The Bee Guys Watch Cringey Christian Sermons
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- čas přidán 30. 01. 2022
- These heroes of the faith preach the cringe sermons of their lives informing us that Pokémon (plural) are evil, how to smash a TV with an ax for God, and that all atheists have something in common: video games.
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The irony of the guy smashing a tv while being videotaped
I’d bet anyone $50 that guy watches TV himself
@@sondra4789 I'm just happy he didn't swing the sharp part of that axe into his own bac, swinging it around like a monkey with the sharp part turned the wrong direction!
And he has a tv at home...
@@jamarehire2011
It definitely wasn't his home TV that he smashed.
That’s funny, but I think the point was even our kids can be addicted. Better to be unplugged from a tool than to be plugged into an addicted. We entertain ourselves to death. Isn’t it a prediction of how Jen Z is so stuck on their phone many of them can’t even interact with each other and are letting “fact” checkers tell them what reality is rather then knowing how to go to a primary source and figure out what reality is for themselves by humility and seeking the truth rather then being trained by the idiot tube or their dumb phone? My millennial self can even fall into these traps.
I miss the days when Christian fundamentalism was the existential threat instead of Marxist authoritarianism. We didn't know how good we had it.
Lolol I am a Christian and grew up in a Christian household. If I had a dollar for every sermon against video games I could afford a Nintendo Switch 😆.
Looking back, I wish I had that in a written contract....
@@jonathanbowling2904 bot
Christian fundamentalism was the scapegoat of the past, like how some people are saying that liberals of the past "changed" but the reality is they never changed and the seductive fad of demoralization has always been around.
My parents were generally pretty chill about video games. I wasn’t allowed to play GTA and stuff like that but I was allowed to play plenty of other stuff.
Idk what that was but it’s not Christian fundamentalism. Lol
The preacher who axed a tv was being recorded so that the sermon could be watched on tv.
Just not that one.
Ironic, no?
I’m a Christian and this is makes me laugh. Christopher Hitchens would have loved to comment on this
I'm an atheist and I love the bee. I loved Hitchens as well but I think I'd get on with these better than a lot of atheists these days.
@@spiritfingers98 As a fellow atheist, I agree. Richard Dawkins for example is a condescending, smug, pompous, arrogant, virtue-signalling leftie, with an utterly irrational contempt for Trump and admiration for Biden.
yes the problem though is Pokemon is truly demonic. And the virtual reality element has really made headway and making people not deal with reality which makes our future darker everyday. czcams.com/video/E4xdeGdvAnQ/video.html
Nobody cares
@@MichaelDiSalvoSATandACTTutor it's not demonic, stop blaming the evil within on Satan😂 I'm assuming your a bot though.
You would be surprised at how many people stopped watching football on Sunday when they started preaching Marxism and announced football was gay.
Crazy dude: "What do all these Atheists have in common?"
Me: "Disbeliefe in God. Denying of Jesus Christ. Usual belief in evolution. Humanistic tendencies. Pride. A disliking of the Church."
Crazy dude again: "NO, you sinner!!! Its video games!!!"
Me again: "I don't think that Darwin played Call of Duty..."
Atheism itself just means a disbelief in god everything else you listed can apply but is not universal.
@@gamingforever9121 Oh yeah I know that. I was just speculating a few things he could've said that at least would've made a little more sense
@@brandonmshrock sense and religion is like oil and water they don’t mix .
@@gamingforever9121 so false.
@@gamingforever9121 plus, atheism does not equal to intelligence. Silly imagination. Lol
it's actually pretty dangerous to destroy an old CRT tv like that.
Yes. The chemicals and glass dust he inhaled would likely lead to premature death.
I found myself worrying about the inhalation danger of the powdered glass from that CRT.
Could you imagine if the worst problems in the world can be traced to Pokemon...
Being a kid in the 80s I feel this. I remember all this crap scaring my parents into thinking She-Ra, DND, and Nintendo were going to lead to demonic possession or something.
I remember being told that "The force" in Star Wars was actually satanic and that we shouldn't watch the Star Wars movies. With the new Star Wars movies, I would have no problem skipping them BUT this was the originals and no one was going to take away my Star Wars movies!
@@GrnXnham, yup same here. I was raised in a Baptist Bible Fellowship International church so we also had the women in jeans is evil and guys with long hair were evil as well. What was really odd was that I thought that was gone by the late 90s but my uncle who was a pastor took my dad (who was now a pastor) and I to a conference and the entire thing turned into getting rid of evil in the church like women in jeans, DND and video games.. *facepalm
80s cartoon inhumanoids ended early at 13 episodes because it scared people
I once beat my brother with a nintendo controller cuz I died in the game. Crazy people need to stay grounded in reality, the rest of you go about your business.
Well...He-Man *maybe*...dunno about She-Ra...
I kept my 45 in my waist belt when I was a kid... self control.
During one of my Bible studies in college, we were asked who had read through the whole Bible, and only the three of us who watched anime/were gamers had done it. I took a mental note, because we'll take those wins where we can B)
Read through the Bible though, I don't care what your hobbies are otherwise
"Have you ever actually read this thing? Technically we're not even supposed to go to the bathroom." - Reverend Lovejoy
@@palaceofwisdom9448 What? Please show
@@theeternalempire7235 It's a Simpsons quote, the show is known for not showing reverence to the faith.
