DSP Wants To Stop Dressing Like A Clown For Money. But Still Give Me The $150 Per Stream
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The chargebacks for not cosplaying must have went through
nothing he could do dood!
he did everything correct!
God I hope so because he was so smug about it
Gone Forever
I was just about to make that comment lol.
Especially that $85 one where he blatantly stated he wouldn't honor the reward nor refund the tip.
Phil's over here acting like he didn't almost have a panic attack when the vest streak finally ended.
Probably my all time favorite clip.
all time clip indeed. matter of fact: may need to rewatch it
“Instead of doing the bare minimum for you giving me your money, how about I do nothing and you just give me all your money. Sounds good?”
Sounds good to me!
Fair enough 😂😂😂
i bought something... i mean someone donated it.. can't keep his lies straight
got em! again!
He also wrote himself another message: "Your office decorations have grown in number over the years, greatly improving the aesthetics..." Sure Phil. Suuuure
It probably was a donation. Phil hasn't anything for the streams which doesn't purely satisfy his wants for years.
@@jeffoff7795 yeah 42 year old put sheets over some boxes put mega man on it. So cutting edge 16 year process
Second time he had to "take that back, it was donated" Once was a mistake, but twice, thats a slip..
Slipped about buying the mini pc too
we all know he has to exaggerate how many fans he has 😂 manually enterting tips on his money counter is all made up half the time also, while there is 90 different automated ways to do that, for a lazy streamer why wouldnt he use that...
Guys don't you get it ... he over promising and severely under delivering!!
He wrote this message to himself as a lame attempt to redo the vest streak 😂
Cuz it was a dent suggestion yet he's already got an answer to the "it's too small in the background" message saying how he'll play with it and do a segment (despite clowning ltg for being a old dude playing with toys) and saying he was already doing away with the dress up
Phil always seems to get messages from people who sounds exactly like him
This man has nothing to offer to society.
You are correct. Dood offers nothing, contributes nothing of value to society as a whole, only takes. Then to twist the knife, he isn't even thankful for what he takes/receives. Dood is one of the worst specimems humanity has to offer.
😂😂😂😂😂 dsp is that you?
It's bad when he's so gd damn stupid that you can't even learn from his mistakes. 😂
Phil’s long term goal: “Just send your bank details right to me. I’m not going to even stream. This will be so much fun.”
He kind of tried that in November when he was sick, ya know with the Wuhan corona-con 2020, when he laid in bed but turned on the stream just incase people wanted to support. Thankfully the dents aren't that far gone and nobody sent him anything or that would be a weekly event.
except that phil doesnt have long term goals. anything even three days in advance is too far for dave
That's an awful lot of words for him to say he wants to give less and get more.
Exactly! Nice.
Phil is so mad that nobody except a handful of dents like him for his personality so he still has to resort to dressing like a clown for money 😂
He doesn't want to play games and he doesn't want to dress up. The dents have mistakenly been permitted to believe they deserve something for the money they charitably donate to this charity case. Phil must rightfully and properly correct this error on the part of the dents. Their duty is to give him money, and get nothing in return. Attendance to the streams is mandatory, and the tithe of monies to Philly is not negotiable.
Exactly what I was thinking
Oh God, 'The Vest' origin story. How many times has he told that?
bro, at least once a month
right?
right?
riiiiight?
all right?
Not as much as the helicopter company that unjustly laid him off 🚁
@@dertythegrower correct ??? 😂
Did you know how he has been doing this for 16 years? Well, at first he was.....
Just a reminder that he used to have goals for spinning in his chair and even to place a roll of toilet paper on his head.
More strong DSP lore references. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ for you as well.
Oooh don’t forget eating skittles
Not to mention eating candies that taste bad...
It's WOLVERINE TIME. WOLVERIINE WOLVERIIINE WOLVERIIIIINE
I can't believe he takes himself seriously but still thinks this is acceptable behaviour for a 42 year old man.
That’s what he says to Khet on Thursday nights just before she shoves it up his ars……….
Remember. He isn't a childrens entertainer or one of those "quirky" CZcamsrs.
Dave has realized that if he says "i'll do this when we hit 50" and doesn't do it .. VISA (yes I asked) will give you your refund as there was a verbal contract that if you did that donation he would execute the clown action, no clown action .. easy refund ... Hope you love all those refunds Dave! 🤣🤣
Strong research and info dump. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ for you.
