Tom Ching Cheng Hanji, but 4K 60fps

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  • čas přidán 12. 09. 2020
  • Thomas Ching Chang Hon Chi.
    Made using DAIN_APP Alpha 0.41 (60 fps) and Topaz Gigapixel AI (4K).
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  • @irvansyah2760
    @irvansyah2760 Před 3 lety +11369

    0% english
    0% swearing
    100% kitchen in the dungeon

  • @lahar2412
    @lahar2412 Před 3 lety +28773

    this looks like a secret boss in Cuphead.

  • @Buttlord
    @Buttlord Před 8 měsíci +464

    White moms after saying “namaste” in a Mexican restaurant:

  • @kurumi-san5993
    @kurumi-san5993 Před 6 měsíci +2930

    "JIN CHENG CANT SEE"
    "CANT TOUCH ME NO."
    "KITCHEN IN THE DUNGEON"
    "I SWEAR I GOT THE BANK ACCOUNT"
    "FOOL I WANT NO COOCHIE DO I"
    "MY MAMA WASNT LOVELY"
    "I SWEAR I GOT THE BANK ACCOUNT

  • @rjtp2552
    @rjtp2552 Před 3 lety +5322

    Jokes aside, this song slaps harder than an Asian Mom finding out you got 99%

  • @krazedsg4286
    @krazedsg4286 Před 3 lety +7278

    0% english
    0% swearing
    0% nudity
    100% fool i’m not touching you

    • @krazedsg4286
      @krazedsg4286 Před 3 lety +43

      @MUHAMMAD AMSYAR BIN MOHD SAIZUL Moe a real banger

    • @rookie8084
      @rookie8084 Před 3 lety +114

      And kitchen in the dungeon

    • @chrisdimovasilis3212
      @chrisdimovasilis3212 Před 3 lety +18

      It actually is English

    • @chrisdimovasilis3212
      @chrisdimovasilis3212 Před 3 lety +161

      Lyrics
      Ching Cheng Hanji
      Can't come here uhhhh
      Kim Jon Un in the danger
      I swear to god
      I bang Paul
      Fool I'm not touching you
      My mama wasn't love me
      I'm still gonna bang Paul

    • @soul6733
      @soul6733 Před 3 lety +48

      Tom and Jerry are naked though.

  • @RandomChannel69968
    @RandomChannel69968 Před 3 měsíci +36

    "INDIAN AUNTIE"
    "CAN'T AUNTIE AT ALL"
    "CHILDREN IN THE DUNGEON"
    "I SWEAR I GO TO BED NOW"
    "FOOL MAN IM TOUCHING YOU"
    "MY MAMA WASNT LOVELY"
    "I SWEAR I GO TO BED NOW"

  • @AlexDaShark
    @AlexDaShark Před 10 měsíci +1248

    What the actual lyrics are:
    Take a closer look at the details and it says
    近前看其詳上寫着
    Qin Xianglian is thirty-two years old, so she sued the current court son-in-law
    秦香蓮那三十二歲 那狀告當朝驸馬郎
    He deceived the king, hid it from the emperor, the man who repented of marriage got married
    他欺君王啊瞞皇上 那悔婚男兒招東床
    What I hear:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can’t touch me at all
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear to god ill bang paul
    Fool, I’m not touching you
    My mama wasn’t love me at all
    I’m still gonna bang paul

  • @DuckJohnn
    @DuckJohnn Před 3 lety +2908

    - Kitchen in the dungeon
    - Hitler in the dungeon
    - Kim Jong in the danger

  • @dexterdt-minecraft6666
    @dexterdt-minecraft6666 Před 3 lety +5740

    "guy with headphones walks in with a Serious face"
    What he's listening to:

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 Před 3 lety +97

      i am listening to this music while walking to school/different places. It's a masterpiece for me

