What people don’t understand is how you get two years work experience in one year working. Working at one job for two years is two years work experience. Working two jobs for two years means four years work experience. It’s not like saying you have 365 days of experience in the context of year’s experience.
Thats when you walk in that room with confidence and bullshit it. Works everytime for me. Just say some key phrases like "you dont need to be friends with everyone, you just got to be friendly". HR loves that.
Actually if you perform too well, they wont promote you because they dont want the cut the profit from your expertise, but they dont wanna give you a raise either.@@oke1738
@@oke1738 Promote? no. They'll probably give him a small raise and either enlarge their operation or fire the other workers to save costs. Makes no sense to promote someone to a new job when you can save money from them doing their current job.
Bro is a Robot showing humans how he is going to take their jobs...they were impressed...now they can go home to their families and start some gardening and enjoy life as they was meant to....smooth operator!
20 years old with 30 years of experience is exactly what corporate employers need! For the ones wondering how it is possible, he started gathering experience back in his previous life and even in this life, he started it fresh out of the womb. Excellent guy! 😊
Wrong bro, he didn't do it that way. Tired of people spreading this reincarnation bug, its been patched for years!!! He got the extra experience by working 48 hours a day, 9 days a week.
Because when it comes down to it, if you are good enough at your job, you can pretty much do whatever you want and everyone understands that you still demand respect
@@RadarHawk true!!! And while it’s stressful to you they’ll let you keep it. But once you enjoy making the company run smooth ..🥾 time to go.. if you look sad everyday.. they’ll let work until you retire no problem
The middle woman especial. But she knows how have a funny moment with him after getting fired bc of his left "Finger skills" 😮😮😅😅. So a happy end finaly
Unfortunately in that country, it’s the CEO that enjoys you hitting the mark because more overwork + underpaid = Keeping the CEOs rich and some crumbs for their employees
So there is a stereotype that our cousins are so great at studies and every important skill, since our parents nag and compare to them. It isn't true anymore but yea.@@thebluefus
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I always used to think that song was called Smooth Carburetor 😂😂
What people don’t understand is how you get two years work experience in one year working. Working at one job for two years is two years work experience. Working two jobs for two years means four years work experience. It’s not like saying you have 365 days of experience in the context of year’s experience.
That what the the women was thinking
This kid is the last hope of the gigolo profession 🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️👻
Bro is 20 years old and has 30 years of experience 💀
Dudes hitting every g spot in the room 😂😂😂😂
aaawww yeah .. lol
69 likes 😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Lmao😂😂
30 years of experience at 20 is what every employer looks for
This man worked 30 years and started at the age of -10 years 💀
😂
@@aljaytomines6685 started when he was just a sperm
@aljaytomines6685 what I'm saying
Kml😂😂😂😂😂
a 20-year old with 30-years of experience is literally what every employment ad is looking for
True 😢
😂😂
Over time baby
Thats when you walk in that room with confidence and bullshit it. Works everytime for me. Just say some key phrases like "you dont need to be friends with everyone, you just got to be friendly". HR loves that.
He must be going back to the future to have this type of experience
It comes so effortlessly for him I love his calmness and coolness
In 10 yrs he will be in bread line . Enroll in a career . That will pay u . In a future. That will sustain . Get out of there.
30 years experience, the he is 22 years old.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This man single-handedly ending 3 careers.
😂 for real!
And possibly 3 marriages. You see the smiles on their faces watching them fingers go to work! 😂
A man is worth 3 women in work force 🤷♂️
@@pamukpickerwell mathematically incorrect my kind sir the math is more like this
3+x+1 (Women) < (never equal to ) a man
Don't you mean 2 fingered? 😏😂😂😂
Those ladies recognize talent when they see it.
works good during the night shift aswell
😏😏😏
@@antares_m20PAUSE 💀✋
Yeah nvm, Idk what I was thinking at the time
@@Lil-Deeno Ik what your thinking and im thinking the same
He really is a “Smooth Operator”
JOJOLAND !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@tristanellisgaming3095VAMANOSSSS
"Hes good with his fingers"
Repent to God, follow Christ. Sins are forgivable
At age 23 he becomes a smooth criminal
Thats called,... the Bean Counter!!!!!😂😂
Bean flicker
Boss: "The rest of you are fired."
And I resigned too sir.
And no raise for him
Was my first thought lol 😂😂
Fingering skills are down
The boss is probably woman, too. 😂
That’s the cousin every Asian parent compares you to 💀
Underated comment 😅
😂
Especially Indian parents...
frfr
And his parents still go "Why you not own company yet?"
