I ALMOST GOT ROOFIED & SHOT (NO clickbait): STORYTIME
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I LOVE U!!!!
anyone else going on a tana storytime binge?
Emily Kerns yesssss
Emily Kerns yasssss
me
Yup lol it’s 3 am I need to go to sleep lol 😂
Emily Kerns omg me
Tana my cousin is a bartender and he saw a guy roofie a girls drink and when he wasn't looking my cousin switch the drinks and watched him roofie himself
Alexandra Rentoulis wow a lot of people have a brother that's a bartender that's done that appearntly :)
Alexandra Rentoulis lol that's what my mom would do.... she's a bartender and she sees shit like that go down alot. She'd even break up fights with like 8 ft guys and she's only like 5 2.... lol
Bridgette DaMonsta 8ft... May someone save you.
/r/ that happened
Me as a bartender XD i would totally do that
"im not mother teresa i dont know what to do" I AM YODELLING
+Suve Viria wow u seem rly fun and enjoyable to be around
+Suve Viria but why are you getting so butthurt LMFAO
Sorry it's just I had a mad flash for some reason 😂 cuz my friends say it and for some reason I feel like y'all copied them
sameeee
YODELING FUCK LMAO
woulda pretended to be too drunk and just dropped the bottle on the floor.
New Amsterdam bottles are thick as fuckthough she would have had to drop it from really high up or smash it.
My thoughts exactly...
or spit it on his face
MadzT Glass in feet
mvdeleiine
He would’ve whooped yo ass
SUBSCRIBER WHO TOOK A PHOTO WITH TANA STEPPING ON A CHAIR PLEASE POST THE PIC
PLEASEEE
YES!
YESSSS PLSSS
Yesss omggggg pleaseee
Yaaasssss
Tana is the best storyteller, hands down.
I see you everywhere lol
Hi
Ikr
I definitely agree.
So true I
tana is probably one of the only 18 year old white girls that get into a lot of sketchy situations but are smart enough to live through them 😂
Loll she's 17
she's 18 haha
When did she turn 18?? Shit here I am thinking she's 17, like ??
+Mckenxie Lee Zedd June 24 😂
+ryleigh overby lol okay so literally 6 days ago
How to avoid situations: Dance away
Immortal_Dragon0 😩😭
*twirl away
Immortal_Dragon0 *aerial away hahaha lol #gymnasticssquad
Hahaha
he really said fosho
TANAA u never done the roger story!!!? 😣😭😤😡
FUCKING ROGER
She should do the Natalia Taylor story.
+Joyspread See Karma went back around and got her.
+Joyspread Quarterapt she isnt dead
+Joyspread Quarterapt she isnt dead
"Captain saveahoe"
ME FUCKING TOO
IM QUAKED
lol i love you tana
OMG SAME. love your vids Roberto
YET THE MOST INTERESTING THING THATS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE IS NETFLIX
Same lol
SAMEEE
dorothy!!
you kkknnnooowww!😱
Same ...
Dude I love the phrase CAPTAIN SAVEAHOE
I'm also as paranoid as Tana but that's because my dad taught me to be like that because of the armed forces training he went through so like that's a thing so uh yeahhhhhhhhh
NekoTheDark put it on a merch shirt.
SAME
NekoTheDark 😂
It’s such an old school term lol
Babe, you need to get the hell out of Vegas ;(
fr
hate to be the bearer of bad news to you but you are a troll and that story is fake
+Barackus Obamacus I just looked it up and it's fake but you scared the hell out of me 😂
She just makes up stories lol
+happystance7able WHAT THE FUCK
Who else thinks tanna needs a 24 hour body guard?
me
Yes. It's a .380 made by Smith & Wesson; the Bodyguard
+happystance: NO! Amy Jane likes the M&P Shield 9mm and Glock 43.
