What if ASEAN and the EU Fought?
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- čas přidán 24. 11. 2023
- The Association of Southeast Asian Nations and the European Union are two of the best regional organisations in the world. They both aim to promote cooperation and integration among their member countries.
But what if these two regions decide to declare war on each other?
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2:02 “ayo trees are talking!”
USA flashbacks: Oh no-
ASEAN better pull Serbia in the alliance for this one 💀
Fr fr
My thoughts exactly lol
Nah they should get india
@@SanNguyen-cy7iy India, Japan, and South Korea already become EU and US lapdog
China, North Korea, and Russia in the other hand
Its a joke, because serbia once want to be part of asean for no reason @@SanNguyen-cy7iy
Honestly no one would win, ASEAN would just do what Vietnam did against the US in the past and asean wouldn’t be militarily strong enough to invade Europe. ASEAN wouldn’t benefit from a long term war because they would just get bombed out of all progress made militarily or technologically and Europe would suffer large anti war riots even worse than when the USA bombed Vietnam because of way better communication technologies as well as the large Muslim population residing in both Europe and south east Asia so it would just basically be a Vietnam war on a larger scale
France easily took Vietnam, Europe isn't USA, thank the sun.
Depends on the situation and who started the war, if asean started it the EU wouldnt have any anti war riots
2:01 ayo the trees are talking
Only in Vietnam
@@Partisanarmy no… don’t kill me
@@thanhtung6119 "no don't kill me" 💀
American Veterans be like :
@@Partisanarmy vietnam is a part of ASEAN, so it's possible that they'll teach other ASEAN's countries the same tactic once the war actually started
ASEAN: burning hot climate
EU: probably cold climate
As an south east asian yes we're dying from heatstroke.
@@victorygigano
@@MorenoMbatu yes
@@MorenoMbatuyea, in the phillipines we deal with averages of temperature around 35~50
@@MorenoMbatudude’s arguing with a person who basically knows more about the region than
Who is team asean👇
Lol there is no comment... yet
me
Not me
Me
0:07 😅🎉😅🎉😅🎉😂😊
"ASEAN has a geographical disadvantage"
The 50+ Volcanoes:
The thick forest:
The hot climate:
The thousands of islands:
You forgot the talking trees
And the thousands of hills
and shit tons of insects like mosquitos:
They forgot about list in ASEAN
1. Vietnam *flashbacks*
2. Overproud Pinoys
3. Indonesian Volcanoes
4. Mountains
5. Guerilla Warfare
6. Tunnel Warfare
7. They Have Strong Allies
8. Weapons *slippers and hangers*
9. People who never Surrender
10. Blah blah blah
Two of the biggest economic alliances fighting each other is awesome, now I'd like to see what would happen if the ASEAN and the EU allied to fight BRICS
But BRICS is an economic alliance too
@@Lightingninja yeah, that's what I'm saying
Nah, It'd be more interesting if ASEAN and BRICS join forces to fight EU and US domination
one China economy alone dominate EU and ASEAN combined. You may as well throw in Japan and S Korea, it doesn't even affect anything. China has evolved from global trade, to domestic market, to now everyone desperate to get into Chinese market.
The EU is also a military alliance. They have their combined command structure and have treaties that state all members must stand in solidarity against external threats.
Idk enough about ASEAN to say whether they are one or not though so you may be right about them.
BRICS is an alliance in name only. Their 2 most promising members (China and india) are at each others throats and would never fight alongside each other. South africa is a failed state at this point and Russia has lost most of its modern systems in ukraine and would thus easily get rolled by europe in the case of a war.
China has a capable military, but the terrain for the defending asean members favours them. And with the EU naval superiority they could easily blockade chinas economy and cause them to collapse.
"Ayo the trees are talking" got me 💀💀💀
"ASEAN has a geographical disadvantage"
The Great Plain:
how the fuck the germans almost won the european continent:
how the fuck the french almost won the european continent:
well most Asean are built up of thousands of islands, but idk
That's stupid because they're right next to each other and have similar climates
I mean it would be considered if ASEAN managed not only make a beachhead operation overlord style but also captured the northern Eastern part of France
Or
Russia support ASEAN by giving them military access
Don’t those start in the Eastern Europe?
How the fuck did japan almost won the asian continent:
EU: Mountains, Plains, Rivers, Telecommunications and Common Cold
ASEAN: Mountains, Jungles, Rivers, Dengue and Malaria
Geographical borders work as defence
Bhutan:🗿
Nepal:🗿
Damn you deserve getting 100k with this content you make
Where would they even fight? The middle east?
Yeah. It's really gotta be hard to find a battling ground. (Also, nah. Involving the Middle East would just be a pain for both EU and ASEAN)
Then the Arab League joining the battle.
