I Broke Into The International Security Convention
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- čas přidán 1. 11. 2021
- rob banks is the international baddie that they were all after!
Rob is also going to be on tour with Max Fosh for his UK stand up tour, get your tickets here:
dice.fm/event/dwmov-max-fosh-... - Komedie
That intro was one the most gangster I've seen in a long time
Hey yes theory big fan :D and ofc love the video max
Am I the only one who spotted you guys at 2:24 ? big fan I guess
I hate you YES theory but I am also strangely aroused
Hey guys ! Come visit Bulgaria sometime. Love you
Cheers for the hi-vis B roll - I couldn’t think of a better example than the greats of the game
"Rob Banks": does piece to camera, "I broke in here"
Security guard filming: yeah that checks out
I think he was talking quietly into his mic
It was this security guard's responsability to make sure nothing happened indoors. Him breaking in was not in his job description so he did the corporate thing - he ignored it and hoped for it to be someone else's problem. After all he got in... so it's the door guard's security issue.
@@d4fs33k3r that's malicious compliance lmao
im just so confused about how he got a QR code that scanned... did he just take someone else from online pictures?
@@pvic6959 Well he said he just took a picture from the internet and photoshopped his name onto it
Meanwhile, security guard is making a YT vid about how many people he can "accidentally" hit in the face in 24 hours.
Lmao would be a great twist
Actually he is also a fraud and this is his first day
😂
Even BIGGER plot twist, everyone at the convention is sneaking in and the convention was canceled a week ago.
Australian satirists sneaked into a military weapons expo here as well. Same style, same Instagram photoshopping, same lax guards HAHA czcams.com/video/umUU5Sq2WVY/video.html
the fact that his QR code is just a link to never gonna give you up and that the bar code literally just says 12345 is just crazy. there is no way they even looked at the scanner. i am impressed and concerned.
I'm glad someone put this in a comment as I was wondering and figured I'd have to go look
They scan your driver's license qr code at my local postal depot (where you collect international packages). One day I went there with an expired license. The scanner even made an error sound to indicate that my license was expired. Security guard didn't care and just let me through as if it passed fine. Really just security theatre
@@anon746912 where I live, an expired passport or driver's license is still a valid way of identification.
It's obvious there isn't really any security concern at this thing and they only have a minimum veneer of it to prevent the public from just strolling in. If they were really guarding any secrets it would have been very difficult to get through security. Mostly it's just crowd control in this case.
that's what I thought. how does the person read the QR code and just let him pass? I assumed he had copied the QR code of another convention there and the person didn't bother to look for the names..
Rob banks, international baddie, broke into an international security convention by forging a card with a QR code linked to never gonna give you up, and a bar code saying 12345. Literally amazing
999 likes and no replies? Lemme fix that
@@drykonial and so it has been remediated.
If you have to troll then troll the best way
"Is that a bomb?"
"It definitely isn't"
*Access granted*
UK security in a nutshell
@@Cosmik60 Just shortly after metro bombings in UK, while boarding the plane, when asked if I have any dangerous items from the list I said "bomb". The women was very angry at my joke but I didn't have to correct myself and tell it is in fact a joke, they just let me on o plane...
Nat 20 roll on deception
Theyre not getting paid enough to care lmao
@@S....imagine if you did have a bomb
How to sneak anywhere:
-confidence
-sensible clothing
-13 minutes of google searching
Fluffy dog
600th like congrats
@@denimdinofan9 Thanks!
Emphasis on the 13-18 minute timeframe. Most of my best epiphanies are a result from ping-pong web surfing and they feel great.
Would you tell me some tricks about the 13 minutes google searching ?
For whatever reason, I've always perversely enjoyed doing the opposite - looking nervous, out-of-place and suspicious when I actually *am* supposed to be somewhere. Just to keep them guessing.
LMAO
Ooh, if that tickles your fancy, next time you get pulled over, act as drunk as possible, then they’ll test you for alcohol and not find anything. Then on a dime ‘sober up’ and say cheers and drive off.
Randy Feltface taught me that one.
So basically Mr bean.
@@kekistanihelpdesk8508 if ever a character explained the British introverted man, it's he.
Me too but it’s completely out of my control in my case, i start shaking like a leaf in the wind the minute I’m anywhere other than my house
Fortunately, this is an international security convention and not a national one. Britain is still safe.
Allahu ackbar
Lol
This is some 500 IQ brain shit
Someones optimistic
@@whyisblue923taken You didn't even spell it right.....Allah......My lord you are stupid.
What he didn't realize is that the security is so good, that they put together this entire decoy expo to make him _think_ he had gotten in, when in actuality the real expo was being held at his house where they all threw a wild party the second he left.
What you didn't realize is that he already knew that they were going to make a fake expo and have a party in his house, so he secretly made this video in order to make them think he snuck inside the expo when in reality he never left his house and was there with them
@@firstnamelastname5574 But you guys actually didn't know that he was actually a triple agent and staged both the security expo and the house party in order to make it seem like he was a double agent. Half-Life 3 confirmed.
@@firstnamelastname5574 I was the one who made the expo and created this video and left your post. It was me, First Name Last Name. It was me the whole time.
@@arnox4554 half life 3 confirmed, estimate 42 millenniums until release date.
