The Football Factory - Dorian - Bathroom Scene

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  • @qwertyuiop4991
    @qwertyuiop4991 Před 8 lety +397

    Tamer hassan Nailed it in this film and the business. Very convincing in these roles...

  • @lewissmith3143
    @lewissmith3143 Před 6 lety +221

    "what's your name?"
    "Dorian"
    "Puff"

  • @user-xq1er2dt6d
    @user-xq1er2dt6d Před 2 lety +178

    This is what happens when you have a friend who knows the rhytm of your breath, not mentioning methods of your lies. Excellent scene.

    • @footballfan4314
      @footballfan4314 Před rokem +6

      What

    • @paulharper4196
      @paulharper4196 Před rokem +14

      They're such good friends and they know each other well enough that rod was able to see what was going to happen and called Tommy's phone to ask for dorian to get him out the shit, knowing after the conversation they had earlier about Tommy calling his kid dorian he would use this as his fake name.

    • @user-xq1er2dt6d
      @user-xq1er2dt6d Před rokem +1

      @@paulharper4196 most awesome "mate kicking in" story I have ever seen on movie.

    • @steroe7965
      @steroe7965 Před rokem +5

      If he didn't phone he was about to leave anyway

    • @user-xq1er2dt6d
      @user-xq1er2dt6d Před rokem +1

      @@steroe7965 well, script says: telephone rings.

  • @xOLL13x
    @xOLL13x Před 11 lety +83

    '' SHOW US SOME FAAAKIN BRIEF" classic.

  • @EAsportsAdvisorTeam
    @EAsportsAdvisorTeam Před 7 lety +467

    It's just a name init....

  • @afc358
    @afc358 Před 7 lety +137

    I remember watching this scene for the first time. Tense!

  • @MattJames1958
    @MattJames1958 Před 6 lety +213

    Some of Danny Dyer's finest work

    • @adrianbaker9451
      @adrianbaker9451 Před rokem +37

      Yeah up there with his king Lear and Richard the 3rd! Take a look at yourself
      😆

    • @caeserornothing
      @caeserornothing Před rokem +9

      ​@Adrian Baker I preferred him in Hamlet

    • @theironshiek
      @theironshiek Před rokem +14

      Oh yeah he's up there with brando and pacino

    • @christschinwon
      @christschinwon Před rokem +1

      Best work was in Plebs, hands down

    • @laurencefox5884
      @laurencefox5884 Před rokem +2

      A phrase you don't hear often...

  • @purpleglitterladette
    @purpleglitterladette Před rokem +23

    This film and The Business are absolute gems👌

    • @planesstevee
      @planesstevee Před 7 měsíci +2

      The business 2 could be happening mate!!!!

  • @rochstan123
    @rochstan123 Před 5 lety +154

    "You've had a fucking touch, you little mug." Classic scene.

    • @findus8269
      @findus8269 Před 11 měsíci +1

      what does he mean with this phrase? I'm guessing "you're lucky this time" but "a fucking touch", never heard that expression

    • @barryearley9204
      @barryearley9204 Před 10 měsíci +9

      Why does he think he's lucky if he's just some random chap called Dorion 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @st6431
      @st6431 Před 9 měsíci +1

      @@findus8269 had a touch of luck

    • @cyniam8231
      @cyniam8231 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@barryearley9204 Agreed, it doesn't really make sense

    • @ianedwards5826
      @ianedwards5826 Před 21 dnem

      He didn't get slapped. That's a touch.

  • @Kratos-005
    @Kratos-005 Před dnem

    I remember the first time I watched the football factory when I was a teenager. This scene was tense af. The actual movie I loved so much, watched it numerous times now I’ve completely lost count. I was addicted to it at one point. Used to love kidulthood as well when I was a lad, these are the movies I grew up to.

  • @incarnateTheGreat
    @incarnateTheGreat Před 3 lety +84

    I love how in all these films, they make Millwall the enemy.

  • @-Anthracite
    @-Anthracite Před rokem +18

    Damn how time flies i didnt realise this movie is almost 20 years old
    the moment i saw his phone i thought wait a second 😂

    • @kjp1232
      @kjp1232 Před rokem +1

      And now the lads of 2023 watching fackin love island wearing their missus knickers😂😂😂😂

  • @MegaDIF
    @MegaDIF Před 11 lety +38

    I just love the old guys laugh when he come out of the bathroom Priceless.

