The Disco Elysium Review Wars

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  • @dialectiks
    @dialectiks Před 10 měsíci +4724

    Truly a game with no politics in it

    • @Wave_Commander
      @Wave_Commander Před 10 měsíci +340

      A purely centrist work of tranquil sage pragmatic wisdom

    • @nhaedzwero43
      @nhaedzwero43 Před 10 měsíci +351

      ​@@Wave_Commander Hey, if being a centrist is not choosing to be either a communist or a fascist, then I may be it, or maybe not... Wait-
      *Achievement Unlocked:* The World's Most Laughable Centrist.

    • @valothebrute4028
      @valothebrute4028 Před 10 měsíci +95

      Apolitical hidden gem

    • @calamari4125
      @calamari4125 Před 10 měsíci +114

      ​@@nhaedzwero43"Now you are not only Crazy, you are also boring."

    • @Im-BAD-at-satire
      @Im-BAD-at-satire Před 10 měsíci

      There's media that does a bad job writing politics into it, and other media does a good job at it, this media went the apolitical route.

  • @xagatal
    @xagatal Před 10 měsíci +6182

    Anyone who complains that an uncomfortable chair or stretching to turn off a light can kill them, is under 35 years old, and doesn’t know what will hit them soon.

    • @neilwickman
      @neilwickman Před 10 měsíci +531

      I hate to say how true this is. Disco Detective woke up without remembering he had a slipped disc a few years back and didn't bring his lumbar support to that crate. Dead. 11/10 most realistic RPG.

    • @capiest
      @capiest Před 10 měsíci +192

      wait you mean it gets *worse*?

    • @capiest
      @capiest Před 10 měsíci +37

      wait how do you make text bold again

    • @THExRISER
      @THExRISER Před 10 měsíci +47

      @@capiest Put a space between the second asterisk and the interrogation mark.

    • @Cirac1
      @Cirac1 Před 10 měsíci +106

      I took a nap on the sofa last month and couldnt look right for 2 weeks...

  • @naturequeen2597
    @naturequeen2597 Před 10 měsíci +2450

    "Can't have sex with Kim" finally some actually good criticism I can get behind.

    • @FaeMasquerade
      @FaeMasquerade Před 9 měsíci +161

      If only we could get behind Kim 😔

    • @ix67ml
      @ix67ml Před 9 měsíci +130

      ​@@FaeMasqueradewell at least HE is always behind us😏

    • @PostingCringeOnMain
      @PostingCringeOnMain Před 9 měsíci +47

      The only valid criticism tbf

    • @nathanrohde3292
      @nathanrohde3292 Před 9 měsíci +47

      I don't know if Kim is the type of person that is up for being seduced in a few days.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius Před 7 měsíci +16

      @@nathanrohde3292 Given what he does outside the Whirling-in-Rags, I'd say he's quite quick to become fond of people.

  • @dialectiks
    @dialectiks Před 10 měsíci +2345

    "game that is afraid of offending anyone" well, it sure did offend a ton of people featured in the video lmao

    • @arempy5836
      @arempy5836 Před 10 měsíci +1

      "Say one of these fascist or communist things or fuck off"
      Yeah, real fence sitters.

    • @gwen9939
      @gwen9939 Před 10 měsíci

      When the left is offended by something it's because they're fragile little snowflakes who screech every time someone is mildly racist or sexist.
      When the right is offended by something it's because the media is pandering to leftists by talking about the problems with capitalism and systemic injustices faced by minorities, and has a lot of woke people(women(feminists) and minorities) in it. Also we're not offended. Only snowflakes get offended, we're just annoyed because it gets shoved deep down our throats all the time. Shut up. It's not being offended when we do it.

    • @JamrockHobo
      @JamrockHobo  Před 8 měsíci +246

      All the right wingers are offended by the sheer mentioning of feminism or communism. At the same time, you rarely see the opposite with leftists complaining about racist options options. I wonder who the snowflakes really are.

    • @ancientofdays8644
      @ancientofdays8644 Před 8 měsíci +4

      Eh, while some are probably offended others are probably just genuinely annoyed. I certainly am, I want to like playing this game but it relies almost 100% on its writing which while very unique has the problem that it adresses things it clearly has no deeper understanding off. Every political view is taken the shit out of for example. Which is fine, every view has its flaws. The problem is that almost all of those flaws only apply when the ideology is followed as badly as possible. Which fits cause the place is a run down dump but also makes most of the writing pretty hot or miss.

    • @slumgummy
      @slumgummy Před 6 měsíci +83

      ​@@ancientofdays8644peak third positionist take

  • @LowEffortDucks
    @LowEffortDucks Před 10 měsíci +2389

    "This game promotes drinking," looks over at harry, "Does that look like a role model to you?"

    • @Stupididiot67
      @Stupididiot67 Před 10 měsíci +4

      Harry makes me wanna pound 50 litres of pure neuro toxin and then die instantly

    • @EloquentTroll
      @EloquentTroll Před 10 měsíci +404

      I've seen zombie characters in games look more okay than Harry.

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 10 měsíci +162

      Harry being a mess is the reason this game isn't banned in Australia

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo Před 10 měsíci +209

      What you talking about? He's a superstar

    • @AtlasNL
      @AtlasNL Před 10 měsíci +114

      @@HellecticMojohe’s also THE LAW.

  • @NyJoanzy
    @NyJoanzy Před 10 měsíci +3092

    A guy accused the game of being non offensive while listing the reasons they were offended.
    Beautiful 10/10 rationale.

    • @NeedForMadnessSVK
      @NeedForMadnessSVK Před 10 měsíci +463

      Nooo, you don't understaaand. It's only "offensive" when it teeters on the verge racism, misogyny and homophobia. Only SJWs get offended. What us conservatives and rightwingers feel when we get angry when someone is clowning on us is not "offense", it's a completely rational righteous anger. I am very smart.

    • @kobinho1917
      @kobinho1917 Před 10 měsíci +106

      “Punched a kid within 10 minutes”

    • @nowheremap
      @nowheremap Před 10 měsíci

      so many cool facts about that comment, but they seem to imply the nazis were funded by the jews?? 😭

    • @user-dk2cb8jk2r
      @user-dk2cb8jk2r Před 10 měsíci +81

      I found it even funnier that they called the Rothschild family communists

    • @obnoxiousweeb9101
      @obnoxiousweeb9101 Před 10 měsíci +54

      @@user-dk2cb8jk2r
      And said communism killed over a billion russians, specifically.

  • @manfaceddog9288
    @manfaceddog9288 Před 10 měsíci +2005

    'unhinged bisexual meets gay car nerd' is my favorite

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku Před 10 měsíci +132

      His description sounds like an ideal life tbh

    • @Marewig
      @Marewig Před 10 měsíci +25

      That's actually perfect 👌

    • @Moosemoose1
      @Moosemoose1 Před 10 měsíci +17

      I mean, to be honest, its not wrong

    • @GangsterFrankensteinComputer
      @GangsterFrankensteinComputer Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@Moosemoose1 I asked Kim and he said I wasn't into men.

    • @ryenguy
      @ryenguy Před 10 měsíci +58

      @@GangsterFrankensteinComputer he said that to YOU. for me. he said something else. 😉

  • @supremeplatypus7192
    @supremeplatypus7192 Před 10 měsíci +1295

    "non-offensive status quo game" and "Communist propaganda" are wild statements to have in the same paragraph

    • @JamrockHobo
      @JamrockHobo  Před 10 měsíci +371

      There are legit people who think that Joe Biden is a communist, so don't think too much abt it...

