7 Cool Zombie Apocalypse Survival Homemade Weapons!

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  • @brendonkennedy3021
    @brendonkennedy3021 Před 9 lety +336

    some of these might actually give a zombie a red spot on its skin.

  • @livetoride3346
    @livetoride3346 Před 8 lety +1129

    He told me not to try this at home so I did it at school

  • @markesguerra1964
    @markesguerra1964 Před 7 lety +63

    "Safety is my first priority dont make me come there and check on you"
    -CRAZYRUSSIANHACKER
    The ending is so funny

  • @just9933
    @just9933 Před 8 lety +188

    I got plants so they can protect me

  • @SamChaneyProductions
    @SamChaneyProductions Před 8 lety +79

    I used to be a crazy hacker like you, until I took a shishkebus to the knee.

  • @Coffee_Beard
    @Coffee_Beard Před 9 lety +182

    Next week on "AMC:s The Walking Dead"; -"CARL! Help me flip over this table! And get the coat hangers, rubber bands and pliers." -
    "But dad... Darryl has a crossbow, and we all have guns, knifes and Michonne even has a sword..."
    -"Don't you talk back to me, son! I saw this on youtube back in the days! This is better than anything!"
    And that will be the end of that series. Zombies takes over the world. Because, yeah, none of these "weapons" would be very effective. Well, maybe if cardboards ever come to life.

    • @sophss
      @sophss Před 9 lety +5

      THIS MADE MY DAY

    • @mrfantasticyellow2471
      @mrfantasticyellow2471 Před 9 lety

      Hahahaha this was funny :p

    • @mrfantasticyellow2471
      @mrfantasticyellow2471 Před 9 lety +2

      Wow someone can't take a joke -_- you must be the fun of the party (sarcasm)

    • @majsiete
      @majsiete Před 9 lety +2

      You forgot the part where they both put on some googles because safety is number one priority

    • @Floppy-penguiN
      @Floppy-penguiN Před 9 lety +1

      simon brigole Wow that's like the best insult I've ever heard.

  • @kanyegrande4312
    @kanyegrande4312 Před 8 lety +214

    I can't come up with a original comment so all got is this:
    This is the ingredients to make cinnamon rolls:
    YEAST MIXTURE
    ⅓ cup very warm water (110-115 degrees like a warm baby bottle)
    1 package active dry yeast (2¼ teaspoons)
    ¼ teaspoon sugar
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    DOUGH MIXTURE
    ½ cup sugar
    ⅓ cup buttermilk (room temperature)
    ½ cup whole milk (room temperature)
    6 tablespoons butter, melted
    2 tablespoons canola oil
    1 tablespoon vanilla extract
    2 eggs, slightly beaten
    1 teaspoon salt
    1 teaspoon baking powder
    4 cups all-purpose flour, sifted (may need more or less)
    FILLING MIXTURE
    1 cup brown sugar
    1 tablespoon cinnamon
    ½ cup butter, melted
    CREAM CHEESE GLAZE
    4 oz. cream cheese, softened
    ¼ cup butter, melted
    2-4 tablespoons milk (may need more or less)
    1½ cups powdered sugar
    ½ teaspoon vanilla extract
    pinch of salt (optional)

  • @Penscrabble
    @Penscrabble Před 8 lety +98

    3:14 how are you even supposed to inflict a bruise with that?! Better of using the pot and bashing it over someones head.

    • @stephyfae
      @stephyfae Před 8 lety +1

      How about I test it out on you without a wall in the way and tell me it doesn't even bruise?

    • @stephyfae
      @stephyfae Před 8 lety +1

      When and where?

    • @Penscrabble
      @Penscrabble Před 8 lety +6

      In your mums bedroom?

    • @turhanuner
      @turhanuner Před 7 lety

      or just throw the ball with your hands

    • @stephyfae
      @stephyfae Před 7 lety

      That would work If you're good at throwing and aiming!

  • @JoannaChatsXthebaelolz
    @JoannaChatsXthebaelolz Před 9 lety +599

    OH NO CALL THE COPS ITS A ZOMBIE
    NO ITS OK (flips over table and gets elastic band with pot)
    BOOM BOOM BOOM (shoots foam balls)
    (Zombie explodes with rainbows)

    • @Martyn3z
      @Martyn3z Před 9 lety +13

      Women imagination ;D

    • @annacatton5929
      @annacatton5929 Před 9 lety +4

      He did say at the start that these were more for hunting small animals for food

    • @JustGracie
      @JustGracie Před 9 lety +1

      That made my day ROTFL

    • @seba6078
      @seba6078 Před 9 lety +7

      I would replac see rainbows with brainbows

    • @ezioaduditori6372
      @ezioaduditori6372 Před 9 lety +1

      Shut up. you get 3 milsubs

  • @qponlj2802
    @qponlj2802 Před 8 lety +42

    If there was a zombie apocalypse, then I guess all I'd need is food, water, a rubber band, and shish kebab sticks :)

