Vlog Channel! / officiallynerdcubed My Twitter! / dannerdcubed My Webcomic! nerdcubed.co.uk/ They gave me the power of a god and what did I do? Played space billiards. #YOLO Game Link: universesandbox...
Nobody Important I would know that if I watched all of his videos. But alas I am busy procrastinating elsewhere. I am glad you two are on point, taking up the thankless deed of completely ignoring what is said and only focusing on one word of the whole joke. You are an ever watchful knight in a dirty, corrupt, villainous world. I don't know what we would do without you.
him saying hello procrastinators is a joke and i dont watch all of his videos...hell i havent watched more then half of his videos and i still know he says hello procrastinators
14:27 "Is he doing what I think he's doing?" "Why, what do you think he's doing?" "Playing pool with planets." well done to anyone who get's the reference.
One time I clicked the Sun and set the dust fragments after the explosion to 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 and blew it up. My game saved and crashed a split second before each other. I loaded the simulation back up, and the entire thing was just bright lights and my graphics card went WTF8RYRUUHTHUHRU4U48U74649554765565645544665 Explosion and crapped everywhere in storage.
So here's a physics lesson: a lightyear is the distance equal to the distance light travels in a year, hence the name. Light travels at 3,000,000 meters per second, and one lightyear is approximate to 16 trillion meters, or 3 trillion miles. Take note that in Prometheus, they are THIRTY-FIVE LIGHTYEARS away, and they say they're half a billion miles from Earth. They would actually be around 9 times the distance between Earth and Proxima Centauri, which is about 4 lightyears away. Don't you love science?
The good thing about being a super ultra famous scientist is being able to tell idiots ANYTHING AND THEY WILL BELIEVE IT AS FACT. "The sun is made of chocolate!" ~ The Scientist "I want to eat it!" ~ The Idiot
Btw, for those of you who are wondering; The earth spins on its axis at roughly 29.4 Kilometers per second, which is about 18.26 miles per second, and 1096.09 miles per hour.
For those wondering, 35 lightyears is about 331,118,494,000,000km, or three hundred and thirty-one trillion, one hundred and eighteen billion, four hundred and ninety-four million kilometres.
Play universe sandbox 2 dan if you colide things you have it look realistic and like fragments fall off of them and and like earth it like dries up the ocean so you want to get rid of oceans by a nother way and crash like venus at it and at the speed of light PLAY UNIVERSE SAND BOX
The intro just sold the game. AND NOW FOR A LITTLE AUTOCORRECT SONG!!!! The fact I can get it right away with the best of the day before my birthday eyes out and the rest first time !
Weird thing to happen on 10:40 because scientists predict that when the Milky way and the Andromeda galaxies collide in a few billion years that they will not destroy each other but form a larger galaxy called the Milkydromeda.
Saying orbiting is falling forever is like saying when you throw a ball up in the air that it's falling all the way up and all the way down. It's only half true.
I'm sending this message from the 15th Century, and probably by the time you read this message. I would have been burnt at the stake for being a male witch for having access to this technology which would be regarded as Magic by the cruel bastards of this era.
Jaden K. Johnson space science? no such thing o.o science and space intertwine do you mean physics? oor what. because the term space science isn't real ,
This video was posted on my eleventh birthday, and I remember watching it. Seven years on this channel and still watching. Cheers mate. Love from the US of A. 💙
I live in Australia and I can confirm that Venus was eaten by one of our spiders. It now had a health bar permanently floating above it's head.
This video originally convinced me to get Universe Sandbox. Probably the most influential video I've ever watched on CZcams.
It's incredibly interesting how a single upload of a video can completely change the life of someone who wasn't even involved in the creation
"Hello you procrastinators!" ... I look over to my other monitor with has a half finished power point... "Shut up you don't know me!"
xJoker2014x its not hello you procrastinators its just hello procrastinators
Hoxton Damn, you really got me dude. I could have made a total ass of myself if you had not corrected me. The world thanks you.
xJoker2014x It's pretty obvious. NerdCubed says the same thing every video.
