The Undateables- Micheals Best Bits

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  • @luxlox9029
    @luxlox9029 Před 6 lety +5340

    “Ask me how many girlfriends I’ve had.” “How many girlfriends have you had.” “AHA a gentleman NEVER tells.”

  • @tnamuls0288
    @tnamuls0288 Před 6 lety +3535

    "My auntie Chris says I'm a lovely looking lad"

    • @dreaddybear8366
      @dreaddybear8366 Před 5 lety +226

      Great-auntie Chris. She must be about 80, so she knows a lovely looking lad when she sees one!

    • @Aldrnari
      @Aldrnari Před 4 lety +25

      @@CalmoOmlac Probably not great-aunties, though!

    • @mightymouse5029
      @mightymouse5029 Před 4 lety +31

      @@CalmoOmlac I'm fucking my auntie right now

    • @alanpartridge5548
      @alanpartridge5548 Před 4 lety +12

      @@mightymouse5029 reading and liking ur comment while eating chocolate moose

    • @King-bd4qm
      @King-bd4qm Před 4 lety +2

      relatable

  • @poop464
    @poop464 Před 8 lety +6213

    Takes a real man to stand up to your fears like he does.

    • @yako8630
      @yako8630 Před 7 lety +120

      Watching him come out of his shell with the blind date was pretty cool.

    • @Ladadiladadaah
      @Ladadiladadaah Před 6 lety +63

      Brave! I can tell his family really raised him well! Great Guy!

    • @neiluk78
      @neiluk78 Před 6 lety +10

      smd68 d663 You sad, sorry excuse for a human being, I am surprised you can use a keyboard. Your life must be empty. What sad little fucker you are.

    • @oliverwhitelaw4753
      @oliverwhitelaw4753 Před 6 lety +1

      neilboxer00 😂😂😂

    • @seijo3528
      @seijo3528 Před 6 lety

      Not really

  • @Deano1199
    @Deano1199 Před 5 lety +1768

    “Thanks for the date, here’s my business card!” Legend 😂

    • @afz3003
      @afz3003 Před 4 lety +66

      That would pass as a successful date in Japan

    • @MegaMasterkiller666
      @MegaMasterkiller666 Před 4 lety +11

      What a lad

    • @AnnaPxx
      @AnnaPxx Před 3 lety +8

      It does make total sense actually!

    • @Sanyu-Tumusiime
      @Sanyu-Tumusiime Před 3 lety +1

      Hahahaaahhahahhaah

    • @Coswalker27
      @Coswalker27 Před 3 lety +9

      That such a power move.if a guy dose that in a date I say he win. Sure he didn't get layed or the date didn't go anywhere. But the fact she took the card. Bravo.

  • @caitb7089
    @caitb7089 Před 5 lety +696

    ‘he’s so nervous he’s forgotten how to have a conversation’ me everyday

  • @espicelmecanicodecombustio1632

    This guy is so legitimately sweet. Inspiring how hard he tries, without hesitation

    • @brandonquenneville7330
      @brandonquenneville7330 Před 7 lety +35

      he is just like the rest of us! or better off

    • @joewilson2175
      @joewilson2175 Před 5 lety +1

      It's autism

    • @brandonw9723
      @brandonw9723 Před 5 lety +2

      Brandon Quenneville definitely not better off 😄

    • @brandonw9723
      @brandonw9723 Před 5 lety +3

      Brandon Clarke well every date is like 21 question with this tool

    • @Benjy52
      @Benjy52 Před 5 lety +3

      Which the girls seem to always find awkward. Rude and highly judging.

  • @workingclown
    @workingclown Před 9 lety +4083

    His dance moves are pretty much on par with mine

    • @xyzzzzz01
      @xyzzzzz01 Před 7 lety +13

      hahahahaha

    • @truecrimerip7936
      @truecrimerip7936 Před 7 lety +43

      Explosive Candy daaaaamn i saw myself in these dancing moves :-(

    • @Pandidolod
      @Pandidolod Před 7 lety +29

      Exactly what I was thinking lmao. I am pretty sure I'm worse. lol

    • @christophersantos730
      @christophersantos730 Před 6 lety +6

      Explosive Candy if anything way better than me even trying

    • @D.e.p.z
      @D.e.p.z Před 6 lety +22

      Dancing like a Sims character

  • @smkanim2009
    @smkanim2009 Před 7 lety +3757

    Why, they don't call me Mr. Popular for nothing.

