MSSP - Matt's BURNING Haemorrhoid Problem
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- čas přidán 15. 09. 2023
- From Matt and Shane's secret podcast ep 111
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This is the men’s health and lifestyle content I need.
God bless Matt’s wife
which one?
@@j.a.6310Butt Mammy
His butt mammy
@@j.a.6310the black one😂
Matt’s a literal carton of milk just fighting for its life
Dawgs always persevere
Aye Yo 😂😂😂
The fuck does this mean dog 💀💀
Dumb
Anyone else been on a MSSP binge the last few months?? I literally listen to the dawgs talk for 8 hours a day lately and it’s never not enjoyable
Like listening to old O&A clips.
Same
I found them like a week ago they’re funny af. Ima watch all their podcast on CZcams then ima subscribe to their patreon
Like hanging with your dawgs
@@TokenWhiteGuyAGRmy progression:
O&A -> Cumtown -> MSSP
As someone with Crohn's disease I've had plenty of hemorrhoid issues, so I feel for the 432hz Shaman on this one🙏
"rainbow moonstone, with the exact ripple 432 makes on water or an external hemorrhoid"
Is that how *You* *CaMe uP* with *YouR NaMe...*
*CLouDBLooM?* 💨
Godspeed brother
@@finn4435see it on the insignia
Internal and external here. I feel for the shaman anytime he talks about his digestive / anus issues
In peepop we trust
Peepop is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs 🦅🌎🇺🇸
Took the craziest bowl filling dump I’ve had in probably months while watching this
At a boy. Proud of you 👏
For 27 minutes??
@@Roanen Greatness doesn’t happen in quick time, lowly one.
What are you watching the still?
@@hkxchethat’s still a long time to let your butthole slack, though. Better be doing some kegels between movements or you’re headed down ‘Roid Road.
Hemorrhoids are no laughing matter. Except when Gerbies has them, of course.
No, Matt is very gay.
Tranny dates.. Super Gay.
The man is too precious for this earth
Getting your "Muslim owned Urgent Care" in the US drone-striked is absolutely wild lmao
When peepop hits us with 20+ mins I cry a single tear of joy
This one literally had me fighting for my life I was laughing so fucking hard😂😂😂
Listening to this while eating was tough
6:23
Finish that joke, Shane 😂 c’mon
😂
As a patriot, I have disdain for this vile spelling of hemorrhoid #1776
Funny
They’re gonna start a Hexit on you
🇺🇸🩸🌳🦅😎
The DAWGS reporting for duty
AHOY
Matt is a butt pirate.
He wouldn't be so scared.
Matt bro, eat a lot of Raisin Bran and take warm baths after you poop. It’ll go away in a couple weeks. Same thing happened to me and I’m a young lad. The doctor said “you can wait for it to go away or you can hate me for making your ass hurt”
nice lmao
That's what my uncle used to say to me except that he didn't give me option one...
I went to confession this morning, now I probably need to go again
Through sleet and snow peepop delivers another banger.
The only time the shaman has been subjected to such extreme Yang energy let’s all purge our priest of 432 hz energy
Matt just has zero shame😂
Matt’s gooping hemorrhoid problem
Lol Matt goes vegan and gets instant butt disease and says it's probably not related
What the heck? Why the hell am I listening to this at work. I have like important shit to do.
Thank God for these entertainers that tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
You'd think the Shaman would know to epsom salt sitz bath
I got one like a golf ball ball once I was walking like a bowlegged cowboy
New hit single “doctor my ass” available now by Matt mccusker
Currently feeling Matt’s pain, had to check back on this fire episode.
Chronic hemeroid patient of 20+ years 5 lances, 1 laser treatment and 2 hemeroidectomies. Hydrate dawgs, constipation is the enemy
Are you in pain management?
I've only had one. While i was recovering from a massive stroke.
I'm glad it went away. They are very gay and smelly.
I had a friend that got dumped by a girl. So one night he went to her house and took a dump on her car hood.
Beauty in life.
"Don't go to the Temple of Doom in the Poconos" had me in STITCHES bro
This is the craziest thing I’ve ever heard in my life 😂
God bless the Shaman and God bless the dawgs
Much love peepop
Shane is so amazed by Matt
PLS NEVER STOP MAKING THESE VIDSZ LMFAO !!!!! I love MSSP
SHANE 4 PRESZ FUR REAL
Bro for real I just watched like 15 of these I love MSSP BAHAHAHA
Great work cousin
"I love those lessons. Just a guy going, 'I have a shirt. My shirt is yellow.' Preparing you for the real world."
The main cause is sitting too long especially on the toilet but also in any chair. You need to get up and move around often. Cardio and better diet for soft and quick poops. Once it thromboses it’s going to hurt but just keep up cardio and hot baths as often as possible and clean diet. The vein will never heal but can regain some elasticity. If you end up getting lazy again it can flare up but if you follow these rules it’ll go away in a week or two. If you get lazy you can actually feel it start to clot again start running and hot baths immediately.
I relate way too hard with this one.
Put some witch hazel on that rood 😂😂
Love Matt.
That photo lmao
I bled from mine so bad, over a few weeks, that i had to get a transfusion lol!
Give these guys a tv show 😂
The Medicine Man has fallen
The wildest bull is a nasty boy….
I have a bleeding one now so bad it legit resembles The Rolling Stones mouth logo
As someone who had a external
hemorrhoid the dr said was like a thumb hanging out. You can for sure get them operated on idk what kind of doctor Matt went too.
Don't strain, fellas..
Stop popping roxies.
NEVER! 💊 😊
Ain't no real Roxie's anymore, it's all fenty now. I had a family member get fake ones from a pharmacy not long ago. It wasn't fentanyl, but it had no oxycodone in it. They tested them and did a big investigation and everything. Someone was apparently intercepting the shipments and switching the bottles. At least, that's what they said.
Boiler nettle and lemon juice is natures cure
I shit an entire anchor and rope recently after eating homemade biria tacos and drinking half a gallon of whole milk. Painless chaos
Father Peepop is shadowbanned why is this just now showing up on my feed
Clicked on this thinking i could handle it while eating. Nope
GODDAMIT MATT
I’ve never seen hemorrhoid spelled like that before
I’m dealing with a possible hammer in the hole too, butt
My older brother had a kidney stone once and I saw another man I respected have an extreme amount of blood fly from his butt while he was wearing white pants. I don’t want either of those things to happen to me. Believe bros, there is extra potty training needed if you plan on living past 27 👍🏻
best comment section ever
Tucks works.
Matt I know you want see this but you need a special moisturizer called glaxal base, I had the itchiest ass, every night I’d make it bleed by scratching it, a few applications of glaxal base, no more swamp ass
He guards butts?
Mammy/Mam is Scottish/Irish for mother
yessir yessir
I’m cringing through this entire thing with sympathy pain
My God this made me queasy 😂😂😂
Took a massive shit after drinking crazy one night and I got one of these. Thought I had herpes or something😭😭
🙌
Yuuuuh
Thrombose hemmroids suck!!!
The one thing that I don't seem to get, thank GOD, is hemorrhoids.
Moist Mccusker
Bro
god cursing mateo for his evil right wing beliefs.
🥴 -10 more points for veganism
I been vegan for four years
Congratulations no one gives a shit
How's your brainfog and depression?
@@pritch3426 don't have any
@@pritch3426 u look like u need some vitamin D buddy
How's the explosive haemorrhoids?
"naw i quit" LOL
I got mega hemm problems right now too. I'm not alone!!