    • @michaeldschutte
      @michaeldschutte Před 8 lety +16

      Don't forget balloons mate

    • @amrudevil
      @amrudevil Před 8 lety +1

      don't forget the duct tape

    • @rafaelnoa9593
      @rafaelnoa9593 Před 8 lety

      +JackAttackgaming maybe if you read the title you'll see he thinks this will actually work in a zombie apocalypse

  • @kayvondelarom6120
    @kayvondelarom6120 Před 8 lety +34

    Zombies are surrounding me!! Time to bring out the coathangers

    • @PanPan
      @PanPan Před 8 lety +7

      no bring out the shishkabobs

    • @tr8-tr758
      @tr8-tr758 Před 8 lety +1

      WABER BAND

  • @philipvargas7683
    @philipvargas7683 Před 7 lety +101

    after you shoot the zombie, the zombie will look at you and just smile...hehehe

    • @blackwings2885
      @blackwings2885 Před 7 lety +16

      philip vargas targeting the eye is the best option
      Besides to
      FOR FUCKS SAKE IT SAYS ITS HOMEMADE WEAPONS NOT FULLY AUTOMATIC AK47!!!

    • @paulsabauu5126
      @paulsabauu5126 Před 7 lety +3

      philip vargas LOL

  • @thewolflygamer3840
    @thewolflygamer3840 Před 8 lety +291

    He really doesn't like that box...

  • @bigoof4101
    @bigoof4101 Před 9 lety +59

    The coat hanger that looked like a crossbow was my favourite

  • @evilgenius97
    @evilgenius97 Před 7 lety +72

    I dont think those would hurt a zombie maybe a squirrel

    • @rehan.k45
      @rehan.k45 Před 7 lety +2

      Evil Genius97 shoot one in zombie head

    • @lordkrishnastolemyheart5485
      @lordkrishnastolemyheart5485 Před 7 lety

      If there was a zombie apocalypse you would have to aim for the brain stem and do massive damage to stop the zombie in theory.

    • @pingcrimson2444
      @pingcrimson2444 Před 7 lety +4

      zombies don't have brains, that's why they eat them :/

    • @thelurker5412
      @thelurker5412 Před 7 lety +3

      oOSlimeTimeOo they have brains but rotten ones

    • @beansburg3192
      @beansburg3192 Před 7 lety

      Evil Genius97 well you can use them for food

  • @dscrd1
    @dscrd1 Před 7 lety +14

    When the cardboard zombies come. . I'll be ready.

  • @livesimplyandhumbly
    @livesimplyandhumbly Před 8 lety +23

    Get hammer,stick duck tape anywhere on it. Get rubber band, wrap it around the hammer, anywhere.
    Now just whack your enemy with it.
    Duct tape and rubber band optional.

    • @xxxDarkzSiderxxx
      @xxxDarkzSiderxxx Před 8 lety +5

      I'd use the rubber band and tap so I can swing it like nunchucks

  • @dylanking6960
    @dylanking6960 Před 9 lety +37

    Imagine him trying to defend his house from 100+ zombies with a coat-hanger bow XD

    • @at7487
      @at7487 Před 9 lety +2

      LOL u made my day

    • @CrazyPancakes72
      @CrazyPancakes72 Před 9 lety +6

      Imagine him in the hunger games with his coat hanger bow xD

    • @intoxicraft4683
      @intoxicraft4683 Před 9 lety +6

      Imagine him in coat hanger bow wars with a coat hanger bow xD........

    • @heronwibisono3158
      @heronwibisono3158 Před 9 lety +1

      imagine him facing 100 women with a coat hanger bow

    • @rookie9028
      @rookie9028 Před 10 měsíci

      Russian daryl

  • @zenoheilmann7829
    @zenoheilmann7829 Před 6 lety +4

    Looking at this in 2018 is like stepping in to a timemachine... unbelievable i already watched these videos for 6 years now

  • @ripetoast3647
    @ripetoast3647 Před 7 lety +56

    who else noticed he is not wearing shoes
    *triggers memory's*
    "Safety is number one priority"
    *thinks of how painful stepping on Legos are*

  • @gamerateg
    @gamerateg Před 8 lety +204

    get kitchen knife, duct tape, and a broom stick...tape knife to broom stick... jab people

    • @romero6096
      @romero6096 Před 8 lety +1

      This one weapon is way more useful than the ones he made

    • @smoshcom100
      @smoshcom100 Před 8 lety +2

      Its just better too buy a spear.

