I was sad he missed burger king karen and the crazy eyed karen whose kids were listening to kids bop and the wifi-password-or-i-kill-your-dog karen :( Edit: And the victoria secret harpie
I feel like any Karen that makes me audibly mutter "Jesus Christ" is S-Tier to me. The funny thing is at my work, the nicest regulars are all sweet old ladies named Karen. One of them literally told my manager that if I ever got fired she wouldn't go there anymore, just feels so nice.
my aunt's name is Karen and shes genuinely the least confrontational woman ive ever met. you could probably stab her and shed apologize to you. not all Karens are malicious
How is it that when a Karen has their child with them, the child is somehow more logical, reasonable, respectful, and mature than their parent/parents even if they are entitled and annoying due to the Karen’s parenting.
In my personal experience, it’s mostly just the fact that I don’t care enough about whatever she’s arguing about, and then ensuing embarrassment of her having cause a scene. I love my mom more than anything, but I must admit that she does overreact A LOT.
For me, I suffered years upon years of this shit at home, I'm not going to let her behave the same way in public, belittling people she doesn't know nor has any right to insult. I'm the only one in my family willing to stand up to her since the others fear her, as she has gotten violent many times.
She didn't know that he was calling her a karen, she thought he was calling her Karen, which btw, she doesn't use the word 'a'. She just says "I'm not f*cking Karen." On a side note, she was actually one of the two in this video I kinda feel bad for. The guy recording was being a huge douchebag and literally chose to cross their boundaries to get a reaction out of them. The other one was the blueberry lady. She was fighting for a pretty good cause, but overreacted. She was trying to tell the girls to be careful when taking berries, and they didn't understand. She wanted the plant to be okay, not for them to just not touch berries at all.
@@popninja8658 they were going to damage a plant, causing there to be less berries for everybody else. What the kids were doing was really selfish. And idk if you've ever met a girl like that, but as someone who has pretty much those two girls as my sister, having a freak out and dancing was pretty normal behavior to cancerous bitchiness. They were doing a selfish thing, and gave her sass for trying to make sure a plant would be able to provide fresh berries for everyone else. I know how she went about it was dumb.
*_nemotodes_*_ pronounced _*_nemo-toad-s_* _are highly trained mamals flourished with fragments of orange and hints of white prefusely found at ocean depths of around 4000ft._ _they are mainly prohibited and protected by the guardians of the shreks who often use their male fetuses as a food source though tend to guard them at all costs. guard from what anonymous creature you may ask? *humans*._ *_ofcourse I only know this knowledge because I is frog :P_*
If only my elementary school librarian ms.Cavander was recorded. She was the ultimate Karen. She once brought me to the principles office for having a white plastic spoon. She called it a weapon and told me that I wouldn’t go to collage. I was like 5 at the time.
bruh. i had one too, the karen haircut and everything. she yelled at me for being late, i had a panic attack and she knew cause my teacher said “she’ll be late, she’s in the nurse”
I remember I got detention for bringing scissors to class because my classmates were begging me to draw them cool designs and snip them into little paper figurines. Happend when I was 12
That last was definitely my favorite, it had all the best elements, a mindless zombie as the antagonist with narration from a wonderful cast of characters, truly a modern masterpiece.
For some reason that reminds me of gta san andreas, when a pedestrian hits you for no reason and you hit them back and then they run away calling for help, lmao
Why do you remind me so much of the oldest som of my best friend/roommate who just passed away? You are just so factual and monotone while breaking down the qualities of each video. I absolutely love it! I’m hoping 2022 is a good year for you!
I noticed that. I also noticed that there was a slight lean towards the higher tiers. I hypothesize that Karens who don't fall in the average tier are more likely to go high than low.
I love that the pandemic Karen spoonfed the internet by filming it herself alone, rather than having to ruin people’s day and have others film it. We need an update on this list bc Victoria Secret Karen and Kids Bop Karen are worthy contenders.
@Mike Dunigan well the short answer would be no, regardless of rotation or not, black holes do not make time go slower, they make people observing you perceive your time moving slower relative to theirs. If you could theoretically survive going into a rotating black hole, and also leave somehow, you would have technically "time travelled" as however long you spent within the black hole, an exponentially increased amount of time would have passed in the "normal" timeframe. At least thats my understanding of it, I'm not claiming to be any sort of expert, and if I'm wrong, please correct me since as you can tell I'm pretty interested in this stuff myself.
That might be the equivalent of discovering a dark weeb furry video where the furry fight each other to death and then rape the corpse. It's that fucked up.