You three were probably the more introverted in the room. Introverts tend to read more and spend less time with people. (I'm an introvert by the way and I have read the whole bible, and I'm not a gamer, nor have I ever watched anime, etc).
Reading it through yearly has been a goal of mine for about the last 10 years. Before that I had read all the books of the Bible but reading it through within a year with a plan really helped me see how the parts dovetailed with one another and you can see the Holy Spirit’s guidance sewing the themes together from beginning to the end. I pray that you find God’s word as wondrous as I have.
Everyone knows the pokemon gang all carries the colt .45
It makes me wonder if the pastor smashing the TV has a family member working in TV sales
Lol As a gamer and, Bible studying Christian, that's hilarious.
I mean, didn't their generations fight in a WORLD war, in Korea AND in Vietnam while calling their enemies slurs?
Yeah but war doesn't confuse kids about the difference between fiction and reality. Children need to put down the controller and read about Jonah and the Whale, Noah's Ark, the Burning Bush and other documentaries so they know what's real. 😂
Slurs are not sinful. Didn't Christ refer to the Canaanite woman as a dog? The term "samaritan" is a slur.
Sadly in war we tend to dehumanize our foes, partly as a coping mechanism for how we cope with hunting and killing our brothers and sisters. Slurs are pretty much universal, especially during war.
@@billybenson3834 Point of order, He did not call the cainanite woman a dog. He said it was not correct for him to give the children’s bread to the dogs which is him describing the focus of his ministry. A perhaps more apt example for you is when he called the Pharisees ‘blind guides’ and ‘whitewashed sepulchers’, but that is him describing their moral character not a slur. In short, Jesus didn’t employ racial slurs at any point.
@@palaceofwisdom9448 are you implying that none of those occurrences are real?
I forgot my life goal and this video reminded me of the real reason I’m on this planet, what I really want in life…I wanna be the very best like no one ever was…
Stop it! They will turn to witchcraft just like it did with me!
@@freizeitphase1878 don't forget about worshiping Egyptian gods its time to du du du du du duellll
To catch them off guard is my real test, to convert them is my cause!
Becoming a Pokemon gang leader?
The -az sermon never gets old
I feel cheated that my church days were never this exciting growing up. The closest I ever got was my mom asking our pastor how there are dinosaur fossils when the earth is only 6,000 years old and him saying that God put them there to test our faith.
Bwahahaha.
Are you suggesting that the existence of dinosaurs immediately debunks a young earth theory?
There are many questions that can be asked. Who said the Earth was 6000 years old? Who dwelt in the abodes Jeremiah saw in the vision he was shown of the earth before man dwelt on the earth? When was Satan cast down like lightening? How do we know it was a meteor that struck the earth and ushered in the ice age? Why did God command Adam and Eve to Replenish the earth... if it was the first time being populated? In Hebrew, I understand Gen1:1 can equally say "The earth became void and desolate." It might explain how His spirit could be over the waters before calling forth light. I don't think the Bible contradicts history at all. I think people who were never there make a good many assumptions about what it HAD to be.
I honestly despise that answer to that question. if people read Job more often, they'd realize the Bible sheds some light
@Fornjotur Von Kvenland The Bible doesn't say "Women and children first." either, but that's what the church is teaching.
That high steppin after the axe tho..
I am a Christian, as are most of my family members. My mother believes all of this crap. She cried because a friend at work asked me to join a DnD group.
When consuming media and entertainment is the center of your life .....yes you are in a bad position . i dont need to slam a preacher or a religion to know that.
I disagree if you are at a point in your life we’re consuming things is your only worry you are either a child child like or very well off .
@@gamingforever9121 Agree to disagree
@@jameswyrm8 naw man fuck that let’s have an internet fight I’m kidding 😆
@@gamingforever9121 let me go buy some fake nails and a wig ..then we can trade them out and act outraged for views. Lmao
@@jameswyrm8 lol I’ll smoke a cigar and wear a suit I’ll be your tucker Carlson 😂
1st sermon: It's a well-documented fact that Atheism never existed until video games were invented.
Pong is just a recruitment tool of Atheism: an interactive representation of the struggle between faith and non-faith, priming the players' minds to bounce back-and-forth with their faith, only to inevitably fail to catch it and have their faith fly right (or left) out-of-bounds.
And PacMan flat-out ate the Holy Ghost(s). Make of that what you will.
Edit (for anyone who somehow missed it): crackpot theory is intentionally crackpot
I make of it that you're crazy.
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@@jamespfitz Certifiably, yes. 😋
Video game atheists are scary.
lol... I suppose these guys think kids in bible times never played with sticks pretending their swords.
Right out of the gate! I didn't know I was an atheist. I'm pretty sure I'm a Christian and I love video games.
That second one had my jaw dropped the entire time, what the heck did I just watch
That third one had me cracking up a bit, I've been playing Pokemon since red and blue, I haven't learned any of that, does being a Christian make me immune to it? Because it's one of my favorite series
Lol, Pokemon games, heck yeah. I would have joined the bloody Scyther gang. We're going to take all those dastardly shocking Pikachu gang.