@@StalwartTirith what you didn't know is that I knew you were gonna say you are me but what you didn't know is that you may be me but you aren't me since the me that you think you are is a fake and in reality I became Matthew Herring and took over your comment
Wait a minute
"No audio or video recording allowed"
*SECURITY GUARD FRICKING AGREES TO RECORD HIS INTRODUCTION*
this is example #1 of not being paid enough to care, had an amusement park security guard wave me through after I set off the metal detector once, this kind of stuff is just how security works, you pay for what you get in this industry
Also dude said he snuck in
Then literally says out loud that he snuck in and he’s not supposed to be there
@@Mason-gx1mc he speaks softly so the guard cant even hear him
He even told the security at the entrance he had an audio recorder and no one did anything lol
Once upon a time, when I was a soldier, I got to the base in the morning and there was a huge line at the entrance and security checks seemed to be going very slowly. When I finally got to the front I asked about it, and a very annoyed soldier told me that the day before someone got in with fake credentials containing a picture of Bin Laden. If that's what it takes to get into a military base, I'm not surprised it's this easy to get into a convention, even if it is a security convention.
Its true
Honestly Some guards just check photos and if it looks like a Mil ID
Only time you get scanmed here is if its a service member
People can be lazy in the name of safety
Was it a seal who did it?
@@thesugareater8607 I doubt it, that incident was part of an inspection, it was probably done by some security people
In Sydney years ago there was a HUGE international security event. I mean HUGE they blocked off parts of the city. I've never seen anything like it since. A group dressed like Bin Laden and got through multiple security clearances. After the 3rd one they were like SH.T we better turn around (there were apparently snipers). It obviously made national news (probably international but I don't know). The group did it for a segment run by the ABC.
E
This dude snuck into a convention made for security, snuck recording devices where it wasn’t allowed and even showed the guard, revealed his secret plans to another guard, and named himself “Rob Banks, International Baddie”
This went smoothly…
*too smoothly*
I just realised his name is Rob Banks 😂
Should have named yourself Robin Banks.
Hello I'm Robin Banks.
🤣
Ah, the old trick of Robin Dabank
I'm Robin Yhu !
@@JTCF Haildat Gunpoent
@@JTCF and say it's German
The guard hitting you in the face was actually a bit lucky because, by fucking up, he’s now on the back foot and much more easy to manipulate because he doesn’t want to get called out.
I thought he purposefully leaned forward a little to get hit to be honest.
The art of manipulation, make people think they owe you
I was thinking that too lmao
Why did the guard hit him tho?
@@gazi427 accident
I once accidentally broke into an airport, (LA/ San Francisco, I forget). I decided to walk between terminals as I'd arrived at the wrong one. I guess most people used the transport they had available for that. On the walk there, which was extremely far (maybe a kilometer), I found an elevator that was marked for my terminal, and as I was trying to press the button, some airport person quickly scanned a lanyard and opened the elevator, which I proceeded to ride up with them. I then walked around confused through some pretty empty parts of the airport, where I could see people waiting in airport security below me (I didn't go through). Eventually I just kind of popped out in the part of the airport I wanted to be in in the first place, and as I already had a ticket nothing really went wrong after that. It was kind of surreal though. I think I accidentally just went in a staff only elevator and essentially broke into the airport.
The staff knows some people just get super lost in international airports and end up at those hidden elevators. They know the security checkpoint is all theater, they see that bs every day and what gets through.
My man sequence broke the airport
It's just an efficient speedrunning tactic, they went out of bounds to avoid security and went straight for the load zone of the plane.
@@drew2046 You take your job way too seriously.
@@drew2046 bish you a fungus
looks like the organizers forgot the first rule of security engineering: no place is safe, only safer, so stay vigilant.
the second rule is: you can get anywhere if you look confident enough
The game awards kid confirms the second rule
or the organizers want people to be in there and the passes are free....
Imagine what a flex it would have been for the *organizers* if, during a panel/forum/Q&A, they casually go, "and let's give a warm welcome to our special guest, Rob Banks, International Baddie, whom we knew would be here for several days now"
Cue iron bars descending and blocking the exits
Then the boss music starts playing-
@@subhamanand5416 all the non international baddies stand up simotaneously
@@friedtoaster4059 boss hp bar apears
Or calling him by his real name AKA rob banks. And doxxing him.
I think the security guard hitting you in the face with the metal detector on accident actually massively improved your chances at getting in, the awkwardness it brought and the guilt the guard felt made them wanna let you through as fast and simply as possible.
This is indeed a tactic you can use if you're good. Make it seem like you're just doing your own thing as they do theirs, but secretly you've *made* them "accidentally" fumble something with you.
That's my thinking too, if you can get someone to inconvenience you or offend you, the chances of them giving you what you want is higher
What you didn't see was the 10 other conventions he didn't get into because the security didn't knock him in the face. The magic of video editing.
@@JohnSmith-ut5th If stuff like this failed nearly that often it wouldn't be worth trying to make a video like this. I'd argue that if it failed at all he would still try to make a video about it. Use the "magic of video editing" and whatever you did manage to record etc and make an interesting video out of it. Otherwise, you wasted time planning, prepping, and attempting to do this. There are also not enough conventions that sneaking into would make a good enough video for failing that often to be viable.
what's happens if the scanner shows up that the QRCODE was already used?
Wait a second, did you really hand over the camera to a security guard and told him twice that you sneaked your way in without getting kicked out of a convention that doesn't allow recordings? 😂
He probably didn't hear a word beacuse of the background noise. :D
@@jlu3ai doesn't change the fact that it clearly said at the entrance that there are no recordings allowed 😁
@@Purplehain My bad, I concentrated on the 'telling' part. But yeah, there were more than one problem with the security of that security convention. :D
He's talking quietly into the mic on his person so the guard can't hear him. Now if the guard was good at reading lips...