    • @gamerateg
      @gamerateg Před 8 lety

      yeah well if you were in a "Zombie apocalypse" situation, that would do.

    • @smoshcom100
      @smoshcom100 Před 8 lety

      Abnorm Ust If you want to die then it will do.

    • @poseidonpwnsall
      @poseidonpwnsall Před 8 lety

      No in dead rising you need to use a machete not a kitchen knife :3

  • @0xxoreozxx094
    @0xxoreozxx094 Před 8 lety +240

    Who needs a gun when you have....COAT HANGERS!!!!

  • @luc1fer373
    @luc1fer373 Před 8 lety +83

    for the bow one i shot it into the roof of my classroom and it took 1.5 years to get it down and it went in almost all the way

  • @moredreamsmorecreams
    @moredreamsmorecreams Před 3 lety +10

    7 years ago me watching this - this is epic
    Me watching now - my whole childhood was a lie

  • @jackasshomey
    @jackasshomey Před 8 lety +38

    1: 4 or 5 butter knifes and ductape makes a shuriken.
    2 : a Metal Spatula and a metal pot lid makes a wonderful short sword and shield
    3: a small round tube any size nail and paper makes a blow dart Roll paper into a cone and put a nail through the tip and push it in the tube you can make these stick about 1 centimeter into wood if you make them correctly
    4: the nitrogen in Common gardening soil can be used to make TNT
    5: anything you can throw a Cup and string and you got yourself a sling
    6: a portable camera with a flash can be made into a limited use tazer just break the light and place the wires about 5mm apart so the electricity arks from the discharge
    7: need quick boxing gloves? take your shoes off
    8: Drano, Ajax and gas have an interesting chemical reaction (i don't advise trying this one unless you know what your doing around chemicals i will not be responsible for any death resulting from idiots trying this you have been warned this is dangerous)
    9: Spray a flammable aerosol into a bottle put the cap on it and stick a firecracker in a hole in the cap u can make this with a pen, this makes a tiny concussion grenade
    10: FUN FACT if you collect enough fire alarms in 1 place you can successfully give yourself radiation poisoning :D
    11: put mustard powder in a cloth and put it over someones mouth and noes (lol idk im just swinging in the dark here idk if this would actually work lol)
    12&13:1 nail. Tape, 2 butter knifes and a metal broomstick you have to take the handle off the end you would use with your hand and measure the distance of the knife handle where the handle ends stick the nail through the broomstick then place the 2 knifes with their blades facing opposite directions so the blades on on either side then stomp the end so the knifes don't move and tape them in place so they for added stability and you have a light Javelin or Spear (it works even better with a bread knife and a normal knife blade if u can find one that will fit otherwise you just run the risk of it falling off if you tape it on the outside tho i guess if the nail was long enough you could just bend it around the handle and if you have one secure it with a pipe clamp or 2 then ductape it but that would be more of a medium spear but it still would be extremely light XD
    14: if you cut 3 CD's out into stars but cut 2 slightly smaller and 1 bigger then glue the smaller ones on the outside of the larger one it re-enforced the middle CD enough for it to be a deadly thrown weapon
    15: a firework wick ,Sharp stuff, a wide metal pipe ,any flammable substance (as-long as its liquid), cling wrap , tape and a cardboard box what your going to want to start with is cutting out perfect circles that match up with the inside of the pipe if you don't have a cutting tool on hand just take the pipe and drive it into the box to make a imprint then turn it a bunch of times until you can lift the box away then take the 2 cardboard circles and wrap them in cling and tape it so it wont move then push 1 of the circles into the pipe about a little under half way have your sharp stuff ready but i found before you pour it in its best to roll up a little piece of cardboard enough that you can fit it in the end your not pouring the shard stuff in so the circle doesn't move , then pour the sharp stuff until its full but not so full you cant cap the end with a piece of cardboard make this one square though so you can fold the edges over and tape them to the pipe once that's done you can remove the holder from the other side after you turn it over and fill the pipe to about the same distance on the other side with the flammable liquid then poke a small hole through the end of the other cardboard circle and push it down in the pipe slowly and carefully until it reaches the liquid (don't push to fast or the pressure will cause the liquid to squish out the other end) once you got it at the liquid put the firework wick in (you can tie and tape a bunch together if its not long enough i say tie cause the wicks must be touching fully for the spark to transfer all the time) once you got that finished and the wick it about an inch past the end of the pipe with the wick in the hole in the middle take the wick and tape it to any place on the outside of the pipe then fill the pipe carefully with the sharp stuff again then where the wick is cut a small slit out in the cardboard square yours gunna put on that end then tape it to the outside of the pipe when your ready to use you just light the wick and roll it in the doorway , more on the complicated side but what do you expect trying to make a pipe-bomb
    i'm just gunna stop at 15 cause i could go on for days

