Game Grumps - Best of MORE MONOPOLY: DAN'S UNSTOPPABLE EMPIRE
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- čas přidán 28. 04. 2020
- the world comes crashing to a halt and the wealthy still find a way to get even richer smdh
this compilation covers two curbstomping games of Monopoly featuring halloween boards and sad turtles - Hry
I feel like Danny is usually such a chill guy, but Mario Party and Monopoly really bring out his feral side and I love it
Dan is surprisingly competitive and kind of a dick (in the best possible way) when he wants to win
Dude, what about tennis ? he was mad
Also Super Mario 3D world. He was such a troll when they played that game XD
Well that's just how friendship works isn't it? The best of friends will absolutely fuck each other over in a board game and just laugh the entire time.
Mario Party does that to everyone.
Did the "Videogame Boy" honestly think he stood a chance against "Mr. Business"?
a battle of the ages. a true meeting of the minds
Mr business is the funniest thing to me and I don't know why
Mr. Business sounds like a villain from the Crimson Chin Universe
@@pop-tartdepression393 Actually, Arin's the one who could fill that role as the dreaded "Neck-Face!" :O
(Check out their Guest Grumps episode with Jacob Anderson playing Wheel of Fortune for that reference). ;)
Ayy Mr. Business, how do'ya d0o0o?
Arin is the Video Game Boy. He is the one who wins.
However, Dan is Mr. Business. He is the one who succeeds.
And in Monopoly, you don't win, you succeed.
Dan: "I'm the buisness boy! I'm the one who succeeds!"
He is Jewish lol
(Real spicy huh?)
Dan also has a Mrs.Buisness who also succeeds
Stupid opinion.
@@Somonyo together, they will drive arin to bankruptcy
wellidonthavemoneytogiveyousowhatdoyouwantmetodo?!!?!?
A kiss on the cheek?!
I love this moment
12:06 for those of you looking
Hey I would take a kiss in the cheek for a property 😂😂
Dan is a fucking asshole hahahahha
When Arin said, "Shut the fuck up you don't know about desperate times! Try owning a touring company during the Co-'Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour'!"
Shit got so real there. And i died laughing.
Arin "Suffering from my own succes" Hanson
Timestamp 27:13
Mr Business' Morally Questionable Real Estate Empire
The true adventure capitalist
Arin: "Hey Dan, i got a deal for you!"
Dan: *in Yoda voice* "FUNNY JOKE!"
Dear god, he’s taken control!
“I just wanna see how the money goes” “the money’s gonna go in your favor dipshi-“ “CORRECT” had me dying
6:42
It's the one-two punch of listening to Arin struggle and also Dan not even remotely caring about the struggle that just fuckin' kills me xD
Someone really needs to do a GG Animated, "Dormammu, I've come to bargain" version from this comp
I’m sure there’s already five in the works...
Dannymomu, my threats don't matter!
"Avidannu, I've come to bargain...!"
“Dan-mamu, I’ve come to bargain”
Neither really wants to win. They both simply want to put their boot on the other's neck and drag out the pain.
The most accurate description
Welcome to Monopoly
More like a knee in their neck
niels voorburg this is a horrid joke.
So... REAL-WORLD monopoly?
i love the fact that considering Arin runs the company, that means Dan is basically whopping his boss's ass at Monopoly.
Their differing gaming styles really come out during Monopoly, in a way that it kinda can't anywhere else.
Here and chess 😂
I love that Dan is lording his power over Arin under the guise of "allowing Arin to continue playing".
Everybody says that Ross is the sadist, but when Dan plays Monopoly...
@@AlyxDG that's just the kind of game Monopoly is
'Curbstomping' is an understatement. 'No-anesthetic-live-autopsy' would be closer to the mark
Emma Hamilton that’s called a vivisection and boy that’s accurate
@@steeveewuzzheer1992 The fact that that has a scientific name means that there is a reason to do that, an that's disturbing.
Silorion my grandpa had one!
