How Rich is Putin? (You won't believe it!)

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  • čas přidán 26. 02. 2022
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  • @DRshorts
    @DRshorts  Před 2 lety +763

    Detailed video on Russia-Ukraine: czcams.com/video/nnlyR5EdbIA/video.html

  • @kartik5211
    @kartik5211 Před 2 lety +17634

    Once Putin left his wallet in Switzerland
    Now it is called Swiss bank

  • @sukhpreetsinghkapoor5808
    @sukhpreetsinghkapoor5808 Před rokem +1609

    This comment section is pure diamond

  • @laibakhan8297
    @laibakhan8297 Před 5 měsíci +589

    Putin calls 911 and asks their emergency.

  • @dayakokari2287
    @dayakokari2287 Před 5 měsíci +271

    If u ever feel useless, remember putin have bodyguards😂

  • @GigaChad-gd3bu
    @GigaChad-gd3bu Před rokem +1373

    When Putin gets late, time apologize for running fast ; )

  • @Mrspirit12
    @Mrspirit12 Před 6 měsíci +3322

    When Putin order's from Amazon, Jeff Bezos comes as a Delivery boy 💀

  • @harshkatariya2690
    @harshkatariya2690 Před 3 měsíci +294

    When mosquito bites to Putin, the mosquito gets Dengue

    • @Hamzaeditx_56
      @Hamzaeditx_56 Před měsícem

      Nice 😂

    • @rohithreddy4814
      @rohithreddy4814 Před 25 dny +3

      When Putin sees a homeless, he robs that leftover pennies from that homeless man

  • @majorMinor_
    @majorMinor_ Před 2 měsíci +100

    When Charles Babbage invented computer:
    Putin was the wallpaper.

  • @chandan7824
    @chandan7824 Před rokem +773

    When Putin breathe air ,the air gets oxygen

  • @GigaChad-gd3bu
    @GigaChad-gd3bu Před rokem +2153

    When Putin accidentally drops something, Newton apologies for discovering Gravity 🤧🤧🤧

  • @Dead-Channel-69
    @Dead-Channel-69 Před 3 měsíci +206

    When putin reveals his actual net worth, the world gets a new billionare.. 😂😂😂

    • @parthsharma6004
      @parthsharma6004 Před 2 měsíci +8

      Trillionaire im afraid

    • @ZyloX.69
      @ZyloX.69 Před měsícem

      Why are you afraid ?​@@parthsharma6004

  • @pshot5069
    @pshot5069 Před 2 měsíci +102

    When Putin visits hospital, the doctors asks for treatment

  • @AestheticAedil
    @AestheticAedil Před 2 lety +4949

    When Putin install windows,Microsoft accepts his terms & conditions 🙄

  • @theaditxys
    @theaditxys Před 2 lety +5472

    When Putin listens to spotify, the artist gets the ads.

    • @oceandrop3354
      @oceandrop3354 Před 2 lety +80

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-dc6sl9dv8k
      @user-dc6sl9dv8k Před 2 lety +337

      Putin does not walk, he just lifts his legs and the earth itself moves and takes him to the destination.

    • @Avnish_9029
      @Avnish_9029 Před 2 lety +66

      @@user-dc6sl9dv8k this one is hilarious as well 😂😂😂😂

    • @Ironman-BB
      @Ironman-BB Před rokem +19

      Already saw this comment on other shorts but nice one 😆 🤣 😂

    • @dkh8703
      @dkh8703 Před rokem +4

      @@user-dc6sl9dv8k Abeeeeeee 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @GamingCruiseTHEpro
    @GamingCruiseTHEpro Před 3 měsíci +97

    When putin wrote a test, he gives mark to the teacher for question paper😂😂

  • @yuvrajgoyal3189
    @yuvrajgoyal3189 Před 4 měsíci +53

    When Putin search on Google, the Google get results....😅

  • @ahorathra4934
    @ahorathra4934 Před rokem +2723

    When Putin was born:
    Putin congratulated his parents

  • @trident1409
    @trident1409 Před 2 lety +5528

    when putin hires bodyguards, the bodyguards feel safe

  • @AbhishekSapkale_06
    @AbhishekSapkale_06 Před 3 měsíci +61

    When putin opens website he gives them cookies

    • @technicalmaster-mind
      @technicalmaster-mind Před 5 dny

      This is exactly what happens
      You give cookies to websites and they collect

  • @ahsan1876
    @ahsan1876 Před 5 měsíci +35

    When putin sits in armored car, the car feels safe.