The no recording thing might honestly just be a liability thing and not necessarily enforced. There's a lot of cases at events like this where so long as you aren't obnoxious about it, they won't stop you.
I've been waiting for this moment most of my life...
Nice comment, is an honor to be the 666th like 🔥ฅ(^•ﻌ•^)ฅﾉ`🔥
That was actually the diversion convention. It's used to stop people sneaking into the real convention.
"As long as it's not a bomb."
"It's not a bomb."
"Right, have a good day, sir."
Ladies and Gentlemen, the English security personnel.
💀💀
"he's got a cup of tea, he must be trustworthy"
@@julians.2597 morning
@@ah3865 lmao
Ever heard of a “honeypot”?
plot twist: the security gaurd that recorded for max, broke in as well and was a fake security gaurd
@@Redditaurus *gourd
@@Redditaurus rail*
Rent*
@@Redditaurus *Gordon
J Are you for real?
I have a similar personal experience, but a bit more terrifying. So a few years ago I joined the Army Reserves. I was in training one day at my local army base which is the 4th Battalion, the Duke of Lancaster's Regiment, and a fellow soldier told me the passcode for the gate which allows you access into the premises. Little did I know, I wasn't actually allowed to know this at the time as all soldiers in training had to buzz the gate upon arrival and the office would speak to you through a speaker to verify who you are and then they buzz the gate and allow you inside the base. Now because I got told the passcode by a fellow soldier, I assumed I could use it. I thought "great, that will be quicker and easier!" I didn't know that I couldn't use the code yet until I completed my training and got officially promoted! The codes are changed every fortnight, or whenever a reservist quits.
But yeah so one day shortly after, I turned up at the base a few hours earlier than I was scheduled to be there for, because I wanted to get a head start on my exercise. So I popped the code in for the gate, and I simply walked in. I then buzzed the door to the main building, as it was closed, and the office staff recognised me on the camera obviously so they let me in. The office staff didn't know that I wasn't supposed to be there yet, they just knew my face.
Anyway I couldn't find my Corporal who usually instructs us on what to do and where to go etc so I just went to the locker room and used the toilet and sorted my gear out, and about 20 minutes later as I started to get changed into my uniform, my Sergeant walked in (he is a Staff Sergeant I think) and greeted me and then went into the toilets. He usually comes to this base every so often as it's his favourite one. When he came back out of the toilets, he looked confused. He said "Wait a minute, why are you here!? Who let you in!? Does Corporal know you're here already?" I said to him I put the code in for the gate and walked in, and that I knew I wasn't supposed to be there yet but I wanted to get some exercise in early before training. You can do that but you have to ask and be buzzed in lol. But yeah he looked so bewildered and shocked as he knew I wasn't supposed to know that code, and once I explained everything to him, he said "you've chosen quite the day to do this... stay here" and then he walked out of the locker room.
I was shitting myself lol. He came back in 15 minutes later with the bloody Lieutenant Colonel, of all people, who was there visiting the base at that time. Now he is obviously in charge of several bases and their commanders along with all of the staff officers and soldier ranked personnel below him which is around 650 people in this region. And he happened to be here at this military base, at this time, when I literally just broke into it by accident. Yeah... You can imagine how I was feeling. A very high ranking senior officer has just walked in the room to speak to me directly while the Sergeant stood at the side...
He said to me something along the lines of "You do realise that you are technically trespassing right now because you have just illegally broke into one of Her Majesty the Queen's Royal Army Reserve Centres, right?" and I said "well yeah when you say it like that..." and I remember shitting myself thinking i'm going to be punished or arrested for gaining access to the base without permission, and then he just said "well never mind because luckily Sergeant Cork here knows who you are and he said it was just a mistake" then he told Sgt Cork to tell his Corporal to change the code immediately. He then said "if you happen to find out the code again, do NOT use it. You can only be here, when you're allowed to be here, okay?" I just nodded and sat there terrified in silence until he left and Sgt Cork came back in and said "you got lucky, just please don't do that again. Anyway Corporal Smith wants to know if you are up for some volleyball. He's upstairs." Then he left and I went upstairs to join Cpl Smith and played some volleyball with some other soldiers before training.
Needless to say, the guy who told me the code in the first place got a disciplinary and had to go back and do some evaluation courses etc. Anyway I received no punishment, was allowed to stay in the army reserves and I still passed my assessments! So yeah that was a fucking scary moment lol. And I am no longer a member of the army reserves. I've not seen those guys in years now.
Sorry LTC, Sgt Cork and Cpl Smith for all that!
I'd tell him to shove his self-important fantasy and that I'm just an employee turning up to work. Asking permission and being escorted? Lol, stuff that.
@@hughm1383 I don't even know how to respond to you
@@TheAlpacalypseIsUponUs It has to be bait, even the stupidest people I've ever met would know how bad an idea that is in a military setting.
I cant believe he was actually, unironically, litterally named "Smith"
@@patoanimations420 Indeed
“I’m all good mate, don’t worry” is quite possibly the ballsiest statement one could make to the security guard of a security expo you’re breaking into, where no audio recording is allowed, with an audio recorder In Hand
Making the security garuda film you criticize their security is one of the worlds top 10 power moves
garuda
@@nicholas_plaksin eagle
@@nicholas_plaksin An Garda Siochana, the irish word for Police, duh
Sigma grindset
@@bigmulhall3833 tá sé sin ceart, cad eile a d’fhéadfadh a bheith ann?
I think the security for this event is about to get a phone call.