    • @Doughyy736
      @Doughyy736 Před 3 lety +42

      unironically for once

    • @cobratali
      @cobratali Před 3 lety +23

      I prefer Gachimuchi remixes

    • @dustmitesp8766
      @dustmitesp8766 Před 3 lety +13

      @@cobratali legend

    • @noname-mr4xu
      @noname-mr4xu Před 3 lety +5

      thats kinda me

  • @Canuckle19
    @Canuckle19 Před 4 měsíci +198

    Basically the lyrics is about a thirty-two-year-old heroine going to sue the emperor’s son-in-law, beccause he is actually her husband. The man concealed his marital status and married the princess.
    近前看其詳上寫着
    (Jin qian kan qi xiang shang xie zhe)
    Going up close and see it wrote
    秦香蓮那三十二歲
    (Qing xiang lian na san shi er sui)
    Qing Xiang Lian is 32 years old
    那狀告當朝驸馬郎
    (Na zhuang gao dang chao fu ma lang)
    Is suing the Princess' husband
    他欺君王啊瞞皇上
    (ta qi jun wang ah man huang shang)
    He lied to the king and concealed from the emporer
    那悔婚男兒招東床
    (Na hui hun nan er zhao dong chuang)
    That he betrayed his marriage and married the princess

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 Před 2 měsíci +5

      I wonder where they got the sample from. Cuz all versions I have seen on youtube are super agressive on how they read these lines, not the chill atitude the sample has.

    • @dixonj41
      @dixonj41 Před 2 měsíci +2

      If I'm not mistaken it's from "If You Feel My Love (Chaow Mix)" ​@icecold1805

    • @Fakeslimshady
      @Fakeslimshady Před 2 měsíci +9

      no its Ching Cheng Hanji

    • @Fireballun
      @Fireballun Před měsícem

      @@dixonj41I thought it's Dehao Zhang - Ching Chang Hon Chi

    • @RedSpade37
      @RedSpade37 Před 16 dny

      Thanks for this, because I thought the singer was going to "bang Paul in his Kitchen-Dungeon"

  • @user-fh2fp6xt3n
    @user-fh2fp6xt3n Před 8 měsíci +100

    非常好,视频使我的信用点旋转

  • @coolgiraffe4
    @coolgiraffe4 Před 3 lety +5253

    1940: is funny
    2010: racist
    2020: is funny

    • @Huxley_Day
      @Huxley_Day Před 3 lety +469

      2010's were awful. People overreacted over everything.

    • @Adamstankevitch
      @Adamstankevitch Před 3 lety +406

      @@Huxley_Day I know right? In school I would get called racist for saying the word "Black"

    • @isaiahdaniels5643
      @isaiahdaniels5643 Před 3 lety +153

      @@Huxley_Day Oh yeah, nothing like right now when entire countries lock down because 3 people had a stuffy nose.

    • @raystxxr
      @raystxxr Před 3 lety +140

      @@Huxley_Day now there are snowflakes in 2020 :(

    • @heatseeker9573
      @heatseeker9573 Před 3 lety +93

      @@Huxley_Day They never stopped, and probably reported this video

  • @hyperdarksonic7151
    @hyperdarksonic7151 Před 3 lety +26248

    So are we not gonna talk about how Tom and Jerry running in 60fps is so surreal yet so beautiful?

  • @EQOAnostalgia
    @EQOAnostalgia Před 9 měsíci +167

    Came for the meme, stayed for the chill af vibes.

  • @subhashsharma4548
    @subhashsharma4548 Před 2 měsíci +17

    0% drugs
    0% bad words
    100% I swear I got a bank account

  • @p.b.5870
    @p.b.5870 Před 3 lety +9344

    Cant unhear the "kitchen in the dungeon"

    • @cybertar
      @cybertar Před 3 lety +799

      Also "I swear to god i will bang paul"

    • @shook6612
      @shook6612 Před 3 lety +525

      CyberTar also “Fool man I’m not touching you”

    • @tofu5734
      @tofu5734 Před 3 lety +356

      Kim jong in the dungeon

    • @grizby2
      @grizby2 Před 3 lety +598

      "ching cheng hanji
      shes strong she knew
      kitchen in the dungeon
      i swear to god i'll bang pow(paul?)
      fool man im not touching you
      "and now i want coffee mug
      swear im gonna bang pow"

    • @thenormalizer532
      @thenormalizer532 Před 3 lety +107

      Children in the dungeon

  • @tomchinchenghanji2633
    @tomchinchenghanji2633 Před 3 lety +6738

    When he said "kitchen in the dungeon", bro, I felt that.