Christians don't say "WTF."
@@BoatLakeHouseKids seriously? Are you messing with me right now?
@@DravenWolfe Christians should try not to swear.
@@robertthebruce7176 true, you're not wrong! I should work at it.
Edit: fine, I removed the swearing!
@@girlbornagain9587 And yet you repeated it.. most would ignore it, but now you're just a guilty as saying it.. because you did. Part of having wisdom is knowing when NOT to speak.
I point this out because I abhor hypocrisy.
There was a Nintendo game back in the late 1980s that tested your knowledge of the Bible. I'm ashamed that I was never any good at it. I doubt anyone ever beat that game.
It was called Billy Graham's Bible Blaster.
When I was a teenager, the Evil of all evils was rock n' roll. I was told I was eternally doomed. Today, I'm employed by an Evangelical Church, and still like heavy metal! 🤘
Someone actually tried to trade me a .45 gun for my pack of vintage cards (I declined). I don't care much for fundamentalist Christian extremes either, though there is usually a bit of truth in what they say (and, yes, I'm Christian).
The attacks on video games have always annoyed me. Like video games are the only form of entertainment that are a waste of time. And I’m a Christian.
Oh, and the Pokémon thing is an absolute classic.
I'm a Christian as well and I am just absolutely awestruck by that whole debacle. Video games are video games, and that's all they are is just for entertainment as you said.
That Pokemon one is a great one, as someone who has played since red and blue and still plays to this day, just having purchased Pokemon Arceus.
@@DravenWolfe Are you enjoying Acreus?
@@Randomowl1 yes, very much. It has its moments but it's been enjoyable so far.
I enjoy sneaking around and catching Pokemon off guard, ruining their peaceful days with either catching them or a battle, LOL!
The game has a few rough spots, but it's definitely a move in the right direction for the series.
Some of my old habits keep creeping up, LOL! Like battling Pokemon to catch them, don't really have to do that and can try to catch them out of battle, unless they become aggressive.
Personally I'm only about five hours and just got to the second area. They say it's a 40-hour game, so for me that means about 200 hrs.
There are side quests, that are basically research or catching a specific Pokemon for someone. So it seems to want to avoid being a fetch it Quest as some of them I had already.
But personally, I'd give it an 8.5 or 9/10 easily.
@@DravenWolfe Glad to hear, I'll probably pick up a copy.
@@Randomowl1 hope you enjoy it!
I wish our Catholic priest had as much energy as you protestants.
You must not be one of the alter boys🤣
@@spazemfathemcazemmeleggymi272 what does that mean???
Their 'energy' could be used for something less harmful, like the WWE lol
What do Catholics believe the gospel message that saves is?
As a Pokemon fan and avid Christian, the "Christian" attacks against the game were always so hilarious to me. Like "Pikachu's tail is shaped like a demonic symbol!" and I'm just over here like "Sir, that is a lightning bolt."
And the funny thing is, Pokemon came about from the Creator's love of nature. And his old childhood memories.
So, are they saying saying nature is demonic, lol.
And I'm also a Christian / Pokemon fan. been playing since red and blue, and Scyther/Scizor is my favorite Pokemon followed by Weavile, Gallade and Garchomp
Right now, I'm playing Arceus
@@DravenWolfe Didn't know about the inspiration being love of nature, but that makes a lot of sense. I always loved Pokemon because I loved animals and magical creatures, and Pokemon are basically just magical animals.
I'm playing Arceus too! Lugia is my favorite Pokemon ever, but Gallade and Garchomp are both high on my list! I haven't met that many people who love Gallade; I think he's awesome
@@drawingdragon same, I really love Gallade I think he's awesome as well.
I love pairing him with Gardevoir, sincr she now has the psychic/fairy typing.
But he's typically my starter Pokemon in battles, him or Scizor.
Edit: by the way, how are you enjoying Arceus?
@@DravenWolfe I really like it so far, but I've barely done any of the story since I'm busy trying to catch every Pokemon and do every request lol
@@drawingdragon same, lol! Too busy rolling around, catching and battling Pokemon, lol.
I only just got to Second area last night.
I've died only once, because when I got Wyrdeer as a mount, it said not to jump from high posts. And, right outside the cab was a huge drop so naturally I tested it, lol.
I nearly get killed by Alfa parsecs, Hunters, but nah, it's my own stupidity that kills me, LOL!
But yeah, the games good so far. I need to go back to the first area and explore some more
Got rid of our TV years ago, best decision we ever made!
Lol, hilarious! Its preachers like this that give us Christians a bad rap, however!
ah i dont agree as an atheist they are kinda funny take me for example he wants to save me well i know something he dont im a former Danish lutheran we dont believe in no hell or some devil i was never taught this i dont picture he wants to make me christian he wants to make me his kind of christian and it is funny
☆Got some great laughs☆
Thank you for sharing with us fans. God loves laughter and a good sense of humor! ☆☆☆☆☆☆
I’d love to see more of these reactions. There are so many cringe Christian videos out on CZcams. I want to see you guys reacts to the the youth pastor who tells a story about converting a kid after “clobbering him”. It’s pure gold.