Wait she's not actually dead right?
yaasss
I don't even have fifteen friends
lmao same
I have like 3
+Tana is bae - same😟😟
+Tana is bae same /:
+Samantha Richter I have like 5 friends but maybe I have to be closer to someone to consider them a friend we probably just have different definitions
When it said ''So then one of my guy friends tells me this'' an advertisement came up of a guy saying ''well I've been farming for more than 50 years''😂
AL11 0 that happend to me but the ad said I’ve been in bed for about 2 years now”
I wanna see the picture the subscriber took get posted already😂😂😂
same
Same
same
Same
Same
"they roofied my lasagna"
that would be a dope ass shirt
+Karina Charles I'll buy it tbh
^^
YASSSS
Dancing away from your problems like the man giving roofie drinks to people 😂😂
Awesome story time. This stressed me out
Omg I love your channel
Reminds me of an episode of Futurama where bender has to dance or hell explode
+Krysta Tupper you know youre only helping out by hating so good job hun
Jass Cat thank you :)
I'd be paranoid af too if I had a stalker of 11 years
I am scared for Tana's life, litterally everytime watching her stories like this I have a 2 sec heart attack
Same
Same. I was watching this thinking what if she did die?
LMAO SAME XD
Watch her be the one to live to 90 years old of age 😂
"im not mother theresa" I DIED😂😂
^^ yo wtf
Rip
the only thing I could focus on this whole vid was her yellow nails lol
you can get yellow nails from painting them so often, tana's a fly bitch i'm sure she gets her nails done a lot.
+3mm4lyn it's nail polish lol
+3mm4lyn no her nail polish is yellow lmao
lmao shit youre right, sorry i'm blind
+3mm4lyn hahah no i understand bc my nails are a bit yellow too from overpainting
I can't wait for that snake-ish fake ass person storytime
OOOOOH THE TWINS
SAME OMG I AM SO EXCITED
Simplynessa duh
It's about the Caci twins and all the shit they did to Suede, and them just being shitty people.
fucking same
Tana you need to move out of vegas jesus
Ikr lol
what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas lmao I live here in Vegas and its crazy u see the weirdest things ! 😂
+gurlforever I've been there and it's pretty crazy and you seem some weird things but.... Let's talk about ny for a second.... It's pretty crazy here where I live 😂
Honestly it's a good life in Canada
+Ashlyn Young Yasssss CanadaXD
i love drunk girls theyre so funny i saw a girl slow dancing with herself and then she shushed a few plants aggressively
tori is thinking she wasn’t drunk she was on shrooms 😂
tori is thinking That’s not a drunk girl… That’s me when I’m hanging out with my friends…
who else wants to see that picture?
Flamingo Williams omg meeeee
Meeeee
someone find it omg omg omg
i wanna see itttt
Tana's storytimes make me so happy I don't have a life or friends.
samee
Same!!!
me too lmao
same ;-;
same xD
Tana would be a great mom
But she says that she hates children?..
Please tell me this is sarcasm.
Tana: C'mon, kids! We're going on a vacation!
Kids: YAY OMG WHERE
Tana: The adoption center!!!
yeah she does hate children lol. at least thats what she says
+TwistedCracker AHAHAGAGAHAH
WTF are american parites, in Europe we gather around a guy whos playing a guitar and all sing along/dance with drinks in our hands that we made ourselves. Ocasionally someone gets too drunk and throws up then goes to sleep.
I never went to a party lol, but from snapchats I see them grinding 😭💀
hahaha yes! exactly! in Ireland that happens here
lmao in denmark everyone gets fucking wasted thoo
that sounds sooooooo boring
but I live in America so I actually live an interesting life
If we were friends I would literally just make you sit and tell me stories every time we hung out
"I was fucking sucking my own cock for 30 seconds"
😭😭😭 OMFG
Thanks for sharing that cause we all wanted to hear that like wtf how old r u really some girls need to learn some things r better off staying to ur self
+Callista Todd tana said that in the video he or she was just saying it again because they found it funny
+Callista Todd go find ys a life
+Callista Todd you're an idiot.
Callista Todd, are you kidding?
This lasagna... It's almost as if
SOMEONE IS TRYING TO ROOFIE ME
Those are the last laughs we'll be getting from Tana Mongeau.
RIP SWEET TANNIE 1998-2016
+Elation: She might have been shot but she won't be dying ever again. She died back in the 1930s in Australia and has been feeding off Tanamins in America ever since her coffin was brought over here in the 1950s. She'll be back once the repairs to the body are made. Isabully has some work to do though. I heard it was two shots to the head. YIKES!!
+Barackus Obamacus she is alive...
IS THAT YELLOW NAIL POLISH OR DID U JUST EAT A BAG OF CHEETOS?
OH SHIT BRO
I live for tanas stories 🙌🏼
Same.
Yass
fuck yess
Same
FUCKING SAME
I want to see the pic that the girl took with tana
This video has convinced my this has happened to me.
omg I love ur videos!