Rules of engagement based on KT (Karen Tier): D Tier: Mostly harmless despite being somewhat aggravating. Low level threat C Tier: It may seem dangerous, but it mostly employs scare tactics that shouldn't be taken seriously. Low level threat B Tier: Tends to behave like C tier but with a minor chance of escalation. Behaviour can be unpredictable. Exercise caution. Medium level threat A Tier: Be prepared for a full-on assault as this tier has a high risk of escalating to S tier. High level threat S Tier: Extremely aggressive and will most likely attack. Either avoid contact at all costs or fire at will. Report sighting immediately to ensure swift destruction
I’d like to share my Karen experience. I’m a McDonald’s employee so we get a whole HOST of characters coming in and out of the store. I live in Texas and as most of you know we were one of the first states to open all the way back up. What most people don’t realize is that store Discretion was in place so if you walk into our store without at mask at the time we have every right to kick you out if you refuse to put one on. So one day I’m chillin with my cousin (who worked there at the time) both of us on break. Then this lady wearing sweat pants a tank top and flip flops comes in. Unbeknownst to us she was a Karen. She told her children to go find a place to sit so our shift manager informs her that she can’t dine at a table but she’s more than welcome to grab a seat to wait for her food. She starts having a minor freak out going on about how the state of Texas is completely open and how if you don’t want people to dine in then have signs that say so. Then a man who was completely unaffiliated with her chimes in sharing that Sentiment. After telling the female and male Karen’s that there are signs plastered all throughout the store saying “takeout service only” she says this “give me a refund please. I don’t want my children eating at an establishment like this”. She and the man both walked out. That is my story
Oh my gosh he sounds and looks so serious but in reality he is just as much as an epic gamer as the rest of us. Like come on the Karen cinematic universe? And he even treats them like movies. That included with the analogies is just apsalutly amazing
The last one had me in stitches, the people behind the camera were amazing, just laughing at her and making jokes and not taking her shit. If I was in that place, I'd give the servers a big tip for the bonus entertainment.
K - Know your rights A - Accuse everyone R - Request the manager E - Execute the manager N - No logic EDIT: Thanks for the likes, although it's not my comment, I found this on reddit and improvised it with some other user's suggestion from another comment
- all brethren with in range are relieved of all status ailments for 15 second - non brethren within range will be inflicted with advanced confusion -effective range increases with brethren -10% chance of inflicting +50% area damage on Karens - +10% health per brethren in range - -25% damage recieved from allies - +200% damage increase when accompanied with 5 brethren(stackable) - All mental ailments are reflected upon the caster - Skill, Judge learned(depict deceit from truth of all within effective range)
That S tier freak out really sounds like the opening to an old heavy metal song or rap song from the late 80s. I can literally imagine that playing with some light music before we get to the main song! Perfection!
that's why I love him so much, he gets right into it and when he's done he's like see ya, never asks for anything. I'm more likely to sub if you don't ask to click the sub button I love Charlie
The one with the boat went fucking ballistic and I think she was just arguing about a permit or some shit. Her dad even tried to come out and defuse the situation and she like man-handled him. She was like, very ill or something. Could’ve gone a completely different way if she was medicated
@@gremlinwithstickyhands3704 she didn’t man handle the dad. The dad was storming towards the guy and she was holding him back and that’s why she pushed the guy
Exactly like where the guy was spray painting private property. If it were just her without a camera just *legitimately* calm and nicely told him that it would be fine
Normal people don’t know what their IQ is, people who have a High IQ know that bragging about it leads everyone to think they are dumber then a sack of rocks
@@purp7654 imagine that nightmare an intelligent, rich Karen. Nope no thank you, another reason to the incredibly long list of why I will never, ever, ever step foot in the DragonBall multiverse if i was given the chance
This is unacceptable Charlie. You missed the target Karen! The: " I have a 40k watch and you are arresting me because im a Jew!" That is definetly a S tier. She freaked out, she made target's employees lifes miserable, she pulled the victim card, she recorded it to her MILLIONS of followers and got arrested. Im really into Karen activity. I might marry one myself in order to study and record it to enhance human life for the future generations.
My prayers will be with you brother, but the world needs this sacrifice in order to truly understand the viability of a Karen Build, we need a consistent meta game
Yeah definitely the reactions make the vid. You know they're pissed as hell but at the same time know she's likely only going to hurt herself. So its a perfect opportunity to throw shade on that drunk karen. 👌😂💀
I think I know blueberry Betty, because when I was younger I had a babysitter who would have multiple kids at their house and take care of them. She would host a trip for every previous child who was under her supervision to a park each year and the park is close to where I live now. This park is notorious for its berries that you can pick and eat right off the branch. Betty also sounds and looks like my old babysitter who I would definitely imagine acting like that. Anyway, Jane, if you are watching this for whatever reason (which would be pretty odd if you were), nice dance moves.
10:42 seeing how the person stretching suddenly went back and seemed to nearly lose balance leads me to believe the karen took a swing at them, which I guess she did play games where she fucks them up, but instead if fucking them up, she fucked herself up for potentially (alleged) aggravated assault
“After her death, Karen’s soul was split into sixteen Karens, who built the Empire of Stupidia” Also just want to point out, imagine instead of seeing the Collosus Titan standing over the wall (or in this case, shelf) you saw the Cereal Goblin Karen standing over the wall (shelf)
I’m waiting for another S tier Karen to appear that has the ultimate ability of summoning other Karens. The final boss, the most powerful form of Karen.