Ohhhh yes
Yes definitely
Not so sure, its free to attend and anyone can get a pass
@@secondhandmax7010 strange, online I only found prices around £99+ VAT. Free is way cheaper, he should've just went up to the desk and ask for a free ticket smh.
@@secondhandmax7010 On the website it says "International Security Expo is a business trade event and is not open to members of the general public."
I did a similar thing at an expo (helicopter expo) I really wanted to attend. I asked the receptionist if I could attend but she said I needed an invitation and had to pay €150 entrance fee... Simply asked a guy that walked out if I could have his lanyard with tag. He didn't even hesitate and couldn't care less.
Sales reps looked at my pass, saw that I was from 'interior design' and started their sales pitch. I played along and learned a thing or 2. Got tons of gadgets. 10/10 experience.
I once sneaked into a medical conference with my two colleagues (management consulting partner and my manager). We blagged some free drinks and I told them to keep their mouths shut while I talked. I had a undergrad degree in biochemistry so we did pretty well until a cardiology specialist who completely believed I was a fellow doctor engaged me in PhD level discussion about heart muscle chemistry. I confessed my sin and he was very impressed by our brazen blagging and we had a very enjoyable time chatting to him.
I think Max has the enormous advantage of not looking frightening at all
his posh accent probably helped too i imagine
And the fact he’s white 😂
Private school mentality
@@akilasultana2368 Nah you just have to play into the not white part. If you're brown go full Saudi prince if you're black go full African general.
Yeah he looks like an NPC
you couldn't have scripted this any better than "gets hit in face by security." at the moment of greatest vulnerability, security was made to feel like the bad guys and wanted to end the interaction ASAP. what a dream.
lmao right? poor guy had no idea he was letting in the international baddie
to be fair, once he's at the handheld metal detector part he's already past anything that would have actually gotten him caught. still funny though.
@@mitzikolo hmm is this a nuke? *bonks*
Yeah, pretty much a dream scenario that
Yeah, I feel like Fosh was a bit too nice about it. That could have been a giveaway.
Honestly the hardest thing in my life will be to not name my children Rob or Robbin.
Lol
Please do
I love how ONE person recognized Max or otherwise knew of him at the expo. This is my first time ever hearing of him myself, but this is a wonderful display of Social Engineering.
Thing is as someone who's worked at many trade shows in the past, the fact that someone would willingly want to sneak into these mind numbingly boring shows would never cross my mind so its hardly surprising that you can "sneak in" as most people there probably couldn't care less.
I think they would have been very much more than happy to escort him out if they had known judging on todays caliber of people in general that all want to either prove you wrong in some way or tell you that you are not allowed.
but security trade show are kinda different since they are selling weaponary and securities stuffs to higher up..
I remember my friend went to one International Security Conference and security are tight af coz there are sultans, kings and politicians on the venue
The one you definitely want to sneak into is the PPAI Expo because oh my god it's miles of tables full of free promotional products. If they can print a logo on it, it's a promotional product, and it's crazy the things you can get there! I actually had to stop myself from accidentally shoplifting when we went to a convenience store in the middle of the day because I was so used to taking so much good free stuff. Damn, it's worth it!
They are interesting if you find the topic interesting. Video game and computing hardware trade shows are alright.
If anything he didn't need to try this hard
Just telling the scanner operators "it's an audio recorder" at an event that specifies no audio recording is both a damning indictment and absolutely hilarious
@Auracle as someone working in security: I would be suprised if most of my coworkers would get those changes in volume - or if they get it, they would've no idea what it means lol
Same with the security guard holding his camera lmao
The first / second line of security mostly doesn't care about that since it's the indoor securities job to prevent recording.
The average pay is low enough to not care about stuff you're not exactly instructed to care for.
yeah thats called 'security theater' xd
@@AvaByNight it's an automatic thing
You know you can actually get HIRED to do this, like companies and even the government will pay you to breach their security without their knowledge. The expos on those companies and how they do their work are hilarious whilst also being a thief bootcamp.
Lots of people know that. But if you have such a job, you can't tell anyone about it.
Never underestimate the ability of simple embarrassment to send professionals through a loop.
This video made the hitman series seem a whole lot more realistic
First I thought of as well!!🤣
Most people don't realize that most things in display are just a form of security theater...
I mean, in real life people don't do that, because it isn't very Gucci
catch me if you can
Reminds me of the time that some guys stole several flat screens from nearby Country Clubs by coming in dressed in warning vests and hard hats and claiming they're picking them up for replacement, which should come in a few days. Everyone just went along with it, no questions asked. Another time, someone stole a bunch of warning cones from road construction all around the city, but only ever one, not enough to arouse suspicion. Then he blocked off part of a road with them. It took the city half a year to notice nothing was actually being built there.
the fact that the QR code is a rick roll just makes everything so much funnier
How did they scan the ticket (5:29)? He must've had a valid code (QR or barcode)?
@@sibu7 Probably got an error on the scanner and thought "I don't get paid enough for this crap"
Hmmm. I dont know rick
@@sibu7 prob someone else qr
@@sibu7 Nope, the QR code is actually a rick roll (it’s a CZcams Link), and the barcode just codes "12345". No idea how he got through there 😂
It's all fun and games until you sneak into the place that actually cares and gets you trespassed.
The irony of sneaking into a security expo is both comical and concerning.
I routinely hack accounts of the head of our infosec department for giggles
the placing of an assassins creed billboard outside of a security convention where this guy is trying to break into is perfect like the aligning of stars or something
"There are no accidents" - Master Oogway.