  • @lucasstdon9998
    @lucasstdon9998 Před 4 měsíci +313

    Who's here after "Don't Touch Her" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @gytxtx
    @gytxtx Před 7 měsíci +53

    非常好音乐,好的工作,这使我汤姆旋转,爱来自瓷器

  • @BumHoleTickler
    @BumHoleTickler Před 2 lety +42924

    Mao Zedong gaming: Im gaming ( the sun shines brightly as all is burnt to a crisp, all is lost as thy ones are devouring)

    • @ccv1929
      @ccv1929 Před 2 lety +784

      Long live Jon Xina btw.

    • @Maxizag
      @Maxizag Před 2 lety +886

      Taiwan isnt an country right guys

    • @yoni6847
      @yoni6847 Před 2 lety +867

      @@Maxizag青青三条覧度一芸月判。最問国判検離聖谷刊益晶亮中 😁👍👍 +1200000 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳 青青三条覧度一芸月判。最問国判検離聖谷刊益庫知非足環辺覆久付置。育考角選着絶気紙紙稿

    • @johnxina3185
      @johnxina3185 Před 2 lety +1221

      I won't let you take my number one spot The Wok

    • @BumHoleTickler
      @BumHoleTickler Před 2 lety +675

      @@johnxina3185 NI[censired]

  • @xndy14
    @xndy14 Před 3 lety +6672

    0% swearing
    0%drugs
    50% Kim Jong in the dungeon
    50% kitchen in the dungeon

  • @ReillyWang
    @ReillyWang Před 7 měsíci +68

    I got sent to the principal's office for singing this in math class

    • @Sunkenballs12
      @Sunkenballs12 Před 6 měsíci

      Does your school hate chiggas? Why would they send you to the principle?

    • @o_o888
      @o_o888 Před 6 měsíci +10

      Ching Cheng hanji cant touch me at all kitchen in the dungeon I swear it on the black cow fool I’m not touching you my mama doesn’t love me I swear it on the black cow

    • @leonl9123
      @leonl9123 Před 6 měsíci +5

      Thats the harmless version, where he doesnt bang Paul@@o_o888

  • @BlastoiseMaster
    @BlastoiseMaster Před 3 lety +9530

    Psychologists: “All of your dreams have meaning.”
    My dreams:

    • @Test-bg6pm
      @Test-bg6pm Před 3 lety +105

      you are the forst one to make me laugh, here is a like

    • @memestealer1
      @memestealer1 Před 3 lety +56

      ching cheng hanji

    • @SpringDavid
      @SpringDavid Před 3 lety +28

      it means you're doing better than expected

    • @sidharthvjain1023
      @sidharthvjain1023 Před 3 lety +10

      @fanis 920 hmmmm

    • @hozakari5067
      @hozakari5067 Před 3 lety +3

      ive had sex dreams it felt so real but usually my dreams r something random but pretty much always with action

  • @zhongxina7450
    @zhongxina7450 Před 2 lety +48868

    +9999 social credit for listening to supreme leader's favorite song

    • @dreadpirateroberts3902
      @dreadpirateroberts3902 Před 2 lety +2080

      bing chilling

    • @ra1d827
      @ra1d827 Před 2 lety +649

      taiwan is a country, cry about it

    • @munkylover9280
      @munkylover9280 Před 2 lety +2600

      @@ra1d827 -150000000000 SOCIAL CREDIT 👎😡😡👎👎👎👎👎👎

    • @SergeantMozz59
      @SergeantMozz59 Před 2 lety +531

      ******** doesn't exist, cry about it.

    • @ra1d827
      @ra1d827 Před 2 lety +723

      ​@@munkylover9280 I must attend my execution tomorrow, goodbye.

  • @kanzler_novashock
    @kanzler_novashock Před 2 měsíci +13

    %0 profanity
    %0 nudity
    %0 drugs
    %12.5 ching chen hanji
    %12.5 cant touch me at all
    %12.5 kitchen in the dungeon
    %12.5 i swear to god
    %12.5 i'm the bang paul
    %12.5 fool i'm not touching you
    %12.5 my mama wasn't love me at all
    %12.5 i'm still gonna be bang paul

  • @voltairedentotalenkrieg5147
    @voltairedentotalenkrieg5147 Před 4 měsíci +64

    STOP TOUCHING HERR!!!

    • @feecker
      @feecker Před 4 měsíci +6

      Wow that guy really revived this song

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 Před 5 dny

      @@feecker Do you condemn Hamas?