The fact that the IQ test was designed by a French elementary school teacher that outright said that his test was not a measure of cognitive ability makes it all the more hilarious
@M To me, thats the hidden boss you can only fight after hitting lvl 99 and most never find her. BUT, if thou wanst a hardeth boss fight, well there ya go.
"195 iq" "13 degrees in psychology" Seems legit.
That would take around 56 years, so its realistic!
@@mruwuowo4599 ok
she probably needs a physiologist if anything
@@JoeMama-ss5sy She was trying to say she needs 13 of them.
Im pretty sure 195 iq is higher than einstein
The fact that there is a S tier karen is terrifying.
Ur moms terrifying
_matt_ *UNO REVERSE CARD* 👀
well I mean there's an s tier for everything. it's relative
avoid them at all cost.
Is like one punch man villian rankings
K - Kind
A - Affectionate
R - Reasonable
E - Enjoyable
N - None of the above
HAHAHAHA
This deserves more likes 😂
U recieved ur 100th like
Ha great one
This is so amazing
0:26 - Ghostly Karen
1:18 - Breakdancing Betty
2:08 - Dollar Store Cereal Goblin
3:19 - -200 IQ Karen
4:10 - Walmart Warlord
5:16 - Mask Laws Karen
5:48 - Screeching Samantha
6:39 - Middle-Backflip Betty
7:14 - Car Drama Chloe
7:46 - Road Rage Karen
8:14 - Anti-Daughter Karen
8:46 - Karen Raid Trio
10:02 - Racist Karen
10:36 - Ultra Racist Karen Raid Boss
11:25 - Baby Holder Karen
12:10 - Door Slam Dorothy
I put these here because why not
Thank you lol
DOOR SLAM DOROTHY ☠️
walmart warlord lmaoooo
Boat karen fav
I was sad he missed burger king karen and the crazy eyed karen whose kids were listening to kids bop and the wifi-password-or-i-kill-your-dog karen :(
Edit: And the victoria secret harpie
Haunted Karen takes you across the River Styx. We mistranslated the name as “Charon”
Nice one!
Top tier joke
Underrated comment. That shits solid
She needs a gold coin though
Bin Laden’s Toe Sucker she hides it in the hand behind her back.
The C and D Karens make me laugh. Imagine failing at even being a Karen
C & D aren’t failing ranks tho
Can you imagine even being a karen
I like to meet the manager of karenism
At this point you're just a failure at being a failure
@@flyaway_ isnt d failing because there is an s tier?
I feel like any Karen that makes me audibly mutter "Jesus Christ" is S-Tier to me.
The funny thing is at my work, the nicest regulars are all sweet old ladies named Karen.
One of them literally told my manager that if I ever got fired she wouldn't go there anymore, just feels so nice.
For that to happen, she needed to speak to the manager, so already we are treading in dangerous waters here
Oh but she spoke to the manager 🧑🦲
She also threatened to never come back if someone she enjoys leaves. She’s a chaotic good Karen that’s on your side
my aunt's name is Karen and shes genuinely the least confrontational woman ive ever met. you could probably stab her and shed apologize to you. not all Karens are malicious
Karen: The Wholesome
How is it that when a Karen has their child with them, the child is somehow more logical, reasonable, respectful, and mature than their parent/parents even if they are entitled and annoying due to the Karen’s parenting.
When they had the baby, all of the brain cells went to the kid lmao-
Their kids are more internet savvy, so the kids know that if they act out they’ll end up in someone’s cringe compilation with their parents.
because having a karen mom just makes u realize they’re a piece of shit and you can’t be anything like them at all
In my personal experience, it’s mostly just the fact that I don’t care enough about whatever she’s arguing about, and then ensuing embarrassment of her having cause a scene.
I love my mom more than anything, but I must admit that she does overreact A LOT.
For me, I suffered years upon years of this shit at home, I'm not going to let her behave the same way in public, belittling people she doesn't know nor has any right to insult. I'm the only one in my family willing to stand up to her since the others fear her, as she has gotten violent many times.
It feels like charlie has a master degree in karen research.
Nah he has 13.
He got a masters in karenology
Your comment is at 69 likes. I'll wait for some other idiot to ruin that
He basically does as he teaches advanced Karen theory at Moist University
He did his PhD on Karen research and psychology. He holds multiple gold medals and is widely known for his various Karen research papers
“I am not a f*cking Karen.”
**gets put on S tier on a Karen list**
She didn't know that he was calling her a karen, she thought he was calling her Karen, which btw, she doesn't use the word 'a'. She just says "I'm not f*cking Karen." On a side note, she was actually one of the two in this video I kinda feel bad for. The guy recording was being a huge douchebag and literally chose to cross their boundaries to get a reaction out of them. The other one was the blueberry lady. She was fighting for a pretty good cause, but overreacted. She was trying to tell the girls to be careful when taking berries, and they didn't understand. She wanted the plant to be okay, not for them to just not touch berries at all.
@@rhyano_ the teenagers took a branch...chill tf out
@@rhyano_ Dude she went insane. That lady was crazy and they took a branch, she needed to calm down.