OMG I love your videos!!! ❤️
Omg hi Jen!
HELLOOOOOO :)
Your vids are bae❤️
TANAS LIFE IS SO EVENTFUL & CRAZY OMG 😂
it sure is lmao
DANILE I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS. theyre funny af :D
Am I the only one who wants to have tana's situations????!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!
+The simple Arpop A some situations I would refrain from but others sound so fun
I feel like life throws this shit at her so she make great CZcams videos 😂😂
HAHAHAH I WANTED TO HEAR THIS STORY SO BAD EVER SINCE THE SNAPCHATS
SAME
same
WHATS HER SNAPCHAT
OMG ME TOO
SAMESAMESAMESAME
If a random guy puts his hand on me he's gonna turn into a tree.
is it just me or does Tana talk super fast in this video? hahah
She was paranoid and her camera didnt have battery
she always talks fast
+Georgia Rodgers yeah
So said in the beginning that it had just happened so her adrenaline was probably making her talk faster. I know I get all flabbergasted when I'm worked up lol
it was cause her camera was almost out of battery
Can she make a fucking video about your "first love" like shit you've talked about him way to much to not make a video about him
She did
+Mya Musgrove ʝ no she hasn't
she said shes going to eventually but i hope thats soon
+Mikayla Eneria yay an arianator!!!!! Me too
Hold on , wouldn't he have your condo number to call you through the speaker phone thingy? (Not sure how things work over the pond 😁😁)
omg you are right omg omg TANA PLEASE SEE THIS AND BE SAFE
Wtf is "over the pond" 😂
TANA PLS READ WHAT HE SAID
from the UK
touche!!!!!!!!!
"It's acid and he wants me to trip balls" I literally almost choked on a tortilla chip
Sarah Johnson like plain chips....
Sarah Johnson 🤮🤮🤮🤮
When you said blue bandana and blue shoes I thought crips 😂😂😂
Sameeeeeeee😂😂
same
+Erin McDonaugh |-/
I THOUGHT THAT TOO AHAHAHAHA
SAAME
I
Love
Tanas
Personality
Love
You
TANA WORK IT
GUYS Y DOID TANA DISABLE THE COMMENTS FROM HER CONSPIRACY VID
ITS NOT MAGIC MIRROR ITS MIRROR MIRROR
Zayeem101 Rahman ok
Tana please write a heart on your hand next video if you're in danger..
It's to late you can't save her now..
Shes lookng at something in the background in her thumbnail! We gotta save her.
She's fine chill damn 😒
😂😂 chill...
Me when i said i was joking but k. I have no idea what you said.
Your life is a survival game
lol, true"story"!!!!!
okay so Tana's hair on the left side was behind her back and I started to see that she would look so good with short hair!! reply if you agree!
Yeah I agree
+missmaiya28 saw it too YASS
Yeah!
I agree but I love her long hair
I literally thought this the entire time!!! I reckon later when she done with the long hair that short length would be 👌🏼👌🏼
This is why i live in Canada
Same
Lol same
yup me too
It can happen everywhere
haha same
Ok, but for everyone out there, if you know and you physically saw someone get roofied or something like that, even if you are just suspicious, quitely go up to the person, tell them what happened, and see that they get home safely. You could literally save someone's life.
lmao I wanna see the picture she took with the fan. Literally cracked the fuck up when she said that part of the story.
"2013 tana would've drank from that bottle"
Bitch you were 15 what kind of life did you have lmaooo
also, you forgot to put the snapchats at the end of the video :(
she lives in las vegas....
you'd be surprised on how many 13+ year old drink now of days.
I think she's even said that she didn't make the smartest choices as a kid. But anyways why do you care so much? It's not your life and it doesn't affect you
I was going to parties at 13/14, drinking at friend's houses, all that. Lol I had alot more fun drinking underage than I do now legally lol
Honestly a little disappointed you should ALWAYS get involved if you think another girl is gonna get roofied...
+Lili warner it's called being selfless. I would save someone if it means risking my life
+Amira not everyone is a hero like I know it sounds bad but people have families to go back to and wouldn't want to hurt them or make them miss you
Good for you. The rest of us want to live.
Or people should be personally responsible and not take drinks from strangers.
