My life is ruined and I blame this dog

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  • čas přidán 24. 01. 2021
  • Dog will not be getting treats for today, she must pay for the pain she has caused.
    Wow, look at you; you’re reading the comments… you must like me so much… maybe enough to subscribe… possibly like… also comment… that be pretty epic gamers.
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    #relatable
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Komentáře • 350

  • @frecklesandfries9209
    @frecklesandfries9209 Před 3 lety +200

    I love this pseudo-story time idea with a twist! I have NO idea if you made this because you just got an actual dog, if you had that interaction, or if it was ALL fake, but the uncanny valley relatability to you and your off-world adventures is insanely entertaining

    • @frecklesandfries9209
      @frecklesandfries9209 Před 3 lety +10

      Not me freaking out because a legit animator pinned my comment, made my day, and accepted my praise. no, never.
      .. .unless? :>

    • @DE-YT
      @DE-YT Před 3 lety +2

      Wow a not popular people get pin that's pretty rare

    • @MysteriousAnimates
      @MysteriousAnimates Před 2 lety

      @@DE-YT that’s not rare at all dude and why are you saying like you have more subs than him

    • @jezminsaludares9929
      @jezminsaludares9929 Před 2 lety

      Ay freckles if u upload a video ill sub and i like ur name FrecklesAndFries good name dude

    • @frecklesandfries9209
      @frecklesandfries9209 Před 2 lety

      @@jezminsaludares9929 aw, thanks! It’s been my gamer tag for years now. Very near and dear to me.
      I’m hoping to start uploading videos, but idk how soon it would be.
      What makes you interested?

  • @firex.6273
    @firex.6273 Před 3 lety +549

    Having a crocodile as a pet is the most Australian thing ever

  • @paulinafojud1914
    @paulinafojud1914 Před 3 lety +278

    I'm simle woman: I see doggo I must pet. But awkward small talk with owner is awkward

    • @d4bunn138
      @d4bunn138 Před 3 lety +6

      Same here

    • @Saccillia
      @Saccillia Před 3 lety +1

      Tip for small talk for people you have no idea of: ask if they have pets or would want a pet.
      Source: some tumblr i think.
      Experience: does indeed work 80% of the time. And who wants to be friends with someone who doesnt like animals anyway?

    • @randomy5151
      @randomy5151 Před 3 lety

      Yeah same and awkward small talk is the worst, i feel ya

  • @sebsayshi5852
    @sebsayshi5852 Před 3 lety +66

    Quasar: Why the Hell did you-
    God: you’ve lasered your last quasar

  • @pineapple7794
    @pineapple7794 Před 3 lety +229

    Lazar: _no one loves me_
    Also Lazar: _pushes people away_

  • @Kaunoe
    @Kaunoe Před 3 lety +52

    ‘And while dog is the reason for my steady mental decline..’ *when I tell you I almost died-*

  • @SkyBlue-iu3ly
    @SkyBlue-iu3ly Před 3 lety +50

    I love the idea of telling stories but adapting them to take place in space, ngl-

  • @HayleyClaire
    @HayleyClaire Před 3 lety +65

    Hey!........................ that’s a cute dog.

  • @Howlinglettuce_
    @Howlinglettuce_ Před 3 lety +26

    Nobody:
    Laser: *b a r k*

  • @carlieren4238
    @carlieren4238 Před 3 lety +104

    Laser: No one loves me
    Me: i guess im no one

    • @LaserQuaser
      @LaserQuaser  Před 3 lety +30

      Awwww shucks

    • @adoor7124
      @adoor7124 Před 3 lety +1

      @@LaserQuaser hi manray you cant escape doors

    • @grenuille8733
      @grenuille8733 Před 3 lety

      And i'm a frug

    • @floppafarmer8846
      @floppafarmer8846 Před rokem

      @@adoor7124 or people should subscribe to you you get thousands of use yet only the small amount I hope you grow fast

  • @charlottegerwin165
    @charlottegerwin165 Před 3 lety +20

    This is so relatable it hurts. My dad is super friendly and talks to everyone on walks so whenever I go out everyone already knows my dog. I’m too gosh darn awkward for that. Also they never remember she’s a girl XD

  • @ville9587
    @ville9587 Před 3 lety +10

    I like the cloud-whale-thingy-with-faces🥰

  • @zoeythebee1779
    @zoeythebee1779 Před 3 lety +13

    For basically two circles the expressions on this quasar dude are immaculate.

