YOUR Club's STUPIDEST Player-Comparison
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- čas přidán 28. 06. 2024
- The Irish Guy takes a look at every Premier League club and finds each team's weirdest player comparison, including the likes of Bruno Fernandes, Marcus Rashford and Harry Kane.
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17 year old striker scores an easy goal
People: the next Alan shearer!
Small Argentinan winger dribbles past one defender
People: The next Messi
*English pundits*
These are the same people who call people from shit leagues better then people from good leagues
@@cummerchant542 pal there is no such as shit league..there was only 2 champions from England in the ucl past decade.pipe down a bit
@@OptimusDelta who’s better la liga or Romania?also where did premier league come into this
'I don't see Ronaldo, I see HITC Sevens'
I can't unsee it...
Bro...I laughed my ass of when I heard that.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
GO ON U SKEGG!
@@scottclark2912 BRUH WHAT??!?!?!?!??!!? How did you find this
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good ol' james
"I see HITC Sevens!" THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST BURN THE IRISH MAN HAS PRODUCED
ngl I didnt understand comparison tbh
@@aaravgp1332 Alfie from HITC 7s looks like Fabio Silva
@@aaravgp1332 Alfie, well I think his name is Alfie, the one who hosts/voices over most HITC sevens videos looks like Fabio Silva
@@seabird1328 he does every HITC video
@@boarheaded44 Ok thanks
the Longstaff brothers play only against Man United.
Yep they’re simply robots programmed to perform good against united and go back to the lab
Its the bloody ginger Longstaff.
@Johan Sson yeeep
Hey Irish guy it's November and West Ham aren't bottom of the league...
So where's your Tribute
He said if villa don’t go down, he will make the channel a Jack Grealish tribute channel for a week
He will say grealish is better than iniesta cus of this
Jack Grealish need a tribute
@@saskcom2400 no there’s 20 teams and he meant last
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Thogden couldn't host Match of the Day, but Thogdad would be a different level of hosting.
Just imagine that
Irish guy: hitting 500k before Christmas will be the greatest underdog story ever
Leicester city fans : are we a joke to you
Original
Good one
The fernandes comparison is just classic Twitter
As well as the penaldo thing
You miss a penalty: you’re garbage
You score = pen (insert part of name)
You can’t win with Twitter
true
@Suraj true
@Suraj Ronaldo fan boys: OvERrAtEd
The majority of his goals are penalties apart from 4 of them
@@callumlucas4444 if you don’t want to concede penalties
Don’t fool the person in the box it’s not rocket science
He’s not gonna miss because your team calls him penandes
But when he does “JoNjO SheLvEy”
9:56 Rio Ferdinand didn't won three UEFA Champions League Trophy he just only won one time UEFA Champions League
Bruno being compared to jonjo shelvey is like comparing Tom hardy s acting ability to vin diesel's
No its more like comparing Terry Crews acting to van Diesel
I know, disrespecting shelvey he’s levels above bruno
Comparing Leo DiCaprio to Adam Sandler..or Daniel Day Lewis and Jason Statham
This guy is so funny and underrated jesus this guy deserves so many more subs
6:45 _Well... Cantona lives near me, want me to ring his bell?_ 😂
When we won 5-0 against Leipzig, I told myself that I wouldn't be surprised if we messed up against Arsenal.
We messed up, and I'm not surprised. I really love Ole for his services to the club as a player, but it's time to go.
This manager will lose his job under the glazers so as the next and the next and the next and the next.
We looked horrendous, all a team has to do is press us high and we falter like clueless chickens not to add that Scott mctominay was one clueless chicken in yesterday's match
I mean he’s inconsistent as hell but we need to give him another season and the board need to go before him. If we sack him we’re just gonna go back to Europa league, and worse
@@joshuascovill2835 This is like Savitar. We're in an endless loop thanks to the Glazers.
