Ruining Scribblenauts by Using Bad Solutions To Problems

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  • @RTGame
    @RTGame  Před 5 lety +11442

    It's been a wild ride, but our Scribblenauts journey is at its end. We'll be pressing on with Fable again soon

    • @saladmcvalid5670
      @saladmcvalid5670 Před 5 lety +154

      Looking forward to the violent mass murder of those poor NPCs.

    • @dankukus2377
      @dankukus2377 Před 5 lety +50

      oh no

    • @hand1620
      @hand1620 Před 5 lety +94

      "With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility" my ass

    • @mr.meloetta1939
      @mr.meloetta1939 Před 5 lety +26

      @@hand1620 With Great Power Comes whatever the villagers sacrifice too you hoping for your mercy

    • @azoth8531
      @azoth8531 Před 5 lety +27

      When you send that guy in the cave with a gun and he shoots..... I fokin died

  • @rockfriendmemo
    @rockfriendmemo Před 4 lety +5064

    **puts cyanide in hot chocolate**
    Scribblenauts : *_w o r l d ‘ s b e s t h o t c h o c o l a t e ?_*

    • @gunsevenwhillans420
      @gunsevenwhillans420 Před 4 lety +93

      I am late, but, sugar and everything sweet destroys cyanide so he only got a good flavor that is not deadly. And yeah, you can woooosh me.

    • @Alfredwong100
      @Alfredwong100 Před 4 lety +53

      Hot chocolate to die for

    • @pootytangpooty1
      @pootytangpooty1 Před 4 lety +15

      It’ll put you right to sleep!

    • @rifttogo7108
      @rifttogo7108 Před 4 lety +83

      No, not just any cyanide...
      *T A S T Y C Y A N I D E*

    • @justtaylor8204
      @justtaylor8204 Před 4 lety +4

      Illl try it

  • @thefunkyfish5640
    @thefunkyfish5640 Před 4 lety +2277

    I love how whenever RT solves a puzzle there's just a collection of failed experiments and random, pulsating objects left on the floor from all his previous tries

  • @AlibifortheAfterlife
    @AlibifortheAfterlife Před 4 lety +6548

    "Scientific God"
    **Immediately kills self**
    That couple of seconds made such a powerful statement it's amazing.

    • @MittensWichen
      @MittensWichen Před 4 lety +92

      the best brain ever

    • @AshernCaelia
      @AshernCaelia Před 4 lety +290

      Oh, he knew he couldn't exist

    • @frallbobroggins4005
      @frallbobroggins4005 Před 4 lety +97

      Ashern Dude. Please don’t start this debate

    • @AshernCaelia
      @AshernCaelia Před 4 lety +172

      @@frallbobroggins4005 This isn't even an appropriate video to be making a debate in the first place. I'm sorry if you took my joke the wrong way.

    • @AlibifortheAfterlife
      @AlibifortheAfterlife Před 4 lety +246

      @@frallbobroggins4005 No debate is necessary. Whatever side of the god argument you're on, there's no disputing that science doesn't and can't prove god's existence one way or the other. Hence, a scientific god can't exist.

  • @greathorn
    @greathorn Před 4 lety +6795

    "We can scare him out with a loud noise!"
    *distant gunshot from inside the cave*

  • @brandonm949
    @brandonm949 Před 4 lety +2725

    "The coals are very hot."
    **gasp** "Damp Santa!"

    • @shibuinu1172
      @shibuinu1172 Před 4 lety +23

      @John Kitchens II can it solve the reason why I don't get presents every year despite being a saint?

