Weekend Update ft. Kenan Thompson, Heidi Gardner and Michael B. Jordan - SNL

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  • čas přidán 29. 01. 2023
  • Weekend Update hosts Colin Jost and Michael Che cover the week's biggest news before speaking with Michael Che's Doorman Carl (Kenan Thompson), Angel (Heidi Gardner) and Adonis Creed (Michael B. Jordan).
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Komentáře • 636

  • @UrMidnight
    @UrMidnight Před rokem +1180

    "Tommy don't see any color, NO he dont see any color number or shape!" HAHAHAHA! That even got Michael B Jordan smiling! LOVE IT!

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove Před rokem +27

      He was struggling not to break up. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-wz5ud4mn4y
      @user-wz5ud4mn4y Před rokem

      i dont get it

    • @kevinflanagan2543
      @kevinflanagan2543 Před rokem

      @@user-wz5ud4mn4y I think the implication is he's got such bad brain damage he isn't capable of seeing the world like most people do.

    • @bks591
      @bks591 Před rokem +6

      That was CRAZY the way she said it! Hilarious

    • @Rheinmeister09
      @Rheinmeister09 Před rokem +17

      Don't forget "his potato is baked". So funny!!!

  • @christopherjamesboudoir
    @christopherjamesboudoir Před rokem +970

    Can we take a moment to appreciate just how savage the "T-Swift's protesters dads" joke was, and how phenomenal the transition to the photo of Florida Voldemort was?

    • @rodsix51
      @rodsix51 Před rokem +21

      i just bust out laughing at that.

    • @DrLadyBugM
      @DrLadyBugM Před rokem +15

      I had to pause until I finished laughing.

    • @jacobjennings9476
      @jacobjennings9476 Před rokem +6

      I must not understand. Why is it funny? Was Taylor Swift's dad there?

    • @christopherjamesboudoir
      @christopherjamesboudoir Před rokem

      @@jacobjennings9476 Che was making a joke on how white Taylor is, and how a large majority of her fans are young white girls. And it was those young girls' fathers that were storming the Capitol because 99 percent of the stormers were very, VERY white.

    • @Iloveswedes
      @Iloveswedes Před rokem

      ​@@jacobjennings9476 It's funny because Taylor Swift's fans are mostly white teenyboppers, especially leftovers from when she was more countrified in her music. That their fathers are more likely to be white and conservative (Trumpies) is pretty easy to conceive.
      Them protesting over something as silly as concert tickets at the U.S. Capitol itself shows the frivolity of some folks' protests, which is analogous to the nonsensical coup attempt over Trump being a failure and actually losing after a pisspoor job in 2020.
      There are parallels. Jokes aren't usually that complex.
      Taylor Swift was not the direct subject of the joke, but her fans were, which made the punchline work.

  • @shawnadmire5309
    @shawnadmire5309 Před rokem +483

    "And the twin." what an underrated joke. fantastic

    • @MissZXC16
      @MissZXC16 Před rokem +12

      Hahaha I had to double check I heard it right. Twin, not twins. 🤪😁

    • @jpnwtn
      @jpnwtn Před rokem +21

      I was waiting for Che to ask for clarification on that 😆

    • @asabifatosin1150
      @asabifatosin1150 Před rokem

      😂

    • @Risaala
      @Risaala Před rokem

      It was incredible!

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 Před rokem

      Plus the two names before it sounded like plurals. Like does she have two Nicky's and two Peppers?

  • @bwmertz
    @bwmertz Před rokem +110

    "Aww that's sweet, only two years after their dads were there!" Che's extreme violence on the crowd tonight 🤣🤣

  • @gspendlove
    @gspendlove Před rokem +855

    Heidi is hilarious, but Kenan is a comedic genius. Every time he said, "Hey, Che! Che!", I lost it. So glad he's still here.

    • @11cabadger
      @11cabadger Před rokem +9

      Reminded me of "Michael. Michael. Michael." Different vibe but still funny.

