitor from corruption an inquisitor from to time to time visits to check the inquisitir stationed

    • @caav56
      @caav56 Před 4 lety +2

      Or change the Inquisitors on shifts.

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 Před 4 lety +1

      Ipsos custodiet custodias

    • @simonchirps
      @simonchirps Před 4 lety +8

      You’d also need a third inquisitor to check on the second inquisitor and an inquisitor to check on all of them occasionally just in case... you know what, best to just exterminatus the damn planet to be on the safe side.

    • @guy-yj5dg
      @guy-yj5dg Před 4 lety +1

      I imagine 8 inquisitors sitting at a table with a big red button with "exterminatus" on it, staring at each other. One of them coughs, then they just dog pile on the button.

    • @hennerzz3460
      @hennerzz3460 Před 4 lety

      @@guy-yj5dg lol, nice image!

  • @DarwinHandy
    @DarwinHandy Před 4 lety +147

    I feel welcomed. The silky, skilled, nuanced, metered voice of the Gersh One is like a warm blanket shielding one from the corruption of the pleasures of this comment section world.

    • @DarwinHandy
      @DarwinHandy Před 4 lety +2

      I'm not done. These boys have done something that transcends the material they love and so beautifully present. They have opened their hearts to us, the groveling mass, and shown us all the magnificence that exists in each of us- the sense of wonder, the thing more interesting just beyond our reach. I honestly don't believe the two people behind this subscription know, just how much social good they do.

    • @mr.raider7865
      @mr.raider7865 Před 4 lety +5

      Assuming you don't read the wiki

  • @guardianofthetoasters2323
    @guardianofthetoasters2323 Před 4 lety +107

    Aint gonna lie slanesh got me good
    *edit*
    The moment my notification says it and the pic i saw got me click it here faster than praising the toasters

  • @masterblasterT47
    @masterblasterT47 Před 4 lety +39

    Some Inquisitors, especially those of the ordro hereticus sends their acolytes to pleasure worlds as a final test of moral and spiritual fortitude and purity before deciding whether they are worthy of becoming a full fledged agent of the golden throne. In the light of this fact it seems plausible that some Inquisitors allow pleasure worlds of ill repute to exist so they have access to a sufficiently horrific proving ground for their subordinates.
    Due to the almost limitless authority of an Inquisitor i would not be surprised if pleasure worlds controlled by either a individual inquisitor or groups of inquisitors exists.

  • @BrandonChu22
    @BrandonChu22 Před 4 lety +19

    Question: If Lucius is killed by a primaris and comes back to life does he become a chaos primaris?

    • @wardragon9438
      @wardragon9438 Před 4 lety +4

      That is a very good question

    • @placeholdername3818
      @placeholdername3818 Před 4 lety

      No the body transforms into him. He doesn't take over. And thats only if his opponent takes pleasure in his death

  • @TheTrueFeleas
    @TheTrueFeleas Před 4 lety +60

    Should rename Pleasure Worlds, Hypocrite Worlds.
    Also makes me glad I play Tyranids. They're at least honest to their nature.

    • @Crispy_Curmudgeon
      @Crispy_Curmudgeon Před 4 lety +14

      Hey Orks also honest being an Orks

    • @insiainutorrt259
      @insiainutorrt259 Před 4 lety +8

      tyranids just chew you up all dull eyed and quietly
      orks will straight up be properly honest and tell you whats up WHAAAAAAAAGH.... and so on

    • @Crispy_Curmudgeon
      @Crispy_Curmudgeon Před 4 lety +3

      @@insiainutorrt259 that's why we love Orks

    • @IAmFovos
      @IAmFovos Před 4 lety

      Just be Chaos, not hiding anything here. We let it all hang out when you embrace it.

    • @TheTrueFeleas
      @TheTrueFeleas Před 4 lety +2

      @@IAmFovos But..... Chaos hides all the time until the final moment comes when it just bursts with heresy. I mean look at all the cults that are made.

  • @SunTzuJJ
    @SunTzuJJ Před 4 lety +121

    Content is good, but the voice you are using.. it’s like you are recording somewhere and trying not to be overheard.

