jerma and ster talking about stretching and being flexible boys from both perspectives

lined up their facecams from when i was making the ster making jerma uncomfortable compilations. this bit is arguably more important than the mona lisa and i thought i should upload and preserve it. stay flexible 😉

[@epicgamer-ur1wg]

3:23 so cute

[@arsonclips]

fav part (=^ ◡ ^=)

[@alisonnyanyannya]

so kawaii desu nya!!!!!!! ?>.

[@alisonnyanyannya]

@@arsonclips ☆～（ゝ。∂）

[@grime69]

They synced 😢

[@Gibdoh]

Jerma's in a bathrobe getting FLUSTERED at the thought of a FLEXIBLE and vigorous ster BENDING OVER in front of him. The fics just write themselves

[@mlokgerm]

Waiting for the influx of new sterma fics on Ao3

[@lfwalrus]

Incred reference

[@s-idney]

Jerma getting flustered thinking about his husband zucking himself

[@angusmcclelland4862]

Real

[@reigen_arataka_fan9681]

Fuck yes

[@pravkdey]

Soon he'll need a new hobby 😢

[@s-idney]

@@pravkdey simple. Homie-Hole.

[@hkrockets]

@@reigen_arataka_fan9681 u have a mental illness

[@birdflox1337]

If jerma ever saw a professional contortionist he would have a panic attack

[@jello7601]

I read cartoonist at first and was so fucking confused at what the correlation was lmfao

[@sarmin8008]

He'd freak out at a cartoonist too as he would witness his creator@@jello7601

[@lukewarm_lemon_tea]

​@@jello7601 I read it as cartoonist and it somehow made sense to me

[@the_Red_Star]

you can tell that right after this moment 0:50 is when star realised he successfully got in jerma's head, and he had to keep up the topic to mess with him more

[@typh2630]

Nah this was genuinely just jermas brain not registering something as simple as stretching, in the past tense at that. What ster was saying was completely comprehensible, but jermas brain just somehow omitted hearing a huge portion of what ster was talking about. One of the rare moments ster is genuinely not trying to mess with him, he’s just sharing a story. Further proved by the end of this video as ster is genuinely baffled how he managed to mix all that up.

[@B_dev]

jerma misinterpreting everything makes his life way goofier than it actually is

[@555qquinn]

jerma says he's taking a break 3:38
jerma ACTUALLY leaves and takes a break 8:32

[@ShialeeHeart]

IT TOOK HIM SO FUCKING LONG TO LEAVE

[@dustykh]

Actually took 5 minutes to take a 5 minute break

[@cardrabitt1159]

I love how their respective communities have conditioned them into being
Like
Whatever this is

[@seignee]

the spacing on this comment kills me its so funny

[@Lakefruit]

@@seigneei fucking love it because it’s exactly how jerma would SAY it

[@David-gr1do]

Methinks it is called “gay” 👍🏽

[@hopefullyhelping6664]

Imagine getting Pavlov’d by teenagers on the internet

[@toadstoolk1d]

jerma and ster rib removal stream

[@Hedgpig]

Ster should've done it one last time and broke his back forever just to prove a point

[@n1ck-nack]

Underrated comment

[@conorjglennon]

When these two are together they always say they need stimuli otherwise they’ll have nothing to talk about. Yet when they are playing games or have some other sort of stimuli they don’t actually do anything with it and just talk for 50 minutes about nothing, and those are the best moments.

[@rosaviolet428]

The absolute best indeed😂

[@eliohelios7947]

I'm gonna need a demonstration. From both of them.

[@noaag]

Selfsuck cam next stream or riot

[@angusmcclelland4862]

On eachother

[@ItsRyanHello]

@@angusmcclelland4862 at the same time.

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

​@@ItsRyanHello in an airplane

[@HaplessOne]

Yall are zorny af lmao

[@bfors8498]

the one small piece of sound treatment foam on the door kills me

[@Leo_Zeo_Lhang]

Weird, ster usually isn't this spicy without a couple of martinis.

[@thatsixeyedguyy5480]

“What da FUCK?”

[@cozybones4644]

wine wife

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

Whenever these two are together they get really high off of each other.

[@Hajfena63]

And Jerma didn't even look at the joke...

[@gordonf5553]

I quote this regularly

[@holly5234]

Ster has 100% done this atleast once

[@kevinqi7992]

everywhere i look a trans liyue qixing shows up

[@familyplayer1]

Every man has tried at least once, they are lying otherwise

[@cgijokerman5787]

​@@kevinqi7992 what?