    • @supremeplatypus7192
      @supremeplatypus7192 Před 10 měsíci +64

      @@JamrockHobo You're telling me, our prime minister got called Lenin with hair, and our country's been neoliberal as all hell for a good 40 years now :(
      Jacinda Ardern in case you were wondering

    • @daneverharen1694
      @daneverharen1694 Před 9 měsíci +5

      @@supremeplatypus7192fellow kiwi!

    • @supremeplatypus7192
      @supremeplatypus7192 Před 9 měsíci +2

      @@daneverharen1694 Yesh

    • @Marewig
      @Marewig Před 9 měsíci +4

      ​@@supremeplatypus7192Sometimes, my morbid curiosity is strong enough to want to ask them what they're huffing.

  • @Astuar
    @Astuar Před 10 měsíci +2511

    Calling Disco Elysium "fluffy non offensive SJW propaganda" is something else, lol

    • @istvanpalanki5316
      @istvanpalanki5316 Před 10 měsíci +541

      even funnier they kept listing how the game offended them

    • @danroak
      @danroak Před 10 měsíci +224

      I found it hilarious too. The person clearly was intent on seeing omly what they wanted to see. The game often goes out of way to poke fun at near every view.

    • @GangsterFrankensteinComputer
      @GangsterFrankensteinComputer Před 10 měsíci +195

      This is the only game I've ever had a chat with a racist lorry driver about bad these foreigners are, then received a packet of cigarettes as a reward.
      Then had a conversation with a racist security guard, internalised advanced race theory, then discovered the truth about how occidental haplogroup B4 controls the media.

    • @caramel7050
      @caramel7050 Před 10 měsíci +160

      i mean when you consider awesome communist politics, feminist commentary, or basically anything remotely leftist "sjw and non offensive" then i guess it fits. conservative brainrot lol

    • @brentsta
      @brentsta Před 10 měsíci +36

      @@caramel7050 “awesome communist politics” lmao

  • @everettbr
    @everettbr Před 10 měsíci +2675

    two kinds of political reviews:
    "the game made fun of my conservative beliefs" - not recommended
    "the game made fun of my leftist beliefs" - recommended

    • @Mike-wb3oc
      @Mike-wb3oc Před 10 měsíci +438

      Never seen much conservative cope since the rise of communism lol.

    • @usuariob4948
      @usuariob4948 Před 10 měsíci

      "This game is too political correct and it's afraid of offending people"
      "The game is openly racist and a kid wont stop calling me a f****t"

    • @Zergking100
      @Zergking100 Před 10 měsíci +75

      What rise lol.

    • @user-pc5qj2ix2c
      @user-pc5qj2ix2c Před 10 měsíci

      Well yeah, but communists would commit genocide on conservatives given a chance so that makes sense.

    • @IndiumInk
      @IndiumInk Před 10 měsíci

      ​@Zergking100 Why do you think the Cold War happened you dumbass? 😭

  • @telidro
    @telidro Před 10 měsíci +3919

    5:28 the only, and I mean only, instance of the phrase "white male" being used in the entirety of Disco Elysium is when the detective identifies the victim as a "white male in his forties." Literally just an objective description of the corpse. Absolutely incredible that anyone got upset over this lmao

    • @JamrockHobo
      @JamrockHobo  Před 10 měsíci +1719

      Of course they had to kill the white male, huh? Who is also a war criminal? The woke agenda smh

    • @e-agjohn8176
      @e-agjohn8176 Před 10 měsíci

      @@JamrockHobo ok I don't have anything against dead people but did they HAVE to be a white male?? What's wrong with a black dude? Woke sjw propaganda smh.

    • @capiest
      @capiest Před 10 měsíci +391

      you can also ask kim about the case and tell him you're a white male in his forties (you get a kim point for doing this)

    • @javgodos
      @javgodos Před 10 měsíci +290

      Same thing with feminism. It is an idea that is only searched in depth with Garte and only if you choose to pick it up.

    • @42Caio
      @42Caio Před 10 měsíci +537

      @@javgodos That's what's so funny about it. A lot of things these people are absolutely outraged about only show up because they picked enough options related to it to get a Thought based on it, and then left it equipped to their thought cabinet. It's literally living rent-free on the head of their Harry.

  • @Caroscribbles
    @Caroscribbles Před 10 měsíci +1610

    Apparently "a thousand curses upon Steam and the developers" guy went back in and played for 13 more hours after posting his review. Truly incredible

    • @Khono
      @Khono Před 10 měsíci +133

      Bro matured a bit after his thoughts on the game had time to percolate through his neurons some more.

    • @user-bw4jm1bv1i
      @user-bw4jm1bv1i Před 10 měsíci +61

      Videogame Dunkey coming back to Death Stranding.

    • @keyman245
      @keyman245 Před 9 měsíci +64

      He even tried refunding after 3 hours but came back when he couldn't just to play some more hours, he's literally Harry

    • @actualgoblin
      @actualgoblin Před 4 měsíci +1

      relatable honestly

  • @EviIPaladin
    @EviIPaladin Před 10 měsíci +405

    The "I can't read. *thumbs down*" into "I can't read. *thumbs up*" is so good.

  • @roach590
    @roach590 Před 10 měsíci +620

    "Walk slowly from place to place while people are rude to you" lmao best review about the game

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Před 10 měsíci +46

      and about real life basically 🤔

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Před 9 měsíci +27

      @@AtticusKarpenter even the crippling alcoholism is accurate!

    • @salmon-stan
      @salmon-stan Před 6 měsíci +21

      In that guy’s defense it’s difficult to figure out how to auto-run. It’s probably the most important control, one without a clickable equivalent and it’s not even listed in the controls menu. I walked slowly everywhere my entire first day haha

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 Před 2 měsíci

      This is pretty accurate tbh

    • @michgarcia1294
      @michgarcia1294 Před měsícem

      Well someone didn’t find the run button

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855
    @littlesnowflakepunk855 Před 10 měsíci +807

    "non-offensive game that is afraid to offend everyone" - guy who is very clearly offended by the game, about a game in which you can shoot a child in the face for being annoying

    • @GangsterFrankensteinComputer
      @GangsterFrankensteinComputer Před 10 měsíci

      CUNO - "F****ts love it in the dick."

    • @Khono
      @Khono Před 10 měsíci +2

      Is Cunoesse only 1 of 2 people we can actually kill in the game?

    • @littlesnowflakepunk855
      @littlesnowflakepunk855 Před 10 měsíci +42

      @@Khono are you counting harry?

    • @Khono
      @Khono Před 10 měsíci

      @@littlesnowflakepunk855Harry's not a person, he's a piece of furniture filled with random thoughts and smelly stains.

    • @Limrasson
      @Limrasson Před 10 měsíci +3

      Okey, but how is shooting a child in the face supposed to be offensive?

  • @roosty2266
    @roosty2266 Před 10 měsíci +1072

    “Pro status quo”. “Pushes socialism”. What.

    • @visoriannull832
      @visoriannull832 Před 10 měsíci +2

      Most right wingers genuinely think "the west" is "decaying into a socialist hellscape"

    • @valentin703
      @valentin703 Před 10 měsíci +150

      Never heard of multitasking? 🙃

    • @ambmamb8370
      @ambmamb8370 Před 10 měsíci +33

      i mean
      the mainstream does larp as revolutionary and mildly soc here

    • @visoriannull832
      @visoriannull832 Před 10 měsíci

      @@ambmamb8370 The only time any mainstream entities like politicians and corporations make any mention of "Revolution" is to say "no one has ever done this thing we're doing before" mostly as a selling point to buy their product. The concept of overthrowing the government is so far out of normal political discourse that most americans unironically lump revolutionary leaning leftists with far right extremists.
      I feel like westerners THINK they're left leaning purely because they're "not racist" (note: Not as racist as literal slavers, which is still pretty racist.) and allow gay people to exist. Other then that, to them, the current world is the best the world could possibly be, and any mention of bettering has to be in such slow increments that change is completely unnoticeable and even ineffective.

