JET ENGINE CANOE! (World's Fastest!)

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  • @kailiu1851
    @kailiu1851 Před 3 lety +346

    imagine the people driving over the river:
    "Honey, we need to stop by to get some grocer- i- is that man in a jet-powered canoe?"

    • @GS-md1ex
      @GS-md1ex Před 3 lety +6

      I want this. Imma take it out on Lake Erie and zoom around the tankers

    • @cosmiccaleb9633
      @cosmiccaleb9633 Před 3 lety +4

      Is that a man riding a shrimp (R2D2_noises.mp3)

    • @Fierydonut
      @Fierydonut Před 3 lety

      XD

    • @Fierydonut
      @Fierydonut Před 3 lety

      Kinda just like this 7:12

    • @JamesScholesUK
      @JamesScholesUK Před 3 lety

      Nah, they're Canadian. More like "ah, soooo, ya got the ol' er... Jet powered canoe, ey? How's that workin' out for ya?"
      *I learned everything about Canada from those mooses in Brother Bear, and Due South

  • @rosubogdan7876
    @rosubogdan7876 Před 3 lety +215

    "From the creators of The Jet Bike, The Jet-Pack and other Jet Vehicles...This summer... prepare for the ultimate water sport item.... with the canadian spirit of kindness on it's side.... THE JET CANOE!!!! Only at Hacksmith Industries. Rated J for jet. Useless keels sold separately. Coming to a lake near you."

    • @jakelawson5130
      @jakelawson5130 Před 3 lety +4

      Freakin hilarious

    • @arenacloser7528
      @arenacloser7528 Před 3 lety +9

      Man this guy could sell water to a fish

    • @bobasaursquared1633
      @bobasaursquared1633 Před 3 lety +1

      Rosu Bogdan Colin furze made a jet bike and some jet things before tho

    • @cle4tle
      @cle4tle Před 3 lety +1

      i thought colin made the jet bike

    • @tempest9144
      @tempest9144 Před 3 lety +1

      AND NEXT MONTH IS THE JET RC BOAT!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @GavinTranter
    @GavinTranter Před 3 lety +757

    Sit more forward and raise/pitch the jets so they give a more horizontal thrust rather than pushing the canoe down.

    • @destructioncorp
      @destructioncorp Před 3 lety +13

      Second on pitch. Maybe a second lever for it?

    • @TheBarnestah
      @TheBarnestah Před 3 lety +34

      Just put the jets on a hinge. Sit further forward with a longer control arm. More like the long boat racers.

    • @JustOutHereTinkering
      @JustOutHereTinkering Před 3 lety +14

      More than likely having your weight forward would solve all of this... but if you needed more pitch control you could put hinges on the motors or put trim tabs....

    • @cedielenscarbonell1250
      @cedielenscarbonell1250 Před 3 lety +5

      Have you thought about how they're gonna steer the boat? Even though they sit more forward, what about the need of downforce?

    • @hophop9745
      @hophop9745 Před 3 lety +6

      or just counterweights might work

  • @NavJordaan
    @NavJordaan Před 3 lety +378

    This is probably what you'd find in a Canadian military base

    • @eclogite
      @eclogite Před 3 lety +18

      Can confirm our navy has been using these for recon since the 80s

    • @toreewilliver8350
      @toreewilliver8350 Před 3 lety +3

      Yeah ah.

    • @papabits5721
      @papabits5721 Před 3 lety +4

      We would have bought them from some other country and pay way to much for them.

    • @ChipEstrada
      @ChipEstrada Před 3 lety +3

      Now the Canadian military wants one, they'll have to increase the budget so they can recruit a pilot.

    • @jameshamaker9321
      @jameshamaker9321 Před 3 lety +3

      @@eclogite... yet another reason to love Canada. I don't doubt, there's also a flat bottom version, back at the base.

  • @joecook3223
    @joecook3223 Před 3 lety +343

    "If you're gonna build a jet canoe, you need 2 things, a jet, and a canoe"
    I dunno what i was expecting him to say really

    • @leovillant768
      @leovillant768 Před 3 lety +3

      Me too

    • @iwillalwaysloveyoulove
      @iwillalwaysloveyoulove Před 3 lety +4

      "Ah.... yes shoot to shoot the gun"

    • @Koozul
      @Koozul Před 3 lety +3

      I was kinda expecting him to say you need a jet engine and a canoe not a full on jet

    • @finnkas7796
      @finnkas7796 Před 3 lety

      And one more thing, the true Canadian spirit!!!!