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove Před rokem +2

      @@thisisajoke0 Says the man who uses a ridiculously stupid 4chan meme as an icon. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sun_free
      @sun_free Před rokem +7

      Tough to remember which night is wild and which one is regular 😂😂😂

    • @togetherwegrow8340
      @togetherwegrow8340 Před rokem +5

      This is from Cornelius lol

    • @jeremye5714
      @jeremye5714 Před rokem +4

      I thought it was less then whelming

  • @beigefox6579
    @beigefox6579 Před rokem +103

    "Using that desk to hide your dirty jeans" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stirlingarcher7972
    @stirlingarcher7972 Před rokem +679

    As soon as I saw Heidi’s hair in the thumbnail I knew it was the ‘every boxer’s wife’ character. Heidi is always hilarious. 🥰

  • @thomaschinyere-ezeh8645
    @thomaschinyere-ezeh8645 Před rokem +90

    Che just trying to get the loudest groans from the crowd. Dude is straight savage

  • @soundgal_sine_qua_non
    @soundgal_sine_qua_non Před rokem +46

    "What?! Tommy never asked why one of his kids was black??" "Tommy don't see color." I cackled.

  • @batgurrl
    @batgurrl Před rokem +510

    Thanks SNL for continuing to post Weekend Update in its entirety making the comedy flow so smoothly. This was truly hilarious and loved the Micheal B Jordan end.

    • @patrickfinnegan7489
      @patrickfinnegan7489 Před rokem +5

      I come to the comments just to see this dumb comment every week.

    • @RobertXPhotography
      @RobertXPhotography Před rokem +1

      Where's the comedy? It's like watching high school theater kids trying to be funny

    • @miketustin4075
      @miketustin4075 Před rokem

      @@RobertXPhotography change your depends and watch white supremacists comedy on Fox

    • @RobertXPhotography
      @RobertXPhotography Před rokem +1

      @@miketustin4075 Let me guess.. you have pronouns lol

    • @miketustin4075
      @miketustin4075 Před rokem +8

      @@RobertXPhotography let me guess.... you're desperate for attention so you whine about "liberals" everywhere you can.

  • @michaelwilliams369
    @michaelwilliams369 Před rokem +32

    Kenan as Carl the Doorman - “Aye Che, Che, you know that little kid came around looking for you right? I think he said his name was DeMichael. He said “Tell Che my momma said he gotta take me to the zoo.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @krismccoy8581
      @krismccoy8581 Před rokem +1

      I'm slow. I didn't catch that the name was funny until now.

  • @geethinks
    @geethinks Před rokem +15

    Che hitting em hard with the Texas baby joke and followed up with the Kanye reference. Classic.

  • @jenjay0167
    @jenjay0167 Před rokem +20

    Tommy don’t see color...that’s nice.😂😂😂😂 funniest line of the night!!

  • @susiesan
    @susiesan Před rokem +27

    "You're the reason Tommy watches more Sesame Street than the kids" line killed me

  • @6StringPassion.
    @6StringPassion. Před rokem +17

    "You know the the one...That lady. She's like real smart". Wow. I know her too!

  • @BUUOC
    @BUUOC Před rokem +16

    I love that six cats are looking for Michael Che.

  • @MochaDoll
    @MochaDoll Před rokem +64

    Lol the Kanye joke got me 🤣🤣

  • @misstrice84
    @misstrice84 Před rokem +27

    Heidi killed that bit. 😂 Can't wait to see what else she does.

  • @jessetorres8738
    @jessetorres8738 Před rokem +101

    0:55. Reminder: Jimmy Carter turned 98 back in October. If he can make it another 21 months he'll be the 1st U.S. President to turn 100 years old.

    • @queennoneya601
      @queennoneya601 Před rokem

      The peanut farmer was my absolute favorite president til trump.

    • @dundermifflinity
      @dundermifflinity Před rokem

      @@queennoneya601 trump is comedy gold, I’ll give you that. He’s such a moron

    • @bonghunezhou5051
      @bonghunezhou5051 Před rokem

      @@queennoneya601 donkey ➡ elephant 😐

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove Před rokem +1

      And he's still writing books, building houses and making babies. 😎

    • @quinetastic
      @quinetastic Před rokem

      @@queennoneya601 tRump was an objectively *awful* president and shall be going to prison soon 🤞

  • @drbigmdftnu
    @drbigmdftnu Před rokem +7

    "His potato is BAKED, Creedy...."

  • @randyranderson690
    @randyranderson690 Před rokem +14

    That bit about Jesus and Hitler with Kanye is just priceless

  • @phatmantv
    @phatmantv Před rokem +51

    That take my kids to the sisters chick is a classic I never get sick of.

  • @DJMarcO138
    @DJMarcO138 Před rokem +44

    That Kanye joke Che dropped was fuckin' savage!! xD

  • @elvis1745
    @elvis1745 Před rokem +103

    This character of Heidi will never get old! Awesome performance!