Tana honestly did the most that she could do she let everyone know not to drink the bottle and let everyone go to her house
i died when she said im not mother teresa at 8:00
i mean 8:30
HAHAHA ME TOO
Who's mother teresa
well mother Teresa is a soon to be saint plus she she left her wealthy family to help poor unfortunate kids in Calcutta
girl wtf
Im so glad someone is as paranoid as me. My friends hate it so much, but thankfully they now just find it funny.
Same!
It’s our parents.. ruined our innocence 😆
I CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO SO FAST OMG
ME TOOO
SAMEEEE
sameeeee
+kayla bassett same
+happy stancetwoable ml
wtf??
"They roomier the lasagna" lmfaooo
Roofied** yikes
Ah yes i like my lasagna roomie 😂😂😂
looll yesss
If you listen closely at 0:52 you can hear Tana saying "help me"
Haha no 🙄
BAHAHAHSHSHS
STAHHHPP LMAOOOOOOO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHIBG
omg please don't lol
LMAO IM CryING
"They roofied the lasagna." lol I'm dead😂
I JUST HAD MY GODDAMN APPENDIX REMOVED AND IM WATCHING THIS VIDEO LAUGHING EXTREMELY HARD AND IT HURTS SO BAD IM CRYING
😂😂
The baby noises Tana makes with her fetal twitterLips crack me up: *"BLMBLMBLM... BLMBLMB... BLMBLMBLMBLMB"* A dark side of Mommy is itching to abort little Tannie, so the pale unborn sweetie is *STRUGGLIN* to "matter" more than that to Mommy.
+June Decritual what
+June Decritual what the fuck
This is the best comment I've seen on CZcams lmao I'm so sorry I hope you're okay
"I'm not Mother Teresa" 😂😂
Gosh I miss Tana’s storytimes XD
Who’s is watching her say “I don’t drink” in 2019😂😂😂
This video just confirms that I am never leaving my house...like ever
Christina S. I wasn't gonna leave my house anyway 😂😂😂
Now you can’t anyways sooo
You almost got roofied AND shot?! I cannot relate..
hahaha right?
It was very satisfying being the 100 like
Tana getting torn to pieces without drugs to lessen the pain..Now there is a video idea.
*"THE ULTIMATE UBER FROM HELL NO CLICKBAIT"*
...superseding Tana's womb...
Barackus Obamacus Well Tana is going to get what is coming to her. Karma much like Tana is a bitch.
I’m on a Tana binge, healing the teen in me who is finally going to not only see Tana on her podcast tour, BUT WILL GET TO MEET HER!😭🫶🏻 love love love
Tana the stress of your mortality is giving me wrinkles girl please
omf same
Amen
My favorite thing is getting a cîroc ad before a Tana video 😂
the ciroc was water
IM NOT MOTHER TERESA OMG HAHAHAH
where'd you get that picture?
As someone from Canada, holy shit guns in the US are ridiculous, how do people pull out guns and get shot this often :o
Because people are stupid
Because you can just go into a sporting good store and buy an assault rifle. I'm saying that and I'm in jersey(which is like a shit show)
They are really easy to buy , anyone can buy them and the bullets , and mostly kids in gangs have them and use them . and a lot of times when things like this happen guns are pulled and shot off and many people are hit and hurt / killed. its really sad and ive seen it happen a lot and its honestly the most scary thing ever to happen or see. and honestly a lot of time they are pulled out during fights and then just shot off into crowds of people at party's etc. but a lot of times it's because people are doing / acting really dumb
Fellow Canadian 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
the guns aren't the problem, the people are.
No one:
Literally NO ONE:
Tana: “i literally have goosebumps look*holds arm to camera*”
"I don't drink"
Tana 2020: so today I'm going to be black out drunk while trying this tiktok hacks
I saw you and Sarah on snap. I'm not a dumb bitch.. DID YOU GUYS COLLAB OR NAH?? THE WAIT IS KILLING ME TANA.
SAME
SAME OMG
YES OMG
omg yeah me 2 THEY ARE MY TWO FAVES LITERALLY 😫😫 I hope they colab
***** yes daddy baska!!
Still waiting for the Rodger freaking story!!!
Same lol
And the austin one
+Kathryn Britton Yes!
