I made cupcakes, but the recipe was translated 70 times
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- čas přidán 2. 03. 2023
- I took a random recipe for cupcakes from the internet, translated it 70 times, and then translated back to English. and then I prepared it. The results are....amazing?
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shoutouts to @foodbeast for letting me destroy their kitchen and @jarvis for allowing me to scar him for life
Second
Wait
Wow
yo
Your going to fast
nothing is as terrifying as the step that just ends in "don't forget."
Here before this blows up
It possesses the feeling of doom. A step that makes you feel the same fear as when your brain, like spaghetti out an open window, forgets how to smart during a crucial moment.
The background noise dissapeadd too ans studff
• Don't forget.
Don’t forget.
i still hear the voice of god
You were hilarious in the stream! I liked watching you be repulsed!
how lovely
Fantastic
google
Nobody replying to my man blud 😭😭😭
I love how “don’t forget” was its own step.
Yes
he forgor 💀
@@dashingclasher forgor 💀
@@johnsmith-nj1kfRememr 🙂
I forgor :D
Next time you do this, you should make the regular instructions in a normal/angelic voice, while the translated one should be all dark and demonic.
Or if you can get him in there, get DougDoug to be the translated voice, and make him yell it out in the deep voice
We need the discussion bot to yell the instructions.
@@Zillionman2010 that is exactly what I was thinking lol
DERMATOCHALASIS IS A MEDICAL CONDITION DEFINED AS AN EXCESS OF SKIN IN THE UPPER OR LOWER EYELID ALSO KNOWN AS BAGGY EYES
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Yeah, I think you'd wanna go for "normal" over "angelic", because those are two very different things, and I'm pretty sure angelic and demonic voices would be equally terrifying
Can't wait for Eric to publish his official cookbook, that cupcake looked delicious and totally most definitely safe to eat
Tasty flowers with sprite and leather. I’m in
Yeah they look so yummy
@@CraftingCat_IX there was no leather. Just a little hint of wallet
@@CraftingCat_IX a vegan cupcake option! How thoughtful of him
Very human design :)
Quotes that fit baking cupcakes and solving problems in my chemistry lecture:
- “USE YOUR BRAIN”
- “Kelvin it is”
- “NOOOOO”
- “Give me a second I need to think”
- *sees redox question* “sorry I was just cowering a little bit for unrelated reasons”
- *to my teacher that despises me* “I know you’re pissed off that I’m doing a good job”
- “I’m just having a hard time understanding how that’s gonna turn into anything”
- “d o n ‘ t f o r g e t” (what am I forgetting? I don’t understand …)
- *tries to math* “I feel like I need to-” *immediate regret*
- “WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT WAS I DOING THIS ENTIRE TIME?! I DON’T UNDERSTAND!”
- “I have forgotten something incredibly important”
- *unconvincingly* “that is the sound of joy”
- “How am I supposed to divide this?”
- “This is a very technique skill based, sort of, um, maneuver” *does addition wrong*
- The exasperated “ok a y”
🤣🤣
what's funny is that 350 kelvin is not actually that hot. It's like bit over the minimum temperature for cooking chicken
real
"does addition wrong" how have you managed to fail so disappointingly in such an entertaining fashion?~
@@PhngluiMglwnafhI thought 350 Kelvin was like -20-ish Celsius, or was that 250?
Eric's commitment to the bit is commendable, I don't think I could bring myself to commit some of those atrocities
The Alamo?
The flowers broke my soul
he threw in actual fucking vanilla.
actual vanilla is really expensive
Seeing “the Alamo” slowly pan onto screen made me laugh harder than I ever have at a CZcams video
*Don't forget*
Don't forget
Same😂
I'm so happy to see Jarvis' dreams come true. He is finally part of the content he would normally react to.
don't wanna be that person, but... 1.2k likes and no comments??
@@heyyzoeegee Nice!
@@heyyzoeegee🤦♂️
I live that Jarvis is the connective fibre between so many CZcamsrs and content areas of CZcams.
Like he obviously connects this area of the Pointcrow, is great friends with Stanz/ the Ludwig crew, then you also have his involvement with the commentary genre with Jordan Adika, Chadchad and Nickisnotgreen in one pocket and like Kurtis Conner, Drew and Danny in another. This man’s can collaborate with like half of CZcams and it’ll make sense/be entertaining.
Jarvis is everywhere and Im here for it.