My exact thought
Since this is in London... Jacob Frye might be in the convention as well, its just we cant see him
@@jamesbrendan5170 czcams.com/video/qM3imMiERdU/video.html
@@TacticalAnthony plot twist, he's the descendants of jacob
"Do you want another choccy" was possibly my favourite part of this video.
I’m watching the waist
Listen pal, he's WATCHING the WAIST
@@MaxFosh What are you like?
@@jonathanbayley1551 he's an international baddie
it was like a mother offering her child a snack
Reminds me of this kid who used to walk into the gas station I worked at and grab a drink or snack and just walk out. I stopped him the 3rd time and he just said "You don't care about this can of Pringles." And he was right. I didn't care.
Imagine being a security guard at the International Security Exposition…
*very security*
It's just a regular sales convention; the "security" theme doesn't mean it's a fortress. It's safe to assume that people with no tickets wouldn't bother turning up to a niche event like this.
The fact that security hit you in the face during screening probably played to your advantage. They were probably embarrassed and wanted to get the encounter with as soon as possible at that point.
exactly what I was thinking
Yep pretty much
Exactly.. if this were James bond or similar, he might have done it on purpose, walked into the scanner I mean.
Hmm
Imagine if they actually did know he wasnt supposed to be there:
"Hey... you think we should do something about that Rob Banks guy?"
"You kidding me? He's the most entertaining thing that's happened since this expo started"
"This guy is a serious security concern."
"This is why nobody likes you, Matt."
"It's Mitchell..."
"Whatever, Mike."
The twist:
They knew his pass was fake but let him in for publicity because they identified him as a CZcamsr. The entire joke was on him.
@@brendanr1525 yes and no, most people probably recognized him as “max fosh” since at the time he was running for London mayor, that’s why someone in the video calls him “mr fosh!”.
The assassin's creed billboard is the cherry on top.
My family and I snuck into the USS Zumwalt commissioning, they had a whole security checkpoint to screen who was coming in but we lined up towards the end and the security just waved us in. It helped that the recent airshow beforehand meant that a lot of people were walking by so my parents dressed in nice clothes with their kids just seemed like two people were invited and brought their kids.
"Security guard punishes amateur baddie with wand to the face" sounds like it should be on a less family friendly platform
I miss five seconds ago when I hadn’t seen this
ayo
excuse me wtf
Hot
@@FirstNameLastName-il8ev down bad
“Which i would never do, i’m more subtle than that” fucking ended me.
The number of subtle hints that weren't picked up were *gold*
No one is more subtle than Rob Banks, International Baddie
@@destructivforce2894 Yeah I wouldn't call witty banter a hint.
not even saying I WOULD BE more subtle than that, but just... exclaiming it
Total legend
Ikr? Love your content btw!!! Keep up the good work :D
You’re here!
as a former security guard myself i FULLY believe how easy this was, expos are like beehives - once you're in we just kinda assume you're meant to be.
yep. working in security and made entrance control for our local covid vaccination centre and still do for some local goverment offices. either you chck everyone like you supposed to do and people are complaining, that it takes too long or that they, as someone working there, could not just go in unbothered to do their "important work" or you are doing it wrong by rushing things a little.
those goverment office workers - who are supposed to flash their ID when they come in but rarely do - always look so suprised/schocked when I ask them "you work here, right?", like I catched them doing something illegal lol
You'd probably care if you were paid enough
@@89190jprice nope, youre still gonna get not paid if you let someone in that shoots up the convention
I also work in security. My friend got fired from our local arena because he was checking everyone like he is supposed to do. Over a dozen upper management guys complained about him in one shift. What people don't see is that they pay security close to minimum wage and they annoyed once security becomes thorough. Security is just there as a deterrence and to be a scapegoat, anything more and the 99.99% of people who are supposed to be there get annoyed at you.
@@benberk8541 "Security is just there as a deterrence and to be a scapegoat, anything more and the 99.99% of people who are supposed to be there get annoyed at you." yep, pretty much this
This man's charisma is off the charts. This is what it looks like when you roll for deception with advantage and get two Nat 20s.
The second nat20 means nothing.
And ability checks don't crit.
@@g80gzt oooh look out it's the fun police :P no I know you're right, rules are rules, it's just fun to play with nat 20 having some insane significance to make a story go off the rails. To each their own :D
@@g80gzt and this is why normal people dont want to play DnD.
G80 GZT depends on the table
Lmao yeah
You may have snuck into a security convention, but it seems that Mr. Welsh has snuck into your thumbnail!
I couldnt even tell you the number of places I've just walked into over the years, something I picked up working in television and having to access many different studios and sites as long as you act like you belong nobody questions you. Walk in with confidence, say hi to people but dont break your stride and have a reason for being there prepared no matter how bogus it is the number one thing that raises a red flag is security asking you what you're doing and you have to think of an answer on the spot
I once accidentally snuck onto a cruise boat during late dinner time. I really needed to take a dump and they were kind enough to let me onto the ship once I explained it's an emergency and there are no toilets in the near vicinity. Once I was seated I could hear the engines start up. I assumed they are just turning it on for electricity or whatever and thought nothing of it. Things got suspicious when I was washing my hands and I felt the ship moving around a bit. At that moment my dad called me (he was on shore and waving at me, exiting the toilet) to say "goodbye my child" barely being able to speak as he was laughing way too hard. I found the guy who let me on the ship and he said they assumed I already left and then laughingly told me to have a seat and enjoy.
It was a beautiful evening, seeing the fully lit city from a new perspective. I even got a glass of sparkling wine and they showed me the engine room. Unfortunately the guiding was in Portuguese so I didn't really understand it, but at least I made the Portuguese tourists laugh once they understood how I got onto the ship.
