Nintendo Switch eShop Regrets | Over 50 Games To Avoid At All Costs

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  • @solidskullz5736
    @solidskullz5736 Před 5 měsíci +1771

    The Nintendo eshop feels like one of those free game websites that your school would have blocked on the computers, except most of them are bad or just straight up weird

  • @scott8919
    @scott8919 Před 5 měsíci +1217

    Nintendo needs to realize that quality control is not discrimination. If I made a moldy bread and tried to get it sold through a distributor, they would't accept me. Not because they have a thing against me, but because I'm selling unhealthy, inedible bread.
    They have no quality control anymore.

    • @NimhLabs
      @NimhLabs Před 5 měsíci +115

      Just sell it as "Penicillin Enhanced Bread" and open up a booth at the farmer's market next to the stall that sells unpasturised milk

    • @aaronpischke5019
      @aaronpischke5019 Před 5 měsíci +24

      This made me laugh WAY harder than I wanted to! Thanks, kind and silly internet stranger!​@@NimhLabs

    • @DarisuccSA
      @DarisuccSA Před 5 měsíci +21

      They never had quality control when they opened up storefronts

    • @DarthLego46
      @DarthLego46 Před 5 měsíci +38

      From the people I know who work in compliance testing, it’s less that and more like big, buggy games that Nintendo have made a lucrative deal with their huge publisher to promote, like the Mortal Kombat 1 Switch port or Used-To-Be-FIFA 20XX, would never be able to get past the quality control standards that would weed out the games in this video. Plus, all those big budget 3rd party games will make Nintendo millions regardless of quality because there are just that many uninformed consumers who will purchase anything with a recognizable name attached to it.
      It’s pretty much the same deal across all the major platform holders, but Nintendo gets it worse because the process to submit stuff for the eShop is free, unlike the Xbox and PlayStation stores. Nintendo don’t want to take the PR hit among 3rd party devs/publishers if the suddenly started charging for submissions again.

    • @Eye_Of_Odin978
      @Eye_Of_Odin978 Před 5 měsíci +9

      ​​@@NimhLabsSelling raw milk to be consumed is illegal in the the vast majority US. (It's legal in one state, as far as I'm aware)
      So I guess you're European (where its legal) or just flat-out uninformed.
      The farmer's market is pretty safe. Its no less safe than a big box store that doesn't care about your health in the first place, else they'd remove at least 50% of the processed food products.

  • @zacharymccoy7091
    @zacharymccoy7091 Před 5 měsíci +824

    The actual worst game is trying to navigate the eshop itself.

  • @OverratedGames
    @OverratedGames Před 5 měsíci +854

    the eshop is unnavigable, lagged out mess. i cant believe how badly curated and cared for it is by nintendo. thank you for your service antdude, youve done what most of us dont have the guts to do

    • @jomaq9233
      @jomaq9233 Před 5 měsíci +58

      It’s so weird how the rest of the Switch UI is pretty sleek and fast, but the eShop just… isn’t (it’s still technically an improvement over the 3DS and Wii U ones, I suppose)

    • @hitmangfx7162
      @hitmangfx7162 Před 5 měsíci +14

      To be fair, Steam isn't much better. Less laggy, easier to navigate, but still riddled with atrocities.

    • @officiallunatic01
      @officiallunatic01 Před 5 měsíci

      ⁠@@hitmangfx7162 although I’m quite harsh on steam 90% of the time for things like the asset flip plague we can at least give them the fact there’s no fee to entry. Whatever computer you have can access the store free of charge where as to get to the eshop they’ve already charged you a couple hundred to buy the switch. As I said, not defending valves bottom of the barrel quality control but I think consoles digital stores should be held to a slightly higher standard given they’ve taken money off you for you to be able to use it.

    • @murderman8578
      @murderman8578 Před 5 měsíci

      ​@@hitmangfx7162 steam is better at least they have discounts and more well known games front and center

    • @DE23
      @DE23 Před 5 měsíci +23

      ​@@jomaq9233I dunno I remember the Wii U and 3DS eShop not being nearly as laggy as the Switch one while they were still up

  • @Adam-xd9tr
    @Adam-xd9tr Před 5 měsíci +253

    I'm honestly surprised you didn't bring up the visuals with Deer God. The game itself may not be good, but it's easily the nicest looking game in this entire video.

    • @tailsnetwork1773
      @tailsnetwork1773 Před 5 měsíci +46

      Its not that bad of a game either tbh, its just very slow paced and not really for everyone. Once you start getting upgrades it starts to pick up

    • @iimuffinsaur
      @iimuffinsaur Před 5 měsíci +34

      @@tailsnetwork1773 yeah i feel like ive seen someone else talk about it and there are quite a few people who do actually like it. i think from what i saw its a hard to understand thus a little hard to get into kinda game.

    • @distractedFreek
      @distractedFreek Před 5 měsíci +36

      It was a fine game, you have to actually eat to get bigger and stronger and Antdude just seemed to just run through.

    • @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32
      @tsyumamatsuthehavenofguard32 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Don't judge a book by its cover

    • @alannaevans2402
      @alannaevans2402 Před 5 měsíci +22

      Deer God is actually a good game, and has boss encounters and so much more if you actually bother to play it. It's not shovelware.

  • @DarthLego46
    @DarthLego46 Před 5 měsíci +238

    I know people who work in Nintendo Lotcheck (Nintendo’s console compliance department) and I can confirm the people working there don’t like these types of games either. Compliance certification does not involve a qualitative judgement though, so as long as it doesn’t brick your console, it doesn’t display Playstation buttons and you can get into gameplay, it’ll probably end up for sale. Plus, unlike Sony and Microsoft, submitting something to Nintendo is a free process, so a lot more garbage gets submitted to lotcheck.
    Everyone who actually tests and has hands on time with these games would love to just be able to get stuff like this would love to be able to deny submissions and resubmissions to the “devs” who flood the eShop with this junk, but that simply isn’t corporate policy. So some poor contractor in lotcheck is doomed to playtest this garbage several times over, because I can guarantee nothing of this quality is passing its first submission.
    Also, the reason a lot of terrible games are undocked only is because they have less checks to pass than games that can be played in any mode. I hear that even good/big games will usually drop features (usually touch screen and motion controls) in order to pass compliance more easily.