Next step. No more game play and he just stares at chat, bans people for speaking any kind of criticism and talking how contributions are low
Next step? Are we not there already?
@@punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693 nah cause he still plays video games for now.
😂 He’s incredible 😂
“I still want to keep the goals! Just not the rewards!” 😂
He must think his debts are truly brain dead
Oh he absolutely does think his dents are brain dead. Everything he says about people that watch detractor content is ack-tually what he thinks about his viewers. I would bet an amount of money that mattered to me on that.
they are
Ok payment will be in argentine memberships
In before Doody says that's Phil's favorite shirt cuz it's got a pic of Kat prancing to the Golden Corral buffet 😂😂😂
Guess Philbert got that chargeback for the 85 since he didn't wear his attire as Philbert advertised... time to change the narrative 😂😂😂😂😂 Philbert just a reason to be more lazy 😂😂😂😂
You heard it here folks. If you tell him something he's doing is boring, then YOU need to figure out what he needs to do to make it better, not the other way around.
No matter how many times I see him do shit like that, it still blows my mind. This dood....
Remember when he considered charging $20 to change the stupid light color? Oh and he still owes the dents like 3 skittles
That some strong DSP lore references. ⭐⭐⭐⭐ for you.
You called it Doody.
phil- " Whaat am I missing... ?",
Doody- " Missing your bubbles mate! ".
🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
This guy is wild lol 150 for a grown man to say its wolverine time
A steal of a bargain, really.
Best I can do is $1.50 in Argentinian memberships. Once.
The other day he said “You understand what I’m trying to sell- say to you right now?”
I didn't realize how prophetic it would be when I released "Put On the Fucking Vest"
You called it, my dude. Great song as well.
We need a sequel now
Wow. 9:39 he flat out said he wants to keep the goals but wants to do away with the rewards. Everything for REE, nothing for THEE, huh Phil?
Jesus Christ Phil, just when I think you can’t be anymore cringe you give us “it’s Wolverine time, wolverine, Wolverine”. He is truly the most regarded streamer ever with the most regarded viewers
Phil's (lack of) logic: Hey guys, how about I give you EVEN LESS value for your contributions? Sound good?
Don't you know that Phil has told everyone that his dents don't view support as "transactional"? They just give him money because they like him, his content, and want to see it continue. As if it would ever stop.
And btw Kat agrees.
Every time this bastard says "riiiight"
All I hear is Arnold schwarzenegger from the movie " commando" saying ... WRONG!!
Damn! That's good! Now I'm gonna hear that too 😂. Very strong reference!
Let off some steam Phil
That's really a great idea, if we hit the $150 tips goal It's Wolverine Time....this Manchild Seriously is On a whole different level. Sorry Phil, you can't have your cake and eat it too. No one is just going to give some selfish narcissistic manchild money for absolutely nothing. The sheer Audacity of this guy lol
Bullseye, real talk
Riiight? right
While I agree with the spirit of your comment, aren't the dents already giving this disgraceful dood money for nothing every day?
Thought pigs in blankets was a Christmas gimmick instead he turned it into Christmas twice a day for months
pigs in blankets 😂 gold
riiiiiiiiightttttt?
So he wants to get rid of the 1 gimmick he is known for because it’s too much effort like everything else he does. Do less get paid more, because gout brain
Officially DSP's MO..... for some time now too.
I loved him explaining what a vest is and lying about the cloud wig again. So funny.
4 years ago he was reminiscing about his old days or content creation. 4 years later he's doing the exact same thing. What a fountain of ideas and ingenuity this man truly is.
Agree fully. But his content is totally different compared to back then with tons of fresh ideas.
Every second of his life is just 'Back in the day'.
I played my very first EVER VS match in SF6 today as Chun-Li. To my surprise, I WON!! 😅 So proud of myself considering this is my 3rd day playing a fighting game in my life
Big ups to u. Would've been more robust if you had beaten Phil.
@@punksnotdeaditsconservativ1693
Thanks! And oh i wish. It was a random Battle Hub match bc I was just poking around and ended up in a match LOL
Maybe one day i’ll beat Phil. 😂
He’d cry a bloody river bc im a modern control player
Did you put on a vest?