  • @Jeff-cg2ku
    @Jeff-cg2ku Před 3 lety +255

    "So what engineering lesson did you get out of this?"
    "Don't go on vacation"

  • @dougaltolan3017
    @dougaltolan3017 Před 3 lety +59

    You had it at 8:37 "it was very back heavy"
    2 ways to solve this:
    1 point the engines down (just be sure you dont melt the back of the canoe.
    2 (the most obvious) move the CoG forward. Make remote controls for the engines so the pilot can move forwards.
    Also, if you had increased thrust the canoe would not have reared up further, instead it would have properly got up on the plane, leveled out and caused a brown stain in your pants.
    It would only require a small skeg (look it up) the give directional stability and a rudder would facilitate much better steering than thrust vectoring.

    • @thomasnewbery7449
      @thomasnewbery7449 Před 3 lety +3

      Those two need to stay away from the water..... "back-heavy"? Most folks would stay "stern-heavy" ! Damn near fell out of my chair when I heard that!

    • @leifvejby8023
      @leifvejby8023 Před 3 lety +3

      @@thomasnewbery7449 Tail heavy then, since it is a jet

    • @The_Digital_Ghost
      @The_Digital_Ghost Před 3 lety +2

      @@leifvejby8023 dude your a legend

    • @thomasnewbery7449
      @thomasnewbery7449 Před 3 lety

      @@leifvejby8023 I stand corrected!

    • @rlaxton666
      @rlaxton666 Před 3 lety +1

      Or option three, more weight in the front. I was hoping that the cameraperson visible in one of the shots was going to stay there. It would have nailed the nose/bow to the water.

  • @willc.9498
    @willc.9498 Před 3 lety +137

    Me, being Canadian: ah yes we do this everyday

    • @Rose-yx6jq
      @Rose-yx6jq Před 3 lety +1

      Really?!!

    • @Toni300
      @Toni300 Před 3 lety

      @@Rose-yx6jq ofc

    • @R-Lee-
      @R-Lee- Před 3 lety

      Oh, I thought you guys spent your days putting comedians in jail for telling jokes.

  • @grainyanus
    @grainyanus Před 3 lety +1874

    Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the fact that they have timers on their sponsor segments

    • @man-qx2lx
      @man-qx2lx Před 3 lety +61

      He is one of the greatest channels tbh

    • @Juuls04
      @Juuls04 Před 3 lety +27

      Zachary Oldham thats the point right?

    • @andryemkha6232
      @andryemkha6232 Před 3 lety +9

      And also the most of their sponsors are useful.

    • @emiliskog
      @emiliskog Před 3 lety +11

      @Zachary Oldham it's not like it matters if people skip the sponsor segments they get paid based on video views

    • @averymatisons4133
      @averymatisons4133 Před 3 lety +5

      So does donut media

  • @swordslinger5488
    @swordslinger5488 Před 3 lety +534

    This is one of the most irresponsible, ill-advised things I've ever seen. I want two

    • @owenmacgillivray8404
      @owenmacgillivray8404 Před 3 lety +12

      If only everyone though like this, how different the world would be lol

    • @SkyeeBleuLeone
      @SkyeeBleuLeone Před 3 lety +10

      I'll take your entire stock

    • @newbmast3r694
      @newbmast3r694 Před 3 lety +5

      Do you retail?

    • @poeticdisaster7500
      @poeticdisaster7500 Před 3 lety +6

      Man if he put balast and a hydroplane wing on it would have either flew , or been super stable, perhaps more controllable with steering with the hydro wing ? .. maybe but balast and balance , is probably the most important .but for a tossed together project that worked ! i give them 100%

    • @wolfiethesniper5403
      @wolfiethesniper5403 Před 3 lety +1

      Bleumint take my money

  • @Eadragonixius
    @Eadragonixius Před 3 lety +138

    Today we finally understood the aerodynamics of a cow

  • @dabassmann668
    @dabassmann668 Před 3 lety +22

    Ride with a Friend who sits in the front. More speed, and he can hold your beer while being scared to death

  • @tim3wqrp719
    @tim3wqrp719 Před 3 lety +64

    I like how he says: "it's not fast enough, let's put a jet engine on this thing." Like, no emotions shown

  • @dec5573
    @dec5573 Před 3 lety +338

    Everybody's gangsta until Ian rides a canoe with jet engines ,and of course a Canadian flag with a hockey stick as it's flag pole , how much more Canadian can you get?

