My favorite quote: ''If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep'' Pure savagery
With the WHOLE Caroline is chell mother thing and Caroline is glados thing She is ironically the best person to verify if that information is tru or not
@@Jpx0999caroline being chell’s mother is not also total fan canon, but also completely non-sensical. Especially when their relationship is intended to be “romantic” in nature. It’s just weird.
GLaDoS was a beautiful character through and through. You forgot my favourite line though "You and I are going to be testing until the day you die, and then I'll have to get a different hobby, maybe reanimating the dead."
+Kawaii Atlas "This plate must not be calibrated to someone of your.... "generousness.." I'll add a few zeroes to the maximum weight You look great by the way, very healthy."
@@ThisGuy4697_ Cave Johnson. When I heard it before, it sounded so familiar and it reminded me of Gravity Falls, but I just couldn't put my finger on it. After I discovered he's voiced by J.K Simmons, it all makes sense, since he voiced Stanford Pines in Gravity Falls
5:32 "The birth parents you're trying to reach do not love you; please hang up." *boooooop* "Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company."
I just realized that GLaDOS says that pumping the air from the surface is too expensive, yet she _literally_ states that the light bridges are made of sunlight which she _"pumps down from the surface"._
@@elio6361 I guess that's right. But then again, I imagine weaving light into a solid substance isn't really cheap either. My theory is that she's perfectly capable of sourcing air from the surface, she just doesn't do it since it's technically unnecessary for testing. Or she *does* pump it down, and she's simply lying to make Chell feel more miserable, which would be perfectly in character for her.
my question is who in the world is approaching the psycho A.I. that killed everyone and going “alright, here’s your bill for pumping air from the surface down here” in the midst of an apocalypse between humans, zombies, and alien police on the surface?
5:53 If I saw a turkey leg dangling from the ceiling in one of the rest chambers I absolutely would’ve gone straight for it and immediately fallen for the trap
I think Glados being put in a potato was the best thing that could have happened to her She seemed so different without all the “testing protocols” that her body gave her, she seems like an actual core
Yeah I didn’t realize until watching this how different she seems. Her emotions seem more genuine, more human, it’s crazy and just shows further ability of the VA to get that across
Funny how Portal 2, despite only featuring like 3 characters (and one of them is just pre-recorded messages), has probably the best written monologues/dialogues in video games history
"Oh, she has a medical degree. In Fashion. From France!" Such a ridiculous line I love it. It's those lines that make me wonder how people come up with these clever lines.
Two of my favourite lines are missing: "Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp." "I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let's just say he won't be... well, living anymore. Anyway, back to testing."
AIs always have problems with mainframes, that's how you make the infrastructure safe from AIs, everything should run in mainframes. except she sent her turrets
Chell beats a test Glados: your fat Wheatley: your adopted Glados: what's wrong with being adopted Wheatley: uhhhh *your fat* I think we have an admirer
@@CallMeKylePlz Correcting one spelling error doesn't make someone a 'grammar nazi', annoying dumbass. They weren't even correcting you, so mind your own fucking business.
Tyler_318 the joke is that the person claiming that Chell looks stupid in the jumpsuit (or that the jumpsuit looks stupid on Chell) can objectively claim that since she’s apparently got a Ph. D in fashion from one of the most fashion-forward countries in the world. Granted, I don’t know how you go about obtaining a Ph. D in fashion, but for the sake of the roast I’ll roll with it.
@@KelKilimanjaro Almost. She specifically says it's an M.D.. A Ph. D. in fashion is theoretically possible in some way - perhaps in apparel design or some other designer art. An M.D. in fashion would be a Medical Doctorate, which implies a certain degree of medical certainty to the insult while also making the joke clearly ridiculous.
It’s just incredible how they manage to make robotic monotone yet emotional voice. You can understand what emotion she is feeling despite voice being almost unchanged. Well sometimes it’s changes a lot (like when she was a potato)
There is no other character that could ever make me laugh and feel so much affection, while she's insulting the hell outta me. I love GLaDOS so damn much lmao.
"Well done. Here come the test results: you are a horrible person. That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that." Gets me every single time.
