@@walruslennon7905 that would be the correct translation, but in germany we like to speak denglish, a mix between german and english(deutsch+englisch) which is way more funnier, because it is translated literally and makes no sense in english at all.
The best part of this was when he laid there, eyes already open, waiting for his alarm to ring. Because to achieve german punctuality, one must be ready 5 minutes earlier.
@@ymiros0953Me too, lol. I always wake up 30 minutes before my alarm rings. It doesn't matter if I set it up at 4 am, 5 am, or 6 am. I always wake up earlier
@@grandmak. You never know when you have to act quick and remind your neighbor that its after 22:00 Uhr and hes making a lot of Lärmbelästigung and Ruhestörung.
He’s so cute in his germanic monotone, monochromatic, literalistic, idiomatic, low affect personality. Its so great. Its like being married to a cute robot.
Do all germans deliver their speech with an emotion of a lawn gnome?... Even that tiktoker who makes videos by imitating her german mother sounds very emotionless when imitating 😂... Not to mention passive agressive
@@gregorbaby4269 nah it's more like he represents the people that we make fun of. They are typically very concervative and very efficient with money and everything else. They almost never waste any money if it's not very important and they follow every single rule and annoy everyone around them with this :D
The Chinese meanwhile say 早起的鸟儿有虫吃 (The bird that wakes up early has worms to eat) though someone once countered 早起的虫儿被鸟吃 (The worm that wakes up early gets eaten by the bird)
invest more. don't give up your dreams. people wants to do what the 99% does but wants to get results that are fit for the 1% but it doesn't work that way.
@@claudioforlani9015 when you have a routine like that, it’s often nerve racking not knowing if the other person did exactly what you do, especially if you have a mental health disorder like ocd
i absolutely love this, i wanna make a character based off of this specific display of personality bc the humor he has without even really trying is IMMESURABLE
We had a German friend and he was an absolute scream, he used to love hearing about our little sayings in English, I remember he used to particularly like “The lights are on but nobody is home” to tease someone who doesn’t pay attention
the hallway was the thieves broking in but he's perfectly fine with that since they are not so loud as his gf however leaving light on in bathroom is a big no no
@@rcsibiuhe'd hate our house, we always have a light on, usually the kitchen light. Sometimes it's the bathroom. My grandparents had one of those lil' kid nightlight that plug into an outlet and it was tucked away on one side of their living room.
@@Imbatmn57 I can't even sleep with the porch light on. My house has to be completely dark and not shred of light coming through the windows. I got this way after having kids. How I get them to go to bed at night is I just turn off all the lights and they just walk off to bed and go to sleep. Can't do much else in complete darkness. Makes bedtime super easy and quick 👍
@@nikarougethe yellow bin is only for metal and recyclable plastic.. the more neighbors you share the bin with, the higher the chance to have a.)someone throwing stuff in there that belongs in a different bin.. (what actually kind of contradicts the sterotype that every german is obsessed with recycling correctly) b.) you have one neighbor who's biggest sorrow it seems to be that someone using the wrong bin.
Fehlt noch das Mücken suchen mitten in der Nacht. Fenster zu, Licht voll an und dann mit der Fliegenklatsche auf die Jagd gehen, bis das Vieh gefunden ist ☝🏻
Ich jage Mücken mit Klopapierrollen..... 😬 sobald eine getroffen wird, muss ich nur ein, zwei Blatt abreißen (Blutspuren von der Mücke an der Rolle) und putze die Spuren auf der Wand ebenfalls mit den abgerissenen Stücken. 🥸
@@jewel79Staubsauger. Das Klopapier kommt dann ins Rohr, damit die Mücke keine Fluchtmöglichkeit hat. Ja, Staubsauger um 3 Uhr in der Nacht nervt, aber nicht mich. Nur die Nachbarn. Und die Mücke hat schließlich angefangen.
