Orthopedics vs Anesthesia

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  • čas přidán 19. 07. 2010
  • This work is fictional and any resemblance to reality is completely coincidental.
    By slowK
  • Komedie

Komentáře • 198

  • @KiraAkaike
    @KiraAkaike Před 5 lety +317

    'The fracture belongs to a bone.'
    I have ascended.

  • @volleyballguy79
    @volleyballguy79 Před 14 lety +253

    Laughed so hard I almost cried "a condition I have never heard of before - asystole" "there will be minimal blood loss"

  • @DaystarHiker
    @DaystarHiker Před 2 lety +23

    'I'm very skilled with hammers and power drills'

  • @carolmelancon
    @carolmelancon Před 7 lety +279

    Unless you work in the OR, you have no idea how close to reality this is. It's almost not funny, it's so true.

    • @antj2k1
      @antj2k1 Před 4 lety +1

      Not anywhere near close from what I’ve seen, but funny though

    • @whitneywhitlow8801
      @whitneywhitlow8801 Před 3 lety +2

      Very accurate!

  • @KaptainKrandall
    @KaptainKrandall Před 11 lety +74

    "If you break your hand, I will fix it for you"

  • @KoyasuNoBara
    @KoyasuNoBara Před 9 lety +314

    1:43 I'm pretty sure text-to-speech programs can't do emotion, but I swear I hear exasperated disbelief in her tone of voice when she says "asystole."

  • @oliviaabaldwin878
    @oliviaabaldwin878 Před 7 lety +65

    The look on her face after he says asystole is priceless!

  • @vkkim
    @vkkim Před 8 lety +137

    "completely coincidental" ...lol.
    "there will be minimal blood loss" is probably my favorite line ever

  • @williammorris584
    @williammorris584 Před 4 měsíci +9

    Looong ago I used to see ortho residents come with the attending into the cardiovascular recovery/ICU to see consults. It was always a pleasure for the nurses; all ortho residents in those days were guys about 6’1”, fit, had a tan, played tight end in high school and made an A in shop.
    One day I saw my first female ortho resident in with another ortho resident I knew. I went over to speak to him and was introduced. She was a tall, pleasant looking woman, very fair and almost white blonde. She extended a surprisingly sinewy forearm and gave me an impressive handshake.
    “I’m a farm girl from Wisconsin” she said in answer to the unasked question.
    The paradigm of the ortho stereotype was maintained, albeit slightly altered.

  • @chevychic62
    @chevychic62 Před 14 lety +51

    Worked with an orthopod the other day who looked me in the eye, over the drape during a case, and said, "there is a fracture, i need to fix it" with identical inflection. too funny...

  • @habubble
    @habubble Před 7 lety +57

    LOL "there will be minimal blood loss"

  • @pumpkinpjays
    @pumpkinpjays Před 14 lety +45

    This is the hardest I have laughed in a loooong time. This is also the reason the favorite nurses and doctors in your life need a stiff drink and/or a good kickboxing session after their shift. LOVE THIS!

  • @hpflyboi
    @hpflyboi Před 14 lety +13

    We just heard this in the OR this morning and just could not stop laughing!!

  • @shaggyork19
    @shaggyork19 Před 10 lety +67

    as an orthopaedic scrub practitioner i can relate to this and i still find this lol funny

  • @famousXstranger
    @famousXstranger Před 14 lety +8

    funny on BOTH sides of the conversation! LOL...how many times have we heard THIS convo in the O.R. Love it!!!

  • @julieshrink
    @julieshrink Před 12 lety +14

    This video has become a meme in my department at the hospital...

  • @glenkap
    @glenkap Před 14 lety +22

    I have been a surgical tech for 14 years. This IS a typical conversation between Otho and anesthesia. LOL!!

  • @tansmith1606
    @tansmith1606 Před 14 lety +10

    I love this video! It is so true. We had it playing in the OR for the staff and everybody thought it was fantastic!

  • @sunnyboy288
    @sunnyboy288 Před 13 lety +10

    i dont think orthopedicians take this personally.. this is just a freaking hillarious conversation.. humor at its best... one who wrote this conversation really deserves accolades.. amazing.. i was able to write this comment only after 10 minutes of non stop laughter and tears

  • @daveintheblackhills282
    @daveintheblackhills282 Před 6 lety +69

    Anesthesia has a hard job, keeping the patient alive despite what the surgeon does.