    • @derpderp1101
      @derpderp1101 Před 3 lety +19

      He could have drank a cup of maple syrup at some point. A missed opportunity, sadly. 😋

    • @dec5573
      @dec5573 Před 3 lety +7

      @@derpderp1101 I know nothing of Canada now that I forgot about the maple syrup

    • @derpderp1101
      @derpderp1101 Před 3 lety +3

      @@dec5573 🤣

    • @moeofdoom
      @moeofdoom Před 3 lety +9

      Forgot the Tims and Maple syrup. Also a beaver wouldn't hurt.

    • @dec5573
      @dec5573 Před 3 lety +4

      @@moeofdoom ah yes the *beavers*

  • @Canadarago
    @Canadarago Před 3 lety +14

    In my head I’m screaming, “Ballast!” Put a full cooler of beer or beverages in the front to counterweight the engines and the guy in back. Tie em down good. Then take it to Algonquin Provincial park and canoe 100 miles in 3 hours or so.

  • @mrbuck791
    @mrbuck791 Před 3 lety +8

    Place a hydrofoil beneath the stern of the canoe. Such as an aftermarket "Dol-fin", designed to go on an outboard motor. It will give the stern lift for about $40. I love the idea! Keep on Rockin'!!!

  • @casualwoomy
    @casualwoomy Před 3 lety +170

    Hacksmith 2030: “we put a fusion reactor on a canoe”

    • @Sam-fq3bt
      @Sam-fq3bt Před 3 lety +7

      “We put an arc reactor on a canoe”

    • @matthewtheniceguy1159
      @matthewtheniceguy1159 Před 3 lety +1

      Hacksmith 2080: "We put a Black hole on a canoe"

    • @TRAMNITTSU
      @TRAMNITTSU Před 3 lety +1

      Hacksmith 2090: “We put a inter-dimensional portal on a canoe”

    • @roboticfuzzball179
      @roboticfuzzball179 Před 3 lety +2

      @@TRAMNITTSU Hacksmith 2100: We created another universe in a small containment unit and used it's almost unlimited energy to power a canoe

    • @casualwoomy
      @casualwoomy Před 3 lety +2

      Hacksmith 3000: “we used the fundamental basics of warp drives such as anti mass and positive mass powered by reactors with the output of 20 suns to warp drive our canoe to 729,000,000 times the speed of light”

  • @evilmasterskywalker
    @evilmasterskywalker Před 3 lety +187

    Jet power everything. The first steps are already done. Now its up to everyone else to follow the hacksmiths lead

    • @FlamingNinja
      @FlamingNinja Před 3 lety +2

      Jet powered Toaster..
      Because why not

    • @samuelreynolds8988
      @samuelreynolds8988 Před 3 lety +2

      How is this from 1 day ago or is it just a glitch on my screen?

    • @garenkijolfo4393
      @garenkijolfo4393 Před 3 lety +1

      Samuel Reynolds Those people with a badge to their names are Members of the channel, and can see the video a day before non-members can.
      I have a feeling Hacksmith needs to address this once more, so people don’t ask this question as much as now.

    • @randomdeadpool
      @randomdeadpool Před 3 lety +2

      @@samuelreynolds8988 LOL
      Obviously, he is a channel's member

    • @robogamer117
      @robogamer117 Před 3 lety +2

      @@samuelreynolds8988 members get vids early

  • @pastyuscricketer
    @pastyuscricketer Před 3 lety +62

    I can almost hear the stereotypical Canadian “oot”.

  • @mpoisot
    @mpoisot Před 3 lety +20

    Try making a hydrofoil! Someone will need to brush up in their water- I mean hydrodynamics.

    • @ChipEstrada
      @ChipEstrada Před 3 lety

      I don't think that word is in the Canadian dialect yet. When it is introduced, I wonder how they will spell it? (Hydroughdinamics) maybe...

    • @MrBen527
      @MrBen527 Před 3 lety

      Yep

  • @MattsAwesomeStuff
    @MattsAwesomeStuff Před 3 lety +203

    The special effects budget was off the charts in this episode. *Your CGI actually made Ian look like he wanted to be on camera.* Your canoe needs a hydrofoil. And some moose antlers up front. And you guys need to build some hovercrafts. Trending now that Cleetus has bought one. 1" corrogated plastic foamcore and fiberglass skin is apparently the way to go.
    And now for a joke: What do cheap beer and sex in a canoe have in common? They're both f'ing close to water.

    • @gregorygillquist4572
      @gregorygillquist4572 Před 3 lety +1

      MattsAwesomeStuff Yes! Totally!

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 Před 3 lety +2

      They could probably macgyver a triple-a battery into a super weapon if they really wanted

    • @jonathansauceda589
      @jonathansauceda589 Před 3 lety +1

      Nice *JOK*

    • @codykirby1775
      @codykirby1775 Před 3 lety

      I came to the comments just to say had a hydrofoil to the canoe! That looks like you beat me to it!