  • @Managable_Mayhem
    @Managable_Mayhem Před 3 lety +14

    After watching this I suddenly don't feel so bad thinking about walking my own hellspawn who flic-flacs around on the leash while barking her head off at anything (living beings and objects alike). Having a freak on the leash makes sure people keep away and not try to talk to you. ( ovo)b

    • @LaserQuaser
      @LaserQuaser  Před 3 lety +4

      Yah you could have it way worse

    • @Managable_Mayhem
      @Managable_Mayhem Před 3 lety

      ​@@LaserQuaser True, we're surrounded by animal friendly people in my town. Which my anti-social self hates very much. :'D
      BTW, maybe you could teach Dog to act ferocious on command? If the critter cares to learn how to listen to whispered commands, that is.
      I've seen videos of shepherds and Rottweilers learning to growl and snarl on command. That could be very useful~

  • @erinloveslemons
    @erinloveslemons Před 3 lety +10

    What a wild ride this story is

  • @d4bunn138
    @d4bunn138 Před 3 lety +51

    Seeing Lazar not wanting to talk to people is relates to my soul

  • @realpartypl
    @realpartypl Před 3 lety +7

    Deeper than the FNaF lore tbh.

    • @LaserQuaser
      @LaserQuaser  Před 3 lety

      Yeah. This expands over 2 whole youtube videos

    • @adoor7124
      @adoor7124 Před 3 lety

      @@LaserQuaser YOU CANT ESCAPE ME MAMRAY

  • @eeelijah2971
    @eeelijah2971 Před 3 lety +11

    I love the animated story time! Very cool, you should do more

  • @JosephCreashore
    @JosephCreashore Před 3 lety +3

    Exact same thing happens when im walking my 37 hypoallergenic bees. I honestly wish people would stop asking me questions.

  • @shadeparker5922
    @shadeparker5922 Před 3 lety +6

    I appreciate the consistency of the space references, while mixed with the (I assume) vaguely true stories.
    Also AWWW! She is such a cute dog!! WHat's her name, can I pet her????

  • @goldenmage6689
    @goldenmage6689 Před 3 lety +4

    Laser, you are one of the best cartoonists I know.
    Thank you for your amazing vids

  • @jeremy2474
    @jeremy2474 Před 3 lety +1

    2:07
    *A M O U G U S*

  • @yannna_yan
    @yannna_yan Před 3 lety +4

    I just realised that this dude looks like the character from spongebob
    Man ray I think it was his name

  • @exez3005
    @exez3005 Před 3 lety +1

    7:21 was hilarious

  • @dualwing1088
    @dualwing1088 Před 3 lety +3

    I don’t know why but laser quasar reminds me of manray from spongebob

  • @BrodieEaton
    @BrodieEaton Před 3 lety +1

    2:04 "I did eventually go back for the dog... and the guy"

  • @aleksa44
    @aleksa44 Před rokem +1

    hey laser, watched this video for the first time 1 year ago, just an update, i watched it many times, its hilarious. Again, deserves way more views. Keep making great content!

