You do know that when you study forensic science you'll be able to identify quite literally each and every bullet and the gun it got shot from, plus the distance So yeah Steven's dad had a great point
"Honey, he's doing it again!" "What does he do this time?" "He runs circles like an idiot in his garden, has toy guns and is shouting codewords!" ~ some Neighbor's
Absolutely love this man's energy. That alone is enough to make me laugh lmao. The absurdity, silliness, and relatability...this is peak comedy Im telling you
@@Bb-by7dnI think this one is exceptional. Such a graceful use of the english language. One cannot appreciate the elegance as a native speaker. sorry boys.
The neighbors watching from their livingroom like: "He's talking to himself again. I think we need to call the police" Edit: OMG this is the most likes I've ever gotten on any post thank you guys sooo much 🥰
One of my friends once got hit on by a girl he quite liked but ignored her to speak to some random strangers about Medieval II TOTAL WAR in the smoking area 😂. That poor girl
I’m pretty sure his neighbors was his first subscribers because if I was his neighbor watching him outside I would think to myself yea he making another funny one
Steven had to talk to himself about guns for a minute straight. Give this man an award.
More like 3 minutes
I do it to myself all the time.
it's becoming a problem.
@@ariamperez6823 how could it be problem?
At the same time me speaking with 4 just created personalities:
especially when he starts fortnite dancing and livesey walking all over the place
I still have no idea what I'm saying
"Tell me you got that muzzle brake tho"
"You know i got that muzzle brake"
Died of laughter 🤣🤣🤣
The way he moves at the end is too good
🗿
Good on you for knowing brake vs break
Same
@@Xenthetic a
Not the robbery he wanted but the friendship they needed. 💕🤣
My guy speaking Gunlish 💀
Fr
“If you studied being a doctor more than you know about guns, I would have been proud” -Steven's Dad
F A I L U R E
Emotional damage.
W h a t d a h a i l ?
I love ya all ...
You do know that when you study forensic science you'll be able to identify quite literally each and every bullet and the gun it got shot from, plus the distance
So yeah
Steven's dad had a great point
“Tell me you got that muzzle brake”
“You know I got that muzzle brake”
Oh man, I died
🤣
That was my favorite part as well 🤣🤣🤣
I did! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same 🤣💀
litterly almost died from that 🤣🤣🤣😂😅
"1971 production, walnut stock, bro!" Had me cracking up, for real! 😂😂
Steven never has a dull moment with himself.
They look like they’re doing some elaborate bird mating dance
XD true. I don't think they should shoot eachother but instead just hang out and look at their guns for hours
@@TheAbsoluteMost4972 yeah🤣
OG comment
The one with the beak clapping yeah. XD
🤣
When you're after money, but you find friendship instead.
maybe the real money is the friends we made along the way
Yeah, why are they still talking about money when they could just be friends instead? Lol
@@wesleywallace4426lol
Priceless
The price of life
That "Hell Yeah Boi!" Was so uncontrollable that the camera couldn't keep him in the frame 😂
My dude just Fifth Element'd himself.
“Tell me you got that muzzle brake.”
“You know I got that muzzle brake”
I don’t know why but I died laughing 😂
Same buddy
Rip
@@RetaseaPLAYS rip
Nah bro is dead someone get him a casket
Nah bro is dead someone get him a casket
"Honey, he's doing it again!"
"What does he do this time?"
"He runs circles like an idiot in his garden, has toy guns and is shouting codewords!"
~ some Neighbor's
@@dontbesurprised. Bot caught in 4k
Like being Gladys and Abner in Samantha's neighborhood ...
@@mikeyacevedo7412 I'm convinced they're actually CZcams tags because somebody said the g word.
I confirm that is true.
@@StevenHe Oh well I'm your neighbour and I can confirm that too
Absolutely love this man's energy. That alone is enough to make me laugh lmao. The absurdity, silliness, and relatability...this is peak comedy Im telling you
relatability...?
