ASMR on this Scottish lass's lap 💙✌🏼

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  • čas přidán 11. 09. 2024
  • Bringing you all da best cosy vibes on my lap tonight yo 🫶🏻✌🏻
    Personal attention triggers include: soft spoken and whispered Scottish accent, face touching, hair brushing... basically just all the ASMR tingles
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Komentáře • 189

  • @guibble
    @guibble Před 4 měsíci +72

    Man this is a weird thing to say but you look so much like my mother when she was young, if I’ve had a particularly rough time I can always come to your channel and feel like I’m being comforted by the older sister I never had, so thank you for all that you provide this community

    • @hexxxd111
      @hexxxd111 Před 4 měsíci +4

      she kind of looks like my mother too 😭😭

    • @torralf9926
      @torralf9926 Před 4 měsíci +3

      Maybe you are siblings?😉

    • @auckmywillay
      @auckmywillay Před 4 měsíci +3

      See I relate to this so much, she sounds exactly like my mum it's insane 😂

    • @26mm62_
      @26mm62_ Před 4 měsíci +1

      Just so you all know, its NEVER a compliment to tell a woman she looks/ reminds you of your mother! Take notes

    • @hexxxd111
      @hexxxd111 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@26mm62_ that's not true lmao

  • @cbatt91337
    @cbatt91337 Před 4 měsíci +62

    You have no idea how much I have missed these videos. You’re my favourite way to go to sleep.

    • @ASMRShortbread
      @ASMRShortbread  Před 4 měsíci +20

      Aww thank you, and sorry it's been so long since my last upload!

    • @buckjones4901
      @buckjones4901 Před 4 měsíci +4

      Her beauty combined with the soft motion and voice is the best.

  • @ripxdoc
    @ripxdoc Před 4 měsíci +23

    yessssss need dis, gimme all da big cosy and comfort vibes with dis ✨️

    • @ASMRShortbread
      @ASMRShortbread  Před 4 měsíci +4

      Ahaha, just here giving all da peeps wot they want ❤

  • @theologyman
    @theologyman Před 4 měsíci +4

    There is something so special about listening to your videos that makes us feel loved and with someone who is honest and fun. Thank you lass for making the day better.

  • @davidlow862
    @davidlow862 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Her whole presence is like a warm hug. Hard not to fall in love :)

    • @Miskowyy
      @Miskowyy Před 2 měsíci

      falling in love is crazy

  • @danielkisielewski7612
    @danielkisielewski7612 Před měsícem +1

    Feels like i'm curled up on the lap of a close friend and being hugged. I love hug asmr

  • @laurahedglon5480
    @laurahedglon5480 Před 4 měsíci +3

    This is going to be a new favorite ✨ i love your gentle hand movements and slow pace. You're so kind and thoughtful 💕

    • @ASMRShortbread
      @ASMRShortbread  Před 4 měsíci

      Thank you so much, Laura! Sending you relaxing vibes this weekend. Big love xx

  • @thehouseofronin9209
    @thehouseofronin9209 Před 2 dny

    This is beautiful, serene, and so comforting Shortie! You make me feel l've known you for ages! You just seem to know how to talk to people.

  • @anderson_c_oliveira
    @anderson_c_oliveira Před 4 měsíci +2

    This is so good! Relaxing and comforting myself in your peace, your affection and your tenderness feels so good to me! Shortie, you are an angel! Goodnight!! 🤗🤗💖💖

  • @theloniousfinkle2057
    @theloniousfinkle2057 Před 4 měsíci +1

    This video is so comforting. I’ve missed videos like this. You’ve put me at ease once again. ❤❤❤

  • @King_of_Sofa
    @King_of_Sofa Před 4 měsíci +3

    One of the best in the ASMR genre!

  • @SockMonkeyofcourse
    @SockMonkeyofcourse Před 4 měsíci +1

    Thank you for the positive vibes tonight. The will help extend my sleep time to maybe six hours instead of five. I'm one of those who are challenged to get a full night's rest. This helps!