  • @GiggyBranch
    @GiggyBranch Před 3 lety +58

    [Intro] (spoken)
    "Alright guys, cough I'm doing 'Take On Me' now, alright. I, I really, I really like this song. It sounds good."
    [Verse 1]
    Minin' away
    I don't know what to mine
    I'll mine this anyway
    In this Minecraft day
    So beautiful, mine further down
    What's that I found?
    [Chorus]
    Mine diamonds (Take on me)
    Mine diamonds (Take on me)
    I'll mine them
    So far I've got two!
    [Verse 2]
    So easy to mine
    With my Minecraft pickaxe and shovels
    Hopefully they stay
    In my Minecraft chests
    So I'm gonna make
    A lock on it
    [Chorus]
    Mine diamonds (Take on me)
    Mine diamonds (Take on me)
    I'll mine them
    So far I've got two!
    [Bridge]
    "Ah! cough, cough, cough, cough, sniff, cough
    I'm alright, I'm ready"
    [Verse 3]
    All these diamonds
    Sittin' carefully lay
    I'm getting worried (Shut the fucking door!)
    If they might get stolen
    From my ender chest
    Wait, who is that?
    Holy sheep, it's Notch!
    [Chorus]
    Mine diamonds (Take on me)
    Mine diamonds (Take on me)
    Now they're safe
    screaming
    Now
    Now that they're safe
    screaming
    Mine diamonds, heavy breathing (Take on me)
    Mine diamonds (Take on me)

    • @nunkey2309
      @nunkey2309 Před 3 lety +2

      The sacred texts

    • @LaserQuaser
      @LaserQuaser  Před 3 lety +25

      This is my Bible. But also why is it here?

    • @nunkey2309
      @nunkey2309 Před 3 lety +9

      @@LaserQuaser It is omnipresent, it was always here Laser. It is watching, it is here, it is eternal. Constantly mining away at life’s great questions. If you think about it, this song so perfectly represents life. We never know what we’re doing but we do it anyway. In this, so beautiful, day. Amen

    • @adoor7124
      @adoor7124 Před 3 lety +1

      @@LaserQuaser HEY MANRAY

    • @ej715lee
      @ej715lee Před 3 lety

      @@adoor7124 ikr that’s the first thing I thought of

  • @tigo9328
    @tigo9328 Před 3 lety +4

    holy sh- this is the most underated youtube channel ever

  • @waiakeateen1252
    @waiakeateen1252 Před 3 lety

    Usually dogs are a good buffer in social situations but Dog seems to bring about the causes of social anxiety more often

  • @roninzo3354
    @roninzo3354 Před 3 lety +2

    the use of music is on point dude. really compliments the tone

  • @matyasszabo9973
    @matyasszabo9973 Před 3 lety +1

    Defenetly do more of this stuff

  • @madalen532
    @madalen532 Před 3 lety +3

    The problem is I see dog, I want to pet dog, I have social anxiety and do not go anywhere near owner, thus missing out on dog.
    When in reality, owner was probably my kind of person since they also don't like people. Mutual anti-social respect.

    • @LaserQuaser
      @LaserQuaser  Před 3 lety +2

      This is the kind of overthinking I can relate to

    • @madalen532
      @madalen532 Před 3 lety

      @@LaserQuaser (oh god they replied, do I say something? or should I just ignore it and perpetuate the joke. Will they get it, or will they be annoyed by me responding? oh well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯) *walks away*

    • @madalen532
      @madalen532 Před 3 lety

      @@LaserQuaser yep, took it too far

  • @mememan77
    @mememan77 Před 3 lety +1

    if i see animal i must pet it. the only time i talk to the owner is to ask if i can pet it, no small talk, no nothing, just pet animal and walk away.

  • @quickscope8034
    @quickscope8034 Před 3 lety +3

    Man 1 day you will get the subs and views you deserve, mark my words

  • @keqingsimp2174
    @keqingsimp2174 Před 3 lety +10

    Hoho more amazing content

  • @sophiemina9662
    @sophiemina9662 Před 3 lety +18

    U remind me of ginger pale

  • @aeserr8396
    @aeserr8396 Před 2 lety +1

    yknow, that first scene reminds me of the learning to drive video

  • @wolfy7699
    @wolfy7699 Před 2 lety

    This is one of my favorite CZcams videos and I have no idea why. This is my 4th time watching this. Very underrated.

  • @qazzie5336
    @qazzie5336 Před 3 lety +2

    Found you through the JSE shout-out and daaamn is this funny

    • @kalistrehlau8532
      @kalistrehlau8532 Před 3 lety +1

      I found him through there too lmao- I dont regret a thing.