Nobody Important I would know that if I watched all of his videos. But alas I am busy procrastinating elsewhere. I am glad you two are on point, taking up the thankless deed of completely ignoring what is said and only focusing on one word of the whole joke. You are an ever watchful knight in a dirty, corrupt, villainous world. I don't know what we would do without you.
him saying hello procrastinators is a joke and i dont watch all of his videos...hell i havent watched more then half of his videos and i still know he says hello procrastinators
oh the memories, from when Dans computer wasa a jet engine
WHAT I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF THE JET OUTSIDE wait the videos done and the jets gone......Science!!!!!!!!
+LFM Tech ikr
oh man thiz is a blast from the past
I always thought he was playing on a plane lmao
Reminds me of my almost decade old PS3 that gets pretty loud when playing games.
The improvement between this and universe sandbox 2 is literally staggering.
14:27
"Is he doing what I think he's doing?"
"Why, what do you think he's doing?"
"Playing pool with planets."
well done to anyone who get's the reference.
Well we know what's been eaten last. I can't stand pot noodles.
I'm not pished!
No, you got it wrong. Asteroids hitting the Earth would only be a Sci-Fi movie if they were all headed for some big state in the USA.
Or New York.
TorchyTehPyro - PC Game and Talk Shows! Yes
Flying Sock Zombie Because ,as we all know, everything bad happens to New York.
TorchyTehPyro - PC Game and Talk Shows! NEW YORK IS IN THE USA YOU STUPID DOOOG
Dutch Gaming New York is the USA
The USE is the Earth
New york is Earth
1:09 Jesus Christ I almost died of laughter
I had no idea Dan lived on mars.
Why do you think he has a Mars accent?
I live on Venus.
I'm on #1 at 1st avenue, Venusian City... population 1.
in case anyone wants to come visit me or send mail.
The Arctic Gamer did u get my parcel the return address was 5 Saturn ave satuturn
Liam Lewis
Oh yeah, thanks.
Love those chocolate bars from Saturn's 4th ring.
when was this a doubt that he lived on mars where else would dan live its dan for god sake
Do a live stream of watching the galaxies crash in real time
That would take forever to happen.
It takes around a few billion years for galaxys to hit another. Therefore, If he lives streams by the time they colide we all wound be here.
5:45, that's no big deal. Venus crashing into Australia, the worlds fine. LOL
We hate you all.
lol
Eh, its just Australia. No loss.
Good job, now they probably banned this game in Australia too
Now Australia has banned CZcams. Good job people cops are coming to my door right now.
Loved the way he said tada at 12:49
One time I clicked the Sun and set the dust fragments after the explosion to 55555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555555 and blew it up. My game saved and crashed a split second before each other. I loaded the simulation back up, and the entire thing was just bright lights and my graphics card went WTF8RYRUUHTHUHRU4U48U74649554765565645544665 Explosion and crapped everywhere in storage.
THE GODS WAtCH YOU you they watch you be careful
thank you for deleting Pluto and causing my subsequent laughter to wake up my roommates at 4 in the morning
14:37 I'd forgotten that Dan hid Steam keys in his videos for a bit.
watching this 2 years late
*i cri evry tim*
Same...
Loh Jia Hung Watching this three years late...
T-Bone Malone Close enough
Loh Jia Hung that's no excuse not to spell
Loh Jia Hung I am sorry I did not mean that
So here's a physics lesson: a lightyear is the distance equal to the distance light travels in a year, hence the name. Light travels at 3,000,000 meters per second, and one lightyear is approximate to 16 trillion meters, or 3 trillion miles. Take note that in Prometheus, they are THIRTY-FIVE LIGHTYEARS away, and they say they're half a billion miles from Earth. They would actually be around 9 times the distance between Earth and Proxima Centauri, which is about 4 lightyears away. Don't you love science?
those galaxies crashing were beautiful
Looks better in US2
So, 35 light years is actually around 200000000000000 miles. Just a tad over half a billion.