@@popninja8658 they were going to damage a plant, causing there to be less berries for everybody else. What the kids were doing was really selfish. And idk if you've ever met a girl like that, but as someone who has pretty much those two girls as my sister, having a freak out and dancing was pretty normal behavior to cancerous bitchiness. They were doing a selfish thing, and gave her sass for trying to make sure a plant would be able to provide fresh berries for everyone else. I know how she went about it was dumb.
@@rhyano_ ok karen
We need a male karen version of this, my top pick would have to be the 'Your're not that guy pal' karen
Karmen.
There can’t be a caren if it’s not a female
I like to call male Karens Kens.
I'd argue that "I will beat your dick into the ground." Is one of the best Karmens. Just for that line alone.
I've heard male Karen's are now called Darren's haha
4:20 that “MOTHAFUCKA” gives me life. I want that to be my new alarm. I want that to be the first thing I hear every morning. I love that so much
What's funnier, the timestamp is literally 420. Nice
4:22
I thought it was Joey Diaz for a second 😂
Same
Breakdance Betty the guardian of blueberries was trying to summon the blueberry elder gods to kill the intruders
You know what also likes blueberries? Insects.
@dra6o0n you wanna know what also like blueberries?
Reptilians.
People buying blueberry muffins from Tim Hortons like crazy, except it only taste like them, there is no nutrition or antioxidants in them.
ok someone had to say it but breakable Karen it the thatveganteacher
Y e s
Imagine a room full of karens screaming at each other. that would be great entertainment
I would love to see a Karen do her usual "LeT mE sPeAk tO yoUr MaNaGer" and then face off with the manager who's also another Karen
Nice pfp had the same one
I'm afraid we don't know enough to run these experiments on humans yet
I'd like to see a final boss battle between the 3 S tier Karens.
This is literally how Feminism started!
Instead of fighting eachother they blame men for everything.
Do you want Feminism?
I love the woman who said "We are waiting. With patience and kindness." Just sounded like a really sweet old lady
I unironically hope you’re happy Charlie, you’re incredibly funny and you deserve the success you’ve gotten.
“The ability to speak does not make you intelligent”
Qui gon jinn
Yes *Qui Gon Jinn* did say that
The Gravemind no, he said Qui gob jinn. 2 different guys. Ones a Jedi, and one works at Walmart
The Gravemind thanks 4 informing me of my mistake
@@samedud5051 no problem bro
*Qui Gob Jhin*
"Oh its 13 degrees here"
"Fahrenheit?"
"no, Psycology"
😂
Should've said Celcius because that took place in Canada
Celsius is the only right one
Just for future reference, "Psychology" is the correct spelling
@@Xx_LightningJolt_xX I was so confused, i thought he was writing a word with similar spelling but different meaning that i dont know
I’m shocked you didn’t include the Victoria’s Secret Karen, she was S tier for sure
Yeah this video came out over a year ago. Otherwise I think it definitely would have been included.
Easily my favorite one
That first Karen is still genuinely sleep paralysis demon material
I like how Charlie is explaining this as if a Biology Teacher would teach us about nematodes
I don't know what nematodes are but you're probably right
Nema what now
@@itchystick3907 nematodes
Nematodes are nematodes
*_nemotodes_*_ pronounced _*_nemo-toad-s_*
_are highly trained mamals flourished with fragments of orange and hints of white prefusely found at ocean depths of around 4000ft._
_they are mainly prohibited and protected by the guardians of the shreks who often use their male fetuses as a food source though tend to guard them at all costs. guard from what anonymous creature you may ask? *humans*._
*_ofcourse I only know this knowledge because I is frog :P_*
The only Karen I like is Plankton's wife.
Me too, God. Me too...
God
Why did you create these Karen's?
why do i exist
god how did you invent masturbation
Yeah, she hot af
Betty really just pulled out the squidward dance
I've rewatched Walmart Karen at least 20 times and she brings me unmeasurable joy each time
If only my elementary school librarian ms.Cavander was recorded. She was the ultimate Karen. She once brought me to the principles office for having a white plastic spoon. She called it a weapon and told me that I wouldn’t go to collage. I was like 5 at the time.
I feel like fists would be a more efficient weapon at that point, like jeez
bruh. i had one too, the karen haircut and everything. she yelled at me for being late, i had a panic attack and she knew cause my teacher said “she’ll be late, she’s in the nurse”
I remember I got detention for bringing scissors to class because my classmates were begging me to draw them cool designs and snip them into little paper figurines. Happend when I was 12
ralek lol scissors. That doesn’t even make sense cuz you could probably just turn around and find a cupboard full of them in a school
@@Ziziwai Well I was the quiet one so I guess I gave school shooter vibes?
I love how the stretched aspect ratio makes them all look super short and fat
XD
And sexy
@@Mythki11er ur mad peg lag
wide karen
They usually are tho
It's a shame Victoria's Secret Karen wasn't out when this was made, she's easily my favorite one and Charlie would have put her in S tier for sure lol
That last was definitely my favorite, it had all the best elements, a mindless zombie as the antagonist with narration from a wonderful cast of characters, truly a modern masterpiece.
