Dazai uses pick-up lines on Chuuya, but it's suicidal||bsd||soukoku|| Gacha Club

Don't remember where I got these pick-up lines lol I'm guessing somewhere in tumbler or wattpad
But for real, Chuuya's worried guys
#dazaiosamu #dazai#nakaharachuuya #chuuya #bungoustraydogs#soukoku #darkera #doubleblack #dazaixchuuya #dachuu

[@amyis1733]

chuuya in therapy
dazai in the next room shouting to chuuya
chuuya starts crying and screaming from the inside

[@miruyx]

Couples therapy is troublesome sometimes

[@miruyx]

@Tsukasa | 太宰 // shit

[@scaraworshipper]

Chuuya is officially a family therapist now 😂😂✋

[@Nikolais_silly_eyepatch]

No, he needs the therapy

[@Lilith12190]

What?

[@_mivemi_]

#SaveChuuya #SaveDazaiFromHimself they both need help at this point

[@paisleighyt6153]

#getdazaiandchuuyatherapy

[@miruyx]

#savechuuyafromdazai

[@ShyMarshmallowSquad]

#helpakutagawafindhiseyebrows

[@scaraworshipper]

@@ShyMarshmallowSquad lmaooo

[@user-yo1ws8dl8k]

#Savedazaifromdazai

[@shadow_reaper2154]

Chuuya: that was really long
Dazai: *proud suicidal*
Me: this is their relationship... honestly not the least bit surprised

[@Ha-xc8ms]

Someone in the mafia told me chuuya looked pretty traumatized,he often runaway when dazai's around too
I wonder why ;))))

[@keishaalexa4044]

*When you have the flirtiest comebacks*
And then we have
*DAZAI*

[@MxSae]

the fact that these are actually good 😭

[@theoneseeker]

He needs to teach us his ways

[@Anvi.di.Angelo10]

@@theoneseeker
His ways are :
1. Be horny
2. Be suicidal
3. Be good with words

[@AllisonPepper-dr9sb]

@@theoneseeker”are you a knife? Cause i want you deep inside me 😋”
“Are you a gun? Cause i’ll take round two from you any time 😍😍”
(Personally my favorite and most relatable)
“Are you a drug? Cause i could overdose on you anyday 😩”
“Are you my eating disorder? Because you’re always there 😆”

[@Lilith12190]

​@@AllisonPepper-dr9sbwhy are you everywhere??????

[@AllisonPepper-dr9sb]

@@Lilith12190 🤭🤭 bc im making my way downtown!!

[@yqna746]

Lmao--
Tbh I can hear him saying all those pick-up lines-- 😂

[@Me-ix1sw]

I thought it was only me-

[@edit283]

Dazai; hey are you a building?
Chuuya: what?👁👄👁
Dazai : cuz I fall hard for you😏
Chuuya:🙃*had enough of this shit but also considered a bit*

[@theoneseeker]

PERFECT

[@uwubitwalas]

DAZAI-SENSEI PLS TEACH ME HOW TO FLIRT
FYODOR IS SO HARD TO SEDUCE ASHAJHSJAHSJ
edit: woah wtf how is this getting likes

[@lianicole3704]

I-

[@uwubitwalas]

@@lianicole3704 😀

[@niknakahara-dazai4694]

What😃

[@osamudazai8722]

@@niknakahara-dazai4694 Heyyyyyy Chuuyaaaaaa 😏

[@bakugo9174]

Dazai leave poor Chuuya alone, he is traumatized…..

[@vithevee]

chuya be used to this but low-key concerned is literally amazing

[@aera__]

when atsushi said tell chuuya you need help- THIS ISNT WHAT HE MEANT

[@fujodanshi4942]

I rlly like the clinical depression one..

[@lunawazhere]

Me too

[@Captain_feasible]

Dazai: *makes problematic pick up line*
me: WRITE THIS DOWN *intense writing*

[@azuna.s5482]

Okay, Koyou come take our little Chuuya away from Dazai 🗣️

[@NANI-ho8uz]

•Dazai def needs theraphy-
•how r these actually good
•the last part was very true doe
•if I somehow get a lover I will say one of these to them lol

[@night_star.]