  • @Just_another_turtle
    @Just_another_turtle Před 3 lety +2909

    When you take a dna test and find out you're 0.000000000000001% Chinese.

    • @inclipestgaming4807
      @inclipestgaming4807 Před 3 lety +5

      Can I reach 460 subs today? Only 4 left...

    • @CaikTsu
      @CaikTsu Před 3 lety +12

      @@inclipestgaming4807 you’ve got 20 in 6 hours

    • @indahningsih3556
      @indahningsih3556 Před 3 lety +4

      @@inclipestgaming4807 Right now, u got 491 sub

    • @bendy1nk
      @bendy1nk Před 3 lety +4

      When you its Chinese

    • @zahando4613
      @zahando4613 Před 3 lety +9

      @@inclipestgaming4807 no

  • @throwdown_gamer1306
    @throwdown_gamer1306 Před 2 lety +5320

    Lyrics:
    Ginsheng Hottie
    Can't touch hero
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear it on the bank cow
    Fool man I'm watching you
    My momma wasn't lovely
    I swear it on the bank cow

    • @michaelgarcia5437
      @michaelgarcia5437 Před 2 lety +541

      Is it kitchen in the dungeon or kim jong in the dungeon?

    • @throwdown_gamer1306
      @throwdown_gamer1306 Před 2 lety +174

      @@michaelgarcia5437 Sounds more like kitchen in the dungeon

    • @michaelgarcia5437
      @michaelgarcia5437 Před 2 lety +60

      Eh, it’s just what I heard and a lot of people heard

    • @ryxenOP
      @ryxenOP Před 2 lety +101

      Why when I read this did the song get 99999999x more better +-+

    • @anormalisaliena808
      @anormalisaliena808 Před 2 lety +24

      @@michaelgarcia5437 it said Kim is in the dungeon

  • @ilcielorosso6074
    @ilcielorosso6074 Před 4 měsíci +25

    Don't touch Tom!

  • @WertyBoi-yu3ug
    @WertyBoi-yu3ug Před 9 měsíci +23

    This is my new ringtone, and I don't and never will regret it

  • @michaelscott6965
    @michaelscott6965 Před 3 lety +4251

    When you buy an iPhone and it has Play Store.

  • @itryen7632
    @itryen7632 Před 3 lety +6673

    Our generation's humor has regressed back to the 40's.

  • @CaptSolaris.cts.77
    @CaptSolaris.cts.77 Před 2 měsíci +13

    I once put this song about 4 seconds in-class while playing kahoot. Everyone broke out of laughter and no one knew who it was😂😂

  • @darkflame1254
    @darkflame1254 Před 2 měsíci +7

    Best video to test my new 4K TV

  • @miguelgodoy7201
    @miguelgodoy7201 Před 3 lety +2383

    Adults: internet is so dangerous
    Also internet:

  • @user-be7un7sp5q
    @user-be7un7sp5q Před 3 lety +2915

    How white mom's feel after saying "konichiwa" to the Korean waiter

    • @JubTTV
      @JubTTV Před 3 lety +156

      i have now achieved the *asian*

    • @BLLT-wz7fd
      @BLLT-wz7fd Před 3 lety +88

      In a Chinese restaurant

    • @pol1315
      @pol1315 Před 3 lety +67

      @@BLLT-wz7fd In a city in Mexico

    • @p3el_
      @p3el_ Před 3 lety +11

      @Julian Sarno bay tbi nepeben eto? Am i having a stroke rn

    • @indranilbose9454
      @indranilbose9454 Před 3 lety +3

      @ lmfao

  • @zizej7151
    @zizej7151 Před 8 měsíci +26

    10 minutes of pure masterpiece

  • @mrainbow112
    @mrainbow112 Před 8 měsíci +25

    I didn’t know I needed this in my life

  • @corvuh2018
    @corvuh2018 Před 3 lety +5057

    When you get an A on the Chinese history test.