Steven had to talk to himself about guns for three minutes straight. EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!
I love that these bros are just spinning in happy circles like two doggos that are at maximum happiness.
Lol perfect description 😂
It's all him
and also trying to rob each other
It's just one person
Doggos ahahahahahahaha holy lord 😂💀
"Crocodile leather boi" had me dead on the floor😂
Fr tho LOL
Me too 😂
Like #666. Im not the hero yall want. Im the hero yall need
@@zezinhooo didn't last long
tis a sad life
COD players when they discuss gun skins
Starts as a robbery
Ends as two best friends
That one guy you vibe with in class:
“1971 production walnut stock” had me dying😂😂
It was that moment they were Absolutely deceased. 💀🤣👌🏼
Dead
Two well cultured natural born Texans robbing each other
As a native Texan, can confirm this kind of situation happens all the time
Native Texan can also confirm
To true
As someone from TN, I feel compelled to nod my head knowingly.
As a Wyoming resident, I can safely say that this video sounds like the small talk I have with people in line at the grocery store on a regular basis
I just saw my whole teenage life being relieved in a 1 minute video.
C plus In math 😢
Knows every attachment on a gun 😂
“So how did you meet your friend?”
“…..So it’s actually kind of a long story-“
Reminds me of Key & Peele Gangsta Standoff.
fax
@@ltkp538 ĺppl
😭😭😭😭😭
Story is actually quite short.
“With the premium grip too?!”
“Crocodile LEATHER✨BOI!”
Got me dead 😂😂😂
The way he both says and doesn't say boy at the same time 😂😂😂
Yes this part cracked me up🤣
Red dead redemption vibes
Took me out 😆😆😆😆
@@jjs8426 read dead 2 be like
When they started doing the orange justice that made me laugh
Crazy how bro just summoned a stock onto the gun as soon as he held it in his hands
He was going to steal your money, but now he's stealing your heart.
and might as well steal the guns
Omg what happen to you
AAAA IM GOING TO DIE
Literally "He"
Nice
I love that they went through the effort to steal each other's guns when they already had spares hidden away
Its just one guy buddy.
@@SweetBabyJesusOnTheCross no shit Sherlock
Haha
@@HoodWeegee no seriously. There's only one. Its just really good editing.
@@SweetBabyJesusOnTheCross r/woosh
Steven’s serious face is killing me dawg
Bro said gimme your wallet in lowercase
“Plus that collapsable stock in the ✨BACK✨” Got me every time with his little arm movements😂
827 likes and no comments?
Let me fix that
@@iiedorktlikofficial8801Yuh
Lol
The stock is always gonna be in the back so much gold in this one LMFAO
@@spaceverne95 Not if you turn the gun around..
“Did we just come best friends?”
“Yup!”
Re:0 in 6 minutes?
💀
“Good Housekeeping” 😂
"Wanna go practice karate in the garage?"
"Yup!"
(Reply to Absence of Light)
📸🤨💀
Mom! Our dementia neighbor is being crazy in his backyard again!
Bro finally found his soulmate😂
Their dances mid argument tho 😂😭
His
I didn't hear any argument
@@jaykay3512 its two people, no-one cares about your pronouns
@@Qyubij Those two people are the same person therefore it's not their it's his because it's just one guy
@@Qyubij You don't care about grammar? 💀
I think this is actually a "How to avoid getting robbed" video. 👍
The end of the actual video shows "How to avoid getting arrested" as well.
Problem there being gun nuts are never criminals. Criminals only car about how shiny their guns are.
"How to aboid getting robbed speed run"
~MoBo probably
"become besties with your robber"
*and the fools have fell for it*
Afterwards, I hope they became friends & attended a convention together
His neighbours watching him walk like that: 👁️👄👁️
As a gunsmith, I can 100% confirm this is how we talk to each other.
As a gun, I can 100% confirm this is how we talk to each other
@@KTK01As a Smith, I can 100% confirm this is how we talk to eachother
As a confirm, I can talk this is how smith other each.