  • @pedropabloceron6150
    @pedropabloceron6150 Před 4 měsíci +1

    About having a kid, ill say that i helped my mom with my little brother and he was(still is) one fo my biggest loves. When they are 1 month and a halve to 5 months MAN them little sassy angels, i loved tossing him into the air and he would giggle like crazy their smile and their laugh gave you life for real and when he cuddle right in my chest i felt the happiest person in the world so if thats what my littlw bro made me feel i cant imagine what having a little version of me would feel. I look forward to that day so much

  • @mirrakirra
    @mirrakirra Před 4 měsíci +1

    I don't know why, but I love the sleeves that look like they are gloves. It just looks and seems comfortable and soft.

  • @noizemaker9261
    @noizemaker9261 Před 4 měsíci

    I woke up 8 hours later not realizing I fell asleep to this lol you always feel so safe and calming, thank you 😌

  • @dovesasmr
    @dovesasmr Před 4 měsíci +3

    All for the cosy vibes 😍💤💜

  • @user-lj6il6iw6n
    @user-lj6il6iw6n Před 4 měsíci

    I really hope you read your comments, because you need to know that you have the kindest, most soothing, gentlest effect of your professional kin (including your adorable soft laughs), and you never cease to bring a peaceful smile to my face, almost as if that I knew I wouldn't wake up the next morning I would be more than content drifting away from this world on the wings of your voice and your music. Regarding your palm reading from your trip, I have to say I envy the special person you allow into your life one day (if you so choose), because they are going to develop a whole new appreciation for life and beauty. Please don't ever change.

  • @TheStoneageRomeo
    @TheStoneageRomeo Před 4 měsíci

    You sincerely are brilliant Shortie. This is perfect ASMR. So glad you are still at it. It’s great just to have you around.

  • @garysmith9823
    @garysmith9823 Před 4 měsíci +1

    There are various things making sleep more difficult these days. This was lovely and extremely helpful.

  • @courtneyruss9122
    @courtneyruss9122 Před 4 měsíci +2

    Your video helped me fall and stay asleep. I love your content.

  • @katieking7638
    @katieking7638 Před 4 měsíci +6

    So lovely and comforting as always. Your always bringing da best cosy vibes🥰. I was feeling really sad and in need of a hug and then this gem came along. Can always rely on Jozette to cheer me up and make everything better. You deserve all the love and happiness in the world, and if those 3 children come along I know you will be the best mum and they will be the luckiest children in the world. We are all the luckiest to have you and your channel 🤗😇xxx

    • @brianhudson8680
      @brianhudson8680 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Hope your feeling better now Katie😊

    • @katieking7638
      @katieking7638 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@brianhudson8680 Thanks Brian feeling much better now after this lovely time with Jozette ☺️.

  • @carladams8332
    @carladams8332 Před 4 měsíci

    This is my first visit, and I've watched to on my lap videos and practically melted. Love this. Simple and soothing and you are funny too. As Arnold said "I'll be back" x

  • @vjnt1star
    @vjnt1star Před 4 měsíci +1

    She's truly doing the nicest ASMR around

  • @badger1296
    @badger1296 Před 4 měsíci +4

    Damn Shorty, I love listening to you! 🤎

  • @subhanalikhan5605
    @subhanalikhan5605 Před 4 měsíci

    Beautiful cozy time with shortbread is my favorite videos to watch❤❤❤ for sleep🎉🎉🎉

  • @JesterFilmLover
    @JesterFilmLover Před 4 měsíci

    Honestly you are the most unique incredible Lass being to make great comfortable cozy relaxing vibes with a heart of gold! Needed some time to have negative energy to be removed!
    You are so awesome in every way! Lots of Love and Hugs to you! 💖💖💖

  • @drakonisasmrtist9471
    @drakonisasmrtist9471 Před 4 měsíci

    You have such a comforting way about you that is so relaxing.

  • @nilanjanghosh8788
    @nilanjanghosh8788 Před 4 měsíci

    Ma'am I slept like a little baby and felt so secure seeing myself on your lap when I woke up-you are the best !!!