Yeah I accidentally ended up on the moon because I thought the Saturn V was a phone booth
@@drworm5007 except my story isn't a made up joke :p This was a 2 hour cruise on the Danube. In Budapest
Aw omg ur dad
I accidentally ended up at the bottom of the ocean because I got onto a submarine thinking it was my moms minivan
@@bovice1766 haha :) good one
It was so freeing once I finally understood that 90% of people at any time, anywhere on Earth, are not paying attention and if you just move around like you're doing exactly what you're supposed to be doing almost nobody will ever even think to look at you, much less approach you and ask you questions.
Jack still chilling in the thumbnail
they should invite you next year to give a talk on how to break their security
They really should!
Not gonna lie, this is the exact thing we kinda love aha. This is in the realm of physical pen testing, 100% the kinda stuff security and cyber security pentesters do. Max doing a talk about this would be super popular, I'd certainly be watching it.
Literally solved by having something better than minimum wage guards, and a guest list.
@@blade_of_alur4922 His pass scanned though. He was on a digital guest list.
@@MDLC424 he prob used a code that was sumone else thats y he said if they checked name he be fucked
“do you want another Choccy?” - and just like that, Rob had *charmed* her.
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Weird there are replies 😂
Weird, the only replies are ones that say "weird no replies." Weird right?
It reminds of the time, I used to enter my friend's hostel, He was in Police department so some excess security was there. We both lived in same city, Once when I went there to meet him, I called on his cellphone he didn't answer, I waited for a while then entered the building, Security was there but no question asked nor did one checked.
I knew his room no. I entered his room, he was baffled, he asked how the fuck did i entered. And we were laughing as hell. Then when as we both were leaving, one of the security asked us to sign our names and batch no.
I casually started chatting with one of the guard. For how long he has been there. About water cooler and all those things, and we became sort of friends now, and i got his cell no.
So we left the building and from now I used to enter when soever I wanted,
As some other guards saw me chatting to one of them, And now for all I work in the department. It went all the way for 3 years, Till my friend eventually got transferred. 🤣 We still laugh as I was never caught.
My security story, is once I was going to see a football game, and when I passed the QR code the machine it didn’t work, and the machine of the guy next to me didn’t work aswell, so the security guy checked out tickets and naturally let us in. Then I was looking for my seat and someone was seated at my place, so I kindly asked him to move, which he replied it was his own seat. After double checking, I actually bought the football match of the week after, and actually got in by some random luck ! I literally broke into the stadium and realized only already inside 😂
Max: "Somebody accidentally mistook me for a fellow named Max Fosh."
Me: "Oh, well let me see what he looks like."
**googles Max Fosh**
Me: "Yep, you do look very similar to that guy."
**looks at channel name**
Me: ._.
yeah it went over my head until I scrolled down after the video....
@@AlMcpherson79 it went over my head until i scrolled down to see this comment
Man is so good at blending in even the audience isn’t aware of Rob’s true identity
Rob banks can bamboozle anyone even those who are watching from his perspective
I haven't noticed that until I saw your comment and checked for myself. XD
Mr. Banks is truly a professional at this.
I worked as a security guard for venues before, and this very much reminds me of a time when I once said to my boss, "listen, you pay to give a very specific amount of fucks, and this [incident] surpassed it, so no, i didn't do anything to stop it."
I did not get fired, boss agreed.
as an sucurity guard from germany, this is pretty much security in a nutshell ^^
Those security guards at the convention clearly weren't paid nearly enough to give any fuck about who goes in.
@@AvaByNight Do you mean the „sorry heute nur Stammgäste“ or the *nodding and waving in* kind? :D
@@maddoxcindy5017 I mean the "this office is closed for everyone who doesn't have an appointment. I have a list with the appointments here. whats your name"-kind :)
The number of fuck2 has exceeded that of which is specified in my job description.
That intro was genius.
Man, and I feel guilty when I'm on a train with a proper ticket and try to see if I can get the conductor to walk past me without noticing that they hadn't seen me before.
How have I never heard of this channel. Instant subscription, I love this!
Thank you again Robert for attending on behalf of the International Baddies. Apologies that I couldn’t make it but I’m glad we could have someone as qualified as you fill in.
Fool, Rob is clearly short for Robin.
@@TheSpencermacdougall Robin Balls
@@TheSpencermacdougall Yeah Bob is short for Robert, this is common knowledge
The Baddie They Told You Not To Worry About is a triple threat combo of posh privilege, polite privilege and pretty privilege.
This is what White Collar warned us about ;)
SO TRUE
I remember when those guys got arrested at Starbucks a few years ago because they were waiting for someone to join them before they ordered, I thought about all the times I went into Starbucks and other coffee chains and bought absolutely nothing and stayed for hours just reading or charging my phone when I was homeless, but I'm white with a posh accent and I pretty much just looked like a shy little girl nothing ever happened. I'd even go up to the counter and ask nicely for tap water and they'd happily give it to me. One time I fell asleep and a barista politely shook my shoulder to check if I was okay. Never got chucked out like a lot of places will do with people who obviously are sleeping rough (I never had to sleep rough, always managed to find a couch or floor which also meant I could stay pretty clean and sometimes even had access to a washing machine I could utilise and that added to the acceptability I had - but during the day I had nowhere I could go thus the coffee chains). Obviously this is a pretty low threat level but I've also very much gotten away with crimes.