No, probably not. Such a woman could not bear such a "hippie" who does not get along with her rules. But all Germans know about the mentality in their country. But there is a difference if you follow them or laugh about them. Me, I feel annoyed by so many of these typical German things although I am German but I also get up very early and mention about bringing out the garbage in time. Otherwise it would be two weeks longer next to my door and I don't know where to bring the garbage of the next two weeks. Some things are die to the running system. 🤷🏼♀️ And 05.30 is also normal for me. I start at 7 at the customers, fetch material at 06.30, leave home at 6...🤷🏼♀️ When I leave at the customers at 4.30 or 5pm I can do my shoppings, cook my food and my customers don't have to get along with a painter next to their dinner still working. Also quite normal. But lots of things annoy me terribly. Mowing the lawn Saturday morning at half past 9, even earlier. Talkimg badly about neighbours who did not pick the greens in front of their carports or have a dirty car. And something we call "Vereinsmeierei", when society forces you to be member of all local clubs, societies and communities. 🙄And these guys expect you to be there every week and do everything for the club. And they help each other. That's fine. But these rules... 🙈 🙈🙈🙄 For example how they did it in a club in my village I joined after six years of pressure by my friends and neigjbours: when a member has birthday they give 5€ for a present on normal birthdays, 10€ for birthdays ending on 0 or 25, 50, 75, and always vouchers, never the money. So if you like to buy a bike or going on holiday, deal with it that they give you a voucher from a shop you could get totally different things in, but no holiday and no bike. These are the rules. 🤷🏼♀️🙄 When I got bad health problems and quit after a couple of years of fighting doing my duties in spite of the pain I had because I was not able to "follow the Dienstplan", going for shooting events and competitions because I wasn't able to stand for more than a minute and hold a rifle, and to clean the "Schützenhaus" once a month (I did not even know how to get under the shower with my prolaps!) they were so embarassed that from then on I never got a single message for birthday anymore. And because I did not invite anybody (I was not able to sit) for my birthday I did not get a single flower but I paid for All other birthdays. These are rules which are so strikt that they are over friendship and normal behaviour. And I had to be Non-German in my heart combined with good knowledge about Germans think and act to be not too disappointed and turn around and look for new friends that fits better. Bitterness is also a very German problem because not all Germans really deal with German mentality. And this is really stunning. 😂😂😂
I've always got my windows open all the way, especially in winter. Only when it's really hot outside I leave them closed and the Ventilator running xD So, ich hau mich jetz aufs Ohr, Nacht
You forgot to "kipp" the window. Every German does that to make sure they get enough fresh air during the night. Cause if it's not open they'll wake up with a headache in the morning
Germans: Crack the window all winter so they don't get a headache no matter how ice cold it is. Also Germans: Ewwwww sleeping with AC?! I'll get sick!!!.when it's barely blowing 68f
@@anner3043 Yeah not nearly as gross as an air hand dryer (microbiology prof), and by that logic you should be running fans or *ever* closing up your home to external airflow... Which has its own issues (inner city living!) If the fuzzy notion of "germs" is the concern, get a HEPA air purifier to separate or to go in your unit. It's so weird how I can run mine all summer in the US and...never end up sick but Europeans do (I don't even have the purifier). Maybe I got AC immunity.
My Mom is 100% German, and now I know why I am the way I am.🤣 It’s ALWAYS too warm for me, I’m ALWAYS going around shutting everything/turning everything off, I am a stickler for how the recycling is sorted, and I automatically wake up ungodly early, even if I went to bed only an hour before.🤣😭
My German wife always makes a last patrol through the apartment before we go to bed :). And god forbid i forget to switch the light in the bathroom. You got that so well.
I do mess with the lights 4 times a day. Before bed, wake up early turn some on (no sunlight), off with some sunlight, around dinner time with no light. Adjusted per season. Not German 😂 cheap American
not that he doesn't believe you, it's that he needs confirmation. I have the same issue. I have to confirm things myself to verify legitimacy. Not that I'm doubting friends, coworkers, family though it's been taken that way.
@@ki_mkt I'm from sweden and I thought it was normal to take matters into your own hands as when you leave it to others they always mess up or they don't do it perfect enough
humans make mistakes, it's best to have confirmation in case one was missed. Then we don't have to worry and can sleep... sometimes I wonder how many generations of family that culture shit lasts... lol
It‘s actually better translated as „to slam oneself on the ear“, like dropping yourself really hard into the bed. The German saying „sich aufs Ohr hauen“ can be translated both ways into English but the act of slamming down is what is really supposed to be pictured here.
@@windshippingit's actually pretty simple where the saying comes from - marmots hibernate (halten winterschlaf). i think the rest is self explanatory. except why they picked a marmot, i mean i've never heard anyone say "ich hab geschlafen wie ein eichhörnchen!"...
Reminds me of my German meighbour who used to wake up at 3 A.M (I could hear him as he was unusally noisy) to get to the airport to catch a flight at 11 A.M.......
@AngelBabeXD well, travel time takes a big chunk of that, you want to be there a little early so you don't have to rush, you dont want to be hurrying early in the morning so wake up early and methodically go through everything you need to do.
Yes, everyone will knock some and then they try the door... so lock it unless you like to have someone shouting from the doorway or coming inside to find you! From repair-person to poliz or anyone it seems like they feel that the job they are doing is more important than the (USA-cultural-based?) sovereignty/privacy of the inside of someone else's house? this is only based on a few anecdotal exp though so ... does anyone know if it is generally true also?