@@bangpalin8653Arab league, Iran and Turkey. And probably India and Russian intervention because of geographical reason. Heck, thats just WW3
@@life_is_a_myth not hard at all, considering centuries of history including recent events, EU would likely be the one who invade ASEAN, as always
@@bangpalin8653 they would most likely sided with ASEAN in this
Im an ASEAN member, EU wins
This channel should be more than a 200k subscribers
yoooo, if asean moms and dads be fighting they gonna bring some slippers and belts
You fr bring the talking tree humour😭
The EU is hard to units because they war on each other and ASEAN is easy to units because they don’t go to war and they have access to other countries that can help them in the battle
ASEAN will win if they :
1. Play Defensive
2. Play Embargo Card( also tell neighborhood country to embargo who same hatred, some consumer good price will inflate = unrest)
3. Ask Some country with same hatred to join (ex china and russia)(easy tech/equipment and other)
4. Cyber attack(anything consumer good ex = unrest)
If we're saying asean can call in china and russia then europe will most definitely be calling in the USA.
Now that we've gotten the US involved the 'embargo card' is nonexistent. The only thing that south east asia would be able to blockade is the trade from east asia passing through the mallaca and other small straights in indonesia. Most of that is china and if the EU is at war with china anyways it's basically useless. Now, on the other hand, Most of the EU majors have aircraft carriers with france having nuclear powered aircraft carriers. They could blockade not only south east asia from every other ocntinent, but also china. Russia would fold from a French-spanish-italian-ukranian joint invasion.
And if the US decided they wanted to invade directly then there's really not much of a chance those countries have.
And playing defensive assumes the EU and nato will launch a land invasion of SEA. That's stupid, they won't. The most we'll do it cripple your economies and starve your people into submission. (It's not that hard, not even chinas navy could break a european blockade, let alone a joint american-european blockade)
@@shaaravguha3760 Assuming the US actually joins.
@@life_is_a_myth Even without the US, France and the UK alone could exert enough power to blockade south east asia.
As I said before, the one who will suffer from cutting off trade between europe and east asia (which is the only thing that SEA can cutoff realistically, I don't think their navy is capable of blue water operations like Britain/France) is China (Europe will obviously suffer too, but it's much easier to replace a manufacturer then it is to replace high tech sales that come from europe)
Even if the US doesn't get involved (Which they will, they are staunch european allies) China would most definitely not like any SEA attempts to blockade world trade (in which case SEA would have effectively pissed off all 3 major world powers, not an ideal situation as you can imagine)
@@shaaravguha3760 Blockade only works in regions of inhospitable deserts/tundras.
SEA has food that it can provide itself with.
@@life_is_a_myth ... That would be true if we were living 400 years ago.
We live in the age of globalisation, every economy is intertwined with the rest of the world. Blockading advanced economies like Vietnam, thailand, singapore, malaysia, etc would essentially kill off any industry they have, ruin their ability to produce war munitions and completely wreck their economies.
if the EU and ASEAN went to war, i suspect it's gonna end in a stalemate
ASEAN Has good relations to Russia, China, Japan even both Koreas and the Middle east, just the whole asia
and the EU is allies with the US
@@revilsanjiani146Vietnam: remember me 🌴
Philippines is allied to US wtf
@@revilsanjiani146Russia combined with China the power is much more than the United States plus the oil Middle East
@@revilsanjiani146US are not that strong when face to face with the whole earth
This is quite impossible because they both have great relationship
Like they had a summit and there trades are great so no possiblity
But if they did it really depends on the day and who invades and where like if they invade Vietnam then it will be hard seeing the fact they defeated usa France and somemore 50 year or more ago so if i had my guesses both whould probably sigh a peace threaty because the TRADE so if they did go to war both economies will lose GDP and allies
Since they're economic union, it would rather be NATO vs former SEATO
@@karaqakkzl SEATO? the only member would be malaysia and philipines lol, it'd be NATO vs ASEAN since ASEAN is a dynamic organization to handle regional problems including foreign threats and invasion
We Southeast Asians are simply built differently. There may be fucking giants in Europe, but we are hot (like, the sun is literally killing us help)!
You're hella underrated bro
Those europeans gonna get the vietnam treatment
this was a very creative video can you do if the Balkans went to war with turkey next
Thank you! Unfortunately, my channel actually only focuses on ASEAN. Sorry about that! 😅
@@lyrig it's okay
When the tree is talking,laughing,whatever.That means you’re dead
vietnamese reserved personel are 5mil bro...
This guy is so underrated
Nah bro just ignored the suez when it came to by sea route
Although the EU has the military advantage and most likely will "win" the battles there is this thing called occupation and resistance.