    • @ileutur6863
      @ileutur6863 Před 10 měsíci

      @@ambmamb8370 The key work here being larp. That's like china still calling itself communist while being the biggest force of capitalism on Earth

  • @samwalters6170
    @samwalters6170 Před 10 měsíci +164

    Half the reviews sound like a Disco Elysium character wrote them.

    • @helios566
      @helios566 Před 6 dny

      You'll notice all the negative reviews from fascists and bigots are long screeds about their ideology.
      Literally just how Mesurehead talks to you.

  • @yeeee859
    @yeeee859 Před 10 měsíci +750

    The "Not Recommended", "Product received for free" and "Product refunded" combo has me crying 😂

    • @SolarFlareAmerica
      @SolarFlareAmerica Před 10 měsíci +41

      You can refund those???

    • @Beregorn88
      @Beregorn88 Před 10 měsíci +96

      "The game is so bad, I wouldn't want it even if it was free"

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Před 10 měsíci +57

      ​@@Beregorn88 i mean, free game is basically communism, disgusting!
      (i remember posters accusing torrent users in being communists :D)

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat Před 10 měsíci

      ​@@AtticusKarpentereven Piracy is woke now!

    • @dragonflymoonraven
      @dragonflymoonraven Před 10 měsíci +22

      @@AtticusKarpenter Maybe we are. Maybe we're worse. Maybe we're anarchists. >:3
      (or maybe poor people just want to have fun, and enjoy free things. :P)

  • @Ehh.....
    @Ehh..... Před 10 měsíci +297

    FunFact: A 97% chance of passing means you still means you have a 3% chance of failing.
    Hit up the lottery, jack.

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 Před měsícem +2

      The worst part is when you pass a 3% check and know that at some point in the future when you least expect it the universe will restore balance by making you fail a skill check youre certain you have in the bag

  • @yetanotherkeyblader3572
    @yetanotherkeyblader3572 Před 10 měsíci +183

    "can't have sex with kim" okay, that one is fair.

    • @valideno9592
      @valideno9592 Před 6 měsíci

      it is fair if you are a deviant homosexual

  • @TheYouglup
    @TheYouglup Před 10 měsíci +271

    “I got a game over sitting in a chair…” 🤓
    “I got a game over siting in a chair!” 😎

    • @viktorthevictor6240
      @viktorthevictor6240 Před 10 měsíci +17

      Reminds me of a review of a camping chair on Amazon. Guy said one of the legs sank right through the dirt and he fell off backwards. He gave it four and a half stars

  • @BrickFrog1
    @BrickFrog1 Před 10 měsíci +449

    "I didn't even get to any of the actual combat" damn, can't believe that reviewer missed the area near the gate where the random battle zone reaches your side of the wall and you can grind scabs early

    • @JamrockHobo
      @JamrockHobo  Před 10 měsíci +144

      I think you have to be in NG+ for the game to change into first person shooter

    • @bibrosko
      @bibrosko Před 10 měsíci +97

      the pvp servers shut down 😔

    • @JamrockHobo
      @JamrockHobo  Před 10 měsíci +59

      tbh I would love if there was a custom map mod of some shooter where you could play matches in Revachol

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Před 10 měsíci +33

      What the fuck is this game? With each comment I read I'm more and more confused

    • @donpollo3154
      @donpollo3154 Před 10 měsíci

      @@realdragon to put it simply, story-driven game set in futuristic retro France after a failed communist rebellion. You're an alcoholic cop who punches children

  • @Nipah.Auauau
    @Nipah.Auauau Před 10 měsíci +799

    There are reviews both positive and negative for the politics the game supposedly espouses.
    But all of the reviews that reference punching a child are 100% positive.
    Truly there are greater dreams that bind Man together.

    • @SolarFlareAmerica
      @SolarFlareAmerica Před 10 měsíci

      ALL MY HOMIES HATE MEAN CHILDREN

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Před 10 měsíci +61

      Politics is like dying by sitting in uncomfortable chair...

    • @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944
      @danubeisreallypeculiarrive7944 Před 10 měsíci +4

      People who made the game: We thank Karl Marx for our political education.

    • @dragonflymoonraven
      @dragonflymoonraven Před 10 měsíci +3

      The Rika avatar speaks the truth. Fight-o, nanodesu!

    • @BirdieRumia
      @BirdieRumia Před 9 měsíci +6

      ​@@dragonflymoonravenPunching a child, hitting a child with a chair, same difference, right?

  • @billy6044
    @billy6044 Před 10 měsíci +1088

    The majority of the negative reviews of disco elysium say "Great game, It was stolen, Pirate it, Fuck ZA/UM"

    • @JamrockHobo
      @JamrockHobo  Před 10 měsíci +505

      fit7girl-repa7cks.si7te/disco-elys7ium/
      without the 7s, if someone needs a link 🏴‍☠

    • @YouTubdotCub
      @YouTubdotCub Před 10 měsíci +201

      the PMG video has been pretty soundly critiqued for inadequacies and biased presentation

    • @PankoBreading
      @PankoBreading Před 10 měsíci +82

      ​@@JamrockHobofellow Fitgirl enjoyer 🚬🍷

    • @billy6044
      @billy6044 Před 10 měsíci +34

      @@JamrockHobo fitgirl is where I got the game lmao

    • @billy6044
      @billy6044 Před 10 měsíci +36

      @@JamrockHobo i had never had a warm feeling in my chest, then jamrock hobo hit me with the ❤️

  • @DelProv
    @DelProv Před 10 měsíci +528

    The guy who was upset that there was a racist lorry driver and not a communist or atheist lorry driver absolutely sent me. Like, how are any of those things even remotely related? Does he think that racism and communism are religions? Does he think that communists are incapable of racism? What is going on in that guy’s head?

    • @JamrockHobo
      @JamrockHobo  Před 10 měsíci +132

      i dont know, and thats why its so fun for me

    • @NikolasoGames
      @NikolasoGames Před 10 měsíci +26

      It means that he thought there wasn't enough insults thrown at both sides, apparently. And communists coult be racist but I'd say that's usually not the case. Isn't it all about equality?

    • @nhaedzwero43
      @nhaedzwero43 Před 9 měsíci +57

      @@NikolasoGames same as Lenin was all about equality but a hardcore sexist at the same time. No political view is inseparable to its opposite views.
      Gay homophobes, trans terfs, christian slavers, colored nazis, you get the point.

    • @Dis_Dis
      @Dis_Dis Před 9 měsíci +3

      "What's going on in that guy's head?" Not much probably.

    • @MiArDm
      @MiArDm Před 9 měsíci +4

      @@nhaedzwero43 Sexist? May I ask.....?

  • @funky2999
    @funky2999 Před 10 měsíci +125

    "I didn't even get to any of the actual combat."
    Who's gonna tell him?

    • @Bobogdan258
      @Bobogdan258 Před 10 měsíci +15

      The combat was intense and satisfying. 10/10

  • @why_is_this_a_thing
    @why_is_this_a_thing Před 10 měsíci +543

    "wouldn't let me be racist enough"
    When being neo nazi isn't enough lmao

    • @NikolasoGames
      @NikolasoGames Před 10 měsíci +16

      regardless, it would be funny to be even more racist, yet I think what the game had was already enough to 'roleplay' that part. (CRPG) It was funny.

    • @Dis_Dis
      @Dis_Dis Před 9 měsíci

      ​@@NikolasoGames How can you even be *more* racist?