@@EJ386 the empire strikes back
@@AM-kr4pv you were homeless? what happened to your parents.
Here security guard, hold this camera while I say that I fraudulently entered this convention.
The guard, it seemed, was not paid enough to care.
Pro Tip if you want to sneak in somewhere: Security guards aren't paid enough to give any care about who you are, so you just have to act not that suspicious and you'll be fine
As was endlessly hammered into my skull, people will **always** be the weakest link in any security. Like guards not reading tags, ignoring the "no recording equipment" and letting an audio pack through, no one batting an eye at a guy filming in an area where recording was prohibited. The fanciest gadgets in the world cannot save us from ourselves.
also I feel like they didnt give a fuck, like fiiiiiiiiine if a random guy wants to social engineer his way inside the convention let him do that, as long as he doesn't have anything dangerous or can harm people, I don't think they cared that much.
all the ID checks were more of a placebo to prevent ppl from sneakin in in hordes and overwhelming the point of the convention.
The guards are hired by the venue and then the expo pays for them as part of the venue rental. Those guards don't care, at all, about expo rules. They only care about venue rules related to safety and liability.
To be fair these conventions are not that secure anyway, there are usually few if any barriers to entry besides paying for a membership or ticket. With that in mind everything on display is publicly known already and of little intelligence value.
100% agree, I work in a Museum and Security is great, but they've entirely forgone procedure out of human politeness, and I'd do the same. It's really hard to follow the rules when you know there's an event soon, and the lighting guy doesn't have his contact or ID, but he's ran late and looking increasingly distressed, and obviously carrying truckloads of equipment. If you're dressed and appropriately equipped for an event, and stress punctuality, then 9/10 times people are going to feel too uncomfortable saying 'no' when it comes down to it.
I spent a year or 2 over lockdown working freelance at offices and thus never being given proper passes, just a printed guest pass. I need access to secure areas like server rooms and such and generally found that once you were in the building you could walk through any door into any area, or just ask someone else to open it and no one would ever question it
what really gets me is the fact that this is an international meet where people talk about how safe they are, yet Rob Banks the international Baddie has just sneaked in
r/wooosh
Yes that is indeed the video
Not even sneaked, my man walked in with no problem
If this were a movie everyone would say it to be unrealistic.
Well, to be fair, Rob Banks of the International Baddies wasn’t there to rob banks, or be bad.
Jack's now an Business man
Jack Jack Jack whyyyyyy😂😂😂
"Strictly no recording equipment, photography or filming is permitted in all areas"
Meanwhile the security guard happily agrees to help Max hold the camera and film a video.
Don’t forget that the whole reason he was even able to get that far is thanks to a fake ID Paper which he made by copying off of the people who had gone to the event that same day and *posted photos of themselves on Instagram…*
That's probably not a security matter. At events like these, security guards are often not employed by the same company as the overall organisers and therefore have limited responsibility, with no incentive to exceed their scope.
@@hughm1383 Oh yeah, and they could be just unfamiliar with the specific rules of this particular event too since they likely work for the security company that provides services to numerous different events. It just happens to be ironic and funny in this case.
Imagine being that fan and randomly seeing a CZcamsr at a security convention
"Odd, I don't remember him having anything to do with security, and why does his nametag say-... OHHHHHH!"
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@@EEEEEEEE try harder, kid
Happened in the US one that has just been released lmao
Can we all appreciate what a good job the grumpy security guard did at filming
JACK!
And when I thought the security couldn't get any worse the chap asks "as long as it's not a bomb" WTF
I really hope that man doesn’t work at the airport also. Like “hey mate is that a bomb?!” “No.” “My mistake, sir, have a good flight.”
And it is not like a Zoom recorder can look anything more like a hi powered tazer!
"Yea, it is actually..."
Two days after Charlie Hebdo, I went to an event and everyone had to be searched.
I had a gigantic bag that I'd packed full of stuff and I was nervous and annoyed.
I'm Dutch and we have a saying that goes; 'Het zit bomvol' (it's full) and bom is something about the hole on a barrell or something.
However, bom-vol is basically bomb-full in the literal translation.
When I got told to empty the whole bag, I couldn't hide my frustration and yelled; 'Alright, fine, but..there's only a load of accessoiries in there and bags of decorative items and oh...it's just...it's BOMB full!' And then I realised that was a stupid move.
The securityguard wasn't happy, but I also wasn't kicked from the queue, so it could've been worse.
I just still don't get why I felt the need to emphasize that word Bomb though, and yell it that loudly. I didn't do it on purpose.
@@Widdekuu91 One time I was returning to the U.S. after accidentally traveling to Canada without a passport and the border patrol asked, "Why are you traveling." I had to stop myself from saying "to shoot people" while holding up a camera.
There's a much higher security conference to attend, which I was sent to display at by my former work.
It's held at a secure expo centre and they search bags and check your passport against badge on the way in, and background check those attending. It's also in a relatively obscure location.
If you turn up the day before though, they assume you're displaying and don't check shit.
When I was a student I worked as event staff for an employment agency. If you look like you belong somewhere you can easily go into so many places.
@@CZcamsGetsWorseEveryUpdate confidence is key
@@kkath also gotta look the part.
@@CZcamsGetsWorseEveryUpdate To quote Tenet: "With a Hi-Vis vest and a Clipboard you can get almost anywhere"
@@incompleteriver770 two guys in hi-vis, helmets and carrying a ladder can go anywhere
It's scary how often the right clothes/accessories will get you places you shouldn't be able to. I work in food delivery, and that red bag has prompted countless people to hold open locked apartment building and retirement home entrance doors for me. It feels icky, and I'm not even up to anything. *I* know I won't break that trust, but nobody else here does.