I predicted at the start of the season he’ll get sacked on the 20th of December after Man United lose at home against Leeds, still standing by that
I love how that Arsenal fan didn’t write this:
Numbers of Mistakes
VVD: 0
Mustafa: 1,000,000,000,000,000,000
But VVD has made plenty of mistakes...
@@ayrtonha5066 i dont mean this season. this season/season before when he was probably the best defender in the world
Fun fact in 14 games bruno scores 8 goals and got 7 assists last season! And he only scored 4 penalty’s. 4!
This is why I dont buy arguments solely based on stats cuz stats would suggest that mustafi is better than van dijk. When really at the best of times mustafis barely even 1/3 of the defender
I'm an arsenal fan, and saying mustafi is 1/3 of Virgil is still too much 😂😂
What stats suggest that? Curious
@@seabird1328 I am too bro and 1/3 is when mustafi is at his best... otherwise its prolly closer to 1/4
@@jokullah I think clearances tackles tackle success rate and interceptions
@@shaankyy4492 fair enough haha has been decent under Mikel tbf
Going back to this. I think this is the funniest video the Irish Guy has made (maybe excluding the skits). I love the way he reacts to the comments
24 seconds in and irish guy has me pissing myself laughing...thanks irish guy...hero
REMINDER:
Irish guy 10 Werner goals away from colouring his hair blond and begging for forgiveness.
Yessss
Wait but did he say 15 goals in the prem or in all competitions?
@@Random22176 prem
Anyone else have a list of things Irish guy has to do if somethng happens in football?? 😂😂 (i.e. him having to take a milk bath last year bcuz Ole didnt get the sack by xmas)
@@stwx6220 12 then, not much of a difference tbf.
I swear Shearer might want to hit his head against a wall just to forget how many bang average strikers he has been compared to
Literally every young striker that gets a start for Newcastle gets called the next Shearer!
They're just willing it to happen!
The really dumb thing about it though is that Shearer got his start at Southampton and when he joined Newcastle was already a Superstar who had won the Prem with Blackburn and was England's #9!
@@franohmsford7548 Joelinton's the next *Will Shearer* 🤣🤣🤣
The only person RIGHTLY described as the next Shearer is Kane....and I'm not a spurs fan
@@cherishnash365 Kane and Shearer are very different players... Kane is a much more rounded footballer than Shearer ever was. The only similarity is they both scored lots of goals.
Honestly, given his range of passing I could see Harry Kane moving into midfield later in his career and doing much better there than Rooney.
Especially with the embarrasment of riches England is starting to get right now up front.
@@franohmsford7548 I'm not saying they're similar, I'm saying hes the closest to Shearer. United fans could argue that Rooney has been the closest to Shearer, but for natural goalscoring talent an English #9 since the late 90's has needed to be someone who can be a poacher in the 6yard area, can use their head for a good 15-25% of their goals, and also be a threat when 30yrds from goal with a yard of space... the likes of gary lineker (poacher, never scored from further than 20yds), micheal owen (scored as many career goals with his head or outside the box as my grandma) and Rooney had loads of penalties and few headers but was good inside and outside the box....had vardy been spotted at an earlier age he could of been a great, but still not the physical aerial presence that Shearer and kane possess
The Irish guy best at being funny.he is the reason is subscribe to HITC sport.If I met him I would run around the whole of Ireland.And pay him £10K for each video he is in.#IrishGuyArmy
You wouldn’t pay £10
Simp
same
@@Goozero1
Haha 😂
It’s literally brain dead comparisons that don’t make sense. Mainly about sexual molesting or nuns
As a Chelsea fan although Partey isn’t as good I can see some similarities between Essien and him
From a utd fan
Your very right
When he scores everyone be like
Partey Time!.