  • @NeroAngelo616
    @NeroAngelo616 Před 10 měsíci +11

    Only Dorian I've known wern't no puff. He's 6 time Mr. Olympia Champion.

  • @themarmiteapple8328
    @themarmiteapple8328 Před 11 měsíci +8

    Great to see Dudley in this movie, played Reg Urwin in one episode of Porridge, but a great character he was.

  • @RMUrsula
    @RMUrsula Před 5 lety +6

    Great scene from a awesome movie.

  • @hugohackenbush1554
    @hugohackenbush1554 Před 2 lety +23

    That moment when the phone rings. Danny was a great counterpoint to Tamer's brooding menace in this scene. As for my dear old pal Dudley, he stole every frame of celluloid he was in. Damm but I don't half miss him. R.I.P Dudley. Our part of the Kings Road just ain't the same anymore.

    • @kailashpatel1706
      @kailashpatel1706 Před rokem +3

      Apparently he was a nice guy in real life, once saw him at an anti war get together and he was friendly..

    • @hugohackenbush1554
      @hugohackenbush1554 Před rokem +5

      @@kailashpatel1706 Dudley was a beautiful soul. One of the kindest and funniest men you could ever wish to know. Spent many an hour in his company.

    • @daviddoyle5152
      @daviddoyle5152 Před 5 měsíci

      Dudley was a great guy i knew him from the Chelsea meetings, RIP Dudley

    • @billybrand9976
      @billybrand9976 Před 2 měsíci

      He was a cunt to Harry Potter though

  • @lamf4846
    @lamf4846 Před rokem +39

    In some attic somewhere, there's a picture of Dorian who has a fantastic career.

  • @acceptableandbornind80s32

    I met the Grandad Actor before some years back, he died a couple of years after , he was a nice person Aswell

  • @EKdlwoasred
    @EKdlwoasred Před rokem +9

    I love this film. I love it when he says. “ you’re just a blinking stupid boy” “you’re a silly silly billy!”

    • @jay2073
      @jay2073 Před 7 měsíci +1

      Wrong film mate 😂

  • @coolrunnings1021
    @coolrunnings1021 Před 7 lety +172

    5 blokes for 1 guy? Well hard!!!

    • @straightupoldies1991
      @straightupoldies1991 Před 4 lety +8

      Skinboat soppy bollocks

    • @e.e121
      @e.e121 Před 4 lety +19

      Looking for 1 guy in his own area. May find him with several lads so this turk wants to feel safe

    • @rvwilliams4077
      @rvwilliams4077 Před 3 lety +20

      It’s a film

    • @whatsmynameagain7774
      @whatsmynameagain7774 Před 3 lety +2

      You should see how many of em it takes to kick a ball in

    • @cov9290
      @cov9290 Před 3 lety +2

      The football hooligans. Cowards and scums

  • @Getsumsimm
    @Getsumsimm Před 8 lety +151

    Always keep your phone on silent, fellas!

    • @aasimabdelnour800
      @aasimabdelnour800 Před 6 lety +1

      lol at you

    • @Finlaymcgraw1
      @Finlaymcgraw1 Před 6 lety

      Moo WWs why

    • @davidhanley1962
      @davidhanley1962 Před 5 lety

      U no dat

    • @londontrada
      @londontrada Před 4 lety +21

      What just in case a gang of 5 gang members unknowingly manage to find you after searching all round London for you (but don't know what you look like 🤔) and just decide the person taking a piss next to them might be the person they're looking for?

    • @asimghaffar8148
      @asimghaffar8148 Před 2 lety +3

      @@londontrada Well you make it sound like it doesn't happen very often.

  • @Ross_Milton
    @Ross_Milton Před 3 lety +20

    Its a good job he stopped him because he was walking into the wall

  • @robespie2517
    @robespie2517 Před 5 lety +58

    I like how it was Rod that leathered the boy with the bat but somehow Tommy gets blamed 😅

    • @paulharper4196
      @paulharper4196 Před 3 lety +15

      I've always thought this, Tommy gets the thrashing on rods behalf, I've never seen any message acknowledging that until yours.