  • @shalkarmuratgali
    @shalkarmuratgali Před 9 lety +227

    I expected better weapons from a russian

    • @herbertthepervert2425
      @herbertthepervert2425 Před 9 lety +20

      Shalkar Muratgali i expected 7 different kinds of Molotov cocktails

    • @codybrown6985
      @codybrown6985 Před 9 lety +7

      ***** well.... Yea lol

    • @ducktective3782
      @ducktective3782 Před 9 lety

      ***** I was expecting that. I no git ):

    • @markshmy6006
      @markshmy6006 Před 9 lety

      We'll he did say when the zombie opocilipse happens so that's all you can do when it happens, and btw in russian

    • @fredericschmid5009
      @fredericschmid5009 Před 9 lety +2

      Shalkar Muratgali SOme of this looks like the things the kid in home alone would use.

  • @mylifeaspotatoc4395
    @mylifeaspotatoc4395 Před 8 lety +8

    "Safety is number one Priority"
    *Puts on sunglasses*
    .-.

  • @mr.baddancer4166
    @mr.baddancer4166 Před 5 lety +9

    Officer: what weapon do you have for saftey????? I have a pistol!!!
    Crazy Russian haccer: i have a table

  • @RobotHunter1234
    @RobotHunter1234 Před 8 lety +109

    *threatens bandit with a balloon slingshot and a nickle*

  • @Hududding
    @Hududding Před 9 lety +23

    These weapons are super effective if the zombies are made of cardboard.

  • @charlieslegs9487
    @charlieslegs9487 Před 5 lety +5

    3:18 Sure. It will do a lot of damage.

  • @JillontheLake
    @JillontheLake Před 6 lety +1

    I can tell this was one of your first videos. You may have a bigger house now but you're the same guy. That's great to see. Keep on keepin' on!

  • @Zenniverse
    @Zenniverse Před 10 lety +194

    Let's be honest, none of these would actual work against a zombie...

    • @kylabear21250
      @kylabear21250 Před 10 lety +9

      It could work against zombies, just increase the size of all the parts.

    • @jagtarsandhu2854
      @jagtarsandhu2854 Před 10 lety +25

      He said in the beginning to use this for hunting small animals
      0:18

    • @XenoDarkS
      @XenoDarkS Před 10 lety +7

      for kill zombie we need just a katana

    • @garrysmodtrolling6592
      @garrysmodtrolling6592 Před 10 lety

      ha owned

    • @adhi9473
      @adhi9473 Před 10 lety +2

      An axe/crowbar will do so

  • @jimmydarrow6671
    @jimmydarrow6671 Před 8 lety +47

    Well you'd be screwed if you didn't have rubber bands.

    • @7reviewsaweek48
      @7reviewsaweek48 Před 8 lety

      ...or rubber anything

    • @kaleykuritz6076
      @kaleykuritz6076 Před 8 lety

      or cobob sticks

    • @danielbandahala2561
      @danielbandahala2561 Před 8 lety +3

      +Jimmy Darrow i'm not even sure if these will be able to kill or hold zombies back.

    • @rurushu8094
      @rurushu8094 Před 8 lety +1

      +Daniel Bandahala (Danielspankin)
      Well he specifically said that you use them to hunt small animals for food.

    • @danielbandahala2561
      @danielbandahala2561 Před 8 lety +1

      Kylo Ren oh I didn't hear him say it, sorry mb.

  • @tat2hoot
    @tat2hoot Před 8 lety +2

    Dude.... you're the best. I found you on here about a week ago. You have my vote for the number 1 CZcams star. Funny, informative.... did l mention funny? Keep it up bro, you're one crazy Russian!

  • @hoodini.k8070
    @hoodini.k8070 Před 7 lety +18

    lol the ending 😂😂😂

    • @xkimahri4
      @xkimahri4 Před 7 lety

      🐵🐵🐵🐵🐵🐯🐯🐯🐯🐽🐼🐗🐻🐱🐗

    • @cackys123
      @cackys123 Před 7 lety +3

      "Safety is number one priority, don't make me come out there and check on you"

  • @Indubitably14
    @Indubitably14 Před 10 lety +58

    "rubbah ben"

    • @CopcntgetR
      @CopcntgetR Před 10 lety +5

      Fuck, now I can't stop rewinding to watch the first 2 over and over again.