    • @quickscope8034
      @quickscope8034 Před 3 lety

      you better check his pewdipie animated minecraft series, it is beyond funny

  • @traustn2390
    @traustn2390 Před 3 lety

    You know i actually love your humor and animating style keep up the good work

  • @hellotheredoriyah9781
    @hellotheredoriyah9781 Před 3 lety +1

    Great stuff, love your animation and stories! And if you dislike the whole social interaction shenanigans with dogs, that's the secret of cats

  • @pheebo42
    @pheebo42 Před 3 lety +2

    Omg! You’re hilarious! You’re a great storyteller!

  • @aleksa44
    @aleksa44 Před 6 měsíci

    Randomly got your vid in reccomended and decided to check this video i used to like so much. A bit of nostalgia hit lmao, also had a laugh. Still think it should be way more popular.
    (hey btw laser maybe consider doing storytime animations id stick around for that 👀)

  • @kalanasupoorna
    @kalanasupoorna Před 3 lety +3

    Why are you so underrated

  • @overlordpoptart
    @overlordpoptart Před 3 lety

    very very good storytime. funny, creative, genuine and relatable. not to mention your great art style and comedic delivery. CZcams needs to recommend this to more people because 14k views is a crime. keep doing amazing work. 👍

  • @inceptiacube
    @inceptiacube Před 2 lety +1

    A yes
    “Dog”

  • @thewherewolf_
    @thewherewolf_ Před 3 lety +6

    This is great!

  • @bw784_
    @bw784_ Před 2 lety

    THING: DOG
    THE ACTUAL DOG: *A FLIPPIN ALLIGATOR*

  • @toonthopia5543
    @toonthopia5543 Před 2 lety

    seriously, this was a very entertaining video, very fun and well done ROAD TO 100K

  • @Magis_Ghast
    @Magis_Ghast Před 3 lety +1

    I don't remember subbing, but I certainly don't regret it.

  • @hellodarklight9765
    @hellodarklight9765 Před 2 lety

    Some say the cute as hell crocodile looking thing called Dog is the all powerfull being who created time and space itself, an ageless pet-able entity with limitless power.

  • @pumpking8585
    @pumpking8585 Před 2 lety

    HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 43K VIEWS ONLY?, This guy is so funny and entertaining keep up the goodwork ❤

  • @MaskedNozza
    @MaskedNozza Před 3 lety +1

    Absolutely brilliant. 16 years old and this level of animation. And editing. And comedy.

  • @suseJesus
    @suseJesus Před 3 lety

    3:06 - 4:09
    I genuinely laughed at that

  • @Kris-me6pu
    @Kris-me6pu Před 3 lety +1

    Lol, I love the Minecraft Joke

  • @pecanpuppy
    @pecanpuppy Před 3 lety

    Dude I'm loving these so much keep it up man! :D

  • @aleksa44
    @aleksa44 Před 2 lety

    I must say that this video deserves more than your most viewed video

  • @sanadbustami
    @sanadbustami Před 2 lety

    I love your animations so much. It's really good

  • @ravenclawfairy3648
    @ravenclawfairy3648 Před 3 lety

    Your animations are amazing! ❤️

  • @guybayliss319
    @guybayliss319 Před 3 lety

    I can’t believe this doesn’t have too many views just because it’s not a CZcamsr animation. This is a great video lmao

  • @x1ipx
    @x1ipx Před 2 lety

    He sounds like skeppy when he screams 😂

  • @Ackarman31
    @Ackarman31 Před 3 lety

    That's so cool, dude. Keep up the good work!

  • @kalistrehlau8532
    @kalistrehlau8532 Před 3 lety +1

    keep up the good work, my dude 👌

  • @Ninja_Ahmed
    @Ninja_Ahmed Před 3 lety

    dog stands for devourer of gods

  • @rileyrayne8699
    @rileyrayne8699 Před 3 lety

    I love all your animations!

