The Stalemate Resolution Button [Extended]
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- čas přidán 25. 08. 2011
- I decided to put "Don't Do It" and CptWyvern's "Part Five" together for the 'complete' Stalemate Resolution Button...suite? Anyway, just something I threw together in my spare time, took about 4 hours in Audacity. COPYRIGHT DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING I OWN NOTHING I OWN NOTHING I OWN NOTHING I OWN NOTHING I OWN NOTHING.
- Hudba
![TeddyLoid- I Want You (Theme of Scanty and Kneesocks) [Extended]](/img/n.gif)
look in the description for a rare sighting of the "I OWN NOTHING" core
do you still exist as like, a person anymore
@@acceltech Their last video was uploaded two years ago, so I guess they're pretty much alive lol
Kon they are alive.
I don't like anime vut bruh i love your profile
The
What
Interpretating vague answer as: "Yes."
*Some person dislikes video*
Me: NOT SO FAST. You need to be a trained dislike associate to press that button. You are unqualified
YESSSSSSSS
CZcams: *PART 5! BOOBYTRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON!*
What the eff Iggy, Shi-Long Lang is from another game
@@-Poka- more like PART 5! REMOVE THE DISLIKE BUTTON!!
@@-Poka- “HOW DID YOU STILL DISLIKE?!”
Stalemate detected. Core transfer cannot continue.
GlaDOS: Yes!
...unless a Stalemate Resolution Associate is present to press the Stalemate Resolution Button.
GLaDOS: NO
Wheatley: go press it.
Don’t do it!
PULL ME PUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT
@@toastymann5865 LEAVE ME IN LEAVE ME IN LEAVE ME IN
PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT PULL ME OUT LEAVE ME IN GO PRESS THE BUTTON
don't do it.
@@AmaticXLII Dew it!
This is basically a bunch of electronic sounds smashed together. I love it.
No? It's Real Music.
More like electronic sounds mashed into music
GLaDOS:NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
wheatly:YES YES YES!!!!
Transitions:
4:58
6:27
7:55
Thank you for putting the entire first part of the ending in a single comment, I really needed that.
Most seem to like the higher tempo parts, but to me 1:40 is the best, especially in combination with listening to Glados and Wheatley argue.
Yes! Someone else who loves that part too! :DD
Listen to this while reading the manga "The Breaker: New Waves" Starting from chapter 49 or above. Freakin suspenseful.
DO press it!
I honestly truly didn't think you'd fall for that.
Infact, I devised a much more elaborate plan further ahead for when you got through this easy one.
If i'd have known you'd let yourself get captured this easily, I would've just dangled a turkey leg on a rope from the ceiling.
Welp, it was nice catching up. Let's get to business.
I hope you brought something stronger than a portal gun this time.
Otherwise, i'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past-president of the Being Alive club. Ha ha.
Seriously though, goodbye.
I wont trust somebody who has an amongus porfile picture
@@eel.vigintiquintuple check it now😊😅😂
Man I was on fire!
This is such good writing. Huge props to the writers of Portal 1 and 2.
This deserves so many more views. At least one million.
bad news my guy
Warning: Core corruption at 100 percent.
Hmm, that's funny i don't feel corrupt.
In fact i feel pretty good.
@@AmaticXLII Oh, that's me they're talking about
This is gonna hurt isn't it?
It's really gonna hurt. Oh I didn't think about that.
Fantastic work, thumbs up.
This is awesome.
7:56 Part 5! Booby trap the stalemate button! ...wha- are you still alive?! You are joking! You have got to be kidding me!!
That's actually "Your Precious Moon" Volume 3 of the soundtrack
I don't think he said booby
you deserve more views dude
PART 5!! BOOBYTRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON!!!
3 people exploded because you did this.
Cheatster9000x 5 now, I hate everyone that push that button!
booby traped the stalmate button
Chad King I TRAP EVERY BUTTON!
kkirschkk Even the like button? :c
Something to look forward to :D
4:58 Best part, in my opinion.
Nice work :D
your pic is epic :D
this i will also use in my game
(cough cough) Copyright (cough cough)
6:28 for the second to last transition.
7:56 for the final transition.
6:28
7:56
I feel dat drop at 7:55
GO PRESS THE BUTTON GO PRESS IT!
*Cough* Press the *Cough* Like button...
EPIC
i have an idea, can u combine wheatley science, the part where he kills you, omg what has he done and bombs for throwing at you?
7:55 is getting Alot beter XD
Clearly, they CERTAINLY must have MISTAKENLY clicked Dislike, right?
* a hoard of enraged Portal fans descend upon the two Dislike-clickers for their inevitably, invariably ill-fated attempt at saving face by claiming it was a mistake~
And the worst part is - they all have turrets.
The beggining two seconds was also in cara mia. XD
4 people fell for part 5 of the 4 part plan.
I just foamed out of my mouth because you confused me.
Gordon Freeman the Lombax of Space and Hedgehogs and THE TRUE HIGH KING OF SKYRIM AND PANDAS Funny, that's exactly what your username did to me...
I love bieng replied at why
just me or does everone like 7:55?
Nah, I prefer 6:28
Screw that I like the whole thing.
Its where wheatley booby-trapped the stalemate button and blows you across the room.
DON'T PRESS IT!!!
General Grievous brought me here.
omg...NICE WORK. I destroy that like Button
"I OWN NOTHING"
... not even pants?
*incinerates it*
7:55 BEST EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think I got diarrhea that drop was so explossive...