Smart arse
Well 200 Billionen in German...
2.058e+14 milesis crazy
Just a tad... yes, a tad
Serious review of this game: a fun science sim of space. Be a god. Do whatever. I highly recommend it. 9.7/10
10/9.7*
Ain't nobody got time for that!
14:50 to 15:37 - Go home Earth, you're drunk!
That teapots scene made me spit my drink XD
This man was apart of my childhood man the memories
"LINK SAVE US!!!"
2 seconds later
"LINK YOU SUCK" XD
The good thing about being a super ultra famous scientist is being able to tell idiots ANYTHING AND THEY WILL BELIEVE IT AS FACT. "The sun is made of chocolate!" ~ The Scientist "I want to eat it!" ~ The Idiot
Highway So true
A muffin Can we not start a religion war, I don't want my notifications full of this..
A muffin A War may start. What have we done?
A muffin Dang it.
BLU Scout You are completely wrong, all of your opinions suck and the universe is a lie. Trust me, I am a whale biologist
Btw, for those of you who are wondering; The earth spins on its axis at roughly 29.4 Kilometers per second, which is about 18.26 miles per second, and 1096.09 miles per hour.
Your choice m8
venus just crashed into australia
At least it wasn't Uranus.
***** Nothing is wrong about that, it probably killed some spiders.
NO MARS NOOO! i live above venus now, it's nice there. It's tropical there.
SidTheEpic
And humans
***** haha uranus!
Then I got killed if it landed in Sydney.
That one-liner at the VERY VERY end of the video was hilarious
OOH, meaning of life!
If Venus crashed into Australia, how am i still alive? DUM DUM DUM!!
because you're not in Australia anymore. YOU'RE IN VENUS !!!
----)Hipster Walrus Gaming(---- DUM DUM DUM !!!!!!
Waldo Felix Oh my god....
Im gonna crash into Uranus
----)Hipster Walrus Gaming(---- Plot Twist: The Solar System doesn't exist, It was all a dream.
that moment when you watch a 3 year old video and annotations tell you too be faster
flamingpotatoes That profile picture is perfect xD
MCWarriorDemago
thanks i took it last month at my friends house, lol.
flamingpotatoes i know!
Nice touch with the Space core at the beginning.
Where am I, guess guess , I'm in spaaaaaaaaaacce!
It's Guys, Guys, I'm in space.
this is on sale for $3.59 on steam
Tomantra Is it still on sale?
Roland Deschain I dout the game was on sale for 4 years
Never know.
@@KitchenSinkSoup is it still on sale?
@@My_Lyfe Yeah, only for £15 though
All the sports balls lived in peace and harmony in space...
... but everything changed when the teapots attacked.
lol
"Colour in all of space, go!" Lol
I just picked up Goat Simulator and only now I learn about this... so many simulators, so little time. :/
yeah. its "almost" the same right so who bothers..
nothing to see here :)
Goat sim is not a simulator.
When teapots attack sounds like the most british film ever
Um yeah, well Im watching 2 years in the future! The codes are fucked into space by now!
XD,same fucking here bro
Brownfacechicken almost 3 years for me :D
Im watching 3 years in the future beat that
Brownfacechicken They've all been used?
patrick powell 3 YEARS!!! and six days!!!
For those wondering, 35 lightyears is about 331,118,494,000,000km, or three hundred and thirty-one trillion, one hundred and eighteen billion, four hundred and ninety-four million kilometres.
Your smart much too.
+Savannah Gallagher (Savannahkat14aj) is that good or bad
Faheem usmi i dont know.... i think good
+Gondamar Or 205,800,000,000,000/ two hundred five trillion eight hundred billion miles.
that deleted pluto joke was awesome! XD
The true apocalypse will either be an asteroid, black hole, a dying star, or, the suuuun. DUN DUN DUN. Or the super volcano at Yellowstone.