  • @flipygmd
    @flipygmd Před 3 lety +1787

    WI-FI password be like:

    • @christianramos5609
      @christianramos5609 Před 3 lety +39

      More like :what is on the back of the router

    • @fate_kobus1022
      @fate_kobus1022 Před 3 lety +2

      :D

    • @yubully9356
      @yubully9356 Před 3 lety +2

      Ye lol

    • @wooshmeifurgay7452
      @wooshmeifurgay7452 Před 3 lety +7

      Then the wifi password is easy I can spell it out easily. Cheng ching hanji don't touch me at all kitchen in the dungeon I swear to god I am the bang paul fool I am not touching you my mama would have loved me I swear to god that I am the bang paul

    • @generalharper6361
      @generalharper6361 Před 3 lety

      @@wooshmeifurgay7452 paul seems uh, bad ?

  • @zentumaisle5925
    @zentumaisle5925 Před 4 měsíci +81

    Came after the Mr.K incident. As a Hongkonger I think this is a lovely song. Everything is "racist" if you are sensitive.

    • @loot6
      @loot6 Před 3 měsíci +6

      In reality this is no more racist than Groundskeeper Willy in the Simpsons.

  • @SeVentus69
    @SeVentus69 Před 25 dny +4

    Lyrics:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in a dungeon
    I swear to God I'm the Bang Paul
    Fool I'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't lovely
    I swear to God I'm the Bang Paul
    Or at least that's what I heard 😂

  • @polarbear2341
    @polarbear2341 Před 3 lety +3615

    Mom: The internet is very dangerous.
    The internet:

  • @theblackestcat9679
    @theblackestcat9679 Před 3 lety +2020

    Karens after they say "Konichiwa" to the Spanish waitress in the greek restaurant

    • @Balljw
      @Balljw Před 3 lety +125

      Americans when they say konichiwa to the Spanish waiter in the Italian restaurant in China on earth.

    • @SenTHR811
      @SenTHR811 Před 3 lety +7

      Stolen

    • @Balljw
      @Balljw Před 3 lety +2

      Ok

    • @bigfat7z
      @bigfat7z Před 3 lety +9

      @@SenTHR811 sorry, but we do care

    • @cloed0ll
      @cloed0ll Před 3 lety +4

      @@SenTHR811 sorry, but we care

  • @Kerker-Mario
    @Kerker-Mario Před 4 měsíci +16

    Im taiwanese, and im so grateful to the musicians from the West to rearrange this melody with their expertise and post it on CZcams so that i can enjoy such a wonderful art piece

    • @Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu
      @Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu Před 4 měsíci +1

      China is the most visited country in the world. I don't see anyone going to your country.

    • @Kerker-Mario
      @Kerker-Mario Před 4 měsíci +3

      @@Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu dont bullshit, dear Chinese! Look at your empty airports in Beijing and Shanghai! The fact is only African guys go to china now for some wild and free fun hahaha!

    • @virtualcynical8515
      @virtualcynical8515 Před 4 měsíci +7

      ​@@Yangpeiling-de-zhangfu
      If China is the Most Visited Country in the World, why is it never on anyone's mind as a Holiday Destination?
      I'm British, and we usually go to Europe like France, Greece, ect.
      Sometimes America, Sometimes Japan, but they're all rare choices, and if we go more exotic than that, maybe India, Norway, or Possibly Mexico or Cuba.
      I have not met a Single Person EVER who has wanted to go to China.

    • @Galapheus
      @Galapheus Před 4 měsíci

      @@Kerker-Marioyou clearly haven’t visited China, or gone through passport control 😂

    • @Galapheus
      @Galapheus Před 4 měsíci

      @@virtualcynical8515It’s too bad, they are missing out 🤣, I know plenty of people who have been to China and worked there as foreigners so your friends group must be small

  • @realdawgg420
    @realdawgg420 Před 2 lety +6730

    “To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.”
    - Sun Tzu

  • @hippybanana2608
    @hippybanana2608 Před 3 lety +2745

    when Tom discovers he is 1 % Chinese

  • @PROUDMONTENEGRIN635
    @PROUDMONTENEGRIN635 Před 10 měsíci +3

    Best vid ive ever seen❤

  • @lastday9183
    @lastday9183 Před 6 měsíci +6

    In asia, the way it sings is from a stage performance actors, called Chang Da Xi “唱大戏”. The actors on stage need to do make up, some are black paint faces, some will do white paint faces. Usually they perform stories or tales about war and love. That's why the way it pronounces, is different from normal pronounce Mandarin, more like opera.