  • @user-dz7ox2ci9c
    @user-dz7ox2ci9c Před 4 měsíci

    Love your video. Thank you so much for what you, your caring and personal attention is not only amazing it makes me feel that someone actually cares about my well being. I hope you know you are truly amazing!!!😊 Again thank you for making these videos!!!

  • @stephenvogt6689
    @stephenvogt6689 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Thank you so much Shortbread so nice and Tingly as always 💜💞💗✨💖😊

  • @AngelxVillian
    @AngelxVillian Před 4 měsíci +1

    Literally just about to go to sleep perfect 💜

  • @TheAyeAye1
    @TheAyeAye1 Před 4 měsíci +1

    This looks fantastic. it will be grand to let it put me to sleep later.

  • @jimhoward3187
    @jimhoward3187 Před 4 měsíci

    Shorty you have got to be one of the most beautiful and talented asmr artists in the world love you and your videos so much your videos are so relaxing and soothing your voice is the bomb 😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤😴💤

  • @Davy_Wavy
    @Davy_Wavy Před 22 dny

    I found out recently my dad’s mom is 100% Scottish, which is really cool to me, her parents migrated from Scotland to Canada, and when my dad was 9 he moved to NC. It’s makes more sense now that I have 4 of my 9 siblings are redheads

  • @fawxz
    @fawxz Před 4 měsíci

    This was so lovely, the vibes were immaculate

  • @davidbraganza8213
    @davidbraganza8213 Před 4 měsíci

    So Gorgeous ASMR Shortbread! Love and appreciate your best positive cosy vibes so comforting and so relaxing! 🌟🌼❤🌹💐

  • @BobC59
    @BobC59 Před 4 měsíci

    Needed me some Shortbread and gots me sum!
    Been a while, but I’ll take quality over quantity. Thanks Shortie. You’re the best!

  • @rickbeaule8985
    @rickbeaule8985 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Sooooooooo relaxing. Thank you!

  • @bob_bob_bob001
    @bob_bob_bob001 Před 4 měsíci

    I missed your asmr. Im glad you're back.

  • @Dreamseeker911
    @Dreamseeker911 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Hey this actually gave me asmr which is nuts.

    • @ASMRShortbread
      @ASMRShortbread  Před 4 měsíci

      I'm actually delighted to hear that!!! 🫶🏻💕

  • @joepodunk284
    @joepodunk284 Před 4 měsíci

    Love your soft voice, accent and beauty!
    Sooo relaxing!
    One request, could you add in mouth and tongue clicks? It's hard to describe but along with your voice the tingles would be off the chart!!
    Please keep making these vids and
    Thank You! 😘

  • @CreativeKitt
    @CreativeKitt Před 4 měsíci

    As a momma of three I can say with certainty it is a LOT😂 They’re beautiful stinkers all of them. I love your videos so much❤

  • @AndySnap
    @AndySnap Před 4 měsíci

    Supremely relaxing, as always...🙏 And what a lucky guy he'll be, when he comes along...!

  • @johnmacleod4481
    @johnmacleod4481 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Yes I do I need to worry about tomorrow and what may never be for me

  • @GhANeC
    @GhANeC Před 4 měsíci +1

    So nice 😊

  • @Brandon49758
    @Brandon49758 Před 4 měsíci

    You have the most soothing voice

  • @Movieguy5
    @Movieguy5 Před 4 měsíci

    18:18 - Cinema Remix by Skrillex is probably my favourite remix he’s done. Love that song.

  • @kalelmartell10
    @kalelmartell10 Před 4 měsíci

    There would be nothing better than a bunch of mini Jo’s running around you.

  • @sylmg
    @sylmg Před 4 měsíci

    This is an incredible video. Loved every second on this one.

  • @DishyLemon
    @DishyLemon Před 4 měsíci

    So comforting

  • @joanargento9172
    @joanargento9172 Před 4 měsíci

    Simply Adorable,Thank You Shortie !