    • @franciscopena4154
      @franciscopena4154 Před 10 lety +2

      jajaja

  • @benrubin04
    @benrubin04 Před 9 lety +151

    How To Make A Easily Portable Flamethrower
    1.Take a small squirt gun
    2. Fill squirt gun with gasoline
    3.Take lighter and position flame in front of squirt gun
    4.Pull trigger and me an ultimate pyromaniac

    • @denzelblackman1747
      @denzelblackman1747 Před 9 lety +1

      Cabeno TRP you can also put in rubbing alcohol or napalm for better burn

    • @beastchallenges4151
      @beastchallenges4151 Před 9 lety

      Thats qucik thinking

    • @localstriker4538
      @localstriker4538 Před 9 lety +5

      It seems like a good idea, but use your brain.
      Gas would be precious for car fuel, and also, fire wouldn't do that much other than just burn the zombies, it wouldn't kill them, so unless you have extreme flame thrower precision against the zombies brains than this flamethrower won't be very effective.n

    • @kji8246
      @kji8246 Před 9 lety +16

      Bro, hairspray and lighter

    • @AllenMaZ28
      @AllenMaZ28 Před 9 lety

      Mr.Games FLAMETHROWER'S!!!! ):3

  • @user-uo6fu2ff2f
    @user-uo6fu2ff2f Před 6 lety

    that bow thing was creative nice job mate!

  • @dicedonion8332
    @dicedonion8332 Před 8 lety +3

    "kids dont do this at home" * makes the perfect water balloon launcher *

  • @EleviN_
    @EleviN_ Před 10 lety +34

    Not so sure these things will kill a Zombie

  • @wequak1200
    @wequak1200 Před 9 lety +89

    The last one was my favorite

  • @kurt9364
    @kurt9364 Před 8 lety +6

    this video should be renamed to "weapons that hurt a lot against bare skin"

  • @ko1662
    @ko1662 Před 8 lety

    Awesome! I loved the hand bow and arrow I used to do that except used folded paper nested of a shush kabob stick

  • @MrSlimeySlimer
    @MrSlimeySlimer Před 10 lety +25

    I think throwing kitchen knives is more effective.

  • @ROCKSTAR3291
    @ROCKSTAR3291 Před 10 lety +42

    none of these can shoot through the brain, i'd just grab a kitchen knife.

    • @InsanitysG4ming
      @InsanitysG4ming Před 10 lety

      Stupid idea guns are better if someone had of killed you already

    • @ROCKSTAR3291
      @ROCKSTAR3291 Před 10 lety +18

      can you make a gun out of household items?

    • @InsanitysG4ming
      @InsanitysG4ming Před 10 lety +1

      Actually I can dumbass

    • @ROCKSTAR3291
      @ROCKSTAR3291 Před 10 lety +52

      how? ask your mom to buy you one? lol, you're just a fucking kid, go play your xbox ok.

  • @maxmacklin2666
    @maxmacklin2666 Před 7 lety +44

    His accent is so awesome

  • @richardsholahuddin5888

    the weapon that u make with a hanger like a bow , PRETTY AWESOME DUDE THUMPS UP MANNNNNNN !!!!!!

  • @coyotesawyer6995
    @coyotesawyer6995 Před 8 lety +48

    The table one can be a dog toy launcher

  • @mickeyinneverlandsidechann8949

    My most effective weapon: gun

  • @bogativerion
    @bogativerion Před 8 lety +9

    Alright so you need a WUBER BAND and stick it there lmao😂😂

    • @lifeasimani4831
      @lifeasimani4831 Před 8 lety

      we can buy a sling shot at the store

    • @WhatUpGMane
      @WhatUpGMane Před 8 lety

      +Imani Jackson it's household item's dush

    • @scot.r.7710
      @scot.r.7710 Před 8 lety

      +What Up G Mane my computer is a house hold item go on Amazon

  • @andrewbunner3591
    @andrewbunner3591 Před 7 lety

    Pretty cool. I personally liked the pen idea but you can also shoot the shish kabob sticks through it too.

  • @mpr815
    @mpr815 Před 8 lety +11

    The crossbow out of a coat hanger is awesome! I always love watching your videos and I love your personality! Thanks for being great!

  • @TXFDA
    @TXFDA Před 10 lety +40

    I'd feel safer with a baseball bat. Hell, even a heavy stick.

  • @zoyarrehman
    @zoyarrehman Před 7 lety +3

    Second ones perfect to show how rich and swag you are to the zombies....

  • @_justuss_
    @_justuss_ Před 8 lety +1

    These Weapons are amazing! I made these all in home

  • @pvperdoesgaming8681
    @pvperdoesgaming8681 Před 8 lety +48

    I used the coin launcher to fire loose change at strippers

  • @andrewmanzano461
    @andrewmanzano461 Před 9 lety +46

    Let's be real; would anyone rely on any of these to save there lives?

