AUDIO RP | Baking With Your Shifter Crush [F4A]
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- čas přidán 4. 07. 2024
- A sweet moment with some sweet treats
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AUDIO SUMMARY: After weeks of hyping yourself up, the opportunity has finally presented itself for you to invite Claire over for a baking… hangout. Now she’s in your apartment and things feel easier than you ever imagined they could. And in all the calm and peaceful, Claire lets some of her walls down. Just for you.
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I think this audio has been requested for almost two years now, and coincidentally, on July 7th it’ll be the 2 year anniversary of meeting Claire and Ranger!! So I hope you all enjoy 💛
As always: Drink water, have a good meal, stay cozy, and have a good one!
Best,
Castle 💛
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GUYS WE GRADUATED
Tears of joy🥹❤️
PFFFHAHAH LMFAOOO indeed we have 😭💀💀
“ don’t make me pick you up and move you… We both know we I already can” CLAIRE🛐
WE’VE BEEN UPGRADED TO CRUSH 🥹
BAKING DATE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
And Claire is our “Shifter Crush” now! (As if she hasn’t been since the beginning)
Of course Ranger is a D&D nerd
who’s counting the number of ruined kisses 😩
AHHH THE SLOWBURN IS FINALLY BURNING MY CLAIRE RANGER HEART GONNA EXPLODE I NEED MY FLUFFY DUCKS TO SMOOCH
2:08
now Claire knows what Isiah looks like!
GOD DAMMIT COOKER ALARM! WE WERE GETTING SOMEWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬😭🤬
Claire's laugh is so beautiful and wholesome! I love seeing how she's come to let some walls down around Ranger, this is the sweetest slow burn ever!
give me an hour of claire and you’ll never see me complaining 🥹
i'm sick of the universe stopping them!! LET THEM BE HAPPY
POV: not me picturing that moment when Claire is laughing and just falling more in love with her 🥰
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, EVERYONE REMAIN FUCKING CALM
Claire's laugh.
That laugh is everything.
Ranger is a D&D fan. That. Is. Lovely.
16:54 HER LAUGH OMG I CANTTT ❤️❤️
OMG HER LAUGH I'M MELTING WOMEN HELP MEH!!!!!!
Let’s fucking go boys. Shifter crush
Oh Hell, it's here! Nobody panic, we're finally getting somewhere! C'mon Khakis, we know you can do it!
LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!! BAKING AUDIOOOOO! *post audio* Chloe is gonna kick Ranger's ass for not confessing yet, but WHO CAN BLAME THEM THAT LAUGH WAS SO PURE!!
Commentary below, as always:
Claire McKenzie Greene, you were late? Shame lol (The fact she shifted cause it was faster is adorable though lol)
Did both of y’all turn up messy from the outdoors? Lol (“I’ll let it go when I’m six feet under” - I’m dying 🤣)
Oh hey, Ranger has a nice place? Good for them lol (Wonder if they cleaned up for Claire? 😏)
Awwww, work environment vs home environment contrast 💙 (Knick knacks are the best)
OH MY GOD THEY WERE SUMMER CAMP BUDDIES?! AHHHHH SO CUTE!!
LET HER LOOK RANGER! SHE DESERVES THE “EMBARRASSING PHOTOS” TOUR! 🤣
Ignored in favor of pissing you off lolol
Oh, PLEASE pick them up and move them 😏 🤣
Ayo? 👀 (SHE MOVED SIMON?! DAMN GIRL!)
Hahahaha, you just want an excuse to toss them.
ELF COSTUME?! TIEFLING?! OH MY GOD RANGER’S A NERD YESSSSSS!!
We need a DnD audio with Ranger. Abby hosting a local one-shot, maybe?
Ranger loves the Pack and loves baking, don’t worry lol
OH CLAIRE I KNOW YOU DID NOT JUST SUGGEST BAKE AND BREAK TO A BAKER! (Honestly, I use both lmao But Ranger sifted their flour, they’re definitely the more “homemade or death” type)
To be fair: Baking is a bit more flexible than some realize. Environmental factors, adjusting recipes, sometimes you gotta be able to adjust on the fly lol (Like realizing humidity outside will absolutely affect your bread dough. Every time.)