I'm going to be honest, I would love to see them as well
I’m pretty sure they already did! It’s in their video “Cringe-Inducing Sermons” iirc
Pokemon-Go is proof of Satanic influence. (walks in front of moving car to catch Pokemon.)
BabylonBee is the absolute BEST!!!! 💯🐝🥰 🙌‼️🤣
Thank you for this.
I think I might have seen some of these people protesting outside of Marilyn Manson concerts when I was 13.
i do avoid warching biden, kamala, pelosi and all the democrats ilk because tv's aren't exactly cheap. course have to add the cost of the picture window the tv would be flying through too.
My mom didn’t let me play Minecraft when I was a kid because she heard it was demonic and involved witchcraft and stuff. Found out 10 years later that she had confused Minecraft with World of Warcraft lol
They may seem hilarious and foolish but I will remind you they have some very valid points. Remember friendship with the world is enmity with God. Watching violence and enjoying it is wrong.
Yep, I definitely disagree with the Bee on a number of things. Some of the sermons are definitely uncalled for, however violent video games and pokemon? Definitely not something a Christian should be spending time on
"Watching violence and enjoying it is wrong."
[looks at Catholic crucifix] I agree. Symbolic cannibalism (eating Christ's body and drinking his blood) seems very sketchy to me too.
As opposed to watching a preacher smash a TV with an ax... on TV. That's perfectly holy. 😁
@@elias4416 Yeah, they should spend their time doing something important for the kingdom, like criticizing videos on CZcams. 😀
@@wyrmwoodouroborosheartofth4751 Answer to your first comment: I agree that one is crazy, you obviously didn’t read my comment?
I was always fascinated by the rattlesnake preachers. Those guys are crazy!!!!
I love how they always blame the world and not the worthless father, who refuses to be a man. The father fails to teach discernment or enact discipline, and shifts blame...just like in the garden.
I mean, Adam was right…..lol
As a devout Christian myself, these priests/pastors are absolutely insane! Makes me wonder how exactly they take themselves seriously.
I went to a church that said pokemon and Harry potter was evil and told parents to keep children away from them. They also thought the world was only 6000 years old, they still do.
YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THAT CHURCH.....WWW.EVOLUTIONFACTS.COM...IT IS A HUGE SITE..THE TITLES ACROSS THE BOTTOM OF THE SITE PAGE MIGHT SURPRISE YOU...SADLY, MISTER DARWIN, WALLACE, DAVISON BLACK, EUGENE DUBOIS, CHARLES DAWSON, THOMAS AND MARY LEAKEY........THE DISCOVERER AND PROCLAIMER OF NEANDERTHALS ORIGINS ET AL... HALF LIFE OF GRANITE IS A GOD STARTING POINT......HUMANS IN COAL SEAMS, GOLD CHAINS, IRON POTS, HUMANS IN COPPER ORE...ALL THE 400 MILLION YEAR OLD FOSSILS OF REMAINS...A MOSAIC MIMICKING "MADONNA AND CHILD" FOUND IN THE AMERICAN SOUTHWEST FAR OLDER THAN ANY BIBLICAL ERA REFERENCE WHETHER THE POST FLOOD ACCOUNTS OF NIMROD OR THE MODERN DOLTS PLACING OF THAT CORRUPTION IN THE 1ST MILLENNIUM BC AND NOT C 2300 BC......THE PALUXY RIVER IN CENTRAL TEXAS WHERE FLOOD C 1900 EXPOSED FOOTPRINTS IN SEDIMENTARY DEPOSITS FEATURING HUMANS, ORNITHIPODS, SAUROPODS AND OTHER THERAPODA ( 24 X 36 INCHES ON ONE SET OF SAUROPODS PRINTS) ; SOME WALKING, SOME RUNNING SOME WEARING RUDIMENTARY SANDALS ( I THINK THIS IS WHERE THE DETAILED PRINTS OF SANDALS ARE).....BUT BEFORE YOU PLEAD "SCAMMERS MANUFACTURED EVIDENCE ( IN 1900?) BUT TAKE HEART..EVERY SO OFTEN, THE RARE FLOODS EXPOSE NEW LAYERS LIKE THE FLOOD THAT FIRST EXPOSED THESE PRINTS....THERE ARE AN ESTIMATED 40-200 LAYERS OF RAPIDLY WASHED IN SEDIMENTS WITH BANDED LAYERS OF VERY THIN THICKNESSES...CREATED SO RAPIDLY IN *THE* FLOOD.
