Cottonmouth Sweet Talk & Hairy Puccoon Analysis

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  • čas přidán 7. 09. 2024
  • Just what the hell is a Hairy Puccoon anyway?Young Angry Cottonmouths, Tree Snakes, MDA in the longleaf pine forest, and Chamaecyparis thyoides all make an appearance in this focus on more of the cool plants of the Florida Panhandle.
    The end of the video focuses on bright white dunes where we see a dwarfed Magnolia grandiflora and some other sand endemics.
    Lithospermum caroliense,
    Krameria lanceolata,
    Sarracenia leucophylla,
    Tephrosia virginiana,
    Asclepias humistrata,
    Magnolia grandiflora and more
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Komentáře • 99

  • @raybulloch4173
    @raybulloch4173 Před rokem +57

    If that's St. George Island or St. Joe's penninsula towards the end, I've never seen a more beautiful place wasted on worse people.

    • @fuxan
      @fuxan Před rokem

      Thats the sad reality...those who destroy nature hoard what remains and destroy it where they live as well...just not as fast.
      It's totally not cool. Too many people too.

    • @chauncey5962
      @chauncey5962 Před rokem +4

      Precisely

  • @rowdybliss
    @rowdybliss Před rokem +40

    I watch and listen to these videos before bedtime because aggressive discussion of intricate botanical subtleties of natural species relaxes me nice

  • @frankmacleod2565
    @frankmacleod2565 Před rokem +12

    I was at a Mr. Bungle concert in Oakland last week and talked to a dude wearing one of your shirts. He had tie-dyed it, very professional job. Dude offered me a hit of acid, it was awesome.

    • @musicobsessive123
      @musicobsessive123 Před rokem +1

      a mr bungle concert Would be the place to meet someone with a tie dye cpbbd shirt 😂 i fucking love that

  • @Eczilon
    @Eczilon Před rokem +15

    The best part of this channel is that you come for the flora, but stay for the fauna. Something about the way this man interacts with snakes is wholesome yet incredibly crass!

  • @Tom_Alfalfa_Male
    @Tom_Alfalfa_Male Před rokem +10

    I offer you great news: Snakes aren't deaf! That's a myth they've taught in schools for decades. So feel free to tell snakes they're adorable bastards, they'll hear it :-)
    That milkweed has the coolest fucking buds I've ever seen. Looks unreal.

  • @saltator8565
    @saltator8565 Před rokem +6

    Hairy Puccoom is the GOAT for spring prairie flowers. Bumblebees love that stuff.

  • @ronm3245
    @ronm3245 Před rokem +8

    Puccoon comes from the Powhatan poughkone ("red dye").

    • @fuxan
      @fuxan Před rokem +3

      I learned something...thank you kindly

  • @timjozwiak2293
    @timjozwiak2293 Před rokem +8

    I stumbled upon this channel...and glad I did. Tony, you're a crazy S.O.B. ! Your channel is educational and entertaining. Don't change a thing! This world needs more Fuckers like you. You speak your mind and let the cards fall where they may! Keep up the great work

  • @RobertBardos
    @RobertBardos Před rokem +10

    Got my CPBBD stickers in the mail today Tony, just wanted to say thanks and I thought it was cool you hand drew my name in the style of the Hairy Puccoon! Hope all is well my guy. peace and Love from minnesota land

  • @MrSrgdrum
    @MrSrgdrum Před rokem +12

    That's an awesome place Tone. The family and I rented a pontoon boat and pushed up onshore at the very end of St. George Island 2 weeks ago. A PERFECT, deserted, barrier island beach. There were thousands of hermit crabs in the water. A great place to spend 10 hours old boy!

  • @pal98111
    @pal98111 Před rokem +3

    This is paradise to me. I grew vacationing in the panhandle and the unspoiled parts are beautiful.

  • @anaritamartinho1340
    @anaritamartinho1340 Před rokem +8

    20:25 ....the colour of sand is like snow😅...really nice, Drosera in water😅,Magnolia in dunes😅...so many plants living in places that i never imagine😮..the green snake doesn t have choroplasts is awesome😍

    • @fuxan
      @fuxan Před rokem

      I know...the panhandle is so special

  • @thealternative9580
    @thealternative9580 Před rokem +12

    I’m surprised there aren’t more butterflies in these locations. Seems like ideal habitat.

