Great White Shark Surprises Solitary Surfer

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  • čas přidán 19. 04. 2017
  • Great White Shark Surprises Solitary Surfer at Trails.
    Surfing at the Bluffs Campground in San Onofre State Park San Clemente / Camp Pendleton in Southern California.
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  • @gregschannel4918
    @gregschannel4918 Před 3 lety +2478

    I hate crowds when I surf but if there is a shark in the water I’m ok with crowds . Why were you surprised there is a shark in the ocean ?

    • @davidgwoodward1679
      @davidgwoodward1679  Před 3 lety +1136

      I was surprised because I've been surfing that spot for over 20 years and have seen many sharks glide by without the slightest interest in me.
      This location is a known Great White nursery, all the sharks I have seen have been less than 8 feet, most around 6 feet. None has ever given me a second thought and if they keep on going I've kept on surfing.
      Prior to this video, I was always on a shortboard which sits about a foot deeper in the water. It doesn't slap the water like the long boards do. Maybe the slapping noise caused this shark to investigate.
      In any case, I was definitely surprised when this one abruptly turned right at me.
      (I should mention that we do have very rare adult or sub-adult Great Whites in this stretch of coastline. I haven't seen one, but if I do, I'll be riding the next wave in.)

    • @matthewcorcoran2891
      @matthewcorcoran2891 Před 3 lety +661

      I think it’s fair to say that he was surprised that he saw a shark, not that he was surprised that there was a ‘shark in the ocean.’ Let’s be honest, they’re not exactly common to see are they?

    • @aaronfabiana
      @aaronfabiana Před 3 lety +240

      Born and raised in Hawaii, I’ve encountered a shark several times when I surfed. Just gotta stay calm and hope the faka no bite you. One time I had to swim for canoe to canoe during practice. The canoes where about 100 feet apart and I had to swim to the other one and we’re at the entrance of the bay, the deepest part, and I hop off and as I’m swimming my coach yells there’s a tiger shark next to me, did my best to swim smoothly so it didn’t look like I was a dying or injured sea animal 😂

    • @caiuscosades362
      @caiuscosades362 Před 3 lety +232

      There’s sharks you can ignore, and then there’s 10+ ft great whites. He did the rational thing going back to shore.

    • @randomvintagefilm273
      @randomvintagefilm273 Před 3 lety +280

      What a stupid comment. It's not like you see a shark every day. If you did, thousands of people would be dying every day. To say you were surprised doesn't necessarily mean you didn't think it was possible. My mother surprised me at 3am in the kitchen this morning because she is never up at that hour. Get it?

  • @hansolo3097
    @hansolo3097 Před 4 lety +2872

    My surfing career ended before it started

    • @DelaneyWalker
      @DelaneyWalker Před 3 lety +16

      I surfed here the second time I ever surfed lmao. Terrifying but so fun! The locals were very sweet

    • @ImLucyguesswhereiamfrom
      @ImLucyguesswhereiamfrom Před 3 lety +15

      😂😂

    • @norms3913
      @norms3913 Před 3 lety +12

      Didnt it end before you went into the water

    • @Almeida5
      @Almeida5 Před 3 lety +10

      Just focus on the Kessel Run. See if you can do that in under 12 parsecs again.

    • @awatif2181
      @awatif2181 Před 3 lety +2

      🤣🤣

  • @fabiomoraes35
    @fabiomoraes35 Před 3 lety +4378

    Man: “That’s the closest I’ve ever been to a shark in the water”
    Shark: “There’s that guy again, who’s been coming here every week for twenty years”

    • @pearlyshells2430
      @pearlyshells2430 Před 3 lety +177

      haha......and yes plenty of drone footage of sharks with surfers being unaware of their presence.

    • @owenswamp
      @owenswamp Před 3 lety +97

      Haha closest that he knows of

    • @crispinalexander7550
      @crispinalexander7550 Před 3 lety +160

      Probably the shark got tired of being alone and decided to finally meet the guy. I think the shark is heartbroken now, forever lonely 😭

    • @dwyanelee2203
      @dwyanelee2203 Před 3 lety +4

      @@crispinalexander7550 😭

    • @DelaneyWalker
      @DelaneyWalker Před 3 lety +32

      No seriously. I’ve surged there and the locals told me they’re very used to seeing the sharks or feeling them bump them but they just try not to react. Beautiful beach!! Great people too.

  • @Nikl1296
    @Nikl1296 Před 2 lety +403

    I’ll never forget the time in high school when me and one of my best friends decided to compete with each other to see who could swim out to one of the buoy’s first. The buoy was out farther than we originally thought so we decided to hold onto it and rest for a little, and as we were we suddenly saw and then felt a huge dark object beneath us. We panicked at first but then were relieved to realize it was just a sea lion! He decided to rest at our buoy and was actually very cute up close, but I won’t be swimming out that far ever again lol.

    • @psychiatristsarecriminals332
      @psychiatristsarecriminals332 Před 2 lety

      What do you kids think this is? Stranded deep? A buoy means you may want turn back with your boat. Are you Russian? Sounds like something a Russian would do. 🤔

    • @ps6474
      @ps6474 Před 2 lety +87

      @Typical Musician, Well sea lions are major shark bait, one of a shark´s favorite meals, so you guys got lucky. Lol

    • @johanneswestman935
      @johanneswestman935 Před rokem +22

      One swam under my board while and surfaced not too far from us. I was 100 % convinced it was a shark. I had to get back to shore because it scared the living shit out of me.

    • @Mr.SmileyGlow
      @Mr.SmileyGlow Před rokem +9

      I had a similar experience but it was a dolphin that I thought was a shark at first. scared the crap out of me 😅

    • @StrangeScaryNewEngland
      @StrangeScaryNewEngland Před rokem +17

      @@Mr.SmileyGlow Same here. I lived in Florida for 8 years and one day when I was standing in waist deep water on Sanibel Island. I saw a couple fins sticking out of the water coming right at me. Before I could even turn around and head to the shore two dolphins came right up by my legs and brushed against me herding some bait fish. In that half a minute I really thought I was going to die or at least be maimed and crippled

  • @affordableplumbingandelect2119

    I used to surf alone, way out the back of a beach in Port Stephens, Australia. I surfed this place for about 12 years. Then a guy doing research on Great Whites started pulling in and tagging Great White juveniles. In one month he tagged 48 of the buggers, and they were over 2 metres long. I was shocked. Then I started thinking where is Mum and Dad. Never surfed that spot again.