  • @dhruvsingh2300
    @dhruvsingh2300 Před 2 lety +2786

    When putin touched money
    Money became rich🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @NaveenX
    @NaveenX Před 8 měsíci +1443

    When Putin opens a bank account, the bank asks for loan

    • @youcandoittoo572
      @youcandoittoo572 Před 3 měsíci +14

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Guardian_s_
      @Guardian_s_ Před měsícem +4

      Loan: 3 trillion
      Putin: Saudi Arabia
      Saudi Arabia: habibi I'm not here...

    • @rohithreddy4814
      @rohithreddy4814 Před 25 dny +3

      When Putin sees a homeless, he robs that leftover pennies from that homeless man

    • @jisang7808
      @jisang7808 Před 24 dny +1

      ​@@rohithreddy4814not nice

    • @rohithreddy4814
      @rohithreddy4814 Před 24 dny

      @@jisang7808 that's what Putin is. Go check out how he made his fortune

  • @sambhavjain7206
    @sambhavjain7206 Před 5 měsíci +34

    When putin sneezes universe catches cold ❄️🥶

  • @anonymousbuddy
    @anonymousbuddy Před 4 měsíci +35

    When putin goes to hospital doctors becomes patients themselves 🗿

  • @FareehaNoor-fl1gt
    @FareehaNoor-fl1gt Před 8 měsíci +327

    Once Putin was absent in school that day become Sunday 😂😂

  • @GigaChad-gd3bu
    @GigaChad-gd3bu Před rokem +2126

    When putin comes late to school, teacher apologize for coming earlier 💀

  • @azharuddinmandal
    @azharuddinmandal Před 2 měsíci +22

    When Putin feels tired then Sun sets in west for his rest time... That is called "Night"

  • @rahulratnaker-hj8zd
    @rahulratnaker-hj8zd Před 2 měsíci +27

    When putin puts in, the girl pays him😂😂😂😂😂

  • @rex77x
    @rex77x Před rokem +1927

    When Graham Bell invented telephone
    He already got 69 missed calls from putin

  • @GigaChad-gd3bu
    @GigaChad-gd3bu Před rokem +762

    When Putin commits a crime, victim gets jailed 🤧

  • @Niket_jha
    @Niket_jha Před 3 měsíci +59

    When Putin read this comment section
    He gave 100 Russian to all of us 😂

  • @Distractmatho
    @Distractmatho Před měsícem +10

    When Putin wakes up late in the morning, sun apologizes him for rising up early.

  • @alnasrthanos
    @alnasrthanos Před rokem +391

    When putin enter your house you are the guest

  • @Sahil-jh9eb
    @Sahil-jh9eb Před 7 měsíci +569

    When Putin takes a bath, the water gets cleaned

  • @pratiktanksale9673
    @pratiktanksale9673 Před 4 měsíci +12

    Don't forgot.. He was Spy.. An Agent of army😍

  • @Wanxei
    @Wanxei Před měsícem +6

    When putin was in school, he gave homework to his teachers.

  • @RohitKumar-ql2oo
    @RohitKumar-ql2oo Před 9 měsíci +308

    Not gonna lie, this is by far the best comment section of dhruv rathee's channel

    • @sandeepgahalot5899
      @sandeepgahalot5899 Před 3 měsíci +15

      Yes bro 😂😂😂
      Me padhte hi. Jaa rhaa hu har comment me mjaa aa rhaa h
      Isiliye to khaa gyaa h
      India is not for the beginners 😂😂😂😂

    • @captainstar910
      @captainstar910 Před 3 měsíci +1

      ​@@sandeepgahalot5899yes 😂

    • @zainabzehra313
      @zainabzehra313 Před 3 měsíci

      Yess😂😂😂

    • @Aryan-qj2th
      @Aryan-qj2th Před 3 měsíci +2

      Ye sab Zlatan Ibrahimovic k liye jo comments ata tha Sab ne waha se chooraya hai

    • @pshot5069
      @pshot5069 Před 2 měsíci +1

      ​@@sandeepgahalot5899 India nhi, ye trend west me bhi famous ha
      Infact ye almost saare comments copied ha

  • @AD-dl1yu
    @AD-dl1yu Před 9 měsíci +571

    When gabbar was child,
    His mom used to says sleep or Putin will come.

  • @cookingwithsaimasaif79083
    @cookingwithsaimasaif79083 Před 3 měsíci +11

    When putin reads book book get knowledge 😂

  • @TechieLukesh
    @TechieLukesh Před měsícem +6

    When Putin drinks alcohol, alcohol gets intoxicated.