Jarvis is the Bill Clinton kid of CZcams
Gotta love Jarvis
Fr. I've been a fan of Danny Drew and Kurtis for a long time, seeing Jarvis occasionally. I'm also a fan of hivemind, where they collab with Nickisnotgreen a lot so I became a fan of his and saw Jarvis there too. Then having rhett on his podcast. So I became a fan of Jarvis just alone because of all of his collabs which is just beautiful. And now I'm discovering more CZcamsrs thru videos like this one where he just appears
Whoever in chat said "Eric has real dough in his wallet" needs to be sacrificed to the Recipe God.
7:43 I love how at this point for Eric the flowers are the most edible looking part of his concoction
Trueeeee
sata andagi
Now we need "Don't Forget" and "Wallet in a Cupcake" merch!
Yes
Yes
YESSSS
Don't Forget merch would confuse DeltaRune fans tho
Edit: 'I can definitely taste that wallet' would make funnier merch than 'wallet in a cupcake'
I've never heard someone describe butter as "al dente" before 🤣
“You know the recipe is good when it has *residue* ” had me dead lmao
I love how he casually loses the wallet in the “batter”
It is a very good batter what are you talking about?
@@eclipse2257fr the batter is awesome
Pointcrow absolutely obliterating food has to be my favourite genre ngl
Gordon Ramsay would actually disintegrate if Pointcrow came within ten metres of him
Now i need pizza but google translated
BOY I WANT TO HAVE A BLEACH AND DOUGH PIZZA TOPPED WITH DRY
I would love to see him try to bake cupcakes at 350°K.
That basically 76 Celcious or 170 Fahrenheit
@@lefterismplanas4977Celsius*
As a baker this video was pure pain to watch, I wanted to rip off my skin the whole time watching it. Great video! Keep it up!
Crow's videos have increased in quality so much, one of the most entertaining series on this platform.
He did say that the money he got in the subathon would go to making better content and so far he is delivering
YES
6:48 the ides of a recipe just saying ominously “-Don’t forget” is so funny
Cannot imagine what the flamethrower burnt bread, flower, and raw egg monstrosity smelled like in that room.
8:39 he forgor 💀
I completely forgot about the wallet until Elie came in, so in a sense, I both lost the wallet and then I forgot. I would have been very bad at this
Au contraire, the recipe states you might lose the wallet! You’re following the recipe as planned 👍
Jarvis's expression from 11:40 through that segment was a whole mood
I love how not only does he follow the translated recipe to a T, he also goes full-on Amelia Bedelia with the instructions
Technically eric never made a cupcake, he made a frosted plate
Weird time to post, but it's still one of the funniest videos on the platform. I never get tired of watching this quality work
For me it's a normal time
Bro you commented when the video came out
fr im only up at this time because i woke up early after sleeping early
For me(I know i'm late) it came out at 13:45
Time zones.
The stacking and subsequent collapse of cake pans in the beginning was such a display of hubris it reminds me of the tower of babel
12:27 *forgets to subscribe* OH NO
As someone who translates and cooks I confirm this is what happens everytime
16:45 Nothing more wholesome than two bros rubbing their fingers with sticky white stuff on then together and then sticking it in their mouths
8:11 pointcrow missed de opertunity to say something like "hmm dont forget... YEAH DONT FORGET TO SUBCRIBE" or something... ya know? subcribe is a very important item in good food
I thought "don't forget" would naturally be followed up with "to like and subscribe" but the direction the editors went with was *chef's kiss* 👌
10:26 I can't-
11:27
Truly the most American part of this video
the translation version is me making the cure for cancer in my moms bathroom as a kid 💀💀💅🏻
5:39 HowToBasic moment
Fr
4:32 where did the garlic come from!?
3:29 I appreciate the overcooked theme
Overcooked music and Twilight Princess music! The music choices were impeccable
Jarvis' laugh is something that needs to be protected at all costs.
4:00 v a n i l l a e x t r a c t
you know it's gonna be a good cupcake when you have to get on a ladder to stack your two dozen cake pans in the first 3 minutes
Google translated multiple times: Like video much, subscription arrives for you on the day of this day. It makes myself joyous and pants the future.
Adding Jarvis was a great idea, I really needed someone to react to this nonsense while it is happening lmao
I wonder what his reaction to the wagyu would have been
My mind immediately went “did he seriously forget the Alamo?” And then the comedic timing was just perfect
The recurring “don’t forget” had me cracking up. 😂
I thought the fire thing would have been him yelling and giving the mixture a pink slip. “You’re Fired!”
8:08 absolutely took me out… my man’s forgor 😔
The international one didn't get a fair shake because he didn't follow the recipe. He forgot.
I never knew they changed the sprite bottles to be clear, it felt illegal looking at it.