  • @thegoodlydragon7452
    @thegoodlydragon7452 Před 4 lety +1154

    "It could be some 60-year-old Nigerian sex killer." HA ha ha ha ha! Oh my god my sides are gonna burst.

    • @LAURA---
      @LAURA--- Před 3 lety +17

      😂🤣 i can’t breathe

    • @kitcat2449
      @kitcat2449 Před 3 lety +43

      The way he said it so matter-of-factly too lol

    • @neo123321
      @neo123321 Před 3 lety +4

      Hahahaha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @nates2569
      @nates2569 Před 3 lety +8

      HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHHAHAHAHAHAHQHQHQHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHJHAAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGG LOLOLL AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

    • @kitcat2449
      @kitcat2449 Před 3 lety +5

      @@nates2569 me during manic episode

  • @zoeyfalconer85
    @zoeyfalconer85 Před 4 lety +523

    “i was wondering if you’d like to go on another date with me..”
    “yeah”
    “i’ll give you a chance to speak.”
    lmaooooo

  • @brackentardelli981
    @brackentardelli981 Před 6 lety +1741

    “Why is everything so difficult?”
    Truth.

    • @namor357
      @namor357 Před 4 lety +9

      Bracken Tardelli
      No shit. Pretty much sums life in general.

    • @KAHHHH8548
      @KAHHHH8548 Před 3 lety

      @@namor357 life can be so hard

    • @delduvall
      @delduvall Před 3 lety

      @Banned4life88 So you think life is a breeze?

  • @levihixx
    @levihixx Před 7 lety +1792

    "NUMBER 16 SAYS SHE LIKES ME"

    • @AttilaTheKhunt
      @AttilaTheKhunt Před 6 lety +114

      *"mark my words"*

    • @ICantSplel
      @ICantSplel Před 6 lety +28

      What a player...

    • @MOO67204
      @MOO67204 Před 6 lety +27

      4 goes into 16

    • @John-dd8kh
      @John-dd8kh Před 5 lety +4

      That Just played as i was reading your comment.. Why does it always happen to me??

    • @user-tw8kt1gs3u
      @user-tw8kt1gs3u Před 5 lety +1

      Ye anyone who referees to people as numbers doesn’t deserve to be with someone until they have a serious reality check

  • @tristanburger448
    @tristanburger448 Před 5 lety +2569

    "i think dogs are better company than women and im allergic to dogs"

    • @frostdragon64
      @frostdragon64 Před 5 lety +210

      I know people are saying its sexist, but I feel like he only said it in anger and disappointment. He's tried so many times to find love.

    • @miked8862
      @miked8862 Před 4 lety +8

      Tristan Burger - what a comment 😂😂

    • @ned5935
      @ned5935 Před 4 lety +1

      😭💔💔

    • @nolayaheardme402
      @nolayaheardme402 Před 4 lety

      Lmao well I have three dogs lmao

    • @drewbiddle6517
      @drewbiddle6517 Před 4 lety +53

      The people who say it's sexist are morons what he's trying to say is objectively true

  • @KuliJens
    @KuliJens Před 4 lety +694

    "I should tell you a bit about myself. I am a gentleman with an ordinary view of the world."
    I'm stealing this one for myself. Thanks Michael

    • @jonbowzy511
      @jonbowzy511 Před 3 lety +5

      haha the comments are funny as fudge. nerotypicals I like them to a point but they can also be very non understanding if that's a word haha

    • @Jamflee
      @Jamflee Před 2 lety +2

      That is actually quite a profound thing to say. If you put Oscar Wilde said that I’d believe you

    • @Nantosuelta
      @Nantosuelta Před rokem +1

      @@Jamflee come to think of it, it does actually sound like something Wilde would have said

  • @vincentkudelycz258
    @vincentkudelycz258 Před 3 lety +214

    wont lie, Michael is the most alpha guy I've seen, despite his disability he has 100% confidence, and shows it.

  • @ambarj795
    @ambarj795 Před 4 lety +646

    "It could be some fat 60 year old Nigerian sex killer" I'm deceased 😂😂 love this guy

    • @vanderbam2741
      @vanderbam2741 Před 3 lety +30

      Yeah and he ain't wrong either. It's great he knows to be safe with online dating.

    • @elithewholeshebang
      @elithewholeshebang Před 3 lety +9

      I seriously said "w-WHAT?!?!" 😭 I come up with dialogue like that on the fly, too, so I relate to it, but I've almost never seen someone else do it. Being on the outside looking in......it's funny 😁 haha

    • @salubrioussurrey3394
      @salubrioussurrey3394 Před 2 lety +2

      He is amazing they don't call me Mr. Popular for nothing!