    • @DavidW-ng5zv
      @DavidW-ng5zv Před 3 lety +1

      And how did they know his name was Tommy Johnson?

    • @robespie2517
      @robespie2517 Před 3 lety +3

      @@DavidW-ng5zv reading between the lines I’d imagine he probably bragged about it to the girls. When he’s doing the voiceovers he refers arrogantly to himself as things like “Magic Johnson” so he probably mentioned himself in the 3rd person at least ten times when talking to them 😅

    • @DavidW-ng5zv
      @DavidW-ng5zv Před 3 lety +2

      @@robespie2517 makes sense, but you'd think they'd show it to confirm it.
      Still love this film though. It's just always bugged me aha.

    • @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______
      @Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ Před 3 lety +3

      Johnson was a gobshite where as Rod is a quieter character so they probably didn't get his name. They are just thuggish morons who throw their weight about, so they won't think with logic and reason, they'll just go after whatever name they have. That's why I think he's the one who they're after.

  • @mrlunatic4796
    @mrlunatic4796 Před 9 lety +65

    Just to confirm is that mick from eastenders

  • @mongoose621
    @mongoose621 Před rokem +7

    Luckily for me, my phones been on silent since 2002

  • @jaaayj5474
    @jaaayj5474 Před 6 lety +9

    Best football film out there

  • @rochstan123
    @rochstan123 Před 4 lety +35

    Lucky they didn't check his phone for messages, his real name would have been on there somewhere.

    • @johnnyvidal698
      @johnnyvidal698 Před rokem

      I wonder if he got his phone back or Fred kept it

    • @floatingdave1
      @floatingdave1 Před 2 měsíci

      He handed it back to him when he said he'd had a touch.​@@johnnyvidal698

  • @davh1231
    @davh1231 Před 10 lety +234

    A trick he picked up in the army, did they have mobile phones in 1945.

    • @primrosestanley7135
      @primrosestanley7135 Před 9 lety +2

      dave hall he could have been in the troubles instead.

    • @albanianking6402
      @albanianking6402 Před 8 lety +2

      +glennhagstedt lmfao

    • @chriswalls5648
      @chriswalls5648 Před 7 lety +19

      Your level of thought is shocking.

    • @HushtheMag
      @HushtheMag Před 7 lety +2

      I really hope you're being sarcastic...

    • @irenestewart1942
      @irenestewart1942 Před 6 lety +1

      I think this trick might be one of the old " hand-me " gags that British SAS guys did during WW2. I don't remember the details why... I know how the English had a ton more agents than the USA did, working behind the lines... Maybe they had to cover for each other with a standard fake name?

  • @olliverwolliver
    @olliverwolliver Před 6 lety +17

    What an intense scene.

  • @iHateeeMarmite
    @iHateeeMarmite Před 7 lety +14

    Gets beaten by the same mob in the end anyway

  • @charlie7329
    @charlie7329 Před 9 lety +122

    I would love to watch this movie with someone called Dorian and watch their reaction on this scene.

    • @attacksk8
      @attacksk8 Před 8 lety

      Charlie Drummond
      movie is awesome..and yeah im called Dorian :D

    • @Connorjackson26
      @Connorjackson26 Před 8 lety +1

      Lmao Dorian 😂

    • @yungthug2403
      @yungthug2403 Před 8 lety +18

      +attacksk8 prove it, stop fucking stuttering and fucking prove it, just show me some fucking brief!!!!

    • @snappybro1251
      @snappybro1251 Před 5 lety

      @@yungthug2403 Hang on! Lets see who the fuck you are, give us your phone!

    • @yungthug2403
      @yungthug2403 Před 4 lety

      @@snappybro1251 you've had a facking touch, now fack off you little mag

  • @davidlehan7624
    @davidlehan7624 Před 6 lety

    Yes this was the best film he did

  • @bowlingarry
    @bowlingarry Před 18 dny

    It pass most people by but Danny Dyer is surely one of the UKs greatest ever thespians. The depth and character he brings to his performances astounds me

  • @centenario1820
    @centenario1820 Před 5 lety +17

    The villan from the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey is called Dorian. Hahaha

  • @andrewsavage9148
    @andrewsavage9148 Před rokem +7

    “Did your arse drop son” 😂😂😂

  • @MadScientist81
    @MadScientist81 Před 4 lety +10

    “I Said wush your fakin name”