I watched this video 3 times trying to figure out what a Basecamp is until I told myself all he's wearing is a baseball cap tf? And then I went "ooohhhh"
Sounds like a nightmare. Compliant little betas. They love authoritarian governments. So many rules and zero freedoms, unless you're a refugee. Right up there with Canada, Oz, and NZ for compliant beta losers per capita.
I believe my swine whistles! Even though those German sayings translated into English are not the yellow from the egg... Liam knows how the rabbit runs!
He needs to do a whole episode about German sayings. Then my dog would go crazy in a pan.
More like "even my dog in the pan would turn crazy"
But I agree haha
There drops me my Herbert into the meadow
That would be monkey strong.
I think i spider😂
shit the wall on, that would be a good idea
I like how he slept in a hat and was awake before the alarm 😂
don't forget he also slept w his over the shoulder pack
@@NevaehEvol 😆😂 yeah nice point
Ngl I always wake just before my alarm if I don't hear my alarm I feel like I slept in
I always wake up an hour before my alarm and wait there in bed until it goes off and I have to go to work.
Well I’m living in Germany and that happened to me way to often😂😂
For checking the lights and windows you have to say "trust is good, control is better!"
You should say “ trust but verify “
@@walruslennon7905 that would be the correct translation, but in germany we like to speak denglish, a mix between german and english(deutsch+englisch) which is way more funnier, because it is translated literally and makes no sense in english at all.
yup, Vertrauen ist gut, Kontrolle ist besser 😂 @@green_maniac996
Vertrauens ist gut, aber die Kontrolle ist besser! La confianza es buena, ¡pero el control es mejor!
אימון הוא טוב, אבל השליטה יותר טוב!
@@walruslennon7905you literally destroyed the joke
"Hopefully they dont make as much noise as you" I laughed so hard at this one and when he said "not in the yellow bin"😂😂😂😂😂
When was "not in the yellow bin" said?
He said it in german when he dreamed.@@stormmaster108
@@stormmaster108 his nightmare where he said "nicht in die gelbe tonne" .. he just never said the sentence in english :)
@@Zinkhal1 ah, yes, it was even in the subtitles. Und jetzt lerne ich Deutsch, ich kann diesen Moment verstehen :)
The best part of this was when he laid there, eyes already open, waiting for his alarm to ring. Because to achieve german punctuality, one must be ready 5 minutes earlier.
Fünf Minuten vor der Zeit, ist des Soldaten Pünktlichkeit!
So wahr 😂
I actually do that. Every time I set an alarm I wake up early, but when I don't set it I sleep in
@@ymiros0953Me too, lol. I always wake up 30 minutes before my alarm rings. It doesn't matter if I set it up at 4 am, 5 am, or 6 am. I always wake up earlier
Unironically, I like to arrive at my appointments at least 5 minutes early.
I like that he sleeps fully dressed up, even wearing his pouch. 😂
always be ready !
@@grandmak. You never know when you have to act quick and remind your neighbor that its after 22:00 Uhr and hes making a lot of Lärmbelästigung and Ruhestörung.
@@wilhelmpfusch3699Happens all the time, that they are not looking at the clock and you have to remind them, kindly. :>
@@wilhelmpfusch3699 then he can let the cat out of the sack and call the police !
And hat 😂
He’s so cute in his germanic monotone, monochromatic, literalistic, idiomatic, low affect personality. Its so great. Its like being married to a cute robot.
That sounds like midjourney prompt
Hilarious😂
Do all germans deliver their speech with an emotion of a lawn gnome?... Even that tiktoker who makes videos by imitating her german mother sounds very emotionless when imitating 😂... Not to mention passive agressive
@@gregorbaby4269 I would say I talk like everyone else but you never know
@@gregorbaby4269 nah it's more like he represents the people that we make fun of. They are typically very concervative and very efficient with money and everything else. They almost never waste any money if it's not very important and they follow every single rule and annoy everyone around them with this :D
We have the same saying in Italy!! We say "il mattino ha l'oro in bocca" literally translated "the morning has gold in the mouth"😊☺️
Ahahahah infatti! Stavo giusto cercando il commento 😂
Same in Sweden
Morgenstund hat Gold im Mund.😊
The Chinese meanwhile say 早起的鸟儿有虫吃 (The bird that wakes up early has worms to eat) though someone once countered 早起的虫儿被鸟吃 (The worm that wakes up early gets eaten by the bird)
@@lzh4950 We have the same saying in English. "The early bird catches the worm".
"Babe the hat stays on in bed."