Studied astro physics , calls our solar system a galaxy
He probably studied astrology amirightguys
9 years later I’m gunna try get one of the codes
Update: none of them work
My guts...they hurt...the laughter...
1: this is how our new galaxy will be made 2: Earth will be unscaved by this
the deleting Pluto part was funny.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! I love portal 2~
nice
LemonsAndAnime Rule Longest conversation ever.
me to
whats with the codes
Based on the math, 35 light years is over 205,800,000,000,000 miles away, more than 411, 600 times greater than what was quoted in Prometheus.
Did he call Our Solar System a Galaxy a few times?
No, when he said 'our galaxy' he meant the Milky Way.
Anudeep K Thats a small galaxy
Play universe sandbox 2 dan if you colide things you have it look realistic and like fragments fall off of them and and like earth it like dries up the ocean so you want to get rid of oceans by a nother way and crash like venus at it and at the speed of light PLAY UNIVERSE SAND BOX
2 sorry
Bryce King You can edit your comment
***** Didn't know that sorry lol
Hey, I'm using internet explorer, but congrats on 1k views!
In conclusion, DON'T USE INTERNET EXPLORER! OR MICROSOFT EDGE!
+DAPS3MAN I used Edge... to download Chrome :D
+KirbyMario12345 touché
+KirbyMario12345 UR GTTIN' SPYD'
+DAPS3MAN IE is good, I use that, chrome and Firefox lags on my pc, maybe my laptop does not like them
What's wrong with edge?
The intro just sold the game. AND NOW FOR A LITTLE AUTOCORRECT SONG!!!!
The fact I can get it right away with the best of the day before my birthday eyes out and the rest first time !
35 light-years is 2.058 x 10^14 miles, so 205,800,000,000,000 miles. Not half a billion.
Being watching nerd for 4 years
alex purvis His name is Dan.
i know
This was 10 years ago...
1:09
Aw Pluto no, I love Pluto
He's so small and has a heart on it
Pluto is just too cute to be a planet
We are going to launch Pluto into Uranus
Badum tsssssss
кαωιι ϲհɑղ oh my gosh lol
It's pronunciation is "your in us" lol 69 joke
+Yori Kawashima PLuto SpaceCraft
+The1080pGamer huehuehue
People think asteroids will end the world THE APOCOLYPSE IS NERD 3 IS THE APOCOLYPSE WHITH HIS TEA POTS
*with sowee grammar nazis
I lost it when he deleted pluto
10:54 Just like the Galaxys are about to crash and its just like "Fraps has stopped responding"
I want it.
Torrent it...
SCWIC ^_^
MLGHendy day not nice :c
***** dude, in this economy it is a lot.
xbon1 No it isn't, trust me.
no wonder it's so hot in Australia cause Venus crashed into it
And that's why there is so many evil spiders in Australia, there actually evil aliens.
… from Venus.
Play Universe Sandbox 2!
He did. Watch it.
+Arty Ivanenko lol
PantherGamez *Lol.*
You're all lol's and i'm a lawl because lol's suck.
Laughing at windy Levels?
Weird thing to happen on 10:40 because scientists predict that when the Milky way and the Andromeda galaxies collide in a few billion years that they will not destroy each other but form a larger galaxy called the Milkydromeda.
i wish the universe was soccerballs and teapots! XD
you can do that when your a sleep
lazyy pony hmmmm no i can't, i don;t dream...ever
oooooooooooooooooooooo
Cool
Lol
*Football.
You would be a good dalek
X-termanate
Space actually scares me because it's infinite. What if you get lost?
***** THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM!
well first of all don't be an astronaut
GrassblockProductions Screw the astronauts, become a Space Engineer.
Cteklite They have licenses to crash spaceships
MrPagwon I have a licence to blow up everything.