    • @bskcj1149
      @bskcj1149 Před 3 lety

      Stargazer 199 they already explode pretty violently when heated up so I don’t think it wound be difficult

  • @jonny6638
    @jonny6638 Před 3 lety +83

    The Canadian in him is showing. Respect, from one Canadian to another.

  • @Zanderrman
    @Zanderrman Před 3 lety +11

    K...... That thumbnail.... THAT TITLE, HOW COULD I NOT WATCH THIS !?! LOL

  • @forestfern104ofcanada6
    @forestfern104ofcanada6 Před 3 lety +3

    Ahh, just a normal day in Canada, Pulling someone in a kayak behide a jet canoe

  • @Just_Joshing024
    @Just_Joshing024 Před 3 lety +190

    Is it just me or does the production value of this video seem really good

  • @benacales409
    @benacales409 Před 3 lety +736

    CZcams: *exists
    Hacksmith: Wanna see what we can strap a rocket to?

    • @baller1029
      @baller1029 Před 3 lety +6

      u got that much likes, congrats

    • @benacales409
      @benacales409 Před 3 lety +3

      @@baller1029 totally intentional

    • @B00MBlox
      @B00MBlox Před 3 lety +2

      A rocket and a jet engine are different things.

    • @neelsuvarna8672
      @neelsuvarna8672 Před 3 lety

      I will strap a rocket to my ass and power it from farts

  • @rileygunter9582
    @rileygunter9582 Před 3 lety +34

    Can we all take a moment to appreciate this mans balls of steel?

    • @lr21643
      @lr21643 Před rokem

      You mean brain of oatmeal?

  • @bigardio6906
    @bigardio6906 Před 3 lety +38

    "To build a jet canoe, We'll need two things, A jet, And a canoe".
    HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT!?

  • @yaromirgusev2616
    @yaromirgusev2616 Před 3 lety +44

    Lets just appreciate this creation for a moment. Literally one of the oldest methods of transport equipped with a modern propulsion. Absolutely wild.

  • @meesathesithlord
    @meesathesithlord Před 3 lety +23

    Dr. Octopus arms would be a GREAT project.

  • @pdgingras
    @pdgingras Před 3 lety +34

    You're losing too much forward momentum by riding bow high and creating such a massive bow wake. Ballast the boat forward to drop the bow, and lose the wake. Also, it would be safer. Currently, if you should turn too quickly or wind gets beneath a high bow, it could potentially flip the canoe.

    • @fernandoayuso2672
      @fernandoayuso2672 Před 3 lety +1

      He needs to plain the canoe.

    • @pdgingras
      @pdgingras Před 3 lety +5

      @@fernandoayuso2672 There are only two ways to get the boat on plane. If he is going to keep the engine and himself at the stern of the boat, then he needs to place ballast forward. He needs to get the bow of the boat down. Otherwise, he and the engine can move amidship, which would place it closer to the center of mass. However, moving himself and the engine amidship would cause the boat to be unstable in turning. The turning arm is short and now coincident with the center of mass. Thus, the boat would quickly snap around in turns causing wild oscillations. Alternatively, he can leave the engine where it is and move himself amidship. Then he would require a longer tiller and control extensions for the engine. This would place ballast forward, which would offset the weight of the engine at the stern. The bow would lower and the boat would safely plane, but with the added expense of a longer and more complicated control arm. There are always going to be compromises in design.

    • @fernandoayuso2672
      @fernandoayuso2672 Před 3 lety

      @@pdgingras Yes it can be done. Like finding a way to tilt the engine without compromising anything you mentioned.

    • @pdgingras
      @pdgingras Před 3 lety +2

      True. You can attempt to trim an engine. Generally, it's either 20 degrees of trim up or down. This is assuming that the boat-motor combination are compatible. Trim is used to optimize the angle of the engine to get the most amount of wetted surface for the boat, which will give the most efficient plane possible. It's not meant to correct deficiencies in design. In designing the motor mount to incorporate trim, you would have to experiment with various heights of the mount above the boat's stern. The higher the mount above the stern would give greater leverage. And then you could experiment with the trim, remembering to keep it within the 20 degree range. I still feel that ballasting the boat forward would be the simpler solution. Just look at some of the high speed ski boats that place water filled ballast bags in the bow to compensate for weight distribution and the ability to give the boat a flatter ride.
      Ballasting is also used on many ocean going ships. It's a very viable way of changing the center of mass to prevent rolling in heavy seas. Of course, ships don't need to worry about ballasting fore and aft, as they aren't designed with planing hulls; they're displacement hull vessels.
      Great converation. Many thanks.