    • @CarolusRexI
      @CarolusRexI Před 9 měsíci +38

      @@bogdanov2395 i mean, you can learn "advanced race theory" thats literally nazism

    • @epsteindidntkillhimself69
      @epsteindidntkillhimself69 Před 9 měsíci +28

      @@CarolusRexI No, it is not Nazism at all. It is a form of ethnonationalism though, so good enough.

    • @varsoonhks3211
      @varsoonhks3211 Před 8 měsíci +9

      @@CarolusRexI Eeeh
      You can internalize the mystery of Advanced Race Theory in order to come to a conclusion about it, wherein the characters decides it's all just arbitrary aesthetics.
      The racist thing is that, knowing that, you can still choose to be bigoted and shitty.

  • @Selmo15
    @Selmo15 Před 10 měsíci +195

    The funniest thing about the unhinged negative reviews is how they sound like they could be a characters from Disco Elysium themselves. Some passages from this video out of context would make for killer lines in a sequel. Guess the rumors are true, that many original characters were based on prolific twitter posters...

  • @giuthais
    @giuthais Před 10 měsíci +887

    there was this one review I saw of a guy complaining that the game called his character racist because he only agreed with *some* of the things the racist lorry driver and Measurehead said

  • @tophatcat1173
    @tophatcat1173 Před 10 měsíci +314

    Ah, yes, _disco elysium_ is a game that is afraid of offending anyone, of course. Disco elysium is notorious for never saying anything controversial.

    • @faffywhosmilesatdeath5953
      @faffywhosmilesatdeath5953 Před 5 měsíci +36

      People saying it's designed to be inoffensive just send me for a loop especially considering that statistically at least 90% of people will meet a drug-addicted child who cusses you out and calls you a f****t within the first hour of gameplay

    • @pycckueopexu9043
      @pycckueopexu9043 Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@faffywhosmilesatdeath5953 how's that offensive? It's just edgy and childish writing

    • @faffywhosmilesatdeath5953
      @faffywhosmilesatdeath5953 Před 4 měsíci +8

      @@pycckueopexu9043 okay, the realities of drug addiction in war-torn and impoverished areas completely aside.. I don't find it offensive, but I can completely understand how other people could find it offensive. The point isn't that it's crossing all of the farthest lines in existence. The point is that this game could not possibly be called totally inoffensive by any stretch of the imagination.
      I mean it lets you play a racist, woman-hating fascist.

    • @lucasberhends1141
      @lucasberhends1141 Před 2 měsíci

      Tf you mean it's childish and edgy writting? ​It's just comedy, nothing wrong with it, It's been a long time since i had so much sincere laughs with a game, the game makes fun of a lot of things and political sides, you just need to have fun and don't take things seriously@@pycckueopexu9043

    • @rockhardcelery1214
      @rockhardcelery1214 Před měsícem

      ​@@pycckueopexu9043come to my farm in guatemala we have very refined and adult writing. you come help us write more, we right about american boy becoking happy guatemaan wife yes❤

  • @Wezla
    @Wezla Před 10 měsíci +324

    That one review describing the writers as... effectively who the writers were, but probably without context. Like an asshole took a shot from half court and only just barely missed.

    • @Danielsonsonsonson
      @Danielsonsonsonson Před 10 měsíci +73

      the random emphasis on sharing hair products killed me

    • @JohnSmith-ox3gy
      @JohnSmith-ox3gy Před 9 měsíci +8

      @@Danielsonsonsonson A lesser writer would have used the communal toothbrush meme.

    • @pycckueopexu9043
      @pycckueopexu9043 Před 4 měsíci

      Oh no the writers who are literal commies and publicly stated so are being called commies!!! No context! The tragedy!

  • @Medosse
    @Medosse Před 10 měsíci +642

    I love how u put the contradictive reviews next to each other,makes the video so much better.

    • @RaunienTheFirst
      @RaunienTheFirst Před 10 měsíci +66

      "This is woke propaganda!" "This game is just full of slurs! UGH!"
      "This game promotes drinking" "This game is the best anti-drinking PSA I have ever seen"
      Truly the game of all time.

    • @noaag
      @noaag Před 10 měsíci +32

      i cant read 👎
      i cant read 👍

  • @TommyLikeTom
    @TommyLikeTom Před 10 měsíci +134

    "I wish french people were real" is my favourite

    • @TheGalaxyWings
      @TheGalaxyWings Před 6 měsíci

      Hi

    • @Frazer2
      @Frazer2 Před 3 měsíci

      @@TheGalaxyWings My god, its some kind of NEW kind of cryptid.

    • @broblerone413
      @broblerone413 Před 3 měsíci

      @@Frazer2 quick, get the camera!

  • @SolarFlareAmerica
    @SolarFlareAmerica Před 10 měsíci +97

    "This game has too many words, as a leftist i find this very funny because we always make things that require too much reading 10/10"

  • @JamrockHobo
    @JamrockHobo  Před 10 měsíci +455

    What's your favourite part?
    I'm still laughing about the guy who is somehow just APPALLED by the concept of "male dominated workplaces"

    • @Raum2901
      @Raum2901 Před 10 měsíci +242

      My favorites are:
      Communist game 👍
      Communist game 👎

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 10 měsíci +201

      I love seeing people offended by this games politics/gay/feminism.
      My brother in Christ, you chose to be a gay feminist communist.

    • @JamrockHobo
      @JamrockHobo  Před 10 měsíci +169

      It's like playing Wolfenstein and complaining about having to kill Nazis

    • @dialectiks
      @dialectiks Před 10 měsíci +50

      "Warrior Monk? Mate, you should have kept up with the ciggies."

    • @balintnemes6774
      @balintnemes6774 Před 10 měsíci +63

      He refunded a freely received game. 9000 IQ

  • @NeostormXLMAX
    @NeostormXLMAX Před 10 měsíci +73

    “As a russian my people were slaughtered 1000 million plus” when you cant do math

  • @charlesmartin1972
    @charlesmartin1972 Před 9 měsíci +273

    I like how the criticism of "anti-immigration sentiment is correlated with sexual inadequacy" isn't "this is incorrect", but rather "this is overly reductive"

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket Před 6 měsíci +45

      It's the pettiest way to write "I'm in this picture and I don't like it" lol

    • @juanjuri6127
      @juanjuri6127 Před 6 měsíci +36

      "i'll have you know i'm also inadequate in other fields, which the game does not address,"

    • @roadworkaheadIsurehopeitdoes
      @roadworkaheadIsurehopeitdoes Před 6 měsíci

      Where is this said in the game?

    • @charlesmartin1972
      @charlesmartin1972 Před 6 měsíci +4

      ​@@roadworkaheadIsurehopeitdoesask the person who wrote the review at 6:07. I didn't play it, but they did

    • @roadworkaheadIsurehopeitdoes
      @roadworkaheadIsurehopeitdoes Před 6 měsíci

      @@charlesmartin1972 I’ve played the game a couple times but don’t recall this line of dialogue, although it’s really funny lol. Also u should play it!!!

  • @anarchohelenism
    @anarchohelenism Před 10 měsíci +969

    Every conservative review is just “I’m in this game and I don’t like it.”

    • @vdate
      @vdate Před 10 měsíci +36

      I mean, same - it's just that I find that to be a point in the game's favour.

    • @Casshio
      @Casshio Před 10 měsíci +91

      @@Ozzianman While it does lean in a certain direction politically, it really takes a piss on whatever you do and believe in. And I love it.

    • @Casshio
      @Casshio Před 10 měsíci +70

      @@Ozzianman Couldn't agree more.
      I'm left leaning myself and I had a blast.
      And not because of my own beliefs.
      But because of what you describe.
      Revachol embodies real places I've been at.
      Scarred cities occupied by all kinds of people holding all kinds of beliefs ending up there over years of complex history.
      It's some seriously rare world building.