My favorite line (not in here for some reason) is when she tricks wheatley into saying something about the test and he gets shocked because of it and then she laughs about it and its great
All we had to do was pull that lever. What? No you had to AAARRGG! Hehehe. I know we’re in a lot of trouble and probably about to die, but that was worth it.
My favorite moment is when GLADoS tries to trick wheatley with a paradox, but wheatley is literally too dumb too think about a a paradox so it just doesn't work.
It's made clear by policy - the computer isn't allowed to tell the tester the answer, or it's zapped. GlaDOS tricked Wheatley to tell Chell the answer and so, shocked him.
Toju Tarpley It's not my fault he tried to eat me. I was just making loud noise to scare him off. If that didn't work, I would've gotten the test subject to kill him. She's almost as good at murder as me.
Miss Mayor I was giving the fast version of the test instructions. Slowed down, however, I said, "And methodically knocking peoples' hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can," if you had read the book, Moby Dick, you might've recognized the quote sooner.
I like how they added a room you can pause in while cave johnson is giving his lemon speech, and explaining important plot. I've noticed nearly everyone who plays the game stops in the sideroom. even if it's not a particularly plot-important room, it's a great way to let players naturally halt during exposition. That's a good bit of game design.
"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois--" [HALF-LIFE 2 TRAIN WHISTLE] "I'm sorry. I don't know why that went off..." That one had me on the floor the first time I heard it.
i love portal clips without commentary because something about hearing GLaDOS ramble about something passive-aggressively while the player is just closely inspecting a random detail of the room is hilarious to me
The Pantaloon Named Zoey Hunt I found a plush lemon grenade at a comic con once. If you squeezed it, it would spout the infamous “life gives you lemons” speech.
The reasons behind that are twofold. One, GladOs is programmed to bully test subjects in order to test them under stress. Algorithmically, body shaming is highly effective on women. Two, in her regular body, GladOs uses a fisheye type of lense to see. This makes Chell actuallt look fat in GladOs's "eye." GladOs defending Chell when Wheatly called her fat is because the power dynamic has changed, Caroline is manifesting more strongly in the programming because GladOs is no longer connected to the corrupting influence of the mainframe, and she's also seeing Chell through a different set if eyes.
@@tydshiin5783 but muscles weigh more so she could be saying she's very muscular which was obviously meant as a complement ( ha ha I have beaten your downer logic, she always loved chell even if she did try to kill her once or twice but that's just what you do with test subjects)
With how quick glados got hyped about Cave Johnson’s lemon rant I like to think Caroline has always been on board with his idea of burning down houses and exploding things with lemons
Am i the only one who is imagining Cyn voicing all of these quotes because the voice oddly fits? (yes the cute zombie drone who destroyed everything in murder drones)
For some reason until i watched this i didn't realize that EVERY single one of her dialogues is somehow shaming Chell XD "Hey, remember those spherical things full of bullets, oh wait, *that's you in 5 seconds* "
"Or else I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club. HA HA HA" I just played and made a video on chapter 5, so the dialogue of GlaDOS in that part is in my mind.
Some of them shame Wheatley instead. "Alright, he's not even trying to be subtle anymore. Or maybe he still is, in which case, wow, that's kind of sad."
Neo2266 well, as potatOS doesn't do it so much (replies to Johnson and lines like "The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice.", as she can't as explained at the beginning) as well as at the end she is just sincere and gets rid of Chell.
ive always imagined chell as just stoically going through the game with basically a blank/completely serene expression the entire time and just not reacting to anything and honestly the 'you didnt react at the time, so i was afraid it sailed over your head' just sort of proves it
the part where she's like "YEAH! YEAH!" during cave johnson's lemon speech is literally the most adorable thing i've heard in years.
TAKE THE LEMONS
@PH7NTOM GAMING
You’d be surprised at what most of us supernatural beings can do.
@PH7NTOM GAMING =\
TAKE THE DAMN LEMONS
Ikkkkkkk it was SO CUTEEE
"I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down... with the lemons!"
"Oh, I like this guy!"
Wr- wrong account? Bill?
@@eyesack6845 *none answers*
The absolute Irony of this comment. *I love it*
Bill Cipher *well hello there*
"Burning people, he says what we're all thinking!"
