Wheel of Misfortune | Fails Of The Week
Vložit
- čas přidán 22. 09. 2022
- Round and round, down and down! ►►► SUBMIT YOUR VIDEOS! bit.ly/fasubmit
SUBSCRIBE! bit.ly/fasubscribe
Check out FailArmy U!!! • bit.ly/failu
Catch all our shows streaming today!➝www.failarmy.com/pages/watch-...
#failarmy #fails #funny #video #lol #memes #comedy
▼ FOLLOW US FOR MORE FAILS!
➤ Facebook ➝ bit.ly/FAILfacebook
➤ Instagram ➝ bit.ly/FAILinstagram
➤ Snapchat ➝ bit.ly/FAILsnapchat
➤ TikTok ➝ bit.ly/FAILtiktok
➤ Twitter ➝ bit.ly/FALtwitter
FailArmy Merch Store • fail.army/2YU6Ax0
We've got friends in high places! Give them a watch:
People Are Awesome - / peopleareawesome
The Pet Collective - / thepetcollective
This is Happening - / thisishappening
FailArmy is the world’s number one source for epic fail videos and hilarious compilations. We’re powered by fan submissions and feedback from all around the world, with over 30 million fans across digital platforms!
To license any of the videos shown on FailArmy, please visit Jukin Media at bit.ly/jukinlicense. - Zábava
remember kids, if the clip DOESNT say "no one was harmed", everyone involved went to the hospital
Yes
yeah like this 4:44 i think they went to the hospital after this to check brain damaged
Uyyyy
Don’t paint it too black, they only died
No they died
6:33 that one actually made me smile. a fail for sure, she didn't want to get soaked but she did anyways but she kept laughing about it, no one getting hurt or anything bad just an oh shit moment haha.
It actually hurt my brain. How did she survive to adulthood?
@@TreeFreak ... The same way everyone else did
@@grimchan in her case, it was a certifies miracle.
@@TreeFreak Oh come on... like you never had to go back in to the house twice for something as you were leaving? I was in all AP and gifted classes and still have to come back in twice every couple years.
@@latentgamer5762 seriously? That is not what happened in the video. Try again.
If I don't see *NO ONE WAS HARMED* I just assume everyone in that video was harmed horrifically.
They died. Can't be harmed if you're dead lol
“No one was harmed” Don’t tell that to the lawyer representing the woman dragged by the bus.
I was just about to post this same thing, nice one
I think they WERE harmed and the disclaimer is just there to prevent people from crying about it
and most of the time this comes no one was harmed only with car fails....someone hurts themselves badly without a car it doesn't show up no one was harmed :-D
“No one was harmed” pretty sure the lady who got dragged by a bus was probably harmed in some way 🤦♀️
For the FA staff she did it on purpose just to have fun.
Kelly Louise. The lady dragged by the bus would most certainly have had a lot of bruising and at her age that is very dangerous because of the risk of blood clots.
"no one was harmed"
The lady was literally dragged by a bus for at least 50 feet
The bus was not harmed
@@ravanjock youtube can fuck off
@@ravanjock It's utterly ridiculous to think that harm was actually done but putting "no one was harmed" on the screen fixes it!!!!!
They mean "no Juan was harmed." So they're covered, hopefully. 😂
That bus driver deserves a good beating!
"No one was harmed" They clearly were.
They got this all screwed up, it should read ‘No! One was harmed’
I'd rather they said no one was harned as it means we get to see more people get harmed
Honestly, I'm assuming someone died in every clip that DIDN'T specify nobody was harmed. Yes, even the "Ur-Anus" clip at the end xD
They’re not harmed
They’re dead
@@IMatchoNation Indeed.
The one with Murphy and his owner in the rain was precious as can be! 😆 She embraced the moment, and I laughed along with her. I loved her spirit!
"No Murphy!" "Murphy I'm sorry!" 😂
I know the dog could have cared less, he didn't even go to her after her in the end.
4:44 - That couple playing the fan game are the embodiment of everything needed in a life partner! 👍
Priceless!! 🤣
🤣🤣
Is that to say everyone needs a masochist for a life partner? 😅 I mean... she really seemed to enjoy getting hit... and the more direct the hit was, the more she seemed to enjoy it. 😂
@@neutraltral8757 wtf?
That one cracked me up.
The "your anus" kid is a comic genius! He straight faced that like a Pro!
I guess that's because he doesn't know what an anus is yet
Helps to not know what the connotations mean.
We need to change this planet name
It actually means your **s..
