Weapons of White Destruction | TJ | Stand Up Comedy
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TJ is a standup comedian born and raised in Haiti who currently lives in New York. He loves bacon, dogs, and comedy. Probably not in that order. He's currently on tour all over America.
Instagram: / tjstandup
TikTok: / tjstandup
CZcams: @tjstandup1
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Credits:
Written and Performed by TJ
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Tom Atwell
Swing: Andreas Roalsvig
Cam Operators:
Troy Dobbertin
Rylie Field
Addy Farrell
Bill Pawlowski
Rebecca Rajadnya
Editor: Elise Golgowski
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Mark Davis
Sound Recordist: Maxwell Phillips
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Production Designer: Sarah Cogan
Set Dresser: Monica Dabrowski
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Paige Asachika
David Berg
Maggie Rosenberg
Brandon Wells
Photographer: Michael Monti
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Triangle Loft in Manhattan, NY
Code: R4VAMR8GBH4XC3F - Komedie
Thank you guys for watching! Thank you Don't Tell for having me. I'm touring all over America @tjstandup
You're a fvcking legend! 👏🤣
This was so funny
Caught your short of this set. Hilarious. Hope you have a great tour.
Thats a good set dawg loved it 😂😂
Your hilarious, I was watching this at work busting out laughing looking crazy
He ended his set with a Deez Nuts joke 😂😂 legendary 👏
Ikr
Spoiler alert
He missed the opportunity to say “you might have taken my nuts but your kids will chock on deez nuts (the nuts)😅
brought me all the way back to the 90s!
Good thing I didn’t read this comment right away… punch line thief 😂
He's an emerging comedic star.. I seen this brother rip in French and Haitian creole too. And he was still a riot. He is simply brilliant
🙏🏾
@@tjstandup1yerrr! The legend himself. Rooting for you all the way bro
Where can I find him? Is he stateside?
Sorry ...where can we find those French and haitian creole work
?
I love being a Mexican watching this thinking "Huh, I don't speak Mexican lol" and low and behold
😂
Oh yeah! I think about that, and if your Mexican American and don’t speak it your not Mexican to other Mexicans💀 also those segregated schools they’d put Latinos in, they wouldn’t allow you to speak Spanish cause then they’d hit you double colonization whammy 🦧
right, it made me laugh so hard
*lo and behold :)
It's that foreign exchange program 😂
French foreign exchange program, also known as slavery. This guy is a hoot 🦉 😂
Edit: *1K Likes* Thank you!!
It’s too much to pay for French 😢😂
My grandparents are from Martinique. This hits home.
Someone watches Kam Patterson 😭
Rockos modern liife
As a white, none of this was funny.
@@dimitar297 As a white person, you just lack a sense of humour, all of this was hilarious. The best comedy is based on challenging truths. Just because you're not used to being the target of the joke doesn't mean it's not funny.
“This is the most subtle weapon of white destruction “ omg 💀
Love it!!
Very funny guy
6:37 lol
Another great comedian I've never seen! Really breezed through these topics with ease, great dry humour and good timing.
whoever the guy in the audience is with that contagious laugh.. you made my night
Sounded like Stavros 😂
That's his sidekick like Robin but he's just there to make the joke sound funnier by 10² × by the Joker
Love this guys vibe, spicy topics are always really fun done dry as hell 😅
Looks like the genetic love child of Kevin heart and usher.
This guy has serious writing chops. Totally top tier
I’m definitely bias🇭🇹 but this is definitely one of the best sets I’ve seen all year 😂😂😂 TJ’s timing, the historical context, subjects, delivery, and his stage presence is like a 20year vet.
"Okay this protest must be about... my life" 😆
Saw this guy in the Netherlands in a room of about 6 people and he managed to do quite well with what he had to work with 😅 fair play
In the Netherlands?
-- 6 ppl? peanut allergies must have hit the Netherland shores too.
He is Coming back on MARCH 29TH
😂💀 yeah I was in that program too. Three exchange programs actually; Portuguese, French and English. They just REALLY loved my country
The French only had Texas for 5 years, not long enough to get us speaking their language. We just speak Spanish and English here. Lol X)
No you weren't.
@@JediNiyteyou mean Nigeria wasn’t in that exchange program? Called occupation and colonialism? Okay, thanks for letting me know I wasn’t. Typical, considering white people are always trying to erase history.
@@xzonia1and you assumed I’m Texan because? Do I type in a Texan accent? Or you just assumed I’m Texan based on…? Jesus you internet people are mostly morons
😂😂😂
Naming your kid the whole Thomas Jefferson is such Haitian thing to do XD
Both Thomas and Jefferson are common names in Haiti
Proud to see a Haitian winning!!!🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹
I just wanted to reach out and let you know how much I enjoyed your storytelling session. Your ability to captivate an audience and bring historical figures to life is truly amazing. I particularly loved how you incorporated George Washington Carver into your story - it was a delightful surprise and it made my day!
I must admit, I was not aware of the fact that George Washington Carver was castrated, and it was a shocking revelation for me. Your comedy/storytelling not only entertained me, but also educated me on this lesser-known aspect of his life.
Thank you for sharing your talent and knowledge with us. I look forward to more of your comic relief sessions with a twist in the future.
Keep up the fantastic work!
As the son of a Haitian immigrate that French foreign exchange program joke was hilarious.
