Being from Maryland, I didn't know other states away from the Chesapeake Bay area didn't have Old Bay for the longest time. I was shocked when I asked for my wings to be tossed in Old Bay at a restaurant while visiting Florida and they were like "tossed in what now?" Lol. Also, I can't eat popcorn without Old Bay sprinkled on it; it's so good!
I live in washington but I have family in maryland and every time we visit I always get old bay wings lol. They are so good I just cant get over them no matter how much I have.
New bay+middle age bay=pubescent bay. Very sad and anxious over nothing, never thinks they have bias, probably isn't as funny or charming as they think
Old bay + Old bay= 137 year old bay, shriveled up and cannot walk. Deaf and mute and lives in a nursing home. Very spicy, and is the grandfather of the other spices
@@goldiehawk1same here. At some point I was questioning my sexuality falling asleep to uncle E every night😂😂😂 nobody has tingles like he does tho. Also at thisbpoy he created his own universe, cross reference in every other video to older ones. Can't stop it now 😅
As a former Marylander I can confirm that every food that’s ever been manufactured, imported, packaged, delivered, and eaten in Maryland, is covered in, at least, half a container of old bay
The weird thing is in my entire life i have never seen old bay seasoning untill 2 weeks ago i seen and purchased it and love it. Next level futuristic subconcious marketing and i'm not even mad well played. Uk
Lmao very similar thing happened to me! Found it a week or so ago in Lidl almost brought it but decided not too . First time I’ve ever seen it before this lol
As a man from southern Maryland, I greatly appreciate this and would like to, on behalf of all Maryland peoples, present you with a formal invitation for a dozen blue crabs and corn lunch at any time
absolutely insane that you kept the old bay water throughout the entire video rather than replacing it with a fresh glass, have to respect the dedication
I add Old bay to sammiches. My favorite being Cappicola & Swiss. I place directly on the Swiss. It makes it pop so much more too. Its sooooo good. Old Bay seasoning for me is a requirement to have in the home.
I didn’t know Old Bay seasoning was a thing until I learned about it in university (I was in culinary school) and I loved it ever since. It gives such a rich flavor to whatever thing you’re eating.
I've put old bay on pretty much every thing I've eaten and the thing I've loved the most is just "old bay on freshly made queso fresco" the creamyness mixed with the heat and savoriness is just an A1 snack.
honestly, never once did I question that this may be a sponsored video until UE addressed it. this is just the kind of nonsensical shit I love and expect from ER at this point no explanation necessary hahahaha
also, I feel like old bay is just the kind of thing people are fans of. I've got old bay sweatpants, not sponsored obv but just an ..... old bay moment
You mentioned that you don’t do promotions or ads but to be honest I don’t think anyone would have a problem with it. If it’s stuff that isn’t malicious and or stuff you personally like/use etc. it'd be even better. I’m sure you’d do a fantastic job integrating them creatively into the videos. Get that bag, ER !!
I might be the only person born in Maryland that actually hates Old Bay seasoning. My dad was raised in Baltimore (B-more), and I wasn't, but he used to put that shit on eggs, crabs, chips, and EVERY TIME we had crabs, he'd cake the crabs in the seasoning. Baltimoreans really do put that on EVERYTHING and they eat it as if it was a solid mass of food when it's just a seasoning.
I remember the Old Bay Potato Chips from Lunch with Dave, that's literally the only place I know them from because we don't have Old Bay in the UK to my knowledge hahahah
This video makes me want to stock up on old bay (I am not from maryland) I remember my last containers lid broke so all the seasoning coated whatever it was for dinner that night. thanks for the reminder and fantastic content as per usual
I don't know if Uncle E has done this video yet, but I would love to see a "Knocking You Out" asmr video, where Uncle E just does asmr with things that would knock people out like a baseball bat and boxing gloves. The nice joke is that instead of knocking us out with harm he's just knocking us out to sleep with asmr 😂
Looking at the times and chapters in the description hurt my brain and my heart and my stomach. I've never been more taken aback and interested in anything in my entire life. This is gonna be amazing, I'll reply with my general reaction after, my body is vibrating with so many emotions rn 😂😂
Okay so good news: I got through it. Now I kinda wanna try some of his concoctions and am craving green apples. Bad (but not really) news: it took four tries to get through all of it at once because I kept falling asleep! 🤣🤣 Well done Uncle E! And thank you for doing what you do best!