Love the reference
He was having dreams about the war😂
The bag too don't forget the bag
@@mikekasich836he was having a dream about wrong garbage disposal 😂
"The helmet stayed on"
I love his emotional range, truly inspirational performance
Yes, he is a truly romantic fellow, isn't he?
😆
@@gensimonster5274Indeed he is.
Wir Deutsche sind schon sehr speziel.
Aber wir haben das Herz am rechten Fleck.
Thanks for the video
Sometimes i wonder how people get
rich at these days.
if you want to be successful have the
mindset of the rich,spend less.
invest more. don't give up your dreams.
people wants to do what the 99% does
but wants to get results that are fit for
the 1% but it doesn't work that way.
i advice everyone to start investing and
never rely on just salary. No billionaire
made it through salary.
Yes that's true
“You’re snoring too loud even the neighbors can hear you” 😂
" Nein, nicht in die gelbe Tonne" cracked me seriously up😅
a garbage nightmare !
Hahaha I laughed too 😂
The Blaue Tonne mistakes are my personal nightmares.
I hate when people only benutz Restmüll für ALLES
@@margaritakonig6670 Oh! Definitiv. I worked in France for a few months and it was a nightmare. No Mülltrennung at all. Barbaren!
“did you check? i will check”
my dad in two sentences 😂
dude it's so frustrating
@@claudioforlani9015 when you have a routine like that, it’s often nerve racking not knowing if the other person did exactly what you do, especially if you have a mental health disorder like ocd
comes from experience.
My dad be like "did you check?" Ok can you get me a beer lol
@@claudioforlani9015 You probably find it frustrating because you’re useless and they wouldn’t trust you to complete a simple task.
The most softly spoken German ever
i absolutely love this, i wanna make a character based off of this specific display of personality bc the humor he has without even really trying is IMMESURABLE
"I was sleeping like a marmot".
I'm using that gold.
Same
Aw. I knew a nice German family and this accent takes me back. Miss them😊❤
In the mouth of the morning that kind of gold
In Spain we say "I slept like a tree trunk"
@@Maxguay In Australia we used to say, "slept like a log". But now it's "slept like a marmot".
“The morning hour has gold in the mouth” 😂🙏
😂😂😂😂
It is true
Dutch has this one as well
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂das war unerwartet
Original: "Morgenstund hat Gold im Mund" altes deutsches Sprichwort
_jerks awake in the calmest way possible_ "Was just a bad dream"
"Nein! Nicht in die gelbe Tonne!" 😂😂😂😂
"No, too warm." relatable af
That’s me when I’m sick. It’s like a Dutch Oven with a blanket, and Absolute Zero without said blanket.
@@WiseArkAngel too relatable
@@WiseArkAngelthat's me normally ;-;
@@WiseArkAngelWdym with Dutch oven? 😂
I didnt realize this was a german thing but my life suddenly makes complete sense now
“‘NOT IN THE YELLOW BIN!’” 😂😂😂😂
Not the German recycling rules!
EDIT: i forgot to mention that I am not German
I'm glad you said this 😂
This was the best part 😂
As a german I felt it 😂
Gelba sach isn’t it? Even I have heard the rumours of these recycling rules from across the seas…
@@muffinman4544gelber sack, yes. It's also better for recycling if done correctly and therefore helps the environment.
We had a German friend and he was an absolute scream, he used to love hearing about our little sayings in English, I remember he used to particularly like “The lights are on but nobody is home” to tease someone who doesn’t pay attention
As a german I'm getting up at 4:00am to school every day 😂
E eu reclamava porque acordava às 6 am 👀
I love the "hope they don't make as much noise as you"
I laughed so hard about this 🤣🤣
Ayo how you know what time I'm watching this at?
The way it went from German to full on British 😂
Not having the phanny pack on in bed
❤😂
Him saying the bathroom light was left on. Meanwhile the entire hallway is still lit up 😂
the hallway was the thieves broking in but he's perfectly fine with that
since they are not so loud as his gf
however leaving light on in bathroom is a big no no
@@rcsibiuhe'd hate our house, we always have a light on, usually the kitchen light. Sometimes it's the bathroom. My grandparents had one of those lil' kid nightlight that plug into an outlet and it was tucked away on one side of their living room.
I cant sleep if a light is on,unless its in the basement so i cant see it
@@Imbatmn57 I can't even sleep with the porch light on. My house has to be completely dark and not shred of light coming through the windows. I got this way after having kids. How I get them to go to bed at night is I just turn off all the lights and they just walk off to bed and go to sleep. Can't do much else in complete darkness. Makes bedtime super easy and quick 👍
I get that, but I’m order to film this he need lighting.
His German has improved so much.