    • @Mortthemoose
      @Mortthemoose Před rokem +4

      Blimey! Lol

    • @ACDZ123
      @ACDZ123 Před rokem +12

      I used to surf alone sometimes off Perth beaches even into dark at sunset ...that was 70s and 80s..you couldn't pay me enough to swim off Perth waters now after so many people have been eaten in recent yrs

    • @jaykebrwn
      @jaykebrwn Před rokem +2

      @@ACDZ123 shark population has decreased, you would've been more at risk in the 70s and 80s, goes to show how unlikely it really is to be attacked considering how many adult great whites you were probably in close contact with without knowing

    • @ACDZ123
      @ACDZ123 Před rokem +2

      @Jayke Brown yeah I don't know if that's correct that shark populations have decreased..sharks are protected these days unlike the 70s when they were hunted to the point of extinction. That's a big claim you're making

    • @jaykebrwn
      @jaykebrwn Před rokem +1

      @@ACDZ123 First source I found from google states the following
      We find that, globally, the abundance of oceanic sharks declined by 71.1% (95% credible interval, 63.2-78.4%) (Fig. 1) from 1970 to 2018
      So a 71.1% decrease from the 70s.

  • @Mike_Curtis
    @Mike_Curtis Před 4 lety +1950

    "That's the closest I've ever been to a shark in the water."
    That's just the closest you've ever noticed a shark in the water near you....

    • @arsaeterna4285
      @arsaeterna4285 Před 3 lety +23

      I actually use this axiom to sort of build up my confidence
      I think of all the times I've been surfing, and assume I've safely shared the water with sharks plenty

    • @TimothyBoersma99
      @TimothyBoersma99 Před 3 lety +24

      I thought the exact same thing lol, probably had sharks underneath him lots of times

    • @MARTIN201199
      @MARTIN201199 Před 3 lety +2

      @@arsaeterna4285 that’s a fact that builds confidence.

    • @Vorador47
      @Vorador47 Před 3 lety +39

      @@arsaeterna4285 indeed, if you ever see people drone footage of the coast of California, you will regularly see multipule white sharks swimming around in the surf surrounded by people, those people just have no idea there is a white shark like 6 feet away from them.
      it's funny because people freak out when they know there is a shark in the water, but in relaity, there is probably one not far from you every time you go out there.

    • @jnetwork3232
      @jnetwork3232 Před 3 lety +1

      Jesus dude

  • @stephenc6342
    @stephenc6342 Před 3 lety +697

    That wasn’t fast fowarding editing, that was literally how fast he was paddling out of there

    • @Lee-bx5vc
      @Lee-bx5vc Před 2 lety +22

      I'd be paddling, Benny Hill version.

    • @michaelhaile6371
      @michaelhaile6371 Před 2 lety +9

      That's how I would have been paddling from the very start, forget fast forwarding!

    • @tobsternater
      @tobsternater Před 2 lety +4

      Lolololololol!

    • @notsofast5495
      @notsofast5495 Před 2 lety +1

      Exactly. Just like a Benny Hill episode

    • @sparra3819
      @sparra3819 Před 2 lety +1

      danged right lol

  • @Ang33335
    @Ang33335 Před rokem +75

    That's the closest I've ever been to surfing 🏄‍♀️

  • @leapheap6837
    @leapheap6837 Před 2 lety +56

    You stayed really calm. Really smart intuition that you were able to see that was a great white shark. Glad you are safe and able to surf another day.

    • @Incessuserro
      @Incessuserro Před rokem

      The smartest intuition is to not go out into the ocean on a surfboard.

    • @xthexskrillex
      @xthexskrillex Před rokem

      @@Incessuserro is it better to face the shark without one ?

    • @Dingbotz
      @Dingbotz Před 11 měsíci +1

      He didn’t stay calm though - he splashed like a maniac

    • @xthexskrillex
      @xthexskrillex Před 11 měsíci

      @@Dingbotz are u sure?

    • @Dingbotz
      @Dingbotz Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@xthexskrillex yes

  • @RumpSpank3rGaming
    @RumpSpank3rGaming Před 6 lety +5250

    At 1:28 that's the fastest swimming I've ever seen. Adrenaline is amazing

  • @lukekhalid896
    @lukekhalid896 Před 4 lety +2480

    Surfer guy: Oh crap a shark, lemme swim fast so he won't get me
    Shark: dude if I really wanted to get you....

    • @minkjay3218
      @minkjay3218 Před 4 lety +307

      1:28 i mean ..... COULD HE ?

    • @madelw7482
      @madelw7482 Před 4 lety +41

      Alpha Male HAHA

    • @sh4rkb4it79
      @sh4rkb4it79 Před 4 lety +60

      Alpha Male if it wanted to kill him then it would have ambushed him before he even saw it; not swim right near the surface

    • @MelbourneMatty
      @MelbourneMatty Před 3 lety +136

      sh4rk b4it There is a lot of hate for sharks, and certainly, they do attack people (I’m an Aussie, and there are several fatal shark attacks here every year, and that’s excluding the many non-fatal), but the reality is, if those sharks wanted to actually eat the people that they bit, then there would be no actual body to recover. If a shark wanted to eat a person, it’d just fucking eat the person! Sharks are big, and have a massive bite force with hundreds of teeth that do a lot of damage, but if you actually see the shark before it bites you, you’re probably going to be fine, as it already knows you’re not dinner, and more often than not (even though it’s probably little consolation), once it’s taken an investigation bite, it’ll realise you’re way too lean, and far too bony, and it’ll move on...of course, that one bite may remove a limb. But hey, it’s got no hands to see if you’re a seal, or a turtle. Sharks are amazing creatures. We’re killing them in their millions, and they don’t deserve the bad rap.

    • @cole4832
      @cole4832 Před 3 lety +23

      @@sh4rkb4it79 you obviously missed the joke

  • @kaseymigliaccio2519
    @kaseymigliaccio2519 Před rokem +11

    My heart was racing as he was paddling for dear life, ain't gonna lie! 🤣

  • @Duckfootdewey
    @Duckfootdewey Před 2 lety +30

    The idea that surfing is so amazing that it’s worth the risk of being consumed by a Great White shark is inconceivable.

    • @playthroughcinema
      @playthroughcinema Před rokem +1

      ikr I really dont understand some ppl

    • @Blowtorch87
      @Blowtorch87 Před rokem

      Sharks overall kill around 5 people a year. Global population of surfers is somwhere between 17 to 30 million people. Doesn't seem like a huge risk to be honest.
      But hur hur, that one movie says that sharks are just evil, twisted killing machines so ocean must be a deathtrap because Jaws and every other movie with sharks is a perfect reflection of reality!

    • @jibjub7047
      @jibjub7047 Před 11 měsíci

      I imagine these people are just not afraid of Sharks in general.

    • @Dr.Acula76
      @Dr.Acula76 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Hey, I could be killed by a stray bullet or in a car accident tomorrow. Might as well enjoy one of the things I love the most in life. If you've never been surfing, you're right, you can't understand

    • @Dingbotz
      @Dingbotz Před 11 měsíci +1

      Does the risk of driving sound like a great risk? Or getting a drink on the van machine? Many many times more people die because of cars and vending machines than sharks.

  • @grahamblack1961
    @grahamblack1961 Před 5 lety +1163

    I thought Great White Sharks all played the cello to alert you to their presence.