    • @flammingskull4602
      @flammingskull4602 Před 4 lety +33

      @@shibuinu1172 The water probbably washed them away

    • @carnage7150
      @carnage7150 Před 4 lety +10

      Smh didn’t use damp Santa to swab the deck

    • @CrprCrw
      @CrprCrw Před 4 lety +1

      DAMP SANTAAA

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 Před 3 lety +1

      Damp Santa

  • @glitchee9491
    @glitchee9491 Před 5 lety +5659

    The other Jack won't leave my cave but we can scare him with a loud noise!
    *distant gun sounds*

    • @glitchee9491
      @glitchee9491 Před 5 lety +106

      @That Boi *H M I W O N D E R W H A T T H I S D E A D I C E M A N I S D O I N G N E X T T O M E B U L L E T H O L E S W H A T A R E T H O S E ?*

    • @cycloneslasher7714
      @cycloneslasher7714 Před 5 lety +92

      At that part i thought the guy went in and shot himself

    • @jabobofweebs
      @jabobofweebs Před 5 lety +21

      i thought he shot himself

    • @nicholascarroll5872
      @nicholascarroll5872 Před 5 lety +11

      And scream

    • @paperguy3738
      @paperguy3738 Před 5 lety +10

      Jack went sicko mode

  • @madisnzz
    @madisnzz Před 3 lety +861

    “Take Cyanide!”
    “What, no!”
    “It’s tasty.”
    “Fair enough.”

    • @Ray_Moses
      @Ray_Moses Před rokem +1

      @@MarioMario-qn2bo You can build up a resistance to it.

  • @maverickREAL
    @maverickREAL Před 3 lety +328

    I love how the "legless" adjective and similar adjectives just make the part removed really small so if you make the thing giant you can see them again

  • @idontcareaboutmyuser5482
    @idontcareaboutmyuser5482 Před 4 lety +1549

    “Just call mom”
    *puts mom in oven*
    “NO MOM”

  • @Memmyrabilia
    @Memmyrabilia Před 5 lety +3340

    Scribblenauts: asks for a beach body
    RT: gives them a beached body

    • @randomcatmeow1394
      @randomcatmeow1394 Před 5 lety +227

      Rtgame is the literal definition of be careful what you wish for

    • @oo6127
      @oo6127 Před 5 lety +11

      Ooooh have u watched the last leaf falls from lucas king? That song has the same background as your profile pic.

    • @waitlexist3436
      @waitlexist3436 Před 5 lety +12

      Should have given him a bleachead body

    • @HazeyUK
      @HazeyUK Před 5 lety +10

      *bleached

    • @bettywest9661
      @bettywest9661 Před 5 lety +9

      Me: Asks for a beach body.
      Scribblenauts: DID YOU MEAN BLEACH BOTTLE?

  • @maimaiaspiringvtuber4601
    @maimaiaspiringvtuber4601 Před 4 lety +827

    So nobody’s gonna talk about Magical John’s happy ending with the volcano goddess?

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 Před 3 lety +93

      What a Chad.

    • @MrLostform
      @MrLostform Před 3 lety +72

      'its like a volcano in here' - magical john, probably

    • @hackr6751
      @hackr6751 Před 2 lety +42

      More like a bad ending for the godess.
      She has to live with magical John for eternity.

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 Před 13 dny

      @@hackr6751 She didn't accept the sacrifices. She brought John on herself.

  • @jalmaurergaming1344
    @jalmaurergaming1344 Před 3 lety +293

    Little Girl: There's a scary guy in my room
    Dad: *CALLS CORPORAL SANTA*

    • @goldenhydreigon4727
      @goldenhydreigon4727 Před 3 lety +20

      *HOHOHO, NYPD OPEN UP!*

    • @videoms1271
      @videoms1271 Před 2 lety

      You've been a VERY NAUGHT CRIMINAL! _throws coal at his skull_

    • @dumbleking5172
      @dumbleking5172 Před 2 lety

      I can imagine an old man with a large belly and a slightly unkempt beard that covers his neck, dropping down the chimney with a big thud and some metal clanking.
      He squeezes his way out of the chimney and bellows "Ho Ho Ho! Stop right there ye bad child!" As he unsheathes his saber from the left side of his hip and starts to charge at the criminal.

  • @Malex21
    @Malex21 Před 4 lety +5542

    "god isn't working"
    *Proceeds to throw god off the cliff*

  • @tomorchard6660
    @tomorchard6660 Před 5 lety +757

    Imagine spending months training to climb Everest and when you actually get there you see RT chipping away at a rock with a spoon

    • @saintroddy
      @saintroddy Před 5 lety +86

      And throwing gods off the top.