Not him having the fanny pack on the whole time 😂😭 #Germans 😂
“Why are you getting up so early”
“There might still be deck chairs left free by the pool”
Ukraine supporter 🤮
Thought he would say something like “The early bird gets the worm”
@@Mira1586in Spain we say "god helps early wakers"
@@sergiodelrioreyes7655what about early wankers? 😏
@@sergiodelrioreyes7655 “el que madruga Dios lo ayuda”
my favourite thing about these videos is the literal translation of our german phrases into english
Liam is heavy on the wire with ze sayings!
I think i spider?
I understand just trainstation!
That is under all pig 😂
The early bird catches the worm.
@@xtortik6652der frühe vouchel kann mich ma
“Not in the yellow bin!” 😂 💀
What does it even mean (dont tell me the recycling bit please) I mean whats the application/ usage/ context. Thanks 🙏🏼
@@nikarougethe yellow bin is only for metal and recyclable plastic.. the more neighbors you share the bin with, the higher the chance to have
a.)someone throwing stuff in there that belongs in a different bin.. (what actually kind of contradicts the sterotype that every german is obsessed with recycling correctly)
b.) you have one neighbor who's biggest sorrow it seems to be that someone using the wrong bin.
"Nein! Nicht in die gelde Tonne!"
Every germans nightmare. 😂
"The neighbors can hear you" hits so much harder in a country that doesn't make its walls out of papermache
I was gonna like, but you got the 420 so here's one comment
why do you care?@@modernNeanderthal800
@@devindouzstuff_8250 bc 420 = funny number
@@modernNeanderthal800ay bro you can like it now it’s over 1.1k
I am going to eat my drywall
The British accent mixed with the German accent is too good
I have german accent mixed with russian accent, best two accents i've ever heard
English accent*.... English culture comes from Germany originally
Proper old British accents are Celtic....Welsh, Cornish.....
bro that's sound so cool in my head@@ERIK-457
no one cares, go to back to 1066@@penderyn8794
@@penderyn8794well England is Germanic, although would be more French than german
The banana bag and the cap is too accurate 😂😂
I actually don't know anyone who's wearing that combo^^
"Morgonstund har guld i mun " same saying in Swedish. I live in the UK and have had the same reaction when Ive directly translated it 😂
My dad also snores, but my mother likes it. She said "if he snores I know all is all right." 😊
Aww that's a good relationship ig...sweet!
Both my parents snore, my dad blames my mom for waking him up but he’s loud too lol
That is so adorable
Exactly, if they don't make noise, how do you know theyre not dead
I had a GF that s(n)ored loud as hell but I thought it was cute and miss it😢
Fehlt noch das Mücken suchen mitten in der Nacht.
Fenster zu, Licht voll an und dann mit der Fliegenklatsche auf die Jagd gehen, bis das Vieh gefunden ist ☝🏻
Ich jage Mücken mit Klopapierrollen..... 😬 sobald eine getroffen wird, muss ich nur ein, zwei Blatt abreißen (Blutspuren von der Mücke an der Rolle) und putze die Spuren auf der Wand ebenfalls mit den abgerissenen Stücken. 🥸
@@jewel79Staubsauger. Das Klopapier kommt dann ins Rohr, damit die Mücke keine Fluchtmöglichkeit hat.
Ja, Staubsauger um 3 Uhr in der Nacht nervt, aber nicht mich. Nur die Nachbarn. Und die Mücke hat schließlich angefangen.
@@klausstock8020 Staubsauger wäre mir in der Tat zu laut und würde definitiv zum Ehekrieg führen 🤣🤣
Fliegenklatsche ist für Anfänger. Ein echter Deutscher tötet die Mücken mit bloßen Händen.
@@jewel79es sind nicht die Blutspuren der Mücke.
bro showed emotions and thought we wouldn't notice 💀💀
What's funny is I'm watching this at 5:30 pm
Liams wife must be the germanest german woman from the germanest german family ever for him to pick up so many correct details.
I dont think she is the inspiration
That s what I wonder about as well 😅
@@marenhumblebee2736 might not be, but he pretty much learnt a lot of his girlfriend.
No, probably not. Such a woman could not bear such a "hippie" who does not get along with her rules.
But all Germans know about the mentality in their country.
But there is a difference if you follow them or laugh about them.
Me, I feel annoyed by so many of these typical German things although I am German but I also get up very early and mention about bringing out the garbage in time. Otherwise it would be two weeks longer next to my door and I don't know where to bring the garbage of the next two weeks. Some things are die to the running system. 🤷🏼♀️
And 05.30 is also normal for me. I start at 7 at the customers, fetch material at 06.30, leave home at 6...🤷🏼♀️
When I leave at the customers at 4.30 or 5pm I can do my shoppings, cook my food and my customers don't have to get along with a painter next to their dinner still working.