  • @bubble4662
    @bubble4662 Před 3 lety +4882

    I like the part when he turned around

    • @Mowdown
      @Mowdown Před 3 lety +57

      Where is that

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil Před 3 lety +74

      @@Mowdown It's somewhere in the video I think.

    • @shaadow3242
      @shaadow3242 Před 3 lety +48

      If u turn around u will find it

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil Před 3 lety +16

      @@shaadow3242 Yep.

    • @Baronsveil
      @Baronsveil Před 3 lety +7

      @Mr Pyro Oh. Strange.

  • @graf
    @graf Před 3 lety +22344

    lyrics:
    近前看其詳上寫著
    秦香蓮年三十二歲那狀告當朝
    駙馬郎欺君王瞞皇上
    那悔婚男兒招東床

    • @mr.gotling1210
      @mr.gotling1210 Před 3 lety +5560

      Understandable,✌
      have a nice day

    • @Ariidayo
      @Ariidayo Před 3 lety +2999

      Understandable,✌
      have a nice day

    • @buzownik
      @buzownik Před 3 lety +749

      gdy probujesz byc smieszny ale wychodzi cringe jak zawsze :(

    • @Rand0m1nance
      @Rand0m1nance Před 3 lety +1324

      ununderstandable
      but have a nice day tho

    • @032_ritiksati7
      @032_ritiksati7 Před 3 lety +780

      Understandable
      Have a nice day ✌️

  • @loapeasontsa
    @loapeasontsa Před měsícem +1

    CONGRATS ON 100K MY MAN

  • @mohsensali1469
    @mohsensali1469 Před 6 měsíci +6

    Listening to this legendary banger instead of studying electromagnetics💯🔥🔥

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 Před 3 lety +3798

    Jerry is just vibing off-screen

  • @wasteman6069
    @wasteman6069 Před 3 lety +4693

    If a joke like this was made on childerens television nowadays there would be lawsuits

    • @kalebsci
      @kalebsci Před 3 lety +546

      people would say its racism and whine about it

    • @comicconcarne
      @comicconcarne Před 3 lety +303

      @@kalebsci nah they just need to make the song from a popular k-pop group

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs Před 3 lety +231

      kalebsci i mean it _is_ pretty racist

    • @prestongarvey2599
      @prestongarvey2599 Před 3 lety +441

      @@Person-lk1vs yes but there's a difference between blatant racism and funny racism
      nobody likes blatant racism
      with funny racism, even the people its making the joke against laugh

    • @Person-lk1vs
      @Person-lk1vs Před 3 lety +61

      Preston Garvey well in this case, it is blatant racism

  • @Nightwalker-df1zd
    @Nightwalker-df1zd Před 6 měsíci +1

    I listened to every second of this masterpiece

  • @phamhuongthaoanh3854
    @phamhuongthaoanh3854 Před 22 dny +1

    Amazing

  • @retsreinyrelgeinthrelaveri1456

    *"In the future, humor will be randomly generated"*

  • @bluchickenstudios9957
    @bluchickenstudios9957 Před 3 lety +3458

    Other people: This is offensive to Asians
    My Asian brain: Lmao cat go spin

    • @ANONYMOUS-it1ku
      @ANONYMOUS-it1ku Před 3 lety +26

      😂😂

    • @devilh0urr569
      @devilh0urr569 Před 3 lety +207

      As a fellow Asian, yes haha cat go brrrrrrr

    • @RodrigoMacielCosta
      @RodrigoMacielCosta Před 3 lety +110

      "noo, you cant make asian cartoon jokes"

    • @TNoob69
      @TNoob69 Před 3 lety +31

      No this is Patrick

    • @abigmonkey4606
      @abigmonkey4606 Před 3 lety +47

      Us asians be vibing to the song doe I don’t why would they think it’s offensive to us

  • @ferenjianboard
    @ferenjianboard Před 7 měsíci +18

    4k 60fps... gosh my eyes are dropping tears. such awesome graphics. feeling so proud for humanity how far technology has gone. Though it could be used for better things. Huggies to everyone! >:D

  • @anneocampo1815
    @anneocampo1815 Před 2 měsíci +4

    "Fool im not touching you","you mama wasn't love you","Cant touch me at all" and "kitchen in the dungeon" is the stuff I cannot unhear