"He has 30 years of experience at age 20"
Bro pulled out the Asian parent card
Yes
Correct
Lol so true
Yet he looks 14
Not if you work 15 jobs at once for two years@@VASHsuper19
The First Lady biting her lips 😂
Bro just got 3 people fired 💀
Or Womens are impressed cause he got some skill in work & also in bed 😂
That's what I was thinking about :)
Pure mind 🤩🤩
Dont know why your comment made me laugh. Maybe because I amm sexiists
And gave himself more work for same salary
and 9 months later he had child support from 3 different women
Weil die durch seine Finger schwanger geworden sind. 👍
@@VolkerPutt266no but when you become a adult fingers lead to other things you will learn , just takes time
That child was immediately put to work in the factory
@@afridgetoofar1818 I am sure your right !!
Nah they paying him at this point lol
That kid is already a man of culture.
😂😂😂😂😂
😂facts 😅
Nah he man who *makes* the culture
He's and grown up 💀
Bro he's an adult
"This guy has 30 years of experience at age 20" 💀
Clever that isn't it 😂 🙄
😂😂😂😂
That guy is NOT twenty bro
Yea makes real sense huh?! He’s talking like some kindergartner!
He looks 12. 😮
He’s dominating the whole sweatshop
Alabama has passed laws trying to achieve that type of work environment.
They are pissed he is screwing up the quota
@@apeflawlesschild labor gets shit done 😂
BROOOO 💀💀💀💀
@@apeflawless At the rate democrats are importing cheap labor we'll be there in a couple of years.
Dude knows what he's doing 💀
Rolled a nat 20😂
Yep
Why’d you add a 💀?
Is being competent such a shock go you?
@@vit-t680Now everyone have dirty mind sadly
@@jakubbalinski8997 nah I’m just done seeing fucking skulls on any comment
This is the guy she tells you not to worry about.
😂🤣
"He's just my work friend"
true 😂😂
Lmaooo her "cousin" 😢
😂
Smooth operator~ lol the music is fitting
LOL
bros got'em hypnotized 💀😭
Bro they just love and respect the ruler of their country
He kind of doing everyone’s work for them so they prolly just waiting til he gets tired of doing everything
Fr
He made my mouth a trigger~~
Bro got the factory worker rizz🥶🥶
Fr🤣💀
Bruhh 😂😂
What's the next slang word gonna be when you get bored of rizz
@@manwithballsonarm6775calm down 💀
😂😂😂😂😂
He single handedly handled the entire company and fired everyone else
Bro was working 10 years advance before he was even born💀
Clever innit 😂 🙄
Get that shadow off my picture CZcams bot harassers 😡
They're smiling because he's doing all the work for them.
YOU 3 ARE BEING TRANSFERRED TO OTHER DEPT.
No shit Sherlock
That's what she said
the boy hit them g spot
thus making those 3 jobless
When a woman says she "loves a man who is good/works with his hands," men think she means like a builder or lumberjack. She actually means this guy.
Definitely 😏
🤣🤣🤣
Asian dads wanting their son to have 30 years of experience at age 20
*at age 1 day@@preum526
Yeah totally not the 😏
The faster you do your work, the more work they give you.
meh, if you have a shitty job you may as well find it fun like that guy
promotion exists
@@oke1738 no if the boss's friend/son is around
Actually if you perform too well, they wont promote you because they dont want the cut the profit from your expertise, but they dont wanna give you a raise either.@@oke1738
@@oke1738 Promote? no. They'll probably give him a small raise and either enlarge their operation or fire the other workers to save costs. Makes no sense to promote someone to a new job when you can save money from them doing their current job.
Ladies weren't surprised with his working skills but Finger game 🎯
Imagine being asked to not work so efficiently at work by management 😂
@@HansTyndale2nd option is what a buddy of mine went thru. Got fired when he started suffering from it.
They do it all the time in amazon warehouses 😂
@@AthenaG3271 ask you not to work efficiently? I also work for Amazon, but in the the office. That's quite strange lol.
@@HansTyndale exatly.... that part.
@@HansTyndaleI’m currently getting that rsi on my wrist from lifting 60/100kg boxes above my head all day 😂
Dude started working when he was -10 years old.What a legend
no he was -10 do the math!
@@ktx93??
@-coems- he have 30 years experience- 20 so that -10 ! Do the math my friend
You the math legend bro 😂
@@ktx93you got trolled my friend. Twice.