Assuming the EU dosn't go nuclear there is really no way for any side to effectively force the other into submition pretty much forcing a stalemate
Even with nuclear, ASEAN will still resist
yeah its just going to be a stalemate, no ones going to win, but I think EU can probably f up asean infrastructure with their airforce
Asean:
Brunei: won against castile in 1500~ because of the mosquitoes and forests
Philippines: battle of yultong
Malaysia: hell's army
Indonesia: 💀💀💀
Vietnam: 🤫🧏♂️
Thailand: never colonised
Yes fr fr
Singapore is baby Uncle Sam, with all the new F-35 and Leopards and shit
Indonesian crawling under enemy fire training using live rounds:
@@nuke_m4n Yeah I seen that, they just built different
Singapore: 💵😎💵
Serbia: can I join
ASEAN better accept Serbia for this one
One of the similarities between the EU and ASEAN is that they are both visited and filled with South Asians (India, Tamil, Bangladesh, Pakistan, Nepal, Sri Lanka) who change the characteristics of the people in both organizations.
They are basically saying tropical vs cold so it’s a “Cold War”
If we release water from the dam and cause a flood, it will make the enemy's movement very difficult and very slow. It is also an easy target for people in the area. It may cause a lot of damage.but they can't use a tank(from TH it heppend every yrs)
tbh hungary and some others would just abandon the EU (referring to hungary, what used to be yugoslavia, Greece, romania, ireland)
oh shit vietnamese tree are talking
Turkey: IM NOT A FUCKING BRIDGE!
🤣
trees can talk right?
this sounds like someones’ thought while cracked out of their minds
Hehehe…try to get through the jungles.
We’d probably get clapped by Germany 💀
USA: we got Germany
Vietnam:we got usa
Germany 0.1 secs upon entering jungle biome: htf are we gonna blitzkrieg their a** with this totally anti-blitzkrieg biome, also why tf are the trees speaking?
Considering Germany had the balls to take on the whole world, I wouldn't doubt it.
I think a lot of people in the comments are on the ASEAN side
Well actually they already fight in cold war
What about NATO vs CSTO?
Or at least a few prominent NATO members vs all of CSTO to make it a bit more fair.
Every one bout to hide in the trees
3:12 Yo why theres tanks on water
We use Vietnam strategy
Ur not even talking about the economic aspect
ASEAN have vietnam right?
Guerrilla warfare and jungles, history repeats itself
The history is France invaded and colonised Vietnam, it was the USA that shat themselves lol
tree's language were vietnamese
We have deadly weapon like the belt and the slipper
Does anyone know who the characters are in the intro?
Or are they just AI generated?
There is a website called like anime countries
Have em right to taste our trashtalk battalion
for each penny asean has, the eu has 2 (according to gdp ppp) to 5 (according to nominal gdp) pennies
asean will be outspent
HEY WHERE IS MY TIMOR LESTE AND BRUNEI
Brunei is there, Timor Leste is only an observer state meaning it’s not a member yet
What about asean+9?
To be fair, you must be smoking 10 fat blunts to come up with the scenario where ASEAN invading EU
you forgot east timor in emember asean
East Timor is not a member of ASEAN yet. However, they should be in a couple of years! 🤞
are u 5 yr old?
@@user-el7lb6xz2k bro i didnt know that east timor is not member asean
@@user-el7lb6xz2k East Timor is a Observer state also Papua New Guinea. But, There might be Some new Members.
round 2?
Bro pick the southern Asia not whole asia☠️💀
It's a tie,mother nature said so
Um, also, the reason why Japan easily occupied most of South East Asia was because most of them were colonies of the Allies, some of which has capitulated to Germany (e.g. France and the Netherlands). French Indochina, British Malaya, Dutch East Indies, Burma in the British Raj, etc... And Siam was a Japanese ally. So yeah.
ASEAN: "hehe, time to make Vietnam noises."
This is just nam but larger, harder, and mostlikely going to end like the US did
They can’t even get to each other to fight lmao. Many of the EU is also in NATO and generally holds up to NATO military standards, not to mention Europe is much more economically developed.
If a war between ASEAN and EU would break out it is certainly possible that Russia would join the War but idk if the US would join in the side of the EU or even join the war at all because like the European Union the usa also has some ties to ASEAN countries like for example. Singapore,Vietnam, Philippines, and Thailand too
If Russia joined USA would be FORCED to join due to NATO
@@georgiancountryball202 that is true for that reason because of nato's Article 5 but because USA has some ties to some ASEAN members there is something that they could probably do. first is that the US might try to push diplomatic solutions to it's ASEAN allies or if it fails, they could just limit their military engagement with those ASEAN Countries and instead focus on Russia
Singapore is Asean? wow.
ASEAN has one problem:
Myanmar
Tbh, if EU can’t speak with the trees they will lose the war. I mean American learnt that the hard way.