    • @visoriannull832
      @visoriannull832 Před 10 měsíci +62

      @@Ozzianman I think the thing they balk at is that it presents communism as something that people could believably be in favor of.
      Spoiler: Even measurehead has a sympathetic backstory. Literally the only reason right wingers are mad is because communism is presented as a valid thought process in this game.

    • @alexjeffrey3981
      @alexjeffrey3981 Před 10 měsíci +58

      ​@@visoriannull832they're so used to cold war propaganda (laughed when that guy said communism killed a billion Russians) that they find nuanced discussion of communism rather triggering

  • @aidenLjmz
    @aidenLjmz Před 10 měsíci +266

    The one complaining about nonexistent male on male scenes 🤣 God, I wish there were!!

    • @JamrockHobo
      @JamrockHobo  Před 10 měsíci +77

      I know right?? 😭

    • @waterlessbody
      @waterlessbody Před 10 měsíci +60

      I seek out gay and didn’t even get to all the gay on my first playthrough. I think something in their subconscious must be at play

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 10 měsíci

      LET US KISS KIM, COWARDS

    • @basedsneedclave175
      @basedsneedclave175 Před 10 měsíci +18

      Damn there’s no ram ranch

    • @klimychbarin
      @klimychbarin Před 10 měsíci +9

      @@basedsneedclave175 It's under lockdown

  • @RunicVersion244
    @RunicVersion244 Před 10 měsíci +385

    I'm still kind of amazed at the guy who thinks that "White People Bad" is somehow the message of DE. I assume he had like an allergic reaction or something the first time the game suggested that racism is bad and immediately deleted it, least the Cultural Marxism infest him.

    • @haltorn2611
      @haltorn2611 Před 10 měsíci +77

      Plus the guy clearly didn't meet measurehead, the stand in for black hebrew israelite that flat out makes his reading impossible lmao

    • @dogg6628
      @dogg6628 Před 10 měsíci +106

      measurehead called him a ham sandwitch and it broke him

    • @GangsterFrankensteinComputer
      @GangsterFrankensteinComputer Před 10 měsíci +1

      The funniest thing is all the races in the game are completely fictional.

    • @dogg6628
      @dogg6628 Před 10 měsíci +24

      @@GangsterFrankensteinComputer It's pretty obvious the disco elysium world is supposed to be a parallel to our own, and most of the although fictionally named races are pretty clearly supposed to be real life ones, like Cuno and his family being scotts, Measurehead and Liz being either subsaharan or caribbeans, Specially with the accents which are just real life accents with another name

    • @Kimmie6772
      @Kimmie6772 Před 10 měsíci +15

      ​@@dogg6628 it's pretty clear what races/ethnicities the game references. However, the funniest thing about the measurehead rant was casually calling a race "mosquitos" in the most serious and superior tone that his accent allows.

  • @irisanuwu6113
    @irisanuwu6113 Před 10 měsíci +534

    the guy who said "needless to say theres no commie lorry driver" fascinates me. the way he juxtaposes "racist" to "commie" is so on the nose he couldve just said "i dont like this game because im a racist".

    • @JamrockHobo
      @JamrockHobo  Před 10 měsíci +209

      I think a lot of reviewers just want to be Measurehead, not Lorry Driver

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 10 měsíci

      Fr, he's offended racists aren't given good representation

    • @sparkyboi4387
      @sparkyboi4387 Před 10 měsíci +52

      ​@@JamrockHobo
      So, they want to get 360 kicked by a drunk detective?

    • @HarrySadler-mj5bn
      @HarrySadler-mj5bn Před 10 měsíci +12

      I thought the same thing, like, he knows that the anti-thesis to communism is the opposite of racism but is anti communist?

    • @GangsterFrankensteinComputer
      @GangsterFrankensteinComputer Před 10 měsíci +14

      The worst thing is he actually believes a lorry driver could actually be a communist lmfao.

  • @halapenopepper
    @halapenopepper Před 10 měsíci +145

    I love how you can tell who played this game without any reasonable amount of reading comprehension.

  • @suricrasia
    @suricrasia Před 7 měsíci +27

    "I didn't get to any of the actual combat" is hilarious

  • @mathiasrryba
    @mathiasrryba Před 10 měsíci +26

    "This game is so inoffensive that I got pissed enough to rant about it for multiple paragraphs after barely making it out of the tutorial".

  • @Lincoln_Bio
    @Lincoln_Bio Před 10 měsíci +91

    Honestly the "bad" reviews just made me want to play it more

  • @dawidwojacki5049
    @dawidwojacki5049 Před 10 měsíci +69

    "Too French" is the best review out there.

  • @vandarkholme8548
    @vandarkholme8548 Před 10 měsíci +173

    My favorite review is the one where the Russian guy accuses this game of being soft and non-offensive while being clearly offended.

    • @sabojude
      @sabojude Před 10 měsíci +21

      Even goes out of his way to say that he's offended in the next paragraph

    • @truedarklander
      @truedarklander Před 10 měsíci

      a thousand million dead by communism (most sane Russian anticommunism)

    • @bigpoppa1234
      @bigpoppa1234 Před 5 měsíci

      His display name was "tread on serpents", which strikes me as an anti-libertarian/right wing, pro-"SJW"/left wing display name. WHOSE SIDE IS HE ON!? Maybe he's a nazbol.

    • @danvolodar
      @danvolodar Před 4 měsíci

      That whole review is trolling, obviously, as evidenced by the "unironic" claim of a billion Russian victims of communism.

  • @Nombre-nn5dj
    @Nombre-nn5dj Před 8 měsíci +29

    "Can't have sex with Kim" is the only valid critique ill accept for this game.

  • @Geriato
    @Geriato Před 10 měsíci +113

    2:00 non-offensive? I think its the exact opposite. This has to be one of the most politically controversial game simply because of the sheer amount of NPCs with differently branching ideologies. Its like a political FFA

    • @SleepyMatt-zzz
      @SleepyMatt-zzz Před 10 měsíci +6

      And yet this fact has gone completely over people's heads.

    • @Nomadith
      @Nomadith Před 10 měsíci

      And the hilarious point of Harry being able to be a communist, hustler, gay, racist, fascist feminist simultaneously. HDB has no idea what cognitive dissonance is (and made funnier when Kim and your squad comment on it at the end of the game)

    • @Kidomaru222
      @Kidomaru222 Před 10 měsíci

      What they mean by non-offensive is that it's not offensive enough to the imagined blue-haired barista liberal living rent-free in their head.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Před 10 měsíci

      @@SleepyMatt-zzz echo-bubble people. For them, rich political representation in the game a "ridiculously big amount of (leftist? Sexist?) idiots with which i do not agree"

  • @rumplstiltztinkerstein
    @rumplstiltztinkerstein Před 10 měsíci +47

    These reviews show that the silly people portrayed in the game are even more real than I expected

  • @Contevent
    @Contevent Před 6 měsíci +17

    I love the negative review where the player expected a hero with a dark past vs a mysterious killer, and it turned out it's an ex-gym teacher turned alcoholic cop vs a loser political officer with PTSD on his island.
    Disco Elysium is truly about the insanity of the mundane.

  • @forestsavior
    @forestsavior Před 10 měsíci +152

    1:11 "I got a game over on a 97% diceroll, this is unfair" -- I see somebody has never played the classic X-COM: UFO Defense. Or a Fire Emblem game.

    • @JamrockHobo
      @JamrockHobo  Před 10 měsíci +70

      Failing a 97%, leading to you and your whole team getting slaughtered: I sleep
      Failing a 97%, embarassing myself in front of two elders: real shit?