B core overload
7:56 WHAT? Are you still alive? You are joking! You have got to be kidding me!
mmm, smell that jpeg of the sound
yea 4:58 is a lot better
Radu Claudiu a
You are so close, go press the button!!
Glados? I don't see the button I only see another.portal device? That's green? And it shoots out a green portal? What is that portal gun glados?
*getting Cosmogony flashbacks*
PART FIVE! BOOBY-TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTON!
Oh har. Har har. Rainbows. I get it.
It got so epic at the end i shit rainbows after :D
Holy shit you have the same first name and profile pic as me (except I have that profile pic on steam not CZcams)
@@abcdefzhij perhaps you guys are an alt of eachother
@@virtuous_valiant Perhaps
after 5:30 im getting pumped
flood escape 3 lobby music
BOOBY TRAP THE REPLAY BUTTON D:
Anyone know what percussive sounds are used here?
7:56 Chiiiiills :3
i
own
nothing
@MrMikedekokkie1
Thanks!
News and Politics.
CZcams strikes again.
NO I FORBID YOU TO PRESS IT!!!!!!
Press the _BUTTON!_
@@BurningApple ROGER ROGER
@@Straswa Do not press that button
Press the Like Button Do it DOOOO IT
Dat copyrights xD
4:58 Warning: Core corruption at 100 percent
DONT PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON!!!!
TOO LATE!
SCP Foundation in a nutshell:
7:55 Part 5, Boobytrap all Gates with explosives! Where you going now, D-9341? What are you going to do when I.. SHOOT YOU AND TAKE YOUR OMNI CARD?!
7:56 for yeres
PART FIVE! BOOBYTRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON! *What?* Are you still alive? WELL, I'M STILL IN CONTROL AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS PLACE!
COINAC*
7:57 PART FIVE!!! BOOBY TRAP THE DISLIKE BUTTON!!!!
WHAT? ARE YOU STILL COMMENTING? YOU ARE JOKING, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!
WELL, IM STILL LIKING THE VIDEO, AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS!
*chell shoots moon..*
@@notmyname80 whAT THE-
AAAAAAHHH!
SPACE! SPACE!
LET GO, WE'RE IN SPACE!
7:56
PART 8 BOOBY TRAPE THE OVERLOAD BUTTON
An observer to what is observed.
Out of the complexity of every conceivable physical state existing. Out of the infinite differentiated perspectives of the words written in this very comment. As I imagine consciousness to be a form that integrates differentiated perspectives from prior experiences, then this comment is perceived within an infinite perspective of good/evil that is entirely dependent upon the observer.
Extending this mathematical axiom. Where mathematics is the study of patterns. What differentiates the lexicons [Imagination, God, the Word, Consciousness] from each other? Each individual form represents information that attuneates to itself through a function that approaches infinity as it gathers more meaning. How can imagination define imagination? How can God define God? How can Consciousness define consciousness? How do words define words?
Within each lexicons ascribed subjective meaning there exists understanding that is purely relative to the observer. Outside of the observer, there is no truth, because the meaning is ascribed through imagination, as the study of patterns through the function of experienced time as memory.
Through the function of time these elusive lexicons only define more of their own existence. Despite not being able to define themselves, defining seperate 'areas' of existence itself independently from each other, and expanding to infinity through experienced time thwt is relative to the observer.. They are the same words.
If every single physical state exists and already exists independently from my actions. Is it me who writes this?... Or this who writes me?... Do I respond to others, or others who respond to me?
Is it this physical body that moves me? Or is it my existence and form of consciousness/imagination/god/words that moves me relative to any possible physical state of existence within my imagination.
So if I imagine that I am doing good, then I perceive that I am doing good, then others respond to me. Why do they respond in expected ways out of an infinite possible responses? So is it my imagination that defines their meaning? My imagination that defines their words relative to how I understand and expect those words to exist as such?..
I'm not just some ghost in a machine right?.. Are we all ghosts in a machine with imagination? I'm imagining this, its real because I imagine it to existence. Why do I exiat? Why do I follow these paths? Why do I even question why I exist?
I like 6:27 onwards
TWO DISLIKES OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!
DONT PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON!!!!!
PRESS IT PRESS THE LIKE BUTTON!!!
@@MegaUnwetterRoger that!
This is like the "Hi-Tech" version of "In a heartbeat" by John Murphy (Theme of the movie 28 Days/Weeks Later.)
404 views. Oh hell yes.
The dislike button! IT'S A TRAAAAAAAAAAP!
PART 5- A boobby trap in the DISLIKE BUTTON!!
WHAT? ARE YOU STILL COMMENTING?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
WELL IM STILL LIKING THIS VIDEO, AND I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO FIX THIS!
Wheatley: PART 5 BOBEY TRAP THE STALEMATE BUTTION! what your still alive?!? You have got to be Joking! Well I’m still in control and I have no idea how to Fix this place!
Me: Shoots portal at moon
Wheatley: What the? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Woah! Space! Ahh! Let go we’re in space!
Space core: space Space SPACCCEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Wheatley: let go I’m still connected I can pull my self in I can still fix this!
GlaDOS: I already fixed it And you are NOT COMING BACK!
Wheatley: oh no change the plans! Hold on to me Tighter AHHHHH GRAB ME GRAB ME GRAB MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
GlaDOS: brings me though the portal
This took me a while please like!
0:00
1:34
4:58
6:28
7:55
9:00
best part is 6:28 until the end, no argument