    • @kirbyman6682
      @kirbyman6682 Před 5 měsíci +16

      I swear I've seen game trailers on Nintendo's CZcams channel with the PlayStation UI before.

    • @manuel0578
      @manuel0578 Před 5 měsíci

      @@kirbyman6682yep

    • @manuel0578
      @manuel0578 Před 5 měsíci +8

      PlayStation has the same problem too though

    • @JodiGeo
      @JodiGeo Před 5 měsíci +14

      The add onto the last part with undocked only games:
      Allot of them are also just mobile games ported to the Switch for a price tag, allot of devs just don't bother adding in support for controllers and just abuse the Switch's touchscreen

  • @acetrainerjax3312
    @acetrainerjax3312 Před 5 měsíci +163

    Fun fact, Soulsland is just one asset pack you can get on the unreal engine with some skins slapped on the basic mannequins, it's literally just one asset pack for the UI, animations and sound effects, the reason the character just stands still when they die is also because they didn't bother to apply the death animation over the skin they applied so it's uber lazy.

  • @_EnricosUt_
    @_EnricosUt_ Před 5 měsíci +229

    As a game dev, this gives me hope that my games can be on console one day.

    • @super8bitable
      @super8bitable Před 5 měsíci +2

      Exactly. There’s one positive thing about it (though unlike most of the games in this video I’ll put effort into mine).

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Look forward to playing them!

    • @mimmikibilly
      @mimmikibilly Před 5 měsíci +4

      Do you think they put those games out there just to either get some money to develop proper games or something of the like?

    • @super8bitable
      @super8bitable Před 5 měsíci

      @@mimmikibillyThey probably just want money and/or to just have something out on the Switch. Can’t really blame them if the latter is why tbh because I’d love to put a game out on Switch. Just need a dev account, a devkit, and to learn Defold since Godot doesn’t support Switch out of the gate (W4 Games is making export templates for Godot but they’d be $800 a year so can’t do that anytime soon)

    • @samuraiturtle.2637
      @samuraiturtle.2637 Před 4 měsíci +2

      Fellow inspiring game dev here, I wish the same. But it might end up bad as the games in this vid

  • @averypatrick5279
    @averypatrick5279 Před 5 měsíci +182

    I released my first game this year on Steam. I didn't really know how to do any sort of marketing, so the game didn't really sell well. That being said, I made it with love and passion, and I feel there's a lot of soul to it. Sometimes when I see games like these, I don't really mind that the game didn't sell well because I actually cared about what I was making.
    Edit: CZcams has not been displaying my replies! I swear I've responded to everyone who asked, the name of the game is Rectangle Guy.

    • @Absquatula
      @Absquatula Před 5 měsíci +20

      What's your game called? I'll check it out

    • @averypatrick5279
      @averypatrick5279 Před 5 měsíci

      @@Absquatula it's called Rectangle Guy! It's a simple 2d platformer, and it's actually on sale on steam right now

    • @averypatrick5279
      @averypatrick5279 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@christinablixthenningsson3529 Rectangle Guy! It's actually currently on sale on Steam. (Also I guess I show up in a lot of comment sections whoopsies)

    • @devonwilliams5738
      @devonwilliams5738 Před 5 měsíci +9

      Same. I'll also check it out.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 5 měsíci +5

      Wish I knew how to put my own game on steam or the e shop I would love to make a crash bandicoot inspired 3d platformer

  • @user-kz7dy1tg3r
    @user-kz7dy1tg3r Před 5 měsíci +183

    As someone who’s the head of a small indie studio, games like this make my life so much harder.

    • @bitten2up
      @bitten2up Před 5 měsíci +38

      as someone who does game development as a hobby in my freetime, i feel like i spent more time and effort on one game that you can't do anything in (tbf i am making almost everything from scratch) than alot of these games, which just is sad
      it legit feels like they got an ai to write the game
      on an unrelated note, i wish you luck in the future though

    • @user-kz7dy1tg3r
      @user-kz7dy1tg3r Před 5 měsíci +21

      @@bitten2up Thanks. The biggest issue is getting your game noticed.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 5 měsíci +4

      That’s cool! What kind of games are you making?

    • @user-kz7dy1tg3r
      @user-kz7dy1tg3r Před 5 měsíci +11

      @@therunawaykid6523 it’s a Pokémon stadium style game.

  • @ASwitchDog
    @ASwitchDog Před 5 měsíci +113

    I was not expecting to see Tommy Tallirico in this official AntDude video! I bet his mother is very proud.

  • @ClaireZhasa
    @ClaireZhasa Před 5 měsíci +56

    The Deer God is actually pretty interesting, I picked it up way back when it released on the WiiU and had a pretty good time with it

    • @TXFDA
      @TXFDA Před 2 měsíci +3

      Agreed. I'd say out of all the games in this video, Deer God doesn't belong. It might not be super in depth with it's gameplay, or even super interesting with the gameplay. But it's a neat little sidescroller with a story, and the pixel art is really nice to look at.

  • @enlongjones2394
    @enlongjones2394 Před 5 měsíci +76

    2:53 “did you know that Monty on the Run has an absolute banger theme song?”
    I did, actually! I Wanna Be The Guy used that song for the first part of its final castle levels. As you might imagine, it was very memorable for anyone who played that intentionally unfair game and actually got that far into it, haha

    • @gooburr411
      @gooburr411 Před 5 měsíci +6

      Iwbtg is such a good fuckin game man. Yk there’s a free game thats like mario maker for iwbtg on steam? Its pretty cool.

    • @costby1105
      @costby1105 Před 5 měsíci +2

      That track is probably better known along with the Guilty Gear Isuka track for I Wanna Be the Guy rather than their home games.

    • @Saxdude26
      @Saxdude26 Před 4 měsíci

      Okay yes, not just me who got introduced to those bangers via the infamous indie game.
      Oh wow, I just realised IWBTG introduced me to Guilty Gear.