[@Brodobo]

@@cgijokerman5787 pfp

[@thomsen256]

ooooh more than once. I know guys like him hahaha

[@Huniebun_]

I think the only two people who can make Jerma this flustered is Ster and Holly

[@soupisfornoobs4081]

Did you mean ster

[@Huniebun_]

@@soupisfornoobs4081 yes sorry I peeped the horror my brain is kinda fuzzy

[@LvnarNeko]

To be fair to Jerma, I had the exact same response when my roommate was doing yoga and did what Ster was describing where I had a minor panic cause it kind of broke what I thought was possible with the human body

[@Leo_Zeo_Lhang]

If I remember correctly jerma thought ster was able to put his face on the ground while sitting in a chair not sitting on the ground which is why he thought it was impossible. I have no idea why jerma's brain went from sitting on the ground to a chair when they were talking about the reach test. Don't ever think you can relate to the thought process of this sociopath.

[@halowaffle25]

​@@Leo_Zeo_Lhang No jerma was definitely thinking about being able to suck your own dick.

[@m.7484]

@@Leo_Zeo_Lhangoh my god, for like months every time I’ve seen this clip I’ve thought that they were talking about standing up straight and reaching your toes. I didn’t even consider the possibility of sitting on the floor. So I was picturing him bending over and touching his nose to the floor.

[@Leo_Zeo_Lhang]

@@m.7484 lmao! At least it isn't as bad as jerma thinking he was sitting in a chair lol. You can look up a pic of the sit and reach test they're talking about. It's a common test schools use and it's done on the floor.

[@violetjade64]

jerma literally giving gay panic. like sus levels of it

[@reedwilliams1868]

The E3 stream is still one of my favorites. It was basically just a Jerma and Ster podcast

[@ballsgmaing]

stermacast

[@thelegalsystem]

Put this in the "Jerma is more deranged than ster" file.
Its a LONG file.

[@geroni211]

Watch the "ster unhinged clips compilation" and say that again

[@nik12937]

Jerma was genuinely the one that made all of this weird.

[@juiceyborger]

this is a little niche but ster unironically has the most fuckin beautiful nose profile.

[@rko2016]

jerma really is from another planet, it's not even that rare to see people do this, go to yoga class and ask the teacher

[@kiwaminski]

I think he assumed ster meant that he could bend down to the floor whilst sitting on a chair.

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

Jerma is so zorny that he hears about ster being flexible and IMMEDIATELY thinks about the self zucc

[@Smung]

All of that cause jerma happend to zone out after 0:28

[@aisha.a]

hearing the first part about bending caused his brain to melt which made him miss the rest of that sentence. Hashtag relatable

[@leocreatesvideos]

3:38 he's so dramatic. what a theatre kid.

[@neonredhex]

There's something so hilarious about the fact that they both barely exchanged a single word before they both understood the implication with Ster being able to stretch that far

[@-ljk-]

Ster should not stand this HATE for flexible boys😢

[@CrabQueen]

Jerma is so mad he's never seen a contortionist

[@basementmeat5186]

jeremiah has never seen someone rly flexible do the pike before

[@thomsen256]

I know some guys that could blow his... mind

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

Face of a an Angel, mind of a Zorn Fiend.

[@aniyilator]

jerma NEVER lets ster cook 😫

[@whebshow6610]

ok i'm going to give myself some credit here for already doing this in a comp, but thank you for preserving the FULL conversation. an all-timer bit

[@whebshow6610]

also how the heck did it not occur to me to flip jerma's facecam around so they were actually facing each other LMAO

[@ChelseyK1ng]

I'm having a heart attack here laughing about jerma misunderstanding ster so bad 😂😂😂😂😂 help

[@arrowheaded]

I don't get it 😭 why is ster being inappropriate, it sounds normal to me

[@marchwhitlock6455]

Jerma self-reporting his dirty mind.

[@arrowheaded]

@@marchwhitlock6455 okay damn, jerma a freak

[@the_Red_Star]

because he realised that jerma was uncomfortable and it was a perfect opportunity to keep messing with him

[@conorjglennon]

Jerma thinking he’s on about the impossible task of men using their mouth on a specific area and it being impossible as opposed to leaning forward, head included, until his face touches the ground

[@jmbkpo]

Nasty andy

[@FelixtheMaid]

alot of energy coming from this conversation😊

[@grandmabiscuits]

i can still lean over to the point i can put my face on the floor like ster could. years of being a dancer babeyyyyy

[@aaaeeeooo1]

what a bunch of cuties

[@worbjorb]

2:07 gaslighting andy

[@thomsen256]

He never answered the question about watching those videos. He just changed the subject 🤣

[@B_dev]

massive bisexual energy

[@MAN1CXD]

Sters nose looks perfectly flat

[@noarmsnolife6665]

i know my attachment is unhealthy. but do i care?