TRILOBITES FOUND IN A 2-3 INCH THICK STONE FRESHLY SPLIT STONE WITH HUMAN FOOTPRINTS SUPERIMPOSED ON TOP OF THEM....45 MILLION YEARS OLD....TRY 4300 TO 4400 OR SO...."GUYOUTS" OH YOU HAVEN'T? WELL...THEY'RE FLATOPPED VOLCANOS BY THE 1000S ALL OVER THE PACIFIC OCEAN FLOOR...WORN FLAT ON TOP BY WAVE ACTION THEY RESULTED FROM VOLCANOES ERUPTING WHEN WATER WEIGHTS COLLAPSED THE THEN-OCEAN FLOORS AND MAGMA ROSE IN PLACES WHERE THE WATERS LATER COVERED WHEN *THE FOUNTAINS OF THE GREAT DEEP BROKE OPEN* BTW...THEY FOUND THAT INCALCULABLE VOLUME OS WATER 100S OF MILES DEEP INTO THE EARTH A FEW YEARS AGO PURE FRESH WATER ; MORE THAN YOUR WILDEST IMAGINATION COULD CONCEIVE.....FORMS TENDED TO CONCENTRATED BY SIZE, SHAPE AND RESISTANCE TO WATER FLOW WHICH OS WHY GIANT BEDS OF BONES ( AND SOME INTACT FROZEN SKELETONS IN PILES IN CAVES TILL FROZEN) HAVE BEEN FOUND IN THE HIGH MOUNTAINS OF EUROPE AND ALASKA AND SIBERIA....NOT THE SCATTERED PRESERVED AS THE OCCASIONAL RANDOM 45,000 YR OLD 1/2 A BABY RHINO OR DIRE WOLF.....GUADALUPE WOMAN FOUND 1800 IN NICARAGUA UNDER OVER 100 FEET ON OVERLAYING STONE AND SOLID ...I THINK LIMESTONE.....ESTIMATED AT 20 MILLION YEARS OLD....THE RELATIVELY FEW HUMANS OR APES BECAUSE THEY COULD CLIMB UNTIL ALL HANDHOLDS WERE COVERED AFTER WHICH THEY TREADED WATER TI THE DROWNED & DECAYED HAVING NOT BEEN COVERED QUICKLY BY UNIMAGINABLE QUANTITIES OF WATER....ANIMALS ARE RATED BY LAYERS WHEN THEY EVOLVED BUT IN REALITY THEY WERE FOUND IN LAYERS IN WHICH THEY PERISHED AND WERE QUICKLY BURIED....FOSSIL DEPTHS REACH UP TO 40,000 FEET....RECENTLY FOUND 100 YR OLD ANTARCTICA PHOTOS SHOW HUGE ANCIENT RUINS AND STATUTES...THEY ARE AVAAILABLE VIA A QUICK SEARCH...EARLY INTER ADMIRAL BYRD LED AN EXPEDITION ( A NAVAL TASK FORCE WITH CRUISERS, CARRIERS DESTROYERS AND Q00S OF OTHER VESSELS TO SEARCH FOR...UH ER..WAIT FOR IT...NOT YET NOT YET UH ...THANK GOD JOE BIDEN WAS NOT PRESIDENT THEN OR WE WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND WHATEVER RAN THEIR ASSES OFF AFTER A MONTH OR 2...INSTEAD OF TIL SPRING ( WINTER IN THE SOUTH) WHEN THEY PLANNED TO COME HOME BUT......OK OK OK OK...*COAL* OF WHICH THERE IS AN UNBELIEVABLE QUANTITY THERE HE ALSO SPOKE OF HUGE TRACTS BIGGER THAN NORTH AMERICA........ SO JOIN RICHARD DAWKINS, CARL SAGAN ( IN A MINI SPACECRAFT WITH GENE RODDENBERRY,) UH UH WHEELCHAIR GUY BRILLIANT SCIENTIST SORRY CAN'T REMEMBER HIS NAME RIGHT NOW) OR SIMPLY RESEARCH THESE SUBJECTS (EASILY FOUND AND SOME NOT WRITTEN BY HEATHENS AND THAT SITE WITHOUT THE FLIPPANCY OF FRESHMEN FROM NY. NY AT THE STUDENT CENTER COFFEE HOUSES WHERE ONE WEARS ONE PEDANTIC OSTENTATIOUS ASSERTIONS OF 19TH CENTURY SELF PROCLAIMED SCIENTISTS VIS-A-VIS DARWIN AND THE AFOREMENTIONED SELF DELUDING EGOMANIACAL "HOP ON THE BANDWAGON"LEMMINGS ( NOT TO MENTION *EDWARD DRINKARD COPE* AND *OTHNIEL CHARLES MARCH* THE DUELING LEMMINGS COMPETING FOR $$$ FROM THE ROCKEFELLERS, CARNEGIE MUSEUM ( BEEN THERE QUIT IMPRESSIVE WRONGLY POSITIONED DINOS)...NEVER MIND THAT A NON--COMPETITIVE INDIVIDUAL WHOSE NAME ESCAPES ME NOW HAD ALREADY FOUND A NUMBER OF FOSSILS AND SCIENTIFICALLY AS WAS POSSIBLE IN THE LATER 1/2 OF THE 19TH CENTURY WHICH LED TO A NIGHT,ARE OF MISMATCHED MISNAMED REPETITIVELY NAMED FOSSILS FOUND UNDER THE MOTIVATION OF THE LATTER DAY FOSSIL/MISSING LINK HUNTERS.SO VERY VERY DEFTLY WEILDED BY EGOS WHCH ALMOST ALWAYS CLLASHED