  • @feebeedoc78
    @feebeedoc78 Před 4 lety +3

    This never gets old.

  • @westendsport
    @westendsport Před 13 lety +1

    Hilarious! I love these. I also like the one called "The host and the PM#5". So funny!

  • @laurenleefitz
    @laurenleefitz Před 14 lety +5

    OMG!!! This is SO RIGHT ON!!! Still laughing my a** off!! LOVE IT!

  • @THE_QUICKKING
    @THE_QUICKKING Před 9 lety +13

    for the time that they pause it's like there like "BRUH"

  • @ToughAqua777
    @ToughAqua777 Před 5 lety +5

    Literally just found this and I can't even

  • @avam.212
    @avam.212 Před 5 lety +10

    Interviewer: Why do you want to go to medical school?
    Me: ...Xtranormal Videos

  • @LMH996
    @LMH996 Před 10 lety +5

    Just watched this again!

  • @1globalmedic
    @1globalmedic Před 12 lety +8

    The patient is fasted.. that is gud lolol

  • @AF-ry5oe
    @AF-ry5oe Před 10 lety +13

    I haven't watched this for a while but it just gets funnier each time I see it!

  • @oncnurse5
    @oncnurse5 Před 14 lety +2

    ABSO-BLOODY-LUTELY HILARIOUS!!!!

  • @marvingroves8456
    @marvingroves8456 Před 6 lety

    Why am I just seeing this?
    Too good...

  • @joystickj
    @joystickj Před 14 lety

    That is truly hillarious. Very nice!

  • @NaKMgCa
    @NaKMgCa Před 5 lety +1

    This is sooo cute🤩😘😘😘😘
    I just became die hard fan of that Anesthetist😍😉🤭

  • @RandiBagley1969
    @RandiBagley1969 Před 10 lety +1

    I love this!!!

  • @borist1000
    @borist1000 Před 14 lety +4

    Liquid molten gold running down the stairs towards ortho theatres. Also reminds me of many referrals from the Emergency Dept to Medical Registrars.

  • @megabigblur
    @megabigblur Před 13 lety +16

    ROFL...I'm not a doctor but I know a person with a temperature of 29C is probably dead!

  • @MrSigepboy
    @MrSigepboy Před 13 lety

    Never gets old....So true

  • @EnYgMaOmEgA
    @EnYgMaOmEgA Před 14 lety

    This is the best ever

  • @lstadelman
    @lstadelman Před 9 lety +1

    this sounds like my heating and cooling scenario! LOL!

  • @snobahr
    @snobahr Před 14 lety

    I loved it!

  • @supraguido
    @supraguido Před 14 lety

    I love this!!!!!

  • @bumblebeenush
    @bumblebeenush Před 14 lety

    Best...video...ever!

  • @CIMGJS
    @CIMGJS Před 13 lety +1

    What a hoot! They make asystole sound like an Italian pastry!

  • @Ethanol57
    @Ethanol57 Před 14 lety +2

    How true, and I am in the business, if a surgeon does not get his way, he reacts like a spoiled two year old!!! I love watching the show!!!

  • @MrScoutSpartan
    @MrScoutSpartan Před 12 lety +4

    I love how this Is EXACTLY how they act! xD

  • @tallergeese
    @tallergeese Před 13 lety

    Oh God. Sent this straight to my brother in med school. I had to look up what a "regstrar" was though, haha. I don't think we use that term in a hospital context in the US.

  • @613machine
    @613machine Před 10 lety +1

    This is really funny.

  • @robtayoung
    @robtayoung Před 3 lety

    Sublime.

  • @HeatherLazz
    @HeatherLazz Před 11 lety +5

    I am I pre admit nurse. I bridge these worlds every day.

  • @bhappyxxy
    @bhappyxxy Před 14 lety +3

    hahaha "If you break your hand, I will fix it."
    orthopedics surgeons :-)

  • @toddwilson4105
    @toddwilson4105 Před rokem

    In Orthopedics did my surgery today and the anesthesiologist told me about videos like this he's an awesome dude and it was from Central Maine Medical Center CMC Lewiston Maine awesome

  • @mambo19911
    @mambo19911 Před rokem +2

    2023 and still on top 😂

  • @bendybodiespodcast
    @bendybodiespodcast Před rokem

    Omg so spot on!!! 😂😂😂

  • @wwlloodd
    @wwlloodd Před 14 lety +1

    Only the country changes... Here in Brazil it´s the same!! Hilarious!!! Congrats!!