Best George Washington Carver joke I ever heard.
Watching from Nigeria🇳🇬. One love
That was some of the funniest and smartest comedy I've ever heard! Race jokes aren't easy but this man nailed it!
Top notch!
I love how he's making comedy from such painful history... We need to laugh more😂
That's one of the greatest "deez nuts" jokes I've ever heard 😂
The writing, the timing . . . Just awesome! ❤
Wow, one of the funniest sets I have ever heard, I'm literally crying of laughter. Much love from South Africa
Loved it ! I did NOT see the punchline coming, even though I expected a reference to it somewhere, it was a brilliant build up ❤
All facts and all good jokes. Absolutely amazing bit. I would love to see more of him. Don't Tell Comedy never misses
He’s a natural and a comedic genius.😂😆🤣
I’ve heard the George Washington carver peanut allergy bit on here before
Deez nutts!!! The context and timing is on point 😄😄. A Legend on the rise👍🏾
This is legit funny, not one of those "polite giggles" routines where you just appreciate that someone tried.
Your jokes are funny....I live in the Caribbean...Trinidad...I love your set.
This might be one of the next greats in comedy. Well written & hilarious my brotha👊🏾
T.J I cant even lie this was super funny!! I seriously hope that you blow up and do it big. You nailed this brotha. Well done.
Brilliant guys this guy deserves a Netflix special.
The whole set is 🔥🔥 but that ending ? legendary 🤣🤣🙌
That was a great show & well put together. The ending was classic!!!!✊🏽
That was hilarious! Good delivery, excellent jokes! Needs a whole special rn!
Oh I love him ! Finally some raw reality! Thank you for sharing your world with us !
This is actually a great set. I will keep an eye out for more of his stuff.
Wow! That was hilarious. I haven’t seen a comedian with that kind of clever wit and comedic timing In a while. Good job bro.
brilliant material and delivery!!!!!
Hilarious! Perfect dry humor. Can’t wait to see some more
The last joke was the best form I've heard that joke being done
It was a joke done by Garrick Barnard on Black Conspiracy Theories here
czcams.com/video/yQekZG_eHls/video.htmlsi=yjLgqkCV_RiXbAxm
Absolutely PHENOMENAL! You are a comedic genius to educate an audience and make them simultaneously. Bravo!
Imagine if he didnt do comedy. Just lived his life as a Thomas Jefferson with an amazing George Washington Carver joke that only he could have connected the dots on and presented this way. This is why comedy is important. Beautifully done sir.
He was very! good. Loved it. More please. Thank you brethren.
One of the best I’ve seen lately. Love it!!
Dying here 😂😂😂 this was absolutely hilarious and very intelligent too
A very polished set. My husband and I laughed the whole time. :)
Amazing comic. Great material and delivery. Keep doing your thing brother.
This guy's a genius. The joke about Hispaniards was the best thing I've heard in such a long time. Would love to see him live!
Slayed it.... I want more TJ!
Well done. Smart, Classy, Funny
Had to thank my feed for this
Best comedian I have heard in years! Brilliant from start to finish.
man this is gold
WOW!!! What an awesome set. Funny from start to finish.
😂😂😂😂Hilarious. Thank you CZcams for suggesting this. I’ll check out some more of his stuff.
I’ve got to find more of this guy, absolutely hilarious
Hilarious! Well put together. Seemed very comfortable.
The ending omfg 😂😂😂 loved it!
Not even halfway in and I love this dude😂😂
You’re brilliant. Thank You
Funny af!!! I hope to see more sets soon!!!
"I think this is a protest about my life"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Started off laughing ended laughing! This guy got talent
You're pretty good. Keep it up. Proud to be Haitian
I am just proud today seing him
No other art form that I respect more than comedy, and you sir are a genius.
Funniest set I’ve seen in awhile .. great material
Loved this. Super funny 😂
I haven't had a good laugh in a while. Thank you for breaking the streak!
That George Washington Carver segment was genius! 🤣🤣🤣
Loved this
I am glad i stumbled over this video
The wrap up with that final joke was perfection.
Delivery on point
Ayiti nan kay la 🇭🇹❤
He is too funny! 😂🤣
The last joke was FIRE 🔥
Loved this set. Refreshing take.
Beautiful jokes, outstanding delivery.
I love it.
😂Definitely going to look for more of this mans stand up.
Omg, yes! Loved this set. 😂😂😂
Great set !!!!!
QUALITY SET! 😂😂SOO FUNNY!
Cleverly done .. non stop 😂😂
I love the set
Keep up the good work
This guy spirit is intact! What wonderful human being!
One of the best I've seen in a while
So good!
Proud of you BRO A, FIRST time hearing you..Bon Bagay , Haitian represent
Calm, cool,collected and so funny! Were have i been? I'm only learning about this man today.
And that last joke was the best of all!😂😂😂
Great job brother 👏🏾 you're funnnnyyyyyy
SAK PASÉ!!! BRILLIANT!!
Clean and bloody funny!!!
Damn that was excellent! Hope to see you live one day @tjstandup!
Man this King is coming with pure 🔥
That was refreshing, it's great anecdotal content. Amazing job Thomas Jefferson 🤣 ,looking forward to more of him!
Brilliant!!!
You rock TJ !!!
Keep it up young man..