It did 😭
it is illegal
What color were they before? I’m 25 and have only seen clear sprite bottles ever.
they were green before lol@@BlueberryDragon13
@@allie_fnaf I just did some research. In my country, they have been clear since 2003 to make recycling easier, but in the USA they changed the color last year. I never thought they would use different bottles in different countries, but it makes sense. Learning something new every day.
Its so weird to see Jarvis in such a huge variety of other channels, it makes him feel like some sort of transdimensional being of yt
he’s everywhere
This is the first time ive ever seen him before lol
gordon ramsey would be proud of these cupcakes.
11:54 "wow, wow, that looks like cupcakes! Wow!" This whole scene is giving the Joxter, expecially with fan interpretations
11:52 This definitely seems safe to do
Certified pointcrow cooking moment 👍
I love when Jarvis just casually flicks the flower across the kitchen at Crowseph😂
Please continue making cooking videos, they’re the sunshine in my life
I feel like pointcrow just cooks like this without something being Google translated. Just.. making half raw food with egg shells in it.
3:43
"While beating"
_*snickers *_
9:45 no no it was only bad because that’s the butter MIXER ! You USE the butter mixer! You don’t leave it in! No wonder he was disgusted! He realized his mistake when it was too late.
The way he just casually threw the wallet and everyone just ignored it he didn’t even stop his sentence or even look at it-
The don’t forget bit was probably the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
14:16 dude who said irl dubious food has me dieing rn
Every single one of these translated recipe videos is even better than the last one, I have no idea how PointCrow keeps improving at this but I am 100% here for it
They should make an animated story out of this
Jarvis looking wilding emotional during every scene was amazing. Just absolutely phenomenal.
I love cooking with pointcrow, even through i am hospitalized a week every time.
“Fire with white bread”
Ok! *loads magazine into loaf*
1:03
Crow: 350 degrees. Do we do Celsius?
Foodbeast: What do you think?! USE YOUR BRAIN!
Crow: Kelvin it is
Had me laughing so hard
For those who don't know, 0 Kelvin is absolute zero, where atoms stop moving and it can't possibly get any colder. Idk how to translate Kelvin to Farinheit or Celsius for that matter, but 350 is really cold. If it's way to hot, make it way too cold. 👍
Problem solved!
I MEANT JARVIS
For reference: 350 kelvin is like 80 Celsius or 175 Fahrenheit
Definitely not cake temperature!
It would be hilarious if someone was walking down the street, saw PointCrow's concoction, and just began screaming in terror
10:19
Missed opportunity for a ridge wallet sponsorship segment
love and hate is really a 50/50 game isn't it, I cheered as much as I cried 🙂
for some reason i thought this was going to be 70 cupcakes and little by little you could see the cupcake getting weirder, i would love to see that
I lov ethat Jarvis is just running his own cooking show while Eric is just dyin gfrom laughter the whole time
I never know what to think going into these food videos especially when the thumbnails don't even look like food.
Thumbnail: *normal cupcake with fucked up frosting*
reality: *fucked up cupcake with regular frosting*
The voice made me laugh so hard I hadn't had a good laugh in a while thank you
I was dying when he started beating the pan
Nothing says cupcakes like a flamethrower
Imagine if the translated version was in literally any food show.
It's funny that for me, not English native speaker, this recipe sounds legit and I understood almost everything 😂
‘and MUM. I. WAS. A . GOOD. SON.’
“im sorry what was that last part?”
Never expected you guys to collab but now that its here I love it.
This is a collab I would have never seen coming, but I’m so happy it exists.
3:14 WRONG SODA
This reminds me of those twisted translation videos 😂😂😂
9:40 I did lose it like 5 minutes ago, I’m currently looking for it cuz I am going on vacation in two days
2:56 Hm, it seeds you misunderstand the cooking terminology "throw" lol
the second step really got me rolling on the ground laughing
I was laughing out loud during the entire "Don't forget" bit XD
Nothing like a PointCrow video dropping at 1am
The best series has returned when we needed it the most
I think it’s pretty clear that the Google translate recipe almost won! The only reason it didn’t is because the recipe clearly stated “Don’t Forget”, but you forgot!
You should do a cooking challenge where every step alternates between the real step and the translated one. Like One person can do a correct step and the other person does the wonky steo, and then switch every turn, still working on the same dish throughout.
I cant believe they actually hired God for this video thats some real dedication
Mom, can we have cupcakes?
No, we have cupcakes at home.
Cupcakes at home:
I've seen you come a long way, you are a very skilled entertainer and youtuber, I usually hate cooking videos on youtube but I really enjoyed this one.
Sometimes I like to imagine them as link and sidon trying to do this, because that would honestly be so funny to watch