  • @gerrydalemans6672
    @gerrydalemans6672 Před 7 lety +697

    "It was at that exact moment, Mark the shark realised, he will never make any friends, ever"

    • @davidgwoodward1679
      @davidgwoodward1679  Před 7 lety +68

      Ha ha ha! Now I feel bad for not being friendlier.

    • @gerrydalemans6672
      @gerrydalemans6672 Před 7 lety +33

      "Mark returned home, only to find out his wife was cheating with Dale the whale...with no friend to turn to, Mark filled up a tub with water...and commited suicide, the end" No man, glad you got out of the way, else it would be a lot harder watching the video :p

    • @Kinnijup
      @Kinnijup Před 7 lety +4

      alright how could he commit suicide by drowning. He's a shark!

    • @frankhumbug
      @frankhumbug Před 7 lety +3

      hey, that's funny (and sort of sad,) but I think your right, Mark (the shark - good name, you should do a kids book,) unfortunately, is a solitary creature doomed to roam the sea on his own :-( but he could have some cool adventures :-)

    • @gerrydalemans6672
      @gerrydalemans6672 Před 7 lety +2

      Hi Centre Mental, glad you're joining me on this one. Maybe we should do a kids book together!? We could in fact, but only if you can come up with another name that rhymes with shark. Also, kids would like a happy ending (not to be confused with the happy ending you would receive after a massage), so maybe you should lighten up, contact me and we'll make things happen!

  • @brandon2585
    @brandon2585 Před 2 lety +10

    I love these PSAs that confirm my instinct to stay as far away from the ocean as possible to be intrinsically accurate.

  • @ezting9824
    @ezting9824 Před rokem +47

    This shows how important it is to have a buddy every time you go for a swim at the beach.

    • @m.mcg.1837
      @m.mcg.1837 Před rokem +13

      Especially if you swim faster.

    • @blackporscheroadster-yw8hb
      @blackporscheroadster-yw8hb Před rokem +8

      Yep. so your buddy can watch you get bitten in half. Witness, so to speak.

    • @ezting9824
      @ezting9824 Před rokem +3

      @@blackporscheroadster-yw8hb I didn't mean it like that lol. Usually, the shark would be more cautious if the creature looks bigger or more intimidating.

    • @doc4153
      @doc4153 Před rokem

      Exactly. That way once the shark eats both of you, he'll most likely spare the rest of the beach goers.

    • @tonynew3047
      @tonynew3047 Před 10 měsíci +1

      It reduces the odds to 50% instead of 100%.

  • @Peacekpr4
    @Peacekpr4 Před 5 lety +438

    The camera wasn’t sped up, he really swam that fast after seeing the shark

  • @SuburbanDelinquent
    @SuburbanDelinquent Před 7 lety +1809

    Been to that beach and had something heavy bump into me. That was the last time I ever went into the ocean.

    • @DelaneyWalker
      @DelaneyWalker Před 3 lety +104

      Yup. Found out after I went that locals see/feel sharks there all the time. So glad I didn’t see one that day

    • @newbreedian
      @newbreedian Před 3 lety +101

      loool buddy was like "aight that's enough fo me" haha

    • @shannan7701
      @shannan7701 Před 3 lety +6

      @@newbreedian 😂😂😂

    • @Baneslayer
      @Baneslayer Před 3 lety +112

      I had the exact same experience in the ocean once. I got “test bumped” by a shark before.... I was thrown off my air mattress many feet into the air.... I shit my bathing suit when I realized no one else was in the water with me...

    • @NaueroFX
      @NaueroFX Před 3 lety +28

      @@Baneslayer where did this happen? I would have ran across the water 😂 Where i live the scariest things are some non harmful jelly fish in the ocean lol

  • @thatguyjoe007
    @thatguyjoe007 Před rokem +4

    He's out there alone, looking like a baby seal, thrashing about in the water.

  • @jamesh8654
    @jamesh8654 Před 2 lety +11

    Happened to me in South Africa..
    Just a wee lad of 14 and learning to body board. Anyway, there was a great set out and everyone was heading to the beach. Got out and paddled to the waves and then suddenly saw a dark cloud go through a wave. Of course you think it’s your mind playing tricks on you… but it happened again. The shore line wasn’t close by so start booking it back and shouting at everyone coming in “there’s a shark there’s a shark”. Got the the shoreline and one of my buddies who had seen what I’d seen said. “Did you see it did you see it”!? One of the local walked by and said “you guys are idiots, that’s not a shark it’s a dolphin”

    • @Steve_643
      @Steve_643 Před rokem +3

      Better safe than sorry.

    • @asheerramkalawan249
      @asheerramkalawan249 Před rokem +2

      Hahaha top 1. From SA bud

    • @tula1433
      @tula1433 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Judging by your photo you were way too handsome for a shark to attack 😂😂😂 🤷‍♀️

    • @cathoare8935
      @cathoare8935 Před 10 měsíci

      Even Sth African shark had a go at our...

  • @abbywestman4060
    @abbywestman4060 Před 6 lety +1658

    My anxiety just got anxiety

  • @globaldayz
    @globaldayz Před 5 lety +1295

    Solitary surfing anywhere along the west coast is crazy

    • @poorchristopher15
      @poorchristopher15 Před 5 lety +46

      Southern Cali beaches are pretty safe. I swim at Huntington Beach, Newport, and laguna all the time with no incidents.
      You make it seem as if it is Florida or Australia which do have a high amount of shark attacks.

    • @gregschannel4918
      @gregschannel4918 Před 3 lety +23

      Try the Reunion Islands . Getting in the water has been banned .

    • @gregschannel4918
      @gregschannel4918 Před 3 lety +4

      Global Dayz really because there has been only one fatal attack of the west coat in years that happened in my hometown . Solana Beach Ca . Care of mistaken identity.

    • @rubencortes4793
      @rubencortes4793 Před 3 lety +43

      Also there’s a need of education about sharks guys. The major part of the shark attacks can be avoided in some ways, for example: swim or surf with at least one person if you’re not sure it’s safe, don’t go into the water if it’s dirty because of the rain, when you wait for a wave turn your board in different directions because from the bottom you look like a predator and not like an injured or dead animal in the surface, if there’s one close avoid slapping the water when swimming, the first is not to attract their attention. But if they come, you need to remain calm, you can change their curse by putting your hand on their nose and turn them to other side if not attacking, and if they attack, aim your fingers to their eyes because they are so sensible. Obviously there’s the need of being cold minded and everything.

    • @TheRds797
      @TheRds797 Před 3 lety +1

      @@rubencortes4793 exactly I live in south Florida and if you are educated on the habitat and animals, you kinda just go with mother nature. My back yard has gators too. We do have more incidents though, especially with all the species of animals. Florida fish and wildlife. Good to eat as well.

  • @papabull9074
    @papabull9074 Před 2 lety +2

    Shark: Are you aware your car warranty is about to expire?