Karen: (Harasses woman)
Woman: (Pushes her away)
*_Karen: "ASSAULT, SHE'S ASSAULTING ME!!"_*
Cute Mustache ;)
mghh
If it was a man, she'd scream she was being assaulted without any push back
For some reason that reminds me of gta san andreas, when a pedestrian hits you for no reason and you hit them back and then they run away calling for help, lmao
BY THE NINE DIVINES
The lower the Karen, the more worthless she is.
The higher the Karen, the more entitled she is.
we've cracked the code
H
@@zen.7925 Owo
And worthless.
Congrats, 200 likes
Why do you remind me so much of the oldest som of my best friend/roommate who just passed away? You are just so factual and monotone while breaking down the qualities of each video. I absolutely love it! I’m hoping 2022 is a good year for you!
12:35 "Breaking news, lady challenges glass, proceeds to lose."
Accuser of the Brethren sounds like a Dark Souls boss
He wields the karen slayer great sword
His second phase is interrupted by the karen chika's magic rainbow style
Karen the lord of annoyance
And his armour would be the the accuser power
I would watch a Karen video with Dark Souls music, the energy is just as somber since it's sad people are like this.
I love how it’s a bell-shaped curve, the average Karen is B-tiered while the rest are rare. Very insightful.
I noticed that. I also noticed that there was a slight lean towards the higher tiers. I hypothesize that Karens who don't fall in the average tier are more likely to go high than low.
all graphs and statistics fall into a bell curve if there is enough variables
Couldn’t agree more
Too bad it isn’t a parabola.
Perhaps, however, it is skewed by the fact that D tier Karen's aren't worth the bother of filming and posting about?
That 2nd S tier Karen is the reason you need a license for a boat. If she keeps freaking out like that she'll capsize the boat
Yeah, honestly. Her freak out was like Goku going SSJ3 lmao. Rocked the whole world-
I love that the pandemic Karen spoonfed the internet by filming it herself alone, rather than having to ruin people’s day and have others film it.
We need an update on this list bc Victoria Secret Karen and Kids Bop Karen are worthy contenders.
The dancing karen just spent all her mana on that move and had to recharge for a few turns cuz she was out of blueberry potions
c0smo 😂😂😂😂
Bruhh
Yeah she looked like she needed to go on cooldown.
It was a big nerf smh if it was before the update she could’ve used it twice for a dash attack and would’ve gotten the job done
@Ferret45 magic the gathering reference
“My IQ is 199” Einstein’s was 180 damn she must be smart
For a potato thats impresive
@Mike Dunigan well the short answer would be no, regardless of rotation or not, black holes do not make time go slower, they make people observing you perceive your time moving slower relative to theirs. If you could theoretically survive going into a rotating black hole, and also leave somehow, you would have technically "time travelled" as however long you spent within the black hole, an exponentially increased amount of time would have passed in the "normal" timeframe. At least thats my understanding of it, I'm not claiming to be any sort of expert, and if I'm wrong, please correct me since as you can tell I'm pretty interested in this stuff myself.
dude i took a iq test and the results said 327
edit: idk if people know this is a joke or not
@@womp47 I bet it was one of those internet scam iq tests
average iq is around 100-115 i think
Imagine reality show with all of this Karens in the same house😂
Whenever I'm having a bad day you always come to the rescue to give me some good healthy belly laughs and it makes everything else seem small.
13 degrees in psychology. So that's either 52 years in university or she is just very very cold.
Is it even possible to get more than one degree in that?
@@wizardmaster7475 there are 19 types of psychology majors
@@wizardmaster7475 just'a master of the human mind
Even if they were just associates degrees it would be a minimum of 26 years
@@wizardmaster7475 Not as a Jedi...
They need to make a show called Karen house it’s just a house full of Karens but they all hate each other
What is your profile picture how did the cat get in there
No
That might be the equivalent of discovering a dark weeb furry video where the furry fight each other to death and then rape the corpse. It's that fucked up.
Lmaooooo
Relentless 465 that would be hell...hope in the end of the show they just burn it to the ground...I would pay for that
2:30 cartman from southpark in the "i have anxiety" scene
Love the fact that half of the screams and yells are captioned as [Music] or [Applause]
Karen bingo coming soon
We live in the best time line, that's for sure
Go Donut. Please. I beg you. Please.
Oh wow, you’re here too
Karen-mon is next.
do it. please. i beg.
Rules of engagement based on KT (Karen Tier):
D Tier: Mostly harmless despite being somewhat aggravating. Low level threat
C Tier: It may seem dangerous, but it mostly employs scare tactics that shouldn't be taken seriously. Low level threat
B Tier: Tends to behave like C tier but with a minor chance of escalation. Behaviour can be unpredictable. Exercise caution. Medium level threat
A Tier: Be prepared for a full-on assault as this tier has a high risk of escalating to S tier. High level threat
S Tier: Extremely aggressive and will most likely attack. Either avoid contact at all costs or fire at will. Report sighting immediately to ensure swift destruction
The difference in Karen energy between B and A tier is astronomical..
