How much would Yuuko's medical bills be if she was injured realistically? [Nichijou]

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  • @GooseyBoosey
    @GooseyBoosey  Před 8 měsíci +689

    Another nichijou video coming soon :D

    • @Changed.User100
      @Changed.User100 Před 7 měsíci +6

      *boom sound effect*

    • @andersnelson
      @andersnelson Před 7 měsíci +2

      Yuuko Aioi has the worst luck of any character ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @psychotherabbit5997
    @psychotherabbit5997 Před 8 měsíci +7557

    Realistically, would be easier to simply see how much her funeral would cost since she most likely wouldnt survived the flying cow at the very start of the series

    • @RandomHans
      @RandomHans Před 8 měsíci +397

      nichijou dream theory

    • @SirBitesALot101
      @SirBitesALot101 Před 8 měsíci +170

      @@RandomHansIt's Pokemon all over again

    • @RandomHans
      @RandomHans Před 8 měsíci +130

      @@SirBitesALot101 lots of series have that stupid dream theory attached to it but true

    • @AoiHeartStranger
      @AoiHeartStranger Před 7 měsíci +36

      ​@@RandomHanswhat about nichijou cartoon theory, does that seem plausible to you?

    • @RandomHans
      @RandomHans Před 7 měsíci +32

      @@AoiHeartStranger its a theory very convincing it might as well be true

  • @brienfreid
    @brienfreid Před 8 měsíci +5051

    "minor injury, no treatment needed"
    *projects a fucking beam into the sky out of agony*

    • @ApolJooce
      @ApolJooce Před 8 měsíci +411

      Pain =\= Severity
      As absolutely silly as that seems, it's just how it is. I've seen people cry over stubbed toes and feel almost nothing when they have a huge cut in their hand.
      Why this is? I have hypotheses.

    • @KunReku
      @KunReku Před 8 měsíci +49

      @@ApolJooceok let me hear it

    • @ssjcrafter8842
      @ssjcrafter8842 Před 8 měsíci +36

      @@ApolJooce ok but what does you having a hypothesis have to do with pain =/= severity?

    • @GoldenRedder
      @GoldenRedder Před 8 měsíci +35

      ApolJooce
      I cut my thumb. My hand was converd in blood. It wasn't that painful.

    • @SakuraKotoni
      @SakuraKotoni Před 8 měsíci +98

      I'm pretty sure (but also I'm not a medical professional) that the reason more severe injuries can seemingly hurt less is due to the adrenaline. Adrenaline is nuts.

  • @rustycottonprograms1342
    @rustycottonprograms1342 Před 8 měsíci +5013

    Damn. America's medical billing system hurts more than their injuries combined.

    • @axcelleria
      @axcelleria Před 8 měsíci +110

      That's exactly what i about to say 😂

    • @BirdsBestAnimal
      @BirdsBestAnimal Před 8 měsíci +345

      I dislocated my elbow once, i searched the price and thank god i dont live in the US because 17000$-30000$ is insane

    • @jktech2117
      @jktech2117 Před 8 měsíci +141

      ​@@BirdsBestAnimalbruh my $60/month health plan in brazil is already enough for many stuff :p

    • @Shinku_no_sanbun
      @Shinku_no_sanbun Před 8 měsíci +69

      I mean the character is in Japan so she actually pays almost nothing.

    • @KodeKhot
      @KodeKhot Před 8 měsíci +68

      ​@@BirdsBestAnimalin Mexico one private doctor for 100 or 150 USD can fix this shit.

  • @d34dnes
    @d34dnes Před 8 měsíci +1980

    The real joke here is the American healthcare system.

    • @Stachelbeeerchen
      @Stachelbeeerchen Před 8 měsíci +50

      Yeah it's a joke but in europe the cost also gets calculated and send to the insurance company. You can ask them to see your medical bills and they'll maybe send you a copy where you can see that you'll be in debt if not for that great system.

    • @nemuiexe
      @nemuiexe Před 8 měsíci +12

      ​@@Stachelbeeerchenwhy u keep saying this in every comment

    • @vsbung
      @vsbung Před 7 měsíci +52

      @@nemuiexe hes european; he HAS to flex how his continent is the best one

    • @Smougda
      @Smougda Před 7 měsíci +47

      ​@@vsbungas a european, indeed, we like to flex that we are the pinnacle of western civilization.