  • @mcribs4704
    @mcribs4704 Před 2 lety +5644

    "Don't listen to Sun Tzu. Mans cappin."
    - Zhong Xina

  • @itsstrangenooneevercametoh9274

    Plot Twist: Jerry was singing in the background

  • @VisBurning
    @VisBurning Před 10 měsíci +7

    非常好听👍,爱来自China

  • @mkx2755
    @mkx2755 Před 4 měsíci +16

    DON'T TOUCH HER

    • @whitewu4576
      @whitewu4576 Před 4 měsíci

      I did not hit her it’s not true it’s bullsh*t I did not hit her I did not

  • @HitoHito20
    @HitoHito20 Před 4 měsíci +6

    Little pink: Tom insults China 😂

  • @isaiahcalzada2521
    @isaiahcalzada2521 Před 3 lety +2496

    I just noticed Tom's ears rapidly move back and forth.

  • @umapessoaaleatoria3463
    @umapessoaaleatoria3463 Před 3 lety +3041

    Lyrics:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear the God
    I'm the Bang Paul
    Fool I'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't love me at all
    I'm still gonna Bang Paul

  • @madklee4723
    @madklee4723 Před 4 měsíci +1

    commenting after years just cuz of this masterpiece
    truly a life changer 👌🏻😭

  • @fish_R_stinky69
    @fish_R_stinky69 Před 9 měsíci +2

    It's so buttery smooth!

  • @monz3598
    @monz3598 Před 2 lety +18476

    Fun fact: if you skip 10 seconds the lyrics and tom spinning still connects

  • @TimmhsBlog
    @TimmhsBlog Před 2 lety +4809

    "Jin Chen can't see"
    "Can't touch me at all"
    "Kitchen in the dungeon"
    "I swear I got the bank account"
    "Fool I'm not touching you"
    "My mama wasn't lovely"
    "I swear I'm going to downtown"

  • @rodiculous9464
    @rodiculous9464 Před 11 dny

    Man the video is so smooth

  • @Aureus07
    @Aureus07 Před 3 lety +1630

    Song: Chinese
    Comments: English
    Kitchen: in the dungeon

  • @The_Horizon
    @The_Horizon Před 3 lety +55125

    humanities greatest achievement

  • @jai_singh_123
    @jai_singh_123 Před 2 měsíci +5

    Put this in your ringtone

  • @user-yv1is8yt8h
    @user-yv1is8yt8h Před 2 měsíci +1

    This is the best example of the spread and interaction of different cultures across regions, and reflects certain attitudes, meanings and tendencies of people.

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok Před 2 lety +18657

    How Karen thanks the German waiter at the Korean Restaurant in the US

    • @kyuzen6515
      @kyuzen6515 Před 2 lety +365

      CAN'T WAIT FOR THE BOTS TO SPAM THE FCK OUT THE COMSEC

    • @Fryn1801
      @Fryn1801 Před 2 lety +595

      Oh a verified comment, i will reply under it so i can get many likes
      But seriously get the hell away bots
      Some of u in the reply seems to not understand what i meant, i wasnt talking about the original commenter being a bot, i was talking about how some bot will reply under a verified comment to gain free clout

    • @mist3635
      @mist3635 Před 2 lety +116

      She swears that she banged Paul?

    • @briangorham8502
      @briangorham8502 Před 2 lety +35

      That is the meaning of international or global idk

    • @amolkumar6059
      @amolkumar6059 Před 2 lety +24

      This is chinese isnt it?

  • @zah7537
    @zah7537 Před 3 lety +2889

    Ching Chen hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear to god
    I'm the Bang Paul
    Fool I'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't love me at all
    But I'm going to still be a Bang Paul

  • @lybach1222
    @lybach1222 Před 4 měsíci

    Nice ! From now on this is my ringtone🐧

  • @muigor
    @muigor Před 6 měsíci +2

    Amazing.... 难以形容的有趣啊👍🏻

  • @seriousnorbo3838
    @seriousnorbo3838 Před 3 lety +1789

    When your IPhone is better because apple logo is not bitten.

  • @Meiruu
    @Meiruu Před 3 lety +3575

    I like the fact that even you skip it 10s the lyrics still connected.