  • @justcarter2
    @justcarter2 Před 3 lety +1

    you deserve more subs 🐐🔥🔥🔥

  • @blue_axolotl.
    @blue_axolotl. Před 2 lety

    2:07 laser quaser is the imposter

  • @dingus5796
    @dingus5796 Před 3 lety

    Laser quasers last words: dog i need that to breathe and AAAHAHAAAAAAA

  • @cherbread
    @cherbread Před 3 lety

    Doggo problems amirite (elbow nudges)

  • @taudeo
    @taudeo Před 3 lety

    Thoroughly enjoyable and a 10/10 can recommend experience

  • @PlumpyPig
    @PlumpyPig Před 2 lety

    Love these types of videos

  • @brenleegrant4950
    @brenleegrant4950 Před 3 lety +1

    I love your videos sm 😂 they're so funny, I don't understand how your now famous

  • @Praecantetia
    @Praecantetia Před 3 lety

    You could put a youtuber face in that gemstone and make it a running gag

  • @toyree9408
    @toyree9408 Před 3 lety +1

    🐊 *D O G*

  • @T.P.U.A.O
    @T.P.U.A.O Před 2 lety +1

    WING DOG

  • @astronomicalgamer205
    @astronomicalgamer205 Před 3 lety +1

    that voice sounds super familiar as in I remember it from school...

  • @adrienneislost1320
    @adrienneislost1320 Před 3 lety +1

    dino-crocodile doggo 🥰

  • @IcyyDoesStuff
    @IcyyDoesStuff Před 2 lety

    Dog seems like it would live in a swamp

  • @user-mr3bk1ng7o
    @user-mr3bk1ng7o Před 2 lety

    So nobody is gonna talk about how hilarious 1:30 is

  • @samnieuwenhuis5555
    @samnieuwenhuis5555 Před 3 lety

    Yes!
    A fellow dog-owning introvert!
    Hello, my space-brother.

  • @jaycehodges6416
    @jaycehodges6416 Před 2 lety

    the 3 seconds of ben 10 music blast in my ears give me nostgatic feelings

  • @thealmightybeans11
    @thealmightybeans11 Před 3 lety

    Jeez, I'm your same age and you have so much talent and confidence, good on you!

  • @hoooden1
    @hoooden1 Před 3 lety +1

    My gamily used to have a cat named "dog"

  • @turbkeysamdwich1880
    @turbkeysamdwich1880 Před 2 lety

    This was the longest 8 minutes of my life, not in a bad way.

  • @Alex_806
    @Alex_806 Před 3 lety

    You are slowly becoming my favourite CZcamsr😂

  • @cindylithium
    @cindylithium Před 3 lety

    JAzz is the perfect soundtrack for mental breakdown over *d o g*

  • @soullessknight4000
    @soullessknight4000 Před 3 lety

    He looks like the villain from spongebob

  • @gaveenodaboss9736
    @gaveenodaboss9736 Před 2 lety +1

    I love your channel so much

  • @dasacredbeef1755
    @dasacredbeef1755 Před 3 lety +1

    Love ur art style! What dates do u upload so I can set a reminder

  • @crewmatecat5539
    @crewmatecat5539 Před 3 lety

    4:07 Bärk

  • @CSW_YT
    @CSW_YT Před 3 lety

    I can't believe they looked at Dog like she was a weird lizard thing with a pink harness on, it's obviously fuschia...

  • @redgamermc439
    @redgamermc439 Před 2 lety

    So you have a crocodile as a pet dog.... Very relatable

  • @mushroomperson3296
    @mushroomperson3296 Před rokem

    2:07 - 2:08
    There is an *IMPOSTER* Among us

  • @futsol
    @futsol Před 3 lety +2

    Holy shit this is good

  • @mclovemoffin5977
    @mclovemoffin5977 Před 3 lety

    I mean nobody is going to mess with someone who has a croc

  • @jezminsaludares9929
    @jezminsaludares9929 Před 2 lety

    That is no dog
    That is crocodille

  • @FanBoyyyyyyyy
    @FanBoyyyyyyyy Před 2 lety

    I finally know what the dog goin

  • @mr.sandeepgamer5219
    @mr.sandeepgamer5219 Před 2 lety +1

    This video is impossible to laugh 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sp0dium469
    @sp0dium469 Před 3 lety

    I hate when people done listen to me when I try to tell them the dog is a gorl or boi , or half the time I’m to scared to talk to people