    • @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam9612
      @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam9612 Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@Smougda That's what working nijers to the bone for centuries gets you I guess.

  • @amadii8768
    @amadii8768 Před 8 měsíci +2565

    about the dog one, wouldn't you technically need to check for rabies and other animal carried diseases? that costs money even without the actual cure in the situation of such

    • @GooseyBoosey
      @GooseyBoosey  Před 8 měsíci +747

      Ah I'll keep that in mind next time

    • @timmyc9915
      @timmyc9915 Před 8 měsíci +196

      @@GooseyBoosey yea rabies can be pretty much fatal if I recall, so she'd be practically dead if left untreated

    • @valdo6231
      @valdo6231 Před 8 měsíci +109

      ​@@timmyc9915 The cost of a rabies pack cost $350, but the entire treatment can cost between $3000 to $8000.

    • @Supermynci9000
      @Supermynci9000 Před 8 měsíci +61

      Well the good news is it doesn't look like the dog has rabies. It would be behaving much differently than what was shown in the show.

    • @PersonalPariah
      @PersonalPariah Před 8 měsíci +26

      The bite didn't appear to break the skin or draw blood, so perhaps not.

  • @nicholasparadis1559
    @nicholasparadis1559 Před 8 měsíci +816

    Getting hit with Daruma Ohtoshi: Hospital visit.
    Getting hit with a pop fly baseball: She's just fine.

    • @nicholasparadis1559
      @nicholasparadis1559 Před 8 měsíci +48

      @@GooseyBoosey The human skull is a wonderful thing!

    • @MegaSimmaster
      @MegaSimmaster Před 8 měsíci +46

      Its a bunch of japanese baseball players, too. You know those kids are playing to get into college, not just fun.

    • @mfirdanhb
      @mfirdanhb Před 8 měsíci +6

      eh American logic put into an anime it tends to do that

    • @theKobus
      @theKobus Před 7 měsíci +2

      Mio rage at point blank range though.

    • @dumbfanta3873
      @dumbfanta3873 Před 7 měsíci +2

      I got hit w a baseball on the head and it knocked me out 😭😭 that shoulda been a hospital visit imo

  • @szandorkane6372
    @szandorkane6372 Před 8 měsíci +443

    It is very generous that you did not add any cost for the long-term therapist consultations she would require after the tram incident.

  • @desuordie4856
    @desuordie4856 Před 8 měsíci +842

    Good thing she's in the japanese healthcare system and not the dystopian US healthcare system.

    • @entropybentwhistle
      @entropybentwhistle Před 8 měsíci +71

      Yup. If her parents don’t have insurance through work, end result is they’re bankrupt and she’s dead.

    • @iamkneel517
      @iamkneel517 Před 8 měsíci +64

      @@entropybentwhistle i'm pretty sure even if you're unemployed you're covered for about 70% of fees in japan

    • @Stachelbeeerchen
      @Stachelbeeerchen Před 8 měsíci +13

      In european healthcare the cost still gets calculated and send to the insurance company so you can still calculate it.

    • @bupirochi
      @bupirochi Před 7 měsíci +13

      @@entropybentwhistleNop, health is universal, even for non workers

    • @fredericabitch3983
      @fredericabitch3983 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Dystopian

  • @johnmoreno6903
    @johnmoreno6903 Před 8 měsíci +377

    You forget to account for internal injuries when struck in the gut, especially at 2:43
    Houdini was killed simply by getting punched as it ruptured his appendix, a headbutt like this would no doubt cause internal damages equal to being hit by a car, could even break ribs or rupture organs
    And 2:56 would just straight out kill her, between the top of the skull and the metal ball is a focal point where they collide, concentrating all the force into a small area, and with how her body didn’t crumple, there’s no shock absorption to lessen the blow, realistically, the ball should’ve caved in her head, causing a crush injury to the brain itself as it is also then punctured by shards of bone, even with immediate emergency help, it would be a miracle if she only ends up braindead and not dead-dead

    • @Fritz_A.
      @Fritz_A. Před 7 měsíci +9

      I thought it was the left and right sides of the skull?