Ooof, a mood - being outside the comfort zone is already tough, but being on the spot also sucks.
Ranger is loving this. Claire just wants to throttle them lol
Pffff “You’re in charge, you get the blame” - classic.
HAH! RANGER WITH THE APRON COLLECTION! (AYO YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT THEIR BIRTHDAY?! 👀 👀)
(Fun fact: I never use one while baking. Too lazy to find one every time lol)
Ranger, you don’t know her birthday? For shame. lol
AHAHAHAHAHA GIVE HER THE PAWS ONE! 🤣
Claire has “I can throw you around” and “You’re not funny” remarks. Ranger has dog jokes lol (One year, Claire is gonna get a dog stress toy. And then Ranger is gonna give her the actual gift after lol)
They absolutely do, don’t test them lmao
“What kind of cookies are we making?” “Yes.”
Oooh, peanut butter cookies are so good! 💙
OH FUCK YEAH DUMPSTER COOKIES! 8D (Claire, you’re so mean 🤣)
Awww, they’re learning lolol
Claire been doing blood magic again? Those turn the fingers black after a bit, right? (Was that what held her up at work? Creating supplemental blood?)
Dry ingredients are probably the best option for a newbie. lol
Oi, you’re more likely to brown butter than burn it lol (Don’t ask me how many times I’ve done that on accident. Or made it blow up in the microwave - those little rubber covers are a godsend)
Hah! Called it. (Also love that they’re bonding 💙)
OH SO YOU KNOW YOU OVERWORK YOURSELF!
*furiously writing down Blood Mage lore*
….Claire, how often have you used a glamour to hide the eyes?
Ohoho, Claire made them breakfast, huh? 😏 (That’s one of her love languages, right?)
This is honestly really fascinating, and I love that she’s comfortable enough to talk about it with Ranger.
Oh, Lydia taught her the glamours? (Aww, the insecurity mention 🙁 Claire… Proud of you for recognizing it, but also feels)
Ranger, you’re being too complicated with that explanation lmao Scoop the dough up onto a rubber spatula, “fold” it on top like you would a piece of paper you’re folding in half.
(Also, it’s literally fancy mixing. Usually for whipped items, delicate stuff. You can just mix chips lol)
Aaaaand, boom goes the flour cloud lmao
Claire laughing is officially sunshine incarnate oh my goddddd 💙 I’m in love 🥰
Definitely save the clean-up for after the cookies are made. You’ll get messier again, guaranteed lol
RANGER THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY CHIPS! EVEN FOR DUMPSTER COOKIES! 🤣 (Okay, maybe a bit for dumpster cookies)
Lollll welcome to the downside of baking: So many dishes. More than your dishwasher can hold. (Worth it)
Complaining to complain is good for the soul lol
Awww, Ranger’s special 💙 (“Usually the person I’m complaining about” 🤣)
CLAIRE NEEDS THIS TIME TO BITCH FREELY! WE LOVE IT!
The fact she didn’t notice her hands shifted back cause she was having a good time 💙
Oh damn, is she gonna tell them about the scars? 😯
…Gonna be honest, that was probably a nicer snarky response than she would have usually given to them asking. Growth!
Awww, poor Claire 🙁 Hitting that level of vulnerability, accepting it for yourself and not just the others… shit’s hard. Especially facing it more than others do, every day.
Oh my god she’s telling them 😯
Ranger trying to be supportive and Claire being open but also setting her boundaries is just… 🥺 (Major respect to Ranger for not asking to see, and just treating it like she can be comfy on her time, not theirs)
The kick was deserved, it’s how they show affection to each other lol
DAMN IT OVEN, YOU HAVE HORRIBLE TIMING! AS ALWAYS!
Ranger, are you telling Claire she can stay the night? 👀 (AHHHH THEY DID!!! YES YOU TWO SHOULD HANG OUT AND HAVE BREAKFAST TOGETHER!!)
Claire gets a cookie? Lol (Baker’s rights, you get “test samples” lol)
Yessss, tell the Tiefling story lmao
Hahaha, Claire was ready and determined to get that story out of them, one way or another lol
We just ranked up homies 😂
Lmao ranger is a dnd nerd confirmed
Ohh the dropping the flour joke very classic 😂❤❤ and Claire laughing ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
And I didn’t even have to get out the blowtorch to burn down the kitchen to keep the slow burn going
No please don’t, the cookies are probably still in there
Edit: sue me, food is more important than the slow burn
"You just look so stupid"
*Me without any flour on me
-_-
About time we get upgraded to crush. THANK GOD! I WAS GOING TO SCREAM IF WE WEREN'T!!!!!
Wow. I really thought for a second that Claire and The Park Ranger were really going to kiss, just for a second.
Am I the only one who thinks ranger has a couple scars of there own?
No I was thinking the same thing
Here are were I think rangers scars are if they had any (which rangers definitely does)
Scars:
On the back
Shoulder (right)
Upper thigh (left)
Small scars on the knees
On the lip (right)
Small scar the left eyebrow
@@thepsychokiller-l6somg yes! I wonder how they got them I hope castle dose a vid where ranger tells Claire they also have scars and they won’t judge her for haveing scars or something like that
@@Spiritwolf124 we already know how we got the back and shoulder scar (from that one episode) all we need is some like backstory on the others like
for example the lip scar we could of got it from like getting in like a fight with people over something
-i don't really know im to tired to think of something
@@thepsychokiller-l6s also what about one on rangers left hip??
I like to think ranger is missing a whole ass leg but that's because I'm insane
Okay this may be stupid but I think if the ranger collects pop tabs or rocks or something Claire would secretly add to that collection every time they go over to the ranger station or house or whatever
I think we're in the final stretch amigos.
i dint CARE if im at work rn i MUST watch this RIGHT NOW
I called it! Ranger collects knick knacks and tchotchkes! 😂
I PRAYED FOR DAYS LIKE THIS
HER LAUGH PLEEEEEASE
IM GOING TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST FROM JOY🤩🙏🏾
I wouldn't say that if I ..... *Beeeeep*
Bro this is too slow of a slow burn I can't take it anymore.
HER LAUGHH❤❤❤
YES FINALLY ITS CRUSH! not rival not friend, CRUSH!
Man, ranger's story really reminds me of the last time I tried baking...
It took me ages to get the fire going, and half the thing ended up burned 🙃
I think this was first time we heard Claire laugh, her laugh is so beautiful and the story about the glamour magic and her scars🤌🤌
Keep on good work❤
They're banter is very fun to listen to. 😁
Who else is wondering if Claire would move in with ranger when they finally get together 😭❤ like would Claire move in with them? and the Den will be for like pack meetings and parties all that jazz or would ranger move in with Claire I mean ranger basically knows where everything is or would they get a house together like seer and Beth did?? 🧐
I feel like they’d probably stick with the Den, makes things easier i guess. But, Ranger might insist on something else so they have more privacy so Beth or someone else doesn’t walk in like how Beth caught them limping around after their ankle stuff happened
I wonder what our back looks like
Edit: like could you imagine us having like a hypertrophic burn scar (I think it's called) on our back.
Probly some of those and then scars from the shrapnel when the tanks exploded.
@@KyrieLeisonM ooh yes
we so need like a video addressing khakis' scars
SCREAMED WHEN I SAW THE ICON OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS!!!
finallyyyyy we’re talking about the glamor!! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THISSS!!
Never clicked a notification faster
Ranger is a D&D nerd.....they have my vote
no way!! i am literally making cheesecakes right now😮💨✨✨ blessed🤩 and can i just say "ranger" being into dnd is like the best reference ever
YALL ITS BECOME CRUSH ITS HAPPENING
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF YESS CLAAAIIRRRERE PLEASEEEEEEE
A date with Ranger & Claire AND a Schitt's Creek reference?! Dang we get spoiled with this one 😍
That laugh ‼️
MY SOUL HAS ASCENDED!
I CLICKED ON THIS VID SO FAST ❤❤❤😂
Finally, more Claire, we need the slow burn to speed up
ITS HEREEEEEEE
GOD DAM IT STOP BEING INTERRUPTED AND JUST KISS ALREADY!! CASTLE PLSSSSSSS
Instant favorite!
Ranger, like any other truamatized gay, likes tieflings is very fitting
Im just now realizing Claire is staying over and I am SCREAMING
PICK ME UP PICK ME UP PLS
Ranger is clearly a good guy... Really rooting for these 2.