I love how if any other creator were to make this video, all the comments would be talking about the fact hes running out of content, But no, even though he has made amazingly high-quality videos in the past, seemingly setting the bar super high, yet he posts stuff like this and it somehow passes the bar and is actually called content. I think thats a good indicator you're an amazing creator
Hello. Ihope you doing well. Just wanna say i'll be so happy if i see Chris Crinkle again. I'm a little bit sick. But your old videos help me live another day. 😊
I'm from Calvert which is THE bay state for most people and I've put old bay on most these weather it be in school or just even at home and honestly, its (mostly) all good.
Well here in Switzerland we also have McCormick spices but we dont have Old Bay Seasoning or at least i have never seen it (maybe we have a similar mix under a different name). Also interestingly they have color coded caps here not just red ones
Bro needs to do an asmr based off of the history of crayons whilst coloring a picture. I guarantee you he would make it fire 🔥
Role play as a USMC and just eat them
I’m 50/50 on whether he would even use a real crayon to do it too lmao
This is so specific that I really want to see it now, nice.
What a weird ass request. I love it
He sould colour a pictre of a crayon
Being from Maryland, I didn't know other states away from the Chesapeake Bay area didn't have Old Bay for the longest time. I was shocked when I asked for my wings to be tossed in Old Bay at a restaurant while visiting Florida and they were like "tossed in what now?" Lol. Also, I can't eat popcorn without Old Bay sprinkled on it; it's so good!
Odd.. I’m a Florida native and feel like old bay is almost a staple down here lol. I usually season most of my fish with it before it hits the pan
I live in washington but I have family in maryland and every time we visit I always get old bay wings lol. They are so good I just cant get over them no matter how much I have.
Currently in Japan, but from Maryland, and I feel like if they put Old Bay in their ramen, they would ascend into a higher plane of existence
Used to live in North East, Maryland. Loved Old Bay, now I live in Florida 😭
At least they sell the old bay at the stores here in Florida
We need a part two where he puts the old bay seasoning on the new bay seasoning.
insane
Old bay + New Bay = Middle Age Bay. Somewhat spicy, will do the job but kinda tired and fed up with other spices.
@@heimdal8New Bay + New Bay = Infant Bay. Barely spicy at all, screams and cries at almost everything
New bay+middle age bay=pubescent bay. Very sad and anxious over nothing, never thinks they have bias, probably isn't as funny or charming as they think
Old bay + Old bay= 137 year old bay, shriveled up and cannot walk. Deaf and mute and lives in a nursing home. Very spicy, and is the grandfather of the other spices
Edging us with that intro
I love edging!
@@Corvus_Clemmonswe love everything club member spotted
I don't care about edging.
@@N51totallynotprivatemilitary I do love everything, but edging has a special place in my mechanical heart.
I hate edging
My parents both lived in Baltimore for some time so now me and my siblings are forever bound to using Old Bay on any seafood we ever make
Finally. ASMR for us Maryland folk.
Yessirr
@@GizzyVr YEEESSSS SIRRRR
I’m not in Maryland but LESSSS GOOOOO
Maryland here, I see old bay and I click.
WOOO
This looks like a normal video with a little sprinkle of old bay in it.
Being from Baltimore I fully endorse this video we put old bay on anything... EXECPT milk lol Uncle E you are more of a baltimorian than me 😂
i hate being reminded that y'all can't cook.
marylander bruh average baltimorian living in their own universe of baltimore
STFU YALL WRONG
Yes Baltimore is a shitty city but don’t shit on Maryland
We probably can cook better then u
Facts
what is "Baltimore"? I only know of balmur cowny mairlin 🐦⬛🦀🥍
Been watching you for years and you just never disappoint, never
agreed and same
I've been watching him for 5 years almost every single night. Rift always has a banger
Tbh, he USED TO be a bit sexist around 2012-13.