@@Boss_Tanaka Nah, I 100% believe that kid is completely innocent, but It's just great that other people get a laugh, and detracts nothing from him being into astronomy and finding his lolly looking like Uranus cool.
3:17 "Who the hell is driving the damn boat?" - The drunken sailor
When you go on a Cruise "Ship" though still call it a boat.
And what do you do with a drunken sailor?
If the clip says "No one was hurt" that means the Failarmy staff personally called each and every person to check on their physical and mental well-being. 💖💖💖
Yeah, they love to post that, even when the person damn near dies and EVERYONE Watching can Clearly See it.... These types of channels are Pure Bullshit.
No
I highly doubt that....unfortunately.
Lol s/he was being sarcastic.
Always funny when people don't understand sarcasm
4:47 water bottle had a 73% headshot rate
what were they even doing
@vincent catalin Meanwhile, the guy was basically using her as a human shield. It wouldn't have enough momentum to hit him effectively after she absorbed the initial impact. Pretty sly on his part if it was intentionally planned. 😏
Probably using aimbot.
person: dies
failarmy: no one was harmed
"Harmed" and "Dies" are Two Different things... You can Die without being harmed.... So....
And NO I am not sticking up for their Bullshit... just making a observation and being a Bit of a ass.... Peace!
Like, the weight lifter at 4:40 perhaps?
@@ravenlorans You can get harmed while dying. You can not get injured when dying though. For example, heart disease.
2:00 Peggy has been planning that maneuver all summer in her quest to get Carlos to notice her as a woman and not just a lawn care client. SUCCESS PEGGY!!!
🤣
This is wholesome.
She got married, you know.....
She's the one, i've been told.
Now she is wearing a band of gold.
Peggy Sue got married not long ago.
My personal opinion: Frankly, my dear, i do not give a rat's bum about it.
She fell for me... and that, kids, is how I met your mother.
2:54 Kid understands that if the batter is hit by a pitch, they immediately get first base for free. No hesitation in that post-concussion run.
I did the same thing in little league. I sucked ass at batting, so if I knew I was gonna get hit, I just took the free base. Took some to the leg, one to the gut, and a few to the head. Until they started using some ball pitching machine instead of a kid from the opposing team.
He actually made a really smart decision. The crown of the head is the strongest and most armored part, unlike the temple or the back of the head. So by letting it hit the crown of his head, he actually minimized his chances of getting a concussion from it. With the helmet, he may not even have had any swelling afterward, just a tender bruised spot.
Someone gets hit by a train
Failarmy staff be like:
*NO ONE WAS HARMED*
[video footage showing masked assailants robbing a bank]
Failarmy: No one was armed
2:21 - touché to the little girl for taking an entire beach to the face, but brushing it off like a boss.
You used touche wrong
6:28 A classic example of Murphy’s First Law.
Why am I obsessed with this 4:44 😂😂😂😂😂
When he said “I just said NO” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Murphy had just the right name for a dog with that owner.
What I wonder is why did she keep running back and forth?
@@roundlakerailfan6853 I think because she forgot her car keys the first time
@@jklmnopski7421 That makes sense.
1:48 Notice the lack of a "No one was harmed disclaimer". That's because the dude who spilled his beer right at the beginning definitely suffered some psychological harm.
The kid in the Batman shirt didn’t seem to care about the damage he caused, just like the real Batman
Yeah like I agree the other kid was in the way but homie was HYPED to whack him
Stone cold. 😆
Batman isn't real
Someone really needs to explain to them the difference between harmed and injured.....
Good Point!
@@oxbloodistasty u don’t know CZcams guidelines do u?
Injured as in stabbed, bleeding or wounded and harmed as in Hit, punched or felled. Ikr
@@RandomCZcamsr99 so you can't get injured from getting hit or punched?
5:10
Poor Betta, that bowl is too small anyway, he was trying to run away.
I look forward to the day where we finally get "EVERYONE WAS HARMED".
1:58 So quick to act & so genuinely compassionate 🤗
4:44 May be the hardest I’ve ever laughed. Absolute gold 😄😄😂
It’s like it had a vendetta 😂
@@timothyward6644 - Fandetta! 😂
She seemed like an excellent sport. Fair play to her 😂
@@peterclarke7240 - Anyone who would set themselves up to play that game, let alone film and upload it, is an excellent sport all around 🙂
😂😂🙈😂
2:10
Batman and Robin's relationship in a nutshell
The guy and the bull was perfectly hilarious, God dammit Frank. Hahaha
His spouse was having none of it, either. "Really?"