Also quite normal.
But lots of things annoy me terribly. Mowing the lawn Saturday morning at half past 9, even earlier. Talkimg badly about neighbours who did not pick the greens in front of their carports or have a dirty car. And something we call "Vereinsmeierei", when society forces you to be member of all local clubs, societies and communities. 🙄And these guys expect you to be there every week and do everything for the club. And they help each other. That's fine.
But these rules... 🙈 🙈🙈🙄
For example how they did it in a club in my village I joined after six years of pressure by my friends and neigjbours: when a member has birthday they give 5€ for a present on normal birthdays, 10€ for birthdays ending on 0 or 25, 50, 75, and always vouchers, never the money. So if you like to buy a bike or going on holiday, deal with it that they give you a voucher from a shop you could get totally different things in, but no holiday and no bike. These are the rules. 🤷🏼♀️🙄
When I got bad health problems and quit after a couple of years of fighting doing my duties in spite of the pain I had because I was not able to "follow the Dienstplan", going for shooting events and competitions because I wasn't able to stand for more than a minute and hold a rifle, and to clean the "Schützenhaus" once a month (I did not even know how to get under the shower with my prolaps!) they were so embarassed that from then on I never got a single message for birthday anymore. And because I did not invite anybody (I was not able to sit) for my birthday I did not get a single flower but I paid for All other birthdays.
These are rules which are so strikt that they are over friendship and normal behaviour.
And I had to be Non-German in my heart combined with good knowledge about Germans think and act to be not too disappointed and turn around and look for new friends that fits better.
Bitterness is also a very German problem because not all Germans really deal with German mentality. And this is really stunning. 😂😂😂
Must be,especially the „No,to warm“ 😅
Disappointed he did not at least KIPP the window over night. How is he getting enough air?!
He didn't, so he could complain "it's too warm".
Because he did "Stoßlüften" right before going to bed!!!!11!
@@rokker333 Stoßlüften is for the mornings, Germans need a constant supply of Oxygen via Kippfenster over night, even in the winter
I've always got my windows open all the way, especially in winter. Only when it's really hot outside I leave them closed and the Ventilator running xD
So, ich hau mich jetz aufs Ohr, Nacht
It's impossible to sleep with closed windows. 🤷♂️
Thanks for the re-upload, the video is great in informing the much neglected issue that honestly I didn't know about.
"Morgestund hat Gold im Mund!"😅
"It's time to hit yourself on the ear" 🤣🤣 glorious 🤣🤣🤣
German for Runaways 😅
The early bird catches the worm :)
I was expecting him saying: The early bird catches....
Then I realized that we agreee on this proverb.
The problem with that one is that the early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten
Early bird catches the worm, but second mouse gets the cheese.
"I was schleeping like a marmot... NICHT IN DIE GELBE TONNE!!" (wearing the full monty in bed) - I am LMAO😂
The mourning hour has gold in its mouth is a lit way of saying the early bird gets the worm
Oh we have this one too 😂
Der frühe Vogel fängt den Wurm
@@Maennlichkeitsbeauftragterthe early bird gets the worms but the second mouse gets the cheese
@@Maennlichkeitsbeauftragterus too😂 morgen stund har guld i mund🇩🇰
@@fritten_freja8128 Exactly the same in swedish as well "Morgonstund har guld i mun"
🎉😂😂😂
You forgot to "kipp" the window. Every German does that to make sure they get enough fresh air during the night. Cause if it's not open they'll wake up with a headache in the morning
Germans: Crack the window all winter so they don't get a headache no matter how ice cold it is.
Also Germans: Ewwwww sleeping with AC?! I'll get sick!!!.when it's barely blowing 68f
@@petitmains well yeah because its literally recycled air from inside the room. Its disgusting. Theyre literally just big hand dryers.
@@anner3043 Yeah not nearly as gross as an air hand dryer (microbiology prof), and by that logic you should be running fans or *ever* closing up your home to external airflow... Which has its own issues (inner city living!) If the fuzzy notion of "germs" is the concern, get a HEPA air purifier to separate or to go in your unit.
It's so weird how I can run mine all summer in the US and...never end up sick but Europeans do (I don't even have the purifier). Maybe I got AC immunity.
This is weak
@@petitmains cold weather doesn’t make you sick
“Are you sleep walking?”
NOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've never felt more German. 😅
"Hopefully they're not as loud as you "😂 man ruthless
In sä mauth, thats very important
Morning time has gold in the mouth = The early hours of the day are valuable = *The early German catches the bird*
the german that work in 3schicht system will disagree :-D
And the pool lounge chair!