Yes bitch me too
same!!!!! ANY DAY NOW TANA 😀😀😀😀
GURL I VOLUNTEER TO BE YOUR PERSONAL BOFY GUARD CUZ I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU BEING IN DANGER I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH
*body
bofy guard lol
ILL GUARD WITH YA
I'll be one of her body guards too 👌🏼🤘🏼
Damn I miss this tana
2022… tanas old storytimes are my comfort show
theY ROOFIED THIS LASAGNA
I CHOked
+Ryan Wells lmfao
+Ryan Wells lmfao
"go out with like 15 friends" are you trying to brag Tana or nah
IM A GIRL AND I HAVE MANY FRIENDS!!!
thx? and i was joking
i mean shes telling the exact story how it is so like if she was" like go out with 4 friends" and she didnt say 14 friends and maybe those friends who saw the video like "bro uh"
this is why I don't do anything bc I live in Vegas and these ppl are crazy af
Omg same, LV is my hometown and then people ask "how crazy is your life" lmao my life isn't interesting cause I feel like everything in my OWN BIRTHPLACE is shady.
Samee
Tana, you don't need to put no clickbait in your title because you're true viewers, like me, would never expect less! I come from snapchat too so i saw your true reaction and it was amazing 😂
#dirtydoorviewer
+Andysaur what's her Snapchat?
wrong "your"
I lived in a super dangerous city.Like, my school had a lockdown because a guy was walking around town with a rifle so I'm SUPER paranoid about EVERYTHING
fuck me up bitch im here for dis
HI MIAAAAA I'm in love with your story times😂 big fannn 💞💞💞💞💞
OMG MIA ILY
Just got done watching your video lmaoo
Omg gurl !! You are amazing💯😍 I love your channel
OMG I FUCKING LUV YOU
This is why I never go out. Everyone is fucking stupid. And it's never ever worth it. It's good to be paranoid to some extent because in situations like tat it gets your ass and a lot of other people saved.
Same girl. Same
But it's not like this shit happens a lot. Live your life and if u don't do anything bad than nothing bad will happen to you.
17 minutes long I went to chipotle and got a burrito for this shit😂
Was it vegan?
+Suve Viria why the fuck do you care? 😂
+Suve Viria Honey, please lmao
I went to Popeyes and McDonald's lmao
I cooked some potatos
I can't wait for the Caci twins storytime that you were talking about on snapchat!!
SAME
IS THAT WHO SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT LOL IM SO DUMB
OMG ME TOOOOO
What did they do??
+erica laurin what happened ?
I SAW THE SNAPCHAT FOR THIS STORYTIME😂😂
💖💞❤👽👽Love you TANAAAAA👅👅👅
what her snap?
+Juliana Abigail tanamongeau1
ME TOO I WAS LIKE I AM SO COOL
Bronze Cupz same😂😂
Tana the type to have a guy with a gun after her and still stop to take a picture with a fan.... um what an icon👏
"THEY ROOFIED THIS LASAGNA" BYE MY SOUL HAS LEFT MY BODY
"Mr. Crabs Meme" bahahaha
Roofied lasagna. Omg haha ha
Your life is so crazy Tana, I hope you make it to the day you're 28 years old
halsey ?
+fluffy dinocorn yea that too but actually dying at the age of 27 is literally a thing I'm serious google this: 27 club
HALSEY!!!!!
AYE HALSEY
Colors!
Your lighting is switching from cool time and yellow-ishhhh. I like the cool tone one better. Love you Tana😘 (in a normal CZcams, fan way) 🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃
Anyone else see this on snapchat first tho?
What's her snapchat?
+Carmen Perez it's in her description:))
+JJ Campbell ok thanks
+Carmen Perez gawd that was fast!not even 15 seconds passed
+JJ Campbell 😂😂
6"4 is it Jared Padalecki 😂😂😂
From supernatural ❤️❤️❤️
SPN IS MY FANDOM LETS GO
(Whispers) And Gilmore girls
+Aria Lisslo OMF YES
MSHCJDDNN JARED
Omg yesss ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️😂
This was one of her best told stories, hands down. Hilarious hahaha.
It is sad that people even have to be worried about any of that, or really saddens me that people would even have to worry about that and I just hate the world sometimes
I said the same thing twice sorry
Dude that is really sad
I SAID FUCK IT AND DROPPED EVERYTHING JUST TO WATCH THIS VIDEO
lol
haha yasss
sammee
Same
"it's my vocabulary.....VEGAS......" LMFAO I love Tana.
I too am a very paranoid person...
Same
Same
I'm social media paranoid and my boyfriend thinks I need to relax 😂
"they roofied this lasagna" made me crack up omg