Omg i'm crying XD

[@ziodr]

The pick-up lines are getting too..... Good

[@alyzanyam5734]

Why are those so good though XD I would seriously be flattered if someone told me that XD

[@hello...164]

The first one got me laughing for 10 mins straight 😭✋

[@Theodore_in_red]

I don't even know what to say at this point 😂

[@Bhavika_m]

This is......
Perfect... I dont even know what to say at this point its just so like them

[@dreamownsme3165]

This is what I call quality content, thank you for blessing me with this

[@user-hw6ls4rh7m]

I love their designs! And the way they move! And the pick up lines! Gah this video is perfect! ❤️💓💞💕

[@Strawberry_Lilac8]

AH YES TIME TO USE THESE TO WORRY MY FRIEND

[@ying_stillplays4381]

1:05 poor chibi doesn't know anymore

[@mirrebloss]

"Are you a knife because i want you in me" is another 1

[@Chlo.2341]

Nooo stop I could see dazai saying that

[@kayleetowa37]

these are perfect >:D

[@niknakahara-dazai4694]

Chuuya: That was really long
Dazai: Just like me d-

[@Sharks_andspace]

Dazai really does need help

[@mintyangel9616]

Good question Chuuya how is he still alive-

[@lavenderfields.]

Okay, but I'm in love with your Chuuya design 😭

[@muftuf_4941]

That was beautiful, so beautiful in fact it brought a tear to my eye😩🤚

[@Ashuu305]

I'm pretty sure that Dazai was about to say "Like my d-" (we all know the word) in the end 😂

[@black_rose995]

Why didn't I think of that-

[@nixxemmii8218]

True true

[@Iiiiugvbj]

@@black_rose995 how didn't you?

[@user-wx1zp9yc8r]

my boyfriend has the most stupid pick up lines ever but I love them they always make me laugh

[@alex-xi7sx]

No no this is therapy 🙁

[@user-ex1qs5sr9f]

i just keep on flirting and flirting with him and its nice seeing him cry :D

[@sunuma82]

I love how ordinary life plays in the background xD

[@hotaruss1ut370]

I can’t even please make a part 2 lmao

[@-Weewox]

Doing paperwork on Dazai's lap😩 Lucky Chuuya and Dazai to have eachother🍷🥃❤️

[@taso-p1k]

I should not be laughing-

[@rinslefteyelash]

the smoothness though-

[@notsleepingrn]

Now I'm scared too of Dazai's pick up lines-

[@pukupukupaopao]

Thus is perfect~~someone make a ff

[@x6902]

so romantic

[@Elyune_]

That's canon to me

[@EXO_XO]

If i was chuuya i would have just been like
: im getting mixed signals here do you wanna -😏you know what😏- or do you wanna die...or maybe both-

[@doremi2047]

I love it 😂

[@Myownwife]

Chuuya: that one was pretty long-
Dazai: yea like your dads- *BONK*

[@alexab47]

Pov: me if anyone wanted to deal with me
#DazaiKinnie

[@oliwiacisowska4043]

These are soo good omfg- I LITERALLY WROTE THIS TO MY CRUSH- HELPPP😭😭😭

[@imatmyfckinglimit4579]

Chuuya : that was really long
me : * dont say it , dont say it , dont- * Thats what she said

[@nixxemmii8218]

I was gonna say not as long as my -

[@NoLongerHuman22]

y’know what else is long 😏

[@Willow_05]

Me thinking the last pickup line would be normal but noOoOo he had to add more to the pickup line 😭😭😭🥲

[@Jay_shVca]

2 comments but there are only 1 what the heck CZcams

[@1StupiD101]

If anyone’s curious the background music is My Ordinary Life by The Living Tombstone but instrumental

[@stinkyperson1517]

‘pEtItE mAFiOsO’ got me laughing hard😭😭😭

[@Dazaisimp101]

This pickup lines are very creative 😅

[@Moncheries]

Perfect opportunity to use my go to pick up line “are you death?.. because I want to embrace you”

[@rensflower]

LMAOOOO

[@la8ty6]

I wanna write these in a valentines letter and send it to my friend

[@Batmansgaycousin]