0:22 LOL
0:29 XDDDDDDDDD KNEW IT
0:44 oh yeah…
0:51 lmfao
2:11 OOOOOOOO
2:21 wheezing 😂😂
2:37 not the Halloween costume 😭
2:52 I can imagine that lolll
3:18 XD
4:07 for now? BRO WUT 😃😭
4:44 phaha idk why I’m nervous wheeze laughing
7:23 awh D:
8:22 WHEEZING
9:13 CRINGING AND CACKLING 😂😂
9:55 I probs would’ve answered that with a YES 😭
10:02 BOSH (✨THE SINK✨)
15:58 LOL
16:07 AHAH RUDE!
16:47 LOL
18:45 HAHA 😂
19:30 is it because I’m autistic- 😭😃🤣
21:08 DAMN ranger now knows
22:34 LOL WELL DESERVED
22:48 awwww
23:05 OOO TENSION (subtitles)
23:47 YIPEEE
23:57 OOH?
24:02 OH DANG LOL
IV BEEN WAITING FOR THISSSSSSSS AHHHH🎉❤
This is going to be sweet
i love them so much :(
Yeasssssssss let’s gooooooo!!!!!!
Ok this is an early birthday present for me (my bday is Jul 7)
Happy early birthday!!
Happy early birthday🎉
IM SORRYYY CRUSH?!?!?
I am here and I am ready
Its really, really nice to hear Claire laugh like that...
MY LOVE!!!❤❤
❤ the audio
I was hoping they'd passionately kiss. Oh well, next one with Claire.
Is there going to be a Summer Festival rp with multiple characters? 🙏
HOW IS THIS THE ONE I AM LATE TOO
WE GOT UPDATED AHHHH
We better be making some snickerdoodles
Hype for once i get off work!!!
Omfg eeee to cute we need more lol
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!
unrelated but here’s my take of what the trio of listeners would react like if their girlfriends called them by their full name:
Beautiful: *slides into the room dramatically, almost falling* “I apologize.”
Sweetheart: *so shocked/ scared they can’t even say anything so they just peak behind a corner and look at Evie.*
Ranger: *Looks up from whatever they were doing, a Scared look on their face* “Yes…?”
finally
you know that picture of spongebob yelling after not winning the manager of the month in the spongebob movie. yeah... that's how i feel right now
1 minute agooo i’ve been awaiting
this video
HOT SHOT???? Oh we’re winning (also she could pick me up and move me any day thank you)
Adorable
FINALLY LET'S GOOOOO
🫠 this was soooooo fckin damn cute
NO WAY NO WAY BO WAY
We have crush!!!!!!
Very nice!!!!!!!
I'm not going to watch it yet, just wanted to say that I read "scared of banking" and imagined a dialogue based on that
I NEED MORE
We want more! ,AKA how was Wednesday nights date anyone 😅
Does anyone else have a whole well thought out Au for multiple characters we play in Glenwood or is it just me🥲
NOWAY
oh myyyyyy 😭
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Just fold in the cheese.
AGHHH IVE BEEN WAITING WEEKS FOR THIS I DIDNT REALISE IT CAME OUT YESTERDAY ANJZGHJCVAHHVCGHAD
The Schitt's Creek reference I'm dying 🤣💀🤣💀
[ ♪ Oh, I came across a lovely lass ♪ ♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪ ♪
A farmer's daughter with some sass ♪ ♪ Shimmy-i-shimmy-i-o ♪ ♪
Ohhhh, I begged her to let me spend the night ♪ ♪ She answered "no," so I wandered home ♪ ♪ That's when my bald man cried ♪ ] - CR
Sorry, had to put that in; play responsibly kids....😆😂🤣
Amazing! Please make a video about Circe
I feel the need to ask, what the heck is a "nic-nac"?
Knick knacks are small (non valuable) objects, usually household ornaments. :)
i thought it was like the snack???
A trinket or ornament
"Knick Knacks" is the correct spelling, and it's basically small decorative objects meant to liven up the house, like origami birds or glass animals. I'm sorry if this is rude.
@@kymanidawson2487 thank you, and no it's not rude at all.
UGH KISS KISS KISS KISS MEEEE
OH MY GOD IM SO EARLY IWGXISGZNW