  • @26mm62_
    @26mm62_ Před 4 měsíci +1

    Omg I just discovered you !!! YAY!! Made me laugh when you as this hot chick calling yourself an old lady🤣 My girlie bones crack too!🤭 Love you, girl! THANKS FOR FINDING ME!🥰🤗 love from Toronto!🇨🇦

  • @bal_ASMR
    @bal_ASMR Před 4 měsíci

    I love this video! Thank you for the wonderful healing!😆

  • @rstevens1836
    @rstevens1836 Před 4 měsíci

    ❤😊 Beautiful...thanks. This is the kind of night I need every night in Scotland. 😴

  • @usquebaugh1
    @usquebaugh1 Před 4 měsíci

    I have a t-shirt that says "overthinking" on it. I've missed your uploads. You do ASMR precisely the way I seek it. As Carly Simon once sang, "Nobody Does It Better".

  • @FrankStewart-go7zr
    @FrankStewart-go7zr Před měsícem

    You are my miracle that I've been waiting for, my Scottish lass✨️

  • @ironmod5146
    @ironmod5146 Před 4 měsíci

    Thank you for this relaxing video and hope you’re doing alright ❤❤❤

  • @Thomas-oo9lu
    @Thomas-oo9lu Před 4 měsíci

    I'm here! We just have to build a time machine for me to go back in, 👍. Guess I'll just settle for a good night's sleep 😊

  • @EFernandesO
    @EFernandesO Před 4 měsíci

    Don't forget, you are the best here. And I'm drunk right now. 😂 Love from Brasil (with S). Thanks

  • @mohamedshaaban143
    @mohamedshaaban143 Před 4 měsíci

    Omg the last minute ❤️

  • @Senselessdust
    @Senselessdust Před 4 měsíci

    This is sooooooo good! Could you maybe do an asmr bloopers video where you compile all of your clips you have edited out of videos?

  • @stephendanowskijr.1810
    @stephendanowskijr.1810 Před 4 měsíci +1

    Always Remember: POSITIVE THOUGHTS + POSITIVE ACTIONS = POSITIVE RESULTS!!!

  • @micah9052
    @micah9052 Před 4 měsíci

    Thank you❤😍🥰

  • @DeliciousBoi
    @DeliciousBoi Před 4 měsíci +1

    Awww ;-; I liked the 1st title.

    • @ASMRShortbread
      @ASMRShortbread  Před 4 měsíci +1

      Haha, should I change it back?

    • @DeliciousBoi
      @DeliciousBoi Před 4 měsíci

      @@ASMRShortbread I would, but far be it from me to tell you how to run your Rodeo.

  • @PACKYCSONE80
    @PACKYCSONE80 Před 4 měsíci

    The return of the queen

  • @MADDY-md2py
    @MADDY-md2py Před 4 měsíci

    This is amazing ASMR keep uploading more

  • @markinegbenoseokpiabhele2117

    I like this asmr video it’s a nice 25 mins video.

  • @johnmacleod4481
    @johnmacleod4481 Před 4 měsíci

    Theres nobody else to tuck me in than to cry myself to sleep nite nite

  • @brianhudson8680
    @brianhudson8680 Před 4 měsíci

    Thank you Shortie😀

  • @beatpauls
    @beatpauls Před 4 měsíci +1

    💜💜💜

  • @solidbanjobanjo9367
    @solidbanjobanjo9367 Před 4 měsíci

    What happened to this channel it used to be so popular like 4 years ago, this is the first video I’ve seen since, glad to see you’re ok

  • @cazanovazakdar1218
    @cazanovazakdar1218 Před 4 měsíci

    That's so nice from you ☺️ to relax me dear friend ❤️

  • @insomniacbritgaming1632
    @insomniacbritgaming1632 Před 4 měsíci

    I want all the cosy!! And chuck norris jokes

  • @TonyPoindexter
    @TonyPoindexter Před 4 měsíci

    Love you too baby Tony 💕

  • @djkryton
    @djkryton Před 4 měsíci

    This evening pre-workout is keeping me awake…….hope this works

  • @epiphany86
    @epiphany86 Před 4 měsíci +1

  • @fivenight
    @fivenight Před 4 měsíci +1

    ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @johnmacleod4481
    @johnmacleod4481 Před 4 měsíci

    The pink one

  • @MarcPicard-eg7qd
    @MarcPicard-eg7qd Před 12 dny

    i love your accent❤❤

  • @justinkloss7828
    @justinkloss7828 Před 4 měsíci

    Great as always!