    • @knower1514
      @knower1514 Před 5 lety +34

      You go to the top of Everest and RT turns it into Heaven.

    • @JustSomeRandomTony
      @JustSomeRandomTony Před 5 lety +3

      He's trying to escape into prison

  • @angusmalcolm6883
    @angusmalcolm6883 Před 4 lety +503

    When it asked for you to put in a person with high standing, I was disappointed you didn’t choose Obi Wan Kenobi, the highest stander.

    • @zapdragon5942
      @zapdragon5942 Před 4 lety +39

      Or Snoop Dogg, in a slightly more literal sense

    • @demonicloaf2100
      @demonicloaf2100 Před 4 lety +8

      @@zapdragon5942 Or Willie Nelson, in a higher sense

    • @TopAnimeLoverEver
      @TopAnimeLoverEver Před 3 lety +12

      I mean he does have the high ground. Truly an oversight on RT's part

    • @illdeletethismusic
      @illdeletethismusic Před 3 lety +7

      of high stature, not standing
      meaning andre the giant

    • @monicaraybrandt
      @monicaraybrandt Před 3 lety +3

      or haachama, who's high on acid

  • @bonkboi5820
    @bonkboi5820 Před 4 lety +349

    “The other jack won’t leave my cave, but we can scare him out with a loud noise!”
    [GUN]
    (walks into cave)
    (gunshots)
    “Jack?”
    “...Jaaaaack?”

  • @Hunteryaboy
    @Hunteryaboy Před 5 lety +4657

    “Give her something from the farm to ride”
    Me: cousin
    RT: silo
    Me: yeah that works too

  • @gawkyadroit5869
    @gawkyadroit5869 Před 4 lety +4859

    I've never laughed harder than
    RT: "Origin of Species"
    Game: Polar Bear with party hat?

  • @butterman3817
    @butterman3817 Před 4 lety +869

    "Give the hound something that smells like santa"
    *Drops a Female elf*

  • @MegaChickenfish
    @MegaChickenfish Před 4 lety +623

    "Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created?" -Scientific God

  • @zigzaghyena
    @zigzaghyena Před 5 lety +623

    That gasp of delight when Magic John entered the credit scene was just so adorable.

  • @woomyrune
    @woomyrune Před 4 lety +901

    "Let's put him out of his misery."
    *BAMBAMBAMBAM*

  • @tsuhosh
    @tsuhosh Před 4 lety +106

    Literally anything possible: *exists*
    RTGame: *s a n t a .*

    • @GGamerLiam
      @GGamerLiam Před rokem +1

      more like *d a m p s a n t a*

  • @herobean28
    @herobean28 Před 3 lety +33

    When that Jack shot the gun in the cave, I actually legitimately started choking. Not like an internet ‘exhale’, but like a ‘actually couldn’t breathe’ because I was laughing so hard

  •  Před 5 lety +376

    My favorite solution ever was when someone made a firefighter in the fire station deaf so he wouldn't be bothered by snoring.

  • @toonboyandy
    @toonboyandy Před 5 lety +862

    Magical John found love
    He is now married with 3 kids
    He has a house in the suburbs
    Be like Magical John

    • @SeriouslyDinosaur
      @SeriouslyDinosaur Před 5 lety +69

      Magical John's superpower was truely Responsibility, the most powerful superpower anyone could have. :O)

    • @jackbudi
      @jackbudi Před 5 lety +7

      SeriouslyDinosaur I thought that was spider-man’s superpower...

    • @evanbates3062
      @evanbates3062 Před 5 lety +4

      no

    • @FrostSparks_irl
      @FrostSparks_irl Před 5 lety +33

      wait, Magical John married a volcano goddess, why does he live in the suburbs

    • @pumpklin9596
      @pumpklin9596 Před 5 lety +38

      @@FrostSparks_irl dont you know? volcano's like to live in the suburbs

  • @ENTR0PY
    @ENTR0PY Před 4 lety +83

    0:05
    *And then RTGame pulls out a comically large spoon!*

  • @gnomebliterator4129
    @gnomebliterator4129 Před 4 lety +54

    Exactly how the ancient Egyptians mummified people: with bleach and Flax Tape(tm)