Well they are also both Ghanaians
@@Zedvais Lmao 😂
Like the Irish guy wld say , ( He’s no where close ) 😂🤣
dalglish is arguably the greatest pool player, Stevie comes close
@Muhammed Enam Ahmed 170041036 Nah Alberto Moreno obviously
I would pick Gerrard for a very simple reason, he was the player who managed to keep us afloat when team was in.. rather bad condition. Without him and his hard work we wouldn't have Klopp, Salah, TAA, VVD and so on, we would fight for a scarps with low tier clubs like everton.
@@andreaswong8829 fax
The long pause at charlie austin had me cryin😂
The disrespect on jonjo shelvey to even be compared to Bruno penandes is a disgrace
As a Manchester United fan I can hand on heart say that our fan base comparing Pogba to De Bruyne is our worst comparison.
Who remembers when Gerrard compared Joe Cole with Messi
Me me me! 😌🙋
I will truly miss Kevin de bruyne(after he retires) I'm not even a city fan i just love football
Same here
Who needs De Bruyne when Harry Kanes around
@@adamphillip5305 should be illegal to mention kane in the same sentence as de bruyne
@@tomgoodier2802 yeah, they're completely different
@@froopnoops4505 exactly mate like comparing de gea to John terry just makes no sense
Premier league fans underestimate inesta and xavi a lot
Not us premier league fans with brains pal we know how good they were
The British media is just ridiculous. I think most fans had massive respect for Iniesta and Xavi.
It’s not bamford to cantona it’s bamford to pele
More like Bamford to Bendtner!
Mustafi better than van dijk is when the world comes to an end
@DP Yeet lmao
Van Dijk injured and he'll still have a better season than mustafi
I've had been begging Alfie for months to make a very similar video, what a surprise the Irish guy stepped in and did the job! Love it.
The pause for Austin was gold😂
Did you have a good Halloween, watching Ireland lose 6 nations
Shup
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is by far Irish guy's best work to date!!
Phenomenally hilarious! Thanx for that!
Guys I'm just saying, if you haven't noticed, the background is greenscreened
Fuckn hilarious as usual mate. Here in Oz mornings headline on epl was, ' legend savages man u players', jeeze guess who I thought. No promotion or relegation in all sports like the U.S. franchise masterclasses. The sense of realty with EFL is real. Keep it coming!
Brilliant video idea!
And the execution?
Ooh, la la!
10:24 51 seconds of awkward silence just to say that he's not 😵😑😓
Mason mount is more of a frank lampard then a de bryune, idk what redknapp was smoking
Yeah, not saying as good but same kind of player. Like Willian and messi. Both are rw dribblers, can shoot the ball well and take free kicks, but messi is miles ahead
@@shashvatsingh5102 just that Willian is inconsistent trash
This is definately the best vid u have made 😂😂😂
"I don't see Ronaldo, I see HITC Sevens!"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i thought this video was about to compare players IQs in a club
Seeing Manchester United play yesterday gave every united fan Cancer
I might as well make use of the tennis channel on my tv.
City fan here i should stfy prolly
@@hmmmmmm5213 tbf I respect tennis as a sport way better than those American sports which is made only for momey
@@manavarunaravind4290 Sadly, that's how it is.
@@manavarunaravind4290 ? Basketball is great.
I hate Harry Maguire
Me too mate me too. I’m a united fan
I don’t
@@joshuaayodele8269 _Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes_
Noo the hate needs to go to Lindelof 😒😒 he’s prolly not a player to be found at United
Irish guy:BEST UNDERDOG STORY
Leicester: am I a joke to you
My first time watching and he is so funny I already subribed😂😂😂😂
how does this man not have 1 million subs
That long drawn out silence was gold 😆
Just subscribed only done it because I want to see more of The Irish Guy he's great just found the channel by the way.
Some of these are mental😂😂
“You might as well tip Thogden to host MOTD”
Uhhhhh….. that may actually happen.
*bang average, tin pot striker exists*
Pundits: nExT aLan sHeaReR
Fabio Silva aka HITC sevens omg 😂😂😂😂😂
Mount might have a KDB inside him but I don't agree that he would become a KDB
That clean sheet joke got me!