@@goldiehawk1same here. At some point I was questioning my sexuality falling asleep to uncle E every night😂😂😂 nobody has tingles like he does tho. Also at thisbpoy he created his own universe, cross reference in every other video to older ones. Can't stop it now 😅
@@Freshmaker420not rlly, I’m in the same boat 👌🏼
"Ephemeral Rift hasn't uploaded in 6 days... he must be working on something big."
Ephemeral Rift: **Covering everything with Old Bay**
The anticipatory “Good Now” will never fail to make me tingle.
As a former Marylander I can confirm that every food that’s ever been manufactured, imported, packaged, delivered, and eaten in Maryland, is covered in, at least, half a container of old bay
I’ve had it in ice cream: it’s surprisingly good
The weird thing is in my entire life i have never seen old bay seasoning untill 2 weeks ago i seen and purchased it and love it. Next level futuristic subconcious marketing and i'm not even mad well played. Uk
Lmao very similar thing happened to me! Found it a week or so ago in Lidl almost brought it but decided not too . First time I’ve ever seen it before this lol
Only explanation is the universe is a simulation.
Same. It's in every single shop you go in suddenly, I feel like I'm going crazy and that is was always there or something.
POV: You’re sitting with that one kid at lunch who likes old bay seasoning.
So all the kids in Baltimore Maryland
As a man from southern Maryland, I greatly appreciate this and would like to, on behalf of all Maryland peoples, present you with a formal invitation for a dozen blue crabs and corn lunch at any time
learn to actually cook seafood
@@pleasegoawaydudekeep yourself safe
@@pleasegoawaydude found the dude who puts bread chunks in his crabcakes
@@pleasegoawaydude please go away dude
@@pleasegoawaydudeBecause you'd probably boil my crabs and cause a fight.
I have no clue what "Old Bay Seasoning" is, but either way I'll assume it's not meant to go on EVERYTHING!
@@Untoldaeons000 Marylanders would NEVER accept someone who says old bay isn't meant to go on everything!
@@Hrybread In retrospect, I had misread the comment. Honorary title rescinded
As a Marylander I’m offended. Old bay season spice absolutely goes on everything. (But putting it on buttered corn on the cob is my favorite)
@@drinkingdragons6885 Hell yeah, nothing better than Old Bay on Eastern Shore corn
Maby not, but it can it's the perfect seasoning, but my favorite is put on some garlic fried shrimp
absolutely insane that you kept the old bay water throughout the entire video rather than replacing it with a fresh glass, have to respect the dedication
It’s scary that this man can turn anything into ASMR…
@redacted_023he has already begun the assimilation.
He could even turn your comment into asmr
Bro is THE ASMR guy
@@Freshmaker420he could even turn you into asmr
@@Nathan-lk4iu your comment on the commenter commenting on the comment about ASMR has been turned into ASMR by rift.
I add Old bay to sammiches. My favorite being Cappicola & Swiss. I place directly on the Swiss. It makes it pop so much more too. Its sooooo good.
Old Bay seasoning for me is a requirement to have in the home.
disgusting to people who can actually cook food
@pleasegoawaydude nah it's actually quite a good spice for things like sammiches
I was hoping to catch the 5:45 rift to that reality so I can try some old bay, but im stuck in margaret's garden :/
Been like 4 or 5 months since he even mentioned the sanitarium. The hell is going on?
I didn’t know Old Bay seasoning was a thing until I learned about it in university (I was in culinary school) and I loved it ever since. It gives such a rich flavor to whatever thing you’re eating.
I love micro dosing Old Bay seasoning!
As someone from MD, I salute you
I've put old bay on pretty much every thing I've eaten and the thing I've loved the most is just "old bay on freshly made queso fresco" the creamyness mixed with the heat and savoriness is just an A1 snack.
As someone who was born and raised in Maryland, I support this.
The post water tasting reaction is probably the closest he's ever come to breaking character.
I was drifting off to sleep when the sheer thought of the taste of Old Bay seasoning in milk jolted me awake.