  • @kaenbedehem950
    @kaenbedehem950 Před 5 lety +1616

    So in order to make the "world best hot chocolate" you have to add tasty cyanide ?
    *IT'S WORTH THE RISK*

  • @Pepperlover5500
    @Pepperlover5500 Před 5 lety +162

    1:26 im in actual tears, that was so funny

  • @itsmeallimocha
    @itsmeallimocha Před 4 lety +26

    1:30
    Jack Frost: Gets 🔫
    Other jack: "Why do I hear boss music?"

  • @NotEmilio
    @NotEmilio Před 2 lety +69

    10:08 and this is how magical John became a god

  • @reasonablerylanne
    @reasonablerylanne Před 4 lety +572

    “Let’s call mom, she knows how to do things”
    Mom: *runs into the oven*

    • @duck-1109
      @duck-1109 Před rokem +2

      Years later it still gets me

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Před 9 měsíci +1

      When they said put women in the kitchen I don’t think they meant that lol

  • @kjdunne8683
    @kjdunne8683 Před 5 lety +1074

    5:22. "Ah, we'll put him out of his misery."
    *Proceeds to gat him ghetto style.

  • @ditkind1340
    @ditkind1340 Před 4 lety +30

    I accidentally clicked on this video and 1 minute in I still thought it was an ad and I kept watching bc I thought it was entertaining, lol.
    2 minutes in I went to go check how much longer I had to wait for the “ad” to be over. Then I discovered it wasn’t an ad but an actual video. That’s how I discovered this channel, lol.

  • @hazqier
    @hazqier Před 4 lety +242

    0:45 "Ohh, there's a naked monk. God actually might work here.
    Buddha: Am I a joke to you?

    • @lucaslucas191202
      @lucaslucas191202 Před 4 lety +6

      You do realize there are christian monks right?

    • @xao_phan580
      @xao_phan580 Před 4 lety +11

      That one had the six dots of one of the Buddhist sects however.

    • @andrewlance3898
      @andrewlance3898 Před 3 lety +5

      @@lucaslucas191202 Christian monks don't have burn marks on their forehead or orange robes

    • @lucaslucas191202
      @lucaslucas191202 Před 3 lety +7

      @@andrewlance3898
      I didn't think about how he looked, especially since he's naked in that clip.

  • @eternianicholas8308
    @eternianicholas8308 Před 5 lety +694

    You can’t destroy a boulder with a spoon
    Rt: hold ma beer

    • @Hepbuz
      @Hepbuz Před 5 lety +7

      You made the same joke twice.. You just changed like one or two things and that is it ..... >: [

    • @joelhaggis5054
      @joelhaggis5054 Před 5 lety +5

      *Guinness

    • @daskampffredchen9242
      @daskampffredchen9242 Před 5 lety +1

      You cant just eat a boulder.
      Maxwells brother : Hold my beer

  • @herpderpman109
    @herpderpman109 Před 5 lety +556

    New scribblenauts challenge, beat the game only using Santa

    • @TheSkyRender
      @TheSkyRender Před 5 lety +38

      If the attempts to beat the game only using Cthulhu are any indicator, that challenge is doomed to failure. Sadly.

    • @Tony36271
      @Tony36271 Před 5 lety +11

      A missed opportunity to uncover Santa’s blood alcohol level.

    • @user-fs3fu4jx1c
      @user-fs3fu4jx1c Před 5 lety +14

      No, beat the game only using Magical John

    • @BluebeerryBPS
      @BluebeerryBPS Před 4 lety +5

      I won using only vegans

    • @fanatic124
      @fanatic124 Před 4 lety +3

      @@TheSkyRender you can edit objects and create new ones. Just create an object and name it with Santa

  • @justjosh1648
    @justjosh1648 Před 3 lety +1927

    Bruh

    • @nyrmac202
      @nyrmac202 Před 3 lety +41

      Just Josh Also cyanide.