    • @fernandoayuso2672
      @fernandoayuso2672 Před 3 lety

      @@pdgingras Your welcome! So do you have a channel, you seem to be very knowledgeable?

  • @KREW1111
    @KREW1111 Před 3 lety +4

    i love watching these videos knowing the EXACT spot you are at. i have spent many hours fishing this spot. ive lived in the area for 30 years glad you made this your home for the company!!!

  • @eclipse2288
    @eclipse2288 Před 3 lety +36

    as a Canadian I appreciate the hockey stick flagpole

  • @thelargeloaf8990
    @thelargeloaf8990 Před 3 lety +114

    "I like to come out here with nature,enjoy the peace"
    Straps a loud ass jet engine to a canoe

    • @danluckins4071
      @danluckins4071 Před 3 lety

      congrats, you understood the joke he made, you get a participation ribbon.

    • @senfdame528
      @senfdame528 Před 3 lety

      So he can enjoy the nature faster

    • @CommanderStormrune
      @CommanderStormrune Před 3 lety

      Straps TWO loud-ass jet engines to a HACKSMITH canoe. Please, get it right. :3

  • @jbeatty811
    @jbeatty811 Před 3 lety +8

    This reminds me of those drag boats in Thailand.

    • @Outland9000
      @Outland9000 Před 3 lety

      Which are _waaaaaay_ faster than this.

  • @floofy931
    @floofy931 Před 3 lety +2

    Nice J-stoke, I appreciate a man who knows how to operate a canoe

  • @jrgv5754
    @jrgv5754 Před 3 lety +138

    this channel should be called "Phineas and Ferb Grew Up"

  • @EskimoBENNY
    @EskimoBENNY Před 3 lety +46

    Whoever edited this deserves recognition. Huge props to that guy, well done!

  • @Wazoo_1
    @Wazoo_1 Před 3 lety +3

    It has probably been said before but moving to engines forward an being able to adjust the force vector horizontal could help. Great video brother!

  • @nashton7057
    @nashton7057 Před 3 lety +24

    Most Canadian thing ever, like literally ever

  • @RM10Prod.
    @RM10Prod. Před 3 lety +130

    I love how they just casually have a jetpack lying around

    • @denzilwadds7110
      @denzilwadds7110 Před 3 lety +1

      Don’t you have a jet pack lying around

    • @RM10Prod.
      @RM10Prod. Před 3 lety

      @@denzilwadds7110 well I did till I had to cannibalize it to make my working 1/2 scale x-wing model

  • @skoorbngdbn9130
    @skoorbngdbn9130 Před 3 lety +231

    Italians have fine wine, Mexicans have tacos, Americans have cars, Canadians have jet powered canoes.

  • @Lost__julian
    @Lost__julian Před 3 lety +2

    Imagine going on a chill day on the Lake with your family and then this THING drives by

  • @zeroraptor
    @zeroraptor Před 3 lety +2

    I kinda want a revisit of this with people around just for the reactions and if they can make it better, then all the better.

  • @thepyro1628
    @thepyro1628 Před 3 lety +61

    Ian: makes rocket powered canoe
    James: aerodynamics of a cow

    • @mwhughes82
      @mwhughes82 Před 3 lety

      Skeletrone empireqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqoooooopppppppooooooiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooooooooooooooooppooooooooooooooopppppp
      Qqqqqqq

  • @wsoeltkakd
    @wsoeltkakd Před 3 lety +166

    how very Furze like "lets take a normal object and stick a Jet engine on it!" I love youtube... lol

  • @SailingFrolic
    @SailingFrolic Před 3 lety +1

    Dude that jet kayak would be a perfect candidate for a hydroplane setup. You guys would be the *perfect* candidates for building one.

  • @salimufari
    @salimufari Před 3 lety +10

    The way this canoe worked from the footage makes me thing you might need to take a closer look at Swamp air boats. moving the jets up on a frame would help keep the nose down. Just gotta do some thrust vector math to get your geometry right. At least a longer handle and pilot it from the nose.

    • @kevincrossland1898
      @kevincrossland1898 Před 3 lety +2

      "thrust vector math" is that fancy talk for trial and error?

  • @tmbottegal
    @tmbottegal Před 3 lety +42

    “Ian actually left for his canoe trip...but he left the jet engines.” Brand new sentence.