  • @pradeepsinghbhati8122
    @pradeepsinghbhati8122 Před 2 lety +1515

    When Putin saws at sun
    Sun puts sunglasses 😁😎

  • @abraar3518
    @abraar3518 Před 9 měsíci +239

    When Putin goes shopping, the salesman asks for discounts.

  • @pradeepsingh-xe8dy
    @pradeepsingh-xe8dy Před 3 měsíci +6

    When phone was invented the inventor already had 3 missed call from putin

  • @anupkumar9218
    @anupkumar9218 Před 3 měsíci +12

    When Putin goes near barmoda triangle,, barmoda triangle will go unknown ☠️💀

  • @Mr.Loks_
    @Mr.Loks_ Před rokem +347

    When Putin farts, the earth apologizes for global warming.

  • @anshwaghela3907
    @anshwaghela3907 Před 2 lety +2246

    when Putin's cheque bounces the bank gets Jailed
    Edit 2k likes . . 🥹 Thanks!

    • @masumakhatoon7704
      @masumakhatoon7704 Před rokem +26

      Underrated comment.

    • @proton8918
      @proton8918 Před rokem +8

      😂

    • @yy6cx
      @yy6cx Před 10 měsíci +4

      😂

    • @VedantYadav-ol3xv
      @VedantYadav-ol3xv Před 8 měsíci +1

      😂😂

    • @harshsoni7763
      @harshsoni7763 Před 6 měsíci +2

      It doesn't bounce cuz upper comment says Newton apologizes to discovering gravity so this way Newton be customising gravity just for him.

  • @raju-nc9zt
    @raju-nc9zt Před 3 měsíci +7

    When putin farts... Plants get oxygen 😊

  • @randomplayer520
    @randomplayer520 Před 2 měsíci +7

    This is it my dream comment section it's filled with diamond comments 😂😂

  • @mr.3dpiety
    @mr.3dpiety Před 9 měsíci +196

    When Putin drinks alcohol, alcohol gets drunk 😅

  • @Abhishek.choudhary__620
    @Abhishek.choudhary__620 Před rokem +102

    Comment section is hillarious 😂😂

  • @niranjansanas9346
    @niranjansanas9346 Před měsícem +3

    When Neil armstrong went on moon putin was already there .

  • @Content_Creator10
    @Content_Creator10 Před měsícem +3

    When Graham Bell invented the telephone, he received three missed calls from Putin.

  • @Siddique_shaikh
    @Siddique_shaikh Před 9 měsíci +338

    Putin does not walk, he just lifts his legs and the earth itself moves and takes him to the destination.

  • @_aNKuSh._.0707
    @_aNKuSh._.0707 Před rokem +375

    When putin downloads an app, that app has to accept his terms and conditions

  • @raju-nc9zt
    @raju-nc9zt Před 3 měsíci +4

    When putin takes money from the bank.. The bank pays back interest 😊

  • @skazi8530
    @skazi8530 Před 4 měsíci +3

    Once putin made a sand house in dubai..now it is known as burj khalifa🙄

  • @minalsuba257
    @minalsuba257 Před 2 lety +150

    Once Putin left oil in Venezuela, now, it has the largest oil reserves

  • @SnowNeverFall
    @SnowNeverFall Před 7 měsíci +191

    When putin touch coals
    :- coals become diamond😅😅

  • @FrndlyneighbourhoodBATMAN
    @FrndlyneighbourhoodBATMAN Před měsícem +5

    But still...when modi calls Putin, Putin stops the WAR 😂😂

  • @yanchu3229
    @yanchu3229 Před 2 měsíci +3

    RIP Alexei Navalny

  • @theblackswordsman420
    @theblackswordsman420 Před 2 lety +580

    "2 Apartments"
    Also Dhruv:- *shows a picture of a post apocalyptic "apartment"*

  • @yashvlogs6819
    @yashvlogs6819 Před 7 měsíci +248

    When Putin was borned he has 8 stones , he threw away 6 stones and kept the remaining 2 .
    Those 6 stones are now known as infinity stones.

  • @parthjain5344
    @parthjain5344 Před 4 měsíci +2

    When Putin buys products, shopkeeper pays the money.

  • @tankkaushal2627
    @tankkaushal2627 Před 3 měsíci +19

    When Putin Talks to Dhruv..
    Dhruv becomes Uneducated 💀💀💀
    Sorry for that 😝

  • @minjisboyfriend
    @minjisboyfriend Před 2 lety +2436

    Once Putin missed school, now that day is known as Sunday.
    Edit: OMG! 600 Likes!!!
    Edit 2: 1K LIKES
    It's the first time I got 1K likes on a comment.

