Trump Compares Himself to Jesus, Jimmy’s Shock After Japan Trip & Billy Crystal Pranks Cousin Micki

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  • čas přidán 31. 03. 2024
  • Jimmy went to Japan with his family on vacation and was shocked to discover that America is a filthy disgusting country, then he celebrated Easter in the middle of the night with his kids, President Biden and the First Lady hosted the annual Easter Egg Roll at the White House, Trump posted 77 times on Truth Social yesterday where he compared himself to Jesus, his daughter-in-law Lara Trump dropped a new album on the same day as Beyonce, our nation’s newscasters can’t believe it’s April, and Cousin Micki gets pranked by Billy Crystal for April Fools’ Day.
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  • @AllenHanPR
    @AllenHanPR Před měsícem +296

    I knew someone who lost their wallet in Japan he had his California license in it. Someone shipped it to California to his address with the cash and everything in it. All it said was "hope your trip was fun" no mention of who sent it back. They are honorable people.

    • @DarthQueefious
      @DarthQueefious Před měsícem +38

      The benefits of a high trust, homogeneous country.

    • @dickslap37
      @dickslap37 Před měsícem +1

      The penalty for theft in Japan is up to 10 years in prison, so it’s no wonder why everyone seems to be so much nicer over there.

    • @angiebear8727
      @angiebear8727 Před měsícem +13

      Wow. That’s so nice. I think I want to live in Japan.

    • @HBKJester
      @HBKJester Před měsícem +8

      black dude would’ve taken it

    • @lisahannah3175
      @lisahannah3175 Před měsícem +6

      That’s actually happened to me in France. I had to change my whole idea of the country

  • @Kim_Miller
    @Kim_Miller Před měsícem +1017

    Cousin Mikki is like a whole room full of golden retriever puppies, totally sweet and adorable. The world needs more of her.

    • @dar44445
      @dar44445 Před měsícem +21

      Gosh, I laughed until I cried 😂🤣

    • @dancingruth
      @dancingruth Před měsícem +10

      Good simile.

    • @carlwilliams6977
      @carlwilliams6977 Před měsícem +9

      Hate to say it, but I found it very sad. She's such a pleaser. I realize it's her job, but there's a point where a practical person would have said, maybe this just isn't going to work. I mean, can you even imagine putting Crystal on stage in that condition? Sadly, comparing her to a Golden retriever was an apt analogy!
      Besides...they probably shortened her life by a couple of years!

    • @practicalwerewolf
      @practicalwerewolf Před měsícem +22

      ​@@carlwilliams6977 You don't "hate" to belittle people. You love everything about your comment. You love everything about yourself. No need to lie Carl, just say it "You think your sh!t smells like banana pie"... I get it my man. We all start off thinking we know everything and critique others without ever even taking a glance at ourselves in the mirror. Some make it out of that self-centered view of the world and everything in it, most do not. Either way, just know that your comment lacks humility in any real sense, so you haven't made it out yet ;)

    • @fpshooterful
      @fpshooterful Před měsícem +9

      I wouldn't be surprsied if she worked as a social worker in the past.

  • @clairdelune1806
    @clairdelune1806 Před měsícem +54

    I've been to Japan many times and it's a country that has changed your outlook on life in a good way.

  • @catherinedunne1799
    @catherinedunne1799 Před měsícem +86

    I just went to Japan too and I COMPLETELY AGREE. lol best bathrooms ever.

    • @nobilesnovushomo58
      @nobilesnovushomo58 Před měsícem

      only japanese live there and the right-wing has been in control for decades.

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick Před měsícem +1

      Great, now stop voting democrat so we can get back on track

  • @SouthCountyGal
    @SouthCountyGal Před měsícem +1011

    Cousin Micki is a treasure.

    • @erickborling1302
      @erickborling1302 Před měsícem +18

      Sometimes Kimmel's pranks are a little too predatory!

    • @freya8133
      @freya8133 Před měsícem +16

      She's in on the joke though. Nobody is that clueless.

    • @livewiiiiire
      @livewiiiiire Před měsícem +32

      ​@@freya8133this must be your first time seeing Micki - she truly is.

    • @tylerwood8710
      @tylerwood8710 Před měsícem +25

      She is possibly the most innocently-assuming nice person I've ever seen on television.

    • @chefmagneto
      @chefmagneto Před měsícem +5

      They are going to give her a heart attack, possibly me too from laughing.

  • @kirkebales
    @kirkebales Před měsícem +808

    OMG Cousin Nicki is the sweetest person in the world. She is absolutely adorable. That bit was hilarious too.

    • @loretta5653
      @loretta5653 Před měsícem +26

      I love her

    • @philster6383
      @philster6383 Před měsícem +23

      @@loretta5653 She is beautiful and a VERY sweet lady

    • @alexplorer
      @alexplorer Před měsícem +24

      The real Joe Biden would have been in awe if he had spoken to Cousin Micki. She is a National Treasure.

    • @wisdomprepper
      @wisdomprepper Před měsícem +11

      1,000,000% seems like such a sweetheart!

    • @quartzimaging
      @quartzimaging Před měsícem +6

      A+++

  • @kirstenhockaday9847
    @kirstenhockaday9847 Před měsícem +181

    As a retired Marine, I spent a lot of time in mainland Japan and Okinawa. Their countries are the cleanest in Asia. They have always been this way. Bathing is an art form. Compared to the rest of the world, they are the cleanest, most polite society. Going from Japan to Korea was a shocking experience.

    • @JanHubner_db10
      @JanHubner_db10 Před měsícem +32

      German fella here (semi-clean society, i might hope?): At Football World Cups (soccer), the Japanese supporters are famous not only for their great support but for cleaning their stands up before leaving the stadium. That had/has a profound impact on football coverage here during tournaments. And I mean, why dont we all do that or similar?!