    • @DEV-rw7eu
      @DEV-rw7eu Před 3 lety +7

      thats the same thing what a simp does. donating to a goddess is the same as donating to woman to get their attention

    • @johnbacile9495
      @johnbacile9495 Před 3 lety +30

      It is sadly a thing every child must do at one point

    • @shanicesssmith2821
      @shanicesssmith2821 Před 3 lety +2

      @@DEV-rw7eu what about donating to a god?

    • @davidparker6305
      @davidparker6305 Před 3 lety +1

      @@shanicesssmith2821 same tang

  • @callmebanona
    @callmebanona Před 4 lety +33

    "Good deed is questionable"
    Questionable Meat: You got the point

  • @_aj_2343
    @_aj_2343 Před 5 lety +153

    9:53
    Godess: gimme riches
    RT: okay credit or debit?

  • @jbmagination2
    @jbmagination2 Před 5 lety +617

    Game: "Proper nouns are not allowed"
    RT: "Yeah okay"
    ...
    RT: "Let's try Charles Darwin"
    Game: "Yeah, okay just go do that"
    RT: "A lot of these proper nouns are working very well!"
    It's so unlimited you can even defy its own rules

    • @MrGhosta5
      @MrGhosta5 Před 5 lety +29

      if you play on 3ds, wii u, or switch you can use Nintendo items and some items actually default into Nintendo items. coins for example default into mario coins.

    • @5up3rp3rs0n
      @5up3rp3rs0n Před 5 lety +24

      The original kinda breaks its own rules anyway.
      The game stated you can't spawn (Japanese definition):
      Ambiguous objects (broken by "thing")
      Alcoholic or tobacco products (broken by "pub")
      Place names (broken by LHC)
      Human names (broken by all staff names, plus several historical figures like Einstein)
      Nonexistent objects (broken by all mythical creatures, meme objects and Franchise exclusive objects like Starite)
      Inappropriate words (broken by formal names of the inappropriate objects like "excretion")
      Offensive words (broken by "idiot")
      Product names (broken by "5th cell", and many other exclusive characters, depending on version)
      Shapes or forms (broken by Square, Liquid etc. This rule wasn't followed in the slightest)
      Although some obvious words are censored (blood, drug, shit etc can't be spawned), most other rules can be worked around, or is simply forgotten when the object database is being worked on, or in the ports of the games. In the Japanese version in particular, Konami added a shit ton of its own character, so you could even spawn Solid Snake or Simon Belmont there.
      Edit: English definition:
      Concrete Objects Only (broken by thing)
      No Proper Nouns (broken by Einstein)
      No Copyrighted Words (broken by 5th cell)
      No Adjectives (broken by "flying car" etc, lifted and being explored on in later games)
      E-E10 rated words only - this means No Vulgar/Offensive/Lewd/Drug/Alcohol related words (broken by formal synonyms of the words, or indirect references of these inappropriate objects. See above)

  • @crzyshrf9836
    @crzyshrf9836 Před 4 lety +166

    "Let Jesus take the wheel"
    *Spawns god*
    *God doesn't work*
    *Drops god off of boat*
    LMFAO

  • @patrickbone5993
    @patrickbone5993 Před 4 lety +74

    "It won't let us do steroids; I've tried before!"

  • @nicholasmeli2865
    @nicholasmeli2865 Před 5 lety +411

    The other jack wont leave my cave but we can scare him with a loud noise........(Echoes) BANG!

  • @trem5345
    @trem5345 Před 5 lety +555

    Have you ever accidentally *stuffed your mom in an oven in a pirate ship*

  • @WindriderDelta
    @WindriderDelta Před 2 lety +17

    Why am I just now learning that Magical John is married to a volcano goddess?!

    • @DoppelkeksLP
      @DoppelkeksLP Před 2 lety

      SIR/MA'AM I AM REACHING OUT TO YOU TO ASK ABOUT THE 4 DUCKS THAT LOVE RT'S VOICE

  • @ethanpintar5454
    @ethanpintar5454 Před 2 lety +7

    6:45 thanks for the new nightmare

  • @CodeCreatures
    @CodeCreatures Před 5 lety +80

    "...scare him out with a loud noise."
    **gunshot**

  • @leafpile4737
    @leafpile4737 Před 5 lety +1005

    3:22
    Cyanide does in fact have a flavor. People who consumed cyanide claimed it to be overwhelmingly bitter.
    EDIT: 4 years later and still have active discussion here. Legit makes me happy for no reason whatsoever. So thanks for that.