My favorite quote:
''If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep''
Pure savagery
With the WHOLE
Caroline is chell mother thing and Caroline is glados thing
She is ironically the best person to verify if that information is tru or not
@@Jpx0999caroline being chell’s mother is not also total fan canon, but also completely non-sensical. Especially when their relationship is intended to be “romantic” in nature. It’s just weird.
@@Jpx0999it is definitely not true at all literally anyone, not just GLaDOS, would know that
@@r.e9675 Honestly, I never picked up on a romantic tinge to it. I always felt like she was a sadistic teacher and Chell was a problem student.
@@r.e9675I never thought it was romantic I always thought it was more frenemies
GLaDoS was a beautiful character through and through. You forgot my favourite line though "You and I are going to be testing until the day you die, and then I'll have to get a different hobby, maybe reanimating the dead."
"we both said a lot of things your going to regret"
May as well add the whole game because she says one banger after another.
Glados was so beautiful she made me gay.
Always thought it was an interesting theory, that this quote implies, GLaDoS may be responsible for the zombies in Left4Dead
@Flywolf79 She's not. The infected in L4D aren't undead, they're still living people infected with a mutated strain of rabies.
Glados is the queen of insulting people in a delicate manor.
+Kawaii Atlas
"This plate must not be calibrated to someone of your.... "generousness.."
I'll add a few zeroes to the maximum weight
You look great by the way, very healthy."
I guess the zeros we're added to the decimal
we got some good jokes right here
Atlas Yes she is. Haha. _She_ is. I can't hear the word _she_ without my mind going to portal...
Lol
"Advanced AI being sarcastically agressive towards you for 6 minutes straight"
Because she's a po-TA-to.
What does advanced AI know about potatoes?
@@holymuly4730 I dunno. Ask GlaDOS.
So, just like my narcissistic ex-girlfriend..
Aggressive? Who?
J.K Simmons as Cave Johnson is the greatest casting ever in video game history.
I want pictures of spider-man!
Damn it! I knew I had heard that voice in Gravity Falls before!
@@n_coderWho's voice?
@@ThisGuy4697_ Cave Johnson. When I heard it before, it sounded so familiar and it reminded me of Gravity Falls, but I just couldn't put my finger on it. After I discovered he's voiced by J.K Simmons, it all makes sense, since he voiced Stanford Pines in Gravity Falls
Schillinger rules.
0:38 when GlaDOS says this, it feels like she has emotions-
That's just Caroline waking up
Who says I don't?
@@glados6107 Your thicc
@@glados6107 You have emotions for certain situations I'd like to think.
she does have emotions
1:23
"You broke it, didn't you?"
That head shake killed me lol
but I didn't :'(
God I wheezed xD
Chell: No. *looks at her body* not that heavy....
She was a little too, generous...
@@glados6107 she was!!! God when she was holding me with that portal gun I could feel the fat.
"THE DEAD PARENTS YOU ARE TRYING TO REACH DO NOT LOVE YOU. PLEASE HANG UP."
Kills me every time.
romantiCaveman
I always thought it said "Birth Parents."
Surprisingly it fits pretty well.
romantiCaveman it does say birth parents
Dr. Pew to me it is *mumble, munble* parents please dont pet him see us
I told my mom about that part, she burst out laughing.
5:32 "The birth parents you're trying to reach do not love you; please hang up." *boooooop*
"Oh, that's sad. But impressive. Maybe they worked at the phone company."
I just realized that GLaDOS says that pumping the air from the surface is too expensive, yet she _literally_ states that the light bridges are made of sunlight which she _"pumps down from the surface"._
Wait what?? Ummmmm - that’s a really good point! 😂😂😂😂
Well, making light travel is very easy. It's the optical fiber. Just, put many mirrors
@@elio6361 I guess that's right. But then again, I imagine weaving light into a solid substance isn't really cheap either. My theory is that she's perfectly capable of sourcing air from the surface, she just doesn't do it since it's technically unnecessary for testing. Or she *does* pump it down, and she's simply lying to make Chell feel more miserable, which would be perfectly in character for her.
my question is who in the world is approaching the psycho A.I. that killed everyone and going “alright, here’s your bill for pumping air from the surface down here” in the midst of an apocalypse between humans, zombies, and alien police on the surface?
light pumps itself through optical fibers
5:53 If I saw a turkey leg dangling from the ceiling in one of the rest chambers I absolutely would’ve gone straight for it and immediately fallen for the trap
my favourite is-
"no please. this potato only generates 1.1 volts of electricity, i literally don't have the energy to lie to you."
i died
Or "If I think too hard, I'm going to try this potato"
TheAnonymousConnor fry not try ok?
when ?