@@soHatey I'm a sane, mature adult. I don't play silly dress-up
He needs a Wolverine CosPlay costume
I mean at least he had a reason to make himself look like a fool by dressing up…now he’s just a fool 😂
The desperation is palpable.
What a lunatic 😂
"This shirt has a loose button. I hope it doesn't keep doing that." Sigh. No Piggy, it will miraculously sew itself and won't pop open again.
Isn't that his cross dressing ken wig from the Halloween costume he bought 🤣🤣🤣 not fan donated
How about he just eliminate the goals all together and just be appreciative of whatever support he receives?
Give me REE money! Or ill complain!! And when you do i'll still complain!!!! Money money money for hoagies 🍥🐽🍥
So 10 years ago he was sitting around streaming and reminiscing about the old days of being a content creator on CZcams? Doesn't he say his content is totally different today? I swear he did that shit the other day.
One big segway onto phasing out something he thinks makes him look stupud…the money aspect stays tho of course lol
I can put on the rewards whenever i want now = i will never wear these stupid vests again
And if you ask me, the goals making him look like the greedy pig dood is look worse than him playing dress up. Imo of course.
I'm all for him not dressing like clown but dsp shouldn't expect the dents to give him money for nothing also......remember he made over 20k during the vest streak but as you can see it wasn't enough
It’s never enough for the Pigroach
Dress up like Astolfo, like I did.
I made bank.
Femboy Phil arc, gimme.
1:25 already this far and he has to retell the vest story again?!?! its over phil grow up dude
He does so little in his life, all he can do is recycle the same stories over and over 🤣
Over the last 5 years it's the vest streak, Fat Kat, scam cat, and the interview. That's literally the only things that have happened in his life
I'm surprised he didn't throw in how the vest was a symbol of his perseverance and being the underdog everyone was rooting for etc.
I bet Phil wrote that himself 😂🤣
No, what happened with the marathons was Phil was never hitting the goal and he felt he was missing out on marathon money, so he just started doing them monthly or every other month. Definitely not the DSP revised version of history. This freaking dood acts like his antics aren't online for everyone to go back and see. That's what talking to a camera and stream chat as your interactions everyday will do to a person.
"ITS WoLVErInE TIME!!! WOLVERINE WOLVERINE!!!!"
This man baby is shameless.
Sounds like that’s worth $150 to me!
Yeah this stuff isn’t donated.
"It's funny to see a streamer eat a rotten skittle. We're not going to do that."
YOU TOTALLY DID THAT. ZOMBIE SKITTLES. REMEMBER?
It's wolverine time was one of the saddest things I've ever heard. Phil trying to fake happiness.
Sounds like desperation Philbert.
Sounds like typical DSP. You just give him money and get nothing in return an like it.
I like to think Phil finally realized exactly why his fans liked the bubbles and he was majorly disturbed by it.
What you mean he's finally realised that he just streams for a bunch of literal regards?
His laptop settings were stressful to him? Then the cherry on top, just like our boy Doody said in the title, he wants to get rid of the rewards, but NOT the GOALS. We'll, that would be in line with everything else DSP related, where you give him money and neither get nor expect ANYTHING in return. Really great way to say thanks to your viewers Phil, don't even lube it up and just ram it in there.
Here's Phil's future
50% of stream spent begging for goals
50% of stream telling dents whats available for display, running a poll, then digging said item out of closet and deciding where to put it.
When will you find time to gamer grift Phil 😂😂😂😂
So 30% less begging, it's currently 80 begging, 10 games, 10 pretending to pee to get beg emails and some pulls
He needs to ditch the polls and use use a spinning wheel. It's quick and simple.
"I'm really failing this morning." Doesn't he mean every morning? Lol
7:54 there is no way he presented that and thought it was a good idea lmao
I'm not sure if he ack-tually thought it was a good idea, but playing a simple animation that someone else created for him as a "tier reward" is definitely lazy enough for Phil to implement.
what a stupid goal. this is crazy. even for phil what the heck kind of boring pointless kind of idea. how about you do nothing, stop asking people for money and be interesting enough to get people to want to donate.
Thin ice
He dresses like someone who is never around anyone to tell him his shirts are way too small
But it's one of his favorites! He loves the design!