  • @JoshHind
    @JoshHind Před 3 lety +60

    One of the many questions in life , “how old is pencil”

    • @AidanZft
      @AidanZft Před 3 lety +4

      The pencil is Ũ̸̧̘̖̻̜̬̈͑̿͆̇̌́͟͟͢͟ṉ̻̯̬̮͐̊̀̆͗́̕͜͝͝ķ̳̮̩̯͖̝͎͆͆̏̈́̑̌̌̍́͜͞n̨̦̮̼̔̈̑́̋͂͜͞ȏ̲̼̠̱͖̔̅͌͊w̛̗̠̦̙̻͍̺̳̆̆͆͑̀͝͝n̵̛̠̙͈̦̫͚̩͇͓̽͆̍̀͋̃̚͞ͅ years old

  • @TwitchingHour
    @TwitchingHour Před 3 lety +1

    “You need two things: a jet and a canoe. I have both” 😂🤣

  • @dr.burnquistxoidel5388
    @dr.burnquistxoidel5388 Před 3 lety +1

    A hydrofoil would be a great and challenging build...less resistance=greater speed. Stability would be the biggest factor. For that, I might suggest adjustable outriggers for the lift..hope to see it. Thanks guys.

  • @braxtondreher5800
    @braxtondreher5800 Před 3 lety +40

    Ian has such a crazy ability to be in the process of doing something outrageous but all the while keeping a Bob Ross level of calm.

  • @Cryptlcal
    @Cryptlcal Před 3 lety +56

    These camera shots remind of BBC documentries.
    Not gonna lie you did an amazing job on those shots.

    • @aidanschew58
      @aidanschew58 Před 3 lety

      Ngl thought you were talking about something else

  • @STB-jh7od
    @STB-jh7od Před 3 lety +8

    9:00-I thought moving the fuel tank to front might help out with keeping nose down.

  • @meghanhession186
    @meghanhession186 Před rokem +1

    “Ah, so peaceful, and the wildlife is beautiful, shame it’s all a blur.”

  • @Phyde4ux
    @Phyde4ux Před 3 lety +549

    Canoe is too stern-heavy.
    Their idea: 3D printed keels and outriggers.
    My idea: Move forward in the boat.

    • @pollux3685
      @pollux3685 Před 3 lety +24

      my idea: stuff james in the front

    • @mrmatt7210
      @mrmatt7210 Před 3 lety +39

      Change the angle of thrust

    • @Epicwarrior846
      @Epicwarrior846 Před 3 lety +17

      I say make a ballast for the front

    • @bradcoleman4080
      @bradcoleman4080 Před 3 lety +24

      That was my thoughts exactly as soon as I saw how close he was to the engines.
      Well that and adding a rudder to the rear operated by the same lever...

    • @EasyMoneySG
      @EasyMoneySG Před 3 lety +9

      @@mrmatt7210 Agreed. Since it sits pretty flat while not under thrust I would guess that the thrust angle needs to changed so the engines are pointed up just a couple degrees. Adding ballast to the front would only slow you down and possibly cause instability.

  • @kirbo1619
    @kirbo1619 Před 3 lety +119

    "motorcycle? done."
    "canoe? done"
    milliniem flacon? maybye in 2030."

  • @chrome2yourdome
    @chrome2yourdome Před 3 lety

    that was awsome :) goes from superspeed to calmly paddling in seconds :P

  • @Add50326
    @Add50326 Před 3 lety +1

    Nice to see such an awesome canoe in Canada.

  • @valravn5735
    @valravn5735 Před 3 lety +88

    Ian: I need to salvage our jetpack and design a way to safely mount it's engines on a canoe.
    James: Let's slap some 2x4s and styrofoam toys with fins on it.

  • @nathanbenson3455
    @nathanbenson3455 Před 3 lety +138

    Some random person at the same lake they are:
    That canoes got a wake.

  • @coloneljacobs2217
    @coloneljacobs2217 Před 10 měsíci

    7:50 LMFAO bro had to resort to using the portage yolk as a handhold, like he was water skiing

  • @joehanson762
    @joehanson762 Před 3 lety +1

    It needs a plate on the back to adjust the trim of the canoe , hinged once canoe is going it keeps the canoe flat instead of back in going down.

  • @blakeerenhouse943
    @blakeerenhouse943 Před 3 lety +105

    Hacksmith: I don’t know anything about Aerodynamics or *water dynamics*
    Hydrodynamics: Am I a joke to you?
    Also, quick tip for the keels. For sailing at least, you want the keel to have a more teardrop shape like an airplane wing for the best outcome.

    • @DanC8111_
      @DanC8111_ Před 3 lety +6

      Blake Erenhouse as an f1 fan I wonder if they could use like a f1 wing design on the boat to create downforce at the front of the canoe seems like a long shot but that would be cool

    • @michaelgibson1844
      @michaelgibson1844 Před 3 lety +6

      Fluid dynamics: Yes, you are a joke.