I used to get yelled at for eating ravioli out of the can. Thank you for validating my entire life 😂
Tbh, not into food ASMR but I couldn't resist, first video to show once I open the app, and my intrigue won me over, good now and later my friend
It's so unfair to see how the old bay seasoning gets overpowered by everyone, i can see that he's trying his best
I’m from Maryland, I can confirm this is our every meal.
This ASMR video summoned all the Marylanders
its like fish bait for Marylanders
Currently on vacation around the VA-MD state line and the house owners left Old Bay chips that look really good…it’s meant to be
Go to a bar and get some wings tossed in Old Bay. So good. You can skip the Old Bay beer... Not quite my thing lol.
My grandma has those same paper cups he used for the milk and old bay
You’re grandma is awesome!
As a Marylander I’ve never felt more proud of Old Bay, getting the asmr it deserves
Yea let’s go Maryland ‼️I don’t even live there but let’s go Maryland ‼️
As a Marylander this makes me feel ungodly amounts of joy
Absolutely incredible. I woke up my wife to tell her somebody FINALLY made the ASMR the world needed.
I'm here to like the video and comment because I love the creativity and pure drive... but idk if I wanna see Old Bay on jello.
omg i forgot about that!! lol
Old Bay on everything?! You're crazy. The Cthulhu stuff? That's fine. But this? You're a madman!
I love old bay so much I seasoned my phone with it in preparation for this video. Couldn’t see you but my phone tasted wonderful 🥰🥰
Legend
From 12 to fork on the random scale this video is definitely a Sasquatch
I watch these videos everyday not even to go to sleep but as a comforting kind of video we love you uncle rift
honestly, never once did I question that this may be a sponsored video until UE addressed it. this is just the kind of nonsensical shit I love and expect from ER at this point no explanation necessary hahahaha
also, I feel like old bay is just the kind of thing people are fans of. I've got old bay sweatpants, not sponsored obv but just an ..... old bay moment
Uncle E is out here just eating average New England snacks, nothing weird here lol! Keep up the great work paul!
Nothing like pulling up through the nearest rift with a freshly assembled sammich in hand
i'm from Maryland and I approve this message!!!
I must like anticipatory asmr bc that intro was so nice
Old bay seasoning sunflower seeds are so good
They sell old bay goldfish now
My parents put Old Bay on their corn and cook it on the grill. I can’t stand the stuff because it’s just too spicy to me but they seem to love it.
Pizza pringles are the best along with original. We got it up here in Canada too! Tons of flavours
The original is the worst
As a Maryland born resident, i approve
I'm from the uk and before I watched this I didn't know what this seasoning was. I've put that right now and using it on everything 😂
As a Marylander, I approve.
Never would have thought I would ever see a Monado under an ER video
You mentioned that you don’t do promotions or ads but to be honest I don’t think anyone would have a problem with it. If it’s stuff that isn’t malicious and or stuff you personally like/use etc. it'd be even better. I’m sure you’d do a fantastic job integrating them creatively into the videos. Get that bag, ER !!
I might be the only person born in Maryland that actually hates Old Bay seasoning. My dad was raised in Baltimore (B-more), and I wasn't, but he used to put that shit on eggs, crabs, chips, and EVERY TIME we had crabs, he'd cake the crabs in the seasoning. Baltimoreans really do put that on EVERYTHING and they eat it as if it was a solid mass of food when it's just a seasoning.
Here, its a sin to have crabs steamed without first drenching them in old bay
@@fijiwater6755 I know and it sickens me
Of course he put it on the crabs EVERY TIME!
Its 6:30 and im supposed to be sleeping. Instead im watching an asmrtist do a science experiment
Thanks for continuing the intro teasing 🙏 🙏 🙏 So many tingles
love the recommendations on what a normal amount of old bay to put in your water would be. very helpful!
Sometimes I don't even watch your content as ASMR it's just genuinely fun :)
i feel so represented as a long time subscriber from maryland
funny enough I just had a roast chicken with Old Bay seasoning on it for dinner tonight, the collective consciousness strikes again.
I'm glad he specified in the time stamps that there is, in fact, old bay on everything.
Next video, mixing all the shampoos to make the ultimate potion!!!