  • @slitsk
    @slitsk Před rokem +5

    Poor Rod getting in a relationship and getting away from Hooliganism is treated like a traitor nearly 😂😂

    • @purpleglitterladette
      @purpleglitterladette Před rokem +1

      Tbh that's not just in circles of male friendships my ex mate she got funny with me when I got a boyfriend lmao 🙄

  • @dubiouscaesar3709
    @dubiouscaesar3709 Před rokem +6

    "full of spivs and skint hoo-rays around here!" 😅

    • @grantthomas9364
      @grantthomas9364 Před rokem

      Like bermsey isnt 😂😂

    • @dubiouscaesar3709
      @dubiouscaesar3709 Před rokem

      @@grantthomas9364 I wouldn't know, just found it funny. London on the whole has a fakeness to it.

  • @MrStevo626
    @MrStevo626 Před 2 měsíci

    What a scene !!!! 🙌🏼

  • @aidygooner
    @aidygooner Před rokem +2

    Shout-out to Dorian! 🙌

  • @lochvids108
    @lochvids108 Před 7 lety +10

    that guy looks just like tubes

  • @TheCurtisdavies
    @TheCurtisdavies Před 5 lety +40

    I love this scene but I never get the last bit when he rings to “save” him... he had already been let off!

    • @reecetonks8
      @reecetonks8 Před 5 lety +26

      TheCurtisdavies they didn’t know that as they where in the bar area. Just realised that he was in trouble because the amount of time he was in there and no one had come out

    • @dntino1340
      @dntino1340 Před 4 lety +9

      @@reecetonks8 Yeah but how did he know to ask for "Dorian" if he had just made it up there and then on the spot???

    • @reecetonks8
      @reecetonks8 Před 4 lety +1

      DN Tino quick thinking

    • @bumbleloyal256
      @bumbleloyal256 Před 3 lety +6

      @@dntino1340 Because beforehand he says how if he had any kids in the future he'd name them Dorian cos of an old mate

    • @marko.rankovic
      @marko.rankovic Před 2 lety +2

      @@bumbleloyal256 Ah I didn't catch that part, thanks. I only got that he uses Dorian as his fake name and then they call to ask for Dorian which I thought was strange, but makes more sense if he expressed interest in naming any of his future kids Dorian prior to the confrontation.

  • @jasonrandall5148
    @jasonrandall5148 Před rokem +1

    Mad to think he a Midle age man and a grandad and this was 2004.

  • @danielrayner7681
    @danielrayner7681 Před rokem +2

    It's full of spivs and skint hoorays round here

  • @horspoolh576
    @horspoolh576 Před 11 lety

    i found it finally!!!

  • @CruiserzProductions
    @CruiserzProductions Před 10 lety +40

    dorian's a puff name

  • @Rockthecasbah3535
    @Rockthecasbah3535 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Dudley Sutton Absolute Legend.

  • @SamSingh-rv6es
    @SamSingh-rv6es Před rokem

    🐐 scene 🎬

  • @peterkelly7527
    @peterkelly7527 Před rokem

    Big Greg Essex with the glasses on ❤

  • @snubcapri8691
    @snubcapri8691 Před 3 lety +3

    Dorian part killed me

  • @ruslanapas
    @ruslanapas Před 12 lety

    ok cheers mate!

  • @EvolutionSev
    @EvolutionSev Před 12 lety

    You have to watch the film. It's good.

  • @carlstirling103
    @carlstirling103 Před 4 měsíci

    Faithless joined the crew i see

  • @davidc4408
    @davidc4408 Před 2 měsíci +2

    Dorian Yates entered chat

  • @acecolin52
    @acecolin52 Před 10 měsíci +3

    The words of Kevin Bridges spring to mind 😂

    • @joshuacauser
      @joshuacauser Před 9 měsíci

      'I once accidentally bought a horse' ?

  • @mikesparkes9626
    @mikesparkes9626 Před rokem

    Nice bathroom!!