    • @piotrplewa1889
      @piotrplewa1889 Před měsícem +26

      Homogeneous people that all share the same culture. You dont trash your own house

    • @pierce4026
      @pierce4026 Před měsícem +9

      0 minorities lol

    • @scorchedearth4248
      @scorchedearth4248 Před měsícem

      ​@JanHubner_db10
      Japan is a homogeneous country. They know multiculturalism doesn't work, and bringing in millions of 3rd world people would ruin their country.

    • @dandy3082
      @dandy3082 Před měsícem +13

      Homogenous conservative countries that value families and hard work tend to do that

  • @rivierarocket
    @rivierarocket Před měsícem +64

    Not only are the Japanese exceptionally clean but also exceptionally honest. While visiting an aquatic and botanical park in Okinawa a few years back, I realized that I had left my video camera somewhere near the aquarium. I took the little train back down from the botanical garden and explained to the train driver in my broken Japanese that I had forgotten my camera at the aquarium. He called ahead. When we arrived a Japanese employee greeted my wife and I and we followed her upstairs where she presented the video camera immaculately wrapped for protection and only asked me to identify the make. ...done and I had my camera back. In fact I know Jpan so I was not worried that I would lose it.
    Had this been the US (I'm American) or Europe where I live, that camera would already have been in someone's pocket as new found treasure. Not so in Japan. And when you have an appointment with a Japanese person, they arrive exactly on time. One minute late will result in bowing and apologies for being late.
    In short...Love Japan!

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr Před 28 dny +1

      they aren't exceptionally honest. this is just a western misunderstanding of the way things are done here. they steal and keep things they find, but they are selective about it and it isn't based on the inherent value. it's based on how they found the item and it's a type of training they all go through their whole lives.
      so a bit like pavlov's dog, if they find something exceptionally valuable, but on a train in front of people, that item will be returned.
      if they find a few dollars in someone's wallet alone in a private corner - that person will never see that item again. i've had wallets lost and never returned, but wallets and keys lost and returned. we've had toys returned, but i also had multiple bikes stolen and a $5000.00 family heirloom left on the train and never returned either.
      the myths about japan are kind of ridiculous. just because they learn and teach their public differently about returning things doesn't make them more moral people. that's a western lens attributing ethics to a place where it doesn't belong.

    • @jazzmack7647
      @jazzmack7647 Před 26 dny +1

      ​@handsome-km9cr Are you ok?

    • @user-he7ct7pz5p
      @user-he7ct7pz5p Před 22 dny +1

      @@handsome-km9cr
      私はカリフォルニア州出身で日本に30年住んでいるが1台も車を盗まれたことがない。
      日本で結婚し私の子供も車を持ち、親戚もいるが誰も車を盗まれた人が居ない。友人も盗まれた話を聞いたことが無い。
      私が30年も生活していて1度もなかったことがあなたには何度もあるなんて不思議です。
      そもそも日本の車はセキュリティに優れている。車を壊せばアラームが鳴り、離れた場所に居ても鍵が異常を知らせ、エンジンもかからない。だから鍵を車に置きっぱなしにしない限り盗まれることはありえないのに、どうして何度も盗まれたのかとてもとても不思議です。しかも鍵だけでなく$5000.00もの価値の物を車内に置いておくなんて、あなたは普段どんな国に住んでいるのか是非教えてほしい。アメリカじゃない事だけは確かだ。
      とにかく、あなたは車を何台も盗まれるほど日本にとっても長く住んでいる。当然日本語も読めるし、日本語で返答できるでしょう。是非どのくらい日本にいるのかお聞きしたい。返答お待ちしています。

  • @HH-mw4sq
    @HH-mw4sq Před měsícem +729

    As another commenter commented, they had no idea that Lara Trump was a pacifist. She is such a pacifist, she refuses to "hit a note".

    • @hazelbickmore4228
      @hazelbickmore4228 Před měsícem +32

      😂😂😂😂

    • @BD-zn7nr
      @BD-zn7nr Před měsícem +27

      Too funny!!!😂😅😂

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 Před měsícem +27

      She's the Florence Foster Jenkins of the GQP...

    • @lindagorham1409
      @lindagorham1409 Před měsícem +7

      Believe her name is Lara

    • @HH-mw4sq
      @HH-mw4sq Před měsícem +15

      @@caronstout354 - hahahaha, you are clearly a cultured and knowledgeable person to come up with that reference.

  • @toverturf9097
    @toverturf9097 Před měsícem +141

    Sometimes the best thing about being a parent is being the biggest kid with your children. I don’t know how old they are but there’s a good chance they will remember the time mom and dad got up in the middle of the night so we could have our baskets.😊

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +10

      He said they're 6 and 8

    • @dianep6791
      @dianep6791 Před měsícem +5

      And pancakes! 🥰🥰🥰🥰

  • @marxinkillie1713
    @marxinkillie1713 Před měsícem +59

    Japan is amazing. People are considerate and respectful. Very clean. The trains can get you anywhere. Super cheap and convenient.

    • @TheSundayShooter
      @TheSundayShooter Před měsícem +9

      I wonder how their immigration policy looks

    • @riffgroove
      @riffgroove Před měsícem

      ​@TheSundayShooter Anybody can move to Japan, who wants to.

    • @LeoBeastmode
      @LeoBeastmode Před měsícem

      @@riffgroove Have you actually read anything about Japanese immigration control? They don't play that refugee game, less than 6% of asylum seekers were recognized (the other 94% had their asylum status rejected). Of the permanent residents in Japan, less than 3% of the total population are immigrants and they WILL deport you if you step out of line.

    • @TheSundayShooter
      @TheSundayShooter Před měsícem +5

      @@riffgroove Not _anybody_

    • @riffgroove
      @riffgroove Před měsícem

      @@TheSundayShooter Let me put it this way... if you or I wanted to, we'd most likely be able to.

  • @suzannmatthews9857
    @suzannmatthews9857 Před měsícem +96

    Japan is the cleanest place I have ever been in! Beautiful, unbelievable food, and so many lovely places/things to see. In addition to the cleanliness, you can go into any restaurant and expect to get delicious food.

    • @scorchedearth4248
      @scorchedearth4248 Před měsícem

      That's because it's a homogeneous country and rejects multiculturalism.

    • @gringopapi6985
      @gringopapi6985 Před měsícem +14

      Sounds a lot like Sweden before Somalia invaded us :(

    • @johnmaki3046
      @johnmaki3046 Před měsícem

      I JUST HATE THEIR FRIKKIN' CRAP CARS!

    • @damitzdesign
      @damitzdesign Před měsícem +4

      Total opposite of a democratic sanctuary city like Los Angeles 😮

    • @goukeban6197
      @goukeban6197 Před měsícem

      Why is that, though?

  • @mattsoca1
    @mattsoca1 Před měsícem +45

    I'm about a third of the way through a planned 3 and 1/2 year stay in Japan. Nearly 2 weeks ago, I returned home to California for a very brief business trip. I completely agree with Jimmy - the whole time I missed the cleanliness (as well as the civility and customer service) of Japan. This even extended to my flights. On the way to LA, I took an American carrier because of the more convenient flight schedule, and ended up regretting that decision. On the way back I was on a Japanese airline, and it felt like I had returned to Japan the moment I walked on board.

    • @Ladybug211211
      @Ladybug211211 Před měsícem +10

      You’re so lucky! I visited there years ago and would love to return for another extended period. My favorite country

    • @mattsoca1
      @mattsoca1 Před měsícem +6

      @@Ladybug211211 Thank-you, I am so grateful for the opportunity to live in Japan as a resident. It is certainly different than just a short-term 90-day tourist visa.

  • @PeteEllson5656
    @PeteEllson5656 Před měsícem +295

    The bit with Cousin Nikki was absolutely hilarious. She is such a sweetheart. Great video, as always.

  • @ilikenachosify
    @ilikenachosify Před měsícem +64

    Japan is beautiful and the people are so polite and courteous ! I adore TOKYO ! Every western teen should go there

    • @jessepatterson1909
      @jessepatterson1909 Před měsícem

      No, dont bring our western BS to Japan. They already got enough after WW2.

    • @ErichToven
      @ErichToven Před měsícem +1

      I would take just 1 700th of improvement on American life. Just anything, you name it.

  • @teresitauy3692
    @teresitauy3692 Před měsícem +19

    Japan is not only very clean , people are very courteous, friendly, and down to earth .

  • @JackSparrow-gn9be
    @JackSparrow-gn9be Před měsícem +171

    They need to clone Cousin Nicki a million times. We need more like her in this world.

  • @arianahoule7223
    @arianahoule7223 Před měsícem +204

    Micki is someone who everyone would want as a best friend. How can she be so sweet? If I ever come back to this planet, I want Micki to be my mom. Sending happy thoughts.

    • @keithhall2943
      @keithhall2943 Před měsícem +4

      What planet are you on now?

    • @loyalsmith9795
      @loyalsmith9795 Před měsícem

      Her doing the job she is paid for...at home, it's all me, me, me, me.

  • @rvboyett
    @rvboyett Před měsícem +12

    I lived in Japan for two years, back in the 90’s, and my wife is Japanese. Even back then it was cleaner. The bathrooms can put Buc-ee’s to shame (IYKYK). He’s right about people carrying their trash back home. NO ONE litters. I love the USA but there definitely are some things we could and should learn from the Japanese.

  • @irisb7205
    @irisb7205 Před měsícem +25

    The Japanese are awesomely honest . My gff had this sailor boyfriend and we requested Japanese umbrellas which he left at the store. A month or so later , he retrieved those and it was still there for safekeeping.

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr Před 28 dny

      they aren't honest. at all. you must be a tourist

  • @radiogoodguy6287
    @radiogoodguy6287 Před měsícem +174

    The Billy Crystal bit was the BEST!😅

  • @kotonk
    @kotonk Před měsícem +260

    I'm an American here in Japan. I think you came at the right time, the weather is starting warm up and the cherry blossoms are blooming.

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 Před měsícem +6

      The cherry trees are blossoming.

    • @goodwillhumping7331
      @goodwillhumping7331 Před měsícem

      no you're not

    • @Kenny49ERS
      @Kenny49ERS Před měsícem +5

      Japan lives on the top of volcanoes. It has to be great there or people will remember they could be dead at any moment.

    • @trekkiejunk
      @trekkiejunk Před měsícem +2

      I live in DC, and the cherry blossoms near me just bloomed last week. I think they'e gone now.

    • @kathygodfrey3158
      @kathygodfrey3158 Před měsícem +10

      Japan is on my bucket list 🌸

  • @sushirabbit167
    @sushirabbit167 Před měsícem +10

    True story about Japan. So clean and organized there.

  • @ElBrandenBrazil
    @ElBrandenBrazil Před měsícem +10

    I have lived in Japan for 28 years. I love it!

  • @S.Shea2432
    @S.Shea2432 Před měsícem +377

    He's back Y'all!! We freaking missed You Jimmy Kimmel!!
    LOVE YOU!! 💜💜

    • @davegarmendia1717
      @davegarmendia1717 Před měsícem +3

      Just wondering what Republicans watch Late Night?

    • @JacquelineFox-xo6jn
      @JacquelineFox-xo6jn Před měsícem +1

      Don't flatter him> The spider gag still wins.

    • @S.Shea2432
      @S.Shea2432 Před měsícem +2

      @@davegarmendia1717, Republicans don't live here!! 🙄🤣

    • @piotrplewa1889
      @piotrplewa1889 Před měsícem +2

      We only come to laugh at the losers lol.
      Whats 1 "strength" that diversity brings us?

  • @bigtuna4984
    @bigtuna4984 Před měsícem +152

    Where can I find a cousin Micki?! She is the most amazing person I’ve ever seen!

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr Před 28 dny

      in the country, brother. country people are still a bit more respectful than the rest of us in the big city. it's an old trope but it's still true in many cases. not all of course but many.

  • @mollyziegler276
    @mollyziegler276 Před měsícem +20

    Your sweet cousin answering in a deep voice for Billy had me in stitches 😂😂😂

  • @dominique217
    @dominique217 Před měsícem +21

    Jimmy, you ain't neva lie. Japan is truly amazing. 👏🏽

    • @scorchedearth4248
      @scorchedearth4248 Před měsícem

      Why is Japan so amazing? Because it is a homogeneous country and knows multiculturalism doesn't work. You can't bring in 3rd world people by the millions and expect to have a successful country.

  • @pemdechen6300
    @pemdechen6300 Před měsícem +149

    Cousin Micki is the sweetest person. Jimmy has some fantastic people working for him and with him 🎉

  • @LinFromMinn
    @LinFromMinn Před měsícem +68

    This was awesome! The monolog was a stitch! BUT! The bit for April Fool's day was even better! Billy Crystal gave an Oscar worthy performance but honestly, with her sweet naiveté Micki stold the show, totally! Jimmy, thank you for being pro Biden, pro fun, a pro at entertaining us when we live in the time of a possible trumpet return. Seriously, you are the medicine to help us survive. I'm glad you had a nice, clean Japanese vacation, but now please don't take a vacation until Feb of 2025! We missed you. We need you. We love you Jimmy Kimmel! ❤😂😊

  • @SimbaRobyn
    @SimbaRobyn Před měsícem +67

    I love that he’s surrounded himself with his family!
    I think it says a lot about about him as a person 😊

    • @victormihai3929
      @victormihai3929 Před měsícem +3

      :Like what exactly?

    • @chetsenior7253
      @chetsenior7253 Před měsícem +3

      I think this says a lot about your ability to be conned.

    • @twiceshy9773
      @twiceshy9773 Před měsícem +2

      Lol like Trump?? And Kim Jung Un?? Who exactly are you talking about?? Its easier to be surrounded by yesmen when you're paying all their bills and getting them jobs and houses

    • @SimbaRobyn
      @SimbaRobyn Před měsícem

      @@twiceshy9773 for us non cynical people it means loyalty, not forgetting where you came from, generosity…

    • @b-dub6865
      @b-dub6865 Před měsícem +3

      These responses say a lot about these people too.
      You’re right about Jimmy, though - he’s a good dude.😊

  • @TeresaCook-de6jo
    @TeresaCook-de6jo Před měsícem +48

    Oh my goodness, how innocent and sweet can anyone be! She was adorable. A breath of fresh air!

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 Před měsícem

      She came off looking like she was working with a short deck to me.

    • @kurtsnyder4752
      @kurtsnyder4752 Před měsícem +2

      ​@@thaisstone5192NO Jokers

  • @patrickkellogg6031
    @patrickkellogg6031 Před měsícem +53

    Cousin Micki checking to see if Billy Crystal is still breathing...priceless.

    • @thingamabob3902
      @thingamabob3902 Před měsícem +2

      already pulling out the defibrillator charged with vodka ^^

  • @Sli8ht
    @Sli8ht Před měsícem +481

    I was hoping Jimmy was going to clown MI Rep. Matt Maddock for claiming “illegal invaders” had landed at a Detroit airport while it was actually the Gonzaga Men’s BB team.

    • @MariaMartinez-researcher
      @MariaMartinez-researcher Před měsícem +28

      Impossible. Gonzaga doesn't exist. 😂

    • @dena6254
      @dena6254 Před měsícem +9

      Go Zags!! 💙 🤍

    • @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals
      @PleaseDontEatTheAnimals Před měsícem +12

      Oh yeah, he totally should have.

    • @brad3706
      @brad3706 Před měsícem +21

      ​@@MariaMartinez-researcherI live in Spokane, for a few months out of the year, and all my neighbors seem to think it's real...... but they think birds are real too. And Trump's hair is natural. Fox News too.

    • @grogery1570
      @grogery1570 Před měsícem +4

      @@MariaMartinez-researcher sure it does, it is a small town in Mexico with the worlds shortest basketball team!

  • @seanadean424
    @seanadean424 Před měsícem +13

    Cousin Micki is the best! So gracious and kind. And a good sport!

  • @dynamicpisces
    @dynamicpisces Před měsícem +8

    Cousin Mikki is so damn adorable!!! That bit was hilarious! 😅😅😅😅

  • @cheska2024
    @cheska2024 Před měsícem +98

    Cousin Micki is a doll!

  • @ktrip2804
    @ktrip2804 Před měsícem +255

    As someone who's been to Japan, I can 100% confirm that Jimmy is right. It's super clean and a lot of people are super polite!

    • @silentmajority8365
      @silentmajority8365 Před měsícem +26

      And near zero diversity

    • @zerosusaku
      @zerosusaku Před měsícem +5

      @@silentmajority8365
      And an overaging Population an Economy that is colapsing Black Companys and Shool problem cause huge problems with People taking an "Exit" and others oh and Racism against foreigners is rising same with Criminality and all this even wthout this bad bad diversity.

    • @gailgomez483
      @gailgomez483 Před měsícem +4

      Facts

    • @groverjuicy
      @groverjuicy Před měsícem

      Karoshi!

    • @Duncan_Idaho84
      @Duncan_Idaho84 Před měsícem +1

      @@zerosusakuSo, they are 4 decades behind us?

  • @steverdms
    @steverdms Před měsícem +8

    Ok, Micki needs some kind of customer service of the century award for how she handled that. I was sweating for her and nearly about to have a panic attack and I was in on the joke. Kudos to her!

  • @LAHarris-tj9fc
    @LAHarris-tj9fc Před měsícem +7

    I was just there From 3/12-3/23 Everything you said is TRUE in fact I couldn’t help thinking why can’t we have a Bullet Train? Why can’t we have clean spaces Heated Seats and Bidets Also the Japanese are very respectful It’s wonderful.

  • @cuejens
    @cuejens Před měsícem +50

    Kimmel and Colbert with the same tag line on the screenshot for tonight 😂 "Easter Dummy" is an understatement for Trump and his insane ranting from yesterday.

  • @musicinggp
    @musicinggp Před měsícem +301

    The Japanese are very clean...always...and take your nasty shoes off and leave them outside...no nasty shoes inside ever. The mornings after celebrations (with fireworks)...one would never know there was a celebration...I lived in Hawaii and admired everyone, especially the Japanese. Kind people.

    • @raymondwong7674
      @raymondwong7674 Před měsícem +9

      Japanese only kind to their own kind don't get that confused.

    • @annenelson5656
      @annenelson5656 Před měsícem +24

      I heard that Japanese bathrooms even in the airport are as clean as a surgical suite and almost palatial with amenities.

    • @kitcoffey7194
      @kitcoffey7194 Před měsícem +22

      America, richest nation in the world, virtually 0 public restrooms.
      Could we possibly do better?

    • @lillyanderson3623
      @lillyanderson3623 Před měsícem +26

      ​@raymondwong7674 not true at all

    • @Johnathonsmum
      @Johnathonsmum Před měsícem +2

      Would rather have germs off shoes, than tinea off some-ones smelly feat

  • @katherinenortonmalek5468
    @katherinenortonmalek5468 Před měsícem +216

    Completely agree!!!! The only ppl who think America is the greatest country in the world have never been to any other country.

    • @chetsenior7253
      @chetsenior7253 Před měsícem +5

      I’ve never been outside the U.S. as I live paycheck to paycheck and don’t get paid vacations, but I don’t think America is the greatest country, hence the financial inabilities that constrain many working people. I guess my point is that you are right and wrongish at the same time.

    • @aufait-
      @aufait- Před měsícem +3

      YOU are EXACTLY RIGHT!

    • @bridgez04
      @bridgez04 Před měsícem +4

      Facts. The Exposure is good for everyone. If only everyone in the US could visit another country even Mexico or Canada still on this continent. Not everything is US centric despite what Hollywood may show.

    • @Deiwilldie
      @Deiwilldie Před měsícem +9

      America is the greatest country on earth ! Amen

    • @katesweeney9101
      @katesweeney9101 Před měsícem +4

      @chetsenior7253 - the OP was talking about people who think America is the greatest country. You don't. Therefore, they weren't talking about you.

  • @christopherporter2459
    @christopherporter2459 Před měsícem +5

    That prank was so freaking funny. I love Micki. She's such a good sport with every prank Jimmy pulls on her.

  • @331SVTCobra
    @331SVTCobra Před měsícem +74

    Regarding foreign countries being cleaner: I took my family to Ireland a few years ago. When I returned to the US it seemed like a garbage dump. Debris that falls off of cars or blows out of car windows, litter that either blows out of trash cans or was never put into a trash can, then leaves and natural stuff.
    We can chant "U-S-A", as if chanting makes us great, or we can at least start suggesting to local governments that we keep our cities clean.

    • @ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn
      @ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn Před měsícem +6

      Or think about improving access to health care, or even, gasp, consider limiting guns.

    • @331SVTCobra
      @331SVTCobra Před měsícem

      @@ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn It's embarrassing that we're the only first-world nation without national health care. It's more embarrassing that our fellow voters are so stupid that they fall for the "national health care would be a disaster" lie.
      Guns are a right, though. You really have to be careful what you wish for. Would you really want a bunch of thugs overturning the election and not having recourse? If Jan6 had subverted the constitution they would need to be stopped somehow.

    • @thaisstone5192
      @thaisstone5192 Před měsícem

      @@ElizabethHarrington-yp2tn You missed the point, Mr. Harrington.

    • @LostintheTwilightZone
      @LostintheTwilightZone Před měsícem +2

      It takes more than government...the people themselves have to stop littering, making messes in public bathrooms, etc.

    • @JohnDoe-pt7ru
      @JohnDoe-pt7ru Před měsícem +2

      try not living in a Democrat city, then. My Florida beach town is safe, clean, and fun but you all are too busy calling us "hillbillies and hicks" with your nose stuck up in the air.

  • @thebagelsproductions
    @thebagelsproductions Před měsícem +66

    77 unhinged rambling rants! Someone was rattling on the uppers all day 😂.

    • @joannewitzkowski3407
      @joannewitzkowski3407 Před měsícem +4

      Was he texting from church, that stable Christian?

    • @PennyDavis-cm9tl
      @PennyDavis-cm9tl Před měsícem +2

      Sniff sniff. 😮

    • @lastjob2011
      @lastjob2011 Před měsícem +5

      Name your favorite celebrity athlete singer dancer. If anyone made 77 post about their favorite person, their friends would tell them to seek professional help.
      I pray Trump's increased unhinged acts opens the eyes of his followers!

    • @thebagelsproductions
      @thebagelsproductions Před měsícem +1

      @joannewitzkowski3407 I'm not sure he had time for church, what with all the messaging, and obsessively taking apart all the radios, stereos and washing machines in the house and unsuccessfully trying to put them back together 🤣😂, he didn't have time for prayer, quiet reflection and selfless acts of charity

  • @colwilliamnoydb4134
    @colwilliamnoydb4134 Před měsícem +4

    After the meltdown of their Nuclear Reactor, when aid was distributed, the people waited in an orderly fashion with no panic or chaos. Older people also volunteered to help with cleanup in sensitive areas and were exposed to radiation because they had lived a full life and wanted to protect the younger generations. Their respect for the elderly and family values and the society they live in is above any comparison.

  • @luzvaldes1030
    @luzvaldes1030 Před měsícem +8

    That’s the funniest April fool’s skit! Micky is a sweetheart and Billy just his usual fantastic self.

  • @jasonwilliams1713
    @jasonwilliams1713 Před měsícem +378

    I'm glad the Kimmel family got to have that beautiful moment together. I hope they never forget it.

    • @fortybelow1973
      @fortybelow1973 Před měsícem +13

      Yea, I too thought that was a cool story. Quality family time. ❤😊

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 Před měsícem +5

      I think that's why my parents used to hide our baskets and make us search for them in the morning😅

    • @theodorerobert6579
      @theodorerobert6579 Před měsícem +2

      I ask this with all sincerity, why are you glad? Do you know him? Are they going through tough times right now that you know about? Do you believe he will read your comment and reach out and say thank you?

    • @kristinehulet1997
      @kristinehulet1997 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@theodorerobert6579why are you being contrary

    • @deonna9100
      @deonna9100 Před měsícem +3

      ​@@kristinehulet1997Some people are just that way🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @Omni0404
    @Omni0404 Před měsícem +52

    In Japan I not only saw everybody recycle, but I saw some people even take their cans and bottles into the bathroom to rinse out before recycling. Madness!

    • @peterl.104
      @peterl.104 Před měsícem +7

      Little things like that make a big difference with pest control. Never once did I have to deal with ants and cockroaches or annual pest control visits while living in apartments in Japan.

    • @viktoriagrath2375
      @viktoriagrath2375 Před měsícem +2

      Yeah, many of us in Europe do that too

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 Před měsícem +1

      And in Africa.

    • @rustyshackleford3293
      @rustyshackleford3293 Před měsícem

      ​@@ksc743😂 good one!!!

    • @ksc743
      @ksc743 Před měsícem

      @@rustyshackleford3293 true story whatever you may think.

  • @CrabbyO
    @CrabbyO Před měsícem +15

    "That was my grandpa's favorite joke!"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @annmahoneyleslie1894
    @annmahoneyleslie1894 Před měsícem +8

    Omg @jimmykimmel! I was in Japan for the last 20 days and just got home on Tuesday 4/2! Have you watched Eugene Levy on Reluctant Traveler when he goes to Tokyo?! I told my friend he was ME!! My favorite thing to do was spend time in the toilet room! Warm seat, perfect cleanliness…no cars honking…No trash anywhere, people respect each other. I agree with you! I was there on Easter as well…but with no children. Wow…amazing!

  • @breal7277
    @breal7277 Před měsícem +70

    Glad you had some time to yourself, Jimmy. Welcome back! Your cousin is so nice and sweet and Billy was terrific in this skit (and so was the president 😂).

  • @kemouse
    @kemouse Před měsícem +185

    We went to Japan I felt the same. No graffiti, super clean, people very polite and helpful.

    • @dasstigma
      @dasstigma Před měsícem +17

      Most developed places are like that.

    • @MrCarloszeca
      @MrCarloszeca Před měsícem +36

      And respectful, if someone has a cold, they wear a mask in public, they do not cry about it.

    • @kemouse
      @kemouse Před měsícem +4

      @@dasstigma I thought I WAS in a developed place is the deal and since I noticed a difference then...

    • @tacticalsapper
      @tacticalsapper Před měsícem +8

      Just need to visit the right places. Also a lot of sexual assaults. Not more than in the US but for sure no lala land.

    • @tatersalad8648
      @tatersalad8648 Před měsícem +3

      If only weed were legal there though. 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @Lobster_Dance
    @Lobster_Dance Před měsícem +6

    I miss living in Japan. Lived there for 6 years over two periods of service over there. Lived out in town both times, in two different places. Wonderful.
    Also, very quiet and peaceful walking around or biking. Nice gardens and parks for everyone, too

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr Před 28 dny

      japan is great if you hate trees and love concrete and racism

  • @WouldYouKindlyGWAR
    @WouldYouKindlyGWAR Před měsícem +7

    Japan is so clean and safe. I wonder if big brain Jimmy figured out why.

    • @riffgroove
      @riffgroove Před měsícem

      Because the people of Japan believe that societal harmony is much more important than the rights of the individual.

  • @errgag3580
    @errgag3580 Před měsícem +368

    It's official... Diaper Don just won the egg hunt at Mar a Lago
    Still winning!!

    • @karenrumney5210
      @karenrumney5210 Před měsícem +29

      Are you kidding.... He won the Easter egg hunt at the Whitehouse and he wasn't even there!!
      😂😂😂😂

    • @rtm365bnc
      @rtm365bnc Před měsícem +23

      Is it like the way he plays golf, he cheats, those poor kids.

    • @cdvan15
      @cdvan15 Před měsícem +21

      It’s rigged
      I heard he stole eggs from kids

    • @jongalleog3486
      @jongalleog3486 Před měsícem +12

      👹wanna buy a bible ??

    • @rudolftrost3534
      @rudolftrost3534 Před měsícem +6

      Because he shot the Easter Bunny?

  • @jeanninerobinson522
    @jeanninerobinson522 Před měsícem +69

    Jimmy, I love the way you have your family on the show, Aunt Chippy, cousin Sal and cousin Mikki. If I remember correctly you also included a member who later passed away. It's comforting to see families support each other, nicely done. Kudos to you.

  • @StartAtTheEnd
    @StartAtTheEnd Před měsícem +5

    Cousin Micki has an absolute heart of gold! God bless her.

  • @TwoTewToo
    @TwoTewToo Před měsícem +4

    Cousin Mikki is so sweet and wonderful! What a good sport!

  • @jacobgood4842
    @jacobgood4842 Před měsícem +2254

    What’s more funny is him selling 60 dollar bibles I don’t understand why his supporters believe everything he says but argue with the actual facts

    • @raymondwong7674
      @raymondwong7674 Před měsícem +239

      Stupidity has no medicine, that's why

    • @thebagelsproductions
      @thebagelsproductions Před měsícem +238

      It's almost like they're in a cult.

    • @Daniel4646
      @Daniel4646 Před měsícem +144

      It's simply what idol cultists do. So don't be too surprised.

    • @mistermayonaise
      @mistermayonaise Před měsícem +30

      Cos they like what he be LIE veS about.And they are in luck,more to come,stay tuned.Don't suffer from a nice nap-o -lapsy.

    • @JW30000
      @JW30000 Před měsícem +13

      The most important part is the awareness this brings to the Bib le ✨✨✨

  • @michaelbruce1847
    @michaelbruce1847 Před měsícem +34

    My daughter taught in Japan at an elementary school. The last 20 minutes before the students go home, they clean and tidy their entire school. I tried that in my classroom back in Canada,(also a teacher - regrettably) . . .did not go over well.

    • @krissy35
      @krissy35 Před měsícem +12

      Yes. I was going to comment something similar. I am a teacher and in grad school, I watched a film that showed the school system in Japan. They had no custodians because the kids cleaned the school. The students also have a ton of respect for their teachers.

    • @crystalkauffman3322
      @crystalkauffman3322 Před měsícem +6

      They are taught to respect their elders. In the US, they can't even teach children respect.

    • @kittikins1
      @kittikins1 Před měsícem

      Tbh, there are a lot of 'elder' people here that absolutely do not deserve respect, so maybe that's why. ​@@crystalkauffman3322

    • @USandGlobal
      @USandGlobal Před měsícem

      @@crystalkauffman3322lmao 😂 not they aren’t, they are taught to respect Americans or else 🥱

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr Před 28 dny +1

      because it wont' just work if it's one class. you teach kids to do that in every class in a school since they are kindergarteners, and it will work just fine.
      but one class isn't going to work. there needs to be a whole system of people doing this for it to take hold.

  • @AF-ti7nb
    @AF-ti7nb Před měsícem +7

    Someone gonna tell him why Japan is so nice and clean? And why the culture is so intact?

    • @zerosusaku
      @zerosusaku Před měsícem

      I mean i could tell you that Japan has the same and even worse problems but i am afraid then my little Brownshirt friend you might start crying.

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick Před měsícem

      Leftists will never leave their echo chamber

  • @cheeseheadfiddle
    @cheeseheadfiddle Před měsícem +3

    Great Easter story with the kids and everything. Perfection.

  • @SBHink
    @SBHink Před měsícem +55

    What a priceless April Fools Prank on your cousin. Super fun to watch along.

  • @kelleylegault5115
    @kelleylegault5115 Před měsícem +42

    That woman needs a raise, Jimmy…😂

  • @ScytheNoire
    @ScytheNoire Před měsícem +7

    Micki checking to see if Billy Crystal is still breathing was hilarious.

  • @2121Tanja
    @2121Tanja Před měsícem +4

    Best prank ever. I love cousin Mikki!!!! She is a rider!!!! Great person.

  • @chuckwagon7354
    @chuckwagon7354 Před měsícem +46

    The greatest April Fool's prank I've seen. That bit when 'The President' is on the phone, Billy Crystal is 'asleep' and Micki puts on a deep voice and says 'be right there' nearly killed me. Hilarious.

  • @kara6320
    @kara6320 Před měsícem +137

    Please do more pranks on Micki and Aunt Chippy 🤣Micki is so perfect for the booking department, she is a precious soul!

    • @Uouttooo
      @Uouttooo Před měsícem +3

      If you do this too often, she will catch up and then it is no longer funny.

    • @tgeee
      @tgeee Před měsícem

      I think she caught on this time, when "President Biden" called. Didn't sound like his voice at all. Looks like she went along with it, with her exaggerated movements and facial expressions.

    • @LostintheTwilightZone
      @LostintheTwilightZone Před měsícem

      @@Uouttooo He's been doing for years!!!

  • @Lomojo31
    @Lomojo31 Před měsícem +8

    I wonder what Japans immigration policy is.

    • @riffgroove
      @riffgroove Před měsícem

      Very low.
      Because they already have one-third of America's population in an area less than one twenty-fifth the size.

    • @Digger-Nick
      @Digger-Nick Před měsícem

      Jimmy doesn't understand basic math

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr Před 28 dny +2

      their immigration policy is "no thank you". and it's even stricter now than it was before. they employ poor workers from other countries to come here for six months then revoke their visas to send them back. it's ridiculous.
      and they don't want them staying or setting down roots, so they never accept the new crop from the same country. always a new poorer country. they invited a slew of people from the phillipines in 2000, then they sent them all back, then indonesians, then sent them all back then vietnamese and nepalese all the same way everytime. it's pretty heartless really the way they treat people from poorer countries.

    • @riffgroove
      @riffgroove Před 28 dny

      @handsome-km9cr Does that mean that all the Nigerian touts who walk around Kabukicho harassing tourists are getting sent home soon?

  • @hanksballoons
    @hanksballoons Před 19 dny +1

    Cousin Mikki has a good heart and a naive nature, the pranks only work because she never gets mad :)

  • @TWB-cs1ox
    @TWB-cs1ox Před měsícem +38

    I’m from 🇯🇵and watch your show!
    Jimmy, thank you for coming to Japan!

  • @hillbillydeluxe27
    @hillbillydeluxe27 Před měsícem +111

    Lara trump should know auto tune does NOT work when you have to use it on every note of the song.

  • @zenenskianna6153
    @zenenskianna6153 Před 2 dny

    I feel so glad to hear all the compliments about my country 😊
    Thank you very much

  • @Musthait
    @Musthait Před měsícem +4

    +1 about Japan - what an amazing experience! Beautiful country!!!!

    • @handsome-km9cr
      @handsome-km9cr Před 28 dny

      sure if you hate trees and love concrete and racism

  • @heatherwinser66
    @heatherwinser66 Před měsícem +52

    I had to watch the April Fool’s prank twice. What a sweetheart her cousin is…!

  • @sheraz1001
    @sheraz1001 Před měsícem +174

    Her checking if he is alive and changing her voice were priceless.

    • @adamlieber6835
      @adamlieber6835 Před měsícem +3

      Yes! "I'll be right there"🤣🤣😂😂

  • @alisonsattler6396
    @alisonsattler6396 Před měsícem

    Great monologue! Laughed all through! The April 1st clips were hilarious.

  • @algebarb
    @algebarb Před měsícem +2

    She's wonderful! Soooo kind 😊

  • @BilliesGroats
    @BilliesGroats Před měsícem +228

    I lived in SC for 6 months and while a friend drove me around he tossed a can of coke on the side of the highway. When I objected he stated that that pay people to clean it. Well,, the side of hiways or back roads have not been cleaned since they were built. Keep it in your car till you see a trash can and that is not the streets 😊😢

    • @kurtsnyder4752
      @kurtsnyder4752 Před měsícem +10

      Could he have seen some "adopt a hiway" group?

    • @gchukma
      @gchukma Před měsícem +11

      He's helping some elderly guy collecting aluminum to buy cat food to eat. And when the elderly guy is to weak from starvation they use slave labor from the local jail. So in a sense he's donating to the cause.

    • @merannicuill6435
      @merannicuill6435 Před měsícem +5

      When I lived in GA, I came to call those highway diamonds. They sparkle in the sunshine.

    • @southsiren
      @southsiren Před měsícem

      It's nice to hear somebody address modern slavery. Hard labor for pennies/hour is so obvious people don't wanna see it
      ​@@gchukma

    • @amyjackson8725
      @amyjackson8725 Před měsícem +11

      That is why many states, like mine, have bottle deposit laws! Since it went up to $0.10/container with more types included, they don't stay on the side of the road long.

  • @DeborahAckerman1234
    @DeborahAckerman1234 Před měsícem +39

    Cousin Micki is absolutely Precious!!❤. Happy April Fool’s Day!!

  • @AutumnPheonix
    @AutumnPheonix Před měsícem +1

    Too funny! Happy belated Easter! Many thanks to Billy for being so much fun.... "Nap-o-lepsey".... Too funny.

  • @sandyedwards2681
    @sandyedwards2681 Před měsícem +1

    Billy Crystal nailed it with the April Fools joke. So funny!!

  • @HerdItThruTheGrapeVine
    @HerdItThruTheGrapeVine Před měsícem +40

    I love Mickie❤ I would adore a friend like her!

  • @iowashots2467
    @iowashots2467 Před měsícem +31

    Jimmy sounds like a great dad!

  • @NaYoungSeung
    @NaYoungSeung Před měsícem +2

    I traveled to Japan 2 times. It was one of my best memories in my whole life.

  • @m.coleman
    @m.coleman Před měsícem +2

    Poor Cousin Miki ! 😂 I hurt myself laughing at her changing her voice!

  • @SKinSKorea
    @SKinSKorea Před měsícem +49

    Billy Crystal not over-doing it. . . Nothing over-the-top- well-done!

  • @kennethholmes8746
    @kennethholmes8746 Před měsícem +29

    I was stationed there when I was in the Marines Corp, beautiful like he said, beautiful people, and wasn't mad that we came to their country and was speaking English.

    • @4-Methylaminorex
      @4-Methylaminorex Před měsícem +3

      They seem to have forgiven the nuking as well.

    • @princequestly2218
      @princequestly2218 Před měsícem +11

      Best country I’ve ever been to. They are the most respectful people.

    • @USandGlobal
      @USandGlobal Před měsícem

      Why would they get mad when you are there to protect them 😂

  • @personal3766
    @personal3766 Před měsícem +1

    Good to see cousin Micki. We haven't seen aunty Tippy for a while. She was wonderful!

  • @colleyslimmaz4502
    @colleyslimmaz4502 Před měsícem +1

    "I'll be right there" cousin Mikki's man's voice...I 😅😅😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂

  • @suzannemathison9900
    @suzannemathison9900 Před měsícem +29

    OMG! You do not pay her enough! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kimchi9560
    @kimchi9560 Před měsícem +19

    If you knew what goes in to flying a commercial plane, you would clap every time the plane lands too. Plus it shows appreciation to the pilot.

  • @MeltedPearls
    @MeltedPearls Před měsícem +1

    Micki is a treasure! I hated to see her struggle but she did so very valiantly.

  • @astoerbrauck
    @astoerbrauck Před měsícem +1

    Aunt Chippy and Micki are the best, I love both.

  • @14LP2
    @14LP2 Před měsícem +34

    Clean streets here? Not a chance. A lot of people here can’t even bring a shopping cart back to a cart coral in a store parking lot…..even 3 feet away.

  • @frankaq3951
    @frankaq3951 Před měsícem +30

    Cousin Micki is a good old-fashioned class act!

  • @annedwyer797
    @annedwyer797 Před měsícem +2

    That was a really sweet family Easter story 🐰🐣

  • @MM2PuppyDog
    @MM2PuppyDog Před měsícem +1

    Laura Trumps singing was way too funny. Especially at the end🤣🤣🤣