    • @b2zap665
      @b2zap665 Před rokem +1

      Sex killer had me dying for about 30 seconds😂

  • @novakattila
    @novakattila Před 7 lety +1364

    This guy needs his own show

    • @joshcatalano5127
      @joshcatalano5127 Před 6 lety +14

      breakline definetly i would watch it like most the uk watches eastenders

    • @joshuaferguson698
      @joshuaferguson698 Před 4 lety +20

      breakline tbf he literally OWNS this show lol

    • @mollymcbride2481
      @mollymcbride2481 Před 4 lety +5

      I’d pay to watch his own reality show! Good lad.

  • @TheRoarWithin
    @TheRoarWithin Před 5 lety +525

    Love that on his date the flowers are on the table the whole time and then he puts them behind his back and presents them.

    • @stickytoastcrunch5500
      @stickytoastcrunch5500 Před 5 lety +13

      The Roar Within haha I found that cute AF tbh

    • @AndreyaWryght
      @AndreyaWryght Před 4 lety +6

      😂😂 Such a sweet guy

    • @Iam-vr3po
      @Iam-vr3po Před 3 lety +1

      Aww funny but so sweet

    • @jonbowzy511
      @jonbowzy511 Před 3 lety +7

      haha us aspies are weird and quirky as fck but it's all good. I laugh at the mad things we do. must look like we idiots too nerotypicals but we just wired differently.

  • @raiturner2132
    @raiturner2132 Před 4 lety +365

    “They don’t call me ‘Mr. Popular’ for nothing”.... my G😂😂

  • @abelhurtado6671
    @abelhurtado6671 Před 5 lety +1241

    Homie was asking her questions like he was the feds😂😂😂

  • @CaedeCithara
    @CaedeCithara Před 7 lety +267

    Fucking lost it when he gave his business card

  • @Stino-ajk
    @Stino-ajk Před 7 lety +1430

    This guy had 17 girlfriends, and im here just being lonely lol

  • @LaFolleItalienne
    @LaFolleItalienne Před 7 lety +537

    "Until they pass away and I'll be on my own again. I can't bare it." -- breaks my heart!

  • @cantbebotheredthinkingofaname4

    "I might as well accept that I'm a loner." That line broke my heart! He's such a sweet and genuine person! He deserves someone to spend the rest of his life with just as much as everyone else.

  • @gregmontagna
    @gregmontagna Před 4 lety +208

    “It seems your eyes are as brown as the tree trunks.”
    😂🤣 He’s is my favorite.

  • @italuxx2370
    @italuxx2370 Před 7 lety +1394

    michael seems better and more polite than most normal people

    • @Peacefully-Happy-86
      @Peacefully-Happy-86 Před 6 lety +2

      ITALUXX 《 soo true he lovely

    • @LostLakeLass
      @LostLakeLass Před 6 lety +66

      If all of us so-called normal people behaved like Michael, this world would be a paradise.
      God bless you Michael, you deserve the best of everything!

    • @elusive3754
      @elusive3754 Před 5 lety +17

      He is the normal one

    • @fifswifey3
      @fifswifey3 Před 4 lety +34

      As a parent of a child with autism they are NORMAL people there is nothing wrong with him or anyone else with autism

    • @loopyx8760
      @loopyx8760 Před 4 lety +23

      Instead of normal, u can use the word 'neurotypical' :)

  • @Psyteth
    @Psyteth Před 7 lety +913

    That ending though.... dude has confidence, he is clean cut and good looking, funny, has manners and seems respectful of boundaries and has no spec of creep vibe coming off of him. Even his interactions with strangers and his dancing is charming lol. I really hope Michael has found someone to share his life with. He seems like a geniunely great guy, and reminds me of a friend of mine.

  • @numberjuan5837
    @numberjuan5837 Před 7 lety +1210

    "What do you do during the day"
    "I've got a puppy"
    Had me dead

    • @tedcrilly46
      @tedcrilly46 Před 5 lety +8

      My cats name is Mittens.

    • @davidamajako961
      @davidamajako961 Před 5 lety +2

      Silly grandpa.

    • @davidamajako961
      @davidamajako961 Před 5 lety +4

      @Mr Ugly Man even puppies need love bruv. But... you are too ugly to even be able to do beastiality unless you inject them with drugs.
      Im sorry... i myself face the same problem. The cows started to run away from me and years after even the insects... Life is hard.