He puts a smile on all the single ladies faces.
Shiiid... and quite a few of the married ones too😂
Even Trump was impressed
And they still get paid! Legend!
Bruh I was bouta be the 1k like but some mf did it while I was about to press it.
They imagine him at night bro 💀💀💀
Took me 10 secs to think about a automated solution to replace all their jobs. 😂
"Seems like the women were impressed by his dexterity "😂😂😂😂😂
Na they hate him 😂
Those woman are like "please stop, we're gonna lose our jobs" lol
Lmao
69th like 😜
Yeah that's what they are thinking
@@joshuamarler6398😂😭😭
Dude is taking “fingering” to a whole new level 🤣
Seems a little sus
😂😂
Lmaoooo 😂❤
@@augustasgrinevicius2067Yeah.
Suspected of giving multiple women multiple orgasms within 10 minutes on the clock.
These comments are horrific attempts at humor
In other words he was a reincarnate and he already had the experience😂😂😂❤❤👍
Kid put all his points into dexterity and charisma
Vault tec moment
"I'd like to use my Dexterity for my Charisma checks, please." "How?"
not a kid
Bwahaha spoken like a true gamer 😂
Ladies were like "this kid is gonna get us fired"
Lo mismo pense
Don't let them fool you, he's 14
he looks 8
He's been working the line since age 5
@@WiiSnawNAHHHH💀💀
Looks like the kid from UP
@@narwhal9852RIGHTT??!!! 🤣🤣LOOL
Female colleagues are really impressed by his skill ❤😂
Homie knows *exactly* what he's doing.
No one but me got that i bet
I got it lol
I don't get it
@@robguz1007 fingering
I understand 😅
Even his boss sitting in her office felt the guy's dexterity 😂😂
he later becomes company boss😂
Dude got the best finger game in the neighborhood 😂😂
Neighborhood? You mean village…
woah pause
@@FizzleWick1what are u on abt 😭
You gay bro 🥵🫡we don’t talk about the finger moan**😂
30 years experience at 20 years old and looking like he’s 10. Dudes a miracle from god
Unless… he IS 10!
@@HellomrmemHE IS TEN THAT WAS BORN 20 YEARS AGO AND HAS THIRTY YEARS OF EXPERIENCE!!!!!!!!!!!
he was prob born on feb 29th
Опыт в чём?😂 зачем они там не понятно
Help I suffer from the same curse, I look 10 at 20
What a trooper, working since he was -10
Overtime baby
be so fr bro
@@hidden_hellfire130wouldn't it be undertime or like before time
Had a job from before he was even in the WOMB. Kids these days don't understand the value of hard work.
he could work multiple jobs
Haba! At age 20 years, has 30 years of experience???.😂😂😂👌🤞👍😂❤❤❤❤
He knew what he was doin 😂
Actually thats doimg things without needin to know , its reflex
@@ahmetmutlu348r/whooosh
was just about to write the same, looking over at them for their reaction
Woosh
@@ahmetmutlu348shut up
What a guy working since he was -10 🙏
??????? What?????????? U got women math figured out😂😂😂😂😂😂
Mmmm go back to choose I think you need to learn a bit more math....
All of you guys replying to this comment don’t get the joke 💀
@@qwerty_pog9909I understand the joke
These guys in the reply aren't Asians so they don't get the joke
"There's allways an asian better than you"
I see what they meant...
who’s quote is that, it sounds like “they” is just you being racist
😂😂😂😂
@@ttdanimations1231-Sun Tzu, Art of Stereotyping
@@Diodontgivadayum im stealing that one
@@Sad_Elfthievery at its finest
Bro started working when he wasn't even born.
He must have a very happy wife 💀💀
He does not have a wife, he's an osu player.
@@elpibesabiondo💀
He's been married for 40 years too
💀💀
@@elpibesabiondodamn plot twist 😂😂..I bet he can play Project Sekai single hand too 💀
Bro single-handedly made the shop sweat. 🥵
Made the sweat shop sweat*
@@keynesianeconomics4113that defeats the purpose of the joke...