    • @joeshaver1104
      @joeshaver1104 Před 4 lety +4

      @@finndaffron they can't hit you anyway

    • @arniecalang4583
      @arniecalang4583 Před 4 lety +5

      It’s like he is eating the words and some syllables are not even pronounced. I had to rely on the captions which is not very informative.

    • @abysmaltyrant6
      @abysmaltyrant6 Před 3 lety +1

      a gene stealer's blood splatters on the wall 100 meters behind him after being boltered is more audible than this heretics whispers

  • @F41LZZz
    @F41LZZz Před 4 lety +104

    i find it really hard to listen to how he speaks. its really weird and would be better if he just read it out like normal

  • @Enetso
    @Enetso Před 4 lety +197

    The inflection in this guy's voice makes this video almost impossible to watch.

    • @Taliesyn42
      @Taliesyn42 Před 4 lety +12

      Almost? I started grinding my teeth at 2:40, and was done ten seconds later.

    • @YeshuaForeverLives
      @YeshuaForeverLives Před 4 lety +2

      Yep. Can't do it lol.

    • @Felibar311
      @Felibar311 Před 4 lety +5

      It’s so breathy and each word ends in like a whisper. I dunno if he’s trying to be dramatic or if it’s his normal voice but I just can’t do it.

    • @lorettamowell8764
      @lorettamowell8764 Před 4 lety

      Chills has entered the chat

    • @alephkasai9384
      @alephkasai9384 Před 4 lety +4

      He's probably a worshipper of Slaanesh

  • @doc_havoc00heavywing37
    @doc_havoc00heavywing37 Před 4 lety +18

    Who you going call. Black Templars

    • @guy-yj5dg
      @guy-yj5dg Před 4 lety +2

      "do you hear that"? in the distance *angry black Templar noises slowly growing louder*

  • @michaelsmith254
    @michaelsmith254 Před 4 lety +15

    I love this one, even the Navigators have a dark side!

  • @insomniasnacks6610
    @insomniasnacks6610 Před 4 lety +6

    The real psychological depravities were the monotone monologues we met along the way

  • @YeagerBomb-ww3bn
    @YeagerBomb-ww3bn Před 4 lety +25

    Question: Does the Imperial Guard, Navy, and or Astarties have some kind of leave (vacation time) given to them for rest or is there no rest for the worriers of the Imperium?

    • @laith17lalith56
      @laith17lalith56 Před 4 lety +17

      They usually do not last long enought for the so call rest they need. They either die or get made into a space marine.

    • @THEGRUMPTRUCK
      @THEGRUMPTRUCK Před 4 lety +7

      Many but not all Astartes chapters find free time as a waste, or if it is allowed they are encouraged to continue in quiet prayer, worship, reverence, or praise to the emperor. During such times they are allowed to mingle but often they speak of heroic deeds and the most loyal of causes, sharing tales of legend among their own chapter but keeping humble under the watchful spirit of the emperor of man.

    • @razor1uk610
      @razor1uk610 Před 4 lety +2

      There is the transit time between systems and warp/immaterium transit routes to various sectors, within and around the Imperium, that can take at least many weeks to months or years for those enroute in a ship on active deployemnt, secondment or relocation for the humans being transported, say for example, for regiments of Guardsmen moving between postings etc. Some are moved to a reduced duty on temporary garrison duty on some rear-area or lesser dangerous worlds for R&R, refitting & requiping, and or awaiting new, fresher or 'scratch' recruits and forces to restock (or merge with) the ranks with.
      I would think the Imperial Navy would being mostly relatively normal non-Astartes humans, be similar to the Guard. Of course, their is the dis-similar methods, brass politics, power structures, corps/unit etc traditions, strategic and tactical theologies of esprit d'corps of the rival regiments, units, squadrons, squads and if any of those reach a level achieving some rank, position, untilitarian minimum or class distinction to be able to earn or be granted some level of basic leave, R&R or temporary reduced active duty.

    • @YeagerBomb-ww3bn
      @YeagerBomb-ww3bn Před 4 lety

      @@razor1uk610 thanks for the information.

    • @bsmit208
      @bsmit208 Před 4 lety

      Salamander Space Marines visit family and often are Tribal chieftains to Nocturnian humans, so they must get some leave time.