    • @einstein951
      @einstein951 Před měsícem

      Of course it's a banger, it was made by Rob Hubbard!

  • @scott8919
    @scott8919 Před 5 měsíci +182

    The eShop is almost unusable at this point. I'm wondering if their servers can't handle the amount of shovelware available under the weight of millions of people accessing it at once.

    • @miserablepileofsecrets
      @miserablepileofsecrets Před 5 měsíci +22

      The thing is Nintendo stopped caring about it. It's common during the later years of the console. You should have seen the horrors the 3DS eShop had in 2019/20...

    • @Power11112
      @Power11112 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@miserablepileofsecretsor the Wii U eshop in like 2014 or 2015

    • @Shritistrang
      @Shritistrang Před 5 měsíci +6

      It's usable if you know what you're looking for. But only then.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 5 měsíci +3

      Yeah it’s sure a weird assortment of shovelware, I think the current sale said there were over 3000 games on sale!

    • @CardfightVanja
      @CardfightVanja Před 5 měsíci +5

      It's always been a laggy unusable mess. Pretty much every console digital game shop suffers the same issue. Because they want to ensure displayed prices and content are exactly accurate at all times, instead of caching the list of available titles and then allowing you to browse them, every single selection results in a new request to their server which then has to be served to you. If it's a list of games, then that includes tile art, title, release date, price, hover preview content, etc.
      These storefronts could be a lot better but at this point I think transitioning to a more performant system would be more trouble than Nintendo or Sony want to deal with

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade Před 5 měsíci +12

    You could make bingo cards out of shovelware games.
    -Asset flip of previous game
    -Mismatched assets
    -Assets blatantly grabbed from free packages
    -Broken english
    -Broken physics
    -Expy of copyrighted character used in screenshot
    -Costs more than actually good game
    -Uses AI art
    -Overly long guide for super basic gameplay
    -Gratuitous titillation

  • @MetroidsEATYou
    @MetroidsEATYou Před 5 měsíci +16

    *Get Rich Quick* in 4 easy steps!
    1. Make a bad game.
    2. Put it on the eshop.
    3. CZcamsrs support your entire livelihood by buying your garbage to make their... good? Content.*
    4. Profit. Literally. They buy your crappy game and you get income.
    *(Note: AntDude actually makes good content. Any uncertainty in step 3 does not apply to him.)

  • @Supercario
    @Supercario Před 5 měsíci +11

    Funny story about Golf Royale:
    A friend of mine has gifted me one on Steam, which is actually named Golf Extreme there, without any context, so I went and played it. What I didn't notice about that friend it that they've been gifting this game to most of their friends. I have no idea why but the thought of that must have mean I have been cursed

  • @AwesumIndustrys
    @AwesumIndustrys Před 5 měsíci +71

    It saddens me that the eShop ended up a cesspool in the same vein as the Google Play store. There’s too little quality control.

    • @milkymilk53
      @milkymilk53 Před 4 měsíci +3

      I initially was thinking nah the eShop is worse. But at least there aren't actual malicious games or viruses on the eShop

  • @warbossgegguz679
    @warbossgegguz679 Před 5 měsíci +153

    I will always say that the lack of "quality control" on places like the eShop and Steam is always better for devs as it gives them the freedom to publish their works regardless of how odd or niche the concept is.
    That doesn't mean that I enjoy the mountain of trash that also allows for however. I just know we gotta take the good with the bad.

    • @senritsujumpsuit6021
      @senritsujumpsuit6021 Před 5 měsíci +12

      its like the technically bad movies it gives youtubers an twitches streamers stuff to do

    • @Sin_Alder
      @Sin_Alder Před 5 měsíci +11

      I strongly disagree. While I'm in favor of letting people release games without quality control (thanks to both freedom of expression, and fantastic games that never got released because of companies owning the platforms denying them on the basis of "this doesn't fit the image we're trying to build for our system"), with the lack of quality control I don't even bother browsing either Steam or the Switch eShop anymore. It goes from me occasionally looking for games to play, to not bothering, because I know ~99% of the games are going to be absolute garbage.
      What the lack of quality control does for devs, as far as I can tell, is diverts customers away from good devs that deserve customers, with half of said customers not buying any games, and the other half instead spending their money on devs that asset flip and churn out the worst of the worst shovelware.

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Před 5 měsíci +18

      @@Sin_Alder Who determines what is "quality" enough for their platform?
      Unless a game is literally broken there's no objective measurement of quality. Also, your reaction sounds more like an issue of your own impatience and desire to be spoon-fed rather than the platform's fault.
      It's akin to saying "I don't watch YT or TV because I know 99% of uploads and shows are shit." It doesn't make sense.
      Sturgeon's law is nothing new, but a big part of it is that the 10% that isn't crap serves to justify the 90% that is.
      Also, nobody is forcing you to buy shovelware... so why do you care about it?

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 Před 5 měsíci +11

      It would be much better if Nintendo allowed refunds

    • @warbossgegguz679
      @warbossgegguz679 Před 5 měsíci +13

      @@jesusramirezromo2037 now THAT I agree with, but basically no storefront outside of Steam has a decent refund policy sadly.
      And ninty in particular are very adamant they dont need one. And until every game has a demo like the early 360 days, I'm going to continue to feel its bullshit.
      I will way though, I do like that Nintendo has a points system that ACTUALLY MATTERS. Every time I see the "steam points" I get for buying stuff I just keep hoping that someday gaben will let me use them for discounts instead of Emotes and other trash.

  • @owenbaker2.084
    @owenbaker2.084 Před 5 měsíci +53

    Wonder what will the 300th AntDude special be about?
    (Will it finally be that big Kirby Right Back At Ya video we where promised?)

  • @Confuzed54
    @Confuzed54 Před 5 měsíci +16

    I just finished rewatching Hbomberguy’s Roblox oof video, so seeing Tommy’s face pop up again in another video definitely took me by surprise. You know, the kind of surprise you get when you’re walking down the road and suddenly notice a dead bird right in front of you.