"Or fire at will" lmfao im rolling
@@deleanor9665 haha i was about to say that
This sounds like an scp entry
I really think a couple of the Karens were possessed.
I’d like to share my Karen experience. I’m a McDonald’s employee so we get a whole HOST of characters coming in and out of the store. I live in Texas and as most of you know we were one of the first states to open all the way back up. What most people don’t realize is that store Discretion was in place so if you walk into our store without at mask at the time we have every right to kick you out if you refuse to put one on. So one day I’m chillin with my cousin (who worked there at the time) both of us on break. Then this lady wearing sweat pants a tank top and flip flops comes in. Unbeknownst to us she was a Karen. She told her children to go find a place to sit so our shift manager informs her that she can’t dine at a table but she’s more than welcome to grab a seat to wait for her food. She starts having a minor freak out going on about how the state of Texas is completely open and how if you don’t want people to dine in then have signs that say so. Then a man who was completely unaffiliated with her chimes in sharing that Sentiment. After telling the female and male Karen’s that there are signs plastered all throughout the store saying “takeout service only” she says this “give me a refund please. I don’t want my children eating at an establishment like this”. She and the man both walked out.
That is my story
karen: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
charile: if they continue at this rate, they'll get the s tier- *the yelling stops*
The best part of the list is that I have no clue how they’re getting ranked yet I fully agree with him.
True words where spoken today.
karens are rated via energy,how much of a dead high pitched voice and violence. if it got all 3 its S.;
I agree for the most part but I think that blueberry protector karen should be in a tier for that dance alone
May I say, I find you're profile picture extremely beautiful
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING JOJO REFFERENCEEEEE!!! :)
last S - tier karen : *breaks glass*
new objective : *survive*
plot twist: karen gets sliced up by the glass and wants to sue the manager
That one scared the shit out of me
Where can I get what she has
Am I the only one who wouldn’t hesitate to body slam an old crazy Karen with no remorse
@@e240b2 probably not body slam but chuck her in the bin though
On behalf of all my fellow Karenologists I thank you, Charles White, for you dedication to our cause.
4:09
5 seconds in and i KNEW this had to be S tier
Psychologist Karen: _The Woman With The 7th Highest IQ Ever Recorded_
2nd highest alive right now
Her IQ is dumb high.
Kai kunt in golf
@@nahmate9644 where is Scott E
@@scottd426 *shrug*
no one:
All karens in the video: *W I D E P U T I N*
Charlie stretches it for some fuckin reason
@@petargacic4299 i like it wide
Why am i dying
haha so funny hahahaha good one
He prolly does it to make the videos horizontal
Oh my gosh he sounds and looks so serious but in reality he is just as much as an epic gamer as the rest of us. Like come on the Karen cinematic universe? And he even treats them like movies. That included with the analogies is just apsalutly amazing
The last one had me in stitches, the people behind the camera were amazing, just laughing at her and making jokes and not taking her shit. If I was in that place, I'd give the servers a big tip for the bonus entertainment.
K - Know your rights
A - Accuse everyone
R - Request the manager
E - Execute the manager
N - No logic
EDIT: Thanks for the likes, although it's not my comment, I found this on reddit and improvised it with some other user's suggestion from another comment
This deserves more likes
pyrocynical
@@vuhnillagorilla brethren, I have found another
**request** the manager
Lmfao the jump from request the manager to execute is sending meeeeee
"Accuser of the fockin brothern"
I'd love to have that title.
Tbh thats a pretty well rounded Karen
Lord Gonk Droid isn't a bad title to be fair
It’s like a Dark Souls boss name
*Accuser of the Brethren*
Lord Gonk Droid
- all brethren with in range are relieved of all status ailments for 15 second
- non brethren within range will be inflicted with advanced confusion
-effective range increases with brethren
-10% chance of inflicting +50% area damage on Karens
- +10% health per brethren in range
- -25% damage recieved from allies
- +200% damage increase when accompanied with 5 brethren(stackable)
- All mental ailments are reflected upon the caster
- Skill, Judge learned(depict deceit from truth of all within effective range)
That clip was so fucking funny
It's all shits and giggles until Karen walks up to your party in the middle of the day and tells y'all, you're being too loud.
That S tier freak out really sounds like the opening to an old heavy metal song or rap song from the late 80s. I can literally imagine that playing with some light music before we get to the main song! Perfection!
Karen: (Harasses Women)
Women: (Shoves Karen)
Karen: BY THE NINE DIVINES THERE'S A PSYCHOPATH ON THE LOOSE!
10:06
Haha by the nine
*8 Divines
Talos is a false God
*8 Divines
Talos is a false God
Indeed, a psychopath is on the loose
Karens: *screeching*
CZcams captions: *[music]*
You can just vibe with it
I mean, it’s probably comparable to Cardi B music
Yea [Banshee wailing] would fit better
Zyancali Gaming this banshee wailing be hittin’ different
Fiereflight very different
3:18 when you have to tell people how smart you are, you are in actuality, likely not very smart lmao
The "lock me up in a f-in prison" incident happened 2 miles from me. That was so funny. She did that at multiple stores called Meijer and Del Taco
I like how Charlie doesn’t have an intro nor outro, it’s like we’re casually talking about the local crazy lady.