WITH MORE SANE *SCIENTISTS-REAL ONES WHO SAID "WAIT...THAT'S CLEARLY AN APE {MAGNUM FORAMENS} ETC)...VERY SMUGLY ATTACK, SOOO RAVAGE ME ( KEEP YOUR HANDS OF MY ASS THOUGH) BUT REMEMBER POOR CHUCKY DARIN SPOILT TWIT/TOFF WEALTHY SCION O MISTER DARWIN SENIOR WHO LAID OUT DRUNK EVERY NIGHT AS A YOUNG MAN WHILE ASSIGNED TO GO TO LAW SCHOOL BUT PREFERRING THE GRAPA TIL PAPA GOT HIM A POSOTION ( TOFF GET POSITIONS) AS A ANGLICAN MINISTER TRAINEE SO HE RAN OFF AND JOINED A SHIPS COMANY ( FOR NO PAY) FOR 4 YEARS TOOK AYHUASACA ET AL AFTER HE WENT NATIVE, THOUGHT UP GOOFY SHIT READ HIM...HE SAID "I'M PROBABLY AN IDIOT BUT JUST SUPPOSE THIS:" DID SEX WITH FUNKY DISEASED NATIVE WOMAN GOT BITTEN BY LARGE PAMPAS BEETLES WHICH TORMENTED HIM FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE, AND THEN: (FANFARE OF MUTED TRUMPETS) MARRIED AND FUCKED HIS FIRST COUSINS AGAINST AL FAMILY ADVISE AND INFLUENCE IGNORED AND PRODUCED AN HOUSE FULL OF SICKLY INBRED ( NATURALLY AS COUSINS WERE ILLEGAL IN SCOTLAND AND OLD BLIGHTY BACK THEN)...AND PRODUCED A HOUSE FULL OF MENTAL AND PHYSICAL DEFECTIVES MANY OF WHOM DIED OF COMMITTED SUICIDE......NOT MUCH RESULTS FOR THE SCION OF UPPER CRUST CRUSTACEANS HUH? HARDLY THE VOICE THAT WOULD LURE ME FROM MY PLACE OF SECURITY IN ETERNITY TO A DARK PLACE OF RELATIVE SPECULATION...BI=UT..THERE'S YOUR godHEAD OF HUMAN HISTORY........
SO IN YOUR SMUG ATTACKS AGAINST ME...WHOM YOU WOULD REFER TO LABEL A TRAILER PARK BACKWARDS HOLY ROLLER OR WHATEVER.....YOU CALL THE TUNE I DASN'T NOT DANCE TO IT....BUT TREAT YOURSELF TO INFORMATION NOT RUMORED ABOUT IN NAT GEO, DISCOVERY, A&E CHANNELS OR AS IT WAS BEFORE THEY DEGENERATED INTO INCEST RETARD REPO WRECKER/ FUCK/MARRY DEFECTIVE DAMAGED EVOLUTIONARY STUNTED PEOPLE FROM GOD ONLY KNOWS WHERE... SPECIALS....
IN THE MEANTIME..WHAT ABOUT THE COPIOUS OF EROSIVE QUANTITIES OF WATER WASHING OUT THE GREAT SUBMARINE CANYONS ( THE HUDSON IS A GREAT EXAMPLE AS IT THE INDUS, GANGES-THAT GREAT MONUMENTAL FLOW DEDICATED TO MONUMENTAL VOLUMES OF TURDS YET THAT DOES NOT ACCOUNT FOR THOSE PHENOMENON,T(HAT COULDN'T EXIST IF ALL THE WATER ON EARTH SUDDENLY MATERIALIZED AT ONCE ) I'VE GIVEN YOU THE TOOLS, THE MAP AND TOLD YOU WHAT TO EXPECT TO HAVE TO DIG THROUGH....LET'S SEE IF YOU CAN RESIST THE IMPRINTING PLACED UPON YOU AND NOT COUNTER IRREFUTABLE EVIDENCE THAT FAR SURPASSES EVERYTHING YOUR YOUNG OVER APPRECIATED YOUNG FAILURE OF A "PREFRAT FRAT BOY "....THAT LAGGARD CHARLES COULD MUSTER EBEN WITHOUT HALLUCINOGEN INDUCED IDJITRY..OH AND IN ADDITION TO SUBMARINE CANYONS....LOOK INTO DELTAS AND THOSE WHICH WOULD REACH FROM NEW ORLEANS TO WINNIPEG IF THE EARTH AS 400 BILLION YEARS OLD....OR EVEN 40 BILLION...I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT GOD SAID.......WELL YOU KNOW WHAT HE SAID.....SO GO FEED THOSE SHEEP! OR ASK GRANDMA OR FATHER GIANCARLO DELVECCHIO WTF THAT MEANS...AND DON'T LET THE GOOD FATHER NEAR YOUR KIDS...HE THINKS HE AND YOU CAME FROM MONKEYS....BUON APETITTO..I'M GONE SO YOU WONT HAVE ME TO ABUSE, MOCK, MALIGN ETC....GOOD LUCK AND GO CHECK OUT THAT WEBSITE AND PROVE ME WRONG...YOU CAN'T....SO DRINK AND IGNORE ME OF THAT'S WHAT YOUR SOUL REQUIRES...... WHATEVER..CIAO!
Thanks guys, that was funny AZ hell. 🤣😂😅👍👍👍👍👍
That poor CRT. No more Smash Melee, Timmy
I would love to see these preacher's reaction to social media...they'd have heart attacks.