  • @Zombiewithabowtie
    @Zombiewithabowtie Před 4 lety +18

    8:14 I don't know about the rest of you, but these Pleasure Worlds sound pretty *Blasphemous* to me...

  • @Vuntermonkey
    @Vuntermonkey Před 4 lety +14

    So... pleasure worlds are a trap. Got it.

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 Před 4 lety +4

      Stay away from the cults.

  • @Maximilian_Romus
    @Maximilian_Romus Před 4 lety +24

    I don't like how you narrate and half-whisper. It's unpleasant to listen to and annoying.

    • @arniecalang4583
      @arniecalang4583 Před 4 lety +4

      Difficult to follow even though he had great content.

  • @Marcus-pt1je
    @Marcus-pt1je Před 4 lety +301

    Dude what's up with the way you're talking. It sounds so unnatural.

    • @kalandarkclaw8892
      @kalandarkclaw8892 Před 4 lety +68

      Sounds like he is hiding in a closet and whispering so he doesn't wake anyone up

    • @RezaQin
      @RezaQin Před 4 lety +51

      Ah pleashuure WUUURLD

    • @durakeno5575
      @durakeno5575 Před 4 lety +16

      @@RezaQin Imperium of Mein

    • @ghanphol
      @ghanphol Před 4 lety +26

      He talks exactly like the star wars channels, but with an even weirder accent.
      There must be a training camp or something. Hundreds of people talking with the same strange cadence about scifi lore.

    • @JeremySmith-ve2ur
      @JeremySmith-ve2ur Před 4 lety +6

      I barely even noticed the way he starts and stops like the mysteries at the museum guy, because of how evident it is that he has a deficult time swallowing his saliva.
      Both of those things are most likely symptomatic of trying to do it all in one take. I would suggest that instead he should take his time breath mabye even get a sip of watter in between sentences and then edit out the gaps that way it would sound more like Philip Defranco and less like Neal Goldman.

  • @davidfox6246
    @davidfox6246 Před 4 lety +32

    I’m not certain which is more disturbing the pleasure worlds or the guys weird accent

    • @FinWalrus
      @FinWalrus Před 4 lety +7

      I would say accent and pronunciation.

    • @arniecalang4583
      @arniecalang4583 Před 4 lety

      It seems like he is purposefully not pronouncing some syllables and rather whispering them. It’s difficult to follow.

  • @samuelliller5118
    @samuelliller5118 Před 4 lety +6

    Suggestion (not for horrible realities) - 40 facts on lord Castellan Creed, Necron Tesseract Labyrinths, or the conversation between the emperor and the last religious priest of terra during the unification wars, if any of those weren’t already done

  • @samuelrodriguez9801
    @samuelrodriguez9801 Před 4 lety +5

    I wonder what the Salamanders and Black Templars would think of this.

  • @cutlass23
    @cutlass23 Před 4 lety +30

    I literally had to turn on auto generated subtitles to understand this tbh.

    • @SKC-uc7rw
      @SKC-uc7rw Před 4 lety +8

      Agreed, I find the speaker to be hard to follow. I'm genuinely interested in what he has to say but I can't enjoy listening to this.

    • @pprice8635
      @pprice8635 Před 4 lety +1

      You no english?

    • @arniecalang4583
      @arniecalang4583 Před 4 lety +3

      Same here. It seems like he is purposefully not pronouncing some syllables which makes it very difficult to follow. I turned on the captions but it isn’t much information.

  • @finnkennard-campbell4158
    @finnkennard-campbell4158 Před 4 lety +46

    Use the patreon money to buy a voice actor

  • @buckrodgers1162
    @buckrodgers1162 Před 4 lety +9

    Is it just me, or does it sound like there is a whisper behind Girshwan's voice-over?