[@cheekywombat9208]

Yes, you do. You care so _so_ *_so_* much about the detrimental effect of your state of being attached towards your health.

[@deamooz9810]

Strive in it

[@ventu2295]

Thank you! I never knew i wanted these edits of their facecams facing each other! well done

[@kai_fatallysapphic]

remember doing summersaults as a kid? I could do them backwards, for some reason I thought it was super impressive, I can still do it.

[@poagy]

i love summersualts it’s so fun to just roll around like a little pillbug

[@Macc985]

you are my lifeline arsonn

[@sideswipebl]

I saw this live and had their streams synced up, it was a magical experience

[@Peachy_Edits]

That was once in a lifetime

[@alisonnyanyannya]

I have to say im a huge fan of your work. Uninteresting objects with interesting music is one of the best playlists ever made. please add more videos.

[@fishsticxz]

has jerma never seen a ballet dancer

[@damieiuz]

Thank you arson I've been searching for ster's perspective

[@baaaldur]

6:25 i love jerma's little moments of insanity

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Jerma had to take a 5 minute break because he was getting too,, uh, “Flustered” by the conversation

[@leocreatesvideos]

Thank you for the video, Arson! I always wanted to see Ster's perspective, but I could never find the vod.

[@alisonnyanyannya]

e mona lisa remember whem i saw the da vinki twins in paris days before they accounced that they were in paris and people didn;y beliebe me

[@leporinedivine]

i whebelieve you7.77…

[@alisonnyanyannya]

@@leporinedivine thnak u

[@MechaMike]

This moment is always one of the funniest jerma/ Star moments, every time I see it it makes me laugh

[@BukiFox]

"I LIVED IT"

[@badger6882]

This sounds like those AI text to speech president videos that are popular recently

[@alucard6292]

Why

[@juicedup14]

Godskin nobles

[@citrus-eater]

i just knew who the uploader is just by reading the vid title

[@gaysfortrump2024]

it baffles me that a psychopath like jerma can't comprehend stretching

[@gaysfortrump2024]

maybe because he's 50 years old and has arthritis he can't remember ever being able to touch his toes

[@pineconesnowstorm]

5:22 he's manipulating him he's such a psycho

[@crackedemerald4930]

Arson you're a menace to western society, please continue posting more weird videos.

[@Prawnsly]

kinda hard to tell if Jerma is playing it up or if he is genuinely that slow

[@Chillerll]

The more I watch him the more I think he is that slow. It's okay though, he is a comedy guy. Not everybody needs to be smart.

[@Numbabu]

Don’t be mean :(

[@thelegom7116]

@@ChillerllJerma is probably a very intelligent person, he has been able to formulate and orchestrate some of the most convoluted and impressive streams on twitch and is able to improvise comedy at the drop of a hat. Being socially awkward or misinterpreting things in a conversation doesn’t make you stupid. Social intelligence isn’t everything.

[@Prawnsly]

@@thelegom7116 I think that's why we chose the words "a little slow" instead of mislabeling him as "unintelligent"

[@Prawnsly]

@@Numbabu We all love Jerma man, no meanness intended. No person is perfect, it's okay to be a little critical about the people you respect! I think Jerma would be the first to admit he can be a little distracted and unaware sometimes - and that humility and decency is a big part of why everyone looks up to him, myself included. Jerma is a wonderful person.

[@mythcat1273]

Jerma says ge has a long body but he isn't even 5' yet...

[@djcoolgirl43]

now what is that title

[@-KippeCatapus-]

HE'S NOT JEALOUS HE'S GAAAAAAY

[@ShialeeHeart]

I can do the thing at 0:50 it's honestly super cool
I can just go flat

[@alisonnyanyannya]

3:38 okay f_______

[@exeterd9]

Happy international miku day

[@alisonnyanyannya]

@@exeterd9 omg... ty 39 :3

[@violetjade64]

get his ass

[@wentan-fy4yv]

are you the same arson who leaked that no-fly list this year

[@struwuberrysoda6151]

yes

[@fishsticxz]

most likely not, that was maia arson crimew

[@struwuberrysoda6151]

@@fishsticxz no its def the same arson

[@violetjade64]

@@struwuberrysoda6151 why are you lying

[@struwuberrysoda6151]

@@violetjade64 cuz its funny :3c

[@execolle1337]

ster rides a bmx?? +2

[@YOUAREANIDIOTHAHAHAHAHA1]

The writers really outdid themselves on this