  • @GigaChad-gd3bu
    @GigaChad-gd3bu Před rokem +195

    When Putin accidentally drops something, Newton apologies for discovering Gravity💀💀💀

  • @Ispeakfactz
    @Ispeakfactz Před měsícem +1

    When Putin was born, he named his parents.

  • @yashjoshi5874
    @yashjoshi5874 Před 28 dny +1

    When putin reads books, books gained knowledge !

  • @NocturnalNigga007
    @NocturnalNigga007 Před rokem +151

    When Putin enters the class, teachers greet him

  • @priyanshusingh5882
    @priyanshusingh5882 Před rokem +97

    Once putin has race with time
    Time is still running

  • @Mr_ARYAN_OP
    @Mr_ARYAN_OP Před měsícem +1

    Probably one of the best comment section 😂

  • @siddheshsawant6218
    @siddheshsawant6218 Před 2 lety +2311

    What's the opposite of Putin?
    - Pull Out 😂😂

    • @ShivamSharma-de4ft
      @ShivamSharma-de4ft Před 2 lety +45

      He is your dad

    • @krnvrm05
      @krnvrm05 Před 2 lety +17

      His father should had 🗿

    • @ademonizedwretchguy003
      @ademonizedwretchguy003 Před 2 lety +5

      @@krnvrm05 hahh

    • @parth8558
      @parth8558 Před 2 lety +26

      @@ShivamSharma-de4ft i think ur mom had visited russia thats why u are saying this

    • @ShivamSharma-de4ft
      @ShivamSharma-de4ft Před 2 lety +4

      @@parth8558 yes , she caught your mom at midnight . It was really disheartening . But don't worry bro even if you have Russian blood , it's okay .

  • @Jpmorgan551
    @Jpmorgan551 Před 2 měsíci

    Once putin accidentally left his wallet in Switzerland and now we call it swiss bank

  • @notanoob3920
    @notanoob3920 Před rokem +47

    When Putin Workout in Gym °° Gym trainer learnes from Him

    • @yuvrajgoyal3189
      @yuvrajgoyal3189 Před 4 měsíci +4

      This is real..
      He is a former KGB agent so his fitness would be sure better than a common gym trainer......

  • @aditisharma8196
    @aditisharma8196 Před rokem +47

    Once Putin remained absent to school. That day is called as SUNDAY now.

  • @jinamshah5107
    @jinamshah5107 Před měsícem +1

    When putin squats, he is actually leg pressing the earth.

  • @Yt_filmy
    @Yt_filmy Před 5 měsíci +2

    Ye aa gya hai Universe ko Pol kholne.
    Koi nhi bachega

  • @green133
    @green133 Před 2 lety +263

    Now Putin has an eye on Dhruv Rathee 😂😂😂😂
    India supports Russia❣️

    • @mrao514
      @mrao514 Před rokem +11

      no we don't. Only aand bhakts do that..

    • @SurrealNatureN
      @SurrealNatureN Před rokem +17

      ​@@mrao514 and those andhbhkats are around 125 crore
      peace be upon your andhnamazi minority

    • @junnarrcbz123
      @junnarrcbz123 Před rokem

      ​@@mrao514 because u don't have knowledge and don't know history 😂

    • @Gaurav_Chaudhary.
      @Gaurav_Chaudhary. Před rokem +10

      ​@@SurrealNatureN only 45%
      BJP vote share only

    • @kamranaslam66
      @kamranaslam66 Před 3 měsíci +1

      We also support Russian like type c charging cable both side plug to charge a Russian.

  • @ayushgautam9333
    @ayushgautam9333 Před 7 měsíci +29

    When dhruv makes shorts on putin, dhruv life to live long becomes short

  • @Anuragmishra_23
    @Anuragmishra_23 Před 2 měsíci

    When Putin stops walking, the chair itself comes to him to sit.

  • @prempurswani4194
    @prempurswani4194 Před rokem +36

    When Putin said I have not change . His change means the net worth of Elon musk and Jeff bezoz 😂

  • @rahulff-4443
    @rahulff-4443 Před 7 měsíci +76

    When Putin pees on sand it becomes Nile river 💀

  • @faisal7476
    @faisal7476 Před 6 měsíci +1

    comments are on another level 😂😂😂

  • @vip.in_06
    @vip.in_06 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Now it's high time ki Modi ji bhi Putin jaisa bane 👍.