    • @captainobvious8264
      @captainobvious8264 Před 5 lety +4

      Davida Majako no wonder, you’re crazy as fuck😂

    • @inkzry
      @inkzry Před 4 lety

      😂

  • @emmarosefernandes
    @emmarosefernandes Před 4 lety +202

    I love him. When she canceled the date I literally started crying

    • @Umoade
      @Umoade Před 3 lety +19

      I was seriously about to throw hands

    • @shaunacohn3205
      @shaunacohn3205 Před 3 lety +6

      @@moomoocowsly yes it would seem like it - so sad

    • @Exirium
      @Exirium Před 3 lety +2

      @@moomoocowsly that was a different girl than the one that he was on the date with

    • @supersaiyanty9542
      @supersaiyanty9542 Před 3 lety +4

      @@moomoocowsly no that was the girl he had met at the dance that said he was too old for her. The girl he met at the cafe agreed to a 2nd date

  • @th33399
    @th33399 Před 3 lety +41

    "Hi, are you .. HI ARE YOU HELEN?". Don't know why this cracks me up so much 😂

  • @TamrielicScholar
    @TamrielicScholar Před 7 lety +700

    I know he doesn't realise how funny he is, but he's funny as fuck, I'm genuinely not laughing AT him, I think he'd be class company

    • @causetheplumstasteyum7848
      @causetheplumstasteyum7848 Před 5 lety +27

      You clearly are laughing at him , everyone else is too.

    • @jegelsker3114
      @jegelsker3114 Před 3 lety +7

      @@causetheplumstasteyum7848 exactly.

    • @sophiec4313
      @sophiec4313 Před 3 lety +89

      @@causetheplumstasteyum7848 No he legitimately just says some humorous things eg. "could be some Nigerian sex killer" or "ill give you a chance to speak" lines

    • @causetheplumstasteyum7848
      @causetheplumstasteyum7848 Před 3 lety +10

      @@sophiec4313 Yes because his thought process is abnormal , so in effect you are laughing at him ...

    • @mr.potato5471
      @mr.potato5471 Před 3 lety +53

      @@causetheplumstasteyum7848 the Nigerian sex killer is a pretty normal thought process

  • @purugigi
    @purugigi Před 7 lety +1691

    I'd hang out with this dude

    • @devonAFC
      @devonAFC Před 6 lety +14

      Rogred oh hell no

    • @CannabrannaLammer
      @CannabrannaLammer Před 6 lety +68

      Zeee Live it's ok no one likes you so you won't have to

    • @GreenZapperZ
      @GreenZapperZ Před 6 lety +9

      WhisperSparkles Cancer Since 2010, I'd hang out with Zeee Live, seems like a rude fellow male just like myself :)

    • @prizma45
      @prizma45 Před 5 lety +16

      @@GreenZapperZ you're gay lmao

    • @cookiecutter5162
      @cookiecutter5162 Před 5 lety +2

      @@GreenZapperZ too bad he don't want to me you you pathetic shit bag.

  • @ChaoticMartian
    @ChaoticMartian Před 8 lety +2284

    a true alpha male specimen

    • @rainman1344
      @rainman1344 Před 8 lety +214

      He is pretty alpha, Dated 17 girls which is like double probably triple what i have. so he has the balls to ask them out, Doesn't give a fuck if a bitch don't fuck with him
      alpha/10

    • @mons3020
      @mons3020 Před 8 lety +105

      "Aha, a gentleman never tells!"

    • @BanditGaming479
      @BanditGaming479 Před 7 lety +79

      its like watching a butler from the 1400's going on a date

    • @timbo2421
      @timbo2421 Před 7 lety +33

      This guy makes me look like a socially inept, bumbling oddball, I think...

    • @Amber-yz5hg
      @Amber-yz5hg Před 7 lety +45

      ChaoticMartian they don't call me mr popular for nothing

  • @tkathn4301
    @tkathn4301 Před 4 lety +36

    I can't explain it but I love the way he talks, either it's his accent or the words he chooses or both, but there is something so honest and proud about it.

  • @anarchosocialite4599
    @anarchosocialite4599 Před 3 lety +26

    "It's like all these emotions going up and down like a yoyo. It's hard to deal with" I cried when I heard that. People who say autistic people can't feel emotions are rlly wrong

  • @keithlynch202
    @keithlynch202 Před 9 lety +1234

    Micheal was definitely my favourite on the show, had me in stitches and i was really right there with him on his dates biting my nails hoping it was gonna go right for him, he is a character and i hope he has found love, i would love to see a catch up where are they now episode with micheal.