    • @sammygirl6910
      @sammygirl6910 Před rokem +6

      There usually are. Might be too early in the season.

    • @Somethinghumble
      @Somethinghumble Před 9 měsíci +1

      time of day, season, migration and of course extinction rates and habitat loss have all affected this subject.

  • @nicholasagnew2792
    @nicholasagnew2792 Před rokem +2

    Pine is so dang hardy, thick bark to survive fire, capable of long periods with no rain, survives an insane range of temperature...

  • @lovecatspiracy
    @lovecatspiracy Před rokem +3

    Our Puccoons be Fringed up here in NE Arizona

  • @ashleylitebrite6971
    @ashleylitebrite6971 Před rokem +4

    Rough green snake was soooo pretty! Hope little friend got out of the road

  • @chucktaylor4958
    @chucktaylor4958 Před rokem +4

    Great video of a great botanically varied site. Asclepias humistrata was great

  • @katiekane5247
    @katiekane5247 Před rokem +5

    You're as bad as I am. I finally had to wash the gunk off my old vehicle but felt bad for the funnel weaver that lives in the driver's side mirror/door. I've been putting bugs in the web to atone. The Asclepias was an unexpected banger though I do love a hairy puccoon 😊

  • @karmaraver
    @karmaraver Před rokem +1

    Just spent some time botanizing in the Black Hills of South Dakota and learned about the narrow leafed Puccoon. Very cool plant

  • @OperationDarkside
    @OperationDarkside Před rokem +2

    Good thing I have my adhd meds. Wouldn't be able to watch these videos without.

  • @jeffedwards5029
    @jeffedwards5029 Před rokem +1

    I was based in Fort Walton beach I used to love going hiking all over the area and observing the flora and fauna I had never seen living in Illinois.

  • @grannyplants1764
    @grannyplants1764 Před rokem +2

    That Asclepias is wonderful, but the Hydrocotyle bonariensis is something else, I’ve never seen anything like it. Will look it up for more info, like why is it under the sand? And I grow Verbena bonariensis but it is very tall and airy, looks nothing like the Hydrocotyle except maybe the flowers are also in a bunch. And hydro?? Geez, aren’t plants just fascinating 🌱. Last thing, it never ceases to amaze me how the opening shots show an area that does not look all that interesting and then you show so many amazing things …nice lesson there

  • @sammygirl6910
    @sammygirl6910 Před rokem +7

    Woo-hoo, more Florida content!!!

  • @Hallands.
    @Hallands. Před rokem +1

    Ha! You love the plants, I can tell! ❤👍🏼

  • @d.rabbitwhite
    @d.rabbitwhite Před rokem +2

    I think not having rattles make those cottonmouths kinda grumpy. The rattlers seem pretty laid back, rattling and going away if bothered, most of the time (in my experience). The water moccasins, though, have chased me when I bothered them, and I didn't mean to. One chased me right into my gramma's house and barely closed the glass door in time. He sat out the raised up with his big ol head poking the glass at me.
    Lots of comments about the sand looking like snow. We called it sugar sand. It sticks like sugar, not just looking like sugar.

  • @johanneswerner1140
    @johanneswerner1140 Před rokem +1

    Got some new species in my garden. One of them (orlaya grandiflora, an apiacia) even on the red list in my area! Nice.
    And there's a bunch of plants I don't really like, but the butterflies love, so no getting rid of them. Need to kill the "hedge" next and replace with something native. Maybe a prunus spinosa, fruits can be used to infuse alcohol, or make fruit wine, leave some for the birds in winter.

  • @susiefairfield7218
    @susiefairfield7218 Před rokem +2

    Gr8 Vid! Much love from Port Charlotte, Fl & YOu gfy!😅

  • @RiRi9760
    @RiRi9760 Před rokem +1

    I am absolutely delighted by the snek cameo

  • @robbieh9997
    @robbieh9997 Před rokem +3

    Snakes can hear but their ears are under their scales and more primitive than ours

  • @dw2310
    @dw2310 Před rokem +1

    Come down to central Florida scrub lands. Sebring hammock, and lake placid scrub land.