    • @paulkouri7786
      @paulkouri7786 Před 8 lety

      Nope

    • @andrewmanzano461
      @andrewmanzano461 Před 8 lety

      EvilHollowChocalte ApocalypticBunnies I know; but none of these would potentially send me or anyone else to the hospital.

    • @drippymikhail
      @drippymikhail Před 8 lety

      Well what if the bow arose hit u in the eye m8 u gonna treat that at home

    • @andrewmanzano461
      @andrewmanzano461 Před 8 lety

      Mikhail Games If somebody broke into your house do you really think you could hit them in the eye first or even second try?

    • @drippymikhail
      @drippymikhail Před 8 lety

      Lol

  • @rokasbendaravicius667
    @rokasbendaravicius667 Před 7 lety

    I liked your videos ! Nice video :)

  • @stefan1166
    @stefan1166 Před 3 lety +4

    I come back here for memories

  • @hcnx
    @hcnx Před 9 lety +78

    Wat's up evbody welcome back to my labertory safety is numbeh one perohrity. Kids do not teh this at home, this is very danjeras. Adult's perwision. Vear eye protection, cause we gonna do banch ov veapons.
    I really like this channel.

    • @FNG19
      @FNG19 Před 9 lety

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @manglethepiratefox9251
      @manglethepiratefox9251 Před 9 lety

      Mikey Joe WHAT THE AND WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY AND YOU JUST MADE ME LAUGH BTW I MADE MYSELF LAUGH WHEN MAKING THE COMMET

    • @bobisenhower7781
      @bobisenhower7781 Před 9 lety +1

      Jesse Ray Don't make fun of peoples accents dude. Its noy nice at all

    • @fatskinnyduck285
      @fatskinnyduck285 Před 9 lety +1

      It's technically not making fun because he said he likes the accent.

    • @henrykingfire6236
      @henrykingfire6236 Před 9 lety

      Racist.

  • @joseph4445
    @joseph4445 Před 10 lety +21

    Warning: If you're going to attempt useing those in a zombie apocalypse or self-defence, you're going to get rekd. Use long-range melee weapons, guns, fire and explosives instead.

    • @BozJac
      @BozJac Před 10 lety +9

      Wrecked* You should probably attend school before the apocalypse arrives.

    • @iffanminkles5970
      @iffanminkles5970 Před 10 lety +13

      Rekt* its an internet term, you should probably get an urban dictionary

    • @ultomugamez8551
      @ultomugamez8551 Před 10 lety

      oh

    • @miguelpacheco996
      @miguelpacheco996 Před 10 lety +2

      This is only to kill smaller animals for food. Watch the entire video. He says it also in they beginning .

    • @squinky1825
      @squinky1825 Před 10 lety +2

      *Long-Range melee weapons* Larger weapons = more weight. More weight = more time to swing. *Guns* Unless you can conjure ammo from thin air, guns are a bad idea pal. *Fire* Note: Fire spreads. *Explosives* Loud noises probably attract the horde.

  • @theseventhflyingburrito0379

    Ooh I can't wait for the apocalypse!

  • @jackmead8235
    @jackmead8235 Před 8 lety +1

    Brilliant man!👍

  • @rokasluksys7619
    @rokasluksys7619 Před 9 lety +85

    why not use like an axe or something

    • @randomoriannamain6945
      @randomoriannamain6945 Před 9 lety +2

      He said you can use it to hunt for small animals! Sure, I'm just casually taking my axe and trying to chop a fast mouse in half in order to get food..Oh don't worry...It will only take 20 minutes..

    • @jojorobino5312
      @jojorobino5312 Před 9 lety

      MEGAQUIRK_ 13 or 10000.

    • @thechromozone9368
      @thechromozone9368 Před 9 lety

      MEGAQUIRK_ 13 Or you can use the axe to break into someones house and find food in there

    • @crayzonday
      @crayzonday Před 9 lety +1

      Or divide by 0. No? Ok...

    • @alive-gamingnewsforthehard6606
      @alive-gamingnewsforthehard6606 Před 9 lety

      Rokas Luksys you have to use these first if you dont own an axe

  • @MerchantIvoryfilms
    @MerchantIvoryfilms Před 10 lety +22

    After seeing your first "weapon" i must say this, out of all the weapons we have seen used in films from chain saws, guns, rocket launchers, cars, swords, fire bombs, gas helicopter blads and so many others im sure it will be a sinch to take down a zombie by flinging tooth picks at it -.-

    • @ctbshields
      @ctbshields Před 10 lety +7

      It could catch you a meal though

    • @FelixTMS11
      @FelixTMS11 Před 10 lety +1

      theidiotcure what did he do? i haven't seen his videos in a long time.

