My Sharpie Life

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So as an artist I love to work with black Sharpies. I mean I use different colors, I’m not a Sharpie racist.
When you make a mark with a Sharpie it’s a commitment. It’s a marriage. Sharpie strokes are forever!
Recently I was writing on my wall calendar and I dropped the Sharpie on the tile floor and flattened the head. It became a bluntie.
I was about to throw it away but I thought wait - I have a gray streak in my hair and maybe I can draw the gray away?
It actually worked great.
I was so excited my Sharpie found real life utility.
I ran to my wife and showed her my new hair. I told her my Sharpie has real life utility!
She said that’s great now can you draw yourself a real big dick?

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It's funny but that was mean if her to say xP

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