  • @IAmJoeJericho
    @IAmJoeJericho Před 2 lety +3

    Shark: "if only this dude knew I was vegan"

  • @Alltypz
    @Alltypz Před 5 lety +1489

    Enter the water, enter the food chain.

  • @danielcolon9809
    @danielcolon9809 Před 7 lety +1881

    This is way I cannot enjoy the ocean, I'm constantly paranoid that there is a shark somewhere nearby, it's horrible to feel that way. 😂

    • @mellamodiego8458
      @mellamodiego8458 Před 7 lety +47

      Danny Colón I understand that feeling the best thing to do to get over that feeling is to go out with other people and after a while you will calm down

    • @irishpenguin13
      @irishpenguin13 Před 6 lety +31

      Daniel Colón i used to feel that way too. First time i went out it never crossed my mind. Its honestly a relaxing, blissful experience. The only thing ive seen here in florida so far was a super tiny sea turtle right next to me.

    • @danielcolon9809
      @danielcolon9809 Před 6 lety +5

      Sid Thank you, I'll try it.

    • @danielcolon9809
      @danielcolon9809 Před 6 lety +9

      irishpenguin13 It's a struggle but will continue to go out with family and friends in Miami Beach. 😂

    • @sheripie123
      @sheripie123 Před 6 lety +13

      Our family's rule, when we go to the beach, is no talking about sharks. My son and I have been going in the ocean forever and love it.

  • @100com83
    @100com83 Před 2 lety +2

    He said that's the closest he's ever been to a shark in the water...so he thinks lol

  • @peaches15
    @peaches15 Před 2 lety +4

    Born and raised in Florida you're brought up knowing 2 things.
    1) Respect the ocean, she'll always win.
    2) Don't ever forget you're never alone in the ocean.
    ❤ She is beautiful ain't she

  • @utubeskreename9516
    @utubeskreename9516 Před 4 lety +83

    Dude went full-on Scooby Doo "Zoinks!" mode with his paddling, after turning around.

  • @jfk64kennedy95
    @jfk64kennedy95 Před 5 lety +391

    "that's the closest i've ever been to a shark..."
    yah, you'd probably be surprised to find out that it probably isn't

    • @stevestewart4187
      @stevestewart4187 Před 3 lety +22

      PLENTY of unnoticed positive encounters occur daily

    • @austins.8442
      @austins.8442 Před 3 lety +10

      One time when I was a kid, a sand shark swam between my legs and just went about its day :)

    • @stevestewart4187
      @stevestewart4187 Před 3 lety +13

      Austin Sirois “ope, scuse me, just gonna sneak right through here”

  • @brianj.simpson4050
    @brianj.simpson4050 Před 2 lety +4

    I've been a scuba diver for over 20 years, I was a helicopter pilot for the Navy for several years, and I took up flying drones as a hobby a few years ago. If people had a clue, most would not get back in the ocean. Ignorance is bliss.

    • @buzz5969
      @buzz5969 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Says the 20 year scuba diver 😊

  • @b2tall239
    @b2tall239 Před 2 lety +3

    Judging from all the drone footage I've seen recently, I'll bet those Great Whites have seen you a lot more than you've seen them.

  • @bakedpotato8989
    @bakedpotato8989 Před 3 lety +168

    Bet that swim to shore would’ve felt like a lifetime 🙈

    • @JohnnyLooseTV
      @JohnnyLooseTV Před 2 lety +9

      Lol, it felt like a lifetime just watching it. Can’t imagine actually being there

    • @Matt-cp9wh
      @Matt-cp9wh Před rokem +1

      imagine being a swimmer and not having a surf board in this situation

    • @janjep2508
      @janjep2508 Před rokem

      Some folks I know would freeze up in fear & not be able to swim or even have a heart attack

  • @DayVid-il6mv
    @DayVid-il6mv Před 3 lety +1030

    Trust me buddy, you’ve been closer. That’s just the closest you’ve seen. They are all around us out there... thankfully sharks tend to leave humans alone for the most part.

    • @AndrewJamesMcQuinn
      @AndrewJamesMcQuinn Před 3 lety +35

      Russian roulette. If I was a shark I would eat humans because they are so easy to catch. We are definitely good food for them. Perhaps at times they are focused on their usual food, but I would never gamble my life on it because you wouldn’t stand even a slim chance if it decided to attack. There are deaths and feeding on people from bears, people who think they really don’t want to eat us.

    • @jnetwork3232
      @jnetwork3232 Před 3 lety +13

      @@AndrewJamesMcQuinn bruh

    • @lunartears6761
      @lunartears6761 Před 2 lety +16

      @@AndrewJamesMcQuinn usually that’s a last resort when animals are starving and all their prey are scarce. There’s a story from WW II where Soviet and nazi forces allied together temporarily to fight of man eating wolves. There were also other attacks on civilians the preceded the event. These incidents are collectively called the Kirov Wolf attacks. Supposedly, any dogs and cattle had dwindled to the point where the only widely available food source was…humans. Particularly children.

    • @Aizen2468
      @Aizen2468 Před 2 lety +36

      @@AndrewJamesMcQuinn sharks don't like the taste of humans. Usually they take a single bite, and quickly let go because we taste bad to them.
      Granted....a single bite can usually be pretty severe, especially if the shark is big. But, for the most part, sharks will leave humans alone unless A) they feel threatened, B) we accidentally STEP on them (more common than you might think on beaches), or C) they are SEVERELY hungry to the point where even eating something as disgusting tasting to them as a human, is better than starving.

    • @AndrewJamesMcQuinn
      @AndrewJamesMcQuinn Před 2 lety +9

      @@Aizen2468 does that mean of the 700 men who died of shark bite from the sinking of the USS Indianapolis, that none were eaten? Just repeat bites?There are more than 300 eye witness accounts of sharks devouring them. So out of nearly 1,200 on board, 316 went down with the ship and 300 rescued. About half were dinner. Don’t kid yourself.

  • @southpadreq7317
    @southpadreq7317 Před 2 lety +1

    Shark- Do you have a moment to talk about your car warranty expiring.

  • @GorgyPorgy65
    @GorgyPorgy65 Před 2 lety +1

    Shark: "What's his problem ? I'm just catching a wave like I have for the last 30 years ?

  • @personM4N
    @personM4N Před 7 lety +1833

    That looks like a pretty decent sized NOPE swimming behind you.

    • @mostlyzaye
      @mostlyzaye Před 6 lety +26

      personM4N Hahahahaahahhaaha my favourite comment 😂😂

    • @general_rev162
      @general_rev162 Před 6 lety +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂so trueeee👌

    • @sergeantassassin3425
      @sergeantassassin3425 Před 6 lety +53

      Notice how he immediately caught the first FUCK IT wave out of there. Smart man.

    • @Thraxxuss
      @Thraxxuss Před 6 lety +17

      That's what I see too. A whole lotta NOPE.. nope, nopitty nope nope..