    • @Lunumbrus
      @Lunumbrus Před 10 lety

      ***** Because thrusts are useful against zombies, right. Skull will skate away from most pointed attacks. Go with a blunt strike tool or an axe.

    • @RaitoDenki
      @RaitoDenki Před 10 lety +2

      ***** if it can penetrate a cardboard, it problably can get you a bird at close range.

    • @FelixTMS11
      @FelixTMS11 Před 10 lety

      Geez, just go to the nearest drug store, grab some elastic tourniquet band and make a good slingshot with a Y shaped branch.

  • @Eggsi__
    @Eggsi__ Před 7 lety +2

    Army solder: I got some guns here!
    crazyRussinHacker: who needs guns when I have a flipping wubber band and some coins!?
    whole army team: HOLY FOKIN GOD GENUIS!! NOICE M8!!!!!

  • @johannb.rastarson3523
    @johannb.rastarson3523 Před 8 lety +6

    7:30 make it like a fist, circle fist... FISTING... FIST FIST FIST

  • @alastorkunn
    @alastorkunn Před 10 lety +15

    That moment when all the weapons are slingshots

  • @SkyKing101010
    @SkyKing101010 Před 9 lety +7

    I can see how these hacks would help me survive a zombie apocalypse, should one ever occur. Thanks a bunch.
    I especially liked the one that shot the coins, although I'd use something a little more heavy duty and fire something like marbles. Marbles seem to fly in a straighter line.
    Thanks again.

  • @ausreflectindustries6107

    you're english has improved so much :-)

  • @princessthabahamianspartan4810

    Cool my boys will love making these.

  • @drekdwergify
    @drekdwergify Před 10 lety +8

    The zombies will have a lot of fun when you show them this :p

  • @Toaster1Strudel1
    @Toaster1Strudel1 Před 10 lety +14

    now what did that poor box do to you?

  • @franchescaandrews6667
    @franchescaandrews6667 Před 7 lety +2

    Roman atwood:who has a weapon for the zombies?
    Guava juice:i have !
    Roman atwood:what do you have?
    Guava juice:I have a shotgun!
    Roman atwood:crazy russian hacker what do you got?
    CRH:I got my hands,a stick,an elastic band and tape!

  • @flamity7539
    @flamity7539 Před 7 lety +8

    I feel bad for the the box

    • @ripetoast3647
      @ripetoast3647 Před 7 lety

      Andz/TyphoonBuster- Lots of Gameplay! Minecraft
      poor box

  • @matheiuss9760
    @matheiuss9760 Před 9 lety +31

    Yeah...you definitely gonna kill a zombie with those weapons............ My weapon of choice is a crowbar.

    • @nicoanony
      @nicoanony Před 9 lety +1

      mine is a mini gun

    • @matheiuss9760
      @matheiuss9760 Před 9 lety

      Crowbar if the infection doesn't spread through blood.

    • @nicoanony
      @nicoanony Před 9 lety

      ...KhàotiK... are you Gordan Freeman?

    • @matheiuss9760
      @matheiuss9760 Před 9 lety

      Nico Plays Games Nope lol. I just think a crowbar would be super usefull in a post apocalyptic scenario...It's both a weapon and a tool allowing you to save space in your backpack aswell as giving you the option to breach into buildings and possibly find useful things...cause a locked building means no one has been there yet which means good loot.

    • @nicoanony
      @nicoanony Před 9 lety

      ...KhàotiK... i knew it your nick from left 4 dead 2

  • @kounterkenny3199
    @kounterkenny3199 Před 10 lety +25

    Just use a condom for the first one, people are more likely to have that in there house then a ballon.

  • @staples138
    @staples138 Před 8 lety +17

    At 8:18 turn on captions lol

  • @michaelhewell8549
    @michaelhewell8549 Před 7 lety +32

    I like russian accents

  • @xenathcytrin202
    @xenathcytrin202 Před 9 lety +36

    I would be surprised if these could penetrate skin, much less a skull.
    As for hunting with them, good luck killing something with tiny pointy sticks.
    No, if you want to survive, melee weapons are far more effective with little experience.

  • @MartyrMachine
    @MartyrMachine Před 9 lety +63

    All of these were useless.

    • @jim191185
      @jim191185 Před 9 lety

      useless in a made up scenario.

    • @vloplopkopS
      @vloplopkopS Před 9 lety +1

      Clint no they weren't dummy

    • @xenathcytrin202
      @xenathcytrin202 Před 9 lety +1

      J-crafter Master Tell me one thing that you could kill/maim/slightly inconvenience with these shity contraptions.

    • @blushing6120
      @blushing6120 Před 9 lety

      A fish lol

    • @xenathcytrin202
      @xenathcytrin202 Před 9 lety +1

      Lyta Blayney-Shute I severely doubt it, these things could barely puncture cardboard.