  • @rafaelzavros4391
    @rafaelzavros4391 Před 5 měsíci +120

    Never knew that buying my Switch this late meant witnessing the horrors of it's eshop. I'm scared.

    • @thardump859
      @thardump859 Před 5 měsíci +7

      I have not once in my entire life visited the Nintendo Switch eShop, despite having a switch. All because I need a fucking, stupid ass Nintendo account! Like fuck that shit! I'm not wasting my time doing that crap!

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 5 měsíci +3

      That’s a cow looks genuinely fun to me 🤣 pretty clever using the milk udder as a kind of milk jet pack

    • @benjaminsmit781
      @benjaminsmit781 Před 5 měsíci

      @@therunawaykid6523you can get it on ur phone

    • @milkymilk53
      @milkymilk53 Před 4 měsíci +1

      It's been like this for years

  • @RyderMK
    @RyderMK Před 5 měsíci +133

    The amount of adult games I’ve seen on the eShop since I turned 17 last year is insane, like literally anything gets put up.
    Edit: when I say adult, I meant like heavily sexual games, not necessarily just ones with straight up nudity in it or things of the sort.

    • @liammcnicholas918
      @liammcnicholas918 Před 5 měsíci +27

      Bonus points if the game’s cover was done with AI, because a certain type of fanbase is really putting AI to good use ;)

    • @Greendawn-di3dl
      @Greendawn-di3dl Před 5 měsíci +11

      I mean "adult" do any of them have actual nudity? I figured none of them did it'd be too easy for a kid to buy, I remember I had to buy the ds internet Explorer when I was a kid to look up naked ladies kids have it too easy nowadays.

    • @liammcnicholas918
      @liammcnicholas918 Před 5 měsíci +8

      @@Greendawn-di3dl Pretty sure they do but they can’t show it because of the ESRB

    • @Greendawn-di3dl
      @Greendawn-di3dl Před 5 měsíci +4

      @@liammcnicholas918 I'm confused they do or don't have nudity? From what I've seen it looks like clever smoke use or something unlike steam which has straight up porn but I've noticed a ton of adult games on the switch

    • @CBman11037
      @CBman11037 Před 5 měsíci +11

      ​@@Greendawn-di3dlThe farthest any switch game can go is like Senran Kagura stuff. Don't thinkt you can find an actual eroge on the switch

  • @PrecursorIdeliron
    @PrecursorIdeliron Před 5 měsíci +7

    “You gotta give the degenerates some quality! It doesn’t make any sense! They need the most help!”
    I’m like 25% awake, and hearing Anthony say that, looking over to the game on screen, seeing…Waifu Impact…I’m…I think we’ve peaked.

  • @Roboshi2007
    @Roboshi2007 Před 5 měsíci +8

    I think the long titles are literally search engine optimisation, putting as many words in the title that the eshop will allow so you get flagged in more searches

  • @KeebeThePlush
    @KeebeThePlush Před 5 měsíci +131

    Nintendo wasn’t wrong when they said “Nintendo switch has games”

    • @skeletalmixer1019
      @skeletalmixer1019 Před 5 měsíci +4

      These are definitely some of them

    • @rcmero
      @rcmero Před měsícem

      _The_ games of all time, for sure.

  • @hydrumpex6423
    @hydrumpex6423 Před 4 měsíci +9

    "An advertisement for a Virtual Platypus Network?"
    _draws hat_
    "PERRY the Virtual Platypus Network!"

  • @Delcat42
    @Delcat42 Před 2 měsíci +3

    As someone with a frankly embarrassing shovelware library, you saved me far more than this. Hope it helps promote more shovelware videos, because kusoge is the best-worst and you are a king of archivists! Also, ants are cool and have little songs. Thank you, AntDude.

  • @henrysmarthy286
    @henrysmarthy286 Před 5 měsíci +23

    In game design class we made games in about 2 months and they still look better than what is here

  • @Legoguy9875
    @Legoguy9875 Před 5 měsíci +48

    If it helps you feel better, there is a game similar to 3D Advantime that's actually good, called Entropy Centre. It takes Portal's puzzle chamber structure and utilizes time travel as a puzzle mechanic. If you thought the concept of Advantime was cool, Entropy Centre does that WAY better across a 6-7 hour campaign, and even has support for custom levels on the PC version.
    Tut

  • @ZethisVA
    @ZethisVA Před 5 měsíci +11

    5:45 Honestly I love these riddiculous long titles. It's the only reason I bought "Zettai Hero Project: Absolute Victory Unlosing Ranger vs. Demon General Darkdeath Evilman" back in the day. Turns out that was actually a pretty fun game, but thaat title is hilarious.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Zettai zetsumei toshi is one of my all time favourite series (or the English translation disaster report) man I love those games 😁😏

  • @gameboy6176
    @gameboy6176 Před 5 měsíci +17

    Fun fact: Skating with Maxwell cat actually is multiplayer. If you’re connected to the internet, it automatically puts you in a lobby with whoever else is playing. I’m not too surprised you didn’t run into anyone, but as someone who bought the game when it first released, I can confirm that there was online interaction.

  • @adamkampen
    @adamkampen Před 5 měsíci +10

    It's truly astounding what you can put on the eShop, I found a game called Tales of Shinobi (the full name was one of those name 5 genres and then put simulator on the end) and I could only call it an alpha build at most. I spent some time messing with the movement in the "town" (5 or so chunks of buildings with questionable to non-existent collision) before fighting an endles swarm of monsters but the game itself lists the verion on the Switch homescreen as 0.1, I didn't even know you could release a game in the eShop before version 1.0

  • @MM-kh4hi
    @MM-kh4hi Před 5 měsíci +7

    I played though the entirety of "Valentina". There's bosses, but the game has no ending whatsoever. The parents simply don't exist

  • @callumsparrow4379
    @callumsparrow4379 Před 5 měsíci +5

    “You can’t escape death or taxes.”
    Not with that attitude you can’t.