  • @Pobsta-de7hb
    @Pobsta-de7hb Před 10 měsíci +3

    The funny thing is though. Danny quite suits the name Dorian

  • @davidmurphy8364
    @davidmurphy8364 Před 7 lety +1

    Fuck, the tension in this scene is unreal

  • @Mr1979flapjack
    @Mr1979flapjack Před rokem +11

    I don't know why he's so grateful to his mate, he was on his way out of the toilet until he rung his phone.

    • @anthony-ok5dz
      @anthony-ok5dz Před rokem

      Ha ha yes I was thinking the same 😂

    • @the_local_bigamist
      @the_local_bigamist Před rokem +1

      Dumb writing. They didn't even have reason to suspect him - he was a random lad in a toilet in a boozer in LDN. There might be a few other people named "Tommy Johnson" who live in that area. London is a massive city. Just seems like they wanted tension but in a very unlikely scenario.

  • @macman975
    @macman975 Před 6 lety +36

    Why are they checking all these pubs when it's obvious that not one of them has the remotest idea of what he looks like as they've just proved.?

    • @RAMBALZ
      @RAMBALZ Před 6 lety +1

      Trappa B because they expect to see another group of geezers that look like them

    • @tonytucker5332
      @tonytucker5332 Před 4 lety +1

      Because they high on cocaine!!

    • @lukeking1610
      @lukeking1610 Před 4 lety +1

      Simple. They ask the people in the boozer if they know or have heard of a Tommy Johnson. Someone gives them a description or address or contact of his

  • @dariusdoodoo
    @dariusdoodoo Před rokem +6

    That huge guy has real screen presence.

  • @LiamR90
    @LiamR90 Před rokem +5

    Dorian Yates would have been fuming watching this.

    • @garybanks-mu9ik
      @garybanks-mu9ik Před rokem

      Dorian Yates is one of the toughest men eve4

    • @zakdennison4564
      @zakdennison4564 Před 4 měsíci

      @@garybanks-mu9ikCraig Farebass (pat tate) from rise of the foot soldier would beat anyone in a fight

  • @gmshadowtraders
    @gmshadowtraders Před rokem +3

    That shit was INTENSE

  • @xza5687
    @xza5687 Před 2 lety +8

    At least it wasnt Tommy Hatcher 😂

  • @stoned466
    @stoned466 Před 5 lety +2

    Just as you thought it was safe to take a piss.

  • @nez9751
    @nez9751 Před rokem

    The big fat guy is the guy from one of my favourite documentaries 0:38 ‘the London Markets’

  • @raggeragnar
    @raggeragnar Před 3 lety +1

    Now THAT was a real sfinxter exercise.

  • @themenace3145
    @themenace3145 Před 3 lety +11

    Now danny dyer’s career is about as cool as dorian

  • @jimp1646
    @jimp1646 Před 7 lety +2

    1:07 So funny. The only way it could have been more funny is if he said his name is Daisy.

  • @allwrighty100
    @allwrighty100 Před rokem

    I remember that old boy from Widows and Smiley's People.

  • @hamborg2
    @hamborg2 Před rokem

    Love this movie💥💥😊👍🇩🇰🇩🇰

  • @MUFCWH7
    @MUFCWH7 Před 10 měsíci

    What has always baffled me about this movie it that Rod was the one that done him around the head with the Cricket bat. Not Tommy😂

  • @kashif9145
    @kashif9145 Před rokem +2

    I have an electrician called Doreen

  • @brownthug1625
    @brownthug1625 Před 9 lety

    whats the song called that always plays when they show his grandad

  • @carlt9265
    @carlt9265 Před rokem +4

    Love tamer and dyer together get the business 2 made

  • @TheManU4eva
    @TheManU4eva Před 11 lety +14

    If your going around searching for someone would probably be a good idea to know what they look like, as if anybody would admit it was them in situation.

  • @ChattinBoxingWYB
    @ChattinBoxingWYB Před 3 lety +2

    Didn't even wash his hands!

  • @mrugod
    @mrugod Před rokem +1

    I SAID NICE ONE BRUV

  • @royaloak5455
    @royaloak5455 Před rokem +1

    Does anyone know what what pub this was filmed in?

  • @Wicked_R
    @Wicked_R Před 2 lety +5

    I never understood it wasn't Tom who hit the lad with the bat anyway..it was his Rod.