Chuuyas perspective is comparable to my crush who receives messages like this a like 3 am

[@karlacastanares3084]

Imma take note of those pick up lines, thanks, Dazai. 😂
*furiously writes on a memo*

[@rikukingdomhearts3749]

Lmao he would say thes

[@Baguette_Eater]

THIS IS ACTUALLY ACCURATE 😭🙏

[@roastedsardines]

NOT THE CLINICALLY DEPRESSED ONE 😭

[@osamudazai562]

🌝✋

[@nixxemmii8218]

Sorry

[@Quackers_]

This is concerning and great

[@aikiolikesbsd]

dazai should have said “like something else 😱” or “unlike my will to live”🥰

[@user-yg6pn7xf3w]

Please- 😭

[@niki_8354]

another meme:
A P P R O V E D .

[@shiro-kun215]

chuuya's design is so underrated

[@Art_and_fics4life]

"that was really long"-chuuya "....thats what she said" -dazai

[@leoh4185]

Dazai: Are you a rope? Because I want you around my neck

[@Chlo.2341]

Stopppp no

[@domstruly]

:000

[@airyanafire9194]

Dazai: are you a broken building
Chuuya* i wonder what it is now*
Dazai: cuz i rewlly want you to smash me*wink~♡*

[@marybriannevillasan9637]

half expecting him to say
"Are you death cause i need you"

[@abdullahdazai8581]

F l e r t

[@fluffreacts6837]

The family therapist will need
Some therapy

[@jaycykim1352]

in the end after chuuya says that was long dazai would've said, you know what else is long? ** queue blushy chuuya * The time i spent in my room because of depression stress and anxiety.

[@kei-hx8rm]

Dazai is really bad at flirting 😔
And I'm going to contact the mental hospital to check dazai........I'm not paying🌝

[@black_rose995]

Chuuya's filthy rich no worries😌

[@kei-hx8rm]

@@black_rose995 good

[@marotheangel3578]

lmaooooooo

[@mikot0z._]

THE SECOND LAST ONE BRO AYOOOOOOOOOOO

[@Oraorion1]

You forgot " are you a knife cause i want you in me " my friend used this on me lmao

[@_nakaharachuuya_9218]

Worst nightmare

[@Yakashaa9855]

If you want i can get him away from you, darling

[@nolongerstraight]

@@Yakashaa9855 but whyyyyy? 😔

[@Yakashaa9855]

@@nolongerstraight You really ask?

[@Yakashaa9855]

@@nolongerstraight 😒

[@nolongerstraight]

@@Yakashaa9855 yes ma'am, I am legit asking :(

[@ayuzawa_yukina]

He makes Suicidal jokes and Pick up lines in the same sentence

[@Mister_Circle1234]

Chuuya: that was long
My head:🧐😟🫢😱😧

[@airyanafire9194]

0:25
Im gasping for air now

[@lesbiansforchuuya]

"That was really long.."
me: LIKE MY DI- 🥰🤞

[@N0E11E-]

Brb I need to go use some of these on my friends

[@SKK-daughter]

Are you a knife? Cause I want you deep inside me. (knife rizz)
Are you my will to live? Cause I need you right now. (Will to live rizz)

[@emma6229]

Guys don't come out me I'm sorry dazai
: you know what else is really long

[@awkward_Owl]

Okay but did I scream in embarrassment after reading these-

[@awkward_Owl]

Because youtube is a piece of shit, it wont let me edit it to say “why did I scream in embarrassment after reading these-“ TvT

[@1-am-nyx]

I’ll pay for Dazai’s therapy

[@kazuushii.]

I think he forgot "Are you a knife? Cause I reallyyy want you in me."
this is actually amazing im gonna use these on my lover (ill tell you how it goes)

[@sunkris.t]

The life of my sims.

[@Mr.NobodyCares-tw8mu]

The coffin rizz is so sus wtf😭😭

[@KyouMeno]

"You can't spell $ui€id€ withput U and I"
KILL ME

[@yuri_san1224]

'You cant spell suicide without 'u' and 'i' (im done 😂) '

[@Kai.Myoga9395]

I tried all of these except the coffin one on my boyfriend 😂😂😂