    • @licoreen
      @licoreen Před rokem +1

      When she created the character, I wonder if she ever dreamed she would eventually get to cozy up to movie stars Matt Damon (Tommy) and Michael B. Jordan (Creedy). 😂

  • @tyresehall5642
    @tyresehall5642 Před rokem +41

    Kenan Thompson is a comedy legend; his 20th season of SNL and he did a good job hosting the 2022 People Choice Awards. Also, it's been a while since 2018, Heidi Gardner's character Angel, Every Boxer's from Every Boxing Movie Ever return to Weekend Update desk for her 4th appearance.

  • @JohnMoseley
    @JohnMoseley Před rokem +6

    Surely that's Senator Rick Scott bursting out of John Hurt's stomach during lunch on the Nostromo.

  • @elaexplorer
    @elaexplorer Před rokem +19

    OMG we haven't seen Angel in forever. One of the best characters.

  • @Baby0din
    @Baby0din Před rokem +15

    I like how Colin is just leaning into the "Honey" call out; it gets me every time 🤣

  • @Juschillin2024
    @Juschillin2024 Před rokem +54

    Almost spit out my soda with that Texas abortion joke! 🤣

  • @ethanmattix
    @ethanmattix Před rokem +11

    So glad we're getting more world building for Every Boxer's Girlfriend.

  • @adamrivera2499
    @adamrivera2499 Před rokem +64

    Keenan is just pure gold thanx for the laughs all these years

    • @Beachdudeca
      @Beachdudeca Před rokem +3

      Omfg can we agree that Heidi Gardner is an Amazing Comedic Character Actress

    • @adamrivera2499
      @adamrivera2499 Před rokem

      @@Beachdudeca hell ya she has funny characters she is also one of my favs

  • @Iloveswedes
    @Iloveswedes Před rokem +12

    Only two years after their dads were there! HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!
    And Kenan killed it. LOL

  • @paulmayon8821
    @paulmayon8821 Před rokem +22

    The meteorite on the polar bear,was an amazing joke

    • @igorschmidlapp6987
      @igorschmidlapp6987 Před rokem +3

      Especially since polar bears are in the arctic, NOT Antarctica... LOL

  • @macallred335
    @macallred335 Před rokem +3

    Did she say “and the TWIN”? Like with nos “S”?
    Hilarious and slept on. Subtle funny like that is amazing.

  • @kitoushi66
    @kitoushi66 Před rokem +11

    Im so happy that Hiedi has brought back Angel. I loved this character.

  • @smaugwarriors5543
    @smaugwarriors5543 Před rokem +10

    Really, No comment on "The Twin". That would have been a flood of jokes

  • @lemon-xh9rw
    @lemon-xh9rw Před rokem +215

    These guys have been on point all season. If and when they leave i think we’ll all miss them. Stay for a few more seasons, guys. We need it.

    • @LVIS-a
      @LVIS-a Před rokem +1

      They've been on TV too

    • @unclewilbur8976
      @unclewilbur8976 Před rokem +1

      You missed the glory days of SNL.
      Gilda Radnor, Gene WIllder, Chevy Chase, Al Franken, John Belushi, Dan Ackroid, Jane Curtain, etc... were so much better.
      Tina Fey and Kate McKinon are awesome in recent times though.

    • @smokenroach1
      @smokenroach1 Před rokem

      Polar bears are not in antarctic. Not on point!

    • @nehemiahpouncey3607
      @nehemiahpouncey3607 Před rokem +1

      Funfact:chevy chase started weekend
      Update.
      Also the first news guy on it

    • @nehemiahpouncey3607
      @nehemiahpouncey3607 Před rokem +1

      Weekend update been on SNL since
      The 70's.
      Even when weir dead they will still
      Do weekend update.

  • @ManyTriangles
    @ManyTriangles Před rokem +11

    I think this is 3 weeks in a row that Collin has had a sassy “honey” in his lines.

  • @yorocco1
    @yorocco1 Před rokem +30

    I’m guessing I’m not the only woman who swooned a little when MBJ said “you’re coming home with me tonight”.

  • @_braune_
    @_braune_ Před rokem +48

    Jost has been on absolute fire lately. The contour joke had me cracking up

  • @bilaljahi5364
    @bilaljahi5364 Před rokem +5

    “He don’t see no colors no numbers and no shapes”😂😂😂😂

  • @theyorkrose5274
    @theyorkrose5274 Před rokem +190

    Thanks as always for uploading the segment as one video 😊

  • @jessicaross2869
    @jessicaross2869 Před rokem +5

    OMG!! LMAO "Ay Che....che...!"