Charlie’s Floridian experience makes this comment better
that's why I love him so much, he gets right into it and when he's done he's like see ya, never asks for anything. I'm more likely to sub if you don't ask to click the sub button I love Charlie
That's oldschool CZcams right there
His outro is "That's about it. Cya"
Ikr? I think that's why i like his videos so much. Even though he's pretty popular it always just feels like I'm watching some guy.
The most painful ones are the ones where the Karen _would_ be in the right, had they not completely lost their minds.
This is true pain
The one with the boat went fucking ballistic and I think she was just arguing about a permit or some shit. Her dad even tried to come out and defuse the situation and she like man-handled him. She was like, very ill or something. Could’ve gone a completely different way if she was medicated
@@gremlinwithstickyhands3704 she didn’t man handle the dad. The dad was storming towards the guy and she was holding him back and that’s why she pushed the guy
@@summerg9909 I don’t think that old white guy was coming to kick his ass but I’ve never had my ass kicked by an old white guy so idk honestly
Exactly like where the guy was spray painting private property. If it were just her without a camera just *legitimately* calm and nicely told him that it would be fine
The first karen looks like the spirit from dead by daylight. Also she will haunt my dreams now.
5:49 my favorite, LOL😂 Hit that high note I cant stop laughing
"people who boast about their IQ are idiots"
-idk someone smarter than me
“Chill, Karen” -Abraham Lincoln
Normal people don’t know what their IQ is, people who have a High IQ know that bragging about it leads everyone to think they are dumber then a sack of rocks
@@nobleradical2158 “Karen’s suck” -George Washington
I thought it said Eminem and just went with it.
@Nathan Jung “Karen’s ate part of a poop and are peepeee poopoos” -wise kid who hasn’t hit the whoom
The karens in s tier look like they about to call goku’s manager.
*chichi appears*
@@bourne. Chi-Chi is an S+ tier Karen
I think the third S tier Karen might be a clicker from the last of us
@@OrenTubing Bulma is probably a karen as well
@@purp7654 imagine that nightmare an intelligent, rich Karen. Nope no thank you, another reason to the incredibly long list of why I will never, ever, ever step foot in the DragonBall multiverse if i was given the chance
i appreciate this video because it plays enough of the clips for me to get the idea but not enough to spike my blood pressure and heart rate
Break dancing Betty, guardian of the blue berries 😭😭😭
This is unacceptable Charlie. You missed the target Karen! The: " I have a 40k watch and you are arresting me because im a Jew!"
That is definetly a S tier. She freaked out, she made target's employees lifes miserable, she pulled the victim card, she recorded it to her MILLIONS of followers and got arrested.
Im really into Karen activity. I might marry one myself in order to study and record it to enhance human life for the future generations.
Hers is kinda sad tho cause she clearly was suffering legitimate delusions, and likely a manic episode as well
My prayers will be with you brother, but the world needs this sacrifice in order to truly understand the viability of a Karen Build, we need a consistent meta game
Anyone who marries a Karen is doing god's work
Sightless_Seeker holy shit that’s not cool, bro
Pretty sure they eat the head of the male after mating like a praying mantis...
The guy filming the woman slamming herself against the door makes the clip so much better lmao
might be the one, might be da one!!!
LMFAOOOO
he cut out the best comment. "Who's Grandamma Dis? Who missed Sunday Dinner?"
Woman: *licks door like an Amnesia monster*
Man: "AAAAAAAAA-"
True gold. I loved it. It really did improve it.
Yeah definitely the reactions make the vid. You know they're pissed as hell but at the same time know she's likely only going to hurt herself. So its a perfect opportunity to throw shade on that drunk karen. 👌😂💀
theres a certain type of humor only found through the most ridiculous of reactions
“Who these characters are in the Karen lore and extended universe.” Best thing I’ve heard all day.
6:44 This is the greatest Fortnite emote of all time
You didn’t include the “they can’t hear me they are listening to kidzbop”
Searching for this
Honestly would put her in A
Everyone forgot the crazy rhubarb lady.
low A or high B
and target karen
Walmart meth Karen is the best Karen of all time, she is a quote machine. “ACCUSER OF THE FUCKIN BRETHREN” is one of my favorite quotes of all time.
I agree she makes for a great and quotable video, but she's not a Karen. She's fucking crazy and religious, not entitled and smug.
Lmao yes
She doesn’t give a crap lol
Until her, I never knew how much passion one could put into the word bitch
She's a legend. Truly
Male Karens are apparently known as Chads and Kens
Tuckers
I thought they were just called bitches
I think I know blueberry Betty, because when I was younger I had a babysitter who would have multiple kids at their house and take care of them. She would host a trip for every previous child who was under her supervision to a park each year and the park is close to where I live now. This park is notorious for its berries that you can pick and eat right off the branch. Betty also sounds and looks like my old babysitter who I would definitely imagine acting like that.
