That "heavy eyelids on the estate back in the 1970s" is the most hilariously surreal thing I've ever heard, possibly because it rings a bell somewhere deep down, but can't quite identify what he's blethering about.
As funny as this is a lot of xfm annoys me cuz what karl says a lot of time is right just not worded right, and when Ricky and Steve laugh makes it seem stupid but it’s actually right or has actually been proven later on . Karl is wiser than he gets credit for
Nah Karl tells the story’s in a completely insane way and adds shit to them that makes them sound impossible. Not to mention that some of them are just not true at all.
@@MrOasis316 yh because hes not a presenter or comedian, hes just a normal guy, not everyone is great at talking, agreed its stupid but do you know most of what hes says has either come true or was true just described funny.
They have frozen a photon thats what he meant irritatingly enough i actually had the very same thesis several years before they did it. And i even got laughed at for suggesting it. And now it seems they did it since entropy seized if it gets cold enough. Pretty elementary if you ask me.
'Leaning on an apple'😂
I know….its the way Karl phrases things…it’s unique. I had to Google it (smallest man leaning on an Apple).
I could listened to these guys at a double funeral and still belly laugh.
“uhhh, ‘e was a good bloke n that” - k. Dilkington
Are we burning or burying?
If ya mums heavy you win a cd 😂😂
2:00
*mam's
HOW DO YOU PROVE THAT
Play a record
Dont talk shit
He’s done you again! he’s done you again
🫡
Don't talk shite!! Don't talk shite!!
Karl is no fool….he is such a stirrer with Steve….he knows exactly what he’s doing.
Steve's laugh is amazing
“Ya know The Price is Right? Well what I’m thinking..”
“The Price is Ricky?”
“No…. The RICE is Right”
😂😂😂😂
"You don't like that test,but you're happy to waste 3 minutes on balancing a pear on my head".
The Tour de France line and Ricky’s laugh are one of the funniest things ever.
At 2:14, the "alrite... forget that, " followed by maybe the best Gervais laugh of all time, takes the cake for me
Man with a head like a light bulb.....Mr Watts 😂😂
I know….went straight over Karl’s head…
“Karl, that was the most convoluted, ridiculous, racist piece of material ever to be uttered on radio!”
“play it again!”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
There's a parallel universe for each game Karl came up with
I want to live in the universe with 15 taiwan on the radio
@@guscox9651 yea but can you imagine how crappy "big mother" would have been, peak xfm content
@@auro5746 the rice is right?
@@newdawnfades5725WELL THE CHICKEN KORMA’S INDIAN, ISN’T IT!‽
@@linksauce_1 yeah well then you'd say pilau
Hey mate I love this stuff, more like this pls!
Massive eyelids
70 year old. Popped on a nappy [for adults]. Went into an offlicence. They didn't want to serve him, because they thought he's a baby.
Ricky! I’ve just finished watching after life. You crack me up 😮
Hilarious, THANK YOU😆😆👏👏👏❤❗
You’re welcome
@@samuelmarshall100keep them coming mate
Paula - she was a bit of a class tart. 😂 I’m dying
I can’t believe I Googled ‘Smallest man leaning against an Apple’. What was I thinking?! All I found was some comments about Karl on Reddit 😅😂
You’re a bit late here love.
@@PommeLavande huh, I don’t get it?
You 3 really are soothing to listen too
Been listening to these for over a decade. Not heard a lot of this
27:44 lol
How could the pages of the book be out of order? 🤣
That "heavy eyelids on the estate back in the 1970s" is the most hilariously surreal thing I've ever heard, possibly because it rings a bell somewhere deep down, but can't quite identify what he's blethering about.
Perrfek just wat the doctor ordered 😂., wat a great laugh these 3 had for work 😅😅
Ricky had a go at Karl about travelling
Steve: i went to Kenya....
Ricky: I went to Manchester
Karl is right about Christopher Columbus getting too much praise. The vikings discovered north America long before Columbus
And the people who became the native American peoples discovered North America thousands of years before that!
“I didn’t really read it.”
-Karl Pilkington
15 Taiwan.
48:07 fuckin hell 🤣
18:00
Night guys
Which one was it where someone from the station actually came down and had a go at them?
god karl looks gormless in this pic lol
bookmark 58:45
I love you three so much. Honest to god m, I have a bath get in my bed and listen to you
I think I’ve laughed in my sleep
Ali from Burnley
Pl
😂🤦!play a record!🤦🤣
I coached a praying mantis in judo during a short summer. I don’t recommend it.
The Chinese songs of phrase had me dying
43:20 - well don't KEEP playing it ....
27:40 35:23 58:13
0:01 - 1:16:40 *
Some of us are pretenders, some of us, are real fans.
2 years on and they have started using the weight jab lol Carl was right lol 😂
Bottom Stage Show was 1993. Not '87.
Weeeeeeeeeee
Karl for prime minister 😊
when will people stop putting these up, there are so many duplicates.
I’ve heard a lot of these but some of this is new to me 👍
Me too, I’ve heard some new stuff. Anyway, the more access to the fellas the better….spread the love.
@@paulanoctor2434 Obviously a man posing as a woman. Tart!
As funny as this is a lot of xfm annoys me cuz what karl says a lot of time is right just not worded right, and when Ricky and Steve laugh makes it seem stupid but it’s actually right or has actually been proven later on . Karl is wiser than he gets credit for
Exactly. Even a lot of what he says about studies or animals. He’s right most of the time
Nah Karl tells the story’s in a completely insane way and adds shit to them that makes them sound impossible. Not to mention that some of them are just not true at all.
@@MrOasis316 yh because hes not a presenter or comedian, hes just a normal guy, not everyone is great at talking, agreed its stupid but do you know most of what hes says has either come true or was true just described funny.
@@JD-xn4ls some of it has some of it is just made up or flat out wrong though. I love Karl by the way lol 😂
37:40
Oh the days when you could say what you wanted without upsetting the offended nation…happy dayzzz
They have frozen a photon thats what he meant irritatingly enough i actually had the very same thesis several years before they did it. And i even got laughed at for suggesting it. And now it seems they did it since entropy seized if it gets cold enough. Pretty elementary if you ask me.
Grandad you need to take your medicine
you're a nutter
When they refer to little people as midgets its actually very very offensive and not like sjw offensive but frenology pro slavery offensive
No, it isn't
well Karl always says ‘little fellas’ regardless of whether it’s a little (gay/midget/chinese) fella, so not specifically targeting certain groups
It’s like 2003 bro, no such thing as being offensive back then😂
you're a nutter
Alright there little fella.