  • @StayHomeAndDoNOTHING
    @StayHomeAndDoNOTHING Před 7 lety +741

    Imagine if Michael is just really baked all the fucking time and he's actually a normal dude with a hypoallergenic bichon frise

    • @kevm9908
      @kevm9908 Před 6 lety +5

      StayHomeAndDoNOTHING hahahaha fucking class

    • @ruthking5994
      @ruthking5994 Před 6 lety

      Me

    • @Nina-ox6ro
      @Nina-ox6ro Před 6 lety +5

      StayHomeAndDoNOTHING this made me laugh...SO hard. I’m baked.

    • @LostLakeLass
      @LostLakeLass Před 6 lety +12

      You're not funny, actually, you are a number 1 douchebag for trying to be a comedian at Michael's expense. Sometimes you should just STFU...Try it sometime.

    • @BenDover-lz7zx
      @BenDover-lz7zx Před 6 lety +3

      FanOF THE ALMIGHTY GOD-Jeez dude what’s your deal?!

  • @rustyshackleford6308
    @rustyshackleford6308 Před 6 lety +202

    This guy must know he's a riot. Incredibly likable fella.

  • @fantazero1494
    @fantazero1494 Před 5 lety +90

    He is literally the guy version of me. Weird faces, bluntness, extreme awkwardness, assigning specific numbers to things/people, bad conversational skills (Ive considered writing prompts for myself) Bless him. The only difference is that I don't date online for fear of "Nigerian sexkillers", ha.

  • @Glanzfellchen
    @Glanzfellchen Před 3 lety +28

    He seems to be unapologetically himself. Please, I love that.

    • @pantegohummus8215
      @pantegohummus8215 Před 3 lety

      @Sam not always the case, most autistics "mask" their true selves in order to fit in .

  • @narthhobgloth9597
    @narthhobgloth9597 Před 9 lety +802

    Well, at least he's had 16 more dates than I have, and I'm a fair bit older (35). Good for him!

    • @zforde809
      @zforde809 Před 7 lety +14

      Narth Hobgloth you've had only one date?

    • @Pwng
      @Pwng Před 7 lety +5

      Narth Hobgloth w t f

    • @culturevulture2850
      @culturevulture2850 Před 7 lety +6

      Narth Hobgloth yo wtf I'm 15 and I've had 9 dates

    • @stevenc8717
      @stevenc8717 Před 7 lety +76

      Culture Vulture He probably found his woman on his first.
      better than wasting time and money on a bunch of dates.

    • @hex8787
      @hex8787 Před 7 lety +37

      Culture Vulture You act like that's a good thing.

  • @M4RTZ1
    @M4RTZ1 Před 7 lety +808

    It's easy to just point and laugh at the guy, but then I got to the last bit, and that really got to me. It's really not very funny, and he's brave for facing his fears like that.

  • @pupper9474
    @pupper9474 Před 7 lety +94

    "Yeah I think dogs are better company than women anyway."
    I'm fucking dead.

  • @bizzyli
    @bizzyli Před 5 lety +98

    I'm so confused, he liked Kirsty, but had a blind date with Helen that went really well for both of them, Kirsty rejected him and now he's going to die alone? What about Helen??

  • @CHET_CHADDINGTON
    @CHET_CHADDINGTON Před 5 lety +30

    God, he has such a beautiful mind. I would love to just hear his perspective on various issues we have in our society. I love how blunt and straight forward he is. He is just so interesting.

  • @searching977
    @searching977 Před 7 lety +375

    At 3:20 you can see he tries to greet her again using a different tone of voice. Must be hard not knowing or being able to express certain emotions :/

    • @manutdlists2442
      @manutdlists2442 Před 6 lety +37

      A It is, I have Asperges and I try to avoid any contact with humans cos I know I will embarrass myself

    • @jbri1
      @jbri1 Před 5 lety +43

      but that way you'll miss on some potentially amazing moments. Embarrassing yourself 100 times is worth it for one great moment, trust me.

    • @Ruby-xk8kn
      @Ruby-xk8kn Před 5 lety +16

      @@manutdlists2442 that makes me sad to hear, i have aspergers too and also fear this but i also think well i never notice or judge other people for being embarrassing, so i tell myself well maybe other people dont judge us as much as we think they do. We are all our own worst critics.

  • @Something.Something
    @Something.Something Před 7 lety +152

    This guy has a better social life than me. I get the feeling that he enjoys life more even.

  • @Shuffit
    @Shuffit Před 7 lety +853

    To anyone who wants to make fun of this guy, Michael is a better person than you'll ever hope to be.