Vietnam:😅
Pov vietnam: no pne talked how i defeated america?
none can go in the offensive bro
Malaysia: with this sacred treasure i summon divine general sila divergent America
Me the whole time:ASEAN!!!!
vietnam and indonesia carry this alliance hard bro
just don't..... DON'T
Serbia in ASEAN: ☠️
Bro I ain’t asean spelled Asian?
Serbia join the asean
what abot no
Nice joke
Caseoh intro 0:54
If the EU invades ASEAN, they win mid-diff because of *nukes*.
If ASEAN invades the EU, they get curb stomped due to superior military technology.
If EU and Asean hypothetical fight on a completey flat land with no geological advantage or disadvantage, the EU will still win due to superior military might and *nukes.*
Proud Filipino here but there's no way ASEAN winning without global superpowers intervening.
You guys don't even need to discuss this because is not gonna happened 😂 we all know how hard it is to invaded a country from far far away where their weapon is as advanced as everybody and they all cooperate
like asean just gonna Corpse grind them,human wave lmao
Asia's most powerful weapon is mother nature, lol
They did in colonial era those era was china is rich but coward to fight foreign invader then complain today about south east asia having colonial memtally when they failed to protect asia despite they are so anciemt and rich.
😢
China lost the opium wars. Europeans during the colonial period weren't push overs, doesn't matter how rich you are. You're fighting against to technologically advanced armies
@@Incognito-co6og China would have won if they didn't let themselves fall into stagnation.
Also another factor that was in the first war was the opium weakening chinese troops
@@Gamertank2.0 Check the numbers, most battles the British only sent like 120 troops and didn't lose any. Sometimes more but still 10,000 British troops would have absolutely wrecked China, they got to the Emperors Palace with a lot less. Not even close.
Stalemate
0:39
EU only one with any sort of power projection capability lmao
ASEAN military as a whole has little to no offensive capability due to our foreign policies, political ideology, high level of corruption in many areas (with exceptions of course), and just having smaller economies to afford such weapons to begin with.
But I wouldn't say that EU would win despite having economic, technological, and strategic advantage against ASEAN. I don't think even EU can solve the logictical challenges of invading ASEAN, landing operations are one thing but supporting the troops further in land without local support would be near impossible.
This is also the same reason why the US island hopping campaign dyrung WW2 was quite successful, the US has local support in many islands while the Japanese don't. And by the time the US reached islands like Iwo Jima and Okinawa is when their fortune is swapped because the Japanese have local support this time.
Bro acting like ASEAN is difficult to invade when USA had a successful ocean-wide island hopping campaign against Japan in WW2.
back then in ww2 almost all asean countries were colonies so they didnt have strong national armies so yea, the US was able to easily island hop as the defending units were japanese troops.
Vietnam: remember me🌳🌴
Today and WW2 is VERY VERY much different. and USA didnt even invade mainland japan
Militer is not one how win the goals
Asean is Hella cooked
Germany using the blitz against them:🗿🍷🙋🏻♂️
wow, so funny
Ain’t driving no tank through rainforests 💀
Blitzkrieg isnt really effective in asia with that terrain
Europe would win hard easily. Europeans easily colonised ASEAN territories before and if anything they could do it more quickly now, but they aren't because they are nice like that.
Japan invaded ASEAN territories pretty easily and they pulled out of the war once they got nuked by 2 tiny nukes, Europe has loads of bigger nukes.
The war won't happen though because Europe doesn't have any reason to have beef with ASEAN territories. So long as there isn't too much immigration or some bullshit.
EU: this will be easy
EU: * looks at a map of ASEAN*
EU: f**k ! Look at those 27,600 islands . That's just So many!!
ASEAN: Hahahahahaha. You still think you can invade me?
EU: ................................
The Dutch was able to do it easily. I don't see why the entire EU can't as well
Bro…the dutch had a large technological gap…..
They both cover up there blind spots asean is a defensive while the EU is the offensive and yes I know both are peaceful but to full potential asean is better at defense then offense and the same goes with the EU b it vice versa plus EU is more active then ASEAN so if h th ey both fight EU would win the base form (current form if you don’t know) but if both at full potential ASEAN increases the chances to win but still a slim due to the scale being vaporized by nukes but there’s too much things to talk about but if allies not in the groups (like Russia and the USA and China as they don’t contribute that much to both groups USA has contributed but is gonna be neutral) asean would win due to its superiority as in its continent is powerful as ASEAN has good relations with Russia China and the USA but tho I gonna be yapping so tell me if I should explain more
Sorry?! Thailand was not in the empire of Japan 😅
says thai people:
@@molify_2I mean he/she is still correct but thailand did become a puppet state
yeah ik its just annoying to see literally every single thai people got so triggered when this happen