  • @meredithgrubb4497
    @meredithgrubb4497 Před rokem +1

    I have zeFrank and now i have u guys. Cant believe ive been missing out on u guys.

  • @user255
    @user255 Před rokem

    That sand is so white it looks like snow! I have never seen that before.

  • @GcTheHardstyler
    @GcTheHardstyler Před rokem +1

    That was a beautiful snake nice
    (Rough green snake)

  • @musicobsessive123
    @musicobsessive123 Před rokem +1

    that milkweed really was stunning.
    the foliage was more intricate than a lot of the trendy 'Foliage Houseplants' and 'Foliage Garden Plants'... AND the flowers are gorgeous and smell good??
    y'all in the region get on this shit for real

  • @unclefrogy743
    @unclefrogy743 Před rokem +1

    in the first part of the video there were what appeared to be randomly distributed patches or small mounds of "fresh soil" of a distinct light brown color. What was the cause of those patches mice for the snakes or ants?
    another successful trip in the less "showy" parts of our marvelous earth thanks again.

  • @raphlvlogs271
    @raphlvlogs271 Před rokem +1

    drosera is by far the most widespread and successful group of carnivorous plants

  • @user-hk9zy3fw4o
    @user-hk9zy3fw4o Před rokem

    Your best yet. (Some of the places you go are a bit too distant, if beautiful.) I am in Ottawa. Same stuff here. Garlic Mustard is great in stir fry., stews. How to kill plants would be a nice follow up to this. Fire?? (See Alberta.)

  • @Cringeosaurus
    @Cringeosaurus Před rokem +3

    I love getting just past the hideous tourist shit.

  • @artificialecosystems5874

    Nostoc regularly grows in my backyard in Southern BC Canada, i think its super cool! My mom hates it because its slippery haha

  • @BDistoshortforahandle
    @BDistoshortforahandle Před rokem +1

    We got them hoary puccoons too in the mitten

  • @marceloperellobotti9113
    @marceloperellobotti9113 Před rokem +2

    You would love to visit brazilian caatinga

  • @dominicsondrini3099
    @dominicsondrini3099 Před rokem +2

    Yo dude,
    I like your videos so much. It is like the Charles Darwin of Northern America grew up on my block and I just shootin' the shit 'bout them florae and faunae in a super informative and still approachable way. Keep I up smart guy; and see what happens. That was not sarcastic. Please keep it up. And I think you are smart, guy. I bet you blow up in a good just wait and see😅 Dont have me whacked... Ay!

  • @SuperDaveP270
    @SuperDaveP270 Před rokem +1

    16:57 Asclepias humistrata! Still my favorite Milkweed!

  • @Nate770
    @Nate770 Před rokem

    "YOU LIKE THE LONG LEAF PINES? Ah, snakes can't hear, I always forget that" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @durere
    @durere Před rokem +5

    How the hell was this ''uploaded'' 1 minute ago but has 4 weeks old comments?

  • @rhohoho
    @rhohoho Před rokem +1

    That milkweed was a banger!

  • @Bioman97
    @Bioman97 Před 4 měsíci

    Hey Tony, snakes can hear. They have internal ears. I care for quite a few snakes.

  • @SF-cq6bg
    @SF-cq6bg Před rokem

    Get off the road, green snake! Thanks for chasing the dangerous brown one…beautiful!

  • @1Kent
    @1Kent Před rokem +3

    Asclepius l👀ks like it was growing out of a salt dune.

  • @aprilkurtz1589
    @aprilkurtz1589 Před rokem +2

    Hairy Puccon and Hoary Puccoon need to meet each other.

    • @Clam176
      @Clam176 Před rokem +3

      They both grow in michigan. The hairy pucoon grows on the lakeshore dunes, and the hoary pucoon grows in inland sand prairies and similar sites, and also on a few sites on lake michigan with the hairy pucoon :)

  • @Billy420-69
    @Billy420-69 Před rokem +1

    I got some dem hairy puccons growin in da edge my yard.

  • @kevinmccoy3653
    @kevinmccoy3653 Před rokem

    Your vids are both hilarious and crazy informative! If you're in Florida a lot, do you know of Snow Squarestem? I'm looking for seeds with no luck. Thanks!