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 Před 5 lety +48

      Golden Tresh did people intentionally taste test poison?

    • @kablamo9409
      @kablamo9409 Před 5 lety +42

      probably the taste of death,but yea i guess

    • @LilJbm1
      @LilJbm1 Před 5 lety +167

      @@Skullhawk13 I mean it doesn't kill you until you consume a fairly large quantity. The small bit consumed for a taste test is not nearly the dose necessary to cause death or pain.

    • @Skullhawk13
      @Skullhawk13 Před 5 lety +41

      LilJbm1 ah, I guess I should’ve known that, I did a lot of reading on acquired immunities for a character so I feel kinda silly for not remembering.

    • @orange1293
      @orange1293 Před 5 lety +87

      fun fact cyanide smells like almonds

  • @youtubeaccount6564
    @youtubeaccount6564 Před 4 lety +83

    "Oh, don't jump in the tar, love!"
    this is my first rt video im glad to say hes baby

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Před 2 lety +33

    6:18 I laughed so hard at the pure joy and knowingness in him saying "Damp Santa" like it's a phrase that has been passed down through generations

  • @allietutu
    @allietutu Před 5 lety +569

    3:11 "It works! I knew those boyfriends would come in handy!"

  • @sylph8005
    @sylph8005 Před 5 lety +591

    This is a day late but I just want to appreciate how powerful it is for Magical John to have married a volcano goddess, ascending to godhood himself, and coming back in the end riding on a giant flying shrimp

    • @Bunnyleadd
      @Bunnyleadd Před 5 lety +1

      I don't wanna ruin the perfect amount of likes

    • @sylph8005
      @sylph8005 Před 5 lety +3

      @@Bunnyleadd It's too late it's already at 421

    • @yesnomaybeso8633
      @yesnomaybeso8633 Před 2 lety +3

      This must look so weird out of context

    • @VeryPeeved
      @VeryPeeved Před rokem +3

      @@yesnomaybeso8633 it looks plenty weird _in_ context

  • @shineonyoucrazydiamond3892

    “Think he was having some crispes as he hit the mountain.”
    Guess he’s Krispe Kripled now

  • @kinggboo5512
    @kinggboo5512 Před 4 lety +11

    1:35 Why did I laugh so hard at this?

  • @DrGandW
    @DrGandW Před 5 lety +376

    Wow Magical John had a beautiful end to his arc

  • @RobertB1St
    @RobertB1St Před 5 lety +71

    “I need a beach body to impress the lady.”
    *gives dead body*

  • @SilverFoxSpirit97
    @SilverFoxSpirit97 Před rokem +2

    Fun fact! Cyanide is well known to smell like almonds or even marzipan! So, while I can't speak for how it would taste, that hot chocolate would probably smell pretty good :)

  • @parkerlreed
    @parkerlreed Před rokem +3

    Mom immediately going into the oven has to be the best thing ever

  • @izzy1221
    @izzy1221 Před 5 lety +256

    This game was MADE for RT. I’m so happy he played it.

  • @Mo_Kit4869
    @Mo_Kit4869 Před 5 lety +934

    *Jack Frost walks into cave*
    Jack Frost: YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL

  • @Vaguette.
    @Vaguette. Před 4 lety +10

    He sees you when you're sleeping
    He knows when you're awake
    He knows if you've been bad or good
    So be good cos you're life at stake

  • @sammybrown5997
    @sammybrown5997 Před 4 lety +49

    1:22 That looks to be a Buddhist monk. Buddhism is an agnostic religion (hence why Schopenhauer, who was an atheist, and Leonard Cohen, who was Jewish, can both identify with Buddhist teachings), but it does have the concept of nirvana which, although there are differing interpretations, in some versions of Buddhism is seen as a place. Hence, why heaven would work, but God doesn't.