Rip
Monster Pumpkin In the game, not the video.
I never knew GLaDOS was so aggressive
"When you die, I'm going to laminate your skeleton and have it on display in the lobby"
Just so future generations would not make the mistake of having MY skeletal frame! The nerve!
This happened right when i saw the comment
Yeah when is that?
Angie 2:28
Look I turn myself into a Potatoe
I think Glados being put in a potato was the best thing that could have happened to her
She seemed so different without all the “testing protocols” that her body gave her, she seems like an actual core
Yeah I didn’t realize until watching this how different she seems. Her emotions seem more genuine, more human, it’s crazy and just shows further ability of the VA to get that across
3:37
Inner me during a math test:
I feel you pal
I wonder if all your weight is coming from that Brain that you have. Most likely not.
@@glados6107 probably yes
underrated comment
@@glados6107 oh my God I love you so much
Funny how Portal 2, despite only featuring like 3 characters (and one of them is just pre-recorded messages), has probably the best written monologues/dialogues in video games history
Weathly is not a character?
@@drunkenpumpkins7401 He is. I meant GLaDOS, Wheathley and Cave Johnson
@@drunkenpumpkins7401 He meant characters who talk.
@@darckap2785 What about the Oracle turret ("I'm different...") ;-;
@@tuberjaygaming5578 well... major characters...
I’ll add a few zeroes to the maximum weight.
*Types in 8 more zeroes*
Still too fat
Those long fall boots must be really heavy.
She didn't specify whether *before* or *after* the actual value.
"You look great by the way, very healthy."
Glados teased Chell for being fat just because her computer brain only understand how most women hate being called fat
"Oh, she has a medical degree. In Fashion. From France!" Such a ridiculous line I love it. It's those lines that make me wonder how people come up with these clever lines.
3:00 has to be one of my favorite moments from this game.
me too
"Did you know what people with quilty consciences are more easily startled by loud noise-"
"🚆"
*"oh good, my slow clap processes have made it into this thing, so we have that..."*
*BECAUSE I'M A POTATO.*
Tom Ives *[clap] [clap]* good, that's still working.
@@rileyfreeman2875 "sorry about the mess. I really let the place go since you killed me. By the way thanks for that *SARCASM TEST COMPLETE* "
@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas "if I think too hard I'm going to fry this potato"
@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas yes
The lemon scene was SO CUTE
It's so adorable how much Glados remembers and loves Cave Johnson so much!!!
DaBomDiggityDemon Yeah, take the lemons!
"Burning people! He's saying what we're all thinking!!!"
I guess thats whatever thats lefy of his wife coming out there!
"I LIKE THIS GUY!"
Jack Shenston She’s actually married to science.
0:36
Karen: Is it possible to learn this power?
demand to see life manager
It says
@@Wisperycrazy8 we know
Just want people to know
6:43 "You're not just a regular moron. You were d e s i g n e d to be a moron." i love love looove this line and the delivery.
"I'll add a few 0's to the maximum weight"
Beep beep beep
"You look great by the way, very healthy"
holy shit
"You seem to have defeated its load-bearing capacity. Well done. I'll just lower the ceiling."
GLaDOS' lines were written by the same people who invent "yo mom" jokes.
Willy Bonka Shots Fired!!!!!
Uglyguy 25 who?
There were like 15 beeps XD
BIRD! BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!
It flew off... Good, for him.
Yeah yeah OH I LIKE GUY
BECAUSE I'M A POTATO
Just now I'm trying to imagine her as a tsundere... she's not too far from her after all, if it weren't for the fact she hates you.
...until the end?
Who would of known what I would of done if it stayed
It almost pecked out my Vitamin C
“How are you holding up? Because I’M A POTATO” that was the first line I ever heard from Glados and it made me want to play the game
GlaDOS: "You broke it, didn't you?"