  • @terryhaines8351
    @terryhaines8351 Před 4 lety

    For some reason, this video repeated the "real doctor vs veterinarian" audio

  • @Liuhuayue
    @Liuhuayue Před 5 lety

    On the bright side, the anesthesiologist had no liability for this case.

  • @dlbrewer18
    @dlbrewer18 Před 14 lety +1

    we listed to this the other day while fixing a fracture of a femur, this video is right on! We here these excuses all the time betwen surgeons and anesthesiA!!!!!!

  • @sasmaster576
    @sasmaster576 Před 12 lety +2

    if the Orthopaedic surgeon was in wizard of oz, he would be singing " If Only I Had a Brain " lol

  • @EnricoS1981
    @EnricoS1981 Před 14 lety

    Epic :)

  • @chichi19570
    @chichi19570 Před 14 lety

    this is freakin" hilarious

  • @sweetmay73
    @sweetmay73 Před 13 lety +5

    i need to fix the fracture.
    please go away.

  • @chocolat917
    @chocolat917 Před 13 lety +1

    I have no idea what all of those medical terms mean and I don't feel like looking them up... but the script is well written and their gestures and mannerisms are hilarious!

  • @iandhr1
    @iandhr1 Před 11 lety +2

    Hi have a friend who is a orthopedic surgeon who sent this to me. He thinks its hilarious.

  • @najnarirs
    @najnarirs Před 5 lety +2

    The ED has fractured

  • @mjgillespie
    @mjgillespie Před 14 lety +1

    She is fasted. That is good.

  • @ha04389
    @ha04389 Před 11 lety

    glorious

  • @ShahadQu
    @ShahadQu Před 3 měsíci

    I need to mention Dr. glauco ASAP to prepare a sketch 😭😭

  • @seimaow
    @seimaow Před 14 lety

    this is hilarious!!!!

  • @DutyFirst
    @DutyFirst Před 12 lety +1

    I don't understand shit about medicine but I loled hardout!

  • @drfortheorlingas
    @drfortheorlingas Před 12 lety +2

    hahahahahahahaha just had a similar problem in the OR right now!!

  • @mstrammd
    @mstrammd Před 14 lety +1

    Laughed my ass off! Just like the real world.

  • @EugenedeSavoy
    @EugenedeSavoy Před 11 lety

    I have that every day...

  • @kiwibooth
    @kiwibooth Před 14 lety

    This is so funny and so true

  • @DreamingIce
    @DreamingIce Před 14 lety

    currently amusing my entire year in vet science. :D

  • @NotTatiFernandez
    @NotTatiFernandez Před 14 lety

    OMG this is like real life

  • @moah2775
    @moah2775 Před měsícem +1

    سلام للرجالة اللي جاية من حلوان😂😂🙋🏼‍♂️🙋🏼‍♂️

  • @drarvindr
    @drarvindr Před 11 lety

    hilarious , and sooo true

  • @MaskedManMikeMD
    @MaskedManMikeMD Před 7 lety +5

    the orthopedic surgeon I'm following told me about this. I now get why they kept laughing about "He has a systole."

    • @TonyTarantula
      @TonyTarantula Před 5 lety +3

      Asystole (bad) is what they were referring to, not a systole (normal).

  • @pelaexful
    @pelaexful Před 13 lety +1

    Me parto de risa. Tal cual. Yo soy traumatólogo, arreglo fracturas, y también soy bueno con martillos y taladros. Y cuand el anestesista o el internista vienen con su abuela con la cadera rota, rezan para que sea muy bueno con el taladro y para que les fije la fractura lo antes posible. El pH..¿es lo que miro en la piscina...?¿Es lo que mira el internista durante un mes hasta que su paciente la palma...?

  • @BarcaNo9
    @BarcaNo9 Před 13 lety

    I swear whenever he says 'There is a fracture' he sounds like Wolowitz from Big Bang

  • @havnagandr
    @havnagandr Před 14 lety

    The only thing missing is the orthopaedic definition of the heart.................
    A pump for Keflin

  • @09EvoX
    @09EvoX Před 4 lety +2

    The temp of 29 was a giveaway! :D

  • @hellochildren69
    @hellochildren69 Před 11 měsíci

    All I am going to say is that Nurse Anesthesiologists know not to ask me so many nonOrthopedic questions

  • @rednekhuntr1
    @rednekhuntr1 Před 14 lety

    ROFLMAO!!!! I love this...there will be minimal bleeding....hahahaha!!!!!!!