  • @andreortegabernal537
    @andreortegabernal537 Před 5 měsíci +66

    Got to say, it requires a lot of will power to pay for these games, then play them all and then make a 50 minute video, great work Anthony.

  • @drrichardew7878
    @drrichardew7878 Před 5 měsíci +14

    Tbh as someone whos made a pretty low quality mobile game before, some of these I give real credit too, like the few you mentioned at the end, crazy bus, and especially deer god holy shit that pixel art is gorgeous.
    The only real sin about these is that they cost real money to play, thats the shitty thing here holding them all back.
    Also idk about you man but fight of gods is goated as hell, I wish it was more properly updated lol

  • @adamkampen
    @adamkampen Před 5 měsíci +16

    I had bought Valentina for like 10 cents one day with my gold points just to see what it's like, I played it for longer than I probably should have and beat like two bosses and got a few new types of arrows, the game is not very good but odly charming with it's poorly translated script. I found I had to start just avoiding enemies because I was running out of arrows, only some of them would drop more than I had to use to kill them. I did actually enjoy playing the game though, enough to consider opening it again when I see it in my list of games. I've played much worse in my under a dollar dumpster dives.

  • @3ternals0ul25
    @3ternals0ul25 Před 5 měsíci +6

    I want to chime in, that "rap song that samples Toxic" in the skating game? I think that's literally just a Soundcloud mashup of Toxic and another song. They just used a bunch of songs they had saved to their CZcams playlist and said "Yeah I can make a few bucks off of this"
    Edit: Toxic Coffee, if anyone is curious.

  • @blakeburton7336
    @blakeburton7336 Před 5 měsíci +3

    39:20 “congratulations you finished the track in 576 movements” yeah I would want to snap my controller in half too at that point😂

  • @MarshedWS
    @MarshedWS Před 4 měsíci +3

    0:52 is the most acknowledgement Love Live will get in a random Nintendo CZcams video, and I love it

  • @Chaos89P
    @Chaos89P Před 5 měsíci +8

    You'd be surprised at what the C64's SID chip is capable of. I know of a game whose title screen them sounds almost like it was ripped off of a rock album of the time.

  • @mariahs6
    @mariahs6 Před 5 měsíci +15

    I love the Drawn to Life series, drawing whichever characters and assets you want into the games is loads of fun and the story is one heck of an emotional rollercoaster. Lots of the bosses are fun and challenging (though I will never understand why the Galactic Jungle Boss needed to take a boatload of hits before it was defeated).
    When Two Realms was announced, I was so hyped, but playing it showed that the integrity and love from the previous games did not carry over (except the pixel art and music). Touchscreen integration would have been cool and consistent with the rest of the series and the amount of glitches I encountered during my playthrough made it clear there was no playtesting. It felt like a ported mobile game and I was heavily disappointed. The Puzzle Platforming could have worked as a minigame or a sidequest rather than changing the genre that fans are used to and enjoy.
    All in all, if a series had the choice to continue but the catch is that it has to be a heavy departure from previous titles, then it's better off as is.

    • @DaNintendude
      @DaNintendude Před 4 měsíci +2

      Really hope that Two Realms isn't the death of the series.
      Not sure how well I'd trust another new title, considering how Two Realms turned out, but a remaster or remake of the original 2 DS games would be awesome. Even if they just reuse the exact same assets from the originals. The original games are so charming that they don't really need anything extra. A cheap port with both of those games and maybe some enhanced features in the drawing canvas would be enough for me.
      And yeah, the game was absolutely packed with glitches. I remember I was in a really long string of annoying levels, and I got to one with those horn enemies. They started duplicating fire and slowed down the game so much that I couldn't move and had to reset the game. Not only are the levels filled with glitches, many of them are extremely difficult, and there's no way to skip them. If you can't get it right, you're screwed. And there's no satisfaction because every single level of the game have disjointed themes and no bosses, and then the NPC acts like nothing happened. No one grows as a character, you kinda just fix their emotions somehow and it makes it feel like nothing is happening.

    • @mariahs6
      @mariahs6 Před 4 měsíci +1

      @@DaNintendude Ooh yes, that port idea is great, I'd be down for that!
      Oh no, that glitch sounds horrible. I got a graphics glitch at 3AM (yes, this actually happened lol) and it scared me so much due to its sheer abruptness. It also softlocked the game upon completing the level and I had to restart (luckily it saved progress).
      And yeah, I totally forgot about Aldark and the plot of going into people's minds to make them forget that they were feeling upset. It was nowhere near the impact of Wilfre and Mike's conundrum.

  • @Matt23488
    @Matt23488 Před 5 měsíci +11

    Obviously these are mostly cash grabs. But I've wondered before if perhaps a few of those publishers are maybe tied to some educational institution where students can publish their games at the end of the semester or w/e

  • @ThePsh07
    @ThePsh07 Před 5 měsíci +5

    9:14 my favorite part is seeing the large Switch software group labeled, “trash.” 😆

  • @be_rad_
    @be_rad_ Před 5 měsíci +4

    Imagine being switch friends with antdude and you're just trying to enjoy some mario wonder and it just says deer God, foot clinic, and skateboarding with maxwell cat every 45 minutes

  • @skyrimlover777
    @skyrimlover777 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Not to mention the racket that is the "new games" page where this one dev keeps giving fake new versions to their shovelware to put it back to the top of the list over and over again. You mentioned it, but this is absolutely the biggest issue with the eshop.

  • @FoxMan_FF
    @FoxMan_FF Před 5 měsíci +25

    Wow. The sheer amount of copyright infringement in that Maxwell skateboarding game is astounding- and it's on the PS4 too?

  • @yggdrasilsaltar
    @yggdrasilsaltar Před 5 měsíci +26

    ive been looking for more games to add to my backlog so im definitely taking notes, thanks antdude!