@@lookbehindyou7585 As a Air, I can 100% confirm that's how they talk
As a speak I confirm 100% can is this we talk how each other tho.
“Tell me you got that muzzle brake.”
“You know I got that muzzle brake.”
That had me dying LOL
I read this at the same time as he said that
His neighbors watching him through their window
“Hey is that a Glock 9?” *Gets fucking destroyed*
“crocodile leather boi” “aye yo yu don’t know they don’t even make this no mo”😂😂😂😂dude hilarious
That little arm snap as he said it fucking slaaaayyss me 🤣
That was said for remington.
I love how as the conversation progressed the accent becomes more asian 😂
Best enternainer in the world honestly hé should be in every smoking comedy
The track suit windbreaker is excellent.
Asians do be like that about guns too
And yet the conversation itself becomes more American.
Asian is isn’t an accent and that’s not what they all sound like not being rude just spitting facts because ppl are rude on youtube
bro the way they had their conversation
Just messing around with mp5 gel blasters but still funny with how wrong they are 😂
Love how the quality becomes increasingly choppier as they get more hyped XD
The video have troubles keeping up with them geeks.
noticed that thought it was my internet XDDD
It's called zooming in 😆
Imagine his neighbors walk by and see him just dancing around his yard talking to himself holding fake guns
My neighbors don’t seem to mind when I do it holding real guns, so I doubt they’ll bother him. I live in Ohio though.
@@knifedance2402 ah makes since now
Nah, his neighbors are too busy landing a paper clip on the moon.
Lmao
The walk man 😂😂
Bro I love this. This deserves an Oscar
Giving him the fortnite dance to express his professionalism is a bold move
"Tell me you got that muzzle break though"
the act... the twist... the 4th wall... everything is in place.. a masterpiece
You copied my profile pic 🤓
@@HackerLord63-ng2gf i demand a lawyer
No, no he didn't and this video is truly a masterpiece, not just this one all of his videos are masterpieces
@@Bb-by7dnhe added "🤓"
@@Bb-by7dnI think this one is exceptional. Such a graceful use of the english language. One cannot appreciate the elegance as a native speaker. sorry boys.
He definitely got that muzzle brake 😂😂
The muzzle brake dance got me 😂😂
"Ayo, they don't even make this no more bro"
"You can't even buy it"
😂I couldn't stop laughing 🔥
I'm dying brooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The neighbors watching from their livingroom like: "He's talking to himself again. I think we need to call the police"
Edit: OMG this is the most likes I've ever gotten on any post thank you guys sooo much 🥰
I don't they handle this anymore, this is handled by others.
Why so they can have more nerdy people walking around in a circle geeking out about guns?
911: 911 how can i help you ?
Neighbor: Police, our neighbor is outside his yard and aggressively talking to himself again and he is asian.
😆😭😂🤣
@@danielchukwumah6654 Smart move telling them he's Asian. They'll arrive faster.
@@BendApparatushow many cops actually have extensive knowledge of guns?
Why does he know so much about guns💀
Bros randomly hyping me up😂😂😂
When you're both walking around A-posing as you enthusiastically run through the details of a shared interest, you know you're vibin'.
1.8k likes but no comments? gotchu bro
(i have been waiting to do my enitre life)
"bro your crush is walking by"
me and my friend:
One of my friends once got hit on by a girl he quite liked but ignored her to speak to some random strangers about Medieval II TOTAL WAR in the smoking area 😂. That poor girl
@@beanoboy62 LMAO😭
@@beanoboy62 boi. You don't get in the middle of conversation of bois
@@beanoboy62anyone who loves total war that much to ignore a chick is a god amongst men.
I feel attacked on this one 😸😸
“Wall nut stock” goes crazy
This is more of tactical opps stuff than geek 😂😂😂
Imagine his neighbours watching him through the window” this spastic is doin it again John”!” Let him be happy Margret “
I was going to comment something very similar... now I guess I can't because I'm not THAT guy.