@@silorion9967 well vivisection technically still legally requires anesthetic, but dissecting animals (for study or experimentation) is a form of vivisection
I'm sad "you're in a position to beg" got left out of this
It's a line straight out of a James Bond movie
at least the whole thing got animated
I cant unhear that slap from the animation at 11:42...dying of laughter everytime i hear that slap 😂😂😂
And Danny's lol piggy snort 🤣🤣🤣
Annnnnnnd a roll of the dice?
Playing this game with a third or even fourth player completely changes the dynamic. A third party incentives trading because two people benefitting puts that third person even more behind. With two players Dan's strategy is flawless.
It's only flawless because he has gotten very lucky with rolls tho, it's usually unlikely that you get monopolies while simultaneously denying the other person even a single monopoly
“TRY OWNING A TOUR COMPANY DURING THE CO- backstreet boys reunion tour.”
Why can’t you say Coronavirus on CZcams?
Zombielugia Dragonwind demonetization, I’m guessing.
@@takertoth
They take down videos that mention it because of a lot of people saying bullshit like denying Covid or those shitty pranks that people make about "having covid".
"Hey dude, so..."
"No. End your turn, I'm not."
"But.."
"No."
"Awwh."
3:37 for those who are curious
@@burkesullivan9086 god bless you
@@joxterror thank you
The reign of Mr. Business
"Dan's jewing me on the rent."
My sides enter orbit
Every fucking time 😂
24:15 timestamp
Monopoly is an educational game meant to teach the lesson that an economy that allows uncontrolled monopolies is inherently unfair. It's a lesson that Arin learns over and over again.
Unfairness is BUILT into this game, and one person getting pounded is EXACTLY how it's supposed to go.
capitalism for fun!!! its hell when youre losing and the time of your life when youre winning!! helping your fellow man goes out the window when illinois avenue is on the line
@@RoastedPheasant what version are you talking about with no hotels. The board game you can go buy has 32 houses and 12 hotels its limited but there
@@RoastedPheasant hmm i dont remember the no hotels thing just the limited houses. I dont think it would really change anything anyways based on this because they put minimal houses because they are scared for their money. They ramp up eventually but usually one of them has a lot more houses so it probably just mess with the other more
PuppetYeti That’s the balance of capitalism, one person rises to the top and crushes a million people underneath him. That’s the 1% flaw of the capitalist world.
It only went like this because they're playing with two people. More players is what enables trades to start happening. When there's only two, whoever gets the first monopoly has no reason to trade.
3:52 That was the moment that Arin ensured that Dan would never make a deal again.
when danny said "stop fibbing" unironically my soul came out of my body from laughter because i have never heard anyone say "fibbing" unironically before
The segment from 2:41 gets me without fail, the legit anguish in that "D'oh no!"
I need it animated, and if it is animated, I need the link.
"I want Baltic."
Expected Dan to go "Aaaaand I want a pony. As long as we're talking about stuff we're _not getting."_
I've never heard someone more annoyed than Dan is whenever Arin tries to make offers. "JUST GO. DON'T OFFER ME ANYTHING. JUST G O."
I like how Arin's negotiations is just a build up for the same offer of "I'll give you the 2 magentas... For your green. What'ya say?" And Danny's rebuttal is always "5 more turns"
For as much "bad luck" as Dan has. He's won all but 1 monopoly game between him and Arin. And that was a long time ago
And was due to a glitch
27:17 nice edit of Arin slipping up and saying corona virus
can somebody please teach arin that the person who you are making a deal with is not supposed to be able to obviously notice how your deal leads to your victory.
Skeleton K I think we know by now after all these years, that Arin’s never known the meaning of the word “subtle.”
Just look at half the jokes he tries to make... lol.
also that's not really possible in monopoly.
I mean Dan does it pretty obviously too.
They need to do an auction only play. The rage and the hate will be so real.
Danny Owens One of them would have no money right from turn 1. :O
Then again, that’s only if they were really determined to get that monopoly for Mediterranean and Baltic... lol.
Well well.... aren’t you in for a surprise
Congrats.