    • @CBman11037
      @CBman11037 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Play Ski Sniper

    • @gsinemedia
      @gsinemedia Před 5 měsíci

      That's a cow is genuinely funny stupid

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 5 měsíci

      I recommend the draw an epic stick man games it’s pretty cool you can create your own character, items, weapons, enemies there are currently three of them to play

  • @neverlandnights
    @neverlandnights Před 5 měsíci +15

    It's weird with how lawyer happy Nintendo is that they have games like this on their shop. They seem so careful of their image.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 5 měsíci +1

      Yeah I agree there is even a Mario odyssey rip off on the eshop staring a clown character

    • @tydshiin5783
      @tydshiin5783 Před 4 měsíci

      ​@@therunawaykid6523a representative of the entire Nintendo company

  • @sonicheroxd5767
    @sonicheroxd5767 Před 5 měsíci +15

    I won't say who it is, but a close friend of mine actually did the art for one of these "adult-themed" puzzle games.

    • @JeskidoYT
      @JeskidoYT Před 5 měsíci +4

      Damn I hope theyre okay

    • @Chordata7
      @Chordata7 Před 5 měsíci +6

      I hope they were paid well cause god... they need it.

    • @megaene
      @megaene Před 3 měsíci +1

      Hey it's okay, the art in those games is really nice, it's just the games that are garbage. Hope the pay was nice for your friend, illustrators is an often underpaid category of workers.

  • @ThatOneShortieHo
    @ThatOneShortieHo Před 4 měsíci +4

    I rhink the amount of calculators on the switch is absolutely hysterical because at what point when you need a calculator do you have access to your switch but NOT your own phone

    • @rcmero
      @rcmero Před měsícem

      The Nintendo Switch has a calculator. The iPhone does not.
      Seriously, you have to get out of your way to install a calculator from the App Store because Apple insists on not including one out of the box.
      God damn, _even the Nintendo DS_ has a calculator. *Two of them.*

    • @ThatOneShortieHo
      @ThatOneShortieHo Před měsícem

      @@rcmero that is honestly the most Apple thing I've heard in a while. Rip

  • @patg108
    @patg108 Před 5 měsíci +5

    Its what happens when Nintendo gives the green light to most anything from a mobile platform or indie (on steam or not probably) the green light. I'll agree they were too strict in the past but at least with the wii, 3ds, wii u you could easily spot the 1 to 3 good ones per week that depending upon how low your standards and how open your wallet is were worth paying for.
    Nowadays to get the best deal you may as well have a gamefaqs tab open and youtube page open plus a mobile phone/tablet next to you to see what is available elsewhere for the best version/price, and if it isn't simply free (not to mention fire up the digital stores to make certain its not simply hidden in your steam list someplace)
    Its a lot of "click bait" (aka click we got your money) on the shop hoping you didn't research (due to hassle) that you could of got them cheaper elsewhere or free in some cases or realized (via reviews) that it simply just "looked good but wasn't". Combine that with the fact that some of these games might have physical releases on a platform that doesn't (correct me if i'm wrong, switch doesn't support external hdd yet?, its predecessor the wii u did)
    Meaning they're hoping you'll fill that sd card (whichever size you buy) with trash games.

    • @patg108
      @patg108 Před 5 měsíci +1

      i like videos like this, it shows that there is much worse than LOTR Gollum (and the other new LOTR game doesn't look good to me by comparison to Shadow of war & mordor) or Kong Skull island.
      I'd bet most anyone reading this would rather of played those overly bashed and technically underrated games that may well get some praise when they're like $5-10 usd in the bargain bin that get bought up and rarely played if ever by the owner of that particular copy.

  • @twoloavesofbread
    @twoloavesofbread Před 5 měsíci +5

    okay but I'm really interested in Ski Sniper now. what an insane concept for a game

  • @MadQuickScotsman
    @MadQuickScotsman Před měsícem +1

    3D Advantime is basically The Entropy Center if it was made on a budget of one shoelace and a Snickers bar.

  • @TophatOfficialMusicYT.
    @TophatOfficialMusicYT. Před 5 měsíci +32

    The worst part about the eshop is that not only is their all that adult shovelware, but unlike steam theirs PARENTS that own the switch, so not only are there adult games but now a ton of kids garbage too.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Yeah hope so, the current sale on the switch e shop says there over 3000 games on sale which is absolutely insane also I think it would be better if the games on sale were sorted into categories so we don’t have to just search endlessly through a massive list steam store is much more learnt and much less laggy to look through to me

  • @KoolLeo11
    @KoolLeo11 Před 4 měsíci +3

    I hate it when they turn free mobile games into paid switch games.

  • @terric8501
    @terric8501 Před 5 měsíci +6

    So many games on the eshop are worse than free flash games at this point

  • @thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307
    @thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307 Před 5 měsíci +5

    The E shop is just the Wild west of games, You just never know what your going to stumble upon.

  • @Evan.280
    @Evan.280 Před 5 měsíci +3

    really like this series of showing the good and bad from the eshop. i have too many games to get through but i cant say no to buying a ton of great stuff

  • @DanPantzig
    @DanPantzig Před 5 měsíci +7

    Most C64 games have AMAZING music. Even if the people programming the games didn't give a shit, it seemed like the music composers gave TOO MANY shits.

  • @JM-dc5rn
    @JM-dc5rn Před měsícem +2

    Nintendo just be handing out dev kits to whoever at this point.

  • @adamkampen
    @adamkampen Před 5 měsíci +7

    I had an Intelivison plug and play I got from some garage sale or the like as a kid full of Atari 2600 style games, and my favourite one in the bunch was actually Shark! Shark!, I played it a lot. It's nice to see it get an HD remaster as eShop shovelware with extra game industry history attached to it

    • @Bubbabyte99
      @Bubbabyte99 Před měsícem

      It's so fascinating to me how much in common two total strangers can have, cuz I had that plug and play too, and my favorite game on it was also Shark! Shark!.

  • @dexgray4581
    @dexgray4581 Před 5 měsíci +4

    “Have More Fun Tomorrow”

  • @getuponthemike6341
    @getuponthemike6341 Před 5 měsíci +9

    Damn ive always thought Deer God was like a real game, one that people liked! The devs for that one have made some decent stuff before

    • @eratinuwu1952
      @eratinuwu1952 Před 5 měsíci +6

      I do think it is a real game but it's just awkward to get into and doesn't particularly explain itself well either
      It is niche at the very least

  • @Raul_27
    @Raul_27 Před 5 měsíci +1

    Anthony you are back. Wishing you happy Holidays. Take care, man.