@@einfachnurich2304 all i did, was explain the phrase 🙈
you can just say the early bird catches the worm in german.
The early German catches the bird
Rooster is it's name
I was hoping for the saying "den Regenwald roden" when you were referring to her snoring sounds 😂 👌 great content.
The morning hour has gold in the mouth.
Love.❤
The morning hour has gold in the mouth. Such a lovely phrase :)
We have they expression too( the netherlands)
The morning hour sounds like a pirate or a rapper.
@@mirjam6704 in Italy too!
It rhymes in german though which makes it even nicer in my opinion "Morgenstund' hat Gold im Mund!"
@@Dodl1Same in Sweden: 'morgonstund har guld i mun" but i have no idea what it means
I like how he’s the one reassuring the girl after he had a bad dream
The morning hour has gold in the mouth has become one of my new favorite phrases 😂😂
In Russian we have similar proverb ‘whoever gets up early, God bless him’
«Кто рано встаёт, тому Бог подаёт»
“Sleeping with a German” 💀
“POV” 💀
"VERY HARD"
@@theturok526😂
Oh hi there stepmom
@@theturok526Thats what she said👀
@@moin4462 said Schneewittchen
As german i can confirm we always need a reason to do something at the night
Das wäre mir neu
@@PrgressiveHouseSome Germans have cats. So they delegate nighttime nuisance to the cats.
@@klausstock8020 warum schreibst Du auf englisch?
@@PrgressiveHousewhy do you write in german ?
@@PrgressiveHousemir auch!
My Mom is 100% German, and now I know why I am the way I am.🤣 It’s ALWAYS too warm for me, I’m ALWAYS going around shutting everything/turning everything off, I am a stickler for how the recycling is sorted, and I automatically wake up ungodly early, even if I went to bed only an hour before.🤣😭
Il passaggio fra inglese e tedesco mi spacca... AHAHAH... È un genio questo ragazzo 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Bro is legit the most German looking human I've ever seen 😂😂😂😂
Sounds English though
@@jones848he is
british?
Socks and slippers
Not me. I know a German looking half English guy lol
My German wife always makes a last patrol through the apartment before we go to bed :). And god forbid i forget to switch the light in the bathroom. You got that so well.
I like the expression ,patrol' 😂😂
Could be worse
Could be the pantry
I do mess with the lights 4 times a day. Before bed, wake up early turn some on (no sunlight), off with some sunlight, around dinner time with no light. Adjusted per season. Not German 😂 cheap American
Meine Mutter hat mich auch als Kind in den Wahnsinn getrieben.
The perfect video to watch before going to bed
"Its too warm" is too relatable 😂
Instead of "No, it's too warm", I really thought he was going to say "No, it's not Saturday" 😂
"I will go and check" - I felt that. My boyfriend is German and always had to go double check because he didn’t believe me 😭
not that he doesn't believe you, it's that he needs confirmation.
I have the same issue. I have to confirm things myself to verify legitimacy. Not that I'm doubting friends, coworkers, family though it's been taken that way.
@@ki_mkt I'm from sweden and I thought it was normal to take matters into your own hands as when you leave it to others they always mess up or they don't do it perfect enough
@ki_mkt fair enough, that makes sense! It can be a but frustrating to be on the other end of it though, haha - even if intentions are good
humans make mistakes, it's best to have confirmation in case one was missed. Then we don't have to worry and can sleep... sometimes I wonder how many generations of family that culture shit lasts... lol
None of us are German but I also do this after several times waking up to the whole lights on even in the toilet and my husband just nervously laughed
The early bird catches the worm.🤓..🤣🤣
HOW DOES HE TALK GERMAN SO NICELY, AND HIS ACCENT THO
Mind you, he's still wearing the socks, sandals, hat, and bag while still in bed.
Always prepared for whatever comes up, when he wakes up. Recommendable!
True. Lol. 😂
@@IndigoRyuLove it!
You need to always be prepared 😂
@@blobb8608 Apparently!
“It sounds like someone’s breaking it!”
“It’s just the storm Dick, sit down.”
thank god someone else heard it
Zombies
@@Boreragnorak185the Five intro is burned into my head, I could never unhear it😭
looked for that comment!
"Time to hit yourself on the ear" what?? Lol well now I'm wide awake lol
It‘s actually better translated as „to slam oneself on the ear“, like dropping yourself really hard into the bed. The German saying „sich aufs Ohr hauen“ can be translated both ways into English but the act of slamming down is what is really supposed to be pictured here.