    • @johnmoreno6903
      @johnmoreno6903 Před 7 měsíci +11

      @@Fritz_A. I dunno if new research came out against what I’m saying, but the top is supposed to be the weakest pat of the skull, especially when they’re so young in their teens as it only finishes completely fusing by 30
      Perhaps after the top is fully fused and ossified is it much stronger
      But even then, when it comes to a falling metal ball, hitting the top of the skull is a disaster as both top and ball are…spherical, and so, when they collide, they touch only at a focal point, thus all that force gets concentrated to one spot, and seeing how it drove Yuuko through the floor, it’s obvious none of that force was deflected, in short, Yuuko would suffer severe brain hemorrhaging from having shards of her skull pushed into her brain, and likely would also have a crush injury on her brain itself as the sphere would’ve pushed into her head after cracking her skull open the way it should’ve, if Yuuko’s body had crumpled or the ball rolled off her head with a more glancing blow, she probably would’ve received a much less severe injury, but looking at it now, she would 100% die regardless of injury, especially because there’s no immediate help, she either dies instantly from her head caving in to the ball, she dies quickly before arriving to any hospital, she dies in the hospital from complications onset from severe brain trauma, or she dies from having the plug pulled on her as she’d become braindead

    • @oracidrep
      @oracidrep Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@@johnmoreno6903 the metal ball that drops on her head is actually a bell, not solid metal. They weigh roughly 5kg or 11lbs and are usually suspended only a few feet above where your head would be. The low falling distance combined with the flexibility and relative light weight of the bell would no doubt be very painful and maybe causing a fracture, but probably wouldn't cause death.

    • @moalboris239
      @moalboris239 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Houdini likely wasn't killed by the punch at all. He had appendicitis that was hidden by the punches he got to the gut making him think he was just feeling pain form hits.

    • @johnmoreno6903
      @johnmoreno6903 Před 7 měsíci +2

      @@moalboris239 yes, appendicitis had his appendix swollen and caused him to be feeling ill that day, the punch ruptured it while simultaneously making it seem the pain of the now-ruptured appendix was just lingering pain from the punch, without appendicitis, it would’ve taken much more extreme harm to rupture the appendix

  • @snaiy1147
    @snaiy1147 Před 8 měsíci +162

    Yuuko: Literally dies, gone, reduced to atoms
    Him: Minor injuries, no treatment needed (maybe bandages)
    Me: Reasonable, have a nice day

  • @ErikratKhandnalie
    @ErikratKhandnalie Před 8 měsíci +822

    In civilized countries, it would be at most a few hundred dollars.
    Also, Nichijou continues to be the most underrated thing out of Japan.

    • @szandorkane6372
      @szandorkane6372 Před 8 měsíci +65

      I didn't wanna say it but by the middle of the video I also thought "But..none of this would cost her anythi-" but then I remembered. Though to be fair it might just be general medical cost, not what she has to pay, yet that should then be MUCH higher since a CT or MRT, which a lot of these head injuries require, cost A LOT.

    • @KillFrenzy96
      @KillFrenzy96 Před 7 měsíci +18

      ​@@szandorkane6372Actual medical treatment cost is still way less than what the US charges.

    • @realdragon
      @realdragon Před 7 měsíci +4

      @@KillFrenzy96 Lol, who owuld have thought a hospital run by people who care about money would charge more than actual cost of running

    • @Wingnut353
      @Wingnut353 Před 7 měsíci

      @@KillFrenzy96 you wouldn't get charged this in the US either... I was in the hospital for a week and that was only 35k... a skull fracture which was the most expensive thing here at 100k.... would really probably only be under 10k not 100k... since it would involve some scans, but not likely more than 1 or 2 nights of observation.

    • @tfae
      @tfae Před 7 měsíci +2

      Socialized healthcare is good because you don't need to feel guilty about bullying Yuuko

  • @ed_cmntonly
    @ed_cmntonly Před 7 měsíci +122

    its funny how the "injuries" where she can be actually seriously hurt is treated like normal jokes whilst the "injuries" where she doesn't even get hurt at all can cause the multiverse to implode upon creation

  • @timmyc9915
    @timmyc9915 Před 8 měsíci +67

    Bruh, $250,000 right out of her pocket will leave her broke and homeless for life.

    • @spamcan9208
      @spamcan9208 Před 8 měsíci +25

      Good thing she lives in Japan.

    • @phragrunt5680
      @phragrunt5680 Před 7 měsíci +10

      Indeed. A video called how to survive usa. Said that you must not get ill because a singke bruise wil cost you millions of dollars, and youmwil, get homeless just like if you go to college

  • @hoarder1919
    @hoarder1919 Před 8 měsíci +164

    those wooden toys in the first 10 seconds actually fell from a really high altitude like several hundred meters, there's a good chance she would be dead or gravely injured.
    also: girl gets bitten by by a dog so hard the soundwave of her scream pierces every planet in the Sol system
    Murican doctah: doesn't look particularly nasty, no medical intervention needed🗿🗿🗿

    • @pongsazaaa
      @pongsazaaa Před 8 měsíci +6

      is that cow made out of wood or ceramic?

    • @hoarder1919
      @hoarder1919 Před 8 měsíci +10

      @@pongsazaaa it sounded like a wooden thing when it landed on the ground. Even if it's plastic, it's not a pepsi bottle plastic, it's some solid plastic judging by the sound so it would be very dangerous if it landed on the head from very high

    • @andersnelson
      @andersnelson Před 7 měsíci +2

      ​@@hoarder1919 there is an equation in physics:
      P = mv
      It means "momentum = mass x velocity"
      So even if the mass/weight of a object is small, the momentum will be huge if the velocity is huge.
      A little wooden toy has little mass. But when it falls from a huge distance, it has huge velocity or speed. So the toy has huge momentum (aka huge killing power).
      This anime character would be in big trouble if anime followed the laws of physics.
      Of course, we know that anime doesn't follow physics, as we can see from looking at certain characters' chests.

    • @k2ggers961
      @k2ggers961 Před 7 měsíci +1

      ​@andersnelson this doesn't take into account terminal velocity, which is a result of air resistance, which is calculates by the mass of an object. An object with low mass has a low terminal velocity. Even if a penny were to fall from orbit onto your head, it is unlikely to hurt you, much less cause a concussion.

    • @andersnelson
      @andersnelson Před 7 měsíci

      @@k2ggers961 Oops, I forgot about air resistance.
      I guess I'm about as smart as the person who thinks that a bowling ball falls faster that a volleyball.

  • @ruriva4931
    @ruriva4931 Před 7 měsíci +26

    It’s hilarious to see the impact frames with “Minor injury no need for treatment” written on top of it

  • @sajibprobably230
    @sajibprobably230 Před 7 měsíci +34

    People wonder why Yuuko is struggling with her grades
    I guess all of those skull fractures and concussions aren't an excuse.

  • @ydrib6086
    @ydrib6086 Před 8 měsíci +15

    1:15 bro imagine waking around 3 am slapping your daughter because you cant sleep due to her screaming, you slap her she loses her balance falls GETS A SKULL FRACTURE and now youre 100,000$ in debt to the hospital💀☠️

  • @VectoRaith
    @VectoRaith Před 8 měsíci +20

    I don't know in the US, but dog bite in 3:08 requires mandatory rabies vaccine in my place. So it will cost some fortune I guess.

  • @V0W4N
    @V0W4N Před 7 měsíci +11

    3:02 "minor injury"
    DECIMATED THE ENTIRE HOUSE

  • @couldnt-think-of-a-usernamelol
    @couldnt-think-of-a-usernamelol Před 8 měsíci +10

    3:31

  • @cinnamonroll5865
    @cinnamonroll5865 Před 7 měsíci +8

    2:41 Naw that's a ribcage fracture right there

  • @thesharkpianist
    @thesharkpianist Před 8 měsíci +82

    3:07 Regarding one of the comments about treating dog bites for rabies, based on my personal experience a rabies vaccine treatment (because you have to visit the doctor at least four times, getting a series of doses over the course of two weeks) currently costs around 4000 USD.
    That said, if you're already vaccinated for rabies and you get bit a subsequent time, I'm told you have to get a slightly different treatment. But you're still getting more vaccine doses. Thankfully I don't know how much that costs.

  • @ripleydrawsandthings
    @ripleydrawsandthings Před 7 měsíci +14

    Unfortunately, there’s also the problem of repeated head trauma…when you have one concussion, you are more apt to get another. This can cause major brain damage.

  • @_-jeffrodo.m.-_1546
    @_-jeffrodo.m.-_1546 Před 7 měsíci +15

    it feels good to live in a country with free and good healthcare

    • @ponteirodorato
      @ponteirodorato Před 7 měsíci +1

      My country is not good for living in an overview, but having accessible free healthcare is really useful for us

    • @moalboris239
      @moalboris239 Před 7 měsíci

      I mean you say that but I've seen way too many guys having to wait a year and half or more for cancer scans in free healthcare countries. To the point I've had quite a few Canadians jump the border because they want to know if they are dying or not. Time for the "We can't give you treatment until we know this is actually the problem but we'll need to schedule you a body scan in a year and a half from now."

    • @elk3407
      @elk3407 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@moalboris239 Canada has one of the worst healthcare systems in the world, because the conservative party is ACTIVELY sabotaging it at every turn making it run slower an less efficient because they want to privatized it. The Canadian conservatives also stagnant the economy and generally make the country worse.... but people here are kinda stupid so they elect them for a while, realize they are terrible and then elect the liberals.... who are also total clowns. Then people realize that, and elect the conservatives again. What's the point of a many party system if people only elect two parties that both suck?
      Anyway political rants aside, mostly anywhere else with free healthcare it runs as well or BETTER than the states. Canada sucks because tin pot government doesn't care if people die, they want money!

  • @Vendavalez
    @Vendavalez Před 8 měsíci +30

    I think this estimate severely underestimated the degree, and thus the cost of treatment, of the emotional damage.

  • @RingoBuns
    @RingoBuns Před 8 měsíci +18

    With the dog bite, it may be necessary to get a rabies shot if her immunizations aren’t up to date.

  • @hrzmann
    @hrzmann Před 7 měsíci +57

    Damn these bills are insane. I once had a metatarsal fracture. Thaumatology hospital turned out to be in 600 meters from my apartment (because of soviet city planning), they threated me for free and I got paid 60% of my salary by the government for the time I was unable to go to work. If the fascist dictatorship that is Russia threats people better than your country, you should really ask your government what they use your taxes for.

    • @o_sagui6583
      @o_sagui6583 Před 7 měsíci +5

      unreasonable military spending . . .

    • @hopefullyhelping6664
      @hopefullyhelping6664 Před 7 měsíci

      They use it for WAR, obviously! Isn’t the USA such a wonderful place to live? :) My mother had stage I cervical cancer and it would have been over _$100,000_ out-of-pocket to treat had we not been medically insured. :))))))

    • @moalboris239
      @moalboris239 Před 7 měsíci

      @@o_sagui6583 I mean people meme that but the education budget is higher than every single European country as a GDP percentage. US spends about 6 percent of it's wealth on education vs. About 3.4 percent on the military. So technically the US is actually more invested in education then most of the world. As in like it blows the vast majority of the world out of the water. The problem tends to be less the military taking up the budget and more that the US is so large that actually organizing half of what is needed is hard to do.

    • @yoch5383
      @yoch5383 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@moalboris239so reconsider your budget your country isnt educated enough if you use your money for your tramps, and its not the state which pay your education is yourself you pays 2 times the bills for your college you even gone bankrupt for this bullshit lmao
      In Europe for most country is free

    • @astupiditalian8442
      @astupiditalian8442 Před 7 měsíci

      @@moalboris239 and yet, they are still stupid

  • @Lazy_Stellaria
    @Lazy_Stellaria Před 7 měsíci +7

    It's a miracle that she wasn't in a coma or lost her memories after being seriously injured at her head skull 💀

  • @gandung777
    @gandung777 Před 8 měsíci +18

    Came here for the meme, left with horror knowing how expensive us medical bills are

  • @DionaTune
    @DionaTune Před 8 měsíci +15

    Title should be "if yuuko was American"

  • @MkmintMerong
    @MkmintMerong Před 8 měsíci +10

    "literally shoots a powerful laser from her mouth"
    "minor injury, no medical treatment needed."

    • @phragrunt5680
      @phragrunt5680 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Wait it wasn't happening in her mind?

  • @lainhikaru5657
    @lainhikaru5657 Před 7 měsíci +2

    In a lot of places that would cost 0, just use public hospitals 😊

  • @SarkBM
    @SarkBM Před 8 měsíci +17

    I'm 28 seconds in and as a european I already find it crazy how a concussion is 800$ 💀

    • @SarkBM
      @SarkBM Před 8 měsíci +8

      200$ FOR A BURN???

    • @BOOMBoom-tv4kv
      @BOOMBoom-tv4kv Před 8 měsíci +1

      Based on US healthcare not Japan

    • @SarkBM
      @SarkBM Před 8 měsíci +1

      @@BOOMBoom-tv4kv I know

    • @Malroth00Returns
      @Malroth00Returns Před 7 měsíci +1

      @@SarkBM seems like they left off a couple of zeros

  • @MattCitrano
    @MattCitrano Před 8 měsíci +80

    A+ content. I'm guessing these are calculated based on U.S. medical costs without insurance?

    • @GooseyBoosey
      @GooseyBoosey  Před 8 měsíci +33

      Yeah

    • @bearman_1826
      @bearman_1826 Před 8 měsíci +28

      Just like Yuuko to go live in America without any medical insurance.

    • @Malroth00Returns
      @Malroth00Returns Před 7 měsíci +5

      and often also the cost with insurance as well, it's not unusual for the first 20,000 or so worth of medical bills each year go to premiums or co-pays.

    • @moalboris239
      @moalboris239 Před 7 měsíci

      @@Malroth00ReturnsWhoever has that insurance needs to get better ones then. I have some cheap dinky insurance and the most I can pay in a year is like 6000 before they have to pay everything. And that's while they are paying 85 percent of all the bills.

  • @PriCap
    @PriCap Před 8 měsíci +3

    wow that american rate tho

  • @johnabyss8566
    @johnabyss8566 Před 8 měsíci +17

    Yuuko is the reason we need free healthcare

  • @maxnum1sgameclub263
    @maxnum1sgameclub263 Před 7 měsíci +4

    I love this anime sooo much, when you think its reaching peak comedy you are still halve way up the mountain. Tyvm this made me smile a lot!

    • @andersnelson
      @andersnelson Před 7 měsíci

      Damn, they really make each injury into a epicly slow sequence. It's so funny 🤣

  • @2minuss
    @2minuss Před 7 měsíci +6

    Man, being Yuuko truly is suffering.

  • @HacksignKT
    @HacksignKT Před 7 měsíci +4

    @1:04 She lands on her head, but no skull fractures or dislocated vertebrae. lol okay...

  • @cyc_lone
    @cyc_lone Před 8 měsíci

    I enjoyed, thank you

  • @navycalvin9337
    @navycalvin9337 Před 8 měsíci +2

    $800 for concussion!? You shi'in me?

  • @ZannyAisling
    @ZannyAisling Před 8 měsíci +5

    like a third of the minor injuries could be a broken bone, lmao. one mustn’t underestimate the torpedo-like capabilities of mio’s skull.

  • @Supersparkplug
    @Supersparkplug Před 8 měsíci +9

    You should rename this to "How much would Yuuko's medical bills be if she was injured realistically... In America" lol
    Japan and the rest of the developed world pay little to nothing for their medical bill outside of medicine and taxes. :P

    • @theender664
      @theender664 Před 7 měsíci

      Not only this is fucked up in us

  • @mayuzanevideos
    @mayuzanevideos Před 8 měsíci +9

    Poor Yuuko's brain keeps getting rattled harder than a typical American football player

  • @HalfOtaku
    @HalfOtaku Před 8 měsíci

    Here before 100k views!
    Like actually, this is a video deserving much more views than it already has for this channel size

  • @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr
    @MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr Před 8 měsíci +5

    3:08
    even if it looks like an adopted pet there is still a chance for rabies
    i'd wager one million dollars

  • @MysticJhn
    @MysticJhn Před 7 měsíci +2

    Why did I cringe in pain most at her stabbing her own thumb with the mechanical pencil?

  • @monkeboi4513
    @monkeboi4513 Před 8 měsíci +3

    American Healthcare System go wild

  • @birisuandrei1551
    @birisuandrei1551 Před 8 měsíci +1

    Meanwhile in europe: insurance says they'll pay 250.000 for you and you'll have to pay the rest on your own.

  • @Vormelon
    @Vormelon Před 7 měsíci +2

    I mean realistically there would be a lot more secondary injuries like whiplash, sprains, strains, stress fractures, infections, etc

  • @snintendog
    @snintendog Před 8 měsíci +1

    You forgot to add all the EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.

  • @leroios
    @leroios Před 8 měsíci

    Nichijou content ? Count me in !

  • @KeylaKey________
    @KeylaKey________ Před 8 měsíci +3

    Poor Yuuko, she seriously need an body guards squad to protect her

  • @jordangardais2251
    @jordangardais2251 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Meanwhile in France : 0€ for all (ty taxes)

  • @seriesredundancy
    @seriesredundancy Před 9 měsíci +11

    time for Sasahara

    • @neepha7324
      @neepha7324 Před 9 měsíci +14

      He's dead in all of them so you'd be looking at the cost of the mortician

  • @duskteal
    @duskteal Před 7 měsíci

    her nervous system is definitely burnt to ashes

  • @Ixarus6713
    @Ixarus6713 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Why does It look like someone's using a noble phantasm on her every time she's hurt?!! 😂😂😂

  • @glitchin2547
    @glitchin2547 Před 8 měsíci

    Very informative

  • @nixy1244
    @nixy1244 Před 8 měsíci +4

    Let’s not forget the therapy she needs after this 😂

  • @leecrawford6560
    @leecrawford6560 Před 7 měsíci

    oh man, as someone a big fan of the anime and manga
    this was hilarious
    thank you for making this video 😁🤣

  • @Makaroff105
    @Makaroff105 Před 7 měsíci

    Now i wanna watch this one

  • @datutturugang666
    @datutturugang666 Před 7 měsíci

    damn, most resilient bone structure ever seen

  • @ougi_rk
    @ougi_rk Před 7 měsíci

    This guy tricked me into watching a nichijou suffering clip compilation

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 Před 7 měsíci +3

    I can't help but notice how often Mio is the perpetrator of violence 😂 She seems to have an innate talent for it.

  • @justarandompotato6272
    @justarandompotato6272 Před 8 měsíci +23

    1:33 get hit by baseball in the head could cause some serious injury.
    2:03 with that kind of fall? Yeah, not only "minor" injury. There are possibility of some bone fracture and concussion. At least another fee is paid for hospital visit and another one if serious injury found.
    2:59 although a minor one, you must check it for possibility of tetanus, so another fee for doctor/hospital visit and another one for tetanus shot
    3:09 you need medical intervention ASAP. Get bitten by a dog is a sure way to contract rabies. A disease with near 100% mortality rate if it not treated immediately.

    • @jokb1613
      @jokb1613 Před 7 měsíci

      2:03 wouldn’t be so bad

  • @popodumman6816
    @popodumman6816 Před 7 měsíci

    I have no idea what I just watched but I would watch it again 10/10

  • @zendio6882
    @zendio6882 Před 9 měsíci +1

    oh my goodness gracious

  • @Codifican2
    @Codifican2 Před 7 měsíci

    I need more

  • @Tainira94
    @Tainira94 Před 7 měsíci

    I like how in the thumbnail the mosquito has a tiny halo over its head.
    What's funny is the insinuation that mosquitoes would go to heaven over hell.

  • @user-js4xl7pw7l
    @user-js4xl7pw7l Před 7 měsíci

    ~gets hit with a sledgehammer~
    Minor injures, no treatment needed

  • @cheatbluevii9123
    @cheatbluevii9123 Před 8 měsíci

    Make more of this please

  • @Sugarlivs
    @Sugarlivs Před 7 měsíci

    We’re not accounting for therapy for half of these

  • @duncanurquhart5278
    @duncanurquhart5278 Před 8 měsíci +4

    you forgot all the therapy bills for dealing with childhood trauma

    • @phragrunt5680
      @phragrunt5680 Před 7 měsíci

      Which childhood trauma? (I didin't see the anime so idk the lore. Btw it impress me how an anime girl character like her gets hurt so often like the stickman sign guy)

    • @duncanurquhart5278
      @duncanurquhart5278 Před 7 měsíci

      @@phragrunt5680ordering coffee 😞

    • @phragrunt5680
      @phragrunt5680 Před 7 měsíci

      @@duncanurquhart5278 what happened there?

    • @alanbareiro6806
      @alanbareiro6806 Před 7 měsíci

      ​@@phragrunt5680 To be fair, her mother physically assaults her, so that maybe counts.

  •  Před 7 měsíci

    3:02 house explodes
    “minor injury, no treatment needed”

  • @MaiorCJ
    @MaiorCJ Před 7 měsíci +1

    When you live in burgerland and pay for literally everything

  • @darkfirestarfall5694
    @darkfirestarfall5694 Před 7 měsíci

    she has to have a "frequent flyer" discount at this point

  • @juanjuri6127
    @juanjuri6127 Před 7 měsíci

    you missed the coffee shop mental breakdown which would leave no physical injury but would require at LEAST five years of therapy to overcome

  • @DJFlare84
    @DJFlare84 Před 7 měsíci +1

    3:15 - She might incur at least a checkup fee as the doctors confirm whether or not she contracts Rabies.

  • @meangirlovania
    @meangirlovania Před 7 měsíci

    Nichijou from Nichijou: explodes with the force of a thousand suns
    The caption: Minor injury, no treatment needed

  • @tiacat11
    @tiacat11 Před 7 měsíci +1

    Re: the dog, it actually would cost a significant amount since it’s advised to always see a doctor after a dog bite - infections + potential diseases carried are a real and present danger, especially if it’s a stray dog or doesn’t have its shots. Even if it’s teeth don’t break the skin, it’s still considered a “bite” and risk of infection remains.

  • @unkirbyjosuke1904
    @unkirbyjosuke1904 Před 7 měsíci +2

    1:18 SKULL FRACTURE?! IS HER HEAD MADE OF EGG SHELLS OR SUM? that's just ridiculous.

  • @SpecialInterestShow
    @SpecialInterestShow Před 7 měsíci

    With the amount of concussions she gets no wonder others are holding onto the brain cells

  • @leohamada6946
    @leohamada6946 Před 8 měsíci +1

    When you get out of the hospital the bills are so high you wish you were dead.

  • @Riyanspot48
    @Riyanspot48 Před 8 měsíci +2

    3:09 don't forget about Rabies Treatment after got bite by a dog.

  • @BloodSlimeNuggit-un9fg
    @BloodSlimeNuggit-un9fg Před 7 měsíci

    Now I know that this can technically be classified as slapstick

  • @unmarkit1027
    @unmarkit1027 Před 8 měsíci

    As a sadist . I feel please . The vine boom sound effect loo

  • @emmylou_a
    @emmylou_a Před 7 měsíci

    the vine booms made me stop drop and roll frfr

  • @shinobix4925
    @shinobix4925 Před 8 měsíci +2

    Now you gotta do this same video but about that one guy in the show who's tsundere admirer is constantly shooting with bazooka's

  • @zerotsolar9742
    @zerotsolar9742 Před 7 měsíci +2

    The dog part is not taken seriously but is the worse one in here.
    The visit to the doctor is obligatory to check on rabies 😅

  • @Niuskayz
    @Niuskayz Před 7 měsíci +1

    I like how they overly overdramatize their injuries 😂

  • @Dimitri-tq8ti
    @Dimitri-tq8ti Před 8 měsíci +3

    I haven't watched the show yet but it seems like she needs some new friends and maybe a change of school😅😂

    • @Dimitri-tq8ti
      @Dimitri-tq8ti Před 8 měsíci +2

      Like she literally got KO'd on a concrete surface for, from what i can tell a harmless joke or perhaps stealing food...

    • @SupahTrunks7
      @SupahTrunks7 Před 8 měsíci

      If you’re talking about the slap I’m pretty sure the joke was she had a mosquito on her face that her friend was trying to kill. So not a punishment but an attempt at helping gone horribly wrong

  • @thatguy4743
    @thatguy4743 Před 7 měsíci

    Being a regular / loyal customer to a hospital is going to be insane.

  • @papascrumpeeh
    @papascrumpeeh Před 7 měsíci +1

    It does make me die inside when I remember ppl in murica actually deal with this insane horseshit

  • @asagothe_fander
    @asagothe_fander Před 7 měsíci

    With the amount of her injuries, this girl has she has to have had multiple concussions by now

  • @S6_043
    @S6_043 Před 8 měsíci +5

    the first two objects were accelerated by an explosion so I think they were fast enough to cause damage to the skull. also, they are both solid and heavy

  • @aurora_x86
    @aurora_x86 Před 7 měsíci

    "minor injury, no treatment needed" over a massive fucking explosion is hysterical

  • @monke4044
    @monke4044 Před 7 měsíci

    She's practically indestructible

  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 Před 7 měsíci

    Notice how in Japan she just lives with the injuries until they get healed a long time later

  • @MUZUKUN-YT
    @MUZUKUN-YT Před 7 měsíci +2

    Except most of Japan has free healthcare in some fashion. 😂