    • @paulharper4196
      @paulharper4196 Před rokem +1

      Yeah Tom took the heat because Fred's brother didn't see rod, obviously he saw Tommy as he was in his face when rod bashed him from behind, so the only face he has to go on was Tommy. Although I assume he got his name from his sister, so why he didn't then ask who it was that hit him with the bat and go after rod as well is a bit of an oversight in the writing.

    • @Wicked_R
      @Wicked_R Před rokem +1

      @@paulharper4196 yeah I know I've seen it

    • @antzooma
      @antzooma Před rokem

      @@Wicked_R so you did understand then you little mug

  • @autistonaut
    @autistonaut Před 10 měsíci

    Dorian The Gray man - his identity known to no man.

  • @Predators--cz2fb
    @Predators--cz2fb Před rokem +2

    This scene was so tense I shit myself just watching it.
    Thing is they must have known he was bullshitting. 😂

  • @nathanmasters7952
    @nathanmasters7952 Před 10 lety

    i was shitting myself for him ahaha

  • @paultruesdale7680
    @paultruesdale7680 Před 2 měsíci

    Top ten movie

  • @CAFC2010
    @CAFC2010 Před 12 lety +1

    He didn't even wash his hands!

  • @chrisrowe7503
    @chrisrowe7503 Před 5 lety +3

    Back before the days of Facebook where they would have known immediately who he was. This is what makes Facebook dangerous as fuck.

    • @paulharper4196
      @paulharper4196 Před rokem +2

      This is why I'm not on Facebook or any other social media. My life is nobodys business but my own and my immediate family and close friends.

  • @craigandrews9301
    @craigandrews9301 Před 6 lety

    Read between the lines, he was letting him go anyway and then his phone rang.

    • @paulharper4196
      @paulharper4196 Před rokem

      Yes but rod didn't know he was being let go, he probably thought "I'll give it 30 seconds then if he's not come out ill call him to get him out of trouble". Juat added another layer of tension to the scene.

  • @h.haider4987
    @h.haider4987 Před 6 lety

    The black guys facial expressions are too funny

  • @crazyfalang8420
    @crazyfalang8420 Před 3 lety

    after banging that line he should be flying not all mad and shit haha

  • @mubasharihsan4499
    @mubasharihsan4499 Před rokem

    Doorian can't forget

  • @eldarius237
    @eldarius237 Před 3 lety +1

    "What's your name?"
    "What?"
    :D

  • @mikepoole1194
    @mikepoole1194 Před 7 lety +45

    I was having a drink tonight with the bloke that says "Show us your briefs"

    • @milne1985
      @milne1985 Před 6 lety +18

      Mike Poole that means something completely different if you add the s to brief

    • @richardbryant3169
      @richardbryant3169 Před 6 lety +7

      Mike Poole he said show us some brief not show us your briefs lol

    • @mrbabajidee3133
      @mrbabajidee3133 Před 3 lety +3

      What an A Lister he is

    • @Jmf1190
      @Jmf1190 Před 3 lety +6

      Could you even see your pint without being blinded by the paparazzi?

    • @Getafe_me_mason
      @Getafe_me_mason Před rokem

      Show us your briefs
      Haha

  • @terrybunch7313
    @terrybunch7313 Před rokem

    "JUST SHOW 'IM SOME FACKIN' BRIEF!"

  • @Mr.Freestyle.
    @Mr.Freestyle. Před rokem

    Big guy in glasses is Joey Essex uncle

  • @xOLL13x
    @xOLL13x Před 12 lety +1

    'SHOW US SOME FAKKIN BRIEF'.

  • @mubasharihsan4499
    @mubasharihsan4499 Před 2 dny

    Can't forget this name Dorian 😅

  • @whiteboywhite3292
    @whiteboywhite3292 Před 6 lety

    dave hall YEA GOOD POINT LOL

  • @topproff2558
    @topproff2558 Před 8 lety +4

    PUFF

  • @johnpearson2663
    @johnpearson2663 Před 5 lety +5

    To think both the main actors here have had their daughters go on love island. They would’ve been like 8 when this was filmed 😂

    • @jackwaller4968
      @jackwaller4968 Před 4 lety

      I think they would have been a bit younger than 8 pal

    • @johnpearson2663
      @johnpearson2663 Před 4 lety

      Jack Waller 2004. So 23 now. About right no?