They "know" I'm safe in the sense that a friendly 30-something woman with a delivery bag is clearly bringing food to one of their neighbors... but stalkers and horrible exes also look and act like regular people.
Is there food in my bag? Am I truly going to the unit I say? You can't read my mind, so please just trust the dang system and make me jump through your security's hoops.
It won't hurt my feelings in the slightest. In fact it'll make me feel BETTER about delivering there, because it shows you take your neighbors' safety seriously.
bro really broke into a convention about how to stop people from breaking into places..
It took me almost the entire video to get the "Rob Banks" name.. I chuckled at it 9 minutes in to the video..
There is a real life British police officer called PC Rob Banks, he's been on the news. Not a single person got any work done the day that happened.
It took me until here...
It was the complete opposite for me. I completely forgot that both Rob and Banks are valid names.
i...i'm ashamed to admit i didn't realize til you pointed out and now i'm laughing, prob more so at my oblivousness than at the name, but here we are
I dare you to go to the hairdresser's convention as Dan Druff.
My Dad once snuck into an aviation convention just by being dressed right (he had a business meeting in the same city). He was asked at the entrance what organisation he was from, he just answered with our local airport and noone bothered to check his credentials. And to top it off he got a free buffet while a new plane was unveiled!
That seems about the right ammount of effort to get a free buffet.
8:11 most international baddy thing to do 😂
The amount of confidence you need to pull this off is the most impressive thing
I'm always amazed by people that actually have social skills and can talk with random strangers
After my experiences in the UK I think that's just being British
Meanwhile me who's british: *questions if im still british after reading this*
I rare giving ppl likes do you are the chosem one sir.
lmao if I was him, I would be very nervous and seems hella sus even if I had the clearance
@@MatmoeLP I've heard it depends where you are. Some parts of the UK are just openly chatty with total strangers like that whereas others would think it's weird.
This should be a national past time in the security community. Just red-teamers showing up and handing out their cards with a lanyard that says "Break N. Enter" or "Conrad Mann" or "Wier F. Raud."
haha
Burik Nenter & Wier Frank Raud. Conrad Mann is grea8
Outto Getu. Kachmi Efu Kann.
Brick N. Andry, Glenn Burr (Burr, Glenn), married woman Tam DeManor (Ms. DeManor), Robert O'Ray, Leif Sundance
Al Kayder and Terry Wrist
jack you sneaky boy
that is my fav yt genre, just wholesome pranks on ppl where they get a laugh and you get a great experience. after all they seem so serious but as u proved, its more of an image than the actual truth
Rob Banks, International Baddie, is so good I didn't even realize his _actual fucking name_ was Max Fosh... 🤑
HOLD UP I DIDNT REALIZE UNTIL NOW 💀
My brain can’t handle this 😭🤯
wait what
I don't understand
@@uuuhhhhhhhhhhh the CZcamsrs name is Max Fosh someone recognized him, he said Hellllloooooo and then just was like "no wait that's not me I'm Rob Banks" 🤣🤣
@@masonlusk9638 I love how the person that knew who he was probably also knew that he wasn’t supposed to be there, but he told no one, lol
It would have been less humiliating to pee on that security guard to show your dominance. Holy crap.
lol
meh
jack momment
7:08 I'm impressed that someone recognized him.
As always- confidence is a key. If you act like you belong there, mostly people won't suspect a thing. If you're nervous, fidgety and look guilty, you will draw attention.
During that whole trend of stealing stuff from school, I noticed this exact thing. Saw a fellow student awkwardly standing in the empty lunch line, looking around bug eyed with one hand on an empty food tray. Looked him dead in they eye and just shook my head. He scampered off to his table quickly. Surprised none of the teachers noticed. Either way, he was close to getting himself in some trouble.
act in place, with a purpose, such is the nature of hiding in plain sight - some guy sometime around 1750
I learned this early. I got a job at a supposedly high security location. Security didn't have my ID badge ready on the first day so they used a Dymo label printer to make me a temporary pass. As long as I had that cheap little tag stuck to my shirt, security or other staff would swipe their badge to get me where ever I wanted to go, even places where my own badge wouldn't have worked. I just remained confident and explored where I wanted whenever time allowed. I even used the private executive bathroom just for fun.
theres a guy i heard of in the past that walks into fast food places all the time and acts like he works there
I work in ATM repair. I've walked into secured government building with a large bag full of fluids and tools and told them I was here for the ATM. They let me bypass security and pointed me down the hall. No ID. No bag check. No questions. Its amazing what straight posture and a lanyard will get you.
Gets security guard to hold camera, while he admits he's broken into the joint. INTERNATIONAL BADDIE max level achieved.
But we only hear it because it was recorded on his audio recorder in his pocket, the security guard filming him would not have heard him talking.
@@nirfz Good point, he was talking rather quietly.
Security tech is awesome, there's always something new and they manage to stay ahead of so many threats. You might even say some of it is foolproof.
Unfortunately, the systems are often operated by idiots. People tend to be the biggest weakness in any security system.
He really became the real life Henry Stickmin
The most ENGLISH of criminals is the one who walks in, looks around and decides the security is NOT worth their time and nothing is worth taking so they just walk away.
I just image them sneaking past everything, taking one look into the convention room, seeing that there's nothing of interest, then just straight up goes back and says "yeah I sneaked in here" and leave.
Leaving a calling card, a box of suave looking chocolates and a single red rose.
@@RGC_animation you yet again