  • @triangl3boi
    @triangl3boi Před měsícem

    best video fr i've ever watched

  • @matheussampaio1529
    @matheussampaio1529 Před 4 měsíci +7

    How's this song racist? This slaps

  • @babalpoyolebih3343
    @babalpoyolebih3343 Před 2 lety +6624

    "Kim Jong in the dungeon"
    Very understandable

  • @memeycorny7773
    @memeycorny7773 Před 3 lety +19461

    Parents: Why do you need a 4K monitor?
    Me: Its complicated...

  • @jeffwang6460
    @jeffwang6460 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Looked up this meme out of curiosity today and did NOT expect it to be 3 years old

  • @user-km4op4ds2p
    @user-km4op4ds2p Před měsícem +4

    0% English
    0% swearing
    100% eating KIMCHI

  • @omarmoukhalleati8686
    @omarmoukhalleati8686 Před 3 lety +1360

    3 questions that can’t be answered by science:
    1. Where is the kitchen in the dungeon?
    2. Why is this video 10minutes long?
    3. Why did I watch the full video?

    • @omarmoukhalleati8686
      @omarmoukhalleati8686 Před 3 lety +5

      @Complex Faker i wonder :(

    • @goatamatix894
      @goatamatix894 Před 3 lety +4

      Wonder we do

    • @brady7676
      @brady7676 Před 3 lety

      Copied

    • @omarmoukhalleati8686
      @omarmoukhalleati8686 Před 3 lety +3

      @@brady7676 don’t expose me😖(it’s not)

    • @trinitrojack
      @trinitrojack Před 3 lety +4

      The first one is self explanatory. The kitchen is in the dungeon. If you are asking where the dungeon is, now that's a different story...
      The dungeon is in your heart.

  • @Bonkify69
    @Bonkify69 Před 3 lety +626

    When your DNA says that you're 0.001% Chinese

    • @xidam8254
      @xidam8254 Před 3 lety +5

      my Dna has a little bit of chinese heritage but im not chinese

    • @No-pp4pu
      @No-pp4pu Před 3 lety +4

      @@xidam8254 bro it's a joke

    • @xidam8254
      @xidam8254 Před 3 lety +6

      @@No-pp4pu yah i know because my cousin typed that reply not me

    • @abiranam70
      @abiranam70 Před 3 lety +2

      Underrated

    • @abiranam70
      @abiranam70 Před 3 lety +1

      Are you online

  • @TahmidKabir-gr3qm
    @TahmidKabir-gr3qm Před 7 měsíci +5

    0:17 Kim Jong in a Dungeon (felt that bro)

  • @BarberAnimations
    @BarberAnimations Před 9 měsíci

    It’s so weird too see a video this smooth for some reason

  • @vedawidyatmaka
    @vedawidyatmaka Před 3 lety +5256

    Lyrics i hear:
    Ching Cheng Hanji
    Can't touch me at all
    Kitchen in the dungeon
    I swear to god i'm Bang Paul
    Fool i'm not touching you
    My mama wasn't love me
    I swear to god i'm Bang Paul

  • @soulripper9477
    @soulripper9477 Před 3 lety +5079

    Fun fact:
    Skipping forward or backwards 10 seconds doesn't change the song at all

  • @puncturethenarrative
    @puncturethenarrative Před 4 měsíci +10

    Dr K brought me here 🎉

  • @ahaansgoodstuff
    @ahaansgoodstuff Před 9 měsíci +11

    IShowWongTyMin, this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same way again. This song represents emotions that most humans could never understand. But I can. Thanks to this song I was awakened to many things previously considered unimaginable. Thank you for this exquisite song,

  • @kannathedragon7625
    @kannathedragon7625 Před 3 lety +16388

    Teachers : The internet is dangerous. Be careful.
    The Internet :

    • @Poland002
      @Poland002 Před 3 lety +584

      liking lolis is the actual danger O.O

    • @mayankjain04
      @mayankjain04 Před 3 lety +67

      Lmao

    • @cottagcheese
      @cottagcheese Před 3 lety +183

      tom is a danger to us , he has such power in his pose here

    • @kreb9721
      @kreb9721 Před 3 lety +151

      You're that part of the internet the teachers are talking about

    • @whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023
      @whenyoupulloutyourdickands4023 Před 3 lety +32

      @Mr Culec dont judge people by their usernames pls

  • @gettokyoko
    @gettokyoko Před 3 lety +10733

    When your DNA test comes back as 0.69% Chinese: