Let's laugh at Wheel of Time Season 2 | Episodes 7 & 8 Recapped

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Komentáře • 264

  • @zorbageekman2761
    @zorbageekman2761 Před 11 měsíci +48

    You missed out on the fact that after Holister gets told by Simp, to be standing always Holister spends the rest of the 2 episodes kneeling!

    • @rodneytrotter3725
      @rodneytrotter3725 Před 11 měsíci +5

      "Whatever you have to face, face it on your feet like a man". Kneels for everything. smh

    • @LienesLibrary
      @LienesLibrary  Před 11 měsíci +2

      😂

  • @orion00
    @orion00 Před 11 měsíci +15

    This video series is the best thing to come out of the show.

    • @johnthomas2485
      @johnthomas2485 Před 11 měsíci +2

      I know right? I love her reviews. Her dialog is infinitely better than the show. LOL

    • @LienesLibrary
      @LienesLibrary  Před 11 měsíci +1

      I'm flattered even though, all things considered, that's not a high bar 😛

    • @orion00
      @orion00 Před 11 měsíci

      @@LienesLibrary I'm just trying to find the silver lining here and super-imposing Cliff onto Egwene etc. made the show easier to hate-watch.

  • @jediredeyex
    @jediredeyex Před 11 měsíci +18

    Your recaps are pure comedy.
    Outstanding. I too am fluent in sarcasm. Keep up the wonderful reviews.

  • @godmathias
    @godmathias Před 11 měsíci +30

    "Hollister shows up just in time to do nothing" - should be what the shows called.

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 Před 11 měsíci +9

      _The Wheel of Hollister Showing Up Just in Time to do Nothing_

    • @bobross1829
      @bobross1829 Před 11 měsíci +8

      Yep, this show is 100%, "We "know" that this guy is the dragon and is supposed to be the main character, but if he did everything like the books, he would be rescuing our strong women! And in 2023, you just cannot do that. So we show the bare minimum of him being powerful and then basically just have him show up just after the strong women! do not need him, so he could say, yeah, I could have been powerful here, but did not need to be because you are awesome strong women!""

    • @godmathias
      @godmathias Před 11 měsíci

      @@bobross1829 nailed it!

    • @estebanelguapo
      @estebanelguapo Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@frocat5163 September 2018 Twitter Q&A with Rafe Judkins, @mrb10170: Which characters or plot points do you wish you could have included but had to cut due to time constraints?
      Rafe Judkins: I wish I could’ve included Rand. (Just kidding, another WAFO)

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@estebanelguapo
      LOL
      I just read an article that indicated Season 3 would focus on Book 4, and I thought, "But when are they going to film books 1 - 3?"

  • @frocat5163
    @frocat5163 Před 11 měsíci +13

    "The fuck I will." - Mean Girl
    Got me good. Again.

    • @froggybug
      @froggybug Před 11 měsíci +1

      She really had that exact look on her face too 😂😂😂

  • @ilsevanlegos7529
    @ilsevanlegos7529 Před 11 měsíci +52

    Recently read WOT books up to Book 4 and this show is nothing like the books. Movies like the 3 Lord of the rings movies, as well as the Hunger Games movies, were amazing because they conveyed the 'feeling' and 'atmosphere' from the books, even if they differed here and there or left out something. Still they were really fantastic (I've also read the LOTR books and the Hunger games books), but this show should not be called WOT as the characters are nothing like the characters in the book and they've changed too much of the story. It is a shame.

    • @Zach64612
      @Zach64612 Před 11 měsíci +17

      Yeah you're never gonna hit it 1 for 1 but the showrunners completely changed every character and aspect of the world. It's actually insane that the mainstream wot subreddits have good reviews for this trash.
      It's literally not wheel of time.

    • @madmartigan8119
      @madmartigan8119 Před 11 měsíci +6

      Agreed, I find the argument about how the show needed to change so much because of the format almost like gas lighting. They have 48 hours to tell the books, that's almost 3.5 hours per book. Everyone knows the middle books can be condensed down giving even more time to major plot lines. Their argument is base, they had plenty of time to tell the story created by Jordan but chose not too in my opinion.

    • @johnthomas2485
      @johnthomas2485 Před 11 měsíci

      ​@madmartigan8119 This ain't going past season 3, unless they truncate 3 a split it.

    • @madmartigan8119
      @madmartigan8119 Před 11 měsíci

      @@johnthomas2485 I hope not but I dunno, Rafe didn't sound confident in his interview so 🤞

    • @Briaaanz
      @Briaaanz Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@johnthomas2485 who knows? If that Velma cartoon got picked up for a second season cause of the number of hate watchers, this one can survive too.

  • @step4018
    @step4018 Před 11 měsíci +11

    This is way more excitement for the show than I could manage!

  • @annaryan4225
    @annaryan4225 Před 11 měsíci +21

    You forgot to mention that after Not Galadriel opens the arch she, Hollister and Simp just stand there staring at each other dramatically instead of, ya know, GOING THROUGH THE SUPER IMPORTANT ARCH IN A TIMELY MANNER. Thereby conveniently giving Head Boss Lady just enough time to catch up with them. Top tier writing right there.

    • @Craig_McGill_from_Boreal_9
      @Craig_McGill_from_Boreal_9 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Also, Cougar lady specifically needed the secret Hagrid map to find the portal, yet _everyone_ else just knew where it was!

    • @Tijuanabill
      @Tijuanabill Před 11 měsíci +1

      If Rand used the power inside the Ways, then they all die. He had to break her shield outside the gate, or it breaks the story of the gate.

  • @gearomkologenas5458
    @gearomkologenas5458 Před 11 měsíci +26

    ‘YOINK! TOO SLOW.’ is my new favourite Sword Form.
    This was glorious… which is not usual for something Wheel of Time TV related.
    My only disappointment was you not making special mention of Dumbledore’s Rooster doing double duty as Hollister’s Personal Ring Announcer.
    Loved every second otherwise. HAWAII… HERE WE COME!

  • @drrohanjacob
    @drrohanjacob Před 11 měsíci +36

    It was very understanding of the dark one to accept Lanfear's declaration of allegiance to the light😂

    • @aldan7812
      @aldan7812 Před 11 měsíci +5

      Wasn;t it just lol. She should have died where she stood, unreal.

    • @drrohanjacob
      @drrohanjacob Před 11 měsíci +7

      @@aldan7812 Yup.
      Shaitan seems to be a real chill being can break your oath with no consequences

    • @bleuvertetforetdepin7308
      @bleuvertetforetdepin7308 Před 11 měsíci +4

      The power of love and friendship is always stronger on screen compare to paper. 😌

    • @Tijuanabill
      @Tijuanabill Před 11 měsíci

      Did you not read the books? The forsaken always acted independently, each trying to show each other up, to gain the Dark One's favor. That's sort of his plan, to just throw everything at the Dragon, all willy nilly, because the Dark One only has to win once, but the light has to win over and over. There are no consequences to the Dark One, for failure.

    • @drrohanjacob
      @drrohanjacob Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@Tijuanabill I know enough to know none of the forsaken would ever say light help you,its in the name they have forsaken the light.
      The dark has their souls.
      Say light help you and shaitan would vaporise you

  • @bidossessi
    @bidossessi Před 11 měsíci +6

    This recap was pure gold! As usual! I love the refs; so on point!

  • @frocat5163
    @frocat5163 Před 11 měsíci +22

    Lanfear always wears all white. Always.
    Trinity: Wears every color _except_ white.
    The attention to detail in this show is amazing...

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat Před 11 měsíci +1

      It's because they mixed Lanfear with another forsaken who DOES wear all black. 🤷‍♀️ They smashed together a couple of different forsaken so there's only 8 instead of 13, like in the books. 🤷‍♀️ so yeah, that's why she wears all black when being a dream domme. But then she wears colours when she's pretending to be Selene, technically. And then she wears white when she's in Dreamland with Ishy. So yeah when she's acting like her regular degular self and not putting on an act... she's in black... So the show the show is kind of consistent, in it's own way! What colour she is wearing is consistent with the tone of the scene, IMO.

    • @drrohanjacob
      @drrohanjacob Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@AnxietyRatWho did they merge Lanfear with?Semirhage?

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat Před 11 měsíci

      @@drrohanjacob Yes. From what book readers have told me, that is the other Forsaken she seems to have been merged with in the show.

    • @drrohanjacob
      @drrohanjacob Před 11 měsíci

      @@AnxietyRat Lanfear and smerihage merged would be weird🤣
      They would be unstoppable🤣

  • @sheldonmustdie2
    @sheldonmustdie2 Před 11 měsíci +7

    Thank you for speaking the truth about this show 🙏

  • @OverthinkingConde
    @OverthinkingConde Před 11 měsíci +5

    I keep expecting Liene's voice in the Audio Description track of EVERY Amazon show 😂

  • @captainhurricane5705
    @captainhurricane5705 Před 11 měsíci +11

    'Our heroes escape' - what? There are heroes in this show? Oh. Who are they again? I think I missed that part.

    • @drrohanjacob
      @drrohanjacob Před 11 měsíci +11

      Clearly our hero is Lanfear the true champion of the light😂

    • @Briaaanz
      @Briaaanz Před 11 měsíci +3

      ​@@drrohanjacobactually... i hope they go with Trinity as the heroine. I mean they already changed so much, Trinity is the only character i actually like in this show so i hope they just run for a total upset of the story at this point

    • @drrohanjacob
      @drrohanjacob Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@Briaaanz True,she was the only character I liked other than perhaps elayne(princess) she was at least believable and rational.

    • @johnthomas2485
      @johnthomas2485 Před 11 měsíci

      Insurance Salesman is the hero, I think

    • @zionmarcelo
      @zionmarcelo Před 10 měsíci

      clearly Not not-galadriel, she tried to murder Trinity even though the girl has done nothing to her or hollister (except sex), Not hollister who murdered his co-worker, well simps are no hero, while cliff girl murdered her suldam after torturing her, and wifeless murdered the kkk general....

  • @Seomus
    @Seomus Před 11 měsíci +19

    They really sucked all the fun out of the show espeically Gambler. He has an awesome adventure in book 3. He's not mopey. He's very plucky and having fun. Dicing and brawling and rescuing women and hanging out wtih Thom (you know, the guy who's in one episode of season 1 but is a second tier supporting character in the books. He gets more screen time than Not Galadriel does).

    • @chrispalmer3330
      @chrispalmer3330 Před 11 měsíci +8

      Thom....who is this person you speak of? Not some amazing Gleeman with good stories a court bard, knives, sacrificed himself to save Rand and Matt against a fade. Oh right, never happened.

  • @obijuan-kenobi5117
    @obijuan-kenobi5117 Před 11 měsíci +3

    "Hollister shows up just in time to do nothing" 😂😂😂😂

  • @abynormlbrain
    @abynormlbrain Před 11 měsíci +9

    This intro on episode 7 breaks the age logic. 20 years ago Moe and Sue Ann were young, like 20ish and just graduating, skip 20 years ahead and it’s revealed that Moe has a younger sister in her 70’s…sooo wtf is it, she’s 80 and looks 40? But 20 years ago she looked 20 and was a young woman ?

  • @Koronin
    @Koronin Před 11 měsíci +4

    Shocking to believe a survivor contestant (not even a winner) couldn't handle making a good adaptation. Winter's Dragon is the best Wheel of Time TV show ever made, thank you Billy Zane!

  • @thomasciuffreda8783
    @thomasciuffreda8783 Před 11 měsíci +11

    Seriously, your channel should have 100x as many subs than it has right now. These "DBZ Abridged"-style recaps of this shitty show are hilarious!

  • @jeremyvanneman8112
    @jeremyvanneman8112 Před 11 měsíci +4

    😂 another amazing installment of "cut to." These summaries are hilarious!

    • @LienesLibrary
      @LienesLibrary  Před 11 měsíci +1

      thank goodness I won't be needing to "cut to" anything for a while 🥲

  • @thebrowncircle9267
    @thebrowncircle9267 Před 11 měsíci +4

    Hilarious! I don't know why but the "cut to...a lizard" was so funny I did a hot coffee spit take all over my keyboard. I've never watched any episodes or read any of the books and literally have no clue what is going on ever in this show and I don't care. Cut to...and scene.

    • @timcotton1782
      @timcotton1782 Před 11 měsíci +4

      This is a perfect example of the stupidity of this desecration. That lizard is Suroth's pet. In the books, it is a lopar, more like a bear than a lizard; it is over a ton in weight and more than 10 feet in length, and it is named Almandaragal.

  • @chrispalmer3330
    @chrispalmer3330 Před 11 měsíci +8

    The show episode 1/10, your reviews 10/10. I have heard that laughter heals, it must be true.

  • @frocat5163
    @frocat5163 Před 11 měsíci +1

    "Whatever." - doggo
    LOL

  • @theashrook6129
    @theashrook6129 Před 11 měsíci +2

    This dry delivery is pure comedy gold 😂

  • @charleshalvorson806
    @charleshalvorson806 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Your videos are so much better than the actual show:)

  • @jono8884
    @jono8884 Před 11 měsíci +27

    This show is a tragic tale of how to destroy an adaptation even with access to all of the books.

    • @thomasc9036
      @thomasc9036 Před 11 měsíci +9

      The show stopped using the word "adaptation" in S1. It is now "based on".

    • @rodneytrotter3725
      @rodneytrotter3725 Před 11 měsíci +4

      @@thomasc9036 next season they change that to "Uses the same names as in the books"

    • @orion00
      @orion00 Před 11 měsíci +2

      How soon till it's a "slight resemblance"?

    • @thomasc9036
      @thomasc9036 Před 11 měsíci +3

      @@rodneytrotter3725 Yeah, I didn't watch any S2 because S1 was so bad. I don't mind that the show doesn't really follow the book but if you are going to change, at least change it for good...

    • @Tijuanabill
      @Tijuanabill Před 11 měsíci

      It would be too short to tell the story, if it had twice the number of episodes. 8 hours isn't enough to cover an 800 page book.

  • @Doughy_in_the_Middle
    @Doughy_in_the_Middle Před 7 měsíci

    As a book fan struggling to be a show fan...I love your takes on the characters.

  • @JoelAdamson
    @JoelAdamson Před 11 měsíci +4

    I honestly can't tell whether you like the books or not, your summary of the show's suckiness is so powerful.

    • @ramonacosta2647
      @ramonacosta2647 Před 11 měsíci +3

      IIRC she hasn't read the books.

    • @mACS925
      @mACS925 Před 11 měsíci

      she said she's only just started reading them, probably finishing up with EoTW around now

    • @LienesLibrary
      @LienesLibrary  Před 11 měsíci +1

      I read a handful of chapters from the beginning of Eye of the World a couple years ago, but that's it

    • @JoelAdamson
      @JoelAdamson Před 11 měsíci

      @@LienesLibrary Just saying that you're doing your job well (if I can't tell).

    • @whom382
      @whom382 Před 9 měsíci

      @@LienesLibrary I wish I had quit that early. I suffered through 4 books before I did.

  • @malodemesidon1035
    @malodemesidon1035 Před 11 měsíci +6

    I really want to point out that regardless of the book existence, they spent the entire season telling us how the MojoSwears are super importants and powerfull and you can't break them at all. Only for NotGaladriel to break the first one by using the mojo on people who didn't attack her (and are not litteral monsters).

    • @ramonacosta2647
      @ramonacosta2647 Před 11 měsíci +1

      And she ignored several commands from the person she swore an oath to obey.

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Před 11 měsíci +1

      And since she wasn't stilled just shielded, the MojoSwear didn't break on her.

    • @Tijuanabill
      @Tijuanabill Před 11 měsíci

      It actually works if you know the character. Their adherence to the oaths is dependent on if they themselves believe they are acting within them, or not. If anyone can convince herself that all of the things she is doing, are the right thing, it's Moraine. She has never had a moment of self doubt, her entire story arc.

    • @havtor007
      @havtor007 Před 28 dny

      @@Tijuanabill Big cope.

    • @Tijuanabill
      @Tijuanabill Před 28 dny

      @@havtor007 Only if you literally never read these books. Its just how it works in the books, whether you like it or not.

  • @kaludgo5811
    @kaludgo5811 Před 11 měsíci +5

    I'm going to miss your reviews. They made those episodes less painful :D

    • @LienesLibrary
      @LienesLibrary  Před 11 měsíci

      luckily there's no more painful episodes...for now

  • @ProgressingImperfectly
    @ProgressingImperfectly Před 3 měsíci

    These are so much fun!

  • @yaseenmotala6717
    @yaseenmotala6717 Před 11 měsíci +5

    The fact that the Turak fight was canceled. And that Egwene saves him from Ishamael and no fight there even !!
    Rand gets owned by any women .
    Perrin is a useless emotional wreck.
    Lan the simp.
    Goodbye childhood dreams of ever seeing the books portrayed,
    And lastly Bain and Chaid look more like Aviendha than the actual actress

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Před 11 měsíci +1

      Well, Rafe just had to flex his power after the backlash of season 1. He also threatened to make every character gay. So who knows what season 3 will be like.

    • @yaseenmotala6717
      @yaseenmotala6717 Před 11 měsíci

      @@Seomus I pointed this out to a die hard fan of the TV series and they lost it . I will not be watching season 3 -_-

  • @samham-gi
    @samham-gi Před 11 měsíci +3

    Its good to laugh after this astounding end. I believe my favorite was at 27:08 "Insurance Guy honestly seems pretty relieved about the whole thing". I really vibed with that. Made me laugh a few times.

  • @kristakis
    @kristakis Před 11 měsíci

    I love these recaps and wish I could watch all the shows like this.

  • @DSKekaha
    @DSKekaha Před 11 měsíci +5

    Didn't it used to take three sisters at once to maintain the shield on Logain? Now Head Gurl Boss just shields Hollister without even standing up?

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Před 11 měsíci +1

      To maintain, not to shield. It would take more sisters. Traditionally, a full circle of 13 is used to capture a male just to make sure. And Suan isn't that powerful of a channeler to begin with. She was at the top of her generation, but her generation was not as strong as past ones. Probably because the Aes Sedai are not having children and the talent is being lost generation after generation.

    • @zionmarcelo
      @zionmarcelo Před 10 měsíci

      and rand is 100x more powerful than logain, and in the book they used 13? aes sedai to capture him

  • @lapizzuli
    @lapizzuli Před 11 měsíci +1

    Just got my wisdom tooth pulled out and still the pain was not equal to watching this show....but thank you for giving laughter when a cry should have been more accurate 😄

  • @hyatguy
    @hyatguy Před 11 měsíci +1

    Brilliantly funny as ever...

  • @SirBlaze75
    @SirBlaze75 Před 11 měsíci +3

    @Liene's_Library the horn was sposed to summon 100ish hero's which is a lot more than it actually did, though it is hinted at in the books i think it's sposed to summon an army of hero's without them knowing exactly how many, and Uno and Matt are deffo not 2 of their number :| . it also doesn't slow time. i feel the MC's are questing to be Evil

    • @mACS925
      @mACS925 Před 11 měsíci +3

      they are also way more powerful, brigette is one shoting the ships, she's the one that destroys the fleet

    • @johnthomas2485
      @johnthomas2485 Před 11 měsíci

      In the final book, I was glad one person who died was added to The Horn.

  • @curlygrain4389
    @curlygrain4389 Před 8 měsíci +1

    “Can I interest you in some… exposition?”

  • @PikeyCamp
    @PikeyCamp Před 11 měsíci +1

    26:00 LMAO, I love this woman.

  • @fredricklloyd5300
    @fredricklloyd5300 Před 11 měsíci +2

    You have achieved the number 2 ranking of commentary behind only John Madden!

  • @notoriouspsi
    @notoriouspsi Před 11 měsíci +1

    Far more entertaining than the actual show! Are the books this messy?

  • @johnthomas2485
    @johnthomas2485 Před 11 měsíci

    LMAO. I have been on edge of my seat waiting for your review lol

  • @MichaelMaxwell747
    @MichaelMaxwell747 Před 11 měsíci +3

    I will miss...... these recaps but not the show. I did not renew prime and boy am i glad. They managed to eff up the last episode even worse than season 1-8!

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes Před 11 měsíci +1

      S1E8 and S2E8 were written by the same "guy"... the show-runner.

  • @carlkim2577
    @carlkim2577 Před 11 měsíci

    I love the show but you are freaking funny haha. I've read the books and think of this show as an alternative storyline.

  • @bwanamatata
    @bwanamatata Před 10 měsíci

    Thank you so much for the best break down I've seen.
    Cut to
    Never read the series, though have known about it forever. No real reason, except possibly cover art.
    Cut to
    Show comes out and I'm excited; more money put into streaming fantasy series.
    Cut to
    Hating myself for hating the series. I should like Wheel of Time, shouldn't I? Also, hating myself for not following what should be a simple concept. Christ I blew through Mr. Robot and Dark no problem.
    Cut to
    Liene's Library for teaching me that the books are probably good, but by no means is the series. Thank you for dispelling my self doubt, with laughter and SIMPS galore. Just wish there were more adaptations or general popular fantasy nonsense for your insight and wit.

  • @DanWheeler9000
    @DanWheeler9000 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I guess mean girl can only heal you if you are bleeding out and nearly dead.
    Wacthing Lan fight on the beach, he kills most, of the attackers, then in the zoomed out shot they are alive again and still 4unning to him.

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Před 11 měsíci +3

      In the books, Mean Girl will work herself into an anger to heal someone and overcome her block.

    • @johnthomas2485
      @johnthomas2485 Před 11 měsíci

      I refused to watch another destruction of a beloved book series. But from the reviews, this show is just bad TV, even 8f you ignore the break from the books. Terrible editing, janky dialog, worse camrea work.

  • @nicoleackerman205
    @nicoleackerman205 Před 8 měsíci

    This is a million times better then the show.

  • @yetipotato8567
    @yetipotato8567 Před 11 měsíci

    Is there no exithole in that horn?
    Lovely as always Lilienne 😃

  • @rwvant10
    @rwvant10 Před 11 měsíci

    I liked the show! Can’t wait for next season

  • @estebanelguapo
    @estebanelguapo Před 11 měsíci

    Finally figured it out. The magic tea makes the show work. You got to make your own, then rewatch both seasons before it wears off. Everything suddenly makes sense.

  • @CredibleNerds
    @CredibleNerds Před 11 měsíci

    These reviews are awesome!

  • @Manofthewhiteknife
    @Manofthewhiteknife Před 7 měsíci

    The whole series reminds me of the Araya vs Waif chase scene

  • @ramonacosta2647
    @ramonacosta2647 Před 11 měsíci +1

    The show already established that three Aes Sedai struggled to keep Logain shielded from the source. Rand, who is way more powerful that Logain, is shielded by one, who doesn't even break a sweat. Not only does this show shit on the source material, but it shits on itself as well.

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Před 11 měsíci

      It's impossible for any one woman to shield Rand. Even if they caught him by surprise, he could break a shield by Lanfear let alone mid-tier Suan Sanche.

    • @mACS925
      @mACS925 Před 11 měsíci +2

      its worse then that he was holding the source, even at this early stage you'd need a full circle of 13 to cut him off

  • @eljcd
    @eljcd Před 11 měsíci +1

    Lady Liene using the "F" word is all the review this ... thing deserves.

  • @Seomus
    @Seomus Před 11 měsíci +5

    The pacifiers are so dumb!!!! I don't even know what to think about wifeless. How is in the Waste now? He was on the coast. It's like a three month ride across the continent. And the Seanchan are occupying Tear? On the south coast. Not Falme on the west coast? Also, I think Trinity's garb is more Sermirage look. Trinity isn't into the BDSM. Wow, and the made Chani into a whore. Also, still not sure Chani and Wifeless ever share a line of dialogue in the books. This is basically jsut Aes Sedai fanfiction. Also, being shielded is not the same as being stileld. Not Galadriel wouldn't have been depressed. She wouldn't lose he warder bond.

    • @frocat5163
      @frocat5163 Před 11 měsíci +1

      *"Also, being shielded is not the same as being stileld. Not Galadriel wouldn't have been depressed. She wouldn't lose he warder bond."*
      Whoa. Knowing that would require the idiots making this show to have actually read a few of the novels. We know that isn't the case.

    • @ramonacosta2647
      @ramonacosta2647 Před 11 měsíci

      They're probably combining Aviendha and Gaul into one character.

    • @rodneytrotter3725
      @rodneytrotter3725 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@ramonacosta2647 they did. He freed RastAviendah from the cage and she killed all the Whitecloaks while he stood around mouth-breathing instead of helping Gaul like he did in the books.

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@rodneytrotter3725 Did she at least veil? Because they didn't have Rand's mom veiled last season. She was killing with her face shown never mind the fact she's in labor and ask any woman who has given birth. You can't do things like that.

    • @ramonacosta2647
      @ramonacosta2647 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@Seomus Are you denying Girl Power?

  • @chrisf2636
    @chrisf2636 Před 11 měsíci

    Your tone on closing remarks are epic. sleep well and wake.

  • @trumanb4758
    @trumanb4758 Před 11 měsíci

    'Cliff'. 😂😂😂

  • @JayAshkevron
    @JayAshkevron Před 11 měsíci +1

    Are you calling the Sul-Dam, Mord Sith? Thats hilarious!

  • @Kristallmetall
    @Kristallmetall Před 11 měsíci

    Well done!

  • @peterml83
    @peterml83 Před 11 měsíci

    Cliff and her Suldam are the only ones who survive because they were under the little roof thing on top of the tower instead of out in the open.
    Mean girl didn't get nicked by the arrow, she felt it through the bracelet bond when it hit the neck of her captive. And she doesn't do anything to help since she can't figure out how to use her Mojo when she is not worked up. Maybe next season she will figure that out?

  • @darriuscole8544
    @darriuscole8544 Před 11 měsíci +1

    WHAT DO THEY WANT!!! IT'S BEEN 2 FULL SEASONS AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT THE BAD GUYS WANT!

    • @ramonacosta2647
      @ramonacosta2647 Před 11 měsíci

      InsuranceGuy apparently just wants to die. Knowing this show, he did.

  • @christianefiorito3204
    @christianefiorito3204 Před 11 měsíci

    The Amerlyn seat adresses all the Isadea in the tower as daughters and they her as mother independent of age

  • @aldan7812
    @aldan7812 Před 11 měsíci

    lmfao. Bless you.

  • @timw6127
    @timw6127 Před 11 měsíci

    Hilarious!

  • @Seomus
    @Seomus Před 11 měsíci +3

    The nails are an INCH long in the books. An INCH. And they're painted. Not jsut nasty long nails. So doesn't interfere with sword fighting. And is Hollister actually doing something from the book for the first time this season? Wow. How surprising. That's not Gambler's weapon. It doesn't the dagger on it. It's a proper weapon that he gets in such an awesome way. Yeah, the characters are way darker in the book. Also, Cliff Girl does not save herself. She gets saved by Mean Girl and princess. And her Mordsith is not killed but is left collared and thus exposes this terrible secret that will have implications across the entire series. Doggo died in book 1. Wow, they let Gabmler blow the horn. Thta's two male character that got to do something from the book. Amazing. Why doesn't mean girl just heal Princess? I mean, glad they set up Holister and Princess when they met in Book 1.Cradle is Semiraghe. She never captures Trinity in the books. But... It looked like an actual book accurate character being a Black woman who wear a white dress. So they can copy outfits from the book. So this was supposed to be the boko 3 and book 2 climaxes put together and they left out Callandar. It's the ulitmate proof that he's the dragon.

    • @Darm0k
      @Darm0k Před 11 měsíci +1

      The showrunners don't seem to think anything as described in the books will translate to screen. It's why the Aes Sedai rings are so large and ridiculous, and also why they changed the way the a'dam look. A collar and bracelet isn't good enough, it has to cover the damane's entire shoulder and the bracelet needs to be a bracer.

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes Před 11 měsíci +1

      "Cradle" isn't Semirhage... she's Moghedien... "the Spider".

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@Nyet-ZdyesYeah, that makes sense with the blatant cat's cradle. I didn't watch the show only her review and I thought she looked like Semirhage. I don't think the spider would have the guts to capture lanfear. This really feels more like a Semirahage story.

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes Před 11 měsíci

      @@Seomus It makes even less sense for Moghedien to do this, if the other rumor/theory is true...
      That the show combined Lanfear and Semirhage as one character, using the name Lanfear.

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@Nyet-Zdyes That explains the BDSM outfit. So we take the character that's the crazy ex girlfriend and combined her with the sadistic healer? Like Lanfear and Moggy make a better combination. They're the two dreamwalkers. Or Lanfear and Grandael since they're both manipulators and into their looks.

  • @xzygy
    @xzygy Před 10 měsíci

    These videos are a genuine public service. Confirmation that I'm not missing out on anything without the trauma of seeing my favorite books defiled by idiots.

  • @reirei7086
    @reirei7086 Před 11 měsíci

    Love these reaction/reviews 😂 any news on when you’re going to do the lightbringer read along?

    • @LienesLibrary
      @LienesLibrary  Před 11 měsíci

      see, I need to finish reading the book 🙈🤪

  • @darriuscole8544
    @darriuscole8544 Před 11 měsíci

    Oh yeah, I said it a thousand times, but please keep these videos.

  • @nstiles42
    @nstiles42 Před 11 měsíci +2

    Moghedien attacks Lanfier!?! 😂. Never happened Rafe.

    • @ramonacosta2647
      @ramonacosta2647 Před 11 měsíci

      Didn't the show tell us that Trinity is second in strength only to InsuranceGuy?

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Před 11 měsíci

      I really thought that was Semiraghe utnil someone told me otherwise.

    • @rodneytrotter3725
      @rodneytrotter3725 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@Seomus in the books ALL the male Forsaken were stronger than all the women, with Lanfear and Semirhage both being the strongest women, but Lanfear always had an an'greal in her possession the entire time to make her appear stronger. That an'greal is the one that Moiraine got when she was rescued from the 'Finns. Moghedien was the WEAKEST of all 13 of the Forsaken.
      But for Rafezemon's show, we cant show that ANY woman is weaker than a man, Oh heaven's no!

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Před 11 měsíci

      @@rodneytrotter3725 I just went through my list of female forsaken who could take on Lanfear and the dress and race made me think that was Semirhage. It wasn't Graendal. Maybe that could have been Messana, but Semirhage was the one that popped iotn my head. I didn't watch the show. God, that cat's cradle thing is so on the nose, though.

  • @mACS925
    @mACS925 Před 11 měsíci +1

    someone needs to do a 'cut to" total count its got to be in the high 20s at least

    • @LienesLibrary
      @LienesLibrary  Před 11 měsíci +1

      I'm sure I could do a word search but....maybe it's best never to know

  • @DSKekaha
    @DSKekaha Před 11 měsíci

    Mother/Daughter IS a thing they do. She done BEEN doin it

  • @jonahdav9589
    @jonahdav9589 Před 11 měsíci

    The destruction of the Wheel of Time by the small envious coward Rafe jenkins.

  • @kuyaks
    @kuyaks Před 11 měsíci +2

    i would watch the show if they let you narrate it your way.. voice over and all that good stuff.. otherwise back to rereads.. 😊😁

  • @DanWheeler9000
    @DanWheeler9000 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Anybody else think "cut to" anytime you watch anything now?

    • @LienesLibrary
      @LienesLibrary  Před 11 měsíci

      hopefully it doesn't come up nearly as often as in this one 😂

  • @grantmiller6570
    @grantmiller6570 Před 11 měsíci

    Another door closed on a wonderful adaption of a great story, good work, and to think LOTR: RoP2 is not far away - ummm.... Yay?

  • @jadapandy
    @jadapandy Před 11 měsíci +1

    Amazon Prime is continuing to prove they can put great production together, but literally SHIT all over the superior source material.
    And that goes also towards Rings of Power...

    • @chrispalmer3330
      @chrispalmer3330 Před 11 měsíci +2

      Let's give them a chance to go lower than WoT with the rings of power season 2. It will be comedy gold.

  • @Nyet-Zdyes
    @Nyet-Zdyes Před 11 měsíci

    13:10 - A "mojo swear" is COMPULSION... it's not possible to disobey... unless it gets removed.

    • @drrohanjacob
      @drrohanjacob Před 11 měsíci +2

      Or if you pledge to the dark,like everyone in this show has😂

    • @ramonacosta2647
      @ramonacosta2647 Před 11 měsíci

      In this show it's more like a suggestion.

  • @OnMeds1
    @OnMeds1 Před 11 měsíci

    😂😂😂

  • @kirielbranson4843
    @kirielbranson4843 Před 11 měsíci

    Wait, did Nyneave push the arrow through her leg with the fletching still attached? ??? The picture looked like she did. Didn't watch so maybe she broke or cut it off after that picture?

    • @johnthomas2485
      @johnthomas2485 Před 11 měsíci

      Nope, she pushed that sucker through, fetchings and all.

    • @kirielbranson4843
      @kirielbranson4843 Před 11 měsíci +1

      @@johnthomas2485 holy crap! What a terrible wisdom. She should have stopped listening to the wind and listened better to her first aid training.
      I don't even know what to say about this from a writing standpoint. Why would you put that in the script? Why would you film it? Even people with no medical training would see that as being wrong and possibly more damaging than the initial injury. I don't understand. How many people let that pass and thought it was good?

    • @LienesLibrary
      @LienesLibrary  Před 11 měsíci +1

      yeah, maybe healing isn't her area....

    • @kirielbranson4843
      @kirielbranson4843 Před 11 měsíci

      @@LienesLibrary is that a joke? If so, it was pretty funny.

  • @cbrettb
    @cbrettb Před 11 měsíci +1

    Could definitely have done without seeing the poor dog getting murdered. Eff this show is right.

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat Před 11 měsíci

      It happens EXACTLY like that in the books tho... 🤷‍♀️

    • @cbrettb
      @cbrettb Před 11 měsíci

      @@AnxietyRat one of the extremely FEW things they portrayed correctly in this bastardization. I’d rather have not seen it.

  • @samzeyel8220
    @samzeyel8220 Před 11 měsíci

    lool now that i've seen your videos, i'm not so sure wanting to watch the s2 anymore

    • @LienesLibrary
      @LienesLibrary  Před 11 měsíci +2

      my videos are shorter, saves you some time hehe

    • @samzeyel8220
      @samzeyel8220 Před 11 měsíci

      @@LienesLibrary hard to say if that is funnier than the show itself....well probably ;D

  • @avanz2885
    @avanz2885 Před 11 měsíci

    So many spit takes 😂😂😂

  • @funkyd3321
    @funkyd3321 Před 11 měsíci

    Did ANYONE working on this show know what they were doing?
    More likely, we saw the first media production created entirely by ChatGTP.

    • @LienesLibrary
      @LienesLibrary  Před 11 měsíci +4

      created by executive committee I should think - don't insult ChatGPT 😛

  • @Marqui91
    @Marqui91 Před 8 měsíci

    Toh

  • @jordanferguson791
    @jordanferguson791 Před 11 měsíci

    Season 1 was bad, but season 2 was just a different beast. Almost a whole cloth new creation, inconsistent, ugly, and befuddling. Wow this was bad.

  • @mr.fancypants666
    @mr.fancypants666 Před 11 měsíci +1

    Mord Sith are prettier,and better dressers

    • @LienesLibrary
      @LienesLibrary  Před 11 měsíci

      so much less washing to do when you start with blood red clothes

  • @bobross1829
    @bobross1829 Před 11 měsíci

    These are hilarious! I did think this season was vastly improved just because they toned down the virtue signaling and just started to tell an actual story. The female characters actually faced setbacks and were not all powerful and had defeats and weaknesses. The magic though is still as powerful as the plot demands. (How many times is rand silenced? Isn't the dragon supposed to be the most powerful person in this world?) And now the things that are bad are just some of the actual plot points instead of the whole show. As someone else said, if you can accept this as being "based on the Wheel of Time" instead of it being an adaption of TOT, it makes it easier to take.

    • @LienesLibrary
      @LienesLibrary  Před 11 měsíci +1

      idk about story, but I certainly thought the production value improved in season 2, the costumes were less cheap and strange, the lighting was better and more flattering, etc.

  • @Matrium0
    @Matrium0 Před 11 měsíci

    God do I love hating this show! Literally discovered hate-watching for me through it :D
    I read the books, but I dare to say that the series is pretty bad even without comparing it to those.

  • @IndyMotoRider
    @IndyMotoRider Před 11 měsíci

    I just have to pretend this is a WB young adult generic fantasy.

    • @rodneytrotter3725
      @rodneytrotter3725 Před 11 měsíci

      but Rafezemon aged them up on purpose cause he specifically didnt WANT a YA show, and then proceeds to make something the Asylum (proud creators of such masterpieces such as Sharktopus vs Pirrahachonda) would be embarrassed to show.

    • @estebanelguapo
      @estebanelguapo Před 11 měsíci

      @@rodneytrotter3725 I liked Z nation better than this and that was made by the company that made sharknado.

  • @abhishekmohanty7820
    @abhishekmohanty7820 Před 11 měsíci +2

    I am sorry but you are one if those bookcloaks as prescribed by Rafe. You are hating this beautiful piece of art from a self awarded pedestial of intellectual superiority because? You had the cerebral capacity of reading and enjoying the books?.
    Give me a break please . This show is nothing sort of a shining beacon for future storytellers. Me and my entire village enjoyed these two seasons and have erected a temple for Rafe Sedai. May the master rule for all ages.

    • @INIMICVS_MALLEVS
      @INIMICVS_MALLEVS Před 11 měsíci

      She's never read the books. So good job, you played yourself. At least you've admitted what we all know about Rafe and his foolish followers with that allusion to him being the Dark One desiring to rule forever.

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat Před 11 měsíci

      ​@@INIMICVS_MALLEVSI'm pretty sure she said in her very first breakdown that she HAS read the books. But I could be misremembering.

    • @INIMICVS_MALLEVS
      @INIMICVS_MALLEVS Před 11 měsíci

      @@AnxietyRat Her collaboration with Bookborn leads me to believe otherwise. Regardless, your attempts at appearing intellectually and morally superior are quite lacking and your ineptitude is showing. Might want to run back to your cult now for some better coaching.

    • @mACS925
      @mACS925 Před 11 měsíci

      @@AnxietyRat your misremembering she even made a big point of it in her s1 recap with bookborn interrupting with book info

    • @AnxietyRat
      @AnxietyRat Před 11 měsíci

      @@mACS925 Ah, my bad. It's been a while since I watched her season 1 videos.

  • @snackymcgoo1539
    @snackymcgoo1539 Před 11 měsíci

    This has to be one of the top 10 worst shows in history. 4-6 of which are owned by Amazon/Netflix/Hulu.

  • @Zach64612
    @Zach64612 Před 11 měsíci +3

    You've convinced me not to continue the show.

    • @brianlinden3042
      @brianlinden3042 Před 11 měsíci +3

      Lol, the show didn't do a good enough job of that, itself?

    • @Zach64612
      @Zach64612 Před 11 měsíci

      @brianlinden3042 ha well I did watch season 1 but I was waiting on the verdict for season 2. Can't trust a lot of people. I remember Daniel Greene was saying how good it was in s1. So seeing this reassures me I'm not missing much

    • @Seomus
      @Seomus Před 11 měsíci

      @@Zach64612 Based off what I've heard about Amazon's Ring of Power review agreements to get early access you have to only say nice things.

  • @The_Sisyphean
    @The_Sisyphean Před 11 měsíci

    😬