As a Christian I find this hilarious 😂
I LOVED POKEMON. Never got into witchcraft strangly lol
I attended this sermon!!! at 3:14 🤣🤣🤣
Just about anyone in the fanbase nowadays remembers this sermon.
Hope you left that church
My grandson plays video games AND preaches the Gospel at School...This Preacher isn't up on Modernity, huh? Kids are kids, but Christ IS still FIRST with many........
@The Babylon Bee, I loved this one.
Isn't mister questionablejoke-az kinda cussing? Though I will be honest, he had the strongest point haha
of course it is... most preachers are hypocrites, this one was just a little more blatant about it
"I remember the great pokemon gang war" 😂🤣
Pastor Brown, an amazing pastor! Listen to his sermon on Amnon had a friend, it will help your walk in faith💛
I enjoyed this video more than I should have. These guys give the rest of we preachers a bad name
Now that I know that PokeMon is short for pocket monster, I've realized that I've been playing with PokeMon since I was a kid 🤪
I am Christian also and would like to see more Pastors discuss at least using more imagination and play and reading the The Bible and Books for Christian Children history that is true and not changed !
Do more of these! Hilarious
Pokemon has kept me and my children in a close circle of fun, adventure,laughs ,national competitions and closing a generation gap ( I am 36 years older than my kids ). I am 60 years old and just finishing Shining Pearl and just bought the new Arceus game on Friday that we are all playing now ......... pretty evil huh?
I was in the audience when the TV was smashed. Pretty epic to me at the time, now it’s just darn right funny.
They preacher ranting about pokemon sounds like he takes revelations literally, meanwhile he asks his followers to give him their money
If TV/media is a source of sin, and you can't minimize its effects in your life, then bashing it with an ax might be your best option.
Side note: I went to school with Pastor Hagee's son, and went to Cornerstone to hear a few sermons. That guy is a snake-oil salesman par excellence, but an incredibly persuasive speaker. Makes me sad knowing how many good but not terrible astute people are being led astray by that charlatan.
I think most televangelists and their programs need to be axed.
I have wanted to take an ax to our TV a few times.
Best decision I ever made! 📺🪓😅
The Jentzen Franklin clip at the end was awesome. I feel sorry for the congregants of the other clips.
This is gold! 😆
I just want everyone to know I was there when he smashed the TV. 😂 Good Ole IFB
The second pastor with the tv and axe. LOL it reminded me of a Loony Tunes cartoon.
More of these please!!!🤣🤣🤣
I loved the axe pastor. We need more of him
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The preacher with the TV was Pastor Larry Brown out of Marion Avenue Baptist Church in Washington, Iowa. Hes an evangelist now. He preached that message to a crowd of 12,000 plus at the 2012 Pastor's School. You can watch the full sermon on CZcams. He is a very kind and humble man in person.
The 2nd sermon was like the passionate pastor version of Gallagher smashing a watermelon on stage
If the first guy is right then yikes I am very damned to hell 😥😥
I stayed straight edge and never got hooked on "the Mon"
Jigglypuff is definitely a demon
And no wonder, for even Satan disguises himself as a marshmallow.
Mind games at their finest! Braveo men!
Wow!!!!!!! The one about Boazzz!!!! Dahhhhhhhh--that was toooooo good!!!!!
Actually that Pokémon stuff about witchcraft is true.
It is not.
PEOPLE ARE TAUGHT AND IDUCED TO JOKE ABOUT EVRYTHING WRONG FROM BILL AND MONICA TO HUNTER AND HIS MYRID HOOKER OR CHILDFUCCKING PHOTS WHICH CAME OUT BY THE 100S IN 2020 WITH PARTS BLOCKED FROM VIEW...BUT THE KIMMELS, COLBERTS (*GACK!!!!*), CORDENS. MYERS EVEN TO LETTERMAN OR CONAN,O'BRIEN OR MAYBE CARSON OF JACK PARR...