  • @TemasHistorias
    @TemasHistorias Před 2 měsíci +3

    Remember when you had to be very priviledged to be able to publish in a nintendo console?

  • @darienb1127
    @darienb1127 Před 5 měsíci +3

    22:52 Kind of off topic, but that's the mindset that the Senran Kagura devs had. They wanted to make a game that's degenerate as all hell while still playing well. And from what i've heard, they did a good job. It's basically just Waifu Dynasty Warriors.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews Před 5 měsíci +3

    "You all know about Michael, right?"
    "Well, of course I know him. He's me."

  • @subtledemisefox
    @subtledemisefox Před 5 měsíci +2

    Kinda funny that you brought up Jumpin Joe & Friends and Croc's World. Both games my kids wanted me to buy for them because they were super cheap (like less than a dollar if I remember correctly). The only one they actually like is Jumpin Joe. We still play it as a family every so often.

  • @AlwaysANemesis
    @AlwaysANemesis Před 18 dny +1

    Holy shit, he is not joking, if you _know_ the ending for the DS version of Drawn to Life: The Next Chapter...
    that ripped my soul out as a kid.

  • @Spacething7474
    @Spacething7474 Před 5 měsíci +4

    13:18 how dare you insult bouncy bob like this! scott the woz loved it so much he bought it, and then bought it 4 more times.

  • @ChadMorningWood
    @ChadMorningWood Před 5 měsíci +5

    Is it bad this video made me buy the Maxwell cat game? Like it actually looks like a decent time killer

  • @seraph1el_
    @seraph1el_ Před 5 měsíci +2

    i feel it should be mentioned that "amazing mage" also just.. straight up steals the design of the black mage from ff1?

  • @GothitallicaALT
    @GothitallicaALT Před 5 měsíci +1

    It’s driving me up a wall. AntDude *needs* to make a video about drawn to life like oh my god

  • @Raphe9000
    @Raphe9000 Před 5 měsíci +13

    I actually beat Drawn to Life 2 Realms on the Switch when I got into a super nostalgic Drawn to Life kick. It was... something. Honestly, I do think at least some of the team really did have a passion for the original series, and they did try to keep the original story going, even with a lot of handwaving, but ya, even without the mobile game feeling that purveys throughout the entire game, it was also really not polished at all.
    It feels like they tried to make a somewhat interactive physics sandbox with the enemies and the level interactions, but it's so finicky that even some of the required story levels can be unbeatable at times (I had to exit out of a late game set of really annoying levels due to enemies getting bugged, and it made me have to restart the entire level set...), and it really feels like a fair few of the level concepts were designed before the actual engine was complete (or whatever state you can call it). The few times you do get to actually draw things "to life" also are plagued by an editor worse than the first game's, so that's quite sad.
    All that said, I did still enjoy beating it just to get a bit of a happy ending to the story that ended on quite a cliffhanger beforehand, and it actually was really fun to go back to older levels and get a ton of points after learning a bunch of exploits with the scoring system and enemy/level interactions.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 5 měsíci +2

      Shame, I loved the ds drawn to life games also there are the draw an epic stick man games there are two of them on the shop and I noticed there is now a third one - the thing I love about this series is it lets you create your own character, weapons, items, keys, enemies as long as you can draw it you can put it into the game which is pretty cool in the second game there was even an extra dlc chapter called drawn below

    • @DaNintendude
      @DaNintendude Před 4 měsíci +2

      Yeah I'm at least glad the story came to the end. And was left sort of open-ended in case they want to continue the series again.
      Thematically, I really disliked the point of the game though. Just entering people's minds and basically "fixing" their emotions without letting them grow themselves felt super cheap. And all the levels being disjointed and having no bosses made everything so unsatisfying.
      I still somewhat appreciate it for what it is, but man... what could've been. Worried that the game killed the series, but maybe that's for the best if they're gonna turn out like Two Realms. I'd be done for HD Ports or remakes of the first 2 games though, as long as they have enough polish to function properly.
      And regarding glitches, I had the exact same experience. Those freaking horn enemies started duplicating fireballs and slowed down the game to the point I couldn't even die and had to reset.

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 4 měsíci

      @@DaNintendude the second draw a stick man epic game actually has mini bosses and there is actually a boss fight at the end of the second game I look forward to plying the third game on my switch soon if it goes on sale

  • @dexgray4581
    @dexgray4581 Před 5 měsíci +3

    “Have more fun tomorrow”

  • @bennusmagnus5277
    @bennusmagnus5277 Před 5 měsíci +2

    You know what? I'm gonna say it. That Maxwell cat skateboarding game reminds me of those PC skateboard game demos from back in the day. It rally did give me nostalgic feelings when I saw that.

  • @Diddy64wii
    @Diddy64wii Před 3 měsíci +1

    20:29 : I didn't know they released a modern Asterix game on the NA eShop. That's...interesting and kinda cool, ngl.

  • @JPHarringtonJr
    @JPHarringtonJr Před 5 měsíci +14

    Nintendo's Seal of Approval is on fire, all this trash is invading the eshop, and it's too busy shutting down amazing fan projects to ever notice how much it's own online selection completely sucks.

    • @purplemist7
      @purplemist7 Před 5 měsíci +3

      I understand them going after fan games since if they're making money off of their IP, then that's a problem for them or for legal reasons if Nintendo should put out a similar game in the future, but they really do need to invest some time into quality control on the eshop.

    • @LordArikado
      @LordArikado Před 5 měsíci +3

      The old Nintendo Seal of Quality never actually had anything to do with quality, it just meant it was an officially licensed Nintendo product, which basically amounted to "they don't have nudity, gore, or religious content in their game and they pay us for the manufacturing costs and a cut of the profits".
      So if anything, this is keeping that proud tradition of making people think they have quality control if it's on their storefront alive and well.