FA: "Nobody was harmed"
IM: "You keep using that word... I do not think it means what you think it means."
Inconceivable!
That lawnmower part at 3:25 could 've turned into final destination real quick if there was a person there instead of a car.
That's a Weed Wacker, not a lawn mower
He sent a little pebble...
@@amina_prosper that would be final destination
And that is a weedeater not a lawn mower. Guy should of had is back to the car. That's his pay right there
I LOVE the, "No one was harmed" disclaimers, when CLEARLY someone WAS HARMED!!! 😂🤣 Golden!
0:48 This guy is undaunted. His sportsmanship is great! “FORE!!!” This is a win, not fail!!! 😂 I like his spirit!
2:59 I like how this iconic inscription "No one was harmed" was even added to the video where the cruise ship sailed onto the bridge. I don't even know what's funnier. The fact that the bridge was obviously broken or that someone could really worry about it ?
0:13 cameraman: what the hell is this guy doing
The jeep driver:I'm destroying the road
Just involved in a little hit and run with 3 felony warrants!
Funny how you don't see a single skid mark on the road...
@@kojowiredu he hurt the heart of the road
It's a Jeep thing ... you wouldn't understand
3:34 That's what you get for dying your hair blue.
Yeah, Marge Simpson had it coming!
Took the words right out of my nugget...
Idk why am I feeling like I need to watch fail army at least twice or thrice in a week to make my happy.
ceiling fan clip got me laughing my ass of, needed that! nice weekend all!
No regrets in that batman boy's heart.
For some reason the clip at 6:28 seems so wholesome. Love it!
All these bring joy. I always love getting to dog level and playing with the puppers
2:01
A kid to watch. Clear intent and zero concern/remorse.
2:28 "I just said no" 🤣
2:32
That bottle on the fan😆
Here we go with the disclaimer No one was harmed when some of these people were clearly harmed
Another great compilation. My favorite was the ceiling fan bottle at 4:44. So ridiculous I couldn't stop laughing. I want some of whatever they had...
😂😂😂 I used to take my little cousin’s dolls and throw them at the ceiling fans and launch them around the house, they loved it! I want to try this game with them now that we’re all grown and have our own kids 😂😂😂😂
@@yrandyc11 I feel like a sieker gitetter.
We don´t have a fan!
6:26 is perfect in so many ways.
Ah yes another episode of "No one was hurt - army"
CZcams's policy against videos involving harm to people are automatically contradictory. You see, what one of us has escaped all harm in life? Yet it is the past experiences of life, both beneficial and harmful, that have brought everyone to the point at which they appeared on film. Thus, everyone was harmed in the making of every video. 🧙♂
@@neutraltral8757 Doesn't make sense anyway like wouldn't it be better to disclose who whas injured and how?
More information instead of saying "oh look he fell from the 12th floor straight onto the road and got hit by a car but hey he wasn't harmed"
Young Bruce Wayne on the swing had me crying😂
4:44 - 5:10 might be the funniest thing I've ever seen on FailArmy!
I laughed more at this one that I have in a while.
The bottle on the fan killed me.
Something about seeing a Wheel fall off that just gets me every time 😂
I once saw all four wheels fall off an econo box type car ... no way i could help since i was laughing so hard... besides like 4 guys came rushing out from the tire shop she just left so we know what happened... i still giggle every time i think about it
FailArmy teaches you that people constantly and consistently overestimate the strength of things, including themselves.
1:31 perfect timing. 🤣🤣🤣
What the heck happened on 1:58?! 😳 She hit the pole, the pole hit her, she hit him while the pole hit him and they both hit each other 😳 It all happened so fast.
... and "NO ONE WAS HARMED"... 😳😳😳
7:08 - The dog thinks "Oh boy, it's floor playtime with Mommy! Why doesn't Mommy use her chew toys?"
The water bottle on the fan had me rolling omg 🤣
1:58 that’s the most clownish thing i’ve seen in a long time 😂
4:35 Lmfaooo the way he was pulling on the weights and fell. The only time I’ve seen someone fall sideways like that is in drag. 4:45 was great too the way she kept getting hit and her laugh! 😂🤣
@4:35 was a a-typical syncope, he held the breath totally wrong, and blocked the oxygen supply for the brain for way to long, first he got dizzy and the "jump" is the brain firing to "restart" ... to get totally morbid, you see that when somebody has a terminal head injury in his last moments.
3:00 Captain: "Hi honey. Remember how you were complaining that I am gone for weeks at a time when at work? Well... I have some good news."