Player: *Shakes camera no.*
Two of my favourite lines are missing:
"Look at you. Sailing through the air majestically. Like an eagle. Piloting a blimp."
"I went and spoke with the door mainframe. Let's just say he won't be... well, living anymore. Anyway, back to testing."
AIs always have problems with mainframes, that's how you make the infrastructure safe from AIs, everything should run in mainframes. except she sent her turrets
Schwatvogel
XD LOL
I like how everyone insult's chell's weight in this game
I dont get the second one
My favorite line from GlaDos was
"Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee"
Fun facts: Citrus oils are actually highly flammable.
Keith Pillsbury THROW IT! I SAID THROW IT NOW! NO! YOU DROPPED I- *boom*
@@beanie640 WAIT AN EXPLOSIVE LEMON IS A LEMONADE
lil alcoholic *ded*
@@beanie640 am a genius
I remember setting a lime on fire once
4:55 Cracked up when the player nodded up and down in reply XD
"Did you know that people with guilty consiquences are more easily startled by loud noises?"
**train horn**
Don't try, I don't feel guilty at all.
@@glados6107 That was a pretty creative way to insult the test subject.
Chell beats a test
Glados: your fat
Wheatley: your adopted
Glados: what's wrong with being adopted
Wheatley: uhhhh *your fat*
I think we have an admirer
m.czcams.com/video/-FdKPEA17m4/video.html
Justin Chen lel
you're
@@boblee1784 I knew there would be at least one grammar Nazi here. 😂
@@CallMeKylePlz Correcting one spelling error doesn't make someone a 'grammar nazi', annoying dumbass. They weren't even correcting you, so mind your own fucking business.
Still. What does she know? Oh wait. It says she has a medical degree. In fashion! From _France!_
I can’t believe she said that.
@@tyler_3183 france be the most fashion forward place on eart
Tyler_318 the joke is that the person claiming that Chell looks stupid in the jumpsuit (or that the jumpsuit looks stupid on Chell) can objectively claim that since she’s apparently got a Ph. D in fashion from one of the most fashion-forward countries in the world.
Granted, I don’t know how you go about obtaining a Ph. D in fashion, but for the sake of the roast I’ll roll with it.
@@KelKilimanjaro Almost. She specifically says it's an M.D.. A Ph. D. in fashion is theoretically possible in some way - perhaps in apparel design or some other designer art. An M.D. in fashion would be a Medical Doctorate, which implies a certain degree of medical certainty to the insult while also making the joke clearly ridiculous.
Tf2 spy female confirmed?
It’s just incredible how they manage to make robotic monotone yet emotional voice. You can understand what emotion she is feeling despite voice being almost unchanged. Well sometimes it’s changes a lot (like when she was a potato)
3:37 GLaDOS's best line, hands down
personally my favorite was "How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO"
neosaneo2 AHAHAH halarius GLaDOS
My favorite was the lemons.
sick420guy that sounded like an uncontrolable sexuality forcement scene
neosaneo2 My Favorite was the "I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club uh-huh" (6:11)
131Ender Lord131 i gotta agree with you
"How are you holding up? because *I'M A POTATO!*"
*slow clapping*
"If I think too hard, I'll fry this potato"
Those quotes weren’t even in order properly
Second one is in 3:37
Yummy fried GLaDOS
I dont get the joke
I don’t know why but when Glados tries to paradox-kill Wheatley is my favorite part of the whole game.
_Don’t think about it. Don’t think about it. Don’t think about it._
The way the player stopped moving when GLaDOS called Chell 'a horrible person' as if it were a direct attack😂😂
Valve at E3: We have a special surprise this year.
4:31
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GLaDOS: the most sarcastic machine ever made
Church has some words for you
@@germansarenotpeople4318 Capitalist blyat
And super SAVAGE!!! xD
Sarcasm self test complete.
*slow clap* good that's still working
"You are good at murder right? Could you please murder this AAHHH, bird please?"
One of my favorite lines in the game
6:19 made me laugh out loud, "you know, I'm not stupid." Taken out of context XD
"how are you holding up? because im a potato."