  • @soumenbalti4870
    @soumenbalti4870 Před 2 lety +239

    Putin's nephew be like : chacha presidnet hai humare .
    200 billion dollars …..ese hee jalwe nhi hai chacha ke 😂🤣

    • @soumenbalti4870
      @soumenbalti4870 Před rokem

      @Aryan Singh 🤣🤣

    • @TheNasar
      @TheNasar Před rokem +1

      @@soumenbalti4870 bade hi possitive vyakti ho
      Agar aisa beta wala reply kisi aur ko deta to fir no. Of reply gin nhi pate😆

    • @soumenbalti4870
      @soumenbalti4870 Před rokem

      @@TheNasar buzurg insaano ko samman Dena riyaz hai humara 😌

    • @TheNasar
      @TheNasar Před rokem

      @@soumenbalti4870 subhanallah 👏💚
      Bhagwaan tera raksha kre

    • @rishikeshraj4605
      @rishikeshraj4605 Před 9 měsíci

      Elon musk ka net worth 260 billion dollar hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 much richer than Putin

  • @ajeetsingh239-i5g
    @ajeetsingh239-i5g Před 2 lety +891

    Image of apartments😂

    • @raptortheslayer5538
      @raptortheslayer5538 Před 2 lety +5

      @Ronit Mehta Kon tereko bola choda ? Suor communist countries best h 😎

    • @Natureshorts1996
      @Natureshorts1996 Před 2 lety +6

      @@raptortheslayer5538 toh china ya vietnam ja aur apni g@@nd mra jake wha aaye best aala sivaye murder aur poverty k kuch ni communism mein sirf ideology achi hai communism ki pr real world mein kuch aur hi hai

    • @raptortheslayer5538
      @raptortheslayer5538 Před 2 lety +3

      @Mr.Wisdomers lmao lol our GDP 1.57 trillion and China's GDP 18.7 trillion , u bhakt keep on worshipping gae Krishna and Cows 🤡

    • @Natureshorts1996
      @Natureshorts1996 Před 2 lety +6

      @@raptortheslayer5538 😂 jaise tune apne muh se haga hai na china mein itna muh se hagne pe ban hai aur bhi 1000 tarah k rule hai wha aur tum gaddar aur namak haram jitna marzi g@@nd tak ka jor lga lo kuch ni hoga tumse pure western world mein ek bhi country ni hai jo communism follow karti hai aur wo 1000 time develop hai china se aur HDI mein bhi happiness peace freedom sab bohot bdiya hai china se samaj aayi maoist aur gaddar k leftist tatte

    • @tomato8759
      @tomato8759 Před 2 lety +7

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @sukarmsingh8447
    @sukarmsingh8447 Před 3 měsíci

    When Putin needs to polish shoes, he calls a certain Mr. Dimo...!!

  • @bikashmohanty252
    @bikashmohanty252 Před rokem +105

    When vladimir putin looks at a girl , she just want him to put-in.😂😂😂

  • @utv6250
    @utv6250 Před 9 měsíci +35

    Most loved corrupt person😂

  • @user-jm1dh3dw4s
    @user-jm1dh3dw4s Před 5 měsíci +1

    When putin sneezes all europe get cold

  • @user-bw4kv5hh1s
    @user-bw4kv5hh1s Před 3 dny

    Once Putin forgot his dance moves in Moscow, now it's called 'The Red Square Shuffle.

  • @saikatahamedgazi7858
    @saikatahamedgazi7858 Před 2 lety +1090

    Putin be like :Elon Musk who?!!

  • @chiragdwivedi2086
    @chiragdwivedi2086 Před 9 měsíci +23

    When Putin touches water, the water itself takes a bath 🛁🚿

  • @shadow.6800
    @shadow.6800 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Bro wtf , the comments section is gold

  • @visible-08
    @visible-08 Před 5 měsíci

    Imagine Zlatan meeting Putin🗿

  • @karanarora5952
    @karanarora5952 Před 2 lety +508

    Indian politician: "Hold my beer"!

  • @MicahBell38
    @MicahBell38 Před 9 měsíci +40

    When Putin acceses a Website
    The Website Owner Accepts the Cookies 🍪

  • @hazaronkhwahishen1722
    @hazaronkhwahishen1722 Před měsícem

    Apartments dikhane ka tarika thoda casual tha 😂

  • @rohithreddy4814
    @rohithreddy4814 Před 25 dny

    When Putin sees an old man, he starts auctioning that old man’s kidney