    • @nhaedzwero43
      @nhaedzwero43 Před 10 měsíci +10

      "I have shit luck, therefore game bad"

    • @Lulink013
      @Lulink013 Před 10 měsíci +9

      Fire emblem famously uses two RNG checks to make high displayed probabilities even higher and vice-versa, though. They blatantly lie about odds bacause it feels better in the end.

    • @tipoima
      @tipoima Před 10 měsíci +6

      Hell, XCOM is famous for its 100% misses. They'd probably die IRL from that

    • @nickpapadopoulos9978
      @nickpapadopoulos9978 Před 10 měsíci +5

      Just any xcom game in general, although it isn't quite as bad for the new ones because there are less variables that are decided by a percentage chance dice roll

  • @elvingearmasterirma7241
    @elvingearmasterirma7241 Před 10 měsíci +107

    I love how we all agree Kim Kitsuragi is life
    The slighest disdain from him was enough to crush me. Made me fall to my knees.
    Also. The chair? I felt so seen.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Před 10 měsíci +12

      Kim is a sure hand that keeps you from falling into abyss of madness. We all, all really need this. Thats why everyone loves this character.

  • @waqupi
    @waqupi Před 10 měsíci +239

    obviously. many of these reviews are bad. but i got stuck on the one at 9:10.
    do they think that all a alcoholics have a dark tragic backstory?? my dude substance abuse can happen to anyone. and for harry it started with untreated mental health issues and joining a stressful job. those are realistic issues!

    • @t0th3m4x1mu5
      @t0th3m4x1mu5 Před 10 měsíci +18

      Also isnt it heavily implied that harry and his precinct are the whole reason the church is ruined? That would be traumatizing...

    • @user-io5ol1hb6d
      @user-io5ol1hb6d Před 10 měsíci +40

      Those people need to go touch the grass, 'cause they want some epic Hollywood character background, with plottwist and etc.
      Meanwhile, if you actually try to get into the Harry past, you will find man so broken, that it''s proubably better let him finally forget all the shit that happend to him. Each time you digging to the past - character suffers, even the game itself tells you to not do it.

    • @bibrosko
      @bibrosko Před 10 měsíci +17

      honestly i think living in a poor world surrounded by expanding pale, and the woman you love and want to have family with aborting your child and moving aways its tragic enough. Its just more real than the hollywood tragic backstory they are thinking of, i guess

    • @GangsterFrankensteinComputer
      @GangsterFrankensteinComputer Před 10 měsíci +9

      Harry's backstory is dark, he was with Dora was 12 years, engaged, she aborts his child, gets pregnant to another man and leaves him.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Před 10 měsíci +9

      Also Harry a best cop at his police station. Which kind of ridiculously contradicts the impression from the beginning of the game where he lies doggystyle after a hardcore booze.
      Pretty epic in my opinion. And by the way, the pain of breaking up with girlfriend is described so realistically that I received mental damage at the same time as Harry, and had to take a break. The author obviously went through this himself, it is impossible to know such nuances of how exactly you are torn to shreds from the inside in such a situation otherwise.

  • @MITAKA9
    @MITAKA9 Před 10 měsíci +71

    The game is afraid to offend anyone?!?! Bro, what game were you playing!?

  • @hamsandwich1000
    @hamsandwich1000 Před 10 měsíci +133

    I also scrolled through the steam reviews last week, funniest shit i've ever read, especially the "this game is pro-drinking" take.

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo Před 10 měsíci +19

      I find the irony of your profile picture hilarious

    • @komaru_7120
      @komaru_7120 Před 10 měsíci +6

      based profile setup

  • @zodian8089
    @zodian8089 Před 10 měsíci +32

    People buy a game where you can only talk, and complain that there are too many dialogues in it. Brilliant.

  • @JCdental
    @JCdental Před 10 měsíci +30

    "Not that there is anything wrong with being Estonian
    *BUT*...

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Před měsícem

      And then whining about how Estonia is monocultural. Like most places in the world, you know :D

  • @boingo762
    @boingo762 Před 10 měsíci +213

    “Status quo game that is afraid of offending everyone” Yeah, the game definitely doesn’t make fun of literally all political alignments

    • @Przemko27Z
      @Przemko27Z Před 4 měsíci +5

      And it does it well, because the writers actually believe in things and have basis for their mockery instead of being just nihilistic "centrists".

  • @elaishane8886
    @elaishane8886 Před 10 měsíci +125

    1:54 you just KNOW that measurehead wrote that review, lmao.

    • @JamrockHobo
      @JamrockHobo  Před 10 měsíci +58

      and 5:53 is definitely racist lorry driver

    • @elaishane8886
      @elaishane8886 Před 10 měsíci +25

      ​@@JamrockHobolmao yes, he got so offended. Great video by the way, getting a good laugh out of it!

    • @realhumanbean7915
      @realhumanbean7915 Před 10 měsíci +44

      He really did the “1 billion people died of communism” joke but unironically

    • @elaishane8886
      @elaishane8886 Před 10 měsíci +11

      @@realhumanbean7915 literally lmao, very cringe

    • @BifronsCandle
      @BifronsCandle Před 10 měsíci +28

      How dare you compare the peak of Semenese genetic perfection to some potato-loving, al gul-addicted kojko

  • @Danny-kk4nj
    @Danny-kk4nj Před 10 měsíci +590

    1:45 hol up, gay propeganda, male and male scenes?? Conservatives are wild, the game basically just mentions gay people, you literally don't see a single thing and if you were to play the game without digging into the homosexual undergroung and talking extensively to all side characters very few people are actually confirmed to be gay but they're so fragile even that is enough to send them raging into the reviews. Imagine being that fragile, can't relate. Unless there's some hardcore gay porn that I managed to miss in my playthrough, Harry and Kim just go nuts if you choose not to sleep on the island or something 😂

    • @JamrockHobo
      @JamrockHobo  Před 10 měsíci +248

      Hey leave them alone, they just have a very vivid (and willing) fantasy!

    • @ANunes06
      @ANunes06 Před 10 měsíci +109

      I like to imagine a world where gays are as fragile as straights, and have spent the last :checks watch: 12 thousand years bitching about all the guy/girl relationships in all the stories humanity ever told.
      Instead gay people came up with the ultimate solution: Shipping.

    • @evilmiera
      @evilmiera Před 10 měsíci +107

      That's Russia for you. So afraid of gay people even mentioning them is considered hardcore porn.

    • @BurgerTankCoach
      @BurgerTankCoach Před 10 měsíci +58

      ​@@evilmieraooo spooky scary gays, ooo

    • @zigmus00A
      @zigmus00A Před 10 měsíci +89

      I like the subtle implications that he actively had to go looking for it, and only started complaining when he found it

  • @thisisfine5746
    @thisisfine5746 Před 10 měsíci +568

    Dear god I never thought people could miss the message of this game so godamn much. It's honestly so depressing.

    • @nhaedzwero43
      @nhaedzwero43 Před 10 měsíci +139

      Nah, it's such a well-made game that the message is pretty easy to see.
      Don't get hung up on the loud minority.

    • @waterlessbody
      @waterlessbody Před 10 měsíci +93

      @@nhaedzwero43exactly, the hateful have to be the loudest on the internet because nobody irl will listen to them

    • @YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN
      @YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN Před 10 měsíci +24

      Liberals would misunderstand a bear even if it was chewing their leg off...