They were right, Grumps Monopoly is the cure for hard times.
And THAT'S why they call him Mr. Business.
Every single Monopoly game goes like this:
Arin makes trade proposals to Danny
Danny does not take the trade
Arin says that's a dumb idea because they would be in his favor
Danny wins
30 minute video summarized in 5 sentences
Arin: So I have these two magentas...
Dan: No.
Somebody make "My two Magentas for your Green" into a movie.
Is Dan REALLY the VIDEO GAME BOY?! IS HE THE ONE WHO WINS?! I DOES IS HAVE TO KNOW!
No, he's Mr. Business. Arin is the Video Game Boy, but he cannot win against Mr. Business.
@@Robin0928 I see. Thank you, kind sir.
But the real question is. Does Bruno Mars is gay?
@@thomasgonzales8683 does peeweedidi is racist?
@@alchemist26126 yes
Arin: “The money’s gonna go in your favor dipshit!”
Plankton: “CORRECT!!”
Monopoly is in the top 3 of games that make Arin spiral into a panic without any prior reason. Right up there with Grumps Dream Course and any version of chess he has ever played, and closely followed by Mario Party
2:41 i love the visual of arins fart being the thing that knocked dan over.
19:14 is easily one of my favorite moments in their Monopoly games, it's so good.
As a Monopoly fan, hearing the disappointed groan of Arin as he lands on spooky Park Place followed by a bursting wheeze from Dan has filled me with so much joy. I'm a bad person.
22:22 Like *Dan* doesn't even remember how many times he's curb stomped Arin in Monopoly.
The brutal coldness of "Wanna make a trade, Arin?" Might be one of my favorite Danny moments
When was this
@@manukahonei When Arin rolls a 7
"...well, now you're gonna have to make it worth _my_ while."
11:11 This whole section is the funniest shit ever!🤣
@24:18 Dan tries to Cancel Arin on air
Mr. Daniel Business is slowly, but surely, building his unstoppable financial empire.
Danny is good at Monopoly because he knows how to play to win. Usually the only time he doesn’t do well is when the cards fuck him over. Arin should ask Danny to teach him the ways.
“AWWGH CMAWH MAN AHM EAIN YAFFEH TAFFEH” is probably my favorite intro to an episode ever
In the second one, Dan literally beat Arin until there was no possible revenue left
27:15
"Try owning a touring company during the cor *BACKSTREET BOYS REUNION TOUR* "
That long, dead silence after Arin rolls a 7 around 11:50 is the best thing.
I love it when Arin rolled a 7 and gave 600 to Danny. I want to know what his face was like when he went silent, and when he said "now you'll have to make it worth my while."
Arin: I am once again asking you for your green property.
11:42 I can only imagine Shoocharu's animation where Dan slaps Arin now
I feel like Monopoly is where you get the best sense of their personalities and style, more than most things they play.
The joke Arin makes about owning a touring company during the "backstreet reunion tour" is all too real. I work freelance as a lighting tech for events and theatre and at the moment I'm lucky to have somewhere to live.
How’s things going for you now? Still on your feet?
@@MechaMan3451 more or less. Winter is always a dry season for freelance tech work. Things look promising in the upcoming months though!
@@aaronwilson9465 Good for you. Wondered if you were in a better place, now that the whole pandemic is dyin' down. Happy to know that you're doing alright.
The thumbnail makes it look like Dan is T-posing, which, let's be frank here, is exactly what he does to Arin in Monopoly.
6:53 is my favorite exchange
Also I love that after a bit they start to play it like they are in it together and start giving eachother money
Thing to remember about Monopoly is was originally "The Landlord Game" and was supposed to highlight the exploitative and ruthless nature of private land ownership. This game brining out the worst in people is basically the point of it.
Also: 2:41 - a grown and financially successful man said this & 24:15 always makes me do the BIG EXHALE out from my nose
When dan said 'last time you called me a jew' I litterally fell out of my chair laughing
7:02 is my fuckin favorite
I'm only three minutes in and god damn that is alot of sevens being rolled.