    • @madwolf5582
      @madwolf5582 Před 6 lety

      personM4N you said it best mate

  • @darrelltiencken2194
    @darrelltiencken2194 Před 5 lety +1220

    The description was a lot more exciting than the video.

    • @NorthwestAdventurerNWA
      @NorthwestAdventurerNWA Před 4 lety +7

      Darrell Tiencken True, very true.

    • @jajajajanej
      @jajajajanej Před 4 lety +21

      Yeah. This was super lame. This dude is probably more likely to die from curdled milk.

    • @tomchamberlain4329
      @tomchamberlain4329 Před 4 lety +53

      Make your own shark encounter video then

    • @jajajajanej
      @jajajajanej Před 4 lety +4

      Tom Chamberlain Nah, I’ll just drink curdled milk. Way more dangerous and cool.

    • @makinoshan2666
      @makinoshan2666 Před 4 lety +1

      Fact!

  • @DefundtheIRS1776
    @DefundtheIRS1776 Před 2 lety +2

    Being surprised by a shark in the ocean is like being surprised by shit in a diaper

  • @FunTimeStudios82
    @FunTimeStudios82 Před rokem

    Surfing with sharks would be like skiing with polar bears lol

  • @rollercoastermafia7122
    @rollercoastermafia7122 Před 4 lety +237

    Just another day doing cosplay as a seal for the great whites.

    • @mmahub9970
      @mmahub9970 Před 4 lety +2

      Gilead Glass what color should his wetsuit be then?

    • @crystalhunter4122
      @crystalhunter4122 Před 3 lety +9

      @Red u must be fun at parties

    • @Epicnes1
      @Epicnes1 Před 3 lety

      oh man you made my day thanks jajajaajaja

    • @zaddyholmes6735
      @zaddyholmes6735 Před 3 lety +2

      @@mmahub9970 Brodie’s crew at YBS wear blue wetsuits that camo perfectly in the ocean. Much smarter than basically dressing as a seal

    • @kylein9869
      @kylein9869 Před 3 lety +3

      @@mmahub9970 any color besides black

  • @davecummings7477
    @davecummings7477 Před 4 lety +20

    I was out at Jax Beach FL as a teenager with my brother in the outside break on a pretty big day. While we we sitting on our boards with about 5 other surfers around us, I saw a bouy on a braided line being dragged by something underwater. We all just sat there watching that bouy going through the water coming in our direction. I saw the number on it as it made a first pass. Then it turned. Just at that moment a HUGE dorsal fin surfaced just like the one in all of the Jaws movies, then a pectoral fin about 10 feet behind it. After freezing in absolute horror, I looked left and right to my brother and the rest of the surfers. They had already turned to paddle and leave me. I remember everyone saying "dude, great white, great white." As I turned to depart, the fins went under as it was heading in my direction. The shore was about 300 yards away and I paddled so hard. We were all just thinking to outrun the next guy, but I was last and that bouy was coming for me, so I had a choice. Catch the wave and risk wiping out, or stop and hope it will go right past me, and wish for the best. Everyone was so far ahead and then they caught the first wave in the set leaving alone in the water. At that point, I knew I only had one true choice, to catch the next approaching wave and hopefully outrun it because the bouy was causing drag. So I paddled hard to catch it slashing like crazy in the water. I caught it, but the wave was roo huge to belly ride so I had to stand up. Then I dropped in the face of this huge wave and right at the bottom turn... BAM, I totally ate it. Those were the longest 30 seconds of my life and I prayed like I have never prayer before as I waited for the huge intense bite. After getting knocked around for a bit, I surfaced and gasped for air while trying find my board floating 8 feet away. I finally got to my board and got on. I was totally disoriented and I was looking around for the direction of land, while waiting to be eaten. THANK GOD I caught the white water of another wave and I took it most of the way in. By then, my brother, the 5 guys who were out there and the rest who were in the inside break were all standing on the shore with the lifeguard. Everyone was out of the water and EVERYONE thought it got me. It was like a Jaws movie. Everyone was hugging me and saying, "wow you made it!" So I told my uncle, who was a scientist, that we had seen a great white and he said, "there are no great white's in FL." I told him what we saw and the number on the bouy. My other uncle who was a marine biologist said he read about a group of marine biologists who were tagging Great Whites with numbered bouy's up north before the winter came. We later confirmed it was a GW that had been tagged. Osearch now uses digital tracking and data shows GW's regularly go offshore near Jax beach. Scariest day of my life.

    • @davidgwoodward1679
      @davidgwoodward1679  Před 4 lety +5

      Man! That's a million times scarier than my encounter.

    • @StealthMode3924
      @StealthMode3924 Před 10 měsíci +2

      That sounds absolutely horrific! I’d never go in the water again. Glad you made it out alive and unharmed!

    • @lfg477
      @lfg477 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@davidgwoodward1679 You can't joke with nature. Never !

  • @brianwhitehead8755
    @brianwhitehead8755 Před 2 lety +1

    Correction. That's the closest you've been to a shark, that you've noticed.

  • @TomF18
    @TomF18 Před 3 lety +19

    “This is the 5th time I’ve seen a Great White out here. God knows how many I haven’t seen. I think I’ll keep surfing here.”

  • @MarkAllenHyenaMotorcade
    @MarkAllenHyenaMotorcade Před 2 lety +2

    I am fairly new to standup paddleboarding (started in Dec 2020) and you simply can't enjoy the experience of being on the water if you are afraid of what "might" or "could" happen. Don't get me wrong, there are moments when I get into my own head and start looking around my board and wondering, but I force myself to shake it off and stop thinking like that and within moments I am back in a blissful state of mind enjoying the sun on my skin, the fresh salt air in my lungs and the feeling of the cold water rushing over my feet on the board. Nothing quite like it. I did surf as a kid with my older brother at Bolsa Chica and we did see a shark silhouetted in a cresting wave not 30 or so feet offshore as we sat resting on the sand having just come out of the water...Not sure what type of shark it was. I was 13 years old....my big brother who has surfed all over the world didn't seem bothered and his not freaking out about it affected me in the best way. He has his share of shark stories with many happening in Mexico. One in particular event which he told me about and which I still remember clearly was when he and a buddy were surfing at Estero Beach when his friend yelled out, "Look behind you!"...My brother turned to see a dorsal fin which he thought to be about one and a half feet high cutting through the water not 10 feet behind him and following him.....he calmly paddled towards shore and the shark lost interest and swam away. My brother's respectful and calm attitude about sharks or any other ocean predators or dangerous animals was something that rubbed off on me and I appreciate it to this day. He told me once that people who use the term "shark infested waters" might as well also say "people infested cities". They are always present whether we see them or not and I am glad they are. They are magnificent beautiful creatures....all kinds of sharks..

  • @Harlanmote
    @Harlanmote Před 2 lety +1

    By just getting in the water you became part of the food chain.