    • @nacicomi
      @nacicomi Před 10 měsíci +133

      Right wingers and media literatcy are two things that don't mix

    • @ambmamb8370
      @ambmamb8370 Před 10 měsíci +21

      @@nacicomi projection

  • @jonathancortez9143
    @jonathancortez9143 Před 8 měsíci +13

    Two kinds of reviews
    "this game is propaganda and offends my political views, died in dumb random ways, 0/10"
    "this game is propaganda and offends my political views, died in dumb random ways, 10/10"

  • @deandelvin9924
    @deandelvin9924 Před 10 měsíci +36

    But what if I am Kras Mazov.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Před 10 měsíci +1

      Caramel Marx from Equestria at War

    • @ghirahimlefabuleux8984
      @ghirahimlefabuleux8984 Před 6 měsíci +4

      You are not Kras Mazov. You are Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau, the second coming of Guillaume le Million, the one whose return shall bring the end of days.

  • @PoolNoodleGundam
    @PoolNoodleGundam Před 10 měsíci +263

    There are no negative reviews of this game, only inadvertent endorsements.
    Also, your accent elevates all of them immensely

  • @samblaze3223
    @samblaze3223 Před 10 měsíci +34

    “I tried to get a refund for this piece of shot game” 29 hours on record
    Seems like he really hated it

  • @ozgho09
    @ozgho09 Před 10 měsíci +116

    The one that I really have to draw attention to "game's finale is bad, guy who did it was a hater"
    Yeah, man. Sometimes life isn't all an interconnected web of intrigue. Sometimes you get your brain hollowed out while you were trying to nut by a mad grandpa who's been holed up on a deserted fort island since the fall of Communism.

    • @ozgho09
      @ozgho09 Před 10 měsíci +19

      Got to the end of the game, mad that it isn't about the destination.

    • @ambmamb8370
      @ambmamb8370 Před 10 měsíci +34

      it is interconnected tho
      thematically
      the past, nostalgia
      lost love, getting older and moving on
      on levels of politics, psychology and personal relationships

    • @mixox1197
      @mixox1197 Před 10 měsíci +14

      @@ambmamb8370 You are 100% right but if someone who expects a bombastic ending unfortunately can't see those far subtler interconnections

    • @ozgho09
      @ozgho09 Před 10 měsíci +13

      @@ambmamb8370 I understand that perspective perfectly, but the simple fact is that to view it that way is to view it disconnected from immediacy. Grandpa didn't shoot War Crimes because he knew him, because he didn't. Anything beyond that is not an immediate concern.

    • @varsoonhks3211
      @varsoonhks3211 Před 8 měsíci +9

      I loved how much the killer was borne of the setting, giving this huge payoff for how much the setting was front and center throughout the game.
      Him being a nobody is fantastic because it only further highlights how little the actual case mattered to anyone but us. Anyone who cared about War Crimes is already dead or otherwise moved on. No one in Martinaise cares for this case to be solved. It's Harry's--and the player's--own dogged persistence that push them through to see it all done. Having it be some big reveal or character we already knew wouldn't feel right.

  • @annsh.6487
    @annsh.6487 Před 10 měsíci +46

    Do people not collect any healing at all? I have more of it than I could ever have a use for

    • @0_0____
      @0_0____ Před 10 měsíci +8

      Right? I had 5 healing items by the time I got to the uncomfy chair, was happy to fail the check because it’s funny as hell.

  • @UnaverageNerd
    @UnaverageNerd Před 10 měsíci +310

    I love that most of the bad revievs are either just dumb , far rights or has no idea of how a c-rpg works

    • @wea69420
      @wea69420 Před 10 měsíci +71

      the Venn diagram for that is just a circle tbf

    • @gimpscam9976
      @gimpscam9976 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Imo people complain about the same stuff they like in other games just the fact they didn’t have a good time so the whole game is bad. “First 15 minutes died” hmm you’re missing the rest of the game there before your review.

    • @blazeburner303
      @blazeburner303 Před 10 měsíci +2

      now are we talking far right as in anti-socialist pro individualism, or far right as in sitting between international and national socialism proclaiming national socialism is the only evil

    • @visoriannull832
      @visoriannull832 Před 10 měsíci +3

      @@dontatmetillyouvebeenoutside What a kipt

    • @alexjeffrey3981
      @alexjeffrey3981 Před 10 měsíci +3

      ​​@@blazeburner303social and economic reactionaries

  • @phocarrot
    @phocarrot Před 6 měsíci +12

    Saying you don't like Disco Elysium because it has no personality is like saying you don't like ice cream because it's too hot.

  • @Hamun002
    @Hamun002 Před 10 měsíci +94

    I love the people who didn’t even look at the screenshots and just was like “yeah let’s go! Detective game! Shooting bad guys!” They’re so innocent and I wish them the best in finding their cops and robbers game

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba Před 10 měsíci +40

      Wondering what the "There's nothing 'Disco' in this game" guy even thought this game is supposed to look like? Just Dance 2023?

    • @TheOfficialJeff1
      @TheOfficialJeff1 Před 10 měsíci +29

      @@mathiasrryba Just dance 1984

    • @AutieZo
      @AutieZo Před 5 měsíci

      They wanted D**k Mullen but got a sad, depressed, alcoholic loser instead lmao

  • @NinaadDas
    @NinaadDas Před 10 měsíci +90

    The climax of this game was one of the best climax i have played in any game, using only two bullets.
    I never expected such a gripping standoff from a majorly text based game.

  • @SlashCampable
    @SlashCampable Před 9 měsíci +17

    Interesting how the negative reviews all boil down to either "this offends me" or "this game didn't do things the way other games do things"

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon Před 10 měsíci +64

    "Too french"
    only negative review i agreed with.

    • @LordAJ12345
      @LordAJ12345 Před 10 měsíci +8

      That and the "can't have sex with Kim" review

  • @kurtomcburto
    @kurtomcburto Před 10 měsíci +31

    Negative reviews are written by occidental haplogroup b4

    • @Moosemoose1
      @Moosemoose1 Před 10 měsíci +3

      More like written by a bunch of ham sandwiches to me

  • @johnnylouro
    @johnnylouro Před 7 měsíci +12

    I absolutely adore the complete lack of self awareness of criticizing the game for stating "how racism is only for the low IQ crowd / MAGA crowd".
    "How DARE my game not portray racism as a cohesive and diverse philosophy for very high IQ people??"

  • @Gamesaucer
    @Gamesaucer Před 10 měsíci +65

    Ah yes, the game really needed to show more than one kind of such morally gray behaviour as _checks notes_ being racist.
    Also I didn't like the game because _checks notes again_ the author is Estonian. What? I'm not mad, you're mad!
    These reviews are truly the gift that keeps on giving.

    • @AtticusKarpenter
      @AtticusKarpenter Před 10 měsíci

      Like, yea
      "oh yes that finnish shithole in Eastern Europe, they dont know what immigration crisis is, thats why they say wrong thing about being racist to immigrants!(its actually a reasonable thing!)"
      wtf, most of the world dont have problem with immigration crisis, why ever all games must see the world from american perspective?

  • @Torgan454
    @Torgan454 Před 10 měsíci +37

    The Communist Sandwich Bite of '51

  • @woulde41
    @woulde41 Před 4 měsíci +8

    "Walk slowly from place to place while people are rude to you"
    tbh that's pretty accurate lol

  • @deejaythedj313
    @deejaythedj313 Před 10 měsíci +17

    “Status Quo game that is afraid of offending everyone”
    *proceeds to be offended*

  • @realdragon
    @realdragon Před 10 měsíci +35

    I know nothing about Disco Elysium and this was a rollercoaster of emotions and opinions. I'm more confused about what this game is about than before I knew it existed 10/10

  • @shocknawe
    @shocknawe Před 10 měsíci +18

    2:06 - Gets über offended by the game: “this game is too afraid to offend anyone!!!”

  • @robcio150
    @robcio150 Před 6 měsíci +8

    I spat out my coffee on the "not that there's anything wrong with beining Estonian, but (...)" part.

  • @BanBootlicking
    @BanBootlicking Před 10 měsíci +42

    "Did drugs then punched a kid in the face
    Came home and played this game. It's pretty cool"
    💀

  • @ileutur6863
    @ileutur6863 Před 10 měsíci +25

    Today on: NPCs and their surface level understanding of media

  • @GlaukopisCal
    @GlaukopisCal Před 10 měsíci +51

    i'm pretty sure the people complaining that this game forces one political view on you think that cod is completely apolitical and doesn't push any agenda at all

    • @Dis_Dis
      @Dis_Dis Před 9 měsíci +1

      The game that has fictional middle eastern terrorists attacking irl London surely isn't political. The game devs said so!

  • @BoozeNMetaL
    @BoozeNMetaL Před 10 měsíci +315

    Has anyone else noticed that rightwingers and racist guys surprisingly enough tend to chose high PSY and INT builds? This leads them to interactions that lean towards empathy and rethoric pointing them towards the feminist and communist dialog options that trigger them so much right at the begining of the game. I'm not sure if they have enough self awareness to get triggered by the fascist props of the icebreaker questline.

    • @koghs
      @koghs Před 10 měsíci +67

      "Yes, I am very intelligent"

    • @charlesramirez587
      @charlesramirez587 Před 10 měsíci +14

      I mean it's all perspective no? Even empathy and rhetorical processes are just dialectics of their perspective culture. Even if we are to assume high empathy within the writing it does not mean the same conclusion in cultural terms. Like from one highly Intelligent person to another will see a trajedy and with equal empathy come to polar opposite approaches. As for rhetoric, it is just a tool to obfuscate meaning for power in a public setting. Rhetoric is performative not principled, and it's useful for any cause and to push any narrative. Dismissing a group by insulting intelligence is also a rhetorical device which is a narrative of dehumanization.

    • @BoozeNMetaL
      @BoozeNMetaL Před 10 měsíci

      @@charlesramirez587 I'm just talking in the context of the game. A high level of those skills at the start of the game will present dialog options and props that tend to trigger conservatives that's all. Going deeper into the specifics, that's because Empathy will make Harry interested into the reason why Sylvie left the Cafeteria, that being he himself being absolutely deranged for the last 7 days straight. Not knowing that fact, but having some emotional sense of it, his instincts points suspicions at Garte. Add Harry's tendency to project and reconceptualize his internal stuff and you get his "INEXPLICABLE femminist agenda". The contrast is made very clear if you fail all those empathy passive checks and instead get the "cock carousel" quest. Rethoric is, as you well point out, just a tool, and can lead just as well to communism as to Measureheads advanced race theory.

    • @visoriannull832
      @visoriannull832 Před 10 měsíci +78

      @@charlesramirez587 #1 nobody asked
      #2 have you played disco elysium? The rhetoric and empathy are skills in the game, both of which are communists. All the skills in the game have their own agendas and try to steer you in different ideological directions, that's what the above commenter was talking about.

    • @HellecticMojo
      @HellecticMojo Před 10 měsíci +62

      I'm more curious that they didn't opt out. Because Communist thought can be the earliest and easiest to ignore, and feminist thought can be easily twisted into misogyny with few interpretative takes and choices after talking with the waiter.

  • @sanc3375
    @sanc3375 Před 3 měsíci +4

    "Gamers love politics, they just dislike DIFFERENT politics"-Hbomberguy

  • @knd20221
    @knd20221 Před 9 měsíci +13

    Excuse you, Kim Kitsuragi is OUR bbygrl

  • @magicrainbowkitties1023
    @magicrainbowkitties1023 Před 6 měsíci +5

    "Product received for free"
    "Product refunded"
    Stonks

  • @usuariob4948
    @usuariob4948 Před 10 měsíci +26

    This game has so much RP potential. My Harry was an apolitical guy who was trying his best to quit drinking, be a good cop and put his life together.
    You dont have to be that silly or political if you dont want to. You can tell the voices to F-off and avoid low rolls if you want.

    • @GangsterFrankensteinComputer
      @GangsterFrankensteinComputer Před 10 měsíci +9

      I went around agreeing with everyone, because I was trying to create empathy with the witnesses and suspects to extract the most information. Kim tried to scold me for saying things he disagreed with and I got to call him an idiot.

    • @Bobogdan258
      @Bobogdan258 Před 10 měsíci +1

      @@GangsterFrankensteinComputer that's too far man

  • @SmashingCapital
    @SmashingCapital Před 10 měsíci +27

    how are these people saying that the game tries to not offend you? you get like hours of dialogue with kids that constantly call you a f*g

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 10 měsíci +3

      They're probably the type of person who says that word constantly

    • @feral_orc
      @feral_orc Před 9 měsíci +3

      @@genericname2747 I'm Irish, that's what we call cigarettes

    • @genericname2747
      @genericname2747 Před 9 měsíci

      @@feral_orc That's the fascinating part of language, the same word can have completely different meanings.

    • @ax2781
      @ax2781 Před 8 měsíci

      @@genericname2747 in french, the word "fagot" means "firewood bundle"
      and thats it

    • @user-ih5jr8rt5q
      @user-ih5jr8rt5q Před 5 měsíci

      that's not trying to offend that's trying to be edgy and shock value

  • @kasane1337
    @kasane1337 Před 10 měsíci +57

    I love that guy at 1:42 - he's obviously mad about this game and got really upset over it, but then also says "fluffy non offensive" and "promotes socialism in the entire game" in the same review 💀
    EDIT: Okay, sorry, I didn't get to the obvious Antisemitist part in the review yet, holy shit

    • @danzoom
      @danzoom Před 10 měsíci +1

      And also that he's an equivalent of russian 'sjw' in some regard, considering very few russians would say that soviets kіІІеd millions of people. Especially now.

  • @juanjuri6127
    @juanjuri6127 Před 6 měsíci +5

    okay the "too french" negative review is onto something

  • @vissersixty-nine6246
    @vissersixty-nine6246 Před 10 měsíci +248

    "when leftists try to send a subtle political message you end up with disco elysium" yeah and when conservatives try to send a subtle political message you have a 50/50 chance of something unironically titled "TRIGGERED?" or birth of a nation. at least disco elysium is funny

    • @Stupididiot67
      @Stupididiot67 Před 10 měsíci

      or you get a call of duty game

    • @azpont7275
      @azpont7275 Před 10 měsíci +10

      Alternatively the police may chokehold you while you suffocate.

    • @irreleverent
      @irreleverent Před 10 měsíci

      I'm not sure where anyone gets the idea DISCO ELYSIUM is trying to be "subtle" about anything. The communism is the point.

    • @kajamatousek247
      @kajamatousek247 Před 10 měsíci +49

      When conservatives try to send a subtle political message you get "what is a woman" by matt walsh

    • @stirpiano
      @stirpiano Před 10 měsíci +13

      @kajamatousek247 oh god not THAT...

  • @jeremyfisher8512
    @jeremyfisher8512 Před 9 měsíci +6

    “Fluffy” and “non-offensive” use of the phrase “yellow monkey fucker” not sure that checks out

  • @LordChevonlier
    @LordChevonlier Před 10 měsíci +16

    I love how you can extrapolate everything from play time to reviewer's politics just from reading most of the reviews.

  • @cherryJ0lt
    @cherryJ0lt Před 7 měsíci +6

    3:28 The only legitimate negative review of Disco Elysium possible.

  • @theomegapyrope9715
    @theomegapyrope9715 Před 10 měsíci +6

    mr evrart is helping me review a steam game

  • @gustavosantos106
    @gustavosantos106 Před 9 měsíci +9

    "Died from a chair. Worst game ever"
    "Died from a chair. Best game ever"