“Relax Marg, it’s just another CZcamsr in their natural environment.”
I want to watch a John and Margaret video series where you're both people now.
Also, doesn’t this remind you of a Key & Peele Skit? The one where they’re talking about Liam Neeson?
How did you know their names 🤨🤨🤨🤨😅
When small children are flexing on other children be like:
5 year olds?
*quiet kid flexing
Lmao the neighbors must've been concerned asf. This is hilarious
When two geeks meet
"walnut stock"
I'm dying
For smoe reason i read "walmart" which makes it even funnier to me :D
1971 production 🤣
Me too
What it’s like meeting your best friend for the first time😂
Hahahahaha
So true
Neighbours be hella confused
Steven always finds a way to make me laugh 😂
The most normal conversation with 2 quiet kids
.
I can relate
@@pcm2334 huh..!💀
True I have conversations like this all the time
Can confirm
When the two quiet kids are fed up with each other but still chill asf
You read this and all I could think about was woody and buzz as the quite kids.
I fucken love these nerd-out skits, boiii
The belt the absolute chad weapon
If everyone could just have this energy, we would achieve world peace.
Nah, not possible
btw bro was spamming emotes
Bro, that jacket seems like it would come with a happy meal.
HAHA
@@StevenHe lol Steven why are you laughing bro this is a very serious comment
@@StevenHeSteven.. Blink twice if you are forced to laugh
Ya ur mum likes to wear it
.when she's....😏😏😳
Lmfao this comment deserves more likes
They're just besties at this point 😂
WALL NUT STOCK had me dying 🤣 💀
Nobody talks about that jacket enough. Has that early 90s vibe.
Members Only. Yea some OG still have theirs.
Yeah I was going to say this is OG flex
With the rainbow chromatin pattern
You can't even buy it BROu
I'd pay for a premium subscription to the behind the scenes shots of him alone in his yard swinging around plastic guns and talking to himself
me too
Yes please
Fr
Hey guess what? That’s exactly what is on his patreon #notanad
@@MaxTgaX if that's true he'll probably be seeing me there soon 🤣
"You know I got that muzzle brake"
- Best line in Steven He Prod.
Neighbor: "Your son is special, ya?"
When he goes "he'll yeah boi" and walks off to the side that shit had me rollin 😂😂
Hahah yeah man, like the camera couldn't keep up with the MOVES
Steven:
Neighbors: “Honey that guy is doing that thing again.”
Their kids: 👁️👄👁️
🤣💀💀💀💀😭
All the kids definitely know this guy his power is growing too fast.
STEVEN FOR VICE PRESIDENT WITH DWANE THE ROCK JOHNSON.
😂😂
I’m pretty sure his neighbors was his first subscribers because if I was his neighbor watching him outside I would think to myself yea he making another funny one
Being Steven’s neighbour must be an odd experience
The way bro was practically whispering the whole time was hilarious
There can never be to much uno reverses
- wise man
Bro really went from being robbed to being best friends in a matter of seconds
Walnut stock got me burst in laughter 😂💀💀
Imagine being his neighbor just watching him record himself while walking in circles at his driveway
The choreography to this is on another level.
“Tell me you got that muzzle brake tho” - “YOU KNOW I got that muzzle brake”
I’m dying..
60 round mag!
Tell me you got that muzzle brake though you no I got that muzzle brake 😂 had me dying
when mans did orange justice i felt that
You and that one friend who shares the one interest that nobody else in your friend group does:
Facts
Thats to true
"Aiiyo! You don't even know, they don't even make this no more."
My fav part.
Ditto!
Scataffarru lu filuferru, il re di Sardegna arrivato è!
@@SirPano85 can anyone translate
@@MickMick166 just a joke about Sardinia people, they say "Aiiho!" every time they start a sentence.
@@SirPano85 no i was just saying i didnt understand the language you spoke in
Friendship is more valuable than a life of crime
I'm sure his neighbors are so confused 💀