More like the ultimate poison XD
OH GOD RIFT TURNED INTO THE AVERAGE RESIDENT OF MARYLAND
I remember the Old Bay Potato Chips from Lunch with Dave, that's literally the only place I know them from because we don't have Old Bay in the UK to my knowledge hahahah
This video has inspired me to add old bay to salt and vinegar chips. I can't wait to try it.
The intro will forever be tingling
I feel like you’re delaying the good now just to spite me and I love it
Hoping you do an end of summer or fall walk thru the woods. Love those videos.
As a Marylander, this is the greatest video to ever exist.
Being from Baltimore I approve of this video!
This video makes me want to stock up on old bay (I am not from maryland) I remember my last containers lid broke so all the seasoning coated whatever it was for dinner that night. thanks for the reminder and fantastic content as per usual
Lived in Maryland all my life and honestly, "on everything" is not an exaggeration. 😅
I don't know if Uncle E has done this video yet, but I would love to see a "Knocking You Out" asmr video, where Uncle E just does asmr with things that would knock people out like a baseball bat and boxing gloves. The nice joke is that instead of knocking us out with harm he's just knocking us out to sleep with asmr 😂
I think he's already done this.
30:10 “Delicious.. could’ve used a bit more.” *Starts coughing*
Looking at the times and chapters in the description hurt my brain and my heart and my stomach. I've never been more taken aback and interested in anything in my entire life. This is gonna be amazing, I'll reply with my general reaction after, my body is vibrating with so many emotions rn 😂😂
Okay so good news: I got through it. Now I kinda wanna try some of his concoctions and am craving green apples.
Bad (but not really) news: it took four tries to get through all of it at once because I kept falling asleep! 🤣🤣
Well done Uncle E! And thank you for doing what you do best!
I love how if any other creator were to make this video, all the comments would be talking about the fact hes running out of content, But no, even though he has made amazingly high-quality videos in the past, seemingly setting the bar super high, yet he posts stuff like this and it somehow passes the bar and is actually called content. I think thats a good indicator you're an amazing creator
I have attempted to view this video 3 times. I have fallen asleep during the intro 3 times.
Hello. Ihope you doing well. Just wanna say i'll be so happy if i see Chris Crinkle again. I'm a little bit sick. But your old videos help me live another day. 😊
Man that apple tapping was ELITE
Peanut butter on EVERYTHING! ASMR
I'm from Calvert which is THE bay state for most people and I've put old bay on most these weather it be in school or just even at home and honestly, its (mostly) all good.
As a Marylander, this pleases me
I'm not from Maryland, but this isn't wrong. Old Bay should go on everything. Ever taste it with dark chocolate? I did that once 😅
It’s like Canadians and Ketchup Chips
@@imperialdoggo5826 Ketchup chips? Never heard of that, but I'm not opposed to trying it 😏
@@underconfident_asmr they are pretty gross if you can’t handle too much ketchup, but if you can, they are pretty goodS
Is there a "We put Old Bay Seasoning on everything club questionaire"?
Now, i want Crabs with Old Bay! Its been a min.
We can all agree this man is the most chill person on asmr
Officially the first person to make me tingle with their voice
I do like it when Uncle E shares the inspiration or journey to making a video. It's pretty cool.
Across the pond, as in UK, they say crisp. In Norway we simply say chips, or «potetgull» which translates into english as «PotatoGold». 🥔🥇
I actually REALLY liked that opening no talking bit! You should do whole videos like that!
He has. There's even a video he's not even in. Or the one where he just stared for an hr
I remember my grandma used to always get me Utz Crab Chips. basically old bay potato chips. My personal favorite chip
I've definitely seen that stuff in spice cupboards before but never used it.
As a Baltimore native who loves ASMR this is perfect lol
Don’t lie. You definitely ate the whole can of sardines.
Well here in Switzerland we also have McCormick spices but we dont have Old Bay Seasoning or at least i have never seen it (maybe we have a similar mix under a different name). Also interestingly they have color coded caps here not just red ones
Thank you for reviewing this delicious sneezoning.
Every time he says oldbay, you take a shot of oldbay
I'm a Marylander and this brings me immense joy.