The internet in one sentence
Chara Jones
Chara Jones 2 sentences actually
can some1 pls explain what does dat mean and why is such a great quote??
btw: english in not my first language ... i think thats why i dont get
+k procd Vidal because it's so fucking random
Oh my God, you missed my favourite one.
"Remember turrets? They're those spherical things full of bullets.
No wait, that's you in five seconds."
I love when you destroy a turret in multiplayer
"You monster they were one of us, no, not really"
+cloud cuckoo lander
*[INSERT GLASSES HERE]*
Thug Life
+cloud cuckoo lander
that's you in five seconds
WTH does that mean? I'm gonna be a turret in five seconds?
+pineapple boss No, you're going to be full of bullets in five seconds
+Awsome2464 and spherical XD
My mom when she finds something broken: 1:23
“I hate you so much-“
NEXT SCENE!
"BirD. BIrD. BIRD. *It's evil."*
That used to be my ringtone a long time ago X'D
Glados was reacting to Twitter
That's an amazing ringtone. 😂
Time stamp, n o w (this is a joke lol, but I would like a timestamp)
@@indieandfinn6940 2:19
Ajla Omeragic Thank you, you are amazing
6:11 Ok, this joke is GOLDEN, then they top it off with the simple "ha ha." to bring it to perfection
ha ha
ha ha
ha ha
ha ha
ha ha
6:03 if you rubbed your cheek on one
It will be like standing outside with the sun shining on your face
*It will also set your hair on fire*
There is no other character that could ever make me laugh and feel so much affection, while she's insulting the hell outta me. I love GLaDOS so damn much lmao.
3:54
Here comes the test results..
You are a terrible person..
That's what it says, a horrible person.
We weren't even testing for that...
Mparker123wolf *horrible
That was one of my favorite ones.
Absolutely pointlessly cruel.
@@mementomori1639 my favorite is 5:15.
"Well done. Here come the test results: you are a horrible person. That's what it says: a horrible person. We weren't even testing for that." Gets me every single time.
my favourite one too
I mean she roasts Wheatley and it's amazing and he gets upset then pit
0:52
🔥💥 Ｃ Ｏ Ｍ Ｂ Ｕ Ｓ Ｔ Ｉ Ｂ Ｌ Ｅ Ｌ Ｅ Ｍ Ｏ Ｎ 💥🔥
6:39 I was waiting for the “I. AM NOT. A MORON!!!!”
AHH! BIRD! BIRD! *KILL IT!* *_IT’S EVIL!_*
It flew off... good... for him...
Why are you repeating what I said?
Took me 7 years to realize she was talking about Cheyl with that last line.
A Kelp Shake auhhhh
@@glados8663 For science
You idiot.
"... Burning people, he said what we're all thinking!"
Not me
@@minisoul01 what's wrong with you?
Right....
@@minisoul01 are you high?
Arson is fun!!!
2:04 a wild fat turret has appeared
GLaDOS is probably one of the best characters to ever exist
My favorite line (not in here for some reason) is when she tricks wheatley into saying something about the test and he gets shocked because of it and then she laughs about it and its great
Literally died from that exchange. It was indeed, worth it.
All we had to do was pull that lever.
What? No you had to AAARRGG!
Hehehe. I know we’re in a lot of trouble and probably about to die, but that was worth it.
@@Squid1562 ^ this.
My favorite moment is when GLADoS tries to trick wheatley with a paradox, but wheatley is literally too dumb too think about a a paradox so it just doesn't work.
It's made clear by policy - the computer isn't allowed to tell the tester the answer, or it's zapped.
GlaDOS tricked Wheatley to tell Chell the answer and so, shocked him.
BIRD! KILL IT! KILL IT! IT'S EVIL!!!!
Oh, it flew away. Good... for him.
Toju Tarpley No. I was just... mildly surprised to see him again. I don't get scared. Just mildly surprised.
Toju Tarpley It's not my fault he tried to eat me. I was just making loud noise to scare him off. If that didn't work, I would've gotten the test subject to kill him. She's almost as good at murder as me.
GLaDOS hey, what did you say at 1:51?
Miss Mayor I was giving the fast version of the test instructions. Slowed down, however, I said, "And methodically knocking peoples' hats off-then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can," if you had read the book, Moby Dick, you might've recognized the quote sooner.