  • @paxbaldurexe6590
    @paxbaldurexe6590 Před 4 lety +14

    So I'm just gonna point out that I as a hard core fan and someone who has read his fair share of codexs, of the ffg rpg books and studied extensive sections of the lexicanum, the fandom wiki, and even the cancer which is 1d4 chan can tell you without a doubt in my mind 90% of this is wrong. And it's very simple as to why, navigators don't have psychic powers never did, the 3rd eye is a special tool which though has unique and powerful abilities is incapable of achieving such devestation without one gazing upon the eye. This was explained not only in 1st all the way through 8th but also explained in many books and the rpg written by final fantasy games. If one was simply to close their eyes the 3rd eye is harmless as stated by the ability stated in all hosts of novels and the game mechanics themselves. I do not know where he got this information but this is more likely to be speculation than actual fact. Read the books if you're interested, go buy them online, just understand to simply trust ones word is to be fooled. (Multiple sources will controdict what he says is fact. Research it yourselves if you dont believe me.)

  • @Pr0c3lla
    @Pr0c3lla Před 4 lety +4

    When the video started I was expecting the sweet voice of Luetin. I was disappointed.

  • @the-letter_s
    @the-letter_s Před 4 lety +2

    I didn't realize this was a series until you pointed it out, but now that I think about it it makes sense that a universe like Warhammer 40K would have a series dedicated to horrible things in it.

  • @roberthill5549
    @roberthill5549 Před 4 lety +19

    Much of Warhammer 40k makes little rational sense. And that is why we enjoy it so much. This, however, is irrational to a thoroughly absurd degree.
    Can you imagine the Emperor of Man, who will Exterminatus an entire planet simply to deny resources, would allow this form of heresy to fester directly in the heart of it's most important ruling class?
    Nope. Sorry. This is exactly what happened to the Eldar. And if the Emperor is anything, he is *not* stupid enough to not learn from the devastating failures of others. This type of behavior would be dealt with ruthlessly and immediately, if only for the sake of preserving the Empire.
    Keep the Dark Eldar lore specific to the Dark Eldar.
    That being said, enjoyable video. I don't blame the creator. I blame the lazy authors recycling lore for shock effect. Inevitable corruption is fine, to a limited degree, but such lengths of it would be a bigger threat to Man than Xenos.

    • @manw3bttcks
      @manw3bttcks Před 2 lety +2

      The Emperor has been gone for thousands of years, maybe these pleasure worlds only started up after the horus heresy. Locked in the golden throne, the emperor can't communicate, all he can do is fight chaos with his psi powers

    • @bendover-sz1sv
      @bendover-sz1sv Před rokem

      well i mean you should blame the creator because he shows 0 sources knowing that 99% of what he says is just wrong

  • @acledm4474
    @acledm4474 Před 4 lety +12

    Suggestions The day of a Custode.
    What custodes do in there normal day. War times and non war times

  • @greencat-ic6ij
    @greencat-ic6ij Před 4 lety +4

    what happens on a pleasure planet stays on a pleasure planet

  • @robertl7428
    @robertl7428 Před 3 lety +3

    When you want to talk about pleasure worlds but your parents are asleep one room over

  • @phreakazoith2237
    @phreakazoith2237 Před 4 lety +3

    Those Pleasure Worlders are lucky that Sororitas and BlackTemplars don't go on vacation are they? "Dear Chaptermaster, I've just arrived on the paradise world. The beaches are way cool, the rooms are spatious, the drinks are good and I'm watching some stuff the folks do for leisure here and...HERESY!!!!!" And thus the cleansing of Casperia Prime started.

  • @communist-hippie
    @communist-hippie Před 2 lety +3

    LiTTle bIt hARd, to lISTEn, to tHE nARRA--Tor.

  • @Huma270490
    @Huma270490 Před 3 lety +1

    *Pleasure world*
    Slaanesh : uhm...!
    Inquisition: uhm...!

  • @endmysuffering3317
    @endmysuffering3317 Před 3 lety +1

    Still posting one vid a day, even if i dont actively watch warhammer vids, that dedication alone to what you love is anazing and has earned my sub ❤️

    • @bendover-sz1sv
      @bendover-sz1sv Před rokem

      its even more impressive that he comes up with all this new "canon" everyday its so informational!

  • @comradecommissar311
    @comradecommissar311 Před 3 lety +2

    So basically the whole 40k universe is nightmare fuel

  • @captaintrainer9490
    @captaintrainer9490 Před 4 lety +3

    Waking up in Krieg or Cadia is a horrible reality in itself

  • @zakhaevshub4735
    @zakhaevshub4735 Před 4 lety

    Nice video bro,this is the channel where i know most of the 40k lore 👍👍👍

  • @trident1012
    @trident1012 Před 4 lety +3

    sugestion: Please, could you make an updated 40 facts of Raven Guard? Since primaris are introduced into the chapter, I am curius to see the effects of the new sheed on it (chapter).