That was the most uncomfortable 30 seconds of staring..
The mount thing thing didn't age well.
De Bruyne: lost champions league final.
Mount: won the champions league
Well this is the first time I’ve seen a mount/kdb comparison
11.50 "....I see HITC sevens!" Brutal! And hilarious!
Some of your best work, Irish Guy. I think pundits make these stupid statements in order to get noticed, retweeted or whatever fame currency they are after. I don't even know what is accomplished by these students. It's one thing to attempt to compare the strengths of some players playing similar roles: Xavi and Modric or Pirlo.
Irish Guy you are hilarious!
Each clubs former player who should be their manager
Would love to see a video featuring Niran FNG😂
That hitc sevens dig thou😂😂👌
Alan Shearer got a hat trick even in this list, absolute legend(and I ain't even a jordy)
Comparing bamford to Cantona is like comparing Hitc Sevens to Hitc Sport
bruno penandes and ziyech is like comparing me to messi
If you call him Penandes, you obviously dont watch Man Utd. Look at the number of assists he has. Did he get those assists from penalties as well?
Messi hasn’t scored from open play in 6 games and he’s not called pessi or whatever I’m not comparing Bruno to messi that’s ridiculous. Ziyech has 1 goal and 1 assist shut up and learn your football
@@3dsaulgoodman43 you probably think Fernandes is better than KDB too
@@user-op7vr5xc4z I dont. KDB is one of the best players on the planet. Bruno is great, but is not at KDB's level.
Bruno >>>>>>>> Ziyech
I’m a very big fan but these comparisons were made when the players were doing well
Hahaha that mount to de bruyne comparison 😂😂😂🤣🤣😂
Damn, just realised how much this channel has grown...
before 100k gang
Should I be worried that I found the funniest part was when he was silent for 30 seconds?
We need to get Irish guy on the kickoff
Everybody's stat merchants until Mustachie rides the Muppet vehicle
Charlie Austin reminds Jenas of Shearer wow
Irish guy: You might as well tip thogden to become the host of match of the day
ME: LMFAO
RIGHT. Half a mil by the end of the year is pretty underdog worthy.
But can you do it without John Terry in Munich?
As a albion fan i found that funny wiv austin 🤣
Despite mason mount being far from kdb, I can see him developing into a similar player of similar ability when he hits his prime
very funny mate
Nobody compared Bamford to Cantona the headline was he became the only Leeds player alongside Eric Cantona to score 6 premier league goals in the first six matches of the season post 92/93 (*inaugural premiership season)
When sterling left liverpool loads said dont worry Ibe will be better......😅😅😅
Irish Guy reacts to Alan Shearer's comparisons
Since 2012. I'm dying from inside to outside
Oh ffs you've broken the Irish Guy. Bloody maniacs 😃
Is it me or is the Irish Guys left hand possessed at the start of the video
Poor Geordies! Looking for the new Shearer so desperately
The refree was all arsenal against man utd Btw a fan of man city
It was good refereeing but you complain still how many pens have you guys got
Mike Dean missed a blatant penalty call, but we still deserved to lose.
@@3dsaulgoodman43 the man utd penalty should be given like the arsenal one
@@xxmentosmintxx521 yea the takle by gabriel should be penalised
It should have been a penalty
I’ve been her since 50k you grown so much🙂
In no other country but England could a pundit say 'better than Ozil, maybe even Danny Welbeck' without being called out on live television and instantly excommunicated from their industry 🤣🤣
How's your update on NNN lad?
Great jokes!
i thought my video paused for a second, it was on purpose
Half a million.The greatest underdog story. Ur talking about comparisons 🤣
Can i make you a fanart btw?
Love to see your responds on it
Maybe start next one with out right!
Xherdan Shaqiri aka The power cube is the GOAT
The sumptuous interior of Judi dench
The Last time I was this early Irish guy was saying that Leeds wouldn’t finish top half