Rotten Skittles 🤨 WTF Phyllis 😆😅🤣
He’s always getting emails or comments that says some shit with no proof lmaaaaoooo now everybody is tired of you dressing up and they’d much rather watch you play with a Wolverine action figure right Phil? Riiight?
"I dont want to have to stop the stream to do something" "We can stop the stream for 5 or 10 seconds and have a little animation and dance!"
His wardrobe looks like he bought a fire sale at a bankrupt surf shop
I hope the dents revolt over this.
"If you don't know what's better, don't say to change it"
This is wild coming from the guy who whines about rollback netcode on a weekly basis but when asked what should replace it, he has zero clue.
Lol pretty sure I don't need to know what's better than "Eating Shit" to suggest to him not to make his viewers do.
"I'll get an animation of wolverine dancing" read as "I will have a dent work for free"
New month in Champions, time to up the begging. Bet he drops 2k+ this week if he can afford it
“ Innocent fun “ 😂
Funny how that “comment” he got sounds and is worded exactly like how Phil talks 🧐🤔
If he would make a shirt with phails face during the incident and charge 300 for the goal. He'd hit it every day every stream
I totally get it.
I would love to do nothing at my job and still get paid.
“Wolverine Wolverine” LOL 😆 very mature
😂😂he slipped up and forgot he lied about someone donating the wig when he bought it himself off Amazon.
If only the gunner glasses goal was Cobain style
This guys talking about about a loose button and his guts sticking out we all remember the Ryu cosplay you had love handles for days
good audience is full of mature adults tho
this idea was proposed by an infiltrated detractor i have no other explanation
Maybe Kat can come in and do a little dance or Phil could put on some clown makeup instead?
Didn’t he hit the 150 dollar tip goal on some street fighter streams not too long ago and he didn’t commit to the vest goal?
Yep. And the tipper threatened a charge back. I bet he got it, and is saving his ass so he doesn't have to do the work.
“If you don’t know what’s better then don’t say to change it” piggy cant even come up with his own ideas
I get wanting the vest, bubbles, hats/wigs, etc because it makes him look like a loser, but I imagine the dents like it because they are like children mentally. Although the smarter dents are siding with Phil not wearing it to protect his dignity now.
riiiiiighttt
guys riiiiight?
guys.... right... all right?
😂 Nice.
Sound good?! *Snort
Still playing House with the Dents. Seems about Right ✌️
I think hes also trying to weasel out of "tip goals" maybe to combat chargebacks from the recent chargeback saga? not sure tho, maybe he is just tired of being a clown, only took him 42 years.
This is him responding to "detractor" comments.
He's been on detractor videos and seen what people have said and is now addressing and adjusting so he can say "See? I've changed"
He definitely got charged those 86$ back 🤣🤣🤣
So tip goals but scrap all rewards. Will that save the business?
Ever want to see someone say so much without saying anything at all? Good lord. Phil, it’s your damn stream. It’s your job to create an environment that keeps you financially viable. Why the hell are you asking the dents what they want to see when you know damn well you’re not going to listen to them anyway? If you can’t come up with a better gimmick and you acknowledge that daily tips goals aren’t panning out anymore, maybe do a more meaningful monthly goal like a giveaway? But that would require a slight bit of thought and effort, and that won’t happen.
4:20 I bought something!
its WE are hitting the goal... but he does not do it for money next sentence? bragging he ebegs to wear a hat.... dunce level begging
Ohh the Wolwerine celebration was cringe. 😱
celebratory bubble blow
Im sure if phill had it his way, hed send his biggest paypigs each a spoon for hitting his newley revised $250 stream goal. Plastic ones of course, he cant afford that fancy wood or silver shit.
4:40 and then 7:54. Took 3 minutes to completely contradict himself.
Also why can't he wear glasses or hats when he wants to? Cuz its a goal? bro you can wear a cloud strife wig that you didn't even buy on release day without hitting a goal, I thought you weren't in this for the money??
Edit: 9:17 Its not that I'm getting rid of the goals for you to give me money, I'm just not going to do anything in return if we meet those goals. 10:02 we already did this, I took away goals for a special event for viewers and just started doing them anyway and people liked it. Does this man's brain work?
His greatest hey fuckers pay me hint hint
This dude literally is charging for show and tell.
Dance monkey, dance for your dollar