  • @adamburton4327
    @adamburton4327 Před rokem +3

    And the Twin she said!! LOL the one that's left LMAO

  • @Redmarstar
    @Redmarstar Před rokem +9

    This was A deliciously Savage weekend update. Dammn y'all!🤣

  • @atrobertson1977
    @atrobertson1977 Před rokem +17

    I'M FREAKIN CRYIN LMMFAO!!🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Tommy don't see no color!!" "That's nice..." "No...He don't see ANYTHING!! NO color! NO numbers, shapes... NOTHING!!" 💀 😂😂 "I'm takin the kids to my sister's!!"

  • @patchdavis35
    @patchdavis35 Před rokem +2

    Ain't no polar bears in Antarctica. Never were.

  • @b.l.o.c.k.6648
    @b.l.o.c.k.6648 Před rokem +2

    Polar bears don’t live in Antarctica. What’s left of the arctic is their natural habitat😢

  • @ab-mq4fm
    @ab-mq4fm Před rokem +5

    I have to say this part of snl is the number one reason why I watch SNL. These guys are hilarious!!!!!!!

  • @azikbear
    @azikbear Před rokem +3

    When the whole crowd goes “OOOOHHH” you know it’s a good one.

  • @corenthiahurley9258
    @corenthiahurley9258 Před rokem +12

    Che is on one in this skit 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stuartomahony5364
    @stuartomahony5364 Před rokem +8

    The doorman skit was class too Keenan gets funnier in update

  • @JohnEboyee
    @JohnEboyee Před rokem +5

    That Yahoo joke got me 😄

  • @alekesam
    @alekesam Před rokem +10

    8:06 The audience pre-emptively laughed expecting the usual ,"It's not real" from Che. Lol

  • @jaakpotts
    @jaakpotts Před rokem +18

    Every boxers wife gives me Drita of Mob Wives vibes 😂

    • @wendi2819
      @wendi2819 Před rokem +3

      That's it!!!!! Maybe Drita D'avanzo is the Sista. LOL 😂

  • @bobbsmith1959
    @bobbsmith1959 Před rokem +13

    Heidi Gardner is such a gift. She has brought SNL back.

    • @KUROHiTO88
      @KUROHiTO88 Před rokem

      She's hilarious on the animated show, Supermansion.

  • @veronicamulero2189
    @veronicamulero2189 Před rokem +4

    Hilarious… really people didn’t realize that polar-bears don’t exist on Antarctica. 🤣🤣🤣 and Che was laughing at them.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @beatdizzy
    @beatdizzy Před rokem +24

    Che is the best and getting better 💚

  • @J4JO
    @J4JO Před rokem +1

    "the secret to Spike's long life...all Chahuahuas look the same" I'm done 🤣

  • @TKFLam3
    @TKFLam3 Před rokem +3

    Why MBJ looking like spiderman when he 1st got his powers.

  • @aliyahpullin2432
    @aliyahpullin2432 Před rokem +8

    Heidi’s “Go Chiefs!!” at the end! ❤️💛 always nice to see the folks from KC stickin true to their roots!

  • @Rattenhoofd
    @Rattenhoofd Před rokem +16

    10:45 Che's little wheeze after Jordan says "Creedie".

  • @PrydeWater901
    @PrydeWater901 Před rokem +5

    Adonis Creed is every boxer’s girlfriend’s ex she ain’t quite over.

  • @_space.pony_
    @_space.pony_ Před rokem +26

    The burrito season toilet apocalypse comment is the only thing to ever make me laugh out loud. Thank you Colin

  • @davcar23
    @davcar23 Před rokem +6

    Wow Adonis Creed is a good actor, if his boxing career goes down he should go in to the movies.

  • @gh5208
    @gh5208 Před rokem +36

    Seriously great writers and delivery tonight! VERY funny!!

  • @malenotyalc
    @malenotyalc Před rokem +4

    Best boxing PSA for young boys ever.

  • @charlottepizzillo7936
    @charlottepizzillo7936 Před rokem +10

    I love Heidi Gardner beyond words

  • @k.lynnecollier7763
    @k.lynnecollier7763 Před rokem +2

    "No, he don't see any colors, numbers or shapes!" 😂

  • @tyffaneelavely8087
    @tyffaneelavely8087 Před rokem +12

    I always love how they don't know what news they are going to read, until they are literally reading it 😂😂

  • @petrab.285
    @petrab.285 Před rokem +32

    I'd watch a full length movie with Heidi and Michael in those roles! Really engaging!

  • @Blackronin357
    @Blackronin357 Před rokem +7

    Heidi getting her blacked sfw dreams met this episode and I'm here for it!