  • @lwangsness9734
    @lwangsness9734 Před 4 lety +1

    Navigator: is on pleasure world.
    Me: staring contest let's go.

  • @magr7424
    @magr7424 Před 4 lety +10

    Finaly some sexuality in 40k

  • @mephisto40
    @mephisto40 Před 4 lety +4

    This would be much better if you weren't half whispering the entire time

  • @adamshattuck1985
    @adamshattuck1985 Před 4 lety +1

    and this is why i believe the smurf commander in charge is the only hope. the emperors husk is gone and i believe whatever communication he had in that meeting with his father was something along the lines of "these dumb fucks have enslved me onto this eternal throne and commit heresy, rot, and are no better than the savages i fought to unify us-destroy them all or bring them in line".

  • @svagglaorde4387
    @svagglaorde4387 Před 4 lety +1

    When will there be an If the Emperor had a TTS episode about these pleasure worlds? I wanna see Kitten play UNO against the Chaos Gods.

  • @hughgedney3393
    @hughgedney3393 Před 4 lety

    A very great video OneMindSyndicate.

  • @R0gueM
    @R0gueM Před 3 lety +1

    Man, if I was on a pleasure world, I’d wake up in the morning, sit out on the porch, and enjoy the rising sun. Quiet and peaceful. Oh, and can’t forget the coffee.

    • @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225
      @blackheartzerotheundergrou3225 Před 3 lety

      Meanwhile your neighbors are trying to blow each other up with their brains and engaging in actual devil worship...

  • @dcox5555
    @dcox5555 Před 4 lety +2

    Sounds like heresy to me! Time to break out The cyclonic torpedos and turn pleasure into Fiery Redemption!

  • @PauaP
    @PauaP Před 4 lety +9

    Imagine the amount of STD positive does that world have...

    • @LAV-III
      @LAV-III Před 4 lety +3

      Nurgle would be having a field day there

    • @caav56
      @caav56 Před 4 lety +3

      @@LAV-III Nurgle AND Slaanesh, waltzing together and spreading their "gifts".

  • @Bangcat
    @Bangcat Před 4 lety +2

    Did you do one for pirates of 40k yet? Not many touch on em. They're a bit different often, but can be in league with, rogue traders.

  • @ZacharyReaper
    @ZacharyReaper Před 4 lety +5

    I'll need the link of the pict used in the thumbnail.

    • @Dafuqinator7
      @Dafuqinator7 Před 4 lety

      Ask and ye shall recieve: www.artstation.com/artwork/4d60k

  • @Proiteus
    @Proiteus Před 4 lety +1

    I got one for ya in honor of Orktober: The Horrible Realities of Life as a Grot! :D

  • @WonderWeezul
    @WonderWeezul Před 4 lety +30

    1 minute in and the way the chap speaks is unbearable... looks like a popular enough video, so fair play to those of you who are made of sterner stuff than me :)

  • @1Maklak
    @1Maklak Před 4 měsíci

    Be careful not to cross my gaze.
    - Carria Orsellio, a Navigator

  • @zakhaevshub4735
    @zakhaevshub4735 Před 4 lety +1

    For the next Video can you explore more about the DAOT era,like the human army,human ship or etc ?

  • @spagandhi
    @spagandhi Před 4 lety +3

    Wow this decadence and lustful existence sure is great!
    Wait what do you mean by the “Eldar”

  • @Sleepy_Apocalypse
    @Sleepy_Apocalypse Před 4 lety +1

    OMG Your voice my guy! I almost clicked off the video but I really wanted to hear more about this topic.

  • @Oroberus
    @Oroberus Před 4 lety +1

    I'm curious what your actual sources are for those stated facts, outside of fanfics

  • @jackbrightside
    @jackbrightside Před 4 lety +1

    I've been watching alot of 40k videos and I love the lore and universe, can anyone direct me to some books or other media to start getting deeper into the franchise?