  • @Steven-og5qx
    @Steven-og5qx Před 4 měsíci

    Great relaxing video shortbread

  • @terryc.3390
    @terryc.3390 Před 4 měsíci

    Shortie: I'm going to put you to sleep.
    Me: i don't know. I'm awake.
    Shortie: General Kenobi.
    Me (to other ASMRtists) :
    This is not the ASMR I'm looking for.
    Also me:
    The ASMR Force...is...strong...with...Shor... Zzzzz.
    🤪😉😊🙂❤️
    Relatively new subscriber here.
    You NAIL it EVERY TIME, Shortie!!!
    Eternal ❤ from the USA!!!

  • @woohoomanful
    @woohoomanful Před 4 měsíci

    I'm in love ❤❤

  • @user-yt2le5tc9l
    @user-yt2le5tc9l Před 4 měsíci

    Ah beautiful! Thank you gorgeous lady x

  • @gavineggleton678
    @gavineggleton678 Před 4 měsíci

    Hi Josette 👋 x a lovely ASMR video 📹 💕

  • @t_rex8767
    @t_rex8767 Před 4 měsíci

    yes more head-on-lap-videos :) 👍

  • @nicolasantamato4124
    @nicolasantamato4124 Před 4 měsíci

    Sempre più Brava e ancora più Bella! Complimenti!❤

  • @ZackyASMR
    @ZackyASMR Před 4 měsíci

    Very nice and relaxing ❤❤❤

  • @sable_nova
    @sable_nova Před 4 měsíci

    Da best. 😴

  • @user-fx3om4of5l
    @user-fx3om4of5l Před 4 měsíci

    Glad you back your old hairstyle!

  • @logandowdy9887
    @logandowdy9887 Před 4 měsíci

    Loved it

  • @markorton-8175
    @markorton-8175 Před 3 měsíci

    Love when you said chocolate 😂..

  • @johnmacleod4481
    @johnmacleod4481 Před 4 měsíci

    I wish I could find a book that's a real page turner

  • @johnmacleod4481
    @johnmacleod4481 Před 4 měsíci

    Pardon and excuse me tartan shortbread I got extremely emotional and tearful at the beginning of your video there's just something calming soothing and peaceful about your soft quiet voice

  • @DARKFLAME-2728
    @DARKFLAME-2728 Před 4 měsíci

    beatiful angel ❤❤❤

  • @CptMARS101
    @CptMARS101 Před 4 měsíci

    Thank you from NYC! The city's so dang loud and stressful, I really cherish the times when I get to kick back and fall asleep to one of your videos.

  • @brianmauer7882
    @brianmauer7882 Před 3 měsíci

  • @scottfarrell7974
    @scottfarrell7974 Před 4 měsíci

    You are a very blessed beautiful and AMAZING woman your real loving caring and sharing about yourself and this vet thanks you I suffer BP1 P.T.S.D. and nightmares and your videos have calmed me soothed me and helped me sleep my body wants to shut off but not my mind your as beautiful inside as you are outside thank you MISS BEAUTIFUL have a blessed night 😇♥️♥️♥️💋😇🌹

  • @winterunterseher8937
    @winterunterseher8937 Před 4 měsíci

    Gentle tickles and/or hair brushing/play are the best, so relaxing and affectionate if you ask me😋
    Hope you're doing well, best wishes!

  • @yonitznkc
    @yonitznkc Před 4 měsíci

    Ooo!