4:23 I keep rewatching the dog slide down because it’s both hilarious and terrifying 😂
Oh my God! I think I just wet myself with the bottle on the fan ! 🤣
After many reruns I can not see how that guy damaged that golf club at 6:17
I think he hit the projector hanging from the ceiling
@@pabloinz382 Thank you. Out of view but most likely.
He hit the pillar that's behind him. If he had hit the projector you would have seen the image on the screen move but it didn't. Also, why the hell was the guy using a right hand club but swinging left handed? If there would have been a ball there, it could have gone in any direction depending on where he hit it.
@@ezdupree And how did you see him hit the pillar "behind" him?
@@Dan-oj4iq I used my eyes, you should try it
This was one of the funniest I've seen.
Thanks for the laughs 😂.
That fan game clip made me laugh harder than any other fail army clip ever before 🤣😂🤣
Clearly they do NOT know the meaning of the word harmed.
Guy: Falls 20 feet and lands on directly on head:
Fail Army: **No one was harmed**
The clip with Murphy and his owner was amazing
When an adult face-plants: No one was harmed.
When a child face-plants: *maniacal laughter*
Winners of the that's not my job award goes to all those women who watched one of their own get dragged away by a bus with zero intention of helping
Man: Gets shot 97 times.
FailArmy: "No one was harmed"
6:30 - Damn, Murphy really got hung out to...um...get wet
I love these videos where "No one was harmed" can you start showing us clips where "No one was killed"??
💘 the clip of the two dogs tearing the man's shirt off, LMAO never seen anything like it before. Couldn't tell how fast the skateboarder was going but he had to sustain some kind of road rash
I love how annoyed that lady is that homeboy is getting charged by a goat
I don't think you know what a goat is...
@@taterbeard I was very unsure what animal that was tbh 😆 it doesn't look like a bull, I didn't know cows have horns, and I'm still not convinced this is cattle 🕵🏾♂️ figured I'd just guess because it's a fail video on CZcams!
Goat? 🐐 Where?
Lol this comment has me laughing more than the video.
@@fitforfreelance Yes, male bull cows have horns, but female cows, heifers, do not.
02:12 Wow. Really no empathy for the other kid at all.
sometimes when we are doing work we have an idea to run it in a unique way so we don't get bored. myself included
First video: this is what a hit and run looks like.
The unicycle video?
"NO ONE WAS HARMED." Exactly, I count about fourteen.
No one was charmed
2:53 The kid: This is big brain time…LITERALLY.
I like how slowly but surely FailArmy is creating a whole new meme out of their "no one was harmed" spiel. 😆
People collapsing while lifting weights is very disturbing. Then its followed by people playing with a water bottle attached to a ceiling fan with a string.
Deadlifts can do that, especially if you do it like the guy in the clip. (Note: do not do it like the guy in the clip. He’s just begging for a catastrophic back injury.)
You could save a whole lot of messing about by getting rid of the "No One Was Harmed" consultant!
“ no one was harmed “ I bet the people in these videos would disagree ! 😂😂😂😂
Fail Army's "No one was harmed" = "subject currently alive under medical supervision" XDDDD
0:40--Reason why not to try crappydesign
Everybody: died
Failarmy: no one was harmed
0:13
He's driving to the next workshop
He defintly needs a new Tire.
These fails are the best on the internet. Thanks for this.
1:58 is an absolute classic 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Straight out of a romance novel
Completely agree. I rewound so many times. I needed a good laugh today!
Rest in peace for all the people that didnt get hurt
*no one was harmed* - shows people getting absolutely harmed :D
Alright the dude getting his shirt pulled off by the dogs was funny but the little girl eating Takis was hilarious
3:23 I feel sad for that guy :(
The woman being dragged across the cement:
"Nobody was harmed"
1:58 - she's literally holding her head and moaning... and we get the "no one was harmed"! :))) "No One was harmed" is becoming a trademark for your channel! It's just so funny...
VR headsets and Golf, the gift that keeps on giving
This *No one was harmed* thing is a joke right? An elderly lady being dragged tens of feet through asphalt was CERTAINLY harmed. @0:30 The guy that mountain biker went to flat on a cased landing on his literal back wasn't harmed? I think you are confused in terms of the words "harmed", "dead", "broken ribs" or "paralysis". I know this is being said for the monetization but it simply isn't true.
Suggestion: could you not just put a disclaimer at the start saying nobody was harmed in any video, rather than having one in every video? Feels like it would save time and effort 🤷🏻♂️