Seven is apparently the most likely number combination when rolling two dice
Seven is indeed the most likely rolled on a pair of die which is why you usually want to go with the oranges and the reds on the top left corner of the board for the most chance of having someone landing on your spaces
Rolling a 7 is a 1 in 6 chance, the best odds of any combination.
Arin doggedly trying to get that one green is just amazing.
Arin - I'll make you a deal. I'll give you $50 for that railroad.
Dan - cool
Arin - so?
Dan - oh I'm not giving it to you, it's just cool you'd offer me $50 for it
25:40
he could have said "I"M THE RAILROAD GUY!!! I'M THE ONE WHO TRAINS!!!"
7:00 I love how Arin says "d i p s h i t" here 😂😂
Dan: I'm not that bad about trades.
Also Dan: I'll give you one monopoly if you give me two monopolies and two hundred dollars.
You know it's legal to own a gun in LA.
Imagine kicking the absolute shit out of your boss in a game and NOT getting fired XD
eating a banana and watching this and when dan said "im the railroad guy im the one who...." i said "conducts!" at the same time as him and almost sprayed banana all over my monitor laughing
Honestly, Dan's counter offer where it was Arin's two Magentas + $200 for Dan's single green was probably the best shot Arin had at winning this.
Dan's absolutely right that your position in the game plays a big part in how fair the trades are. Green is the worst color group on the board, but even it can win you a game, and when you're as far behind as Arin was, any deal that gives you a chance to win is a good one.
Watching Darren and Arnold play Monopoly is like a train wreck happening in slow motion spanning over 3 episodes and *_I love it so much_*
*Dwight and Aileen you misspelled their names there :)
@@emilybarclay8831 Dawn and Ashley
@@fukkthisnewupdate8882 Daniella ans Arienne
Dan is absolutely in the right for not hearing our Arins litany of deals
The music in the Halloween map really adds to Dan's fictional villain arc as he goes mad with power once his plan unravels before him
I think Arin was banking on the idea that Dan would pull a chance card that would have him pay hundreds of dollars for each property and bankrupt him immediately XD
Mr. Business: "I don't need more properties!"
in a game all about collecting the most properties.
10,000 IQ plays
ChaosMiles07 i mean, he doesn’t
I love how ruthless he gets
Honestly Dan does play Monopoly very smart. I understand that he was concerned about people blasting him in the comments, but personally I agree with him 100%
12:40 ‘Sweeten the pot’ 2021 and that’s still funny to me
Can confirm it’s still funny in 2022
Might as well have been
"Dan, I've got a joke for you: have you heard the one about two pinks for a green?"
19:09 Did someone rewind Arin just then?
If he had offered the yellow as extra cash for Dan he might've taken it.
The Dan Empire strikes back back back.
Arin: **hits Dan's property**
Dan: you can pay it off
Game: let's see if he can survive the next one
Arin: **survives**
Dan: I'll help you live
Game: JUST DIE ALREADY!!!
The sun will never set on the Avidan Empire!
Anyone else feel unsatisfied that the play pieces don't bounce the number of times rolled? No? Just me?
@17:35 how arin says fak 😂😂😂
11:42 God I couldn't stop laughing xD
"Dan's Jewing me on the rent" fucking dead.
I loved it when he said Dan was jewing him on the rent.
"I'm GOnna FUcking GIve you... a lobotomy" caught me off guard
How was there not a single “I’m the railroad boy! I’m the one who rails!” In either of these games?
25:40. Not exactly the same but close enough.
Something beautiful about their friendship is that sometimes Arin is being an absolute loon and Danny just stands back and appreciates it genuinely.
Shoocharu did that scene a lot of justice.
24:18 Keeping this for me
I will 100% admit that I am one of those fans that sees Arin winning ALL THE TIME and whenever Dan starts to win or get under his skin I'm just like "yeeeeeeeeees Danny you deserve it!"
Pretty sure Dan owns Game Grumps after these two these two games of Monopoly.
I have watched this video WAY too many times, but it just never stops being funny!