    • @TheSunnygirl67
      @TheSunnygirl67 Před 7 lety +23

      I kind of find him charming in his own way. I probably wouldn't date him but just the way he said 'a gentleman never tells' somehow got to me.

    • @Shuffit
      @Shuffit Před 7 lety +8

      That's a very wishy-washy thing to say, but alrighty.

    • @pupper9474
      @pupper9474 Před 7 lety +4

      Autism knocks him lower than anime lovers.

    • @Shuffit
      @Shuffit Před 7 lety +6

      Edgy.

    • @Kupferdrahtful
      @Kupferdrahtful Před 6 lety +2

      You are right mate, I shouldn't even bother trying.

  • @tylersinclair6622
    @tylersinclair6622 Před 4 lety +62

    “How many girlfriends have you had”
    Michael: A gentleman never tells
    Michael: how many boyfriends have you had
    “I can’t tell you”
    Michael 😐

  • @hellomyfriends9740
    @hellomyfriends9740 Před 4 lety +51

    4:17 made me tear seeing him grasp his confidence with the help of his mother email.

  • @rebeccacares3468
    @rebeccacares3468 Před 10 lety +115

    Helen and Michael were sooooo adorable on their date.

  • @bullanguero82
    @bullanguero82 Před 10 lety +140

    aw... sad ending. i was rooting for him so hard. he is smart and funny as hell. ill go se if i cand find the ending of his story some where

  • @John-dd8kh
    @John-dd8kh Před 5 lety +195

    "How many gf have you had?"
    "A gentleman never tells"
    Dam I wish I would have thought of that when my gf put me on the spot..

    • @mythicrr1263
      @mythicrr1263 Před 3 lety

      I’m definitely stealing that from him next time 🤣

  • @AN-vs5pb
    @AN-vs5pb Před 4 lety +317

    "Michael has autism, which means he finds relationships difficult."
    D-Do I have autism??

    • @zotharr
      @zotharr Před 4 lety +14

      Yea, might thought exactly...
      But i think this isnt only what autism about, its just something which is part of it
      It was a really bad sentence...

    • @tutin4090
      @tutin4090 Před 4 lety +14

      Everyone gets anxious it's a natural primal instinct, to avoid the unknown and protect ourselves
      Please don't tell people you're autistic if you're not diagnosed though

    • @AN-vs5pb
      @AN-vs5pb Před 4 lety +19

      @@tutin4090 i"m not telling them im autistic. It was a joke.

    • @danmakes2497
      @danmakes2497 Před 3 lety +4

      @@AN-vs5pb I know I'm late but the thing with neuro divergent people is sometimes we don't get jokes or sarcasm online. Everyone is different so while some may do, others don't.
      (I'm saying this since I have ADHD and I could never be able to tell when my IRL friend were being serious or sarcastic, and it's a bit harder online.)
      Also I'm not mad or anything but rather just informing you about this tidbit.

    • @Special_Tactics_Force_Unit
      @Special_Tactics_Force_Unit Před 3 lety +1

      We all have autism bro

  • @360Fov
    @360Fov Před 3 lety +21

    2:38 he is an absolute LEGEND... it's like he's narrating his own life in the sassiest way possible, and it's brilliant. what a guy

  • @AngryPapaSmurf
    @AngryPapaSmurf Před 3 lety +25

    “What kind of music do you like?”
    “JLS”
    “Goodbye”

  • @ProAmGolf
    @ProAmGolf Před 6 lety +238

    Imagine what he'd be like pissed up

    • @lilmogwaii
      @lilmogwaii Před 6 lety +36

      Kieron S Chambers I can imagine it just being one long sweaty panic attack

    • @kilo827
      @kilo827 Před 5 lety +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @causetheplumstasteyum7848
      @causetheplumstasteyum7848 Před 5 lety +1

      4 cans of strongbow and there would be some innocent sod on the next table munching some cheese n onion only to end up getting a free Puke shower.

    • @ethanibiayo5452
      @ethanibiayo5452 Před 4 lety +1

      @@lilmogwaii ur a very sadistic person

    • @lilmogwaii
      @lilmogwaii Před 4 lety +6

      @@ethanibiayo5452 wanna rumble?

  • @jamesWilliams-pg4ye
    @jamesWilliams-pg4ye Před 4 lety +12

    How could you not like this guy, so genuine and open.

  • @Britinsweden
    @Britinsweden Před 4 lety +35

    This guy can be a multi-millionaire no joke. Give him a show!