  • @cosmicpeach7080
    @cosmicpeach7080 Před 6 lety +1276

    People disliking were expecting him to be eaten or what

    • @alexaccount102
      @alexaccount102 Před 6 lety +10

      Cosmic Peach nah they disliked bc they wanted him to get eaten and he didnt

    • @cosmicpeach7080
      @cosmicpeach7080 Před 6 lety +51

      Alexis Lain yeah that's what I meant

    • @kaleem8920
      @kaleem8920 Před 5 lety +8

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @evanw2195
      @evanw2195 Před 5 lety +22

      Yea people are shitheads, people don’t know how to appreciate others, pretend this guy is your uncle or something then you probably wouldn’t be angry and hated filled this video didn’t meet your expectations.

    • @gikt-qm1gf
      @gikt-qm1gf Před 5 lety +10

      Cosmic Peach no, see the thing is on youtube its almost impossible to see a video without dislikes no matter what it is. Even fking sad cancer storys and stuff like that get over 1K dislikes it disgusts me

  • @Jackson-mp7di
    @Jackson-mp7di Před 6 lety +821

    It turns out a longboard makes a fantastic selfie stick

  • @Allyourbase1990
    @Allyourbase1990 Před 2 měsíci

    This is why I snowboard . Never ran into a great white shark on the mountain 😂😂

  • @AngelGonzalez-de3nn
    @AngelGonzalez-de3nn Před 2 lety +3

    It's amazing how brave you surfers are. Attacks usually occur, When Sharks misinterpret surfers for turtles?!!

  • @chicagocathrun7738
    @chicagocathrun7738 Před 7 lety +80

    I've been closer...and I didn't have a surfboard. I was snorkeling in Molokini Crater, totally clueless, and had swam off a little by myself, when a tiger shark started following me. He was super casual about it, but when I went left, he went left, when I went straight he went straight. The guy who ran the snorkeling boat spotted him and got on the loud speaker and is like, "Yeah, that's about an 10 footer but he probably won't bother you, you aren't on his menu. Just head towards the boat." I know that feeling when you start moving fast, lol, at any minute expecting a hard tug from under the water. But I just moved quickly and really, really steadily even though my heart was pounding. I was just a mom from Chicago! I didn't know anything about sharks until I saw that one. Now I live on the West coast and I just figure they're always out there, what can you do.

    • @davidgwoodward1679
      @davidgwoodward1679  Před 7 lety +11

      Yikes!! That's a lot scarier than my encounter!

    • @Platformadam
      @Platformadam Před 7 lety +3

      ChicagoCathrun Sounds like what happened to me on the Big Island. Swam out too far and the current was strong. Im 200 Yards out when I see a big Tiger about 50 Yards from me. Scary shit man

    • @randallparker8116
      @randallparker8116 Před 7 lety +3

      That is so funny, I was diving Molokini on the north corner closest to Maui. I was descending and saw a Tiger almost on the bottom at 125 feet by the cement anchor cable. I was dropping right on top of him. When I got down there he was gone. I was waiting for my dive buddy wife to descend when her regulator's O-ring blew and she spit her regulator. So I was stuck buddy breathing back to the dive boat. Never got to see that Tiger again. It was an exciting dive though. I went back down looking.

    • @briangough1577
      @briangough1577 Před 7 lety +4

      ChicagoCathrun I saw a 15 ft great white charging at me I pooped my pants luckily I made it out in time to shore but I never went back in the water again😃😤😳😩😨😵😱

    • @jquest43
      @jquest43 Před 7 lety

      you were on the menu,tigers kill females,especially when menstruating.

  • @PrincipalCowbellist
    @PrincipalCowbellist Před 4 lety +627

    When you miss the wave and your life depended on it.

    • @josephcavaliere9772
      @josephcavaliere9772 Před 4 lety +8

      If that was a great white shark he would not have seen it until the shark would of bump him, white sharks attack from beneath u there for its to late.

    • @ZXPhazze
      @ZXPhazze Před 4 lety +24

      @@josephcavaliere9772 That would make sense if the shark was attacking him.

    • @koresharkk9604
      @koresharkk9604 Před 3 lety +3

      The shark had no interest in him

    • @CallOfDerzy
      @CallOfDerzy Před 3 lety +1

      @@josephcavaliere9772 the shark remained under water the whole time he just saw it through the face of the wave

    • @josephcavaliere9772
      @josephcavaliere9772 Před 3 lety +1

      Well the shark 🦈 wasn't exactly gunning for him or he wouldn't be here, probably 🤔 a reef or something less dangerous. White sharks tiger sharks bull sharks are the most popular attackers in close to shore maybe a blue fin might come in, when I surfed I could see reef sharks go under my board and it didn't stop me from surfing, u must know where ur at and what possibilities are there 😉

  • @tacticalninja8249
    @tacticalninja8249 Před 2 lety +1

    I've been watching The Malibu Artist and he's shown plenty of footage with his drone how common sharks are swimming near people. I lived in Hawaii for 3yrs and I was always in the ocean. I've probably had quite a few sharks near me and I had no idea.

  • @TaxemicFanatic
    @TaxemicFanatic Před rokem

    I saw a shark and immediately turned and swam away looking as much like a seal as i possibly could.

  • @music4lifesux
    @music4lifesux Před 7 lety +366

    If you ever SEE a great white, it's terrifying, but you're probably gonna be fine. If a great white wants to hurt you, you will not see it. Granted, I would've paddled like hell too hahaha.

    • @tentsandflags
      @tentsandflags Před 7 lety +9

      Thinks he can out paddle a shark... jaja, Never ! We surf sano all the time, they are all over the place, gw live in the ocean, they eat seals just another day!

    • @hawg427
      @hawg427 Před 7 lety +13

      True, Great Whites will attack from below you and use the surprise attack. I surfed in Florida from 16-22 y/o Jax. to Daytona Beach. Never saw one that close to me but I did have things??? swim past my legs several times. That alone will make you crap yourself. LOL

    • @asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068
      @asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068 Před 7 lety +14

      thats probably true in some cases but the thing about great whites and also other shark species is that they will circle around you for some time before they eventually move in closer and closer on you and suddenly they will bump into you for a test bite. A test bite from a great white can be fatal and is very dangerous. If you see a great white like this surfer did you need to leave the occean in a controlled manner. If he stayed longer its very likely that the shark would eventually take a test bite. Great White Sharks often do surprise attacks but a test bite isnt a surprise.

    • @SwagMaster-fq8qg
      @SwagMaster-fq8qg Před 7 lety +6

      first time i ever saw a shark was when i was surfing at jacksonville beach pier with my homie. spinner shark breached (went airborne) like 15 feet from us. Since then ive seen lots of sharks cruising around, they very rarely bother surfers, and when they do its like u said, you dont see it comin lol.