    • @goyangi4143
      @goyangi4143 Před 3 lety

      Interesting...

    • @SpudRusset
      @SpudRusset Před 2 lety

      It’s because he didn’t put it on the peak, not because his amswers were wrong

  • @rodmod
    @rodmod Před 5 lety +332

    I’m so happy for Magical John, he finally found love and a purpose in life.

  • @LawrenceSZNN
    @LawrenceSZNN Před 5 lety +83

    Now I can finally say I’ve watched a man try to destroy a boulder by whacking at it with a giant spoon.
    My life is complete

  • @ehxthnzg6989
    @ehxthnzg6989 Před 4 lety +20

    *but don’t kill the yeti* COMATOSE

  • @vaasmontenegro2016
    @vaasmontenegro2016 Před 4 lety +3

    Gorge: are you kidding me? I can’t move this rock
    Also gorge: Oh this rock is edible now, guess I will just *fucking consume it*

  • @mychannelisdiedbyyoutube9632

    Every good deed Maxwell had done..."
    **shows Maxwell knocking a candle off a table with what appears to be either a fire extinguisher or flamethrower**

  • @bellum8952
    @bellum8952 Před 5 lety +4202

    Rt : mom, can i have some food?
    Mom : sure! *jumps into the oven*
    eddit: HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GET 4K LIKES

  • @gearratio6773
    @gearratio6773 Před 3 lety +1

    Rhino with sunglasses and a wizard hat: "How did we get to this?"

  • @dondemitri3760
    @dondemitri3760 Před 2 lety +2

    A farmer riding a silo that does frontflips down a mountain was way more funny than it had the right to be

  • @afallingtree9114
    @afallingtree9114 Před 5 lety +459

    7:40
    RT: pours bleach on pirate’s computer
    Me: *slowly backs out of room with my 3rd party scribblenauts apk file*

    • @Mnnvint
      @Mnnvint Před 5 lety +35

      Sad truth: the company that made Scribblenauts, 5th Cell, is no more.
      Their first Nintendo DS game (Drawn to Life), though, was apparently prototyped on a Nintendo DS rom hack card. So maybe they were at least a little piratical themselves.

    • @afallingtree9114
      @afallingtree9114 Před 5 lety +5

      Mnnvint oh no. Just for the record end up purchasing the game cause I liked it and wanted the latest updates.

    • @alexanderm9832
      @alexanderm9832 Před 5 lety +4

      Mnnvint wait, what? But theres nothing about them being gone on their website, Twitter or Wikipedia page? It looks like they're still active

    • @connordarvall8482
      @connordarvall8482 Před 5 lety +11

      I think THQ now owns drawn to life.
      We're not even talking about how they got more defensive after they got sued by the guy who made nyan cat for adding it into the game as a word.

  • @zapdog_
    @zapdog_ Před 5 lety +140

    You better watch out
    You better not cry
    You better not pout
    I'm telling you why
    Corporal Santa's razing your town

  • @JetInAJar
    @JetInAJar Před 4 lety +11

    1:26 I laughed so hard at this part.

  • @bondi2194
    @bondi2194 Před 4 lety +6

    “Oh he died of the flu. Time to put him out his misery” *gunshots*

  • @niruken7451
    @niruken7451 Před 5 lety +164

    RT: ill just call mom to cook... * puts mom in the oven and clicks interact*

    • @Gemcy
      @Gemcy Před 5 lety

      @Kuilos holy cow

  • @tomorchard6660
    @tomorchard6660 Před 5 lety +269

    Science: god doesn’t exist
    Christians: *SCIENTIFIC GOD*

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 Před 5 lety +6

      Tomas Orchard-Obray Honestly as a Christian since he invented science itself, yep *S C I E N C E. G O D.*

    • @sarrcher9314
      @sarrcher9314 Před 5 lety

      RT Viewers: Magical John

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 Před 5 lety

      INSTALL GENTOO
      Yep

    • @bundleoffuck2986
      @bundleoffuck2986 Před 5 lety

      INSTALL GENTOO
      That’s a godly dick btw, that’s **A B I G D I C K*

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 Před 4 lety

      *S C I E N T I F I C G O D*

  • @mauricesteel4995
    @mauricesteel4995 Před 3 lety +2

    Funfact: Linen tape AKA Flax were actually used for mummification.