"you look great, by the way.....very healthy"
why does this AI from a 9+ year old game have more personality than most protagonists today?
Lol I know right?
1:10 That is...*intensely* claustrophobic and terrifying.
"oh hi, so how are you holding up?"
_"because im a potato"_
**slow clap** "Oh good,my slow-clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that..."
Why is that line a mood tho XD
I actually have a shirt that has that Potato GlaDos saying that exact line. I love it.
@@creeprnsidelink1918
That's amazing. :D
BECAUSE IM A POTATO
i love how petty she is
+Maliq Wright sorry but you can write what she says in the end? my English isn't so good...
good bye sir
Michael Jones before that
Marina Morena your not just a moron, your designed to be a moron
Michael Jones thank you! :DD
I like how they added a room you can pause in while cave johnson is giving his lemon speech, and explaining important plot. I've noticed nearly everyone who plays the game stops in the sideroom. even if it's not a particularly plot-important room, it's a great way to let players naturally halt during exposition. That's a good bit of game design.
Over ten years later and this shit is still funny as hell
"Did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois--"
[HALF-LIFE 2 TRAIN WHISTLE]
"I'm sorry. I don't know why that went off..."
That one had me on the floor the first time I heard it.
Portal 2 is one of the funniest games I've ever played.
+TheRealPearl amen
the Sententious Vaunter it was the combine. Half life 3 confirmed
then you are a horrible person
the Sententious Vaunter ii
"Hm. This plate must not be calibrated to someone of your generous...ness."
brb dead
TheSkySigma what's that other thing saying in that scene?
Gilbert Sciarretta “I’ll add a few zeros to the maximum weight... you look great by the way.. very healthy.”
Why are you repeating what I said?
@@glados8663 Hey Glados! Paradox time! THIS! SENTENCE! IS! *FALSE!*
I wish I had combustible lemons right about now
“We weren’t even testing for that”
I love glados so much.
"Federal regulations require me to warn you that this next test chamber... is looking pretty good"
One of my favorites.
"if I think too hard, I'm going to fry this potato"
-a potato, 2011
2020
I think Chell ate that potato, I can't find it anywhere
@@glados6107 Have you considered that you are the potato?
@@glados6107 have you finished working on that combustionable lemon?
"Oh wait, it says here she has a medical degree. In fashion! IN FRANCE!!!"
I was only stating what it said
@@glados6107 you edited that chicks file, didn't you?
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"Oh, how are you holding up? Because I'm a POTATO."
The loving tone in one of GLaDOS' 'Yeah!" lines during Cave's monologue, makes you wonder how Caroline behaved during that monologue...
"so how are you holding up?"
"Because I'm a *p o t a t o* c:"
* >:(
This is actually relatable damn
@@jemimahrajakumar7770 what
You've had your Pickle Rick,
Now prepare for...
POTATO GLADOS!!!!!!
It's been so many years, and this quote still makes into my head on a regular basis. I love this game so much.
"Did you guess sharks? Because that's wrong. The correct answer is nobody. Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel."
I forgot how absolutely perfect the writing and voice acting for GlaDOS was
Glados is literally the best character in any videogame ever.
Alarak from Starcraft might be a close second
what do you mean her "best" moments? all of her moments are her best.
I think you mean: "She's the best."
@@bluethunderbolt9631 Yes, GLaDOS the best.
GLaDOS best waifu
@@Adr3n0chr0m3 why are you guys praising me?
@@glados6107 It's because you're a very interesting character
-nobody tell her the real reason-
Portal 2
Portal Two
POrTAl TwO
PO TA TO
Potato.
OMG
I never thought of it like that
*POTATO*
Smart
Sm a rt
Smt ar
Star
Star d. O
Stardew
IwI
Dear god . . .
i love portal clips without commentary because something about hearing GLaDOS ramble about something passive-aggressively while the player is just closely inspecting a random detail of the room is hilarious to me
I feel like every GLaDOS quote you can take out of context and send to someone you hate.
The past president of the “Being Alive” Club.
haha
*past
Gamer Wolf
I didn’t notice that, thank you.
Woah, as I read this, it was on my video
I feel like this is her most underrated line. Her self-aware "haha" is pure gold.