Chinese workers.. just saying
@@user-mw1dc6ix9lmans tryna ruin tha bars
Bars
My man is DEFINITELY getting a girlfriend
Nah fam, he getting three 😂
@@maelthrajaluk42nah, he getting 5
@@maelthrajaluk42nah fam he got ten fingers he gettin 10
The women are impressed........... They are getting paid for just standing there 😂😂😂😂😂
That first lady was definitely impressed
he shower her when them fingers do
😂😂😂
I think the others need demo to be impressed 🤣🤣
He got magic fingers. Those women thinking back to back seats of cars😂😂😂 Took me back
The older lady knew what was up
Ayo🤨🤨🤨
Bro 30 years of experience at age 20, he is that cousin that our parents tell us to be like
It took me two watches to finally realise that's not how maths works
I was waiting for somebody to notice it🤣🤣🤣🤣
More like that cousin your parents told you "hands above the blanket" about.😂
What da hail you say?? Your cousin already have PhD! He is 9!
Fr
Pure example of DISGUISED EMPLOYMENT
this guy has 30 years of experience at age 20 got me dying 💀
That statement confused tf outta me because he looks like he's 13 😂
That's what I saying
@@ronaldocanales838 Bro what
@@ronaldocanales838 ur prob 5
@@WavyJayZhe really looks like a young boy (12-14yrs old)
Bro has the happiest gf on earth
Yes
😂
What does that mean?
@TheWolfAssassin but I do
@TheWolfAssassin I'm 14 but I dunno what that means
this dude has a future of guitarist hitting guitar-spot is impressive.
Bro is a Robot showing humans how he is going to take their jobs...they were impressed...now they can go home to their families and start some gardening and enjoy life as they was meant to....smooth operator!
the ladies : we are being fired 💀💀💀
The guy: getting the same wage regardless💀💀 being efficient gets pubished
💀🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌
Asians.
"robots going to replace human jobs"
the jobs :
No they can just do another trail, they’re not unqualified just because they’re not as fast
bro's girlfriend gonna be grateful
edit: how have i created a war on what a tomboy is
Bro did them dirty🤣
btw it's a tomboy, it's a woman..
edit: those who do not believe in me, do your research instead of barking thanks.
@@NJOOSHY??
@@NJOOSHYShe gets plenty of practice at home😂😂😂😂
Them women are his girlfriends
"You'll understand when you get older." vibes.
it took me a couple seconds to understand that I got it LOL
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Kid: mom how was work today?
Mom: fine, I did absolutely nothing
😁
Mom must have a government job.
Mom: how was school?
Kid: I did everyone
@@beatsintime💀💀💀
@@beatsintimewait... something ain't right
Dude got that unspoken spider-man rizz🤟💀🤟
dude got those fnf player hands
“I fear not the man who practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has practiced flicking one finger 10,000 times” -Bruce Lee
😂😂😂
Bro didnt even do the quote right 😂😂😂
Lmao
😂
@@grompxDit was modified to flicking finger since he was flicking his finger to take the product
The ladies are actually thinking, "Damn, boy! Your gonna get us fired because they don't need us."
20 years old with 30 years of experience is exactly what corporate employers need!
For the ones wondering how it is possible, he started gathering experience back in his previous life and even in this life, he started it fresh out of the womb.
Excellent guy! 😊
Thanks for explaining the joke
Dead 😂
If he has 30 years of exerience that mean he did it befor he was born
Wrong bro, he didn't do it that way. Tired of people spreading this reincarnation bug, its been patched for years!!!
He got the extra experience by working 48 hours a day, 9 days a week.
Or you work two jobs in the same field XD
He definitely knows what he's doing 🤣👍
Is that Rizz?
“Seems like these women are really impressed by this guy’s dexterity.” had me Rollin’! 😂😂
😂😂😂
It took me a second to get it lol
😂😂😂 too clingy😂
No, no one can sing this like Sade
If this guy is 20.. I am already at the age of 40 💀💀
I dont think you got the joke
@@zeyka1889i think they mean the boy looks younger than he is.
Asians tend to look young.
@@xemman18 I think the complete opposite, average 40 year olds look 80...
He looks 12!!
He’s so good, he doesn’t have to button ANY of the buttons on his shirt!
Because when it comes down to it, if you are good enough at your job, you can pretty much do whatever you want and everyone understands that you still demand respect
@@verethragnaroklmao yeah sure that bullshit definitely applies to Chinese factories
The problem is that he just made 3 people lose their job
This man knows the g-spot like a 40-year musician knows his guitar strings...
Foreshadowing of how a robot will take this job
He got that work rizz 😂
Big facts
I became your 666 like
g spot rizz
Guy finger blasts better than most professionals do.