  • @MedEwok
    @MedEwok Před 2 měsíci

    I'm a German anaesthesiologist and this video has become somewhat memetic in our hospitals, definitely among anaesthesiologists but also surgeons and even some internists know it.
    If you say "there is a fracture" in English in a German hospital, a lot of people will immediately correctly infer what you are alluding to. Better surgeons use it in a self-deprecating way.

  • @skwebs
    @skwebs Před 13 lety

    24 people want to "fix it"

  • @ArztvomDienst
    @ArztvomDienst Před 12 lety

    @druidboy76 you're right! thats why it's mostly called "Arsch vom Dienst"

  • @dsmdgold
    @dsmdgold Před 14 lety +3

    This is not realistic. Every orthopod would recognize that a patient with asystole would have no way to pump ancef to the bone.

    • @dsmdgold
      @dsmdgold Před 4 lety +2

      @@MaryDunford I'm sorry that that happened. Medical errors are serious issue.
      However, this is a joke. Orthopedic surgeons actually do know what asystole is. However they are also notorious within the surgical world for being very aggressive in getting their cases scheduled. They are also (unfairly) stereotyped as "dumb jocks". They also have a reputation for not really concerning themselves with any non-skeletal issues the patient may have. (Probably also unfair.) The video highlights and magnifies all that, and is one of the funniest pieces of OR humor on the internet.
      My response also played on all that. It's actually a cliched joke that Orthopods not what the heart is for; it pumps antibiotics to the bone. (An infected bone is a devastating complication and orthopedists are rightly quite fanatical about preventing them, including on insisting on serious antibiotic regimes.)
      Also, who responds to 9 year old youtube comments?

    • @Ismellupoo
      @Ismellupoo Před 3 lety

      dsmdgold oh hey

  • @vwputih
    @vwputih Před 13 lety

    Hahaha... very funny!!!

  • @michaelwilliams9234
    @michaelwilliams9234 Před měsícem

    Okay Ortho Bro, let me lay it on you this way. If the patient has asystole, the ancef can’t get to the bone because the ancef pump ain’t working.

  • @mahmoudrhodes4939
    @mahmoudrhodes4939 Před 6 lety

    true story on a daily basis :D

  • @majormana1
    @majormana1 Před 12 lety +1

    this is one og bad orthos which why so funny yheir arr good ortho's and indiffrent ones pray if you ever need help you get good one if your hunch says run do so. Bad orthos will f up. indiffrent ones make you feel weird and sometimes dumb. good ones will do best to help you way that works best for you.

  • @anudrew
    @anudrew Před 13 lety

    hilarious!!!!

  • @anorexia68
    @anorexia68 Před 13 lety

    My god this video will upset sooooo much those clever orthopaedic surgeon....hahahahahaha I love the anaesthetist..

  • @mikogarage
    @mikogarage Před 11 lety

    You break it we will fix it...vis contere nos infige!

  • @Saffronkelvin2
    @Saffronkelvin2 Před 14 lety

    Heeheehee. Hilarious!!!!!

  • @AlanZablocki
    @AlanZablocki Před 4 měsíci

    Orthopedic surgeons are not dumb, but can be rather tunnel-visioned.

  • @yaseruouo9095
    @yaseruouo9095 Před 3 lety

    You know what you are right there will be minimal blood loss in patient with no frequent cardiac output 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ggosey
    @ggosey Před 12 lety

    I start my ORTHO rotation for med school tomorrow. I'm going in considering it as a career prospect, but I'm certainly glad I found this video. Many chuckles were had.
    "there are more pressing issues for this woman right now!"
    "yes. Like the fracture."
    Ha!

    • @christsfailure0009
      @christsfailure0009 Před 7 lety

      How was everything? Please respond

    • @lindsayhayes4757
      @lindsayhayes4757 Před 5 lety

      yes, PLEASE remember that the fracture belongs to a PATIENT who has an entire physiology that demands consideration too. Rest assured that just about every surgical specialty behaves in a similar manner, sadly

  • @MayuraVyamsaka
    @MayuraVyamsaka Před 6 lety

    _I'm suffocating,_ I hate this I guess orthopods I hate EVERYTHING