  • @dukeofmania6504
    @dukeofmania6504 Před 4 lety +2

    The worst reality of all is being a Kriegsmen on a Paradise world.

  • @truffelnootje
    @truffelnootje Před 4 lety +1

    what is the name of that song in the end? when he sign's out. it's awesome

    • @Outland9000
      @Outland9000 Před 4 lety

      'Municipal Vice - I thought I had seen it all' czcams.com/video/DCZpcYPyQRA/video.html
      If you like that sort of thing check out 'Ours Samplus' and if your feeling a bit more adventurous have a look at 'N'to'. Maybe start with 'La Clé Des Champs' or 'Trauma (Worakls Remix)'.

  • @schembizzi
    @schembizzi Před 4 lety

    Interesting video. I've never played any of these games or read anything about Warhammer 40k. A video about the movie "Event Horizon" pointed me this way.

  • @theursinemaster
    @theursinemaster Před 4 lety +3

    Do the agriculture or feudal planets next

  • @mariamoreno5651
    @mariamoreno5651 Před 4 lety

    Great video it's about time

  • @j-rod5930
    @j-rod5930 Před rokem

    11:08 great video but I'm genuinely surprised that youtube hasn't taken it down for this picture alone.

  • @lorettamowell8764
    @lorettamowell8764 Před 4 lety

    3:38 Audio glitch freaked me out for a second. I was like 'greeeaaat, fucking Slaanesh warping my mind already' LOL

  • @wewyllenium
    @wewyllenium Před 4 lety

    I don't have much. I liked :D Please continue your work. Cheers.

  • @xeskistiken2801
    @xeskistiken2801 Před 4 lety

    What is the name of the song in the ending.
    Found it, turns out all i had to do is read the description 😅

  • @samgourhan207
    @samgourhan207 Před 4 lety +1

    What is the creature with the tooth tounge @ 9:16. Thank you

  • @abz998
    @abz998 Před 4 lety +4

    Why does the hive world still seem like the safest place in the galaxy?

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking Před 4 lety +3

      Probably because the corruption is right there on the surface so it doesn't catch anyone by surprise and they have procedures in place to deal with it?

    • @bossshun9
      @bossshun9 Před 4 lety +1

      Or the corruption is so well hidden that nothing comes to light until all is perfectly balanced or going accordingly to plan.

  • @benjaminloeal8611
    @benjaminloeal8611 Před 4 lety +1

    Suggestion: necrons, great job

  • @theseknotsu9619
    @theseknotsu9619 Před 3 lety

    Imagine the captain decided to go down with the enemy warships and you're just a navigator.

  • @victorherrerawitzel4446

    That British royal estate looking wild

  • @leadersupreme4435
    @leadersupreme4435 Před 4 lety +1

    Suggestion: tyranids, wowwwwww great video

  • @deadsetanime7102
    @deadsetanime7102 Před 4 lety

    That was very good.

  • @irishdevildog5515
    @irishdevildog5515 Před 4 lety +2

    All Hale Lord slanesh! For he gives me the pleasure beyond which I have known

  • @Masonicon
    @Masonicon Před 4 lety

    More reason I can't worry over actual settings of things like 40k whatever I make crossovers

  • @CamandoGod
    @CamandoGod Před 4 lety

    I like this man's voice. Subscribed.

  • @abysmaltyrant6
    @abysmaltyrant6 Před 3 lety

    BROTHER!!! I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY HEAVY FLAMER!!!

  • @cainmagnetic9796
    @cainmagnetic9796 Před 4 lety +1

    "Ahhh finally some peace and quiet near a clean waterfall on a unpoluted planet what can go wrong?"
    *Dude with black leather boots and underwear w/ choker around neck cracking a whip*: AY YOU GUYS EVER HEAR OF SLANESH MAN?!

  • @jamiehutber9754
    @jamiehutber9754 Před 4 lety

    Such great information :D
    Oh my... another interesting voice :)

  • @chaos9731
    @chaos9731 Před 4 lety +1

    Lol pleasure is Slaanesh's main deal of course you're gonna get chaos cultists

  • @duffmanohno1446
    @duffmanohno1446 Před 4 lety

    Im glad to see BowserVids is starting to branch out into 40k