    • @hgsteeples154
      @hgsteeples154 Před 3 lety +1

      Blake Erenhouse aeroplane

    • @lostincyberspaceIII
      @lostincyberspaceIII Před 3 lety +1

      @@DanC8111_ I think a hydrofoil in the back would probably work better the air speed isn't that high.

    • @The_Potato_Lord
      @The_Potato_Lord Před 3 lety +1

      Is the one connected to the steering also called a keel or does it have a different name? I don't remember.

  • @jrgv5754
    @jrgv5754 Před 3 lety +55

    CZcams: "so what exactly do you...well...do?
    The Hacksmith: "Yes"

  • @sixhundred3score6
    @sixhundred3score6 Před 3 lety +1

    His laugh on that first water scene 😂

  • @doodledicemonsters
    @doodledicemonsters Před 3 lety +2

    I like the new more comedic/cinematic video style!

  • @zechariahgrant4576
    @zechariahgrant4576 Před 3 lety +44

    "It not fast enough, LeTs PuT a JeT eNgInE oN iT"

  • @novantic6436
    @novantic6436 Před 3 lety +64

    This is the moment you ask what are people doing with their lives

  • @Jwaynedonkson
    @Jwaynedonkson Před 3 lety

    I think if you guys custom design a canoe or small boat that wont come up nearly as much and put some more powerful jet engines on it you can take the fun you had here and really go nuts.

  • @RONIN2025
    @RONIN2025 Před 3 lety +1

    Now that is a canoe ride I am interested in

  • @jpfurrow7445
    @jpfurrow7445 Před 3 lety +56

    It needs a hydrofoil! You will literally be flying on the water.

    • @peterchamplin8767
      @peterchamplin8767 Před 3 lety +2

      You are 100% correct. That was my first thought when I saw the build.

    • @andrewmyers2920
      @andrewmyers2920 Před 3 lety +2

      Glad I'm not the only one that was thinking about a hydrofoil

    • @shadowrygger
      @shadowrygger Před 3 lety +1

      I intended to post this comment, but you got it first, have an upvote. Hopefully they do the right thing and design some properly hydrodynamic gear that!

    • @dalecarter923
      @dalecarter923 Před 3 lety +1

      I said the samething, just with a southern draw.

  • @tatrautm
    @tatrautm Před 3 lety +66

    Canadian Pride = "O Canada" + an overture from a French opera written by an Italian composer which takes place in Switzerland

    • @bluefire-ph8ln
      @bluefire-ph8ln Před 3 lety +2

      Canadian pride.
      Now thats pride that i can be proud of

    • @Someonewhoprobablyexists
      @Someonewhoprobablyexists Před 3 lety

      I dont get it, makes perfect sense. After all the american national anthem was made by a martian in area 51.

    • @svastitsattila1440
      @svastitsattila1440 Před 3 lety

      You should make a jet powered foil boat.

  • @joeyexplores5332
    @joeyexplores5332 Před 3 lety +1

    You should try putting more weight on the front of the canoe!

  • @OfficialSnappedNeck
    @OfficialSnappedNeck Před 3 lety

    Wow This was on my Birthday, and I also live in Canada and this video is so calming. Well........ at least the beginning was calming. But now it’s exiting.

  • @carterthiessen3144
    @carterthiessen3144 Před 3 lety +8

    This is the greatest Canadian innovation since hockey

  • @TheStyx13
    @TheStyx13 Před 3 lety +79

    Fiancee: "That's CANADIAN engineering, isn't it?"
    Me: "And you wonder why I want to move to Montreal."

    • @junkhondas481
      @junkhondas481 Před 3 lety +1

      Don’t move to Montreal.

    • @DevinVT1
      @DevinVT1 Před 3 lety

      Yeah no move to Kitchener. Then you could see the Canadian engineering

    • @brandon2998
      @brandon2998 Před 3 lety +1

      Trust me don’t move to Montreal it’s like the New York of Canada also we have a mafia yes that’s right a mafia search it up

  • @KingNBubby
    @KingNBubby Před 3 lety

    I was about to comment on how much more aerodynamic you could make it because the front of the canoe was completely out of the water but then the second part of the video started and I was happy :)

  • @darnautov
    @darnautov Před 3 lety

    Point jets more down, it will help the canoe be more straight. Good luck. Sounds like fun!

  • @ek7713
    @ek7713 Před 3 lety +17

    Canadian flag on a hockey stick.
    All you need now is to cover the canoe in maple leafs.