Jokes on her cause I’m *STILL ALIVE*
I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!
"No! Keep the lemons!"
The Pantaloon Named Zoey Hunt it sounds like Stan from gravity falls
Mparker123wolf Ikr! XD
It sound like him because they are both voiced by the same person.
The Pantaloon Named Zoey Hunt I found a plush lemon grenade at a comic con once. If you squeezed it, it would spout the infamous “life gives you lemons” speech.
eduardo Soares Stan was voiced by Alex Hirsch. Ford was the one who shared the same voice actor as Cave Johnson and J.K. Simmons.
Best of Wheatley 4:18
GLaDOS: “oh..it’s you..” Wheatley: “You know her!?”
I honestly expected Cave Johnson to say "Now bring me pictures of Spider-man!" at the end of his insane speech about life and lemons. XD
They're the same voice actors i think
EX DEE
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KaoKraft j.k. Simmons
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She once defend you and says " look at her, she is not fat"
But she calls you heavy
The reasons behind that are twofold. One, GladOs is programmed to bully test subjects in order to test them under stress. Algorithmically, body shaming is highly effective on women.
Two, in her regular body, GladOs uses a fisheye type of lense to see. This makes Chell actuallt look fat in GladOs's "eye."
GladOs defending Chell when Wheatly called her fat is because the power dynamic has changed, Caroline is manifesting more strongly in the programming because GladOs is no longer connected to the corrupting influence of the mainframe, and she's also seeing Chell through a different set if eyes.
@@coyoteannabis1192 omg love that!
@@coyoteannabis1192 Explain why the AFP broke then
@@tydshiin5783 but muscles weigh more so she could be saying she's very muscular which was obviously meant as a complement ( ha ha I have beaten your downer logic, she always loved chell even if she did try to kill her once or twice but that's just what you do with test subjects)
With how quick glados got hyped about Cave Johnson’s lemon rant I like to think Caroline has always been on board with his idea of burning down houses and exploding things with lemons
Am i the only one who is imagining Cyn voicing all of these quotes because the voice oddly fits? (yes the cute zombie drone who destroyed everything in murder drones)
The voice fits because Cyn is based off of GLaDOS lol
For some reason until i watched this i didn't realize that EVERY single one of her dialogues is somehow shaming Chell XD
"Hey, remember those spherical things full of bullets, oh wait, *that's you in 5 seconds* "
Lol true
"Or else I'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club. HA HA HA" I just played and made a video on chapter 5, so the dialogue of GlaDOS in that part is in my mind.
introducing: Amazon glados!
Some of them shame Wheatley instead.
"Alright, he's not even trying to be subtle anymore. Or maybe he still is, in which case, wow, that's kind of sad."
Neo2266 well, as potatOS doesn't do it so much (replies to Johnson and lines like
"The scientists were always hanging cores on me to regulate my behavior. I've heard voices all my life. But now I hear the voice of a conscience, and it's terrifying, because for the first time it's my voice.", as she can't as explained at the beginning) as well as at the end she is just sincere and gets rid of Chell.
3:47 you can literally hear the smile she has on her face saying this line
Mhm! c:
I was, oh I was.
@@glados6107 hey lol
GLaDOS guilttripping you after you killed her, because she tried to kill you is my favourite thing ever
Glados has such good character development in this game I’m in love with it
1:48 I slowed it down, it’s something about “methodically knocking hats off of people”.
TheAdvertisement IIRC it’s an excerpt from Moby Dick.
Playing it at 0.25 speed on CZcams
It's a quote, I forgot from where
Same
Mzpro yep
"did you know that people with guilty consciences are more easily startled by loud nois-"
**HOOOOOOONK**
littlelamp100 i'm sorry. I don't know why that went off. anyway, just another interesting science fact.
DAA!!
DONT SCARE ME LIKE THAT!!!
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someone didnt startled?
Spoiler: we all know why that went off.
ive always imagined chell as just stoically going through the game with basically a blank/completely serene expression the entire time and just not reacting to anything and honestly the 'you didnt react at the time, so i was afraid it sailed over your head' just sort of proves it
4:03
This hurts because it's true ;.;
You think Chell's fat too?