    • @dav00ss
      @dav00ss Před 7 lety +1

      If you look closely you can see that part of the time that he is paddling, it is actually sped up, so no - he isn't traveling at an abnormally high rate of speed or a human on the water.
      PS: I picked this up fairly quickly because i am a sound/visual effects engineer; In fact, i noticed the 2nd time i watched it.

  • @jcjbike
    @jcjbike Před 7 lety +1737

    That's the closest I've ever been to a shark in the water... THAT YOU KNOW OF....

    • @robertm4050
      @robertm4050 Před 7 lety +82

      Good point. It is normally the sharks that you don't see that are gonna get ya.

    • @CRAZYWILDMAN49
      @CRAZYWILDMAN49 Před 7 lety +40

      this one was spotted by him. millions of times a day GW's are swimming around people and people dont even know it.

    • @regul8or71
      @regul8or71 Před 7 lety +82

      CRAZYWILDMAN49 really? Millions? That's quite a lot. Cite your source.

    • @keelieak
      @keelieak Před 7 lety +3

      Joey Bikes ~~This made me laugh right out loud!!:D

    • @karenpiotte90
      @karenpiotte90 Před 7 lety +3

      Joey Bikes Too Right!

  • @jj007104
    @jj007104 Před rokem +1

    My fear of the ocean justified...thank you

  • @suburbanhobbyist2752
    @suburbanhobbyist2752 Před 2 lety +3

    02:04 No, I can promise you, that was NOT the closest you've ever been to a shark in the water. It was the closest you've ever been to a shark you have seen in the water. If you surf often then sharks have been very near you often. Take a look at Malibu Artists drone footage of sharks/surfers/people in general. It is shocking.

    • @technocoh
      @technocoh Před rokem

      Just watched his videos this week by CZcams reccomendation :D

  • @mrzed2349
    @mrzed2349 Před 5 lety +35

    Same thing happened to me in cape cod. Except I was on a sea kayak. I could tell you I paddled like an Olympic gold medalist to get outta there

  • @sonjaellis56
    @sonjaellis56 Před 7 lety +44

    My father was stationed at Camp Pendleton for about 6 yrs, we camped at San Onofre many times. Its an awesome place to dig in the tide pools at low tide. I learned to surf, and body surf there, of course that was 40+ years ago. I read in 2013 I believe, that marine biologist found out that San Onofre is a pupping area for great whites. They stay in the area till they reach maturity, which can be 10-13feet. Juveniles only feed on fish and other sea life, their teeth are not mature enough for larger sea mammals, such as seals.

    • @tentsandflags
      @tentsandflags Před 7 lety +1

      Except the lady that was bit last week, had a baby seal swim around her, why she was bit and not the seal.

    • @Unkip
      @Unkip Před 7 lety +8

      Because sharks bite things.

    • @BigBadMonkey23
      @BigBadMonkey23 Před 7 lety +35

      Sharks are, like many other animals, curious about new or unusual objects or creatures in their environment. Obviously they don't have hands, so the only way they can interact with other things is...by using their mouths.
      The grand majority of shark bites are simply them trying to figure out what they hell they are looking at. I mean, can you blame them? I've seen some freaky lookin' folks at the beach.

    • @samiamisme
      @samiamisme Před 7 lety

      Sonja Ellis ...do juveniles test bite bigger prey for practice?

    • @sonjaellis56
      @sonjaellis56 Před 7 lety +1

      samiamisme, I guess they could, they test bite with their mouth. But their teeth are not developed till they reach maturity.

  • @henryjumbohead5391
    @henryjumbohead5391 Před rokem +1

    I grew up surfing San Onofre. We used to see juvenile gw’s out in the lineup pretty often. They never bothered anyone.

    • @tula1433
      @tula1433 Před 11 měsíci +1

      I wouldn’t even want to be “not bothered” by them! Just knowing there is this huge thing under the dark water makes me wanna VOM! 😂

  • @normc.9705
    @normc.9705 Před 2 lety +1

    My philosophy: Never go where you're not at the top of the food chain...unless armed.

  • @cornhub8823
    @cornhub8823 Před 3 lety +5

    10ft shark was about 5ft away from me at this exact beach surfing alone. had no idea too until a lifeguards escorted me out of the water and told me what was going on, and how big the shark was. I knew there was something in the water by me, but I thought it was a seal lol

  • @apburner1
    @apburner1 Před 7 lety +699

    I don't go in their ocean, they stay off my lawn.

    • @seanmulcahy3243
      @seanmulcahy3243 Před 7 lety +10

      Ok so you don't surf and yes sharks don't go on land. Thumbs up!! Strange...

    • @davidblake6546
      @davidblake6546 Před 7 lety +4

      +Marciie M *their* smh.

    • @bobbydibernado5926
      @bobbydibernado5926 Před 7 lety +7

      Some can.. Sharknado

    • @brianjackson3885
      @brianjackson3885 Před 7 lety +2

      apburner1 couldnt have put it any better real shit lol

    • @SignedOff402
      @SignedOff402 Před 7 lety +2

      Quit eating their food and they will not eat you. Or better yet, eat them.

  • @aaronbarlow4376
    @aaronbarlow4376 Před 2 lety

    The sped up video part of him paddling is how I'd be paddling real time.

  • @leonardlloyd1089
    @leonardlloyd1089 Před rokem +1

    I'm not going to become shark bait, because I won't swim in the ocean, but even I know not to go alone.

  • @alexbaker1642
    @alexbaker1642 Před 7 lety +119

    Great footage David. You reacted exactly how you should have, remaining calm and getting to shore. We surf with sharks all the time, we just don't always see each other.
    Nice board!

    • @inSpihr
      @inSpihr Před 7 lety +10

      Haha, we don't always see the sharks* not vice versa.

    • @CRAZYWILDMAN49
      @CRAZYWILDMAN49 Před 7 lety +1

      lol, always watching

    • @TheBarber5550
      @TheBarber5550 Před 7 lety +8

      what do you mean "remained calm"? did you not see him set the world record for paddling to shore on a long board?

    • @kedi4074
      @kedi4074 Před 7 lety

      The Zen Fool Well we all saw him paddling to the shore super quickly but he was really calm. Usually people never react like him, they just panic and that's the first thing to agitate a shark.

    • @OGXDream
      @OGXDream Před 7 lety +3

      XR72004 if he wanted to kill him he would be dead.

  • @asia.b
    @asia.b Před 6 lety +53

    Probably not the closest you've *ever* been to a shark, just the closest you've ever *seen* one. 😁

    • @justinmartin8887
      @justinmartin8887 Před rokem

      As a surf fisherman I have proof they are just mere yards of the shoreline, often they seem to travel just behind the first breakers.
      Not great whites though. They are generally farther off shore

  • @fireinateacup89
    @fireinateacup89 Před 2 lety +1

    I’m from Southern California, and I have never gone surfing. This is why.

  • @HamptonsStreetDoc
    @HamptonsStreetDoc Před rokem

    “I wasn’t too concerned”, but I swiftly got out of the water lol.