  • @SLoMo4
    @SLoMo4 Před 4 lety +34

    Michael reminds me of an alien who was sent here with the task of gathering information about humans, and he is desperately trying to fit in so he doesn't get found out. I absolutely love him.

  • @gidser
    @gidser Před 8 lety +83

    Sweetest funniest guy. Best of luck Michael

  • @peetred
    @peetred Před 10 lety +134

    aw poor guy I hope he finds someone. Everyone deserves to be happy.

  • @madgamer125
    @madgamer125 Před 7 lety +62

    "well they don't call me Mr Popular for nothing"

  • @roach7017
    @roach7017 Před 5 lety +17

    Micheal was one of my favorites on the show. He has such a GREAT attitude and an interesting perspective on the world. It's very hard for people with autism to accept when things go wrong, or differently than planned, and he always dusts himself off and tries again, as difficult as it is for him. "That's alright. These things happen. Life goes on." Mad respect for this guy! It takes many fails to eventually find the 'right one' and takes thick skin. Micheal will find his if he keeps up the positive attitude.

  • @joshpickles9022
    @joshpickles9022 Před 5 lety +5

    At first you want to pitty him or take the piss. But then you realise he is incredibly brave and motivated to get what he wants from life. I really respect what you did, Michael.

  • @A_Goat
    @A_Goat Před 7 lety +383

    This stuff is rough.
    The guy has bigger balls than most guys to do this yet depressing to see him try so hard and fail. In my opinion he was well beyond that girls league and yet even she had the audacity to turn him down. Not only was she awkward just as he was being, she also gave it little to no effort at all.
    For a one word answer troll to give this gentleman the cold shoulder it just goes to show how much better off he is without her.

    • @talitha2513
      @talitha2513 Před 6 lety +51

      A Goat she had a learning difficulty, maybe she found it difficult to talk for a long period of time especially with the first date nerves

    • @LostLakeLass
      @LostLakeLass Před 6 lety +7

      A Goat
      I agree 100 percent

    • @LostLakeLass
      @LostLakeLass Před 6 lety +2

      @@talitha2513
      Maybe she and you can kiss Michael's gorgeous ass! Now, STFU and crawl back under your rock.

    • @paulbarnes9490
      @paulbarnes9490 Před 6 lety

      Bahahahahahahaha 😂😂

    • @jbri1
      @jbri1 Před 5 lety +5

      she didn't turn him down, it was the girl he gave his card to.

  • @beakyturf6336
    @beakyturf6336 Před 3 lety +22

    Michael is a legend. I hope he's found someone special. I'd go for a pint with him anytime.

  • @danielwhite3898
    @danielwhite3898 Před 3 lety +4

    "Dogs are better company than women anyway!" Ahahahahaha had me in tears 😂

  • @franciemitchell7302
    @franciemitchell7302 Před 4 lety +14

    “They don’t call me mr popular for nothing” true legend

  • @coolname8133
    @coolname8133 Před 3 lety +14

    This guy is fucking hilarious and I mean that in the most complimentary not insulting way imaginable. I'd like legit want to hang out with him.

  • @derryair9419
    @derryair9419 Před 4 lety +11

    As someone with HF autism I can definitely relate to some of his different social difficulties and his literal communication method, he's so wholesome though

  • @blair7721
    @blair7721 Před 4 lety +48

    Why is everything so difficult?
    Hes such a mood

  • @tristanburger448
    @tristanburger448 Před 5 lety +24

    "what do you like doing during the day"
    "uhmmm ive got a puppy"
    "okay"

  • @rolandthompsongunner
    @rolandthompsongunner Před 8 měsíci +2

    He’s a good guy I hope he finds happiness in his life

  • @ninayusoff4648
    @ninayusoff4648 Před 4 lety +18

    Lol you missed the part where he practiced his date scene with his mum. Came up to the table and asked, are you sure you are helen? 😂 i absolutely adore him

  • @roryluukas2703
    @roryluukas2703 Před 3 lety +7

    This truly warms my soul. To see any individual facing their fears like this and trying so so very hard that it clearly shows. He refuses to give up and keeps on trying just as hard despite facing rejection! Its just lovely to see. He will find somebody for sure.

  • @ryanwebb4045
    @ryanwebb4045 Před 7 lety +317

    If he didnt lug around that bag everywhere hed have at least a 50% better chance

  • @AislingL
    @AislingL Před 7 lety +37

    that last scene broke my heart 😢

  • @yudofu9388
    @yudofu9388 Před 9 měsíci +2

    Watched several clips of the show and he's the only one out of those participants that I took a liking to. Not only has he a great sense of humor, but he is also a gentleman. I would totally date him.