  • @SoUnholy
    @SoUnholy Před 4 lety +7

    Love how Jack didnt hesitate to walk in and start blasting

  • @chxlli_1720
    @chxlli_1720 Před 5 lety +253

    "Let Jesus take the wheel" IM WHEEZING
    8:14

  • @sci_pain3409
    @sci_pain3409 Před 4 lety +5

    0:05 that spoon is looking rather comically large

  • @mrmemelord2227
    @mrmemelord2227 Před 4 lety +14

    “ let’s call mom”
    Puts mom in oven

  • @Killbayne
    @Killbayne Před 4 lety +98

    "Scare him with a loud noise!"
    _gives gun_
    *_"AHHH-"_*

  • @charlespip9562
    @charlespip9562 Před 5 lety +45

    "Let Jesus take the wheel, so let's spawn God."
    -RTGame, Mar 25, 2019.

  • @Saver310
    @Saver310 Před 3 lety +8

    2:25 That's no- That's not how you ski.

  • @xwashere
    @xwashere Před 2 lety +1

    "Comatose. He's re- He's dead", was absolutely priceless.

  • @nokay3809
    @nokay3809 Před 5 lety +303

    Today I learned that...
    *Bleach and Santa can solve all your problems*

  • @peenixtrite
    @peenixtrite Před 5 lety +73

    *R.I.P:* _Brad, Magical John and turtle_
    _Death Reason: Sacrificed to the Volcano Goddess_

  • @justsomepersoniguess
    @justsomepersoniguess Před 3 lety +2

    "Tasty cyanide" The silent but deadly way to go out.

  • @thecourtjester2610
    @thecourtjester2610 Před 4 lety +6

    I was listening to this and i zoned out bc i was working on something, when i zoned back in i herd "santas taking no prisoners this year" and it killed me.

  • @BROKEN-ENGLISH
    @BROKEN-ENGLISH Před 5 lety +59

    Magical John had such a good development
    every time i remember the moments in the volcano a tear comes to my eye.

  • @bubbablue4930
    @bubbablue4930 Před 5 lety +95

    1:31 has me laughing my ass off and i still dont know why

  • @unnamedvisitor1649
    @unnamedvisitor1649 Před 2 lety +3

    I think the Vitamin C thing was the most accurate thing altogether. Scurvy really does clear up near instantaneously once your body has Vitamin C again, which is good since the late stage effect of scurvy is that healed wounds reopen, as in anything from scars to minor injuries that left no traces behind will suddenly start appearing again as the body can no longer hold the healed areas together.

  • @comradeyoshi5958
    @comradeyoshi5958 Před 4 lety +27

    “Santa’s not good with weapons.”
    *angry rise of the guardians noises*

  • @krullachief669
    @krullachief669 Před 5 lety +301

    >Stop internet piracy!
    Oh you sweet summer child of a game.

  • @mitspeithetc
    @mitspeithetc Před 5 lety +99

    8:42 There's a movie where Santa starts as a pirate and knowing that makes this funnier for me.
    The movie is Elf Bowling. His brother is basically Waluigi with the voice of Spongebob/Ice King.

    • @reddeath5791
      @reddeath5791 Před 4 lety +10

      MitspeithEtc that movie is so god damn terrible but I find it hilarious that I think of this connection now

    • @thanos4959
      @thanos4959 Před 4 lety +2

      Bruh

    • @jaschabull2365
      @jaschabull2365 Před 4 lety

      Did Mr. Enter introduce you to that one too?

    • @mitspeithetc
      @mitspeithetc Před 4 lety

      @@jaschabull2365 Actually, I learned about the movie through Saberspark lol

  • @LordMoku
    @LordMoku Před 2 lety +4

    Magical John: not the hero we needed, but the hero we deserved.

  • @brandongreenland9632
    @brandongreenland9632 Před 4 lety +8

    10:10
    Magical John: The Finale