  • @randomexplosion6527
    @randomexplosion6527 Před 3 lety +92

    Canoe: Exists
    Ian: "Needs more boosters!"

    • @johndoe7557
      @johndoe7557 Před 3 lety +2

      Noo you can't just strap a jet engine to a canoe.
      HAHA jet go burr

    • @zlwel287
      @zlwel287 Před 3 lety

      Imagine canoe racing against Ian

    • @bobasaursquared1633
      @bobasaursquared1633 Před 3 lety

      Random Explosion ah a fellow ksp player

  • @thatotherguy3756
    @thatotherguy3756 Před 3 lety +3

    7:12 is my fave part lmao

  • @Teafo
    @Teafo Před 3 lety +2

    Maybe doctor octopus arms would be cool.

  • @RAWICE511
    @RAWICE511 Před 3 lety +798

    Ubers in Canada be like...

  • @venulminsara8381
    @venulminsara8381 Před 3 lety +42

    The Grand Tour should watch this video after they failed 😂

  • @PhysiqueGeek
    @PhysiqueGeek Před 3 lety

    I think the ability to control the jets pitch would benefit this project greatly, looks like they are pushing it into the water more than across the surface. Still cool as hell though! Burning through a 20L tank that fast is wild

  • @sarcasmo57
    @sarcasmo57 Před 3 lety +1

    Should sit a little further forward. This will make the canoe less back heavy.

  • @natemotionstudios8631
    @natemotionstudios8631 Před 3 lety +46

    When he said “ I wanna build a jet canoe I only need 2 things a jet and a canoe”
    My mind: Jenoe.

  • @indianajones4321
    @indianajones4321 Před 3 lety +68

    Canoe: Exists with paddles
    Hacksmith: Speeeeeeed and Power solves many things!!!

    • @ImpmanPDX
      @ImpmanPDX Před 3 lety +4

      I immediately read this in Jeremy Clarkson speak.

    • @BullsayDune
      @BullsayDune Před 3 lety +4

      You just can't say that without jeremy clarkson's voice in your head lol

  • @GodlessGreedyUtah
    @GodlessGreedyUtah Před 3 lety +1

    Boating 101: Pitch the nose down, with weight and/or trim tabs, moving C.G. forward.

  • @badazrod
    @badazrod Před 3 lety

    Trim Planes on the canoe should help it a lot! :)

  • @jesseswildens9124
    @jesseswildens9124 Před 3 lety +26

    Suggestion: Hydrofoiling jet boat

  • @ketch2342
    @ketch2342 Před 3 lety +156

    "To build a jet canoe you need two things, a jet, and a canoe."
    "Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes"

    • @Koozul
      @Koozul Před 3 lety +5

      Yeah but I think the bigger problem is that he said he needs a full on jet and not just a jet engine

    • @bobasaursquared1633
      @bobasaursquared1633 Před 3 lety +1

      Jeremiah Kuzel wait, you don’t have a spare su-27 in your garage?

    • @DanC8111_
      @DanC8111_ Před 3 lety

      The floor is made of floor

    • @somerandomperson4143
      @somerandomperson4143 Před 3 lety

      60 sec every where a min lol

    • @ketch2342
      @ketch2342 Před 3 lety +1

      @@somerandomperson4143 you poor soul.

  • @keenanpowers9222
    @keenanpowers9222 Před 3 lety +1

    Great idea, I'd pilot that baby any day. And btw the word you were looking for is a keel it's a rudder. A keel is the base of a boat/ship to keep the weight low. Even old wooden ships often had lead or metal keels located at the very lowest part of the vessel. Helps with rocking and from tipping over. No complaints here, just wanted to inform you like your videos inform me and keep me interested while learning

  • @Argent377
    @Argent377 Před 3 lety

    Great video! That bit about forgetting the word "Keel" was hilarious!

  • @MrGoesBoom
    @MrGoesBoom Před 3 lety +40

    Tim 'The Toolman' Taylor would approve! Also, I find myself immensely amused that you mounted the flag on a hockey stick. Another great one day build

  • @hjalmar1
    @hjalmar1 Před 3 lety +68

    Feels like some old school Batman stuff “TO THE BATCANOE”

  • @marccloutier3501
    @marccloutier3501 Před rokem

    the true Canadian way of canoeing ! XDI actually stand up in my living room for the flag like a proud canadian that I am hahaha!

  • @gEtar87
    @gEtar87 Před 3 lety

    9:29 "just a note, I have no experience with aerodynamics... or water dynamics"
    Starts dynamic drag simulation of a cow.