  • @callmejoe1000
    @callmejoe1000 Před 7 lety +917

    Im sitting here watching this on dry land, I was scared for you.
    Glad your ok. Thanks for sharing video.

    • @davidgwoodward1679
      @davidgwoodward1679  Před 7 lety +20

      Thanks Joe!

    • @salzburgsnow8056
      @salzburgsnow8056 Před 6 lety +2

      Me too!

    • @ditiditi1843
      @ditiditi1843 Před 6 lety +1

      1:04 that moment when you just think one thing:run! Sorry go, swim whatever just get the fuck out!

    • @far22186
      @far22186 Před 6 lety +1

      You’re

    • @Puchacutic
      @Puchacutic Před 6 lety

      I felt so scared like Joe even more when you were swimming to the coast, I thought the shark would catch or bite you from below the surface.
      Btw, thanks for sharing it and I'm glad you weren't injured.

  • @tonyastrohman2251
    @tonyastrohman2251 Před 7 lety +36

    I like how he says @ 58....."Oh F#@k"

    • @RB2331
      @RB2331 Před 7 lety

      i agree ...and ...then he is silent and just starts paddling to get the fuck outta there ...lol

  • @joshwhittington5373
    @joshwhittington5373 Před 2 lety

    Shark: "thats the closest I've ever been to a human in the water"

  • @jasmine9064
    @jasmine9064 Před rokem +1

    Omg I bet that swim to shore was the scariest thing he’s ever experienced…I would have shit myself scarred as hell on that swim back😂😂😳

  • @mr.mwohaseyoo3107
    @mr.mwohaseyoo3107 Před 3 lety +95

    This is why I prefer surfing with other people. Cause if there's a shark attack there is no need to outswim the shark, just outswim your friend :>

    • @illusionking7
      @illusionking7 Před 3 lety +2

      But your friend is faster swimmer then u😂

    • @doremimusichonolulu6854
      @doremimusichonolulu6854 Před 3 lety +6

      I bring a knife so that when I see a shark I cut my friiend then paddle for shore.

    • @stylin60es
      @stylin60es Před 3 lety +5

      Welp, I don't have friends soo I'm outta luck soo yea ✌😭

    • @jomurphy8034
      @jomurphy8034 Před 2 lety +1

      Not sure this is true. I'd say they're more likely to go for the scaredest person making the most commotion?

    • @empress-iveemporium9255
      @empress-iveemporium9255 Před 2 lety

      Baaahaaaaa

  • @rainbowjon4880
    @rainbowjon4880 Před 6 lety +8

    I love how every shark is a great white now! Like theres no possible way it could be a different shark

  • @minityper
    @minityper Před 2 lety +1

    "Sees shark, pretends to be a seal"

  • @wp1769
    @wp1769 Před rokem

    'Let's dress up as a Grey Seal and go surfing at the Nursery.......O my lord that shark just looked at me"

  • @crashk1955
    @crashk1955 Před 4 lety +10

    Shark: What a great morning to go for a swim and catch a surfer or two

  • @RelaxingSounds-fr1yn
    @RelaxingSounds-fr1yn Před 3 lety +24

    The shark: Sir, you lost your wallet. Sir ? Sir!!

    • @morges2157
      @morges2157 Před 3 lety +1

      Poor shark, he was just trying to be nice

  • @650homesbyramy2
    @650homesbyramy2 Před rokem

    Sharks: turning surfers into boogie boarders

  • @bigdavesdiscovery3world414

    I remember when I was 13 years old on a holiday to the Seychelles seeing a shark in the water about 90 feet away we where only waist deep but hell you should have seen us move!

  • @webhead2777
    @webhead2777 Před 5 lety +836

    Let's dress up like a seal and swim with the sharks...what could go wrong?

  • @thee-biker932
    @thee-biker932 Před 5 lety +131

    I wouldn’t of needed my arms to propel me back to the shore....my arse would have turned me into a speedboat!

  • @pornsakpongthong1092
    @pornsakpongthong1092 Před rokem +1

    My uncle Barney was attacked by a great white shark and lost both arms, both legs, and 80% of his torso.

  • @aaronparker4382
    @aaronparker4382 Před 2 lety +1

    Gosh at 1 point he swims really fast , very talented

  • @LakerDodgerRamKingLA
    @LakerDodgerRamKingLA Před 3 lety +20

    That was the closest you’ve ever been to being shark lunch.😀

  • @SeaSideSigns
    @SeaSideSigns Před 7 lety +145

    There was a shark??? I couldn't stop looking at that killer board. Deadly bro 👊

  • @PeterSedesse
    @PeterSedesse Před 2 lety +1

    Note to kids, don't paint you surfboard like a seal

  • @carlosa.sanchez896
    @carlosa.sanchez896 Před rokem +1

    And the faster he paddled, the more he looked like a sea lion to Mr. Shark. It looked like the shark wanted to catch the same wave.

  • @PotentialUnleashed.25

    Shark: You’re riding this wave too?
    Surfer: 😳😬🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️

  • @ross2142
    @ross2142 Před 4 lety +10

    The Benny Hill show theme song would be perfect for when the guy retreated to shore. Especially the fast forward part.

  • @psw4763
    @psw4763 Před 4 lety +36

    It's not wise to go alone. Always good to have someone around maybe on a jet ski that can help if needed.

  • @bobsagetsquarepants7805

    Dont eat me shark dont eat me shark dont eat me shark.......my brain while paddling the whole way back.

  • @schmidtythekidd
    @schmidtythekidd Před rokem

    Shark!!!! Now lets make myself look most like a seal as possible.

  • @PRYDAX
    @PRYDAX Před 3 lety +18

    1:13 how he swims
    1:28 how I would swim

  • @gagewesterhouse9558
    @gagewesterhouse9558 Před 6 lety +256

    In the water, how far does the sound carry of a person shitting themself?

    • @grahambird3112
      @grahambird3112 Před 6 lety +5

      Gage Westerhouse I bet he pressed a putty or two into the croch of his suit ...

    • @hotrodharley2053
      @hotrodharley2053 Před 6 lety +1

      Not so much the sound, but the smell on the other hand....whew! Lol

    • @l.a.native6921
      @l.a.native6921 Před 6 lety +1

      I think you can see the vibration ripples in the water when he misses that wave and realizes he has to paddle in. 😂

    • @marlo916
      @marlo916 Před 6 lety +2

      Not nearly as far as a shark can smell it. There's a reason they call poop ''shark sugar''.

    • @klaykauka1437
      @klaykauka1437 Před 6 lety

      M

  • @ikaikamaleko8370
    @ikaikamaleko8370 Před rokem

    That shark was eyeing its midday snack.

  • @pietrop7030
    @pietrop7030 Před 2 lety

    *"HeY Wait, wHeRe aRe yOu GoinG? Let me tell you about our mighty Lord Cthulhu!"*