It is so cool to hear this as a german
Sleeping like a marmot. That’s kind of adorable ❤😂 low key
It’s actually a phrase in German. Ich habe wie ein Murmeltier geschlafen
Yeah, we have the same idiom in France. I'd assume it was American actually, we don't have many marmots here.
@@windshippingWe do have a lot of marmots here actually, in the mountains... I don't know where the phrase if from though, yet probably not american
@@windshippingit's actually pretty simple where the saying comes from - marmots hibernate (halten winterschlaf). i think the rest is self explanatory. except why they picked a marmot, i mean i've never heard anyone say "ich hab geschlafen wie ein eichhörnchen!"...
@@windshippingI heard it also in spanish and catalan. Probably european origin.
The German nightmare:” Nein, nicht in die gelbe Tonne.” I am throchwwinggg myself away!😂😂😂
hopefully not in the gelbe tonne xD
Bio oder normal
Ich liebe den Typ und er trifft es so exakt 😂
😂😂😂 the last one floored me😊
"NO, not in the yellow bin!" bahahahahhahahaha
ANd sleeping with the pouch across his chest. Funny.
What's the yellow bin?
Reminds me of my German meighbour who used to wake up at 3 A.M (I could hear him as he was unusally noisy) to get to the airport to catch a flight at 11 A.M.......
well, how far away was the airport?
@@nasekilleryes.
Nein, nicht doch 😂😂
8 hours to do what?!?
@AngelBabeXD well, travel time takes a big chunk of that, you want to be there a little early so you don't have to rush, you dont want to be hurrying early in the morning so wake up early and methodically go through everything you need to do.
"Did you check that everything was switched off?"
"Yeah"
"I will go and check" 😂😂 gold
Bruh wears the cap all day 😂
After switching everything off, don’t forget to check if the doors are locked! 😂
Yes, everyone will knock some and then they try the door... so lock it unless you like to have someone shouting from the doorway or coming inside to find you! From repair-person to poliz or anyone it seems like they feel that the job they are doing is more important than the (USA-cultural-based?) sovereignty/privacy of the inside of someone else's house? this is only based on a few anecdotal exp though so ... does anyone know if it is generally true also?
In Germany, you don't have to lock your doors, all exterior doors lock automatically whenever you close them.
„Nein nicht in die gelbe Tonne!„ had me cracking up laughing
Edit: Thank you Liam and everyone really appreciate it!
Love your videos and humor 🤣
„The early bird catches the worm“ ( der frühe Vogel fängt den Wurm) 😂
your German pronunciation is getting better and better!!! Schnoring...schleeping......I love it.....
Bro he is German
In contrast the way he said "hopefully they don't make as much noise as you" was sooooo british
@@shonewarrior2178He’s British
@@shonewarrior2178And that shows how good he's getting, because no, he's British.
He's German, not British
As a German i can confirm we all go to sleep with a Basecap.
I watched this video 3 times trying to figure out what a Basecamp is until I told myself all he's wearing is a baseball cap tf? And then I went "ooohhhh"
@@razorblade1179 Cap not Camp i wrote Cap. Baseball Cap. Come on at least try it.
@@bobrabbit8031 autocorrect is a thing
I went to Germany once and those guys are obsessed with turning the lights off 😂
The cutest Frankenstein creature ever 😊
As a German I can confirm all these things 😂
But when the break in happened he should have said: "Bei uns gibt es eh nichts zu holen"
😂
What's it mean? Please tell me
@@ladyepique656It translates to: There's nothing to steal at our place.
Same
Hab genau nach diesen Kommentar gesucht 😂
This genuinely makes me so interested in German culture
Bruh
Sounds like a nightmare. Compliant little betas. They love authoritarian governments. So many rules and zero freedoms, unless you're a refugee. Right up there with Canada, Oz, and NZ for compliant beta losers per capita.
@@gezzapkdon’t make it like that😂
Strange, they make me never want to step foot inside the country.
@@blinkybli8326oh no their level of organization is too much to handle! womp womp
"I'll hit myself on the ear" Hilarious!
Most romantic jight in germany😂😂😂
„Wake up, your schnoring too laut“ 😭
It‘s time to hit yourself on the ear - einfach nur großartig 😂
What does it mean? Serious question
It‘s a literal translation of an idiom and means „time to go to bed“ but makes no sense in english 😅
It makes sense to me because your ear is hitting the pillow when you lay down.
I was watching this and my 5 30 am alarm went off
I love how he wakes with his hat and fanny pack on ready to go
I believe my swine whistles!
Even though those German sayings translated into English are not the yellow from the egg... Liam knows how the rabbit runs!
hahahahahahaaa wie geil 😂😂😂😂
😂😂 sounds like someone's having a stroke
I THINK IT CHOPS