Pause
Pause (make this a chain I’ll edit this part out later)
Haaaaa...my mind just went to the gutter
Pause
Pause
In America you get fired for being that good 💯
but capitalism breeds innovation.😂
@@ishredder4006 it does
You don't get fired. You get saddled with other peoples work for no additional pay.
@@RadarHawk true!!! And while it’s stressful to you they’ll let you keep it. But once you enjoy making the company run smooth ..🥾 time to go.. if you look sad everyday.. they’ll let work until you retire no problem
In aisa this is the bare minimum u have to do
They want their "Tacos Tickled" NEXT!!! Right LADIES...???
👩🏻💭YES!, 👩🏻🦱💭YES! & 👩🏻💭YES!...
Their eyes said it all... kid doesn't realize he eliminated their job security
Definitely
No worries, he wanted company😅
At least two of them were horny.
The middle woman especial. But she knows how have a funny moment with him after getting fired bc of his left "Finger skills" 😮😮😅😅. So a happy end finaly
So much dedication to be paid minimum wage and maybe destroy 3 workers' life ...
These women were beyond impressed by his dexterity 😂👀
Bro just rolled a nat 20 on his Dex check
Can't help it that he has good fingering techniques.
That's one way to put it 😂😂
Get this man a bass immediately
that’s what i’m saying
@@Thryllosexactly
A fish? Alright
@@captainjames4649bass guitar
Guitar* That finger picking technique is incredible 😊
😂belive me in india and bangladesh all people are legend about work 😂its true man 😊❤
the fact they’re there to catch the missed ones is 3% of why they’re happy
the way he moves his fingers we know the real reason why those ladies were happy lol
@@chazeverettthat's why OP said only 3% 😂
@@jooniperlynn7394 😂
Bro took Steven He's "When I was 9, I was 25" to another level💀
Bitch when I was six years old I had a full time job.
Timmy's got 15 years work experience and he's only 9! Because he does 5 jobs AT THE SAME TIME!
😂
People love to see others hit the mark no matter what they do.
@@davidjob4909 huh?
@@davidjob4909 Why'd you phrase that like it's something deep?
Unfortunately in that country, it’s the CEO that enjoys you hitting the mark because more overwork + underpaid = Keeping the CEOs rich and some crumbs for their employees
Lmfao MOST OF YOU ALL WONT GET IT. 😅😅😅😅😅😅
Hence it proved 1 boy = 3 adult women 😅
His girl would be the most happy person in the world
232 likes and no comment, let me fix it
OMG BAGAGAHAGAGA😂😂😂😂
Ayo
Yeah, my dirty mind thought the same lol
Wild
Bro is every asian kid's cousin💀
Too true
literally
underrated comment
Makes no sense
So there is a stereotype that our cousins are so great at studies and every important skill, since our parents nag and compare to them. It isn't true anymore but yea.@@thebluefus
His guitar solos must be insane
Bro is asian van halen
And his girlfriend satisfied
*When your job could be done by a $3 piston.
Especially using the G string. 😬
im ur 1k liker
NO ... THEY'RE LOOKING AT HOW HE IS FLICKERING HIS FINGERS AND HOW WELL HE DOSE IT... THEY'RE JUST LINED UP LETTING HIM KNOW.. HE KNOWS 😂😂😂😂
When you realize why all the women seemed soo happy 💀
Because he's fast at collecting the product 😮😮😮😮😮😮
@@ElectroExEu dodged that joke like the plague cmon bro 😭
@@ARzzzSleepyunfortunately, nowadays having a dirty mind is the base of jokes
what does it mean
@@ElectroExEI agree he was so good at the job
Just at this moment they knew, they gotta date this dude.
Or get a new job cause he's doing the work of all 4 of them
Nah that's best friend material
Dirty mind😏...
They all knew how talented his fingers were, and why the cameraman was filming.
Oh naaah
his wife will experience something
@@Mahleinihe's about 12
in the future.... 12 yr old working is child labour btw@@LaurenForster
Now this is what henry ford imagined
lets be honest, we all knew why those ladies were smiling💀💀💀💀
They smile because the boy does his job so well that they no longer have to do anything 😂
@cuthuluh.p.l.1062 more like, the slavemaster will be back soon and we're doing nothing....... it's a nervous smile
@@cuthuluh.p.l.1062🤔
No. They are daytime dreaming 🛌 what about a good relaxing time later on after work 😂😂😂
@@cuthuluh.p.l.1062they won't be smiling as soon as the boss realise that one guy can do their job and downsizes 💀