  • @TheJoamirhawezi
    @TheJoamirhawezi Před 8 lety +53

    i tried the first two on my girlfriend, but she got angry

    • @DanMan5000
      @DanMan5000 Před 8 lety +5

      Odd, mine had her period while taking a nap

    • @TheJoamirhawezi
      @TheJoamirhawezi Před 8 lety +3

      Damn dude

    • @Marizyth
      @Marizyth Před 7 lety +3

      im suprised i didn't see any feminists under this comment xD

    • @jgyeon8496
      @jgyeon8496 Před 5 lety

      Lol who wouldn't

  • @RAHMANPRODUCTIONS
    @RAHMANPRODUCTIONS Před 7 lety +8

    I liked the catapault out of a table

    • @ripetoast3647
      @ripetoast3647 Před 7 lety +3

      SIAM CZcams hd
      cheese
      (I like to say this Instead of yes😂)

  • @TheCaptainMI
    @TheCaptainMI Před 10 lety +13

    "Safety is number one pwararawa" - Crazy Russian Hacker

  • @chaostheory8942
    @chaostheory8942 Před 10 lety +19

    i know what to do in class now haha

  • @catalinbejenaru-dutu8985

    Good camera very focused such skillz

  • @sharkspoon
    @sharkspoon Před 7 lety

    LOL DAT OUTRO THO. i will stay safe tho :)

  • @maxold9273
    @maxold9273 Před 9 lety +13

    The video should be called 7 Cool Cardboard Box Apocalypse Survival Homemade Weapons

  • @illdisposedme
    @illdisposedme Před 9 lety +11

    following a recent zombie attack on our farm, we had to make some of these weapons in this video. we attached balloons to bottles with rubber bands and fired sticks and loose change at the undead army of doom and terror.
    luckily for us the zombies were made of cardboard , so the weapons proved to be very effective and ultimately saved our lives.
    i cant thank you enough for this invaluable information

  • @antisocialgiraffe3829
    @antisocialgiraffe3829 Před 7 lety +1

    the one with the cloths hanger and paper, if you use scissors to cut paper, its more effective to stab with scissors

  • @kaydenchan7168
    @kaydenchan7168 Před 6 lety +1

    I've tried all these life hacks.. they seemed to have worked on my little brother! I APPROVE

  • @Reegareth
    @Reegareth Před 10 lety +18

    I don't think these are supposed to be literally considered weapons just something fun. Also I'm 100% sure that a stone lashed to the end of an 18 inch dowel would be a more effective weapon then any of these; or even just a screwdriver duct taped to the end of a broom stick

    • @TiptonSamurai
      @TiptonSamurai Před 10 lety +2

      Attatching items to the end of a long pole/stick with sello tape is useless... Try watching ZombieGoBoom, they do some tests on Ballistic heads with house hold items and items brought from a shop

    • @indalcecio
      @indalcecio Před 10 lety +1

      Jamie Glover
      Nobody said anything about sello tape...

    • @TiptonSamurai
      @TiptonSamurai Před 10 lety +1

      Duct tape, sello tape, either way it's been proven not to work, so before you try and be smart, it's basically the same sort of product

    • @indalcecio
      @indalcecio Před 10 lety +1

      it's absolutely not the same thing...duct tape is canvas based, and is incredibly strong. it definitely has NOT been "proven" not to work, you might have to use a lot but canvas is really strong.

    • @phaniss4997
      @phaniss4997 Před 10 lety +1

      Jamie Glover watch the mythbusters ducttape survival before you say that ducttape is useless. Broomstick + knifes + ducttape = very good

  • @PanCatfox
    @PanCatfox Před 10 lety +9

    Can you make a video saying "YOU ARE ALL TINY BABIES!" and "KABOOM!"

  • @mrrp405
    @mrrp405 Před 7 lety +4

    Then again... there's always the shovel option

  • @marid6442
    @marid6442 Před 7 lety +1

    I guess you can say he is smart because he comes up with these ideas

  • @narly_blue4879
    @narly_blue4879 Před 8 lety +6

    so....rubber bands are gonna save us from the apocalypse

  • @afiakau5877
    @afiakau5877 Před 8 lety +8

    How to make flamethrower:
    1.Get Lysol spray
    2. Tape lighter in front of Lysol
    3. Light the lighter
    4.Spray

  • @stephyfae
    @stephyfae Před 8 lety

    I'm more likely to use those methods on evil people I'm going to torture than a zombie apocalypse. Enjoying your videos!

  • @alberttorres9494
    @alberttorres9494 Před 8 lety

    thnxs for the zombie apocalypse advise