  • @qFxYT
    @qFxYT Před 4 lety +17

    5 minutes into the date: "would you like to go on another date?"

  • @kck-kck879
    @kck-kck879 Před 3 lety +15

    "Michael has autism, so he finds relationships difficult."
    I don't have autism and I find relationships difficult.

  • @deanmoncaster
    @deanmoncaster Před 4 lety +22

    0:38 I read that list and thought it said
    1 ex-girl frigid
    2 ex-girl frigid
    3 ex-girl frigid
    4 ex-girl frigid
    Etc
    17 ex-girl frigid
    And I thought, come on Michael that is a bit harsh. Then I read the paper again and it says girlfriend.
    Phew.

  • @uwillnevernoewhoiam
    @uwillnevernoewhoiam Před 7 lety +28

    awww this guy has a good heart. he also has more game than me as well

  • @deanwood9893
    @deanwood9893 Před 2 lety +3

    "Oh well, plenty of more fish in the sea for ME" .

  • @XJoe360
    @XJoe360 Před 4 lety +23

    My guy listed his exes like Ramona Flowers😂😂

  • @sheauva3603
    @sheauva3603 Před 4 lety +27

    This guy is amazing, I can't imagine how scared he must be but he keeps on trying and going out there with some confidence. Totally inspiring to see someone face their fears head on, anyone who laughs at him is a dick

  • @Pandidolod
    @Pandidolod Před 7 lety +29

    I wish Michael had a counselor working with him for his interpersonal skills. I feel after having watched two episodes of his that he could learn a lot of communication skills that would help to improve his relationships. He's very kind and bright. It's a shame that he has such a tough time. Especially to be turned down for his age. Poor bloke.

    • @birdmanuk
      @birdmanuk Před 5 lety +4

      Ashlyn S. Hibbs yeah you're right there, seems even just a 10% improvement and he could do some real damage on the dating scene.

    • @causetheplumstasteyum7848
      @causetheplumstasteyum7848 Před 5 lety

      @@birdmanuk 10% improvement would be not tucking shirts into trousers , what would be next lmao

    • @birdmanuk
      @birdmanuk Před 5 lety +1

      Just Some Guy pmsl. The dating scene these days is a nightmare, thats why i dont bother. Thanks feminism

    • @ashleyk8406
      @ashleyk8406 Před 4 lety +3

      Just Some Guy What’s wrong with tucking in shirts? I tuck in shirts all the time.

  • @samleopold3590
    @samleopold3590 Před 4 lety +4

    Love how his mum emailed him I love that hes a really likeable guy I'm rooting for him !!

  • @ffionroberts2778
    @ffionroberts2778 Před 4 lety +7

    Michaels mumblings to himself are absolute gold

  • @cocorkiller2322
    @cocorkiller2322 Před 4 lety +16

    I'll give you a chance to speak 😂 dudes next level he dont mess around

  • @evelig630
    @evelig630 Před 6 lety +9

    'well they dont call me mr. popular for nothing!' amazing

  • @martelwebber7204
    @martelwebber7204 Před 6 lety +36

    Dude has a better game than me so .. respect

  • @markkratzenberger1087
    @markkratzenberger1087 Před 3 lety +3

    Ahhh I love Michael so much he’s so down to earth and expresses himself well. Not to mention he’s attractive and accent is to die for. lol

  • @mikamika8892
    @mikamika8892 Před 3 lety +7

    His interaction with Helen was so innocent that it brought tears to my eyes lol

  • @bellycuda
    @bellycuda Před 5 lety +2

    "I had butterflies in my tummy"... how very sweet, so lovely

  • @truecrimerip7936
    @truecrimerip7936 Před 7 lety +19

    i would have absolutely loved to be the cutter for the show! imagine all the precious footage that didnt make it into the episodes

  • @taylormclaughlin7131
    @taylormclaughlin7131 Před 6 lety +6

    I absolutely LOVE Michael. We could actually all learn quite a bit from him.

    • @causetheplumstasteyum7848
      @causetheplumstasteyum7848 Před 5 lety

      I'm going to strongly dissagree on that. Although i do love coronation street , or corrie for short.

  • @davidwood3761
    @davidwood3761 Před 6 lety +13

    He seems a genuine nice chap

  • @DaGleese
    @DaGleese Před 2 lety +2

    "We'll have to get the hang of these things won't we" actually comes across as very strong.

  • @grifff76
    @grifff76 Před 5 lety +10

    When he took the email out from his mum my heart melted 😭