Anyway, Jane, if you are watching this for whatever reason (which would be pretty odd if you were), nice dance moves.
The highest tier for Karens should be the “Go back to where you came from” rating, which is literally the Karen equivalent of going Super Saiyan
if THAT’S super Saiyan, what’s the lady who pulled a GUN? Ultra Instinct?
Some great comments here
Lol
The Equivalent Exchange
GET OFF MY PROPERTY!!! Oh wait... That's literally everyone in Texas
"Acusing the brethren" is honestly the most death metal Karen I've ever seen
LOL
If Lingua Ignota was a Karen
She sounds like cigarettes and meth chemicals.
She is the best
After my like you only need one more for this comment to be gold
10:42 seeing how the person stretching suddenly went back and seemed to nearly lose balance leads me to believe the karen took a swing at them, which I guess she did play games where she fucks them up, but instead if fucking them up, she fucked herself up for potentially (alleged) aggravated assault
“After her death, Karen’s soul was split into sixteen Karens, who built the Empire of Stupidia”
Also just want to point out, imagine instead of seeing the Collosus Titan standing over the wall (or in this case, shelf) you saw the Cereal Goblin Karen standing over the wall (shelf)
So Jesus Christ is ranking Karens. Well he's the only one pure enough to handle their power.
If they challenge him they'll end up in a Steel Cross Cage Match
The lord himself handling these creatures with his smooth voice brings peace to this world
No fair I was gonna say that (◕︵◕)
He do be looking like Jesus doe
What a banger
The best thing about Karen's? 90% of them live in America and I don't.
Amen bruv, even tho sadly the Symptoms have been spreading a Bit recently.
I know Karen's irl since I live in America, it's pretty bad lol
Australia has animals with poisonous everything, we have Karens
Lucky
im in Asian countries and 2 karen live in my village pretty annoying
there should be a part 2 lol, really enjoyed this man
The Karen trying to break down the door looks like a Pachycephalosaurus
I find it impressive the S Tier Boat Karen didn’t even voice crack.
She's being trained well in the gulag
She's like the Hulk. She doesn't need to prepare her voice to scream if she's always screaming.
I am very curious on what happened in that one
@@TheMasterjhony he has seperate videos of every one of them
@@TheMasterjhony czcams.com/video/jjKrMrqf1KQ/video.html
Do people in America just randomly attack each other?
Asking for a future trip as a tourist
Not only that, but when you walk in a local high school, you can get shot at by a lonely emo kid.
Eh it depends on what state you go to
@@thebanditintheobj5337
So which states are the most GTA
@@KanishQQuotes well....
@@KanishQQuotes mostly Florida from what I seen over the years
10:12 needs an mw2 intervention sound effect
4:38 this reminds me of a Chris Farley bit on SNL thats how over the top it is and im all here for it XD
I’m waiting for another S tier Karen to appear that has the ultimate ability of summoning other Karens. The final boss, the most powerful form of Karen.
And this will be the first place i will go when this happens
Same
The fact that the IQ test was designed by a French elementary school teacher that outright said that his test was not a measure of cognitive ability makes it all the more hilarious
Karenita Le Señora
Kind of like the hidden ability of Eren's titan form in Attack on Titan. It shrieks and commands others of its kind to do its bidding.
The gate attendant who pretend to get run over and yelled “MIKE!” 20 times is SS Tier
Link?
@@karelia7793 czcams.com/video/g_RDs8Qeuhw/video.html
@M To me, thats the hidden boss you can only fight after hitting lvl 99 and most never find her.
BUT, if thou wanst a hardeth boss fight, well there ya go.
She's more like a hidden boss like in final fantasy 6 where you go to an island and discover she level 100000000 boss
I feel sad that charlie didn't put this one in
That first S-Tier Karen is where Chris Farley got inspiration
The Karen at Victorias Secret would clearly be an S tier
The lady calling the camera guy an accuser sounds like how the English Dub of Yakuza dialogue
My favorite part is the sudden shift she pulls when the employee comes up.
"You are an ACCUSER, MUTHAFUCKA!!!!" 👿
"Yes, ma'am?" 😇
MUDAFAKAING ACUSSA
The Yakuza is the Japanese Mob or something
kiryuuuuuuuuuuu chan
She makes me think of 80's/90's WWF, she looks like Hacksaw Jim Duggan in drag.
"i have 13 degrees in psychology" who on earth needs 13 degrees in the same field?
The same tit head who thinks she can sing. You should check it out its awful and hilarious
She must be a VERY slow learner
@Oh No she has a channel her name is 'Kelly Anne Wolfe'. Prepare yourself for a headache. The comment section is worth it.
@@marclink0 I think just plain slow
One for each brain cell
If I had even a fraction of the s tier Karen energy, I’d win every marathon and swim the entirety of the Nile river
I love how we are all calling karen’s a different species, meanwhile my dude here is making a whole Karen anime