    • @gimok2k5
      @gimok2k5 Před 5 měsíci +2

      @@LordArikado Pretty much. As I am very sure most LJN games on the NES had the "Seal of Quality", which they were anything but...
      Plus said "Seal of Quality" hasn't been a thing for how many decades?

    • @nobodyinparticular9640
      @nobodyinparticular9640 Před 5 měsíci +4

      ​@@purplemist7ah yes, the fan games that are distributed for free, making so much money off shittendo's IPs

    • @JPHarringtonJr
      @JPHarringtonJr Před 5 měsíci

      @@LordArikado the point was that Nintendo actually looked at every game being published back then. They obviously aren't at all concerned with what content get dumped onto their platform these days. Look how many trash fire games are dumped on the eShop weekly compared to how many bad games came out in the NES lifespan

  • @SirGrimly
    @SirGrimly Před 5 měsíci +78

    Thank you AntDude for calling AI art what it is: Gross

  • @StarboundRose
    @StarboundRose Před 5 měsíci +2

    Oh boy I sure hope he mentions “Risk Your Life to get Your Dinner Back!”

  • @z.s.7992
    @z.s.7992 Před 2 měsíci +1

    Thank you for doing the needful.
    I would love to get the people together that play the bad shovelware and asset flips to do an hour long weekly podcast

  • @andreworders7305
    @andreworders7305 Před 5 měsíci +3

    I don’t mind Monty Mole collection at all. It’s a win for game preservation regardless and f the original quality

  • @Saxdude26
    @Saxdude26 Před 5 měsíci +3

    Glad you gave the blemish to the Dynablaster name that Tommy endorsed the bare minimum amount of time it deserved... OH HE MAKE'A ME SO MAD!

  • @Toohotmittens
    @Toohotmittens Před 5 měsíci +1

    I didn’t expect to have “Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock” unlocked in my brain today.

  • @martinjmcc1981
    @martinjmcc1981 Před 14 dny

    Monty Mole is a old school gaming legend in the UK, if there was a UK 80s computer smash, he'd likely be there with Dizzy, Jet Set Willy, Manic Miner, Chuckie Egg, having said that they'd all have the same move set.

  • @JaxTheEpic
    @JaxTheEpic Před 5 měsíci +3

    The eshop is the modern equivalent of action 52.

  • @shadowsnake5133
    @shadowsnake5133 Před 5 měsíci +4

    Drawn to life, the ds series that traumatized me at the library I rented it from... No I'm not joking, my library let me rent out ds games instead of books, honestly, makes just as much sense, even more so than blockbuster, as if you're renting out entertainment, why not rent all of them out at 1 location?

    • @Raphe9000
      @Raphe9000 Před 5 měsíci +3

      I was traumatized after the ending of the *first* game because I was quite young and hadn't really been exposed to much of death beforehand, and that's nothing compared to the original/canon ending of the second game, which I guess I was lucky I only played pretty recently. Even so, the series holds a really soft spot in my heart and is IMO quite underrated (well DTL and DTL:TNC at least).

    • @therunawaykid6523
      @therunawaykid6523 Před 5 měsíci +1

      @@Raphe9000yeah I enjoyed them as well I loved that you could create your own character, health pickups, weapons and could colour in the town over time - there is a similar series on the e shop I highly recommend called draw an epic stick man you can create your own character, weapons, items, enemies there are currently three of the games available

  • @DaveyL2013
    @DaveyL2013 Před 5 měsíci +2

    Ah yes, the three constants, death, taxes, and shovelware.

  • @gabrieldomino
    @gabrieldomino Před 5 měsíci +2

    Antdude prauises the Monty on the Run soundtrack. Instant like. All hail Rob Hubbard.

  • @Crystre
    @Crystre Před 5 měsíci +3

    I once played a game called “the intership” and it interested me because of the art work, and I thought it would be a neat visual novel. If the game has come out a bit later I would have assumed everything was ai, heck I still think it is and the only reason I’m not 100% is because it was made before the ai boom. The game has like 6 sprites and three backgrounds. The story is nonsensical and behind short. The game rewards you cgs for getting endings and they showed the cgs in the store page, but the art dosent even have the characters in the story. I paid 5 dollars for it, and beat it in 10 minutes. Also the ui was god awful.

  • @peety0792
    @peety0792 Před 5 měsíci +3

    ANTDUDE WHERE IS THE YOKAI WATCH VIDEO IT WOULD BE PERFECT FOR YOUR CHANNEL

  • @gapfmmadeira8339
    @gapfmmadeira8339 Před 5 měsíci +2

    30:18 I am from Portugal so seeing Antdude trying to spell a portuguese name is hilarious😂

  • @cbkirby6199
    @cbkirby6199 Před 5 měsíci

    In my headcanon this is the final AntDude episode. This is how he canonically goes down, playing bad E-shop games.

  • @CrystalChris1709
    @CrystalChris1709 Před 5 měsíci +3

    It is surreal seeing Survival, a game that is a Unity asset flip, but all of it comes from a SINGLE asset pack. I used parts of the pack for a final in university and the UI, the player model, the trees, the programming, they are all from the same pack. Actually incredible.

  • @No_Life_Alex
    @No_Life_Alex Před 5 měsíci +5

    the nintendo switch eshop is a prime showcase on why every online game store should be legally required to adopt the steam refund policy.

    • @Adam-xd9tr
      @Adam-xd9tr Před 5 měsíci

      Seriously, some of these look like they could be a fun time to riff on with friends, but the fact you can't refund anything on the eshop immediately kills that idea. I don't want any of these games permanently on my system.

  • @MrOakridge
    @MrOakridge Před 5 měsíci +1

    All these things that can dubiously be called "games" getting accepted onto the eShop, and Nintendo has repeatedly denied me a dev kit for an actually functional, finished game I made with the Switch specifically in mind. I don't understand the world.

  • @yingyangdevious
    @yingyangdevious Před 5 měsíci +1

    Something about the flying cow got me and I am crying real tears of laughter. 😂😂😂

  • @zilikslider
    @zilikslider Před 5 měsíci +3

    Hey look maxwell the funny cat