  • @durere
    @durere Před rokem +1

    That humistrata got a really psychedelic look to it. I imagine that's how flowers tend to look in the dmt realm or what the sht.

  • @user-cv6rl2qy1g
    @user-cv6rl2qy1g Před rokem +1

    Do you think the Resurrection plants, and turtles? Came about during the Permian Extinction event? Idunno? All I know is that I have some clover seed, and I am going to mix it with cow poop, and behoite clay. If I watched "Sports Ball" I would be a pitcher. plant =D

  • @mrln247
    @mrln247 Před rokem

    "Snakes can't hear", made my day.

  • @buzzkitten
    @buzzkitten Před rokem +1

    That milkweed was a stunner!

  • @tornixdm2431
    @tornixdm2431 Před rokem

    9:14 he thinks we don't see him but we see him

  • @sagetmaster4
    @sagetmaster4 Před rokem

    Whoa a woody Solidago, at least it's easy to key out unlike the other goldenRAHDS

  • @j0.ZEF-Who
    @j0.ZEF-Who Před rokem

    where i buy seeds to plant - i gotta go dig dis isH up Tony -!?! - i knew that biss was erika with a k cuz the pungent beer and vomit - haha - lates

  • @Somethinghumble
    @Somethinghumble Před 9 měsíci

    9:26 nice venom sacs, pal

  • @nicholasagnew2792
    @nicholasagnew2792 Před rokem +2

    9:25 No Florida for me thanks

    • @KAMALAsux
      @KAMALAsux Před rokem +1

      We don’t want snowflakes 😅

  • @christinaphx
    @christinaphx Před rokem

    Snakes CAN hear.

  • @gup8175
    @gup8175 Před rokem

    Snakes and hairy P nice

  • @Toddis
    @Toddis Před rokem +1

    Milkweeds look like aliens
    Maybe they are? 🤔

  • @gumb3588
    @gumb3588 Před rokem

    Good buddy I appreciate the living shit outa youse. Hope your chigger bites have ran there course. Also I would love if you included the local common names . It's what I know them as . ❤🙉

  • @AncientCrustacean
    @AncientCrustacean Před rokem

    I was not ready for 4:25

  • @benwinkel
    @benwinkel Před rokem

    Touches the plant and then the ant enters the hand.

  • @robertmcmanus636
    @robertmcmanus636 Před rokem

    I believe the common name for Lithospermum caroliense is HOARY puccoon.

  • @1.4142
    @1.4142 Před rokem

    like snow

  • @DRChupacabrah
    @DRChupacabrah Před rokem

    poikilohydric, nice

  • @stacykrett
    @stacykrett Před rokem

    I'm probably not the first person to say this, buuuut ah, shouldn't the channel name be Crime Pays But Botany Don't?

  • @Heavilymoderated
    @Heavilymoderated Před rokem

    That’s not Nostoc. It’s what’s known as crapvomit.

  • @HumanFellaPerson
    @HumanFellaPerson Před rokem

    I gladly would, you handsome devil 😈

  • @xXScissorHandsXx
    @xXScissorHandsXx Před rokem

    Hey hey hey man why poking it in its loam, they be sensitive bout that 😜

  • @nitahill6951
    @nitahill6951 Před rokem

    Triggered!

  • @alanthecat59
    @alanthecat59 Před rokem

    gotta love creation , kremeria , so hot

  • @sawtoothiandi
    @sawtoothiandi Před rokem

    You use your mouth real pretty...like an inverted dentist..sealin' their lips around doof..

  • @deanwall9291
    @deanwall9291 Před rokem

    That's hoary puccoon, not hairy.

    • @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt  Před rokem +1

      No I call it hairy it sounds better

    • @deanwall9291
      @deanwall9291 Před rokem

      @@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt lol, I like whorey

    • @grannyplants1764
      @grannyplants1764 Před rokem

      The Asclepias is really a beautiful plant, but that Hydrocotyle bonariensis is something else, never seen anything like it, wish more information was given but I’ll look it up. Why is it under the sand? And what does bonariensis mean ( will look up), I grow Verbena bonariensis but it is very tall and aside from the bunching flowers looks nothing like Hydrocotyle. Hmmm hydro but it is under the sand…? geez plants are fascinating! 🌱