  • @dylanking6871
    @dylanking6871 Před rokem +2

    I thought his name was Norman! Norman the doorman!

  • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066

    Eating cheese before bed could give you nightmares....
    If you're eating cheese in bed till you pass out, your life is already a nightmare!😂😂😂
    Yeah like when I heard, if you lick a certain type of toad, you'll get really f***ed up!
    And I thought to myself, "yeah if you're that thirsty to escape reality that you're lickin toads, you're probably already really f***ed up to begin with!😂

  • @BFDSProductions
    @BFDSProductions Před rokem +2

    Polar bears live in the frozen Arctic landscape, the northernmost point on the planet. They are not found in Antarctica, even though the North and South poles are both snow-covered, icy-cold environments. Polar bears range across the Arctic Ocean, in parts of Canada, Alaska, Russia, Greenland and Norway (Svalbard).

  • @tourelevant364
    @tourelevant364 Před rokem +41

    Kenan is hilarious!

  • @danniewin
    @danniewin Před rokem +5

    When Che said Awwe that’s sweet in only 2 years when their dads were there

  • @RealEyes.Realize.RealLies

    I gotta start watching SNL again...this had me ctfu 🤣😂🤣😅

  • @katycobian5707
    @katycobian5707 Před rokem +3

    “I’m ready and willing to fully cooperate, mother.”

  • @iamskippy
    @iamskippy Před rokem +8

    It’s worth the wait to get *the full Weekend Update* …instead of watching it in 90 seconds long clips.

    • @mvuto137
      @mvuto137 Před rokem

      I second that 100%
      Or watching it on a bootleg channel where they zoom in and out to try to avoid the algorithm police.

  • @rpavlik1
    @rpavlik1 Před rokem +2

    Wrong pole for the polar bear 🤦

  • @CoolBreezeHeals
    @CoolBreezeHeals Před rokem +4

    Yahoo also has backup hamsters in wheels in case the server gets crowded.

  • @cgonz8
    @cgonz8 Před rokem +12

    Every boxer's girlfriend belongs in the Weekend Update character pantheon with Stephon, gay couple from new jersey, Garth and Kat, guy who just bought a boat, and Pete Davidson

    • @msarwar01
      @msarwar01 Před rokem

      And Moynihan’s ‘Drunk uncle’ skit

  • @khard5717
    @khard5717 Před rokem +5

    I'm glad a few of the older members are still there

  • @madmartigan2106
    @madmartigan2106 Před rokem +2

    Man, there ain’t no polar bears in Antarctica.

  • @austinl169
    @austinl169 Před rokem +8

    BEST. NEW. CHARACTERS. The doorman shows Kenan is the dean of comedy at Studio 8H. And the boxer's girlfriend...what drama! What laffs!!! The writers were on fire for this one, great stories! Well done, SNL!!!

  • @WillieWeed
    @WillieWeed Před rokem +333

    Heidi is all over Jordan in nearly every skit. Wonder how she managed that?

  • @mikejammac994
    @mikejammac994 Před rokem +3

    And the twin. She's so funny

  • @blueprairiedog
    @blueprairiedog Před rokem +3

    Love the Kanye burn. No one is more deserving.

  • @LukeBrahler
    @LukeBrahler Před rokem +7

    This was one of the best Updates of the season

  • @DanielWright-np3fq
    @DanielWright-np3fq Před 3 měsíci

    Michael B. Jordan can do no wrong. Love that guy!

  • @crimsonfirelily
    @crimsonfirelily Před rokem +2

    His potato is baked! 😆 🤣 😂 😹 💜✌

  • @stephanurkel7567
    @stephanurkel7567 Před rokem +16

    "And only 2 years after their Dads were there". 😵💀

  • @aprylb.3718
    @aprylb.3718 Před rokem +7

    Heidi was so funny!, That accent had me rolling.. ♥♥☺☺

  • @Figgs313
    @Figgs313 Před rokem +1

    Hey Che Che + Project Texas Story = me really enjoying this

  • @harryh5620
    @harryh5620 Před rokem +10

    I have a serious crush on Heidi.

  • @aslackjr4466
    @aslackjr4466 Před rokem +1

    Any time either of them jokes about the Pope, it kills!

  • @aguythatworkstoomuch4624

    Heidi it a total TEN.

  • @reidflemingworldstoughestm1394

    "There's no mwoah clams in his chowdah."

  • @ononoma
    @ononoma Před rokem +4

    Everything great about this segment