"...and I made a bowling ball!" I lost it.
i am waching this in 2015 so :O
Amulet Me too
What's with all the codes going on in the middle of the video in the corners and stuff?
+cooljoesno Obviously xD
poop
Where's my home planet, Gallifrey? :-(
Lost someway locked in time and space. Whovian away!
I have my butterfly fly on
Time lord!!!!! -set location near him-
Galifrey is looooonnnngggg gone
In a pocket universe
2:16 possibly the most vague description of orbit I've ever heard in my life
I finally know what the intro voice is =P
challenge: play this in real time and watch the galaxies crash
Johiah plays games thar would be a hundred million year long video.
Tom Lonergan worth it
The voice from one of the heads you put on wheatly on portal 2
Brandon Marr
SPOILER!!
YOU SUCK LINK!!!"
-Nerd Cubed, 2012
noooo pluto!!!!!!!!!! why did you remove it why!!!!
Love the beginning; "Grandma! Guess! Guessguessguess! I'm in space."
its dat portal 2 stuff
Nerd³
yes?
Did anyone try to scratch that spider?
make a SUPERSUN (SUPER SIZE)
Hey baby boy I got plants vs aliens.
cool cool...
:)
plzz
Plants vs Aliens? They have to fight the zombies, but aliens too?!
0:57 I was eating a carrot then
I am now not, for a little bit
Lucky Kitten Cat oh yeah it was great (for some reason, I started on a German keyboard) how'd you like the video
Saying orbiting is falling forever is like saying when you throw a ball up in the air that it's falling all the way up and all the way down. It's only half true.
Play Universe Sandbox 2
The good days of Nerd3 :l
he's still good
Not as good...
Laserwisp thats because he is stuck moving unless you mean the comments
Bushman Savage you are officially the stupidest person i've ever seen... congrats! :)
Vincent Borsum why? because i don't share the same opinion as you?
11:23 did any one see the coding? that said FRZ2E-CPLM7-JAB6F-D5EHR-Y42?Q
14:40 MOAR CODING BUT THIS TIME ITS UPSIDE DOWN
explain plis
yes we want an explanation what is this coding for? TELL US!!
Watch whole video
The codes were for 5 steam games, and the ? was a hidden letter.
this dude has been cranking out bangers since I was a kid, damn 😭
I'm sending this message from the 15th Century, and probably by the time you read this message. I would have been burnt at the stake for being a male witch for having access to this technology which would be regarded as Magic by the cruel bastards of this era.
awww did you have to destroy North America?
Nahben Haben shush up at least he destroyed where you lived
Nahben Haben LOL you mad bro
Nahben Haben no you don't , especially in Space Science, if you know what that is
Jaden K. Johnson space science? no such thing o.o science and space intertwine do you mean physics? oor what. because the term space science isn't real ,
Rob Lamb well what ever
Not gonna say this is the video that started my obsession with Universe Sandbox but ive definitely watched this when i was 8
"Now I'm gonna make it super DENSE...and that's a black hole"😂😂
This video was posted on my eleventh birthday, and I remember watching it. Seven years on this channel and still watching. Cheers mate. Love from the US of A. 💙
i saw it two days after it came out, weird watching it again 7 years and 9 months later....
The pluto thing in the beginning, dude I cried a little xD
omg i can hear us all crying and screaming while you play with our planet! XD LMAO
I love how Dan almost becomes Scott Manley in this video XD
Lol
5:38 "Okay, Venus just crashed into Australia" Lol!
Midnight, raining outside, watching nerd cubed. I am happy. :)
Rain at night is best time and weather.
10 seconds into the intro and already thinking about the annihilation I can create
I absolutely couldn't stop laughing after you deleted Pluto XD
You know, Pluto returned to being one of the planets in the solar system now.
I think a movie about teapot meteors would be a good idea , especially directed by him
Watching this 6 years late, at midnight
Put something with immense density at the center and watch everything combine (the Big Bang in reverse)