THE RECIPE? THE CONTROVERSIAL SUBJECT IS MENTIONED, A COUPLE OF JOKES AND FLIPPANT REFERENCES ARE MADE WHETHER MONICA, HILLARY'S HORRIFIC USE OF A PRIVATE SERVER OR PELOSI'S OR FEINSTEINS HUSBAND A LOBBYIST FOR CHINA THEN THE JOKE, THE CANNED LAUGHTER ( WHY HAVEN;T YOU PEOPLE LEARNED LAUGHTER S NO CONTAGIOUS LIKE THAT) AND BINGO....EVERYBODY'S LAST THOUGHT OF IT WAS A JOKE....THEY'VE BEEN DOING THIS TO US SINCE AT LEAST THE 60S.MAYBE THE 50S...THAT'S WHY WE ARE STANDING HERE WAITING FOR THIS "DOORKNOB IN CHIEF" TO START A NUCLEAR WAR TO PREVENT RUSSIA AND CHINA FROM EXPOSING HIS HORRIFIC DEEDS AND PROBABLE SERIAL CHILD FUCKING IN CHINA...HARD TO TELL THE PHOTOS WERE PARTLY BLOCKED SO YOU COULDN'T TELL A SMALL WOMAN FROM A CHILD WHICH WOULD HAVE GOTTEN THE PUBLISHERS TO GO TO JAIL IF THEY WERE CLEARLY CHILDREN ...UNWANTED TINY LITTLE PRESCHOOL GIRLS...JUST WHAT A FILTHY POLITICIAN DEVIL WORSHIPERS LIKE IT OR NOT WOULD DO....TO SOMETHING SOMEONE SO MUCH SMALLER AND WEAKER THAT THEM...BUT OH BOY HOWDY WHAT VENGEANCE WILL GOD BRING UPON THEM? .....SO WORTHLESS TO THEM IN CHINA BUT SO PRECIOUS TO GOD AND ME AND MOST OF US...*"THEIR ANGELS ALWAYS BEHOLD THE FACE OF GOD"......THEY WILL PULL OUT THE STOPS TO PREVENT US FROM FIGURING THIS OUT MAYBE EVEN WAR OF THAT SHUTS UP THE MEDIA AND CAUSES BLACKOUTS LIKE WWII....DON'T LET THEIR INANE LAUGHTER AND CANNED LAUGHTER LEAD YOU TO COMPLACENCY...NEVER FORGET HE/THEY WOULD GET US ALL KILLED TO PROTECT HIS PISS POOR IRISH THICKHEADED MAFIA TROUPE...OH SHUT UP BOGTROTTERS! MY GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER AND 3-4 MORE GENERATIONS FROM COUNTY LIMERICK, ANTRIM, DUBLIN TOWN AND DERRY AT LEAST + ,MORE GOT STRAIGHT OFF THE BOAT IN THE ID 1700S...SO THERE..ERIN GO BRAGH..
Ok, more than once I've wanted to take a heavy object to my TV. For Christmas on year my kids gifted me a bag of foam bricks and rocks to throw at the tube.
"Solid points. . . " **snot laugh** If I stumbled into one of these services some Sunday somewhere, I don't think I'd make a return visit.
1:37 oh my gosh… he almost hit himself with the blade side of the ax. Also, “here’s Johnny”
Been awhile since i seen that stuff. Oh man good times good times😂
The pastor smashing the TV and acting like a psychopath was such an odd yet perfect mix of hyper-conservative IFB preaching with mega-church over-the-top theatrical click-garnering shenanigans.
I thought he was just impersonating Elvis.
@@ajcarr1965 If he was, he needs to stop.. that's the most disturbing Elvis I've ever seen.
Unless the preacher at 1:38 is prepared to clean up that mess of shattered glass himself, that was a really irresponsible and inconsiderate move. Think of the janitorial staff!
This is pure gold ! Nothing like cringe sermons !
One family from our normal church just left because the youth group decided to play dungeons and dragons at one point. I think they were living by emotions, not by faith in God.
Remember when the Bee "gave the Gospel" to Elon Musk?
That should count as a cringy sermon.
That went beyond cringe. How can the Gospel not be taken seriously?
That last one is pastor jentezen Franklin. He’s my favorite pastor and hilarious. Speaks truth unlike many who won’t call out the things of this world. (Steven Furtick)
That was CRT television... loaded with radon. Hope God loves him enough not to get lung cancer
A [now] Cringe sermon from Ghana 🇬🇭 in the 90s had it that a guy named Sisqó was threatening to "release the dragon". Preacher said this singer was probably 'the gateway' to hell and could release the dragon, as the devil is called in the book of revelations, because he had a dragon tattoo somewhere on his body. 🤦♀️
Amen, preachers telling it like it is!
Ugh, I remember that "Boaz" one from college. It sounded SO DUMB!!!
Thank God I hold on to His Word and not some weird stuff that has been broadcast over the years.
while they have a point, it is sad that this is one of the reasons why there are a lot of people stay away.
You seem to be the only person to admit that, despite their methods, these preachers had a valid point. God Bless you!
@@williamwhaley3738 Do not be jealous that I'm unique just like everybody else.
I'll shank you for a 1995 1st edition Charzard Holographic.
Dam. Just missed all that shooting and stabbing. Being born in the 60s really did suck. And all I ever got was cool aid that was spiked.
the best one i've ever seen is "VIRGINITY IS COOL, C'MON C'MON! VIRGINITY IS COOL!"
🤣😁🤣 I'm a lackadaisical catholic and these are hilariously funny 🤣😁🤣
1:20 The money they used to buy that TV could have gone toward feeding so many poor people...
He should have put on safety glasses before striking that TV with a hammer. Shattering glass can be very dangerous to the eyes.
Forget Pokemon. Baby Shark made me afraid to go in the water again.
This clip just highlights the problem we have in modern churches, pastors who are not anointed by the Holy Spirit or called to ministry. They should have read the bible more so they would see how dangerous of a game they are playing. It's more dangerous than Pokémon! The first clip had me laughing. I literally listen to the bible on audio book while I play video games. I was playing Valheim sailing in a thunderstorm and the book of revelation started being read and it freaked me right out hahaha. I listen to the dramatized version so it has thunder and trumpets and stuff like that in there. Really cool experience honestly. That first pastor is missing out lol. Second pastor could have lost his eyes during that stunt. Haha the girl at 2:55 "what the heck is this guy talking about, life isn't like that"
Which dramatized version do you listen to? I have one called the Bible Experience, and it’s really good. But I’m always open to others.