Jokes, but they keep getting DARKER 💀 | Shahak Shapira
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- čas přidán 26. 06. 2024
- Dark times call for dark humor, so here's a bunch of jokes, each darker than the last! We got a bunch of horrible topics: Russia and Ukraine, Israel and Palestine, Roe v Wade, the Catholic church and, of course, Germans. Do you agree with the ranking?
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🤓 About Shahak:
Shahak Shapira is an Israel-born, Berlin-based comedian. His comedy show on German TV got canceled so fast, most people didn’t even notice he had one. He recorded a stand up special for Comedy Central, which would have been awesome, but it was Comedy Central Germany, so yeah, not great. Also wrote two best sellers, which would be very impressive if this was a poetry slam. New York, Tokyo, Cape Town, Paris, London, LA, Barcelona - Shahak has successfully bamboozled audiences around the world into thinking he’s funny and even tricked world class comedians like Jim Gaffigan, Iliza Shlesinger, Maz Jobrani, Ari Shaffir and Joe List into letting him open for them - ha! Fools! By making up a bunch of credits, he was also able to stain the legendary stages of the Comedy Store LA, Gotham, Laugh Factory, Comedy Mothership, Top Secret London and The Stand with his mediocre-at-best comedy.
00:00 - Russian Radar
00:17 - War Crimes Loophole
00:44 - Occupation in 1st Row
01:12 - Iranian Marriage
01:35 - Row v Wade
02:23 - U2 for Israel
02:46 - Church Cloud
03:24 - Austrian Basement
03:41 - Betraying Everyone
05:25 - German Tattoo
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Damn, that's so hilarious! Hope to be able to see you live soon 😂😂
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@@Shahak-EN No worries, already took care of that 🥰
Yea, it would be really good to see you live after all your jokes😂
Well, the world is getting darker. The humour just adapts.
Actually this is the easiest and most prosperous and least dangerous time in human history. People are just weak. Humor is great but I don't believe the world is dark now. People need to suck it up.
I didn't they were that dark at all...I have a dark joke, and I still don't want to tell it to anyone.
I really liked that last one.. darn good!
The tattoo joke completely killed me 😂
Me too. Loved it!
I came to comment the same! Good fucking god that was perfect. Zero delay, nailed the timing. Hope he keeps getting attention and blows up.
oh it killed you, fascinating
Dark jokes are like food...
Not everyone gets it
😂
You're wrong. Austrians don't unalive themselves in the basement. They do that in the bunker. In the basement, they keep their daughter and grandchildren.
Well, the joke is close enough so everyone gets it.
@serpentines6356
It would appear that you didn't get this joke...
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You are absolutely hilarious. Tragic times but happy I found you 😅
The most underrated comedian I've seen in ages amazing! Shahak was just born funny.
"This is the second most German tattoo you can get", took a few seconds but it was gold!
Would you explain it to me?
@@AlexIsPsychotic Well, think about a time when a world war happened for the second time. You will get it sooner or later.
The second to most German tattoo you can get” just killed me! That’s some funny shit my man. New follower here man.
it would actually be the 4th most german,
1 camp number
2 ss blood type tattoo
3 swastika
4 beer/pretzel
Took me half a second which made it funnier
love from India, watching all your videos... #standwithhumans was really creative and needed, thank you :)
Just found your channel, made me realise how much I missed good comedy, keep it up!
This guy is killing it just being like a regular dude. And we jews love, love Jew jokes, we even tell them to each other all the time
This guy is one of the most quick-witted comedians I've ever seen.
Great work!! Thanks man for all the laughter Ive got from listening to you!
" I will betray any country" Respect
Thx for putting CC, love u S2
The tatto joke took me a second to get as well DUDEEE thats like my top 2 most dark joke i have ever heard
ahhh.. the hitler basement joke... that was quick...
Living in Munich for 32, I had to convince myself that the first most german tattoo you had in mind aren't white sausages!
_"I will never forgive Hamas, for making me listen to U2."_
x3 Truly despicable behaviour...
Great standup man
Try ro be darker as Sloss 😂, i d love to see u both together
That tattoo joke 🤣
Second most German tattoo took me a sec, too :p That was funny.
Best in the clip...Loved it.
Omg, this is so wrong. I love it!
Ich liebe diesen Typen!
This guy is hilarious and factual his joke about Modern day abortion rules was on point!!!! you must have the baby, then you keep them until 12 years of age and then you send them to boarding school was hilarious but factual l😂😂😂
I already moved twice 😂😂
Dark
But not enough 😊
CZcams randomly showed you to me. For once the algorithm did something useful lol 👍
briliant
Yooooo wtf?!? You are fcking hilarious bro!!! Geofferey Asmus, Shane Gillis, & Shahak Shapira?
Why isn't this guy bigger he is a great comic
Buy some LED lights. They're bright!
Its james corden morphed with chris jericho
I find accents hilarious. I once had to attend ethnic awareness/diversity course delivered by a Ghanaian and it was the greatest thing ever.
However this dudes accent is the best. If ever I was to get a terminal cancer diagnosis I want this chap to do it.
Now if you go do a show in Holland with a group of English speaking Dutch people I think I would piss myself in public 😂
Love every second! 😏
Your the man . First coment.
Like, I'm Israeli too, and the government really fucked me. I can't walk in the streets.
I think your great keep it up don't sale out😅
5:12 is this the wrong time to ask if he made a joke about that stereotype too?
No. It was all funny.
The person who was married 2.5 years should say "a quarter decade" instead. It sounds more impressive.
whats the most german tattoo? can someone ruin the joke and explain it to me pls
Let me put it this way: it’s not a letter, it’s not a word and it’s not a drawing.
I sure the solution will cross your mind eventually.
The f#nal sol00tion and the crooked cross? 😅@@Apfeljunge666
@@Apfeljunge666 A final one, for sure.
Shit, couldn't resist.
@@Jan-gh7qi Oh, dang.. That was good...😲
Reminding us of the real reason humor exists, to help us psychologically survive the dark things of this world.
And no that wasn't a joke, I'm not a funny person. Unlike you.
Didnt get that last joke....then....ohhhhhhhh....right. i feel like a bad jew
Iranian don't have a choice x😅😂😅
שחק אתה חד כתער!
is that an ai generated thumbnail
8888 Aufrufe? Als ob!
Jokes are like people...
The darker they are, the less people like them
Your grandfather may of been running from war crimes
One of his grandfathers was the only survivor of the holocaust of his family. The other grandfather was a sports trainer and he had been killed by palestinian terrorist as one of the hostages at the Olympic games in Munich 1972.
I can confirm that
@@Shahak-EN You're such a king lmfao 😂
You're great but you gotta stop saying sorry, it ruins the jokes.
I see your point and I'll avoid doing it, thanks!
@@Shahak-EN No way, it shows you're well-mannered & it's cute. Just be yourself, that's what people are here for
6 minutes in and still waiting for the first joke
You spent 6 minutes watching a video you didn’t like to completion and left a comment to boost it after too. I think I found the joke.
Hate-watchers always amuse me. Great retort, BTW 😅@@Shahak-EN
It's like leaving a review on a hooker and getting upset when her client list doubles @@Shahak-EN
You're not only not funny, as a Jew yourself, you don't even know that the first people living in "Palestine" (formerly known as the Kingdom of Israel and Kingdom of Judea) where Hebrews (ie The 12 Tribes of Israel), who where then conquered by the Romans (who renamed the land Palestine to spite the Jews), then Christians and then Muslims. 🙄
He is a comedian. He didn't mean that. I mean most of people think that the palestinians were there first, So he is joking about it. Listen to him again and you'll get it 👍🏻
He's sarcastic, man
it's just jokes. not for kids.
You forgot the ottermans they were longest in Judea, the Roman's renamed it ti palastine , British kept calling everyone palastinians
You forgot otermans turkish
Bro, Hitler killed himself and you are joking about it! That's insensitive because nobody knows how hard was Hitler's life to make him take that